How’s your dating life going in your country

i saw a cute chubby asian chick today at the grocery store

i don't even think about it anymore

why didn't you talk to her?

im socially retarded, also scared.

i have never talked to anyone

I will spend the day with my Chinese girl

i will die alone because my midface ratio is 0.94 and i lack cheekbones and girls in 2025 pay attention to looks only

shut the fuck up

Yesterday I downloaded tinder and matched with 2 women but I'm too lazy to leave my room and go on a date

match doesnt mean you'll get the date though or that they'll reply to you

I've always had a problem that I get incredibly shy around attractive women and fail to form sentences or speak in a really forced posh voice, so not very good

Once a girl in my class said i have big shoulders and touched them when i was 14.

Another time a girl gave me hug because she said i was cute when i was 12.

a bit like David Mitchell's voice but even worse

Dating? Bitch I'm married.

They both replied and one seemed fairly interested but I don't want a relationship I want occasional sex only

Congrats! I'm extremely jealous.

My gf dumped me a month ago now and I've jerked off 3x a day since

Failed miserably.

i just incelhanded a girl in the gym

all my niggas nazis nigga

ive never approached a woman in my entire life

i'd like to say that women don't like me but in truth im so far away from anything related to romance and I've never even tried anything with women

tfw still no bf

Never dated or had sex. Turned 30 not too long ago. It's over. I should just go be a priest so people understand.

Date with married woman.
Her husband know and don't care.

another year another practice gf

Completely nonexistent with no signs of that changing

I can't let her go, she doesn't want me to go either and yet I don't know what she wants from me.

Terrible, but that's to be expected.

I'm dating an ASMR and gaming vtuber and I will have to explain to my parents this summer what she does for a living.
My parents barely use the internet..

CringeSMR

A modern day phonesex whore.

She will cheat

congratulations anon, I'm happy for you
at first I thought you had a Yemen flag, and I was about to say

yeah of course you are, what's the big deal

I see this Arab girl all the time, I like her, and it seems like she likes me, idk exactly what's preventing me from asking for her number

Grats!

Pretty much yeah and it pays well.
She never goes outside. Neither do I for that matter.

Alfhilde?

I will never say.
Let's just put it this way, a lot of her simps are extremely deranged and doxxing would be a horrible idea.

I will become a 40 year old virgin next year.