/med/ + frens

McPope edition
had Eucharist with Coca-Cola and Cheeseburger:

First in portuguese thread

you were just waiting in the catalog for someone to bake, weren't you?

He’s close with his brother which is a sign of good character

Well, time to drag that orange fatass to the ninth circle of Hell!

I am happy to imagine that the amerimutt prots are unhappy.

Don’t think they really care

:(

:D

Especially the nutjobs that go crazy when they see some rich guy's boat flying the Maltese civil ensign and suffer a schizo fit episode about the "new world order vatican masonic order of malta satanic illuminati".

He looks indian in that photo.

Except for those Southern Baptists and Evangelicals.

Some Americans will probably take the attitude of "yeah the Pope is American, America number 1, USA!"

Do you niggas ever just go to the gym thinking you are going to have a schizo sesh, then just randomly a powershitter who always jokes around tells you you should take supplements that they give to race horses and not humans? Then knowing that he always jokes around you just laugh only to him tell you that he was not joking. Then of course you can't believe him as he always jokes. So he calls over his chemical engineer friend from the other side of the gym and he tells me that it's real and the chemists at the animal vet are already used to some people buying that one horse supplement for human use so they are not even surprised anymore.
You know, when I think it's me that's weird, during these times I come to the conclusion that maybe I am NOT that weird.
Yeah.

Even though most of them aren't even Catholic!

Calm the fuck down, anon. You're just mad that Cardinal Erdo wasn't the one being elected pontiff.

KEK
Honestly I would have been surprised beyond belief were he elected to be the next pope.

He could've turned the Catholic Church into a backwards, pre-Vatican II, traditionalist shitstorm, KEK!

pope against death penalty and for immigration

errrrmmm... cringe.
Some people are fucked in the head, you must learn to enjoy these moments of crazyness if anything.

Those will annoy me istead.

Good morning med, big exercise day and then Thiriet shopping

Btw I checked the ingredients and they are actually right.

errrrmmm... cringe.

Should have elected my nigga Sarah.

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Perrin the Breton Sneedster just arrived in Seyda Neen. After suffering betrayal and loss back in High Rock, he is determined to survive in this foreign land and to finally make it.
Will his old demons catch up to him or will he rise above his initial calling as a thief and petty assassin?
I didn't follow the conclave or anything so no idea who any of the candidates were.

checked the ingredients and they are actually right

These niggas must have an engorged heart twice the normal size

These niggas must have an engorged heart twice the normal size

Both are natty and healthmaxxed.

I didn't follow the conclave

Me neiter tbf. Sarah is a Guinean bishop who is also probably one of the most conservative bishops.

Feeling so horny it makes me sad.
Iyc?

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Get some therapy, goddamnit.

Just jack off and be done with it.

Guinean bishop who is also probably one of the most conservative bishops.

The internal politics must be pretty interesting.

Better than getting your corpse to explode because of some "special embalming" technique. That's what happened to Ven. Pius XII.

Use a dating app ffs, they are made for attractive and socially inept naggers like you

I lift until my arms hurt so the horniness dissipates because of the pain.

Go into a confessional if a nearby church has one.

He's just a mix of spanish euro something, so your average american.

At least on Anon Babble they have been sperging for a while.

He's Peruvian

There is no reason to do this unless the confessor is a hot nun.

hello niggas, hue boomer in Galicia
lots of old people in here

McPope

kek

<3

Do you niggas ever just go to the gym thinking you are going to have a schizo sesh

NEVAH!

you should take supplements that they give to race horses

Sounds interesting. Hopefully my heart won't explode

You wanna sin, huh? I have a solution for you

Henlo Booma, why do you have a French flag instead of Spanish one ?

I believe is due to the network operator
I have a simcard from the cagie with international roaming (nothing personal mr Shekelberg), currently I'm on Orange's network

The second I found out the new Pope was American, I knew there was going to be all sorts of political shitflinging about. We should never have stopped worshipping animals and the celestial bodies, the world has gone to shit since then.

just kill all burgers (in Minecraft, of course)

I decided to give online dating a shot
What experience do you GENTS have with Bumble? My friends say it's pretty good.

Just jack off and be done with it.

It does not help.

they are made for attractive and socially inept naggers like you

They are not made for us autistix folkx.
You just don't get it because you are not a grindpilled (autistic) grindmaxxer (autist).

I would unironically wear chastity if I had a gf who would also be willing to wear chastity. Then the one who is not currently wearing chastity could bully the one wearing chastity. Like you switch around the roles on a weekly basis. You get the idea.

Oh and btw, how are you doing as of lately, sister?

worshipping animals

My gut tells me that when you say animals you only mean cats and felines.

They are not made for us autistix folkx.

you are either the most disgusting and incompetent human being or you are just larping
either ways seek immediate help

I get those who said that she looks evil, but the kind of evil that she'd fit in the role of a cruel queen, a powerful sorceress, or an ancient vampire countess.

I'd rather worship the sun than God, because at least the sun is real

most incompetent human being or you are just larping

or larping

Nigga if you have not had an irl friend for almost 7 years since the last one there's definitely something wrong with you. I'm not larping.

the sun is real

that's what (((they))) want you to believe

Nigga if you have not had an irl friend for almost 7 years since the last one

I'm in the same boat and I managed to get a gf
you are also a faggot and that means you have even more options
just have SEX fakecel

Sounds like a premise for some erotica :D

Quite stable and unfulfilled at the same time
And how are you mentally/spiritually?

Yes, I absolutely agree

Entities that can be perceived sensually are boring

that's what (((they))) want you to believe

Maybe you are right

Entities that can be perceived sensually are boring

Good point

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After interacting with this meme I feel bad about my contemptuous attitude towards the material world. My apologies to everything that exists

My gut tells me that when you say animals you only mean cats and felines.

Every single thing that men do - from art to employment to great undertakings - every single expenditure of effort is ultimately in service of two supreme goals:

to have sex with women

to feed shrimps to cats

It therefore stands to reason that the human species should worship olive/light brown skinned women and cats. Let's be honest - we already do.

Hello frens, I had some difficult days, my mother spend most of the week in the hospital (severe chest pains), but she's now home and the cardiologist adjusted her meds dosage
And me and the gf got rear ended by a fucking Semi-trailer truck when going to the gym, the entire rear of her car got fucked and the insurance company might not want to repair as the repair might exceed the value of the car (A 2005 seat Ibiza, tiny shitbox), I'm fine form the crash but the gf has lower back pain and will start physical theraphy
And yesterday I embarqued in a fun irl sidequest in which I had to retrieve and deliver a hand made ceramic piece for a governor of a certain Latin American country in a visit here (gf work shenanigans), nice dude.
Where you in the airport in Santiago kek? I saw a dude with hair like yours when I I accompanied my parents in law to the airport

I arrived in Madrid so no

I saw a dude with hair like yours

kek, based fellow hobomaxxing
but when I'm outside I'm using an elastic to "tie" my hair so I don't look like a complete pyscho

Good thing I didn't whisper ""Catnigga" to him then

lmao that would be based