/brit/

Where is he edition

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DTFIC mindraped sub edish

my arse cries out for a raping

Slipping down the water slide yippee

Sir Trump Charmer

how high up can you go on earth before there's no more air to breath

Just want to wank and wank and wank and wank

mouspostah :£

Don't care what anyone says, Trump is fucking funny. Half of the time he doesn't even mean it since his brain is rotting away

Tremendous to make a trade deal with the UK, our oldest ally... well close to oldest... some people will claim that

FRANCE BTFO

what knock off ai image generator is that

Remember one time I was on holiday in America and found James Charles on Grindr lmao :/

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grok

you lads ever licked a female arsehole?

it literally says grok in the corner

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Yeah several

calm down

every centimetre of my desk is covered in rubbish

the antagonists in the film Sinners were Irish and it could cause a black vs Irish race war

no

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why were you on grindr?

green day hahahaa

Wtf is this real

Did you shag?

why are you people so crass?

Yes my ex, loved it
Shove it up your arse

when do you plan on cleaning it up?

Get off his case grandpa, he’ll do it when he’s ready

Yeah he fucked my poohole

invited james round, but as soon as he got his knob out i felt sick
asked him to leave then he tried to stick his hard knob in my mouth had to wrestle him out of the flat
not gay myself personally

White Strasserist National Socialism

She’s very shit

Boils my piss on vinted when some cunt waits until the very last day before the sale gets auto-cancelled to send the thing you've bought. Get out of the house you fat fucking slag and get it posted.

Sold some things too and got the notification that they have been received but they haven't marked it as being ok so I have to wait a few days before the system auto-closes and sends me money.

Smiling in delight at some of these posts. Keep it up lads

Shut the fuck up

ok piggy

Starmer looks well hard here

almost 30% of Jaguar Land Rover vehicles are sold in America

Sir Keir is who people thought Tonibler would be

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nah but like imagine play fighting with your bro and he tumbles backwards onto the sofa and you fall on top of him and he leglocks you

IT'S A FISHERY

lads a plane has just hit the north tower of the world trade centre

bet macron's pure ragin at that aha

wahey maccas on u m8

Europa Universalis 5 announcement in 30 minutes, you lads excited???

getting blacked

Jeff's such a bland, boring jf

get it posted

slang for "ship it through the post office"?

yea, fuming even i bet

I thought thatcher killed British factories

no paradox is fucking wank

getting blacked also

I get no bitches

me outside the pub at shutting time

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nth for the holodem

Finally, it's happening. Page 3 is coming to an end. From the end of May, word around the building is that there will be no more tits on the pages of the Daily Star.

End of an era for the lads.....

dunno what that is

served a brown woman today and greeted her but she completely blanked me the miserable cow

your da goes to zestaholics anonymous

Slang for smegma penis head gently dipping into your mouth while you sleep

I still can't believe they froze his accounts and then they did the same thing to Nigel Farage for way less

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigel_Farage_Coutts_bank_scandal

I knew they did this for drug dealers and criminals but not people that committed no crimes

I've only been to one job interview in my whole life, got the job, and I've been working at the same company for 13 years now.

Reckon that's unusual.

classic mate well done

I thought page 3 died years ago

Your brother gregor, whatever happened there...

sacked tranny is racist!

frankenchickens for all

might have been me

wdym 'served' her rorke?

rorke serving cunt

nigga heil hitler

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woke up 2 days ago

mum and dad had left without telling me

"oh well, they’ve probably just went out for a bit"

2 days later (now)

still haven’t come back

Lads wtf do I do, I’m genuinely getting worried now. They haven’t responded to my texts or calls

colddd man

going back to black

Right well they're dead and you're going to be prime suspect

she hadn't had her coffee yet

was on the till weren't i

Lads wtf do I do

big telly downstairs wank on the cards for you

where poo comes from? heck no that's gross af. you're a scat fetishist if you're into that

go on holiday to america

eat american food

no problem

go to supermarket

buy american food

noooooo this is genocide

why is leftypol like this?

yes lad

countdown up

Pope Ngubus the First

I'm actually genuinely 100% literally gay and get shagged up the arse

shant be eating disgusting yank beef me

bizzare kino, brown skin

Any good Rorke YouTube channels going?

green bin collection never came today what the fuck am i paying for?

might go to the hospice this weekend and laugh at all the bald shrivelled up cancer patients lol

whatifalthist

I see only one of the holodem bothered to show up today

Total War's been dogshit for years unfortunately

michael my man

why is everyone talking about black popes when the only serious contenders are four white Italians and a Filipino, and MAYBE a Hungarian but it's a stretch?

sir keir stormzy kc

If Catholicism schisms again would people even care, seems like they don't hold the same influence as they once did a thousand years ago

The real one (The Sun's, or as Liverpool fans call them, The S*n) did, the Star were holding out though.

oh yeah who told you that?

zero diet = stubborn fat

black smoke
no pope

bollocking a big fat fucking wank to some heterosexual pornography

going to to take dogberg up to park for throwball toil but can tell its going to be absolutely mobbed with cunts

alas i'm not a rich person with a massive garden

Exercisetoil looms

Those look good. Thanks lads

if there's black people involved in literally anything we must talk about them forever

the only serious authority with money on the line (bookies)

Actually the black is a real contender and was last time he had a chance. Now he's older his odds are better.
The people who vote on it are people who themselves are eligible in the future so purposefully vote for old bastards to ensure they have more of a chance next time.

mad they let 16 year olds get their chebs out in this in the 00s and used to have 15 year olds counting down to their 16th birthday

filling up the external hard drive with filth

You guys are gonna love our beef. I promise.

the rest are still chibi, give them time x

preparing for next month brother?

The people who vote on it are people who themselves are eligible in the future so purposefully vote for old bastards to ensure they have more of a chance next time.

that is hilarious

/brit/ allowing anime is it
Wouldn't have happened in my time

last time the bookies got it wrong bigly

In truth there is no way to escape the Ellullian efficiency landscape

yh

sign of the times

drafting some documents

the domestication of animals and vegetation was the crucial step in civilisation

was just saying this down at the coffee shop

youths these days got no respect I tell ya

hope they paint the dome on st peters basilica black if we get a bbc pope

Pizzaballa

scmreunf

for me it's the Sunday Sport, that thing is wall to wall chebs

pizzaballa

zuppi

now you're just making stuff up

people have been saying this

this is based

anime birthed this website and therefore /brit/, pay your respects to your betters

Pope's dead

was just saying this

one of the angles on this chimbley has a lens flare right that makes it look like white smoke is coming out
most irritating

Mumberg has just accepted my request of chippy dinner lads, we're so fucking back. Going to ask for ciderberg too. All or nothing.

down't pub

need 1,700 steps to get to my mandated 10k minimum

It's times like these we have to cast our OCD/anxiety aside, grow a pair of balls as it were, and just do what has to be done ya know what I'm sayin

chimbley

bradders

Love it big dog, strike while the iron is hot as they say.

leftypol will be crying about it for years even thought he wont be able to tell the difference

thought you lads'd appreciate that x

lucky git

the most interesting papal conclave in recent history was the 1903 one when a Polish cardinal and the Austro-Hungarian foreign minister (also Polish) gaslit the Austro-Hungarian Emperor into vetoing the guy who'd normally win because he was on good terms with Russia

trade deal with usa

trade deal with india

trade deal with brazil

trade deal with china

eu begging for trade deal

starmer can NOT stop winning

yhn binble

just wave your arm around for a bit

yoshiro hatano's orders

Wish I had beer at the moment, alas I am a Friday and Saturday drinker exclusively and will not compromise on my principles.

business plan: export trans galdem to the usa

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the Vatican is trolling you

Next year there will be a world cup game in my city

um why aren't they siding with china? WHY AREN'T THEY TRADING WITH CHINA???

WHY DID THEY ALL BEND THE KNEE TO DRUMPF

started to be like this
wish i could have just one on a thursday but it always turns into a steamingtoil so it’s all or nothing

Never had a one on one job interview, but have had 3 jobs.

Keep your powder dry, sir. We will booze tomorrow.

yhe binble

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Full support Pakistan

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because the usa is the centre of the world econimcally and is the only rich country with a growing population and a real economy

Yeee lids, it is definitely a win. Cider will be hard sell but last drink before meds which start tomorrow, new anti-psychotics. But tonight I feast.

watching footage of Vietnam while listening to Creedence

oh i SHALL be on it from the moment i get back to my flat tomorrow

US removes tariffs on UK steel and aluminium, and cuts car rate to 10%, as Trump and Starmer unveil deal

What?

um
sex

just put the heating on

Holy fucking shit. Yum

Would eat out tbqh

What's fake news? The black guy (Turkson) isn't there.

Chinese economy is fake and gay, moreover they'll blatantly steal and try to take over the local industries

stupid and downright dangerous

wanking to footage of Vietnam while listening to Creedence

why is everyone talking about black popes

the blacks in america think it would be a good way to rub it in the nose of the racists, not knowing that the african cardinals are more right-wing than almost anyone else on the planet. It's also just that same old thing of "every new thing must be black because black black black black black"

Love paki and Indian women me

Why is the indian deal so bad though? No UK citizen will ever want to go to india to work rofl

quite like that level of puboid hair

well i would so that disproves your point right away doesn't it

eating a rotisserie chicken like a medieval peasant

should go in for a shower me
havent had a shower in over 5 months now

british indians

I love women so fucking much

cutting off my dick and posting it to china

have no experience with indian women but can’t imagine a race more likely to give you poo on the willer if you shagged them up the arse

wsafagfahjw

get that protein bro. tear it off the bone

autistic painting simulator

wow

aacrmeaign

SeasideMark asmr joi

got the vaseline on so my lips are all plump and moisturised

sauce pls ?

you don't have enough of them already?

I miss that little scamp

bro still has dry lips in the month of May

state

Luna Silver. She is skinny and gross now sadly

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*plants a big old smackeroo on you*

alri thank u!

drinking coffee with out of date milk because i just dont give a f*ck anymore

Yes I'm a catholic convert

Yes I'm learning Latin on duolingo

Yes I am better than you

she fucks bbcs

based

fast forward: you'll be fine and nothing will happen

we already know that rakeesh you were born there lol

nigga learning roman on his cell phone :skull:

milk doesnt have an 'out of date' on it

no you're not, you're a mong lad

I need a 5090 because Stalker 2 won't work on anything else

hope you're doing this to try and shag a girl and not develop faith because you're going down a dead end

;D

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Patiently waiting for Mel Gibson to drop the Passion of the Christ 2 and absolutely BLOW THE FUCK out of the gays and yids

jewish girls

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I am hated for loving
I am hated for loving
Anonymous call, a poison pen
A brick in the small of the back again
I still don't belong
To anyone, I am mine

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Actually a joke how fit the birds are in France and then you come back here and it’s just…

grapefruit fizzy

why do british people love the rules so much?

what exactly are we supposed to do about it?

Ye isn't trying to be some natsoc leader or galvanise some kind of political movement. He is just putting himself out there 100% including all the ugly and unflattering bits.
And honestly that is what makes his current run so powerful.
He's not trying to impress you or make an anthem for you.
He is just expressing who he is.
Ye sucked his cousin's dick.
Ye is a cuck.
Ye was screwed over by Jews in his personal life and in the music, fashion and finance industry.
And Ye loves Hitler.

free up some space on your browser you monster and close some tabs

don't think I've ever had more than 10 tabs at once
freak behaviour those that do

bought some more e45

Have got a new favourite website
inferiorasian.com/

evolution is mental really isnt it

Is that a band or something

jewish wives don't care if their husbands are happy

yeah i was amazed when my starter first evolved

The lovely Asian women

business idea: eamonn holmes sex arse

oh wow what a great band name
looks like it's already been taken by some stupid assholes though

who is still making utter coal like this in 2025

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make me

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reading Heinrich Töpfer and the Chamber of Gas

I'm in my Rolls-Royce and I don't like the homeless.

is he wearing a jacket?

Ye is a cuck.

Oh really, Bianca does the sexo with other men?

yes it's good! <3

my Mazda's supension is in absolute tatters

expect the car to just snap in two on the M1 any day now

he's a mentally ill freak and it's based

THE BABY SEAGULL WAS ELECTED NEW POPE

i bloody love drugs

shitehawks

that's what you get for driving jap crap

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im gay nigga!

Revelation 6:15-16

And the kings of the earth, and the great men, and the rich men, and the chief captains, and the mighty men, and every bondman, and every free man, hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of the mountains;

And said to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb

cute they brought their baby gull along to see

what does axiom mean?

THEY'VE ONLY GONE AND ELECTED A BLACK

pope rorke

It's Pope Len I

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i havent touched a fox before but i see them every day
how is that fair?

leftypol putting oil in the water when he cooks pasta

White smoke, new pope

I WANT A FUCKING KEBAB

Pope's dead

it's all popeing off now

do you lads believe in God or just cosplaying?

imagine the new pope falls off the balcony

its going to be a nigger isnt it?

Oh my mary a new pope!!!

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new poop

100%

WHITE SMOKE
NEW POPE

What the fuck are you talking about jeff
Fuck off you stupid bleck

reckon it's the asian lad

parrots out and about

new

OF COURSE!
MAMIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!

i believe in god but not popery