Where is he edition
/brit/
DTFIC mindraped sub edish
my arse cries out for a raping
wahey
UK USA trade deal SIGNED, the boys are BACK in town
Slipping down the water slide yippee
Sir Trump Charmer
how high up can you go on earth before there's no more air to breath
Just want to wank and wank and wank and wank
mouspostah :£
Don't care what anyone says, Trump is fucking funny. Half of the time he doesn't even mean it since his brain is rotting away
Tremendous to make a trade deal with the UK, our oldest ally... well close to oldest... some people will claim that
FRANCE BTFO
what knock off ai image generator is that
Remember one time I was on holiday in America and found James Charles on Grindr lmao :/
grok
you lads ever licked a female arsehole?
it literally says grok in the corner
Yeah several
calm down
every centimetre of my desk is covered in rubbish
the antagonists in the film Sinners were Irish and it could cause a black vs Irish race war
no
why were you on grindr?
green day hahahaa
Wtf is this real
Did you shag?
why are you people so crass?
Yes my ex, loved it
Shove it up your arse
when do you plan on cleaning it up?
Get off his case grandpa, he’ll do it when he’s ready
Yeah he fucked my poohole
invited james round, but as soon as he got his knob out i felt sick
asked him to leave then he tried to stick his hard knob in my mouth had to wrestle him out of the flat
not gay myself personally
White Strasserist National Socialism
love r charli
She’s very shit
Boils my piss on vinted when some cunt waits until the very last day before the sale gets auto-cancelled to send the thing you've bought. Get out of the house you fat fucking slag and get it posted.
Sold some things too and got the notification that they have been received but they haven't marked it as being ok so I have to wait a few days before the system auto-closes and sends me money.
Smiling in delight at some of these posts. Keep it up lads
Shut the fuck up
ok piggy
Watching a video on Rorke's ma
youtube.com
Starmer looks well hard here
almost 30% of Jaguar Land Rover vehicles are sold in America
Sir Keir is who people thought Tonibler would be
nah but like imagine play fighting with your bro and he tumbles backwards onto the sofa and you fall on top of him and he leglocks you
IT'S A FISHERY
lads a plane has just hit the north tower of the world trade centre
bet macron's pure ragin at that aha
wahey maccas on u m8
YE
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Europa Universalis 5 announcement in 30 minutes, you lads excited???
getting blacked
Jeff's such a bland, boring jf
get it posted
slang for "ship it through the post office"?
yea, fuming even i bet
I thought thatcher killed British factories
no paradox is fucking wank
getting blacked also
I get no bitches
me outside the pub at shutting time
nth for the holodem
Finally, it's happening. Page 3 is coming to an end. From the end of May, word around the building is that there will be no more tits on the pages of the Daily Star.
End of an era for the lads.....
dunno what that is
served a brown woman today and greeted her but she completely blanked me the miserable cow
your da goes to zestaholics anonymous
Slang for smegma penis head gently dipping into your mouth while you sleep
I still can't believe they froze his accounts and then they did the same thing to Nigel Farage for way less
en.wikipedia.org
I knew they did this for drug dealers and criminals but not people that committed no crimes
I've only been to one job interview in my whole life, got the job, and I've been working at the same company for 13 years now.
Reckon that's unusual.
classic mate well done
I thought page 3 died years ago
Your brother gregor, whatever happened there...
sacked tranny is racist!
frankenchickens for all
might have been me
wdym 'served' her rorke?
rorke serving cunt
nigga heil hitler
woke up 2 days ago
mum and dad had left without telling me
"oh well, they’ve probably just went out for a bit"
2 days later (now)
still haven’t come back
Lads wtf do I do, I’m genuinely getting worried now. They haven’t responded to my texts or calls
colddd man
going back to black
Right well they're dead and you're going to be prime suspect
she hadn't had her coffee yet
was on the till weren't i
Lads wtf do I do
big telly downstairs wank on the cards for you
where poo comes from? heck no that's gross af. you're a scat fetishist if you're into that
go on holiday to america
eat american food
no problem
go to supermarket
buy american food
noooooo this is genocide
why is leftypol like this?
Total war is better than paradox plus there is nothing as cool as Rome
yes lad
countdown up
Pope Ngubus the First
I'm actually genuinely 100% literally gay and get shagged up the arse
shant be eating disgusting yank beef me
bizzare kino, brown skin
Any good Rorke YouTube channels going?
green bin collection never came today what the fuck am i paying for?
might go to the hospice this weekend and laugh at all the bald shrivelled up cancer patients lol
whatifalthist
I see only one of the holodem bothered to show up today
Total War's been dogshit for years unfortunately
michael my man
why is everyone talking about black popes when the only serious contenders are four white Italians and a Filipino, and MAYBE a Hungarian but it's a stretch?
sir keir stormzy kc
If Catholicism schisms again would people even care, seems like they don't hold the same influence as they once did a thousand years ago
The real one (The Sun's, or as Liverpool fans call them, The S*n) did, the Star were holding out though.
oh yeah who told you that?
zero diet = stubborn fat
black smoke
no pope
bollocking a big fat fucking wank to some heterosexual pornography
going to to take dogberg up to park for throwball toil but can tell its going to be absolutely mobbed with cunts
alas i'm not a rich person with a massive garden
Exercisetoil looms
Those look good. Thanks lads
the goths
if there's black people involved in literally anything we must talk about them forever
the only serious authority with money on the line (bookies)
Actually the black is a real contender and was last time he had a chance. Now he's older his odds are better.
The people who vote on it are people who themselves are eligible in the future so purposefully vote for old bastards to ensure they have more of a chance next time.
mad they let 16 year olds get their chebs out in this in the 00s and used to have 15 year olds counting down to their 16th birthday
filling up the external hard drive with filth
You guys are gonna love our beef. I promise.
the rest are still chibi, give them time x
preparing for next month brother?
The people who vote on it are people who themselves are eligible in the future so purposefully vote for old bastards to ensure they have more of a chance next time.
that is hilarious
/brit/ allowing anime is it
Wouldn't have happened in my time
last time the bookies got it wrong bigly
In truth there is no way to escape the Ellullian efficiency landscape
yh
sign of the times
drafting some documents
the domestication of animals and vegetation was the crucial step in civilisation
fake news
was just saying this down at the coffee shop
youths these days got no respect I tell ya
remind them
hope they paint the dome on st peters basilica black if we get a bbc pope
Pizzaballa
scmreunf
for me it's the Sunday Sport, that thing is wall to wall chebs
pizzaballa
zuppi
now you're just making stuff up
people have been saying this
this is based
anime birthed this website and therefore /brit/, pay your respects to your betters
Pope's dead
was just saying this
one of the angles on this chimbley has a lens flare right that makes it look like white smoke is coming out
most irritating
Mumberg has just accepted my request of chippy dinner lads, we're so fucking back. Going to ask for ciderberg too. All or nothing.
down't pub
chimbley
need 1,700 steps to get to my mandated 10k minimum
It's times like these we have to cast our OCD/anxiety aside, grow a pair of balls as it were, and just do what has to be done ya know what I'm sayin
chimbley
bradders
Love it big dog, strike while the iron is hot as they say.
leftypol will be crying about it for years even thought he wont be able to tell the difference
thought you lads'd appreciate that x
lucky git
the most interesting papal conclave in recent history was the 1903 one when a Polish cardinal and the Austro-Hungarian foreign minister (also Polish) gaslit the Austro-Hungarian Emperor into vetoing the guy who'd normally win because he was on good terms with Russia
trade deal with usa
trade deal with india
trade deal with brazil
trade deal with china
eu begging for trade deal
starmer can NOT stop winning
yhn binble
just wave your arm around for a bit
yoshiro hatano's orders
Wish I had beer at the moment, alas I am a Friday and Saturday drinker exclusively and will not compromise on my principles.
business plan: export trans galdem to the usa
the Vatican is trolling you
Next year there will be a world cup game in my city
um why aren't they siding with china? WHY AREN'T THEY TRADING WITH CHINA???
WHY DID THEY ALL BEND THE KNEE TO DRUMPF
started to be like this
wish i could have just one on a thursday but it always turns into a steamingtoil so it’s all or nothing
Never had a one on one job interview, but have had 3 jobs.
Keep your powder dry, sir. We will booze tomorrow.
yhe binble
Full support Pakistan
because the usa is the centre of the world econimcally and is the only rich country with a growing population and a real economy
grim
Yeee lids, it is definitely a win. Cider will be hard sell but last drink before meds which start tomorrow, new anti-psychotics. But tonight I feast.
watching footage of Vietnam while listening to Creedence
oh i SHALL be on it from the moment i get back to my flat tomorrow
US removes tariffs on UK steel and aluminium, and cuts car rate to 10%, as Trump and Starmer unveil deal
What?
um
sex
just put the heating on
Holy fucking shit. Yum
Would eat out tbqh
What's fake news? The black guy (Turkson) isn't there.
Chinese economy is fake and gay, moreover they'll blatantly steal and try to take over the local industries
stupid and downright dangerous
wanking to footage of Vietnam while listening to Creedence
why is everyone talking about black popes
the blacks in america think it would be a good way to rub it in the nose of the racists, not knowing that the african cardinals are more right-wing than almost anyone else on the planet. It's also just that same old thing of "every new thing must be black because black black black black black"
Love paki and Indian women me
Why is the indian deal so bad though? No UK citizen will ever want to go to india to work rofl
quite like that level of puboid hair
well i would so that disproves your point right away doesn't it
eating a rotisserie chicken like a medieval peasant
9mins left
should go in for a shower me
havent had a shower in over 5 months now
british indians
I love women so fucking much
cutting off my dick and posting it to china
have no experience with indian women but can’t imagine a race more likely to give you poo on the willer if you shagged them up the arse
wsafagfahjw
get that protein bro. tear it off the bone
autistic painting simulator
wow
aacrmeaign
SeasideMark asmr joi
got the vaseline on so my lips are all plump and moisturised
sauce pls ?
you don't have enough of them already?
I miss that little scamp
bro still has dry lips in the month of May
state
Luna Silver. She is skinny and gross now sadly
*plants a big old smackeroo on you*
alri thank u!
drinking coffee with out of date milk because i just dont give a f*ck anymore
Yes I'm a catholic convert
Yes I'm learning Latin on duolingo
Yes I am better than you
she fucks bbcs
based
fast forward: you'll be fine and nothing will happen
we already know that rakeesh you were born there lol
nigga learning roman on his cell phone :skull:
milk doesnt have an 'out of date' on it
no you're not, you're a mong lad
I need a 5090 because Stalker 2 won't work on anything else
hope you're doing this to try and shag a girl and not develop faith because you're going down a dead end
;D
Patiently waiting for Mel Gibson to drop the Passion of the Christ 2 and absolutely BLOW THE FUCK out of the gays and yids
jewish girls
I am hated for loving
I am hated for loving
Anonymous call, a poison pen
A brick in the small of the back again
I still don't belong
To anyone, I am mine
Actually a joke how fit the birds are in France and then you come back here and it’s just…
grapefruit fizzy
why do british people love the rules so much?
what exactly are we supposed to do about it?
Ye isn't trying to be some natsoc leader or galvanise some kind of political movement. He is just putting himself out there 100% including all the ugly and unflattering bits.
And honestly that is what makes his current run so powerful.
He's not trying to impress you or make an anthem for you.
He is just expressing who he is.
Ye sucked his cousin's dick.
Ye is a cuck.
Ye was screwed over by Jews in his personal life and in the music, fashion and finance industry.
And Ye loves Hitler.
free up some space on your browser you monster and close some tabs
don't think I've ever had more than 10 tabs at once
freak behaviour those that do
bought some more e45
Have got a new favourite website
inferiorasian.com
evolution is mental really isnt it
Is that a band or something
jewish wives don't care if their husbands are happy
yeah i was amazed when my starter first evolved
The lovely Asian women
business idea: eamonn holmes sex arse
oh wow what a great band name
looks like it's already been taken by some stupid assholes though
who is still making utter coal like this in 2025
make me
reading Heinrich Töpfer and the Chamber of Gas
I'm in my Rolls-Royce and I don't like the homeless.
is he wearing a jacket?
Ye is a cuck.
Oh really, Bianca does the sexo with other men?
yes it's good! <3
my Mazda's supension is in absolute tatters
expect the car to just snap in two on the M1 any day now
So this is rorke
he's a mentally ill freak and it's based
THE BABY SEAGULL WAS ELECTED NEW POPE
i bloody love drugs
shitehawks
that's what you get for driving jap crap
im gay nigga!
Revelation 6:15-16
And the kings of the earth, and the great men, and the rich men, and the chief captains, and the mighty men, and every bondman, and every free man, hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of the mountains;
And said to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb
cute they brought their baby gull along to see
what does axiom mean?
THEY'VE ONLY GONE AND ELECTED A BLACK
pope rorke
It's Pope Len I
i havent touched a fox before but i see them every day
how is that fair?
leftypol putting oil in the water when he cooks pasta
White smoke, new pope
I WANT A FUCKING KEBAB
Pope's dead
:D
it's all popeing off now
NEW POPE
do you lads believe in God or just cosplaying?
imagine the new pope falls off the balcony
its going to be a nigger isnt it?
Oh my mary a new pope!!!
new poop
100%
WHITE SMOKE
NEW POPE
What the fuck are you talking about jeff
Fuck off you stupid bleck
reckon it's the asian lad
parrots out and about
new
OF COURSE!
MAMIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!
repent jeff
i believe in god but not popery