/cum/ - canada usa mexico

i love spreading misinformation online

There was this older white guy used to have "porn" videos up where he'd be naked and he gets these prospective Latinx women to interview for a job of cleaning his house while he stands there naked and jerks off in front of them.
He records them signing the consent forms (while naked) and then jacks off in front of them while they have to sit there and watch. Once they get hired he films them cleaning his house and he'll just walk up to one of them and start jacking off in front of her while she's sweeping And she has to watch him cuz he's paying her. It was strangely erotic and they're all Latinx women, some older some younger

sauce

spankbang.com/352zg/video/job interview jerking

Here's the video

it's over

very fake but i'll jerk off to it anyways

wtf lmao

florida bros we're finished

imagine living in a red state LOL

It's not fake he has a whole series. These are just normal Latinx women

you're dumb and gullible. add me on steam?

kek

hold up a photo of Hitler when the AI face scans you

11-11(tied for match point)

get a 3k and bomb is down(I can defuse to secure match point)

"I'm not defusing, all 4 of my teammates were rude to me"

let it blow up

lose 11-13

Two of them were turks with 125ping.
The other two were black.

i wish i had a pibb xtra right about now...

remember when australians were good posters

moot hated them thoever

È frnut

Internet porn is also banned in my state. I have to use a VPN

try xvideos?

女男孩

literally girl boy

You lost because you wanted to flirt with the Chinese troon, didn't you Jason?

I think all the videos got deleted but there used to be this series of videos from some weird tech bro who made a shit ton of money on the early 00s internet and he bought a mansion and decided that he was going to hire some woman to make porn with him with the promise of making her the biggest porn star in the world or he would pay her some absurd amount of money
the dude was kind of ugly and a virgin when he met her and the girl consistently looked bored to disgusted while fucking him, there were weird one off videos too where he would take her out shopping and the whole time she would just stay on her phone trying to pretend to not know him until it was time to pay, pretty sure she either got her payout because the videos got like no views or decided it wasn't worth it and ran but it was hilarious

pornhub lost so many gems when they nuked all the videos

just google old face and use that picture

I WOULD throw to let a Chinese femboy win, but I didn't in this case.

All the major ones are banned or require you to upload your ID/verify identity

what a sad loser, if i was rich i would just get an asian gf

theres no way i can keep winning non stop like this, i got to lose eventually, if this keeps going i'm actually reaching 25k in no time

currently reading

you will probably just get tired of winning

eporner?
erome?
erothots1?

all the major ones participated in the great purge of the 21st century

I used to laugh at bongs for needing a tv license but now I have to connect to a VPN every time I wanna spaff

Any ADHD medicines that make you NOT feel like a robotic, emotionless eunuch?

i hate puritans so much. they got virginia two years ago.

All banned
Conservacuckolds would rather ban internet porn videos of 18+ women amd men having sex than ban stuff like lgbt, pedo, grooming, etc

everybody STFU, Im watching my anime

I have an IQ of 115

How do I stop having nightmares? Is cortisol real or just a meme?

I have an IQ of 82

We are both here so we are equals

cortisol is real, but the effect that stress has on your health depends on your mindset. individuals who view stress as a positive and a chance to grow and change do not experience negative health effects from stress. individuals who view stress negatively have negative health outcomes.
also: fix your sleep schedule, go to bed at the same time every day. go to a doc to see if you have sleep apnea. if you don't they can refer you to a therapist who specializes in sleep hygiene and can help you fix your sleep habits.

Sam Seder is so knowledgeable

Hank Hill and Homer Simpson were both boomers

82 bro is better because he's not delusional

Hank's got rizz, thoughever

I can tell whoever made this was about 120IQ because they put the midwit range just below that lol

just got matched against an obvious cheater with a bought account who stomped the lobby, honestly surprise this doesn't happen more often, i'm guessing everyone on 25k plus is a turned up mega cheater

Canonically Homer Simpson seduced a hot young redheaded coworker with zero effort. Hank just got that female police officer

anyone making images like that has never done an IQ test because they're too scared to find out how dumb they really are

Actually multiple people hit on hank throughout the series, buck's wife also wanted to fuck him

not wanting to be ""frisked"" by a female cop

what are ya, GAY?

Debbie tried to fuck Hank too, before she blew her own head off in a dumpster

buck's wife also wanted to fuck him

UHHH she was just doing it to piss off Buck thoughever she didn't actually like him

debbie was a slut, thoughever
hank put that hoe on THOT PATROL

Regardless, midwit range should be like 105 to 130. Anything else is copium.

105IQ inference

watchin destiny watch hasan (soon)

Homer's hot redhead was just doing it because the writers thought it would be funny

need sex with fat ass latinas NOW

Canada.

I like checking my cities subreddit every so often because it's a big enough city that people will post general shit like "don't go on this or that road today the construction is causing a backup" but small enough that people will post shit like "Do not support [local business name] because I heard from my husband's [full legal name] bosses wife [full legal name] last week at the [city even] that the owner [name] once raped one of his young employees [full legal name] by coercing her in to sex for money! Also back in 82 when he was quarterback he also solicited [full legal name] who's now married to [some guy] who owns [other local business], terrible man!!!!!" and when someone is like lady this is a city 100k+ people we don't know who the fuck any of those people are they'll be like "uhm guess you're not a local after all!"

it's like a smaller version of schizos in these threads accusing everyone of being the same poster

COCKY WANT BOING BOING
COCKY
WANT
BOING
BOING!!!!!

I have 887 iron ingots.

Been into goth girl armpits lately lads. This is who I've become

Just got permanently banned from a tf2 server until I "submit proof that I'm black"

**pulls down your pantsu**
**inserts my erect pp in your bum bum**

Saw an armpit-aligned skinny goth girl on the 'ddit earlier

and zero bitches

Post hand.

I'll get a Minecraft gf after i become pro.

tell them you shoot at helicopters

have to leave the hotel in an hour
first flight doesn't leave until 9 hours later

pro minecraft player

True, I have midwit tendencies at 130 but recognize I'm not actually remarkably smart

genuinely RARE

I ate a hot dog from Costco

so enjoy the rest of your vacation

WMLF is the truest kind of love

Good man

based

I am a midwit so it checks out

make sure to do something other than start drinking at the airport

for me I would say WMAF

Nordic woman/italian man is the truest form of love

I would fuck this statue

122 midwit here, same.

they offered to give me a ride to the beach then pick me up later, but I'd just be sitting there at the beach for like 6 hours. i wouldn't be able to get in the water because i don't have a towel. and it's really hot and muggy, so i'd sweat a lot. i just decided to wait at the airport instead. maybe they can put me on an earlier flight.

Nordic women cry out for southern european men

youtu.be/tn-Gci-zNjU

i just decided to wait at the airport instead

it's joever

Based incognito mode user.

there's something about blahpipo that really makes them unsuitable for this classical realism statue style.

If it's really hot and muggy you don't need a towel bro. Call them back

Why is it that black people like fried chicken

Scottish and Scotch-Irish plantation owners introduced it to their slaves in the Upland South. They've been eating it so long Black people think they invented it thoughever.

yuropoors will never understand

the t-shirt, lazy sunday shorts and tiktok trend braids aren't helping

i won't drink anything.
I'll sweat like crazy, even if I'm just sitting in the shade. At least the airport has AC.

Thanksoh the more you know

whats wrong with enjoying fried chicken?

might just uninstall counter strike, pretty much reached the peak of what you can do without being a cheater or playing with one

Minimum of three years of relevant experience as an executive-level assistant in a law firm, professional services firm, or corporate environment.

The independent nation of Indiana&Sioux

just got called a benchod, bros...

Amerikka
streamable.com/jf40g7

preparing rice and mussels for dindins. it's fasting day today

We believe in the wild west

best of luck in your future endeavours

dude it's 9pm there

I agree, but even looking at the MLK Jr. statue or all those blahpipo slave liberation statues in the Caribbean and Latin America, there's just something off about it.

ahh sweet, another canadian schizoposter

Dinner is best when the sun's down

Dinner is whenever mom cooks it.

it's the same guy who has been doing this for a while, even outside of /cum/

Dear /cum/
I'm apologizing for being diabolically horny this past week, it made me feel dirty
On another note sexting is hot as fuck

Was just the victim of anti-Flyover racism
Told a girl I was American and she asked if I was from New York, California, or Texas

so?

they pick ugly fat ones and put them in poorly fitting t shirts and jeans then cast it in bronze of course it looks stupid

People go to the beach because they can go in the water when they got hot my man

On another note sexting is hot as fuck

no, it's gay

For me it's WMLM

I don't agree. It's just a shitty statue.

where was she from? Certain cunts seem to like flyovers more than others

That’s a psyop coverup he actually choked to death from sucking my cock while driving

I hit GE at one point and uninstalled because the only thing left was cheaters or paying for one of them matchmaking services

You don't want to hear it but they are all like this unless they drew a short straw for foreign exchange

it's because it's modern blapipo anyone can look semi decent in ancient clothing

I said statue thoughbeit, never thought this with paintings. Go look at the MLK Jr. statue for another example.

She’s Slovenian

white male lives matter?

found gray hairs

its so fucking over

They do but I meant white male latin(x) male

why don't you just post an image of it you lazy bastard

no he's a gay dude who lives in texas with a latino boyfriend

she’s ugly and fat; hardly ‘statuesque’

And they judge me for not knowing where Poopendorf, State of Pissen-Fartenburg is

Only with boys

lol she thought she was gonna be with some Old Money Drumpf family type on the east coast like Melania

I have a whole gray streak like Cruella Deville

Why don't you just look it up? Equally as lazy

i’ve had a small patch of grey hairs since i was a small child (maybe from getting punched in a fight or something?), so i get a nice cope that it’s not from getting old until it fully takes over

I wish wuwa had cute boys.....

Good thing you're dirty blonde so not even your own mother will notice after them accumulating for years

gay thread
i'm going to Anon Babble

I wish wuwa had cute boys.....

old money

Dump

That’s new money THOUGH
Do you even know what that phrase means? He’s like the archetype of new money

My family has a lot of money but she would kill herself living on a ranch (my plan once my grandparents die and I get it)

??? I have dark brown hair

are you mistaking me for gayson?

need a big tiddy latina gf

My neighbor gave me a dirty ass look like I was going to back into her car

he literally has generational wealth
his obsession with gold is nouveau riche but that's his brand: gaudy and retarded

business idea: sexual intercourse

you seem, butthurt... was it my statue remark earlier?

Old money means your family was rich in the 1800s

You don't know what "old money" means.

That’s a normal question. I meet a lot of foreigners, and they’re almost always from big cities. Meet someone from the UK, and there’s a good chance they’re from London; France, and they’re probably from Paris. It’s probably because people from big cities are already deracinated and have a greater propensity to move abroad, plus things like higher cost of living granting them greater impetus to leave.

Give 'er a slap on the ass and tell her to get moving

I posted her in /cum/ once many years ago and someone actually said she was ugly

image board not tell others to google things board

His dad started out a broke commoner, that's not even close to old money

Not ugly but she's mid.

And that stayed in your mind rent free all this time

She is ugly. Brown, trashy nails, clown makeup, too much gum exposure.

is that the lawyer
she's hot as fuck wish I had a beautiful fit latina wife

not surprising, this thread is full of gay faggots. Brian was posting literal dicks and assholes last night.

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she cute and sexo

I think women are more attractive fully clothed
Only low IQ cavemen don't realize that pretty much any healthy sized woman can be attractive if she shows her body

let's be real if that girl approached jason and wanted to have sex with him he would do it in a heartbeat

Only low IQ cavemen don't realize that pretty much any healthy sized woman can be attractive

Brown, trashy nails, makeup, fat.

not true and the majority of women now aren't "healthy sized"

whats the latest slang

Maybe if she told him she would peg him

Post a picture of her clothed and let's see if she's still attractive

it seemed like the kind of sour grapes 'elbows too point 1/10' meme so it stuck with me. I have many useless /cum/ memories taking up space.

pretty much any healthy sized woman

Key phrase “healthy sized.” What percentage of women in America fit that description LOL

Pass it on to me and I promise both not to sell and to teach my descendants about your family

I think she is conventionally pretty and would look cute in clothes but then you take them off and sex her

idk gng shd we tell unc?

Conventionally pretty isn't worth posting unless you're an NPC who makes a habit of posting conventional things

too big for 4kek
imgur.com/a/7QBUqdo

you're either a gay, an incel, or a jealous foid. there are no other options - so which one are you?

(again reminding you there are no other options; failure to advise on the above options only will result in me determining which of these things you are and you will have no say in it)

Fake tits

What are you talking about she’s still hot

you dirty dog

Ugly, brown, filters, makeup, old.

White women are superior

have to go to the coinstar today and cash in me coins for weed money

im brown and i agree

Jason is literally gay.

Fat. Ugly painted nails.

That's Texass to you

Mods will consider this NSFW but allow onlyfans ads that basically show the same thing

Barberton chicken, also known as "Serbian fried chicken", is a version created by Serbian immigrants in Barberton, Ohio, that has been popularized throughout that state.

Only in Ohio

if you don't use adblocker that is your own fault

Being gay used to be illegal. Do you think the law should be reversed and gayness made illegal again? Y/N?

Let me know what you think in the comments below, don't forget to smash that like button.

Oilers!

whores look so happy when they're being whores

I've lived in ohio for over 20 years and have never heard of this

never heard of it

Neither the chicken nor the breading is seasoned with anything, except a little salt

whypipo don't season they food

Y

I do but the hypocrisy still annoys me
Yes but not for the sake of them being gay. It's because gay community has no accountability and allow each other to practice poor values. It's harder to raise a family where gay people are allowed to run rampant

picked vegASS to beat them in my bracket

but I fucking hate the knights

excellent bodies

have tattoos

jason be like "marriage material!!!"

Brown, fat, tattoos, ugly nails, clown makeup, nose piercing. Busted faces.

kek, nice reference for all-day /cum/ viewers

Hey as long as she's White he would marry any girl even if he had to pay off her students loans, had a 100+ body count, fucked black dudes, etc.

i am crazy for the crease

I can remember when Angie was posted on 4channel.org in the jailbait era

It would definitely be hard to get that law reversed, but maybe we could just petition Anon Babble to make it a global rule? No gays outside of Anon Babble, sort of like no pony shit outside of Anon Babble?

For me it's sliced brisket topped with a bit of sauce and pico de gallo on texas toast

Nonsensical posts.

/cum/ has horrendous taste in women

Jason I've been here since 7 am don't try to deflect

The mods are a tranny mafia so that will never happen
Anon Babble isn't a containment zone, it's a lounge for VIPs (Anon Babble is for paypigs)

zoomer chuds like jason are beginning to turn so probably not going to happen

Jason isn't a chud though, and zoomers are starting to see that the types of kids who become trans are the same kids who went to anime club for millennials. It isn't mainstream, they just have a loud internet presence

only that guy who likes Emma Stone

I don't know what your post means. I've barely posted today(playing minecraft)

that's the brazilian schizo spammer not jason

jason is a chud and you're on your way to turning too

my taste in women is top tier

NOO YOU CANT JUST GET AIRDROPPED 5 FIGURES WORTH OF USD IN TIER 1 PROJECTS THROUGH CHAINLINK STAKING ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR WE THIRD WORLDERS HAVE FOUGHT SO HARD TO FUD YOU OUT OF IT

What causes this amount of unholy seething, specifically in males nearing 40 years of age?

Jason is certainly a stupid piece of shit cancer to this thread, we can all agree he should be tossed into a volcano.

cummypies, im drinking covfefe

Are you fat

emma stone

top tier

There are few things I despise more than Emma Stone and it's not just her quirk chungus personality or toad face

Brown, hideous face, makeup, trashy nails.

no

I can't believe people STILL watch capeshit after all these years
ITS ALL THE SAME

neet who lives with his parents posting cummy bummy shit all day

It would be remarkable if he WASN'T fat

Too innocent looking for me

thats not emma stone, tard

what else is it?

You want the "I was beaten by my dad and my mom's a drug addict" aesthetic?

Angie really is true perfection

oh sorry her last name is Watson, sorry I don't keep up with celebshit

It's a containment interest and that's a very good thing

I WISH modern capeshit was half as good as the 70's superman movies, mystery men, X1/2, or batman 1966

The voice. It sounds like she's choking a dick also the fact she won over Umbert and Gladstone when she is not a good actress

You're weird.

I wonder if drumpf watches movies

Idk dawg the normies seem to be turning on it, even when individual movies like Thunderbolts or Deadpool & Wolverine are popular it seems the entire franchise is still trending downwards

You're a pedo

i'm sure i've seen him comment on one but it was something i'd never watch

sexo con mejican bummy

Weinstein'd

yea but shes probably an used up slut anyways

brazilian schizo spammer with us flag is a p*do

damn

cope

He's a boomer, he probably mostly watches old popular movies like The Godfather. He posted his spotify before and it was full of Sinatra

Low quality posts are reportable not that I would do that since that would be announcing a report which is also reportable

Malu Trevejo is a white latina

She's over 18. You're a weirdo.

Why don't you ever come here with you?

She has really bad acne on her ass

jason calling someone a weirdo

she won over Umbert and Gladstone when she is not a good actress

nominated 4 times, won 2

She HAS to have some sort of Jewish connections right? She's nowhere near that good.

jason should not be calling anyone weird

that's not jason, you dullard

I tried going to the anime club back when I was in college, the first introductory meeting consisted of the president of the club talking about how she was a lesbian and explaining her sexuality and talking about how if any guys in the club hit on her she would immediately report them to the deans office, she rambled for like half an hour and then she introduced her gf who wasn't a part of the club but she thought was important for us to know

then she spent like another half hour rambling about how we could join the intramural softball team if we were good and didn't hit on her and that if we paid a fee we could get a club card that got us a 5% discount at an anime store that was like 2 hours away from campus, the she finally finished up and we watched 2 episodes of some random show she picked and said we could submit our suggestion for what other series we could watch through a google form that would be posted on the club page but that if it was fan service or ecchi heavy she would ban us from the club

I was too shy to actually talk to anyone but as I was leaving I noticed one of the guys was going the same direction as me and finally got the courage to say hi and was like "wow that was kind of a pointless first meeting" and the guy ended up being an actual drooling autist who turned towards me, wiped the trail of spit that was trailing down his fucking chin off and then reached out the same fucking hand out to shake mine and said in that kind of loud autist half yell nasely voice they have "I KNOW RIGHT ALSO I'M RICKY!"

I just turned and walked away and I could hear him going "HUH WHA????" as I walked away, never went back and never made a single friend for the rest of my time in uni

You're the one who needs to cope, my oneitis isn't the one who got weinstein'd

goshkin sees an actually beautiful woman

"she must be a child!"

Very curious thought process.

Whoever it is they are 100% calling the weirdo out

new

Kek good post anon
Was the lesbian president hot

It's probably because she worked with Woody Allen so they trust her to look the other way from pedos

No she was a chubby dyke, her hair had been dyed purple but she had clearly not dyed it recently and her blondish roots were showing heavily, her girlfriend was also some chubby bitch with granny glasses