/cum/ - Chicago Upland Miami

FRIDAY NIGHT MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! edition

Bronze age pervert just called Netanyahus son and "american patriot" LMAO

Google is supposed to backup my pictures but it seems to either not do that or only do it sometimes and I can never find the pictures I took when taking something apart. I was looking for a pic of my bike engine with the valve cover removed to make sure the witness mark was in the same place and it's gone

He's a gay romanian jew. What were you expecting.

Bronze age pervert

Doesn’t he have a obsession with brazil?

can we not fucking talk about politics for once

theres nothing to fap to

The Ayatollah is doing a finer job than Trump on all fields.

This is funny

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Move to Iran if you love it so much

Thinking of getting my brother a gift, for no other reason than him being a good brother.
Anyone have gift recommendations in the $50-$100 range? There isn't one hobby that he's fully into, but in the past he's enjoyed MTG, programming, and taking care of his plants. I was thinking either booster packs or a mechanical keyboard.

With one trip to the park she did more to help White people than the entire conservative movement has in 60 years.

My beard trimmings are unironically vantablack. I was blonde as a baby

i dont know what this is about

Minnesota woman with her 5 year old son were playing in a park. Got approached by a Somalian pedo, she called him nigger

Her son is 18 months old actually

What should I order for din din

why don't you save those pictures directly to your device?

Bean & Cheese Burritos

i drank 10 shots of rum and i'm still not drunk. wth is wrong with me? last time i drank half a bottle of whiskey and didn't feel any buzz

Drumpf hasn't even deported 2000 baka

Thats why i take my maintenance photos on film
Googoo cant take that from me or snoop on my pics

smokes

is also an alcoholic

Groce

guys we NEED to send another 5 billion dollars to ukraine RIGHT NOW, they need it more than us ok guys? just trust me.

i think you should lay off the booze anon. i know that you live in serbia, but life is still worth living. no need to seppuku by bottle.

10 shots of rum ~500ml

bottle is missing 100ml tops

blurry waow d00d so drukn photo

Kill yourself
Please
Your mother would thank you

did redditleaf paki get an American VPN or what

I don't know if there's a big ass fly or bee I hear buzzing or if it's someone using a weed wacker

A gossipy man old enough to have a gray beard trying to whip up a moral panic against a young mother. He doesn't know what really happened here, what is going on in this girl's life or what the camera wielding harasser's agenda is. Nor is it any of his fucking business.

He better hope she doesn't have a father/husband/brothers who see what he's trying to do, find out where he lives, and introduce a price to opportunistically seeking attention and power at an innocent stranger's expense.

*bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* *bzzz* *bzzz* *bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

Wouldn't be surprised

im back

You're black

USA isn’t a real country

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fucking kek

no

let he who has never needed to desperately shit while in the car, cast the first stone

disable all the retarded Cloud shit and save everything locally

watchin destiny watch hasanabi argue with ethan klein

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

that's disgusting. only a complete feral animal behaves like this

Burn baby burn...

Are you willing to call Muhammad a pedophile? Fuck Israel btw

Are you willing to call Muhammad a pedophile? Fuck Israel btw

Why does the shittok algorithm keep showing me college decision days from the area I used to live in? How did they know I lived there?

Muhammad the pedophile

Why would a Jew say fuck Israel?
You're a paki

Phone contacts o algo

in what fucking world is one shot 50ml, evil person? this is how much booze i pour in for one shot. and no, i will NOT kill myself

Give us a roomtour
How does a KANG live

/dixie/ already had numerous nails in its coffin, but the site going down basically shut the lid and put a cinder block on it

It was literally filled with Eurangutans anyways

Why would a Jew say fuck Israel?

You're a paki

it was never actually a Southerner general at any point

Fuck Jews and fuck Israel

Will you say Muhammad is a pedophile?

EVERYONE WATCH, THIS GUY IS A CRYPTO PAKI

fuck racists homophobes terfs and sexists

I did, or at least I thought I was. Google photos tries to be seamless between backed up to the cloud and saved to device but in doing so it's not always obvious which one a given photo is on

Fuck Jews and fuck Israel

Will you say Muhammad is a pedophile?

EVERYONE WATCH, THIS GUY IS A CRYPTO PAKI

I'd much rather send it to ukraine than israel desu

Muslims truly are pathetic

i literally thought this exact same thing, crazy

they are very stupid but have a jeet tier overconfidence in everything. Jews are a much more subtle evil.

It’s really worth reading this letter. The city of San Marcos, Texas has suggested that they could use the $4.4 million in tax money their residents sent to Israel to instead manage domestic problems (addiction, education etc) and now the governor is calling them antisemites

Quiet, brown

the religious right doesn't want to solve domestic problems. they want to support israel.

Hilarious

why are you replying to yourself, paki?

God bless Israel

Students at the University of Michigan have been facing unprecedented US state repression for protesting Israeli genocide. They have been raided by FBI agents and detained without charge for exercising protected speech. Please support them if you can

Do Americans typically do this?

he is legally required to say this

US colony

It's honestly such a shame that tree didn't kill Abbott instead of paralyzing him, I really don't see how anyone out there could not see what a piece of shit he is making it so that no one else could sue in the same way he did after getting paralyzed, he's also so embarrassed about it he gets made if cameras shoot him from an angle where you can see his wheelchair (seriously go look at all of his official press photos he tries to hide it the best he can)

And worship black celebrities and sportsball players

My states governor is some dyke looking woman in her 50s so I can't judge you

He’s probably a closet fag, or has some other blackmailable trait. The loudest pro-Israel Republicans all are. Lindsay Graham the open-secret crossdresser, for instance.

i'll have all of you guys know that kurac means dick in serbian

Incredible. Watching this unapologetically white ad you'd think it's an ad for the Swiss or Belarusian military. No random sample of Americans age 18-24 looks like this. I think I see a token black guy flash once for a second. This is so insulting when you factor in that America is the most anti-white country in the world, maybe second to South Africa. This is the worst of all worlds. If after everything that we've seen you take this bait you deserve what's coming to you.

sportsball players

One of the many reasons I will never be able to take rightoids calling things woke seriously, they spend billions of dollars and ruin city centers all just to build temples to games primarily played by niggers, they will spend hours of their day doing fantasy sports shit for no gain or profit and be stuck to sports news revolving around their personal lives all day they fucking worship these people

Just a man with common sense

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friday night fellas...time to let loose and live it up
and by that i mean...heh...
iced water, popcorn and oblivion. simple as

they want white men to die for them again

You already posted this

Israel is the good guy, Islam is always the side of evil. Always has been.

It makes me want to puke when I walk into a bar and a bunch of really good looking young white girls and boomers with Grey hair are gathered around the television and engaging in what is essentially a negro worship festival

for 99% of their shared history muslims and jews were on the same side against Christians

Proxy off, Moshe

Burn baby burn...

husband/wife duo call after their landlord hired my company to do work on his rental

the wife immediately acts pissy and starts yelling, telling me I'm cutting her off every time I tell her to let me finish speaking before she starts

says I'm not answering her question or even listening to it when she's been repeating the same thing for the last 10 minutes and ignoring me repeating the same answer because she's genuinely too stupid to understand

trying to teach me about my own job based on google searches

silence out of nowhere

wife is now quiet as her husband reads down a list of questions (that I've already answered)

What the FUCK is wrong with women

Proxy off, Abdul

not everybody has learned

Just watch hockey it's still like +95% white despite decades of attempts to change it

*opens the gates to the moors in spain*

Keep seething subhuman.
Meanwhile in reality, Gaza will be cleansed fully and will be filled with beautiful Jewish settlements and Trump hotels

Redditleaf is trying to change up his writing style by using capital letters to get us off his trail but I can smell the halal curry off his Pakistani breath

For most politicians I would agree but I honestly think Abbott is just a pure evil piece of shit the guy has been paralyzed since he was in his 20s so it's unlikely that he has any sex scandals out there since his dick doesn't work (his only child is adopted), every single position that he supports is just out there to make more people miserable, weakening protections for other people who were paralyzed, trying to get rid of laws requiring handicap accessibility to government buildings (don't know how he thinks his ass would get in guess he just thinks he's rich enough someone will carry him), weakening perfectly valid worker protections like requiring breaks and/or water be provided for outdoor workers in 100+ degree heat in the summers

guy is a fucking ghoul, maybe it's just a lifetime of frustration from not being able to fuck or something but if something is evil you can guarantee he'll be rimming it's ass and praising it to everyone around

As America becomes more dumb and non-white, instagram models and political commentators will become one. Except instead of the classic conservative bimbo pioneered by Roger Aisles at Fox News, the Roy Cohns who do all the networking and control the purse strings on the right wing (including some WN linked groups) strictly want over groomed twinks.

Hasan Piker has never in his life said anything insightful or accomplished something impressive. The poor guy's brain is about the size of a lima bean. Yet the New York Times feels sufficiently threatened by MAGA's embrace of gay porn stars and WWE/MMA fighters-turned-political-commentators to write this cringe.

nytimes.com/2025/04/27/style/hasan-piker-twitch-youtube.html

Post your chest again

give it another generation or two and you'll start to get jeets

Yeah ill watch it in June when every player is required to have a rainbow flag jersey

one of those is me and I am NOT redditleaf/pakijeet. Fuck Muhammad in the ass with a cactus o algo

dump it on a pastebin, im not clicking a nyt link

Pretty sure it was Julian, the Visigothic count of Cueta who opened the gates

impossible because:

equipment is too expensive for non-whites

jeets only want to play cricket

the first reason is legitmately why non-whites never play it, even most of the "black" or "asian" players are half white or adopted.

fat ass girls

I think the Middle East needs to be totally depopulated and then repopulated by Lebs and the other various Christian groups
The Druze, Yazidis, and the other wacky minority religions can stay too

we started importing finns instead

any gamer girls in cum

they actually tried to force the players to do this a few years ago but it backfired massively and they ended up banning rainbow shit instead ((((Bettman))) quietly unbanned it later)

It was a matter of time before the caved in skulls of X got tired of the man vs woman, pagan vs christian, Republican vs Democrat, etc rightoid time-wasting debates. Now the wheel of misfortune has landed on "WHO IS WHITE" troll.

Iberians are remarkably homogenous. 70% of all Spanish males possess the R1b Y haplogroup, which is shared in similarly high numbers by males in Ireland and France.

The dumbest part about this phony debate is that it is being botted into existence by Mesoamericans in Los Angeles who call themselves "Hispanic."

Better to turn the tables on them: an indian whose last "Spanish" ancestor was an expelled Sephardic converso from 1650 is not Hispanic just because Chicanos looking to scam Civil Rights Act money out of the US government lobbied to get this fake category put on the census in the 1990s.

you dont want Anon Babble girls in your life

bro who cares, wtf are you even talking about

business idea: onlyfans but instead of paying women to get naked it's paying them to say racial slurs

He's a Pakistani who immigrated to Canada in the last 3 years who lives off gibs. He's a very sensitive young man

I am a proud white man

swarthy as fuck

I could turn you in to a gamer girl jason

Hairy like a pashtun

Continue with the copes

too much hair, hand too big, skin too rough
a real huWhite man would have a small soft hairless hand and forearm

didn't even realize it was friday until op mentioned it. every day is the same

The river is stopped by these rocks, it looks like these guys are moving the rocks to let the water flow. I have to check back tomorrow. It's dry season now, it hasn't rained for months.

If you have pink nipples, you're White.

there is no greater pain than being attractive but socially inept
none of you know true suffering

attractive but socially inept

thirdie women would DEVOUR you

I'm attractive.

hasan's stream with ethan is sad
why can't we all just get along :(
two state solution NOW

CATBERG WON'T STOP STEALING MY SPOT
EVERY SINGLE TIME I GET UP
DOESN'T MATTER WHERE FROM. BED. COUCH. CHAIR.
GONE FOR A LONG TIME? SPOT STOLEN. GONE FOR A SHORT TIME? SPOT STILL STOLEN.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK CATBERG

cumpleaños feliz cumpleaños feliz

Cat is the alpha in the household

grim

"Vaishak Kumar" is American. Problem?

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my dad said that i should get a filipino or thai gf, not a fan of that idea

Why

who

Yeah why don't you just marry me?

Miscegenation is immoral. It causes endless problems in the direct relationship, and then causes lifelong problems for any kids produced. Major identity problems, never fitting in with any group, etc

Been there

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i dont wanna be one of those guys
i could get a euro woman ez
you're a guy

Miscegenation is immoral

said the person who will never have sex

Frida was a commie girlboss that literally cucked her husbando with trotsky

all my niggas nazis niggas heil hitler

If you're Chinese or Japanese or Swedish or German, racemixing is fine.

miscegenation? i don't see what the probl-

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Pizzaballa winning the conclave would be funny but probably bad for the world overall

A cracka lyk me could never survive in Mexico
I wouldn’t be able to handle a fierce Latina‘s temper

He would have slayed if he was taller and not mentally ill

Is Benson Boone popular in Amerikkka?

being a half-asian mutt contributed to both of those

Boone is exmormon tho

I’m saying that with personal experiences of interracial relationships before becoming a chud, and all the culture shock and incompatible expectations that entails

Taiwanese aboriginal girl broke my heart

Wouldn't let you lick her ashy feet?

Mormons are superior to Amexicans

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Latinx, Slavoid, even Oriental would all still like this (assuming you aren't a manlet)

She dumped me after sending over all the marriage paperwork

his life would have been different if his appearance and behavior were different

damn really?

cucked by a Canadian

many such cases

We used to live in a country.

Rip off how? They don't appear similar in anyway unless I missed something

heh guess what

He’s so ugly it’s insulting

my condolences, Asia awaits you.

girl asks if i want to hang out

"ok sure"

throws around some ideas

"sounds good, i'll get ready"

stops responding for the rest of the night

ask her why she cancelled plans yesterday

doesn't respond

i use to post my testicles and anus on Anon Babble

The only time I’ve done this is because a more attractive girl hit me up while I was in the middle of making plans

all in a days work for a foid

The final part

i've drank this much rum and i'm still not drunk AT ALL. what the actual hell is wrong with me?

You got cucked. That's called being a white boy and having to deal with a white girl.

It's dysgenic! It's dysgenic!

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what the actual hell is wrong with me?

you like watching your wife get railed by other men that's what's wrong with you

I mog you, I get to call people dysgenic. Also you can't own AKs

She's gonna go to jail for touching the nigglet. What a retard.

i got the draco pointed at you right now fn

Don’t Americans have a right to touch thieves?

Based aryan woman

Post pic fatty

we'll see what this chick says in her defense. it ought to be good...

Hitting a retarded five year old to get them to release an item is not legal here, no

/cum/ stands with the woman, not the somali child molester or hooting internet blacks.

only by black men though

I stand with the law, personally.

asmongold, hasan, and ethan klein making fools out of themselves

destinybros how do we keep winning

Free speech + vulgar abuse isn't illegal either. Blacks gave thousands to a killer and are now crying that someone who said nigger gets money too lol
FREE ALL NIGGER SHOUTERS

Self-defence includes defence of property THOUGH

Imagine how pathetic your life must be that you care about any of these people

See

she won’t get killed by hood rats, right?

Self-defense requires using reasonable force. Hitting a 5 year old is not reasonable.

hasan is winning THO

She can say nigger all she wants.
Attacking someone is battery, however. And shouting a racial slur after doing so makes it a hate crime.

Crazy how the black pedophile video guy doesn’t even mention this alleged battery, and only mentions her use of the dreaded N-w*rd

blackpipo never actually revenge kill anyone in these racial hoax cases. George Zimmerman has been trolling for over a decade and nothing happens to him.

Actually he says it in the first 5 seconds of the video. I just saw the video a 10 minutes ago.

have to take dogberg to the vet on the morrow

She can say nigger all she wants.

Attacking someone is battery, however. And shouting a racial slur after doing so makes it a hate crime.

who is waiting for smackdown to start? is it just me?

hate crime

not real and unconstitutional, we are in the global era of shouting NIGGER now, no going back!

How does a white man get a wife like that minus the crack and tattoos? Are you from Wisconsin/Minnesota? Are you fucking Germanic? Thank you

Hate crime laws are constitutional. This was established in 1993.

Any linux man in? Is wine good now?

Ironically, I hate niggers. But I hate crime and poor people more than I hate niggers in a general sense.

Yes
Depends on what you are using it for

he's a fag just like jason

So its a hate crime if a nig stabs a white baby but if a white person says a certain word than they to jail for years?
Yeah fuck off you shit eating cuckolds

No one is talking about this alleged physical attack in the media. Even the retards at the NAACP didn’t bring it up. And even if it did happen (of which there’s no evidence), it would be justified as self-defence of property

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and when was Roe v Wade established? lol

any white person that cannot control themselves is basically a nigger aways, time preference is the only thing that distinguishes whites and asians from negroes and if you don't have it you're like a skinwalker

A lot of slop/fed accounts were spamming the "Russians are Muslims with HIV" script today with extra vigor and butthurt. This usually occurs when the Ukrainians face a major battlefield setback, so I checked the news and see why: NATO forces have been completely wiped out in Kursk. Ukraine/NATO officially have nothing in their hand at the negotiating table.

she did more for the white race than you faggots ever will

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You would get on your knees and suck the nigger off if you were in her situation

Mutt’s law

life is boring i need to get into trouble

go around in some backwater dump in the middle of rural wisconsin and start calling every white person you see a nigger

pyrrhic victory claimed as a groundbreaking achievement

this is why miggers will never accomplish anything of substance, all style

really couldn't keep your cuck fantasy to yourself could ya

Why is it that weak faggot cuckold men on the internet are the first to turn on someone like this when they have NEVER had to deal with a feral nigger getting in their face and threatening them? They would probably piss their pants and call their mommy to come get them

nah, he should stab that black kid who stabbed the white kid. He'd genuinely get $1 million easily

The NAACP are not the police or the family's representatives lol.

If you are white and you dont support Luigi or shiloh then you should have your skull caved in with a 2X4 (in minecraft)

Personally, it's because I hate women. She should've been at home and the dad taking the son out. But since she's probably a single mom, that's not happening.

This dysgenic mutt will be roasted in the electric chair for killing an innocent White man, a husband, and a father. Leftypol fags and troons can seethe all they want, but there's no way their "hero" will escape the punishment he deserves.

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SHE'S ALWAYS GIVING IT TO ME
LATE NIGHT SHE'S ALWAYS ACCUSING
LAST TIME SHE SAID SHE WOULD KILL ME
MY GIRL'S A BITCH WHEN SHE'S MOODY
BUT SHE'S MY EEEEEEEEEEEEVERYTHING SHE'S ALL THAT I NEED

a husband AND a father? holy shit what a monumental loss

Pretty funny to say this considering he's right-wing. He used to tweet about the great replacement and white birth rates. Whitest white nationalist, eh?

He followed lindyman (just like me)

You're a fag
You're effeminate
A cuckold
A bitch
A sissy
A pussy
low t
A virgin
Never touched a woman
Never kissed a girl
Never been on a date
Never held hands with a girl
Never been in a fight
You are a pathetic slug of person who should have been killed at birth

Every single insult you used is what a woman would say. You're spiritually and mentally a woman.

i am surprised that i have recieved 0(zero) bullying from my friends in the /cum/gen even though i have posted my private photos. they only said i looked like john oliver and that's it

any other current events you guys wanna talk about

Ive had my penis inside a woman
You will never know what a woman's skin feels like

Carney saying he will fuck Trump in the ass when Trump is doing the fucking

You are a woman. You should get on HRT, ASAP.

Luigi helped normalize violence and the fat piece of shit he killed is in hell now and the rest of the capitalist class are shook. He won.
You don't wipe your butt!

Let me see your face

You are a little bitch who would shit his pants if someone threatened him

Luigi helped normalize violence and the fat piece of shit he killed is in hell now and the rest of the capitalist class are shook. He won.

You don't wipe your butt!

white people don’t even exist anymore the average white person today is more of a nigger than black people were 50 years ago. we need to preserve gay helpless retarded neet jasonkin and trailer trash crackwhores or else society is doomed

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Why are you posting anonymously if you're a big tough guy. Let the world know who you are.

i am not going to post my face, anon. you will have to search the archive

GOOD post

i do. that is my past. i started wiping my butt as a new year's resolution for 2024

Were you posting from Macedonia?

thats a different person

it's crazy that some people have managed to make racism boring

Seriously. I need to support a crack addicted single mom or I'm against the white race. Lmao.
A righteous society would put her in a work camp.

Post nose.

Post yourself filling out a job application.

Trannies of any race should introduced to the business end of a flamethrower

just be wageslave for (((Shekelstein))), goy!

these are the white nationalists of /cum/

You're jewish.

I'm entering my sk8er boi arc.

Your parents bus you around like a child. There is functionally no difference between you and a five year old.

I am far, far more intelligent that you.

pre-modern humans famously had no jobs, no money, and no education
they sat around playing oblivion all day

why does jason look so old for 28

Being a tranny is inherently anti white

IQ is directly correlated with education and career attainment. So no, you're dumber than the average retail clerk.

they had no cash, no jobs, and no hope

(((Working))) is for goy cattle.

Someone needs to tell these tiktok mfers that viral fame is fleeting and we're not waiting for your song to release in June

Lithium

Ah, so you're intelligent but have none of the markers that distinguish intelligent people. You're like a 5 year old telling people he's spiderman.

crack

Stop thinking you can outsmart me, jew

Can you cuddle with me?

Jason's videos were the best because you can see and hear how autistic and stupid he is in his voice and facial movements

George Soros really hates China

Look up hyphonix. I'm like half a year older than him.

My IQ was been recorded at 133. Autism is also an evolutionary adaptation. My brain is more evolved than yours.

Most sane people do

watching pretty woman
i hope that someday a wealthy businesswoman will whisk me away from my life as a male sex worker

Look up hyphonix. I'm like half a year older than him.

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the white man's kryptonite

evolutionary adaptation

won't ever have sex

Imagine eating this good

I am a volcel. I could have sex at any time if I wanted to. I am saving my virginity until marriage.

male hooker with a heart of male gold

why don't you guys have sexxx with white zoomer girls if you want to save america?

tell me you/re white without telling me you're white

What's DDS/JD? MD is doctor.

don't be mean to that ytboi
not his fault he can't handle seasoning
it's genetic

DDS = dentist, JD = lawyer

corn

are you from iowa?

*black

i’ve been eating nothing but blocks of cheese and oats lately my stomach feels crazy

So what's dragging their low point down? I would have expected it to be the same as PhD.

Based Chinese girl.

academic rigor for some of those aren't particularly strenuous. lots of shitty law schools, and dental school isn't exactly rocket science. meanwhile many PhDs spend 10+ years on their thesis.

New

I am a volcel. This is not hard to understand. I have transcended biological limitations.

JD is probably dragging down the other professional degrees because it's just a 3 year humanities degree