Balkan culture appreciation thread

I had a meltdown about the Balkan peoples this morning because they live in Germany and I have had a bad experience with a Romanian IRL, but now I think I might be wrong about them and they might in fact all be nice people.
Can you tell me something nice about yourselves?

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not a racebait thread? ignore!!!

Dead site.

Last attempt.

slovenes are cool

they're not even balkan lol

Yes they are.

its 10 am

Idk I live in Asia. What do they do then?

SLOVENES ARE CATH AND BASED
ARE THE BALKANS FOND OF KUSTURICA? OUTSIDE OF SERBIA?

ARE THE BALKANS FOND OF LE HECKING PUTIN?

WHAT HAPPENED DUDE

MEXICAN BOOTLEG ALCOHOL CHEAP
LIKE VODKA

Ah I see. Could you please press that one button to not type in all caps? It looks intimidating, I was scared.

we steal copper and kill ruspigs

steal copper

From where?

kill ruspigs

Bazed.

There's just like not that much Balkan culture

That's why the only threads about this region that actually have any replies are some sort of ragebait thread about muh war and dindumuffins

Shouldn't they actually be assmad about preserving and making up all sorts of cultural things to diminish the Turkish influence?

Ah wait you had /balk/ all along...

can you tell me something nice about yourselves

Collective agreement to do everything possible to not raise GDP of your country and enjoy life by being lazy.

We just don't care about promoting Balkan like Poles do Poland for example. That's pure mockery. The truth is there's little interest in the Balkans and nobody will go out of their way to talk about ourselves. While everyone has an insecurity complex it's nothing compared to Poles on this website.
We are just chilling.

But I mean you're white and Aryan right? And Slavic too?

best sources for copper are battlefields and internet cables

Ah kek lmao.
Anyway do you think I should better larp as a Pole or as an Ukrainian? These are pretty much the same people (unlike zigger Mongols) so my DNA tests gets confused.

Me personally? No. I look like an Italian mafioso. My blood is E1b from Montenegro and I'm a Balkan native.
South Slavs were not much white to begin with, but it doesn't seem to be the case for other Slavs who were described as more white. Looking at historical descriptions at least.
Balkan natives are definitely not white most of the time.

this is no joke

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Wtf Albania has DIRT? I thought it's a zigger thing. Do you also have stray dogs?

No, I just know my tribe's history.

Romanians

Romanians are majority Slavic genetically so that's nothing surprising. They're closest people to Serbs, genetically.

Serbocroatians think pic related is the best dish in the world. Better than foie gras, better than rare wagyu steak. To eat sarma is to be Serbocroatian. I guess that's cause it was popular at the Ottoman court?

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Yeah that's why I mentioned that. 60% is quite a lot I deem, banter aside.
We have this too, it's called гoлyбцы (I guess). I can't recall the last time I've eaten them fuck.

No, it's just that a lot of people were poorfags for most of the history so most of the Balkan cuisine is poor people shit plus a lot of people are ignorant and uncreative.
There's a lot of regional variety too so I can't say what exactly Serbian cuisine is.
I gave a normal answer to a dishonest moron with Serbian ancestry because I am in good mood.

It's just a cultural fact. In Slovenia if you see a person posting themselves cooking/serving 'their special sarmice' on social media, then you know their native language is Serbocroatian.

ziggers hate polish peepo more from my experience

not anymore, i miss being chased by 3 packs of stray dogs at the middle of the night

Because it's just rolled cabbage with meat. And it actually tastes nice with cream. People either don't have money or will to make something more complex.
It's not a bad dish by any means, but it isn't the best dish either.

not anymore

What happened?
I wonder if that Finnish anon who was making edits of my photos is still here. Ziggers were pissing themselves over them.

thrown into incinerators

Helo sar. Wts ur cast?
Here it's rather ruzzians who would be thrown there than dogs kek. Is it a Muslim thing or did it happen everywhere across the Balkans?

Can you tell me something nice about yourselves?

impossible

Why?

It just used to be a big problem. People kept getting attacked by stray dogs so the government decided to just to put them into concentration camps. But some cities still have the issue, just not as much as before. My entire childhood was being chased by stray dogs and trying to survive, now the demographics of my neighbourhood has changed from dogs to cats.

Yeah can't imagine it here. Stray dogs still eat people in this country.