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Boogie oogie woogie

Going to bed(1am)

I hope goshpedo gets hit by a truck.

How come Hera never cheated on Zeus

Hera is the protector of pregnant women. It's pretty risky to have babies with another man.

She's the Goddess of Marriage but allows her husband to fuck his way across Greece.

homosexuals are overrepresented among child molesters

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Zeus already yoked her ass up in the sky for plotting against him cuz she was mad he had side hoes

Remember, back then they thought multiple wines and fucking whores was chill.
Why she tolerated all the rape that Zeus did with humans, is the question.

Err, that's a bit problematic

She went after the poor kids who did nothing wrong, too. What a cunt.

cum con sex con sexo con cum

That's revenge on Zeus.
Poor kids though.

I could have made Hera happy bros....

Guys I think I'm going to cave in and date a brown girl, just for sexxx. I am 25 and I'm tired of being an incel. I know I'm not going to get romantically attached to the girl but at least I will be able to experience sex. The biggest problem is that my parents are extremely racist and just want me dating white girls, but white girls all fucking hate me. Further, the brown girl is going to get pissed after she realizes I view her as less than human. I don't know how this can work then, because all I get are mires from brown girls and white girls don't give a fuck about me. What would you do if you were me? Thank you

All you need to do, is not turn into various animals, and then rape humans.

deftones are a good band
they are all spics but the music is still good and i regret not getting into them earlier

I'm just so tired of white girls. They are so entitled and full of themselves and are super arrogant and rude. I know they are beautiful and I would love to have a white wife but I don't know if I can stand the package that comes with them. What would you do if you were me? Thank you

Anon Babble is a blue board, idiot
your thread goes against the rules

Seems easy enough!
It's time.....

Nick Fuentes is white

HT isn't

i'd stop crunching all the numbers and enjoy white girl pussy desu

nick is a Sephardic jew

Not for nothin I've always had a thing for Thetis

currently lusting over black women

because his surname is Fuentes?

hey dipshit there are 210k people in Mexico with that surname

they hate me I try to talk to them and they treat me as less than shit they can smell the incelness and virginity

And none of them are fucking white. You are white however, since you know english.

you're gonna make it bro, i believe in you. the only failure is giving up

Uruguay is a white paradise

yeah listen to this anon just find the fattest yt landwhale and you'll bag them easily. then you can raise a brood of a dozen other burgerlings.

the sun always shines over nicaragua

you don't raise kids with the practice gf

i regret not getting into them earlier

When they started they were one of a hundred nu metal bands. I don't quite understand why they developed a following much later on as one of the good ones.

some parts of Venezuela are white

literally their entire non white population moved to the US and only the white population remains in Venezuela (the Bolivarian republic of)

i support Nicolás Maduro

fuuuck i don't want to brush my teeth i'm just gonna skip it tonight

you will floss and brush your teeth

BASED

i haven't flossed in years

Literally who

How often do you use mouthwash

never used mouthwash either but I go to the dentist twice a year and they say my teeth and gums are healthy

Few times a week. I have a toothpaste that does the remineralization.

there was a girl on reddit who posted about the fact that she never flossed or used mouthwash and she kissed and gave blowjobs to her boyfriend would you mind having a girl with a dirty and filthy mouth

Nasty

I got this from the grocery store just to try something and had a little taste. It's really good but I have no idea what to use it in

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eating your asian girlfriend's pussy

I stopped fifteen years ago. It did nothing for my teeth and I found gum was just as effective for breath. Only floss (daily) and brush.

Does she brush? If so I can live with her

The answer for all of these asian sauces is stirfry and noodles and rice.

I'll I need is sweet and sour sauce

I have no science to back this up but I feel like mouthwash is bad for you. How can killing the natural bacteria that our bodies evolved with be good?

drinking milk

Drankin malk

anya looked like an angel in this movie

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I alternate my posts between perfect punctuation and trannycase to appear like I'm different people. If you see an American flag posting in perfect punctuation or trannycase that's me.

Real ghoul hours begin soon

party's over

It actually depends. A lot of mouthwash is very acidic because when people feel the burning in their mouth they think it's doing a really good job cleaning cleaning their teeth. It actually just damages your enamel and ironically makes your gum and tooth health worse.

the icelandic smashed pale, red-haired dutch pussy in aruba during spring break and here you are complaning about life. Why don't you man the fuck up and do something about your lack of white pussy?

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What?

the icelandic was fucking prime dutch pussy, fumbling those pink nipples while you were here whining and seething about white girl

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Spreek je verdomme Nederlands? Je moet Nederlands spreken op Aruba.

wtf are you talking about? is your 4chanx broken

it's the brazilian schizo spammer

Esl

big mouthwash is gangstalking me for redpilling the masses

That's the least she looks like an ayy lmao.

Fucking based I like my women how I like my fucking coffee, hot and blonde

dutch girls's pussies are red

please stop spamming and go away

just watched destiny react to the hasan debate, jesus hasan is retarded

I went to aruba and Amsterdam I fucking saw it they have red pussy hair

Omg no way

Man gets opinion after finally being told what to think

yes i will listen to the experts. problem chuddy?

Expert at being cucked

women want have maximum freedom and also want to have zero accountability for their bad choices

hello

That's not unique to women

tell it to all the deadbeats paying/evading child support
how's it going buddy i just wanted to stop by

doing okay. how about you?

my tummy is a little upset but other than that i'm fine, i'm a little loopy cause i took some benzos cause i was feeling anxious and bad earlier
i haven't really done anything today or this weekend so far and i don't have any plans for tomorrow i've mostly just been sitting on the couch looking at my phone and watching tv with my blanket
i even got a doordash how gluttonous i'm such a hedonist

Form your own opinion, don't wait to be told what to think

can you help me form an opinion on if sprite is actually good for you if you're sick
it makes your stomach feel better but it doesn't have caffeine in it so if you have a headache or are a little sore it doesn't help much

hope you get better
**hugs**

i already formed my own opinion, hasan is a commie

when the hell did mexico get their hands on trvclear bombs

thanks huggy frog i saw one of your cousins on my car earlier since it's been raining and i put him safely on some grass and he didn't even pee on me

he's great but maybe a little dehydrated because a lot of toads will pee on you when you pick them up and he didn't do that

he's a good boy. i see a lot of froggies when it rains and i try to keep some water for them

Only friend I really got left i kind of hate spending time with
I got a gf but she's long distance. Closing the gap in a few months. Her friends tolerate me but we don't connect like friends are supposed to
I just wanna kick back and talk or watch something with some peeps I'm close to but instead I'm here posting on this shithole again and drinking alone
Thank you for being here throughout most of my lonely life i appreciate it

**hugs**
it will get better

how are you guys gonna close the gap, is she moving away from her friends, or are you moving to where she is?
it'll get easier when you guys close the gap at any rate, you'll be at ease and a lot of things will just naturally work out
please remember to drink some water inbetween your alchohols

careful with her friends. i know it's cliché, but they get it wrong. the idea is that if you don't make a good impression on them, you're sunk. it's the other way around, in my experience. she has something in common with these people. if you don't gel with them, there's some component of your personalities that won't match.

never too late to make new friends, but it is going to require effort on both sides to make it happen. some people have too many things going on socially to add a new friend so don't blame yourself if things don't work out right away. many more people do have room to make new friends

somalis are interesting because they're smarter than other sub-saharan africans but just as if not more violent

good night

Kinda like Mexicans

Lightbulb

maybe it's just because they live in an equatorial desert

why do people live in deserts seems like more trouble than it's worth

because they were born there generally

Bro had friends and a gf and it's going woe is me, get a load of this guy

They are a little faded now since the last time I stayed at my buddy Elias's hotel. It's the Canadian flag, American flag, and now a gay flag between those and Mexico

i'm about to have a glass of strawberry milk if anyone was wondering or concerned

you live in brazil, sex and sunny weather capital of the world
what do you know of suffering

Most people have these things. Isn't that crazy? It's hard for me to imagine.
But as far as complaining goes... all complains are based on expectation. There will always be people who live much better lives than you who complain, just as there are surely people who live lives worse than yours who would be shocked that you're complaining.

I raped everyone in this image

Some kind of electronic dance music blasting from there right now.

Let them know I raped them

I'm too drunk to walk that far, but I'm about to smoke a joint, I'll see how I feel after that.

Thank you bud I appreciate it
I don't really fully hug anyone but my gf
Everyone else is just out of politeness but I'd like a real hug sometime

how are you guys gonna close the gap, is she moving away from her friends, or are you moving to where she is?

Moving to where she is. It'll be good for me i think. I do better when im there and maybe I'll learn to be more social

please remember to drink some water inbetween your alchohols

Thank you i will

if you don't gel with them, there's some component of your personalities that won't match.

This is somewhat true to be honest
Me and her are pretty different people. But, I think we're both a bit fucked up in a way that I'm not sure who either of us would end up with otherwise.
I do wonder about our future though
Now that I'll be closer to her friends and we'll be hanging out a lot more im hoping we'll get closer. It's hard being so far away. I feel at times like I make progress when I'm there but then I go home and it almost resets.
In any case, I'd like to make some friends on my own with people that share my interests. Not really sure how to do that, though. Maybe I'll join a book club

gooning to this thread

fuckin' love fried shrimp

Grass is always greener
No matter where I've ended up I've always been unhappy
If you want a friend I'd love to be yours
I'm not really picky anymore
And I'd love to show you how unfulfilling and alienating it is to be talking to someone but not seen and not understood
I think maybe us humans only know happiness insofar as it means growth. I am happy when I feel i am doing better than yesterday. I am happy when I feel closer to someone I want to be closer to. I am happy when I improve at a skill I want to improve at. But I do not give a shit about the good things that don't change. I don't appreciate them until they're gone. I can't. I can only appreciate growth
Maybe it's a cultural thing. Capitalism needs growth to survive and so maybe that's why I do too. Or maybe capitalism is simply representative of what it's like to be human

gods sleepiest fent addict

nice farter ma'am

You truly are a brapzilian

I've gotten bored of the current phenotype I've been fapping to, might move on to asians or maybe blonde women

dont think i've ever talked with a single person in my steam friends list, all 30 of them

Why did spinster buy you a game
Did she try to groom you

I have four steam friends and three of them I met through Left 4 Dead.
One is a russian guy who uses Anon Babble and explores abandoned places (he showed me pics)
One is a coworker who I don't even like
One is a guy who laughed into his mic when I called someone a retard nigger in text chat in l4d
One is a black girl and we literally made the perfect team and beat an entire l4d chapter just the two of us on expert difficulty

i think most people in my friend list are random people who added me for literally no reason probably by mistake while i was playing cod or something many many years ago

Did she play Rochelle

think i'll change my steam a name and profile into something more positive, my name is literally random gibberish i literally punched into the keyboard

Good I like when you do positive things

yesterday was 14 years since the martyrdom of Sheikh Osama bin Laden

No more brother wars.

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the experts revealed that you're a bitch

women are so bad at video games it's unreal, it's just the way their brains are wired, they dont got the hand to eye coordination and logic abilities that men have

I dated a girl that said she was super good at video games, when we first started dating. She kept talking about how she's better than everyone she knows, and how she'll beat me too.
I wasn't even trying and I crushed her in all her video games. Mario Kart, Smash, etc.
She was split between being pissed at me and being super turned on by me crushing her at everything.
I spent my life playing against people who constantly crushed me, so I didn't realize how good I was.

think i'll just go to town on my rod

i should start exercising everyday but fuck that shit is hard

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