let's live our lives heroically, let's live our lives with style edition
/brit/
good morning lads, any plans? (haha made this post in the old x)
wank to some jav
going to watch the cronem chat to girls in the park
thoughts on italian gf?
need it
Risks Are ‘Too High’: UK Likely to Scrap Plan for Protection Force to Ukraine
Europe would struggle to collectively muster 25,000 troops to be part of a “deterrence” force in Ukraine because its armies are undermanned and underfunded, sources have disclosed.
what a cuck out after all that bluster months ago omd
dunno
unattainable
'coalition of the willing' sounds so passive aggressive
You should be licking your lips. I know you miss yank arse but you answer to King Charles.
loose assembly of the can't be bothered
which girl?
yank talking to himself it the yank /brit/ thread, sad.
I'm so impatient sometimes I just poo poo my pants! teehee!
chitose saegusa
infinite sovl
ruining my day by getting out of bed and going for a wee
corr
What always makes me laugh is that these colonial chaps reckon they're out of it when it kicks off. Gas fellas. Let me tell you dumb cunts. I'm an Irish man and I'll serve the king. What luck do you clowns have.
you are cut of the same cloth
don't ever >> me again
sad bastard
Nothing like heathermong myself
grow up
no thanks, italians got that Francesco Schettino gene
italian women are different
I need a piss
shut up bitch
suck a bbc
bit rude
Dead then. Jesus. State of ye.
I need to sample some of Emma Watson’s delicious bum chocolate.
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Why don't you play some music instead of that fools carry on.
do you come with the car?
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Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched
not saying it's ok to rape, but my bum is in the air right now
Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid
LOL!!!
um
Where does the cronem fit in
you're posting on brit, so i assume you're terminally alone and don't even want to survive the procedure.. pls don't "no u" me uwu
Women with tattoos should be forced to do a LegalPorno gangbang tbqh
FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK MY SHITTY CHUNGUS LIFE
what's wrong mate?
where's mousey
I live in Birmingham
cant stand italians
flag says new zealand
when will the weekend toil woke nonsense finally end
why not?
died
swarthy smug lazy reddit criminal people
not they're sweet and kind
The aperture of your anus has been increased by a negro’s willy.
yeah and
well i cant stand them
please reconsider
WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE ENDICOTT
has your girlfriend ever referenced big black cock in your presence?
i have now reconsidered the italians, or wops, as it were, and my new conclusion is that they suck
I don’t know why this song popped into my mind here in 2025, sitting in my bedroom all alone, why why, it’s so Funky .
the most famous swedish man is married to an italian woman
so it may be, however, the unabashed pro-italian propaganda from an anon here has made me (partly in jest) dislike them
cold 'za for breakfast
just woke up
but still, I love italian girls
luv sticking cotton buds deep in me ears and twirling them about
Uhh... avici's dead, anon.
Wonderwall really is one of the best tunes of all time
what size head you wantin hen? normal?
erm no can I get an adult Anne Hathaway head on a child's body?
say no more
corr love it
bombardiro crocodilo
mama mia you cannota drinka the coffeea witha the milka after middaya or breaka the pasta now excuse me im going to sleep for 2 hours during work and live with my parents until im 37
ktim
live with my parents until im 37
ktim
CORRRRR
I can see her nipple...
based and mepilled
makes me think of that webm of the zoomer deliberately doing things wrong in public and making the Italians go insane
A bippity boppity
'kin state lads
Step up Fillian
western gay porn: multiple guys mercilessly fucking each other in the ass like dogs, their assholes look like gaping wounds and they cum everywhere
asian gay porn: two dudes kissing and cuddling gently, penetration is rarely showed up close, the focus is on the men.
both sound a bit gay tbf
I think you’re in the wrong general friend.
writing a strongly worded letter to the /brit/ ombudsman
fucking hate maccas brek
let me order a double quarter pounder right NOWW!!
Hung Aryan
HUGE day in the championship lads
how can you not appreciate the simple pleasure of a double sausage mcmuffer
boys kissing and cuddling with their mates isn't even remotely "gay" it's normal
bender
Can you tell your English friends not to move to nz. The welsh and Irish people ive met have been cool but the English are entitled and rude
Nevermind, I'm glad she didn't win
yoghurt is mental when you think about it
I'm Welsh and wish I had italian gf
would
t. didnt have any mates in secondary
boykissing might as well be it's own gcse
That's for fujoshis like pic related
Think I've lost my chance with the potential fat gf.
2nd one is made for women
boykissing might as well be it's own gcse
I bet you scored an A+ you poofter
know a guy who dated like 3 fujos
theyre all sexperverts too. an entire nation of gino dacampo twats
what happened ?
Lydialad in? Your girl flopped
So is nige back?
might go round the co-op, you want anything?
if moot banned ponies outside mlp i reckon he should do the same for vtubers
cheb size?
bent nonce
chocolate chip cookies please
Was he a twink?
You just know each one joked about him shagging his makes
fact
brits all were gay in school and have phimosis for some reason
i usually buy one of everything when i pop in a tescos express and the like
haribo
Fillian beat her, fleshies in the mud
hotdog
a little i suppose
an aussie in a british secondary school would have been utterly cherished like the prince he is~
Blud onto nothing, anime website
become so reactionary that i dont have a worldview anymore i just hate everyone benefits scrougers fat brexit gammon cunts lefty eu gayboys middle class wankers builders office workers niggers christians jews farmers muslims doctors cant bear any of them
not anime are they
ktim, but I love mi italian girls
nth for the baddiedem
luv marine
simple as
morning lads. got the tea on.
NOT anime
HATE the baddiedem
same
we should be allowed to post them
My life consists of waging, working out, and browsing the internet. I don't even bother trying to socialise or have sex anymore because I'm too weird and autistic.
Objectively it is a lonely existence and, it could be argued, pointless. But you just get on with it. The alternative is suicide but there's no immediate, pressing need to do that so all there is to do is get on with it.
bloke is living in 1930
youd be happy with that I reckon
anyone else spending the bank holiday weekend on DIY?
I've lulled the neighbours into a false sense of security; turning my table saw (the 90 decibel Neighbour Infuriator 2000) in 30 seconds
at the start of the week I couldn’t run more than a minute without stopping now i can jog the entire little section of trail in one go (6-7 mins)
ktim but replace working out with drinking 5 or 6 pints of beer every night after dinner and going to bed
couch to 5k
which bunny lads
comfy
/brit/ is an italian woman general
bloke at work tried talking to me about adrenochrome
the one that doesn't have bpd, FAS, and isn't a whore
ick
genuinely what do you freaks get out of posting half naked women on here
2,3,1
need a new floor but dont know how to take the old floor off and fit lvt
middle. love fishnets
cry in my room
hey, it's just what you see pal
best I can do is lowlifes
fly
6pm, voting begins.
Are you ready for another 3 years of Albanese, lads?
We're not so different, you and I.
I'm just a normal autistic man.
Vtubers are 2.5D anime girls
Based x
IS TOO, sort your taste out
Corrrrrrrr spaff and that
attention, such as your post
I accepted my fate years ago, I actually enjoy being alone and openly admit it. I understood from a very early age that I was quite weird and hard for people to get on with, I never had any delusions that I'd "snap out of it" one day
a bit of a stiffy if I'm honest
looks promising
gowing up is realising the bench press is a waste of time and effort compared to dumbbell work
whod you vote for lad
i put the weed party as 1
420
uganda be kidding me!
exactly
Link fix*
bench press is more psycholocally satisfying which is important
pooganda
Males only have soul if the pregnancy is a result of sex in which the mother orgasms. And that if males have no soul (no-orgasm sex), women (who always have soul) are instinctievly repulsed by them.
*puts a friendly hand on your shoulder*
keeping your ego in check is part of growing up
getting my retrograde cricopharyngeus dysfunction sorted next weekend lads
looking forwards to enjoying pints without feeling bloated all night afterwards
What do you mean by "dumbbell" work
good
screaming into the bog
my life is shit and will only get progressively worse
*licks your hand*
I will join you
HL3 is coming out apparently
prefer not to say
Most lives are like this
There really is nothing in life that makes up for the toil and the pain
It's weird though, it's hard to fully sink into that state of being. Certainly I have tended towards being alone over the years but there were a few attempts at 'going out' and socialising along the way. Sadly each attempt only served to reinforce my own idea of not fitting in.
But even now, despite not having had friends or gone out in probably 8+ years, I still think to myself "surely I'm not that weird". The hardest is when you're forced to be around other people though and your atrophied social skills are laid bare for all to see.
ktim
GTA6 delayed cause rockstar didn't want to compete
[the skin sloughs right off the part you licked into your mouth]
I want to get rid of it
just go to the beach, you live in paradise
grow up
She moved further away.
Pretty big.
that a willy thing? yeah you should get that looked at, gross
corr
fuck off nigger ape
jesus
yeah?
the australians want you to believe they suffer just as much as us on their sun-kissed continent all to themselves
biggest joke going
*does a savage tiki dance in the thread*
doing my best incel rain dance to ruin everyone's weekend
inability to burp. one of the muscles involved is way too tight and needs a botox injection.
fizzy drinks or eating too fast absolutely fuck me up for a whole day.
you irish then
would quite like to beat all arsenal fans to death with my bare hands
inability to burp
can you even call yourself a man
A new co-worker is claiming to be an Ex Para-Trooper, but doesn’t seem to know basics like when he joined & when he left. At first he stated he joined immediately after school in 2011, which doesn’t fit his age, He also claimed to of been in for 6 years, originally 2011-2018, then when I pointed out he was 20 in 2011 it changed to 2009-2018, which isn’t 6 years.
I’ve also Said to him ‘Utrinque Paratus’ which is the moto of the para regiment & he didn’t get the reference
have you tried farting it out instead
Grim
I never enjoyed socialising, I only ever did it because I felt I had to. Eventually I decided to just stop and I haven't missed it at all
i am so hungover i thiink i might die
if you drank loads of soda would you explode
did you know it?
*force feeds you a 2l bottle of coke, a pack of mentos, and gives you a shake*
what's the deal with this egyptian fellah
peppermint tea, spinach, hash browns, beans and sausages. Would put you right
think he might be a robot of sorts
I should let you know
recreational gay porn
it lush, I also dipped the crusts into a pot of trout pâté
yeah that's what happens in the end after a whole day of bloat.
only lost it in the last few years. do not mock me, it could happen to you.
if I do that I get hiccoughs for hours as all the fizz wants get out but can't, NOT fun at all
let me know what, ahmed?
he posted a vocaroo earlier
woke up with a headache for the 5th day this week
right who invited the egyptian
dude le alcohol xD
....
i am so hungover i thiink i might die
wow you should record your end of day fart bet it lasts 5 minutes
how much did you drink? the only cure is more (or coke or weed)
Norwegian actually
Deary me
probably dehydration or something in your room. If you are healthy and hydrated you should test your surroundings you might be getting poisoned
these are the same people that aggressively shit on weed smokers
if the sun stays out I'll go for a walk later
not going for a walk in cloudy weather like some nonce
been clobbering this incels head with a mallet every night hes got no clue
still laughing at that barrymore video haha
anyone here been to the moors
I wake up with a sore right awe that develop into a tension headache, also I get an average 5 hours sleep. I struggle to fall back to sleep. Headache develops into migraines when I wear my glasses, my eyes are terrible. I can do fuck all half the time managing this crap
saw they were doing voting at the australian embassy last week
mental how much we've lost
damn homie, sorry to hear that. Sounds awful
democracy manifest
I will burn it
2 bottles of wine and a little under half a bottle of whisky
all nice and well but dey be showering rn x
brazil is hell on earth
It's frustrating but eh I'll try drinking more water and cleaning the bedroom. Eye test too, maybe opthalmologist
why are women insecure about ageinig when 100% of men like milfs?
fucking howling thinking about the state of my life and the fact that theres usually at least 2 other blokes here who go ktim when i post
you
two dollars a call
I have made a mistake
they have an inherent awareness of their biological clock
ktim means kike tranny idiot mong doesn't it??
ktim
Polen
Look I can appreciate a nice well kept milf as much as the next man but if you want to talk objective beauty standards, as defined by our own biology, there's no contest between a milf and a non-fat 18 year old woman.
keep talking intro metre
ooka maloopa
where's mine?
The lads
When she turned into a sportscar to escape.
I really felt it.
fuck this game, man
Two packs of chocolate digestives please lad
Or chocolate hobnobs if they're cheaper
probably gonna filter this Egypt flag mong
tired of his nonsensical replies
yeh
when is there gonna be hoovers with indian and arabic names? this is eurocentric!
wwheres gordon
redpill me on hobnobs, why the silly name?
harry and hetty hoover having it on in the broom cupboard while henry is toiling away sucking up bits of dust
New
Police
In the mood for an egg or 2
Habib the hoover
fucking alien mate
aid
Germany