/brit/
/brit/
Century of snooker humiliation coming for lil britties.
anime
Prosit!
gnoshing on too many knobs
naughty boy
i like flat anime girls
I am an English man and I will be respected!
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Seen a homeless bloke earlier who has 5 houses to his name
English
doesn't exist
Just like everybody else does
the star wars prequels hit different now that i've watched trainspotting and seen ewan mcgregor's willy
the twilight of my youth....
nothing wrong with what's deemed normal for all of human history
*chops you in half with a felling axe*
leftypol calling them unhoused persons
there's a well-known homeless bloke in my city who owns a house but chooses not to live in it, presumably because he's a nutter
wanted to do sobertoil last night but it descended into a big steamingtoil after some lads here were talking about getting on the cans about 6pm
i wish, can't even talk. gfberg had to go meet her parents without me ;)
Blud got peer pressured over the internet
thought i invented the "so this is rorke" gimmick but it appears to have been an aussie who posted it first
nowt wrong in having a beer with the lads
need need NEED a fat gf!
how fat?
hope she cheats on you with a bbc
absolutely MENTAL how fit Russian girls are youtu.be
god damn the fat vapid beasts we have in this hellhole
sounds like you should move in and have your own house
for me it’s the so this is porke gimmick with a pig post
Me waiting for the upcoming videos of boomers' pets beating the FUCK out of boomers while they rot in some elderly home
:D
Thoughts on Anglo-German friendship?
this might be the cure for the male loneliness epidemic. time to accept your looksmatch folks
Balding, farting, gaming and masturbating in my smelly bedroom.
any of yous watch that new tom hardy film?
clicked to a random point in the video
sack all 17000 councillors and spend the £272 million on filling potholes and cutting grass
what's in it for us? I don't want your BMWs klaus
so what does reform having alot of new councils mean irl?
TOO MANY FAT PEOPLE
lads youre not hunched over are you remember to keep your back straight
what's in it for us?
We'll let you back into the eu
And maybe we'll convince the croissants to stop letting boats from Africa to your island
were just gonna straight up rape rorke
deemed normal for all of human history
well not anymore!
what does it mean? oh ... uh.. haha
Heading out to Morrow Street Park, Taringa with a month's worth of rent in ice cream
Remember there was a time about 4/5 years ago when every single schizo thought klaus Schwab was controlling the world like a Bond villain
a lot of inexperienced council members taking over all at once, politics aside it's not looking good if you're a fan of stuff getting done
:)
my chair's got lumbar support
that you?
cute goatling
met my dads new gf yesterday, no idea how he manages to shag fitter 20 year olds at 41 than i do at 19
your dad having a gf the same age as you sounds beyond grim
shouldnt be allowed to post here if you were born this millennium
didn't you hear, Sunak already sorted that one. Money well spent
Imagine the suicide fuel this lad is on
Also imagine not having loving married parents who've been together since before your birth
finna take a shower
Get her shagged
well im 19 shes 25, but shes fitter than any bird in her 20s that i've been with
probably posters here older than your dad
grim that
Had my walk with my dad and his dog
you gotta go bro
Reform will privatise everything and import 1 million BASED CIVIC NATIONALIST bantus
reckon
say a bird in her 20s on push scooter was tempted to say "you're too old for that luv"
bueller, anyone, anyone, bueller
how'd they meet
Holy grim
might get into self harm
by being her paypig LOL
he's her dad too
just tell me
only thing my dad loved when i was growing up was the sesh haha
dont know why anyone in their 30s would post here let alone at 40
poof
get her dp'd with your da
hot
for me? it's doing big poos.
Extremely rare funny Belgium post
flow with it
at the gym
dont know why anyone in their 30s would post here let alone at 40
Dont forget, youre here forever
don't do me dirty bro
I matched a 19 year old on tinder but I haven't messaged her since. I'm in my 30s so it feels weird.
what's it?
Had my wank with my dad and his dog
Might fry up a little burgerberg for lunchtoil
gtfo
*noclips my head through the floor of your smelly bedroom*
oops, sorry!
*leaves*
you didn't follow proto
Sir Adolf Hitler was methpilled
Shagged a yank with my dad and his wog
similar
hate how fucking expensive everything is now, want to enjoy a day out in london? that'll be £130 return for the train, £12 a pint, £30 for something to eat, £20 in transport around the city
before you know it you're £300 down
Come see me.
Sir Prawn Cocktail
A music producer spirals into an existential crisis after repeatedly failing a CAPTCHA test-leading her to question whether she might actually be a robot.
might watch this
just move here and buy a bike, stop being a little baby
fine
£130 return for the train
what
never been for a massage because i'm worried they'll just start wanking me off
going to london
enjoy your acid attack
that's why i don't go out anymore
what
36 years of pooing, when will it stop?
brits invented trains now they can’t even build a rail line and can’t afford to ride them KEK!!!??
any of you lads ever done one of those window girls in amsterdam?
what's wrong with that?
if you live in the south east and have a network railcard a return isnt that expensive
if youre not from the south east then london is not for you - go to bumchester or farttown whatever it is you have up north
no but i'd like to
get on train
foreigner playing foreign videos aloud
Tell him to stop
He can't speak even basic English
I fucking despise the people that did this to our country
Flygon
got a slippery wank at one of those asian places once
she slipped a finger up my arse without asking and i came like a fountain
was alri
Every time
they should all be killed
im a big softy at heart
do you reckon an emotionless wank off by asian massage woman would count as cheating?
that'll be £130 return for the train,
You guys should introduce a bongticket like we introduced Deutschlandticket
I can now ride ANY public transport ANYWHERE (except for high speed rail) for 60 bucks a month
nothing you could do
I don't wanna be gay
the lampposts beckon
Browns and blacks are biomass with no sentient thought.
They are natural slaves who deserve Aryan rule.
Being gay in Egypt? Sounds like hell
saw
£130 return for the train
Why are you travelling from Leeds to London just for a night out lad?
we have railcards that give a bit of a discount but it means fuck all when the services are charging £100-200 for a 1.5h train journey
imagine how kino egypt was when it had the population of current-day britain
the £1 bus fare cap was great but the woke put a stop to it
Get that ducks neck wrung good lass
not a chance they'd allow that here
true
Why not?
always wanted a dog with fur like that but worried their poo might get stuck in it
Whatever happened to our Mexican
hey
The fatigue of having to live around them is unreal, just constant petty crime and civil disobedience, littering, stealing like bikes, cycling on pavements, shouting etc. etc.
And the state (read: British taxpayers like me) subsidise them to live here too. It's a literal nightmare. Social Contract has been torn asunder.
they make too much money extorting us
need a sophie gf
Free public transport for immigrants and their families.
they make trillions with their extortionate prices
too gay
Don't understand how anyone can have a haircut and then go out and about to toil or clubbing straight away when all this shit is stuck in your hair afterwards
dog with that carpet
bet your house fuckign stinks
Antony Green just called it.
Labor has won.
lads did your school have that one teacher where there were rumours about him being a nonce
and if so, in retrospect, do you think he actually was a nonce?
Britain is a hard country to live in if you're a Sensitive Young Man.
Full of ugly shambling foreign biomass milling around in their pointless and inhuman existence, full of ugly buildings, full of graffiti and crumbling roads, full of louts and tattooed degenerates, full of obnoxious "people" blasting out music.
We need beautiful blonde beasts. We need silence and contemplation. We need classical architecture.
expelliarmus!
chavs are just as bad as wogs
head like a creme egg
Yeah free transport into punitive detention facilities on South Georgia
truth
have a shower
they make too much money extorting us
Is British public transport really that profitable? Here the privatisation of German national railways is a massive meme because only the cargo division makes money and that was recently sold kek
There were two female nonces. One slept with a student and one was texting one intending to meet up with him to smoke weed and shag
Yes he got caught too, topped himself, keeps happening but they keep it quiet.
there was a teacher that was called pedo [last name] from when I was there to 15+ years back when my brother was there
you owe me something now
one of the science teachers was shagging a sixth former
mental that this needs to be said
Sheffield station, 12 noon if anyone wants it
We need beautiful blonde beasts. We need silence and contemplation. We need classical architecture.
a vision of what's to come
sadly our generation wont get to enjoy those times when we're young
Yeah they're awful
Yeah but the wogs shouldn't be here
Well yes obviously, can't understand how anyone does without a shower after a trim
I lift you up
gf just faxed me this
Exquisite post
Sorry mate organised a meet up with the lads for today, can't remember when or where
corr
need to stick it up roobs
I think
love women like this but then the realization kicks in when i realize if she bounced on my willy id spaff in 30 seconds and the shame would be horrific
she needs it more than you
OMG!
10 20 30 40 50 OR MORE
66 DIED
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN MORE
ew, now I have a rough idea what the ginger girl at work who has a crush on me looks like half naked, thanks
Might play Skyrim. Haven't played it in years. Or maybe Fallout
Not even remotely fucking close
You can relate to a chav on some level, we have common blood and an affinity to England, could conceivably share a pint or share in celebrating an England goal
hahahah fag
turned 31 and still haven't had had a kid with a woman yet so I reckon it's about time to give up on that idea
Wait for the prepoll figures!
your're gay
the chinese way
who knows what they know
the chinese legend grows
Have one with a man
skyrim corr
chavs should be on the moon
Watch The Handsmaid's Tale, play some Splinter Cell, have a wank, go for a walk, do some lifting, do a little tidying. That's my day sorted. Thank you for asking.
crawling back to /brit/ like a beaten dog after swearing blind I'd never touch this cesspit again
i need to kill myself
what's the question?
the chinese takeaway
who knows what they cook
the chinese menu grows
Watch The Handsmaid's Tale
severely hope you only watched it because your gf insisted
How come the only Palestinians Louis Theroux met were non-violent sweeties?
Hi!!!!
omg hi!!!! ^-^
Revenge of the Sith is kino and unironically the best Star Wars film
Well he's hardly going to walk into a Hamas stronghold
gonna be 18 till i die
say it again
shart nigga 45
had chinese dumplings last week very delicious pork and leek potstickers and pork and crab xiao long bao very nice very good
The truth people don't want to accept is both sides are fucking awful and the best course is to let them wipe each other out
Don't do it lad!
scrombobulating
kys
sucking a gay willy with my gay arse
yummee
oily poo wank
Oh
Cursed EU bottle-cap regulation just caused me to spill protein shake on my white T-shirt
What the fuck happened to brexit
what you been playing at the moment
oh WRONG I forgot they were pork leek and SHRIMP potstickers
nicely shrimpy
will sample the har gow and shu mai next time
Myself
Battletech
Thinking about egg
so sad
videogames fuarking suck
my third leg
it's good for environment rorke for bleedin' sake think of others for once
ck3
been enjoying the new dlc
30 years old, look like i'm 19, feel like i'm 80
timmy after one kiss from pangpang
I have been there for months
Swedish musician Bladee has died at the age of 32
how do oyu know what being 80 feels like
little run for me there. A little shy of a mile but it's only my second day out there so not bad
a musician
do chavs even still exist
so happy delicioso!
Good on you mate. Keep it up
say it again
they became deanos
Mozart's Le Nozze di Figaro
jog on
why yes i am watching the snooker
yes and they have become more wogbrained
tough
Speaking of music, rate my song anons
voca.ro
whats a deano
Duttonbros....
Wonder what this Egyptian bot is up to
Bäsèd
shit
bingo blitz
old.sage.moe
here it is then
the original /brit/
if you went on a night out with me, you'd feel like a ground hog
fred flintstone's dog
i want a chubby german gf into bdsm who will wear pvc and spit on me
Use a paper straw rorke, we need to look after the planet!
[In the time it takes for rorke to finish his milkshake a thousand 70 IQ hard-capped browns are born in Bangladeshi, Kenyan and Indonesian slums who will spend a lifetime throwing single use plastic into waterways and using coal-fired power station electricity]
Fred Flintstone's family pet.
flag
what the fuck lads… i thought maryland was the capital of Virginia or something but it’s a state
Reckon the first act of Skyrim up to visiting high hrothgar for the first time is among the every best bits of gaming ever made
Clocked spaino right away
maryland has the worst state flag desu
just say it
fun fact: the word "biscuit" is derived from the italian "biscotti" which means "biscuit"
if you MUST microwave beans then it is important to only do them on medium and go for at least 6 minutes
I don't believe you.
past life regression
well he figured it out
At least elaborate
Cute elves x
don't have a microwave
what is biscotti derived from
It sucks you in
wasn't talking to you
watching that conclave film
its free on prime
it couldn't be better
the latin "biscoctus", meaning biscuit
never trust an elf
biscuit
awful show, even that Freiren shite was better
gary baldy
how can it mean biscuit if biscuit came from biscotti which came from biscoctus
would you date a clown girl?
time to die
very into tomatoes me
No, you'd feel like a groundhog
biscuit is proto-indoeuropean for biscuit, we just happened to arrive back at the original spelling
Right Wing Skyrim Squads
yh
Biscuit is derived from biscoff, that spread that people think tastes like biscuits but is actually the other way round. Mad how few people know that, good pub trivia thing
Lost in the FA Cup final by conceding a goal in the 90+6th minute when only 3 minutes of stoppage time was added on. fuming
always have a little snigger to myself when products are called “pro white” or “expert white” and the like
just find it humorous
it was perfect
That's not nice Elias. I'll tell your mum
I had one
Just like my Japanese comics
noble level
It is impossible to suffer in Deutschland