/brit/

Century of snooker humiliation coming for lil britties.

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Prosit!

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gnoshing on too many knobs
naughty boy

i like flat anime girls

I am an English man and I will be respected!

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Seen a homeless bloke earlier who has 5 houses to his name

English

doesn't exist

Just like everybody else does

the star wars prequels hit different now that i've watched trainspotting and seen ewan mcgregor's willy

the twilight of my youth....

nothing wrong with what's deemed normal for all of human history

*chops you in half with a felling axe*

leftypol calling them unhoused persons

there's a well-known homeless bloke in my city who owns a house but chooses not to live in it, presumably because he's a nutter

wanted to do sobertoil last night but it descended into a big steamingtoil after some lads here were talking about getting on the cans about 6pm

i wish, can't even talk. gfberg had to go meet her parents without me ;)

Blud got peer pressured over the internet

thought i invented the "so this is rorke" gimmick but it appears to have been an aussie who posted it first

nowt wrong in having a beer with the lads

need need NEED a fat gf!

how fat?

hope she cheats on you with a bbc

absolutely MENTAL how fit Russian girls are youtu.be/6vA-LpuvQdw

god damn the fat vapid beasts we have in this hellhole

sounds like you should move in and have your own house

for me it’s the so this is porke gimmick with a pig post

Me waiting for the upcoming videos of boomers' pets beating the FUCK out of boomers while they rot in some elderly home

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:D

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this might be the cure for the male loneliness epidemic. time to accept your looksmatch folks

Balding, farting, gaming and masturbating in my smelly bedroom.

any of yous watch that new tom hardy film?

clicked to a random point in the video

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sack all 17000 councillors and spend the £272 million on filling potholes and cutting grass

what's in it for us? I don't want your BMWs klaus

so what does reform having alot of new councils mean irl?

TOO MANY FAT PEOPLE

lads youre not hunched over are you remember to keep your back straight

what's in it for us?

We'll let you back into the eu
And maybe we'll convince the croissants to stop letting boats from Africa to your island

were just gonna straight up rape rorke

deemed normal for all of human history

well not anymore!

what does it mean? oh ... uh.. haha

Heading out to Morrow Street Park, Taringa with a month's worth of rent in ice cream

Remember there was a time about 4/5 years ago when every single schizo thought klaus Schwab was controlling the world like a Bond villain

a lot of inexperienced council members taking over all at once, politics aside it's not looking good if you're a fan of stuff getting done

:)

my chair's got lumbar support

that you?

cute goatling

met my dads new gf yesterday, no idea how he manages to shag fitter 20 year olds at 41 than i do at 19

your dad having a gf the same age as you sounds beyond grim

shouldnt be allowed to post here if you were born this millennium

didn't you hear, Sunak already sorted that one. Money well spent

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Imagine the suicide fuel this lad is on
Also imagine not having loving married parents who've been together since before your birth

finna take a shower

Get her shagged

well im 19 shes 25, but shes fitter than any bird in her 20s that i've been with

probably posters here older than your dad
grim that

Had my walk with my dad and his dog

you gotta go bro

Reform will privatise everything and import 1 million BASED CIVIC NATIONALIST bantus

reckon

say a bird in her 20s on push scooter was tempted to say "you're too old for that luv"

bueller, anyone, anyone, bueller

how'd they meet

Holy grim

might get into self harm

by being her paypig LOL

he's her dad too

just tell me

only thing my dad loved when i was growing up was the sesh haha
dont know why anyone in their 30s would post here let alone at 40

poof

get her dp'd with your da

hot

for me? it's doing big poos.

Extremely rare funny Belgium post

flow with it

at the gym

dont know why anyone in their 30s would post here let alone at 40

Dont forget, youre here forever

don't do me dirty bro

I matched a 19 year old on tinder but I haven't messaged her since. I'm in my 30s so it feels weird.

what's it?

Had my wank with my dad and his dog

Might fry up a little burgerberg for lunchtoil

gtfo

*noclips my head through the floor of your smelly bedroom*
oops, sorry!
*leaves*

you didn't follow proto

Sir Adolf Hitler was methpilled

Shagged a yank with my dad and his wog

similar

hate how fucking expensive everything is now, want to enjoy a day out in london? that'll be £130 return for the train, £12 a pint, £30 for something to eat, £20 in transport around the city

before you know it you're £300 down

Come see me.

Sir Prawn Cocktail

A music producer spirals into an existential crisis after repeatedly failing a CAPTCHA test-leading her to question whether she might actually be a robot.

might watch this

just move here and buy a bike, stop being a little baby

fine

£130 return for the train

what

never been for a massage because i'm worried they'll just start wanking me off

going to london

enjoy your acid attack

that's why i don't go out anymore

what

36 years of pooing, when will it stop?

brits invented trains now they can’t even build a rail line and can’t afford to ride them KEK!!!??

any of you lads ever done one of those window girls in amsterdam?

what's wrong with that?

if you live in the south east and have a network railcard a return isnt that expensive
if youre not from the south east then london is not for you - go to bumchester or farttown whatever it is you have up north

no but i'd like to

get on train

foreigner playing foreign videos aloud

Tell him to stop

He can't speak even basic English

I fucking despise the people that did this to our country

got a slippery wank at one of those asian places once
she slipped a finger up my arse without asking and i came like a fountain
was alri

Every time

they should all be killed

im a big softy at heart

do you reckon an emotionless wank off by asian massage woman would count as cheating?

that'll be £130 return for the train,

You guys should introduce a bongticket like we introduced Deutschlandticket
I can now ride ANY public transport ANYWHERE (except for high speed rail) for 60 bucks a month

nothing you could do

I don't wanna be gay

the lampposts beckon

Browns and blacks are biomass with no sentient thought.

They are natural slaves who deserve Aryan rule.

Being gay in Egypt? Sounds like hell

saw

£130 return for the train

Why are you travelling from Leeds to London just for a night out lad?

we have railcards that give a bit of a discount but it means fuck all when the services are charging £100-200 for a 1.5h train journey

imagine how kino egypt was when it had the population of current-day britain

the £1 bus fare cap was great but the woke put a stop to it

Get that ducks neck wrung good lass

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not a chance they'd allow that here

true

Why not?

always wanted a dog with fur like that but worried their poo might get stuck in it

Whatever happened to our Mexican

hey

The fatigue of having to live around them is unreal, just constant petty crime and civil disobedience, littering, stealing like bikes, cycling on pavements, shouting etc. etc.

And the state (read: British taxpayers like me) subsidise them to live here too. It's a literal nightmare. Social Contract has been torn asunder.

they make too much money extorting us

need a sophie gf

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Free public transport for immigrants and their families.

they make trillions with their extortionate prices

too gay

Don't understand how anyone can have a haircut and then go out and about to toil or clubbing straight away when all this shit is stuck in your hair afterwards

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dog with that carpet

bet your house fuckign stinks

Antony Green just called it.
Labor has won.

lads did your school have that one teacher where there were rumours about him being a nonce
and if so, in retrospect, do you think he actually was a nonce?

Britain is a hard country to live in if you're a Sensitive Young Man.

Full of ugly shambling foreign biomass milling around in their pointless and inhuman existence, full of ugly buildings, full of graffiti and crumbling roads, full of louts and tattooed degenerates, full of obnoxious "people" blasting out music.

We need beautiful blonde beasts. We need silence and contemplation. We need classical architecture.

expelliarmus!

chavs are just as bad as wogs

head like a creme egg

Yeah free transport into punitive detention facilities on South Georgia

truth

have a shower

they make too much money extorting us

Is British public transport really that profitable? Here the privatisation of German national railways is a massive meme because only the cargo division makes money and that was recently sold kek

There were two female nonces. One slept with a student and one was texting one intending to meet up with him to smoke weed and shag

Yes he got caught too, topped himself, keeps happening but they keep it quiet.

there was a teacher that was called pedo [last name] from when I was there to 15+ years back when my brother was there

you owe me something now

one of the science teachers was shagging a sixth former

mental that this needs to be said

Sheffield station, 12 noon if anyone wants it

We need beautiful blonde beasts. We need silence and contemplation. We need classical architecture.

a vision of what's to come
sadly our generation wont get to enjoy those times when we're young

Yeah they're awful

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Yeah but the wogs shouldn't be here

Well yes obviously, can't understand how anyone does without a shower after a trim

I lift you up

gf just faxed me this

Exquisite post

Sorry mate organised a meet up with the lads for today, can't remember when or where

corr

need to stick it up roobs

I think

love women like this but then the realization kicks in when i realize if she bounced on my willy id spaff in 30 seconds and the shame would be horrific

she needs it more than you

OMG!

10 20 30 40 50 OR MORE

66 DIED

IT SHOULD'VE BEEN MORE

ew, now I have a rough idea what the ginger girl at work who has a crush on me looks like half naked, thanks

Might play Skyrim. Haven't played it in years. Or maybe Fallout

Not even remotely fucking close

You can relate to a chav on some level, we have common blood and an affinity to England, could conceivably share a pint or share in celebrating an England goal

hahahah fag

turned 31 and still haven't had had a kid with a woman yet so I reckon it's about time to give up on that idea

Wait for the prepoll figures!

your're gay

the chinese way
who knows what they know
the chinese legend grows

Have one with a man

skyrim corr

chavs should be on the moon

Watch The Handsmaid's Tale, play some Splinter Cell, have a wank, go for a walk, do some lifting, do a little tidying. That's my day sorted. Thank you for asking.

crawling back to /brit/ like a beaten dog after swearing blind I'd never touch this cesspit again

i need to kill myself

what's the question?

the chinese takeaway
who knows what they cook
the chinese menu grows

Watch The Handsmaid's Tale

severely hope you only watched it because your gf insisted

How come the only Palestinians Louis Theroux met were non-violent sweeties?

Hi!!!!

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omg hi!!!! ^-^

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Revenge of the Sith is kino and unironically the best Star Wars film

Well he's hardly going to walk into a Hamas stronghold

gonna be 18 till i die

say it again

shart nigga 45

had chinese dumplings last week very delicious pork and leek potstickers and pork and crab xiao long bao very nice very good

The truth people don't want to accept is both sides are fucking awful and the best course is to let them wipe each other out

Don't do it lad!

scrombobulating

kys

sucking a gay willy with my gay arse

yummee

oily poo wank

Oh

Cursed EU bottle-cap regulation just caused me to spill protein shake on my white T-shirt

What the fuck happened to brexit

what you been playing at the moment

oh WRONG I forgot they were pork leek and SHRIMP potstickers
nicely shrimpy
will sample the har gow and shu mai next time

Myself

Battletech

Thinking about egg

so sad

videogames fuarking suck

my third leg

it's good for environment rorke for bleedin' sake think of others for once

ck3
been enjoying the new dlc

30 years old, look like i'm 19, feel like i'm 80

timmy after one kiss from pangpang

I have been there for months

Swedish musician Bladee has died at the age of 32

how do oyu know what being 80 feels like

little run for me there. A little shy of a mile but it's only my second day out there so not bad

do chavs even still exist

so happy delicioso!

Good on you mate. Keep it up

say it again

they became deanos

Mozart's Le Nozze di Figaro

jog on

why yes i am watching the snooker

yes and they have become more wogbrained

tough

whats a deano

Duttonbros....

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Wonder what this Egyptian bot is up to

Bäsèd

shit

bingo blitz

if you went on a night out with me, you'd feel like a ground hog

fred flintstone's dog

i want a chubby german gf into bdsm who will wear pvc and spit on me

Use a paper straw rorke, we need to look after the planet!

[In the time it takes for rorke to finish his milkshake a thousand 70 IQ hard-capped browns are born in Bangladeshi, Kenyan and Indonesian slums who will spend a lifetime throwing single use plastic into waterways and using coal-fired power station electricity]

Fred Flintstone's family pet.

flag

what the fuck lads… i thought maryland was the capital of Virginia or something but it’s a state

Reckon the first act of Skyrim up to visiting high hrothgar for the first time is among the every best bits of gaming ever made

Clocked spaino right away

maryland has the worst state flag desu

just say it

fun fact: the word "biscuit" is derived from the italian "biscotti" which means "biscuit"

if you MUST microwave beans then it is important to only do them on medium and go for at least 6 minutes

I don't believe you.

past life regression

well he figured it out

At least elaborate

don't have a microwave

what is biscotti derived from

It sucks you in

wasn't talking to you

watching that conclave film
its free on prime

it couldn't be better

the latin "biscoctus", meaning biscuit

never trust an elf

biscuit

awful show, even that Freiren shite was better

gary baldy

how can it mean biscuit if biscuit came from biscotti which came from biscoctus

time to die

very into tomatoes me

No, you'd feel like a groundhog

biscuit is proto-indoeuropean for biscuit, we just happened to arrive back at the original spelling

Right Wing Skyrim Squads

Biscuit is derived from biscoff, that spread that people think tastes like biscuits but is actually the other way round. Mad how few people know that, good pub trivia thing

Lost in the FA Cup final by conceding a goal in the 90+6th minute when only 3 minutes of stoppage time was added on. fuming

always have a little snigger to myself when products are called “pro white” or “expert white” and the like
just find it humorous

it was perfect

That's not nice Elias. I'll tell your mum

I had one

Just like my Japanese comics

noble level

It is impossible to suffer in Deutschland