LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
/brit/
acid techno
acid disco
acid wash
all the kids in the marketplace say say waay ohh waaay ohhhhh waaaaaay oooooooh
post like
an egyptian
reform doing well in the local elections
they're gonna hunt me for sport
*pours my canned beer into a glass *
ktim
*poos into that lads foamy beer*
Would love to spaff in her
is Anon Babble still the smelting pot of memes it used to be ?
anti-smegatism
Black fellas used to do that at uni.
ripped a fart like 10 minutes ago but it got muffled between my legs so the smell kinda just hit now
you can afford a 2000€ stereo system but you can't afford to play it max volume
sums it all up about this sick society
Rorke, we're just getting started
owl owl circle cross lion eagle string hand
wow
kys
says it all really
yarted off the cloinker
many such cases
wat fo lunch
Listening to the streets
She has said as much lol.
just skibiddied the rizz ting yeah
nth for the holodem
stop trying to shag the birds and fight the geezers
Right then lads. This weekend we're OFF the muck. None of it for me. This time for real.
spaki posting cuck shite
heathermong autistically spamming vtubers and tiktok bints
diego probably seething in the back somewhere
Yh I'm off. See ya lads.
“I stumbled across these news articles about him, and it kind of blew my mind, that over the course of 18 years he had immunised himself 600 plus times with escalating doses of venom from 16 species from every continent, and eventually had 202 bites,” said Dr Glanville.
“So I got in touch and said: ‘this may be an awkward question, but I’d love to get my hands on some of your blood’. And his answer was: ‘I’ve been waiting for this call for a long time’.”
More proof Joel was Right and Ellie did not need to die. Druckmann you dumb jew cunt you've been proved wrong yet again.
the moon
beautiful
slaps knees
Right, lads!
That's it for me. Canslad is all done with the scran. He's onto the cans soon
Lad, get the cans in
not on my birthday weekend mate
0/3 for poster identification x
Can smell girlfriendberg's feet
Got a stiffy
Did you get the BIG cans?
done a thick poo and now my arse stings
moon was peng last night
Not only did I get the BIG cans, I realize Monday is a bank holiday, lad
So that means the BIG cans tomorrow also
Get a life you wobbling gimp
Oh is it? Doesn't seem right abstaining on such an occasion aha x
get the gyaldem posted
That's good, lad
Big cans for the BIG weekend
It's as simple as that, lad.
“When I tested [Mr Friede’s] serum versus my own serum, his was off the chart, reacting to all the snakes,” said Dr Glanville. “I had specifically picked some venoms that he said he’d never been exposed to, yet his serum hit that too. That was really exciting, because it was my first signal that he probably had these universal antibodies.”
Incredible. This is the stuff of legend.
HATE the gyaldem, DO NOT post them
'nime
gravy was good last night
not opening that
your next prime minister
streamable.com
why would you post that
filthy
what the fuck was that
erm, lad
Where can Canslad find more like thi?
Would you believe that labour locking up all their husbands and putting some blackie in charge of the tories did this
who could have seen this coming
having a wank over something
can reach both shift keys with one hand
what do we think belgiancunt is doing at the momemnt?
Canslad nooooo
Which is bizarre because Farage basically agrees with everything Labour and the Tories does
Same. Just
poo o algo
I can reach them both comfortably
horrible man he is
not a nice way to talk about your father, never mind the KING
Yeah we know you've posted that pic before
TERF? Don’t be ridiculous. I’m not a radical feminist!
Alri BFG
My arse? Fucked
luv em x
I feel very relaxed and deeply content
White girl giving the middle finger to the anti-whites and their system of control deserves 100% of your support. Must close ranks and nothing else matters.
Immediately block, unsubscribe, and boycott any rightoid 'Mo talking about her tattoos or kids out of wedlock or whatever other "sin" the overwhelming majority of Americans have committed. Just stop debating them, stop giving them attention and build a big tall fence that they can go film Kanye Wests interracial porno on the other side of.
anime
He’s not genuine though is he, he’s as slimy as they come
My stereo is about 15k€ in total and I can't turn it up loud or it will break
So girls with tattoos are based now? Utter cuck
um what is jesus with what is a "presumably" underage female?
just did a wank
you shouldn't do that
You ARE watching the snooker, right lads?
i'm on the pursuit of crappiness and i know,
everything i shite ain't always gonna be poo, and,
i'll be fine once i shit it,
i'll be good
So girls with tattoos are based now? >Utter cuck
arsewanktoil beckons
grangle grangle
You are a bourgeois pussy who, if in Shiloh's position, would get on their knees and start sucking the black harasser off like the reprehensible coward Jeff Metcalfe. There is no greater moral crime than breaking white solidarity and all who do must be expelled from the nationalist conversation on sight.
time to filter yanks again
but what does paul o'grady have to say on the matter?
luv em x
hugging reimu x
just cut down the sycamore gap tree lads aha x
*starts doing backflips through the thread while "Got My Mind Set On You" by George Harrison plays*
miss him x
haha here he is
*zips past*
just got grangled on Anon Babble.org/int/brit/
OH MAH WERD
the based grangler.....what's his motive for his grangling?
tek a boo son
wish this shithole never came back from the hack
oh well at least /brit/ will be destroyed by the online safety act
The latest from Pumba the Caracal?
I'm the fat freak wearing hoodies in this temperature
the gherkin is a members only cronem social club
Where's gingerpedo?
Where's Spainlad?
Where's the AI spam?
Where's Lord Swastika?
Where's Nuffademkno Clarks Me Prefer Lad?
Where's the /Brit/ I used to know?
ktim, but I'm inside with the back door open
grangled if i know mate
i LOVE the gyaldem
two more weeks
yeah?
if you don't vote Reform, you aren't White
the online safety act
2 more weeks.
katy can buy her gherkin cronem club pass at the reception
as a child his parents were grangled in front of his eyes, and he escaped barely ungrangled. he was powerless to stop it then, but now the whole world will experience the grangling that ruined his life
I don't vote
Where's Lord Swastika?
hopefully fucking dead
motherFUCK that guy
so to summarise
Just got off the phone with Itty Bitty Titties and a Bob. Her husband has died
i don't vote
at the gherkin, katy has to scan her cronem club pass before she is granted access to all floors of the building
rip bob x
Trump is secretly continuing to arm and fund Ukraine, he is just signaling different in public because support for Ukraine is highly unpopular among his voters and his poll numbers are tanking. The war is likely to continue until the Zelensky government is overthrown by gentiles in the Ukrainian military or forced out by the Russians.
doing ancestry hunting
half of my irish side are mulattos living in america
heathermong may have been on to something to be fair
A United Nations judge has been jailed for forcing a housekeeper to work as a slave.
Lydia Mugambe was studying for a PhD in law at the University of Oxford when officers discovered she had a young woman at her home carrying out unpaid work as a maid and nanny.
not sharing my banana with you diego you vile cunt
New
rorke losing his mind at the climax of Pirates of the Caribbean 3
katy just upgraded to a gold gherkin cronem club pass x
Mental how badly I mindgrangled him
and the latest from helperlad?
have you quite finished?
she had a young woman at her home carrying out unpaid work as a maid and nanny.
this isnt slavery
its called being an AU PAIR
dtfic going hog wild again is he
the cronem are fucking katy their right now
they've really got the best member's club
reform club members can't help but grimace when the cronem stroll past on the way to gherkin
timmy working overtime delivering fried chicken to the cronem in the gherkin
twas brillig
it's good tbf
luv pirates me
did he post here?
timmy keeping the gherkin squeaky clean
these things are shite compared to lime bikes
they inexplicably have gears but the electric only kicks in at a certain pedalling rpm so you cant just sit in top gear and rely on electric power to get you going at the lights like a lime bike
katy doesn't have to pay for her membership
well... she pays in other ways
me right now
timmies are not allowed in the gherkin x
twas brillig and the slighy tomes did wicken and wander in the pale
100%
The most mental thing about heatheryank is he does this entirely sober
Not a drop or alcohol or any other drug is required for these prolonged spam sessions about imaginary characters and reposting shit nobody cares about for the hundredth time
Honestly it gives me the fear just knowing he's really out there somewhere and not just a bot set up by GCHQ
Married. 2 kids. Third on the way.
Still goon to femdom porn
am too drunk
rorke
Get your gherkin membership today
bikenonce
Who is heatheryank
I want mouse nonce to fuck my arse raw
bradllig twalsh
need a french gf
both are for gay boys
But I'm an unc
I'm a 30 yo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
wen u at the gherkin and katy twerkin
Cronem seething as Timmy gets top floor access
2 starters
2 mains
2 soft drinks
prawn crackers
£59.20 at wagamamas (no tip of course) absolute daylight robbery
I don't care what you guys say I like a little bit of tattoos on a lady
more gay being cooped up in a hot sweaty tube or bus with 100s of other men
violent clartenings tek place
nun gammondem cud do x
The spammer that posts about Graham Linehan, Greg Wallace, random racism stats and/or news events, tonsil stones, East Asian shovel teeth, cuck spam in tandem with Ziedbelg, poo webms, seething about IDs in Anon Babble threads, Dr. Who, trannies, sanctioned suicide, Heather Green, Mr. Smelly, Ruby Granger, etc.
just whip it me, I'm a runt you see
got a bad beat
I don't know but I'm assuming Belgium freak is here because half the posts in the last 10 minutes are filtered
don't have the right connections
it's about who you know for getting into the gherkin
trenton founded it after timmy wouldn't let him into pitt club when they were at st john's together
now timmy knows what it feel likes and katy knows which member's club to go to
im not ziedbelg you silly boy
straight up just farted
Yes you are lol
blessed xx
just whip it me
what
Thats heathermong, why do you call him heatheryank?
Better off getting a takeaway from your local chinky
love god so much guys
Then who are you? Show us your real forme.
Any of you lads used a dildo on youself ever? I had two, my favorite was ironically the same dimensions as my own dick. It was like I fucked myself ! Haha but anal is fun to be fair.
I drive
violent clartenings tek place
nun gammondem cud do x
hes posting things like this incase you were wondering
Because he is a yank posting from yankistan with a proxy
miss dem barclays
(he's on his way to the gherkin)
this but the ex gf
i drive a bike
gods a fucking nigger mate
I'll get you for this
Not a nice comment this :(
Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me
So let me just thank you all now for coming along, and ask you to stand for the Irish national anthem
youtube.com
grow up
reckon St Paul would have packed it in if he'd seen Stoke-on-Trent
?????????
How so
you ride a bike mate
Lol wtf are you chatting about lmao
You are UNHINGED
any hungry bottom man in?
Savory Sadhbhs guzzling down the delicious nectar of Big Baz's smutty saloon
How's Canslad doing at this?
belgiancunt why don't you reply to posts about the gherkin members club you cunt
go back and reply to them all now
?
So let me just thank you all now for coming along, and ask you to stand for the Australian national anthem
youtube.com
Just filter his flag, I done it and dont regret it
cronem using the new method x
He was referring to Eastern seaboard times when seething about us migrating to bant before the shutdown
Then on the sharty it took him a while to figure out how to get a British flag because his proxy kept giving him an unknown country
Picrel is him confusing the timezones in his autistic incel tantrum about being filtered
He's still here? STATE
He's a skinny yardie goon
Damn interesting, nice find
my legs are my engine
my arms are my steering
my arsehole the exhaust
my knob... the gear knob maybe
lefties are coping hard about are Nige
Mate its unreal
Yeah but I didn't like it. I had a normal hard plastic one and a curved one with a bulb on the end that was a g-spot vibrator but it looked to be the same as the p-spot vibrator so that's why I got it. The normal one went in alright but it was hard to wank while having to keep a hand on it and in a recumbent position, the curved one had a hard seam that went down it vertically so I had to use a condom on it while I used it and the bulb made it too unwieldly to use combined with the above problems.
killas and _____
Notice how he never refers to anything actually British except for big TV or YouTube personalities?
He's just an autistic American who has latched onto this thread like grim death because he has nothing else
That's why he HATES being exposed, filtered, etc.
reply to my posts
love trains so much
This would be great for all the alt right tradcaths
They go to the afterlife and gods black
holy based
need R Nige to usher in a new age of CANZUK supremacy
wish we could bring back real Australia, White Australia
thing is christians literally believe there was a talking snake and all that like grow the fuck up
haven't seen heathermong in a while
toiling tomorrow, toiling sunday, nay ri
Mate youre a paki
yes, this is what I think
when I mentioned the reform club, st john's and the pitt club to expand on his idea he is silent
likely he doesn't know what they are
Seems like he touched a nerve
get a p vibratore and leave it in, then you 'ride' it which just makes it move as you wank. dildo play is more about getting fucked than just cumming so it's different tbf.
sorry mate
that's not the complete lore of the gherkin
she does actually pay x
this one got a clarted reply
God's been done here
Would love to go to Australia but the flight time would be brutal. I stuggle on a 5 hour never mind that
it's weathermong we all should really be upset about
why does he spam the AI images of pure cloudy days being anally ruined by beams of sunlight
mmhmm
goons
Show racism the red card
Lads, I tried for this one
mate
snakes cant talk
all london street webcams are offline
kicking it out (racism)
Maybe Eve was schizo
That's why he hates me
I fit in better than he does lol
hate wen dis happens
kick racism in
you haven't met my mother in law
*large cheers erupt from the live studio audience*
got racism?
have to bookmark every fit woman i see on twitter, can't help myself can i
Burn baby burn
is this bad for labour or expected?
and this is the gherkin it’s where katies go to ride s batons and-
that’s good little ziedy and did the nice man get back to you about that job?
no. these are the cronem. theyre basically yardie goons (…)
I tried sitting on it but didn't like having something so hard and long in my bum because it felt like it could rip me apart. If I ever want to try that stuff again I would go for one of those small bead remote vibrators so it doesn't feel as dangerous inside me or a cockring/ anal vibrator because it seems like it's more secured locked in.
you could just follow them or download their photo as a jpeg
ktim except i save every attractive picture i see and it just goes into a big folder which gets a browse once every blue moon