/brit/

hanging baskets edition

posted it again award

First!

wheres zeigdbleg or whatever his name was

This is how pubs should look. FED UP of seeing those faggoty gastropubs

she looks like the real thing
she tastes like the real thing

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What do you call it when a woman has a cameltoe-like thing going on but instead of it being split down the middle it’s all one thing protruding? Like women wearing leotards or swimsuits often have but also these tight stretchy exercise shorts that girls wear to the gym nowadays?

handling some biness no doubt x

was going to skive off toil tomorrow but the cute girl i carpool with sometimes says she needs a lift to our mutual toilplace, so now i've got multiple layers of accountability
oh, toilberg must be loving this, wouldn't be surprised if he put her up to it

fannoise bulge

mad how ww1 only led to communism kicking off in russia. you'd think royal families ordering millions to their deaths in a childish pissing contest would result in a far greater amount of *ahem* discontent against the ruling classes.

lads
head looks dead sexy when wet but looks pathetic and sad when dry
Is there any way you lads get that wet look for the whole day?

Gel doesn't work. Just makes it all hard like hair viagra.

wonder how emmet felt about the site being down for a week

Died in an unfortunate quicktapping incident yesterday

Brits are fundamentally conservative establishment stooges and have been for centuries

having a heart attack

doing quite the poo. quite the poo indeed.

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pomade

almost happened in germany

sea salt spray mate, make you look like you've just come off a beach all day

You're probably washing your hair too often

brylcreem

don't think there is a name for that
henceforth it shall be called a "monotoe"

the 3 am cuppa beckons

everyone here is a bootlicker who would go and die for the royal family who don't give a fuck about them

oh my golly gee a negro in jolly old england!!!

Dying in wars is brilliant, even commies agree with that
You'd have to be a woman to throw a tizzy over a bit of war

lets send you to the front lines then
off you go to ukraine

got far too much on my mind lately

listening to the book of daniel

failed coup

didn't even last half a year

didn't last a month

the communists tried again in germany in 1923 just a few weeks before hitler did his own putsch thing
they wanted trotsky to come over and lead it but stalin turned it down

Not going to happen is it, despite rorke and leftypol always crying about inevitably "being sent to die for Israel"

this is a sad cope lad. you're a historylet tard, just own it

just spent 30K on new windows for the house and i fucking hate them

why are zoomers so scared of VoIP?
everytime I try and talk in a games lobby I get hit by a wall of silence
anti-social gremlins

having a little lie down lads
love having a little lie down

you're jewish of course you love war

every time i use voice chat some zoomer says i have a gay voice

what game

Want to play a game don't want to talk to anyone

its not even that they’re antisocial they’re just all in their little walled off discord friend groups
discord genuinely sucked a lot of fun out of multiplayer gaming for this reason alone

pleasance.co.uk/event/last-incel

Ghost, Crusher, Einstain and Cuckboy are all 'involuntarily celibate' and blame women - and society - for keeping sex from them. That is, until one of them sleeps with an actual real-life woman! And all hell breaks loose.

Slide into the group chat as hilarious chaos unfolds and we get to know the men behind the usernames, as well as Margaret, the woman in question - and the only voice of reason in their peculiar online world. The Last Incel tackles a hard-hitting topic with razor-sharp writing and a much-needed sense of humour.

Well, rorke?

Mental how communism is literally a jewish invention to dehumanise everyone on earth

You're a woman, a paki woman

You can't claim that a country went communist because of a few failed coups and a few governments which didn't even make it till the end of Summer
Russia was the only country that went Communist and stayed communist

love british sitcoms about utter degenerates living their hideous scummy lives and being irredeemably horrid to each other
*leans on the wall for a moment to catch my breath after using so many adjectives in a single sentence*

im having a nap

Is this an entire show about dark web searching for incel-black pill ideology?

which one of these guys is you

that's not what you said
you said it only "kicked off" in russia, but there were communist uprisings across half of europe
that they failed is irrelevant and a shift of the goalposts. cope on

fucking hell im fat

just looking at them invokes completely innate feelings of repulsion and disgust, the same way you feel when you see a cockroach or something

really freaking horny

surprised i can say "retard" to chatgpt without it giving me a lecture

im actually starting to grow hair on my arms at 26

i only played altis life
wouldn't catch me dead in koth

they tried

you'd think royal families ordering millions to their deaths in a childish pissing contest would result in a far greater amount of *ahem* discontent against the ruling classes.

"discontent against the ruling classes" never does anything. the russian communists only won because they had elite backing from both within and without russia

they breed 100x faster than you
there is literally nothing to be done

phwor would like a line of kezza

dire

Deliveroo Aesthetica

ussr supported israel in the beginning
even stalin did at first

dsigusting animlsa

i remember being 14 x

wish I had mates to booze and do drugs with

deporting a poo into my bog

broken britain

moving house in a few days and i have the option of taking either a spare fridge which works but is small and kind of shit but free or spending a few hundred on a new fridge
can't decide

wasn't hitler also kind of setting up a country for the jews to bugger off to as well? because let's be real the holocaust is a lie

why does tr*mp and f*rage not understand basic competetive advantage of businesses

we were only rich once because of out competetive advantage at that time

we've run out of runway that isn't in the services sector

Grim. Enjoy feeling like shit for a week x

you know what - fair enough, you're right. my wording was poor.

Competitive advantage is bullshit unless you're the only place in the world that can grow grangleberries

because of out competetive

remember helldivers
that was a fun week or two

100 posts in 20 minutes? In the middle of a work day?
A sunny English weekday?

Everyone ITT go outside right now for 20 minutes minimum

love to see what all the new towns they're trying to build will look like

is that factoid about 50% of pakis marrying their cousins true because it would explain a lot
have you lads ever met one with cousin parents? or is it one of those things they try to keep secret

one of my old school mates dad got locked up for arms dealing and then while serving his sentence also got linked to 2 gang related murders

spent fuck loads of time at his gaff too, his dad just seemed like a normal bloke

going to the pub for lunch in a bit

Shit I remember the couple of months in 2010 when Minecraft was fun

28 are me

my pakistani friend is in an arranged marriage with a girl that’s far more attractive than him bro is winning life

gangsta dad. don't mess with him

speak for yourself lad. we have ample space and ability here. Monroe doctrine. Pan-American horsepower. Pan-American empire.

Yes it's completely true, but the younger generations have the decency not to be too vocal about it. I've worked with a fair few who you can tell are pretty inbred. Not trying to even be rude, but you can spot an inbred one from a normal one from a mile away.

toil asking us to complete the ol' yearly 'anonymous' survey

this post reeks of glasgow

we need to do something about the um poster
bring me that twinks head

jesus wept

Arranged marriage wouldn't work for me, all my female cousins are gorgons

how's the rust belt treating you ?

probably sit out in the sun later

the singular umposter

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trump
is
racist

umposter going ummmm when i tie him up and tickle his cute little feet with a big feather

*Annexes Chile*

it's just so unfunny, can tell half the time he's replying to his own posts with it

i thought arranged marriages could be with people outside of your family tree

he's
not
racist
enough

unfortunately an issue in council estates too, no idea why retards (brown people and the white british under class) are so prone to inbreeding

schizo

bet no one remembers oh posting

more
racist
than
you
mohammad

Care to comment on this latest bombshell to rock the campaign then, Rorke?

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might buy an iPhone 16 to replace my A13
need something that doesn't make me feel like an improvised incel

ennui. Good word 2bh

what is the best phone camera around. thanks

Well yeah but it almost goes without saying that the lazier parents just talk to their siblings so there's a LOT of cousin marriage under that arrangement
Not that I can really talk, my Scottish ancestors were all for that shit up until they moved here and ran out of relatives to marry

right well thats a creature then isnt it

funky unc likes to spunk

still have my 2nd gen iPhone SE, me

I tend to keep them for as long as they keep getting updates which is usually like 6-7 years for apple stuff

im fatter than seaside mark
grim

never regretted a wank, but have regretted many a shag. something about letting a strange smelly fat woman from a nightclub spit in your mouth just really demoralises a man. you don't get that from a little tug before bed.

Anon Babble has really gone down the shitter recently

reckon the country would be a better place if it was just anglos and some peng east asian lasses we let in

i don't get the fuss about it, i dated a distant cousin for years, she asked me to cum in her many times but i pulled out but i don't think the kid would've been a spastic if i had put a babby in her

dunno

He played for Arsenal didnt he?

Leftypol refusing to give the names of her accomplices down the Ferny Grove Police Station

you can beat an egg but you can't beat a wank

what if she wasn't fat would you still regret it?

what is going on in australia bro

£130 new

£60 second hand

Literal woman repellent

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master and commander free on jewtube movies

grotty bogan freak of a beast

cant talk though almost shagged one of my sisters once
still i feel having sex with your cousin is more grotesque

If you're NEET then you've all the time in the world to lose the weight and get in shape.

The biggest obstacle for you (besides willpower) is going to be getting the right food in, especially if you still live at home and mumsy controls the purse strings. All your efforts are for nought if you're sitting down to eat whatever microwave lasagne slop your mum serves up instead of chicken breast etc.

This is why it's easier with a job, so you can buy your own food.

ffs dealerberg sold me the type of weed thats so smelly i feel guilty even smoking it, neighbours will be fuming

Oblivion Remastered is woke

if she had been slim and not reeked of BO then I would, at the very least, have regretted it less

TRVMPVS should send a fleet to retake the panama canal and bring Greenland in. Lay the groundwork for coups all over Latin America, install friendly regimes then let the next guy mend the relationships. We aren't going to deport the 150 million spics so may as well claim our spot as New World HQ and embrace Pan-American Catholic ecofascist juche. Eugenic bleaching of Latin America.

I shagged a close friend of the girl who I actually fancied, I was sexually frustrated at the time so I took the first opportunity that came my way, and of course she told her straight away and it crushed any hope I had of bagging the girl I actually wanted. 10 years later and I'm still regretting it immensely.

how the fuck does that even come close to happening

quit funding darkism

based. I watched the last samurai at the weekend another great film from 2003 what a year for kino

feel bad
probably need to eat more
really don’t want to eat, what is happening here

im vegetarian

if the rest of you 5 eyes nations weren't so bitch made we could rule the world

autism and social isolation and hormones

Nigga read more hentai

And Sikhs, I trust them and some of their women are pengaleng.

reddit word like sonder and misonophobia

Yeah well um I'm thinking poo, poo peng gay poo porn

good post if a bit deranged

no, Israel needs you to fight for greater Israel and and "pacify" Iran
in the meantime, you'll get flooded with jeets and China will take over the world

Sir Digby Chicken Jockey

love this so much

Some of their women have beards

ok gupta

dunno mate those three things are pretty common i dont think you can blame something like wanting to shag your own sister on all that

the indian vagina

I'm as white as Stephen Merchant

Yep

not for me thanks

But the West destroyed their own competitive advantage and also allowed their capitalists to invest generations of national wealth into other countries.

feeling absolutely shredded after my first lifting session

*instinctively projectile vomits right up your nostrils at the mere mention of it*

deport deport deport deport deport deport deport deport deport deport deport deport deport deport deport deport deport deport DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT

sir im bloody as white as stephen merchant himself!!

it is what it is

Was just saying this down Southampton

extras is the funniest shit ever

Dated an Indian-English girl who had a lovely one, and she kept it smelling fresh at all times.

missing the grangler ;_;

corr

im scared and lonely

explain the the lore with that image to me right now

argumentum ad indianum

humiliation ritual

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It's Rorke's actual da

it was such a distant relation the family didn't care, me and her didn't even know we were distantly related until people enquired when they noticed we were hanging out a lot. i reckon this is acceptable but i wouldn't fuck a first cousin who i've known since childhood or anything

Best vagina I've ever witnessed irl was a Polish woman's, it was a perfect cameltoe, it smelled and tasted delicious and she had it waxed every other week, so it was always hairless.

would batter any cunt who does this into vaporised mist

can we talk about something british like the angel of the north or penistone services

mate says his gf won't let him break up with him and he's tried twice and she just refused
I didn't know they could do that

only thing you’d batter is a sausage you fat shit

What is he like

psy op to get people to embarrass themselves there's no free donut

what sort of cat is that i want one

hairless

perfect

won't let him break up with him

cant think of indian women without thinking back to the old COYS post about the indian girl he used to have grim wanks on video calls with, said she had a cottage cheese like substance coming out her box

yeasty indian slag grim grim grim imagine the smell

predictable, trite and frankly, lame

she had it waxed every other week, so it was always hairless.

nonce

Younger sisters that have seen too many anal masturbation videos

which rorke

good post

:)

won't let him

let him

pathetic

anthony joshua ahh promo

fresh what coriander and ginger

sex is absolutely disgusting
especially vaginas

waxing in big 25 lmao
get that bint lasered

mate says his gf won't let him break up with him

bradley

raped

um

oh my daysss we need to end civilization

had enough, sick of it

Ah yes, I just love having curly hairs trapped in between my teeth after giving a woman oral sex

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going to make an obnoxious post to get 'sent flying'
i dont have the money for airplane tickets

think this can induce PTSD

:S

Peach

PAKISTAN #1

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average lbc caller

I honestly probably would after a few jars

imagine getting banned over this
what are you like?

only thing you'll get sent flying for is when you get deported back to mexico

mark corrigan on a date with a nice new lass from his work but it's a japanese restaurant and they only have chopsticks and he doesn't know how to use chopsticks but is too embarrassed to say so has to pretend to know how to use them

karachi spice pizza

Work tries a lot of shit on but if they did this I reckon I'd spin kick the division manager's cranium into pink mist
Wouldn't put it past her either

gender is socially constructed
and we, as a society, have decided that you are a man

runescape

that is SO mark

Why do we fall?
So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
Batman Begin

seasideMARK been shopping done a week shopping it’s lush I mean lush. Dee lads

not fair how complex it is to get a new birth certificate, how am i supposed to know where i put it 10+ years ago on the last time i needed it? it's a racket i tells ya

giving a woman oral sex

holy gaybo batman

gave up coffee and been getting 9 hours sleep a night and I feel fucking spectacular lads

gopod post

mad how romania banned an anti-war politician to protect democracy

screaming

being completely honest, my gf probably weighs more than ssm

Managerstein just informed me that I'll basically be doing two people's work for the next couple of weeks, time to get a new job

might make sexual advances on a female coworker to creep her out so she stops asking me for favours

yeah well you're posting on here so it cant be that hard

Time to end the War in Romania

its pretty easy to get a new one, i got a new one couple years back

Just skimmed through it. He says he's trying to lose some weight then 5 minutes later scrans a massive cream cake

No caffeine after 2pm and you'll still be able to sleep well.

you'll go back to it, it's always the way. Sometimes you just want a coffee.

that said, the best of both worlds is enjoying regular coffee up until noon and then decaf after that.

Mad how I can remember back to when managers were at least vaguely competent

Just don't do it. Not your problem.

I'm on an early lunch break, already feel rekt from this morning's workload

desperately need to do this but i always end up going back to taking caffeine

well well well well it’s rick and morty tiiiiiiiiime

Hope it backfires and she gets pregnant and you have to have a really expensive wedding

tbf he's not even THAT fat
can't be more than 250 pounds

anyone watching the sycamore gap tree trial?
why on earth did they do it i wonder

new season may 25th

I still watch it, I think it's pretty good

never been above 200lbs in my life

they're based
it's a fucking tree
grow up

LOL

heaviest I've been was 82kg

season

FOY

just the once for me, when I was having intercourse with your mother

same just a bit of fun innit

starmer to rent homes for channel migrants

nothing to be proud of

Literally got all my primary identification documents in a go kit and have since my parents handed my birth certificate and passport over when I was eighteen

can I get a tim update

*surreptitiously googles the british equivalent of season*

waingro won

Keeping his eyes on Isabella so she doesn't go missing

thanks

might suck a tranny

Rasheed