/brit/

britain edition

bit of skooma up the japseye to start us off

poo smells

um

catberg's gone missing

anime

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quite frankly I am too mentally ill to ever be in a relationship and I will die a virgin. And it's a GOOD thing.

I'll just keep to myself, work my silly little job, potter around my silly little flat then die one day

probably splattered across the nearest highway and a passing truck's front tyre x

sick to bastard death of seeing male to female tranny “femboys” when im on the prowl for gay porn, you’re not a twink youre a fucking woman what’s even the point
stolen valour

What's he like eh?

same lad but once I accepted it I'm not bothered. just enjoying my little incel life with my incel hobbies. no commitments or responsibilities other than toil and i like it

i'm mentally ill too and i don't even want a relationship
i would shag escorts, and get shagged by escorts, but i'm too poor

*female to male ffs

reckon Elizabeth Shue in leaving las Vegas was the most sexually attractive an actress has ever been

good lad, relationships are too much toil
even normal toil simply to maintain your own existence is almost too much to handle

chris's bird in heat is fitter

don't even feel like posting something mean spirited
he's probably out galivanting, they know their way back

you're face
to face
with the man that posted coal

catberg initiating evening cuddletoil protocols

not a huge anime person but i might rewatch beserk

too many DJs and not enough bradlys

fs shift's been cancelled

poundshop Charlize Theron

we haven't had him that long and there's a big gate across my driveway that's unclimbable even for catbergs, if he somehow managed to get out on the street he'd probably have a hard time getting back
just have to leave the gate open and hope for the best, but then what if he's IN the property and leaving the gate open causes him to get out? it's a dicey situation

other way around

just seen a pjw video about immigrants now Im really FUCKING ANGRY!!@!!!!!!

feet are smelling from my morning cycle

for me it's scarlett johansson in lost in translation

Get catberg an AirTag

spent all day once looking for my aunties cat berg and it turned out he was shut in the laundry cupboard. Had scurried in there while she was tidying and gone for a snooze.

got the bets on

temu angela rayner

god i wish i was a suicidal alcoholic/deranged super-human

I'm such a fucking mentally ill freak I want to die so badly

fucking catbergs and their esoteric hidey holes

even normal toil simply to maintain your own existence is almost too much to handle

I work part time for this reason. In the past I've done full time toil and it's grim. Yeah it pays better but it's not worth the complete loss of time.

My meagre wage pays my bills + food + rent, to the point where I break even but don't actually 'make' any money (except the odd bit of overtime when required). But it's very relaxed.

Don't really have any goals as such i.e starting a family or buying a house or travelling. I simply exist.

prefer her in the island particularly that scene at the dive bar

mental how transgenderism is just old fashioned sexist stereotypes and internalised homophobia with modern rebranding

prefer her performance in ghost world

get a mentally ill gf and be mental togevver

apparently, rorke was kicked off big brother
can't say i'm surprised

Both those movies are noughties kino

being a tranny is like doing blackface but for women

once the disposables ban comes in my vaping days are oooooover
wont be seen dead with one of those chargeable ones lol

um 2016 called and they want their analogy back

18

feels like 22

far too fucking hot lads

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right drugsmongs how do i buy drugs then?

um I hope you're not suggesting there's more to being a woman than dressing like one and talking in a high-pitched caricature you bloody bigot

all the dodgy vapes shops will keep selling them and it's not like they're criminalising using them, not that it would even be policed it they were

22 is fucking chilly. I won't be happy unless we get temps of 35 C at least this summer.

Hate working with runts.

right then boys, what's your favourite album?

why not
elf bars are not exactly the height of coolness

none so vile

omdz rorke stfu

*shags ur arse*

rorke

That's a song, mate.

fat little niggards

if women that fit still grow old and haggard what hope do i have for my trollop of a girlfriend

*lazily cracks open my eyes*
eh? i thought it WAS 2016?
*looks down at my watch*
YOWZERS! I GOTTA GET TO WORK!

kyuss mogs

from a good album

kyuss lacks versitality

going to dancing classes and pottery classes to escape inceldom

no
why am i being called rorke for stating a fact

Left photo looks like it was taken today with a sepia filter

true, Welcome to Sky Valley is better than Songs for the Deaf

Songs From The Big Chair

people not noticing AI images as AI really boils my blood

I fear that people could even just pretend to not know and it would still annoy me because I can't tell if they really don't know

crumpets with peanut butter for scrimms

flat is going to be BOILING
will be sweating like an inidian with my bollocks hanging out later

depends what mood I'm in but I'd probably say this
was listening to that the other day it's very good

Time for some caffeine lads

irrelevant point to make

I don’t know if you watched the episode, but I had it on while playing Mario Kart and my ears perked up when he mentioned red light, because his tone came low and he said what I already commented. Thanks, I have decent skin for a 40year old and only a few gray hairs. I might get one to wear while playing Mario kart.

corrrr might do the same

35 sprays Habit Rouge EdT before my dentists appointment

only AI women get old

damper and witchetty grubs for tea

based
if I had to pick one favourite out of all of them it'd be Pet Sounds

People who put their foot down when you go to overtake them are a level below nonces

ran out of minutes on my cell phone so i can't remind my roommate cregg to tivo the latest episode of how i met your mother

listening to Bach

both images are clearly AI

dadberg trying to get me to listen to his boomer recommendations again

imagine thinking im going to listen to a band called 'talking heads'

dunno how i'm going to get through 8 hours of toil tomorrow
and then another 8 hours the day after
and then the day after

twerking to Bach

Crossbow-wielding man, 38, who shot two women in Leeds dies in hospital from self-inflicted injury, counter terror cops say

where's that irish lad? want to see his picks for punchestown

ok and what does that change?

in my raskolnikov era
lock up your nans

might download oblivion remastered

never played skyrim or oblivion me just wasnt my cup of tea you see

was telling my coworkers today that there's a film called gayniggers from outer space (1992)
technically it's a proper noun being part of the title so i got away with saying the nigger word

Tempted to look up photos of school years but I feel it could bring back repressed memories

find a city
find myself a city to live in

you think you got away with it
hrberg has other ideas, you wait and see

its honestly incredibly boring

need a iberian gf

mental how the spammers all stopped spamming

my toil doesn't have an hr department
i have a proper job and am not a poofy office drone you see

i use the word niggardly often
nothing the easily offended types can do about it

I've been done

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ayye aaayeee

I do this when I turn onto a dual carriageway that's national speed limit and the car that turns on immediately behind me goes to overtake me.

They incorrectly assume that because I am driving a small car that I won't be getting up to speed and that they NEED to overtake me immediately. I'm not purposefully speeding up so they can't overtake me, I'm just doing what I had always intended to do when we both joined the carriageway: get up to speed promptly.

These mongs have incorrectly assumed I would be trundling along at 35mph and that they would need to overtake me. Oops now I'm already doing 70mph and you're sat in the outside lane like a mong? Too bad.

need a siberian shaman gf

I call fannies "the mummy pocket"

quick trip to Anon Babble to remind myself how much worse things could be

Look guys im a pretty princess

Mind some Aussie lads came to our school to play rugby once and there was a house party that night and a few of the girls shagged the Aussies

yanks love peanut butter flavour and so do africans

clocked in about forty different ways

when are we all going to meet up and rub our willies together im sick of waiting

i call them "pornholes"
the name was inspired by the fact that you see a lot of them in porn, hence the association

what does /brit/ think about oblivion remastered

cucks fuming

love peanut butter in oatmeal with milk me

yeah cheers for that

err

i am the world's biggest paul blart: mall cop fan

Toby

come home american man

i knew he was going to punch like 3 seconds before and i'm not a fighty person
how did he get surprised

poo smells

a far-leftist gay show on a far-leftist channel run by a misandrist feminist womyn in London

Yeah, shocking

jigger jigger

let's get physical

rorke to the diary room

i hate them so much
they hate me but my capacity for hate is stronger

cant imagine anyone listening to this an unironically thinking its good

boomer music taste is a
mental illness

I think a lot of people grow up not experiencing violence and enter adulthood with a mindset that because they themselves are not willing or intending to enact violence that it isn't going to come to them.

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having late night wistful white boy thoughts about halo 3 again

Hate woke teambuilding shite

how old were you lads when you had your first wank?

everybody should have a gun

Local elections could undergo 'sea change' with growth of UK Muslim politics: Poll for local councillors likely to create surge in votes for independent Muslim candidates in northern England

Get ready for local councils governed by independent Muslim candidates

racismlad got caught buying illegal hrt pills from thailand
he’s now in prison getting abo’d raw

how would that stop you getting heemed

was planning on getting an early night because i have to get up extra early for toil tomorrow but now i can't sleep because catberg's gone AWOL and i'm worried
there's always fucking something isn't there

just asking to get knocked out, hands in his pockets even as his head hits the ground and turning away from possible threats

he'll be reet lad it's a cat what's gonna happen

any pathetic runts in?

pull out your gun and the risk that you're getting hit reduces to about 0%

need a job

just shoot at everybody when I'm out

tell you what no one ever really talks about abo willy size
wonder if they have congolese jungle anacondas cos theyre black or shriveled up peanut cocks since they first came here from southeast asia

arrested and jailed for brandishing

ice and a slice?

Absolutely mental how ugly abos are

oops, turns out rorke was right all along (as always) haha

tv idea: leftypol and rorke go on a one month ayahuasca cruise down the amazon river together stopping at villages on the way

what are the exact brandishing laws in the UK?

how will they arrest you? you'd have a gun

nah they cute

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body language isnt hard to read

Nth for the gyaldem

Whats even going on? Smug liberals really think their virtue signalling is a shield

new rorke walking into a pizzeria and ordering a coke and a slice

snack packs have gone up 2 dollars, it not right

stop being racist to australians

imagine the smell

i wanna be a part of it
new rorke new rorke

needs a WASTED edit

new rorke city

that guy is so sheltered
why would you keep your hands in your pockets and do a little bitch kick like that

shouldn't turn your back on a pack of wild animals

is it really an aussie right of passage or just for middle class cunts

i know you’re trying to take the piss out of whiteys who claim miniscule abo heritage for woke points but she’s very clearly part aboriginal

don't understand how it takes so little to knock someone out. Probably more power in it but that looked like a tap

no nigga i meant it

no you didn’t
be quiet

So what?

Brioche Bellwhiff

some people are put on earth to help others grow through suffering and i am one of them

The Duke of Rorke

the halcyon days of youth. Sometimes causes me physical pain thinking about how I squandered it.

we are facing a situation

australian fella just said "arse" twice on radio 4

it's the nose that gives it away isn't it

I spent the majority of my teens and early 20s staring at a screen aha

that and the fact she’s brown

good lad

love the smell of me very own sweaty bollocks

bit concerned about the state of m&s

can i live in a house in scotland in the middle of nowhere and get starlink and all my food delivered

get a chopper to air drop it

Houses in the middle of no where here are expensive as fuck

*checks notes*
yes.

no

if you're within a certain radius of a supermarket then yeah
otherwise no

no you have to live in the hustle and bustle surrounded by wogs

is private eye bruce in

the lad that tried to go on a killing spree in Leeds with a Daisy BB gun has died from self inflicted injury

horny sex man woman big breasts cock arse cum sex from behind young old petite

love it when i talk to a woman and her breath smells of coffee x

no they aren't,

Lads have your other boards activeness recovered yet? Anon Babble has been bit hard by people staying on refugees boards

cats are wild mate, they cant "go missing"

I only post here

how did the average RW british male go from largely wanting to travel and explore the world to being a bunch of shut ins who sit on a website all day?

good
shite board for a shite interest

remembering that bambi blacks fucks a virgin and the first thing he does is go straight to licking her munted arsehole

lol get fucked vtumour

sodomite porn has ruined entire generations

I've literally only visited /brit/ since the 'chon came back

checks what Anon Babble even is

oh no how devastating

Not been on a holiday of any kind since 2012. I'd go if I had mates or a gf but I have neither so I don't bother.

“right-wing” isn’t a meaningful category. rich cunts and their acolytes did that. now they wave tranny flags

every lad porn after 2000 is a coomer, literally raised on hardcore porn

mental how much better british women look with normal makeup

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thomas lawrence and cecil rhodes began their adventures without wives or gfs either

Anon Babble

don't understand how this shit can interest someone. bet most vtubers are blokes

lads
not a bender
but just clicked on Anon Babble for the first time

I thought it was, as the name would suggest, pictures of handsome men's faces
But it's just a lecherous porn board.
It's Anon Babble but in reverse. You've got fat men general, grandpa general, "incest", HAIRY.

I must say I'm appalled.
I was expecting Bieber and Chamalet, not hairy grandpa incest.

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haha look how much of a pathetic incel i am!

she doesn't look very Bri'sh

only rich cunts

bullshit
australia and nz were both founded and explored by povvo retards of their respective time

expecting gays to be anything other than vile degenerates

not a bender

but

things that benders say

Modern women have their pick of the litter, sorted neatly for them daily on their apps.

Game's gone. It's not for me.

actually there are lots of that type of thread
but there's something for everyone

"women aren't fat, tattoo scribbled monstrosities"

*shakes head slowly and sadly*

autism, permavirginity, social isolation etc leads them to parasocially enjoy watching women do livestreams pretending to be anime girls

goes to a fag board

sees fag threads

bizarre

how did povvo retards afford big boats and weapons then

not gay myself but the size difference and chastity threads are cute

tricked the crown into paying for it

mum keep leaving me with the screaming puppy, might chuck it out the front door and shut it

whats the appeal of that sort of thing lad? i get K-On but not vtubers

Might start taking a multivitamin

kings and queens were their paypiggies

might start pooing in a bucket and dumping out the window like medieval times

your country didn't exist in medieval times

Shit taste

It's a tragedy, the shit hololive fans fave moved too filter "cuck", "troons", "tranny" etc. but you can still say nigger

A board run by trannies, disgusting

Can only hope people see sense

The phase connect fans are on 8ch

Cute girls doing cute and cool things appeal for holos

sent that yankee doodle fucking doo flying

what's wrong with you?

Just filtered that paki, surprised them and Indians dont come in here more often tbqh

don't waste good fertilizer

me standing under my sexy neighbour's window every morning

you will never play a tes game set in elsweyr until 2045 at least

fuck off todd you retard

it’s literally the saddest shit mate you sit alone in your bedroom watching random women dressed as anime girls making all their fucking unfunny autistic weeaboo humour jokes
it sets my teeth on edge

do you want them to come here?

you spend hours on end watching ugly men masquerading as little girls scream into the camera and you call out others for shit taste
give your head a wobble lad

Cute and funny streams in the literal sense

Log off fag

are there many pakis in France?

no

fix your life you saddo cunt seriously

do you have a job?

Their pics are on the web you goof

Spergtastic response yet again

Unfortunately