britain edition
/brit/
bit of skooma up the japseye to start us off
poo smells
um
catberg's gone missing
anime
quite frankly I am too mentally ill to ever be in a relationship and I will die a virgin. And it's a GOOD thing.
I'll just keep to myself, work my silly little job, potter around my silly little flat then die one day
probably splattered across the nearest highway and a passing truck's front tyre x
sick to bastard death of seeing male to female tranny “femboys” when im on the prowl for gay porn, you’re not a twink youre a fucking woman what’s even the point
stolen valour
What's he like eh?
same lad but once I accepted it I'm not bothered. just enjoying my little incel life with my incel hobbies. no commitments or responsibilities other than toil and i like it
i'm mentally ill too and i don't even want a relationship
i would shag escorts, and get shagged by escorts, but i'm too poor
*female to male ffs
reckon Elizabeth Shue in leaving las Vegas was the most sexually attractive an actress has ever been
good lad, relationships are too much toil
even normal toil simply to maintain your own existence is almost too much to handle
chris's bird in heat is fitter
don't even feel like posting something mean spirited
he's probably out galivanting, they know their way back
you're face
to face
with the man that posted coal
catberg initiating evening cuddletoil protocols
not a huge anime person but i might rewatch beserk
too many DJs and not enough bradlys
fs shift's been cancelled
poundshop Charlize Theron
we haven't had him that long and there's a big gate across my driveway that's unclimbable even for catbergs, if he somehow managed to get out on the street he'd probably have a hard time getting back
just have to leave the gate open and hope for the best, but then what if he's IN the property and leaving the gate open causes him to get out? it's a dicey situation
other way around
just seen a pjw video about immigrants now Im really FUCKING ANGRY!!@!!!!!!
feet are smelling from my morning cycle
for me it's scarlett johansson in lost in translation
Get catberg an AirTag
spent all day once looking for my aunties cat berg and it turned out he was shut in the laundry cupboard. Had scurried in there while she was tidying and gone for a snooze.
got the bets on
temu angela rayner
god i wish i was a suicidal alcoholic/deranged super-human
I'm such a fucking mentally ill freak I want to die so badly
fucking catbergs and their esoteric hidey holes
even normal toil simply to maintain your own existence is almost too much to handle
I work part time for this reason. In the past I've done full time toil and it's grim. Yeah it pays better but it's not worth the complete loss of time.
My meagre wage pays my bills + food + rent, to the point where I break even but don't actually 'make' any money (except the odd bit of overtime when required). But it's very relaxed.
Don't really have any goals as such i.e starting a family or buying a house or travelling. I simply exist.
prefer her in the island particularly that scene at the dive bar
mental how transgenderism is just old fashioned sexist stereotypes and internalised homophobia with modern rebranding
prefer her performance in ghost world
get a mentally ill gf and be mental togevver
apparently, rorke was kicked off big brother
can't say i'm surprised
Both those movies are noughties kino
being a tranny is like doing blackface but for women
once the disposables ban comes in my vaping days are oooooover
wont be seen dead with one of those chargeable ones lol
um 2016 called and they want their analogy back
18
feels like 22
far too fucking hot lads
right drugsmongs how do i buy drugs then?
um I hope you're not suggesting there's more to being a woman than dressing like one and talking in a high-pitched caricature you bloody bigot
all the dodgy vapes shops will keep selling them and it's not like they're criminalising using them, not that it would even be policed it they were
22 is fucking chilly. I won't be happy unless we get temps of 35 C at least this summer.
Hate working with runts.
right then boys, what's your favourite album?
why not
elf bars are not exactly the height of coolness
none so vile
omdz rorke stfu
This is a good album
*shags ur arse*
rorke
That's a song, mate.
fat little niggards
if women that fit still grow old and haggard what hope do i have for my trollop of a girlfriend
*lazily cracks open my eyes*
eh? i thought it WAS 2016?
*looks down at my watch*
YOWZERS! I GOTTA GET TO WORK!
kyuss mogs
from a good album
kyuss lacks versitality
going to dancing classes and pottery classes to escape inceldom
no
why am i being called rorke for stating a fact
Left photo looks like it was taken today with a sepia filter
true, Welcome to Sky Valley is better than Songs for the Deaf
Songs From The Big Chair
people not noticing AI images as AI really boils my blood
I fear that people could even just pretend to not know and it would still annoy me because I can't tell if they really don't know
crumpets with peanut butter for scrimms
flat is going to be BOILING
will be sweating like an inidian with my bollocks hanging out later
depends what mood I'm in but I'd probably say this
was listening to that the other day it's very good
Time for some caffeine lads
irrelevant point to make
I don’t know if you watched the episode, but I had it on while playing Mario Kart and my ears perked up when he mentioned red light, because his tone came low and he said what I already commented. Thanks, I have decent skin for a 40year old and only a few gray hairs. I might get one to wear while playing Mario kart.
corrrr might do the same
35 sprays Habit Rouge EdT before my dentists appointment
only AI women get old
damper and witchetty grubs for tea
based
if I had to pick one favourite out of all of them it'd be Pet Sounds
People who put their foot down when you go to overtake them are a level below nonces
ran out of minutes on my cell phone so i can't remind my roommate cregg to tivo the latest episode of how i met your mother
listening to Bach
both images are clearly AI
dadberg trying to get me to listen to his boomer recommendations again
imagine thinking im going to listen to a band called 'talking heads'
dunno how i'm going to get through 8 hours of toil tomorrow
and then another 8 hours the day after
and then the day after
twerking to Bach
Crossbow-wielding man, 38, who shot two women in Leeds dies in hospital from self-inflicted injury, counter terror cops say
where's that irish lad? want to see his picks for punchestown
ok and what does that change?
in my raskolnikov era
lock up your nans
might download oblivion remastered
never played skyrim or oblivion me just wasnt my cup of tea you see
was telling my coworkers today that there's a film called gayniggers from outer space (1992)
technically it's a proper noun being part of the title so i got away with saying the nigger word
Tempted to look up photos of school years but I feel it could bring back repressed memories
find a city
find myself a city to live in
Four children are killed in horror car crash as female driver plows her Jeep into packed school
you think you got away with it
hrberg has other ideas, you wait and see
its honestly incredibly boring
need a iberian gf
mental how the spammers all stopped spamming
my toil doesn't have an hr department
i have a proper job and am not a poofy office drone you see
i use the word niggardly often
nothing the easily offended types can do about it
I've been done
ayye aaayeee
I do this when I turn onto a dual carriageway that's national speed limit and the car that turns on immediately behind me goes to overtake me.
They incorrectly assume that because I am driving a small car that I won't be getting up to speed and that they NEED to overtake me immediately. I'm not purposefully speeding up so they can't overtake me, I'm just doing what I had always intended to do when we both joined the carriageway: get up to speed promptly.
These mongs have incorrectly assumed I would be trundling along at 35mph and that they would need to overtake me. Oops now I'm already doing 70mph and you're sat in the outside lane like a mong? Too bad.
need a siberian shaman gf
I call fannies "the mummy pocket"
quick trip to Anon Babble to remind myself how much worse things could be
Look guys im a pretty princess
Mind some Aussie lads came to our school to play rugby once and there was a house party that night and a few of the girls shagged the Aussies
yanks love peanut butter flavour and so do africans
soon
clocked in about forty different ways
when are we all going to meet up and rub our willies together im sick of waiting
i call them "pornholes"
the name was inspired by the fact that you see a lot of them in porn, hence the association
what does /brit/ think about oblivion remastered
cucks fuming
love peanut butter in oatmeal with milk me
yeah cheers for that
err
i am the world's biggest paul blart: mall cop fan
Toby
come home american man
i knew he was going to punch like 3 seconds before and i'm not a fighty person
how did he get surprised
poo smells
a far-leftist gay show on a far-leftist channel run by a misandrist feminist womyn in London
Yeah, shocking
jigger jigger
let's get physical
rorke to the diary room
i hate them so much
they hate me but my capacity for hate is stronger
cant imagine anyone listening to this an unironically thinking its good
boomer music taste is a
mental illness
I think a lot of people grow up not experiencing violence and enter adulthood with a mindset that because they themselves are not willing or intending to enact violence that it isn't going to come to them.
having late night wistful white boy thoughts about halo 3 again
Hate woke teambuilding shite
how old were you lads when you had your first wank?
everybody should have a gun
Local elections could undergo 'sea change' with growth of UK Muslim politics: Poll for local councillors likely to create surge in votes for independent Muslim candidates in northern England
Get ready for local councils governed by independent Muslim candidates
racismlad got caught buying illegal hrt pills from thailand
he’s now in prison getting abo’d raw
how would that stop you getting heemed
was planning on getting an early night because i have to get up extra early for toil tomorrow but now i can't sleep because catberg's gone AWOL and i'm worried
there's always fucking something isn't there
just asking to get knocked out, hands in his pockets even as his head hits the ground and turning away from possible threats
he'll be reet lad it's a cat what's gonna happen
any pathetic runts in?
youtu.be
mental how good euro music used to be
pull out your gun and the risk that you're getting hit reduces to about 0%
need a job
just shoot at everybody when I'm out
tell you what no one ever really talks about abo willy size
wonder if they have congolese jungle anacondas cos theyre black or shriveled up peanut cocks since they first came here from southeast asia
arrested and jailed for brandishing
ice and a slice?
Absolutely mental how ugly abos are
oops, turns out rorke was right all along (as always) haha
tv idea: leftypol and rorke go on a one month ayahuasca cruise down the amazon river together stopping at villages on the way
what are the exact brandishing laws in the UK?
how will they arrest you? you'd have a gun
nah they cute
body language isnt hard to read
Nth for the gyaldem
Whats even going on? Smug liberals really think their virtue signalling is a shield
new rorke walking into a pizzeria and ordering a coke and a slice
snack packs have gone up 2 dollars, it not right
stop being racist to australians
imagine the smell
i wanna be a part of it
new rorke new rorke
needs a WASTED edit
new rorke city
that guy is so sheltered
why would you keep your hands in your pockets and do a little bitch kick like that
shouldn't turn your back on a pack of wild animals
is it really an aussie right of passage or just for middle class cunts
i know you’re trying to take the piss out of whiteys who claim miniscule abo heritage for woke points but she’s very clearly part aboriginal
don't understand how it takes so little to knock someone out. Probably more power in it but that looked like a tap
no nigga i meant it
no you didn’t
be quiet
So what?
Brioche Bellwhiff
some people are put on earth to help others grow through suffering and i am one of them
The Duke of Rorke
the halcyon days of youth. Sometimes causes me physical pain thinking about how I squandered it.
we are facing a situation
australian fella just said "arse" twice on radio 4
it's the nose that gives it away isn't it
I spent the majority of my teens and early 20s staring at a screen aha
that and the fact she’s brown
good lad
love the smell of me very own sweaty bollocks
bit concerned about the state of m&s
can i live in a house in scotland in the middle of nowhere and get starlink and all my food delivered
get a chopper to air drop it
Houses in the middle of no where here are expensive as fuck
*checks notes*
yes.
no
if you're within a certain radius of a supermarket then yeah
otherwise no
no you have to live in the hustle and bustle surrounded by wogs
is private eye bruce in
the lad that tried to go on a killing spree in Leeds with a Daisy BB gun has died from self inflicted injury
my glasses
horny sex man woman big breasts cock arse cum sex from behind young old petite
love it when i talk to a woman and her breath smells of coffee x
no they aren't,
Lads have your other boards activeness recovered yet? Anon Babble has been bit hard by people staying on refugees boards
cats are wild mate, they cant "go missing"
I only post here
how did the average RW british male go from largely wanting to travel and explore the world to being a bunch of shut ins who sit on a website all day?
good
shite board for a shite interest
remembering that bambi blacks fucks a virgin and the first thing he does is go straight to licking her munted arsehole
lol get fucked vtumour
sodomite porn has ruined entire generations
I've literally only visited /brit/ since the 'chon came back
checks what Anon Babble even is
oh no how devastating
Not been on a holiday of any kind since 2012. I'd go if I had mates or a gf but I have neither so I don't bother.
“right-wing” isn’t a meaningful category. rich cunts and their acolytes did that. now they wave tranny flags
every lad porn after 2000 is a coomer, literally raised on hardcore porn
mental how much better british women look with normal makeup
thomas lawrence and cecil rhodes began their adventures without wives or gfs either
Anon Babble
don't understand how this shit can interest someone. bet most vtubers are blokes
lads
not a bender
but just clicked on Anon Babble for the first time
I thought it was, as the name would suggest, pictures of handsome men's faces
But it's just a lecherous porn board.
It's Anon Babble but in reverse. You've got fat men general, grandpa general, "incest", HAIRY.
I must say I'm appalled.
I was expecting Bieber and Chamalet, not hairy grandpa incest.
haha look how much of a pathetic incel i am!
she doesn't look very Bri'sh
only rich cunts
bullshit
australia and nz were both founded and explored by povvo retards of their respective time
expecting gays to be anything other than vile degenerates
not a bender
but
things that benders say
Modern women have their pick of the litter, sorted neatly for them daily on their apps.
Game's gone. It's not for me.
actually there are lots of that type of thread
but there's something for everyone
"women aren't fat, tattoo scribbled monstrosities"
*shakes head slowly and sadly*
autism, permavirginity, social isolation etc leads them to parasocially enjoy watching women do livestreams pretending to be anime girls
goes to a fag board
sees fag threads
bizarre
how did povvo retards afford big boats and weapons then
not gay myself but the size difference and chastity threads are cute
tricked the crown into paying for it
mum keep leaving me with the screaming puppy, might chuck it out the front door and shut it
whats the appeal of that sort of thing lad? i get K-On but not vtubers
Might start taking a multivitamin
kings and queens were their paypiggies
might start pooing in a bucket and dumping out the window like medieval times
your country didn't exist in medieval times
Shit taste
It's a tragedy, the shit hololive fans fave moved too filter "cuck", "troons", "tranny" etc. but you can still say nigger
A board run by trannies, disgusting
Can only hope people see sense
The phase connect fans are on 8ch
Cute girls doing cute and cool things appeal for holos
sent that yankee doodle fucking doo flying
what's wrong with you?
Just filtered that paki, surprised them and Indians dont come in here more often tbqh
don't waste good fertilizer
me standing under my sexy neighbour's window every morning
you will never play a tes game set in elsweyr until 2045 at least
fuck off todd you retard
it’s literally the saddest shit mate you sit alone in your bedroom watching random women dressed as anime girls making all their fucking unfunny autistic weeaboo humour jokes
it sets my teeth on edge
do you want them to come here?
you spend hours on end watching ugly men masquerading as little girls scream into the camera and you call out others for shit taste
give your head a wobble lad
Cute and funny streams in the literal sense
Log off fag
are there many pakis in France?
no
fix your life you saddo cunt seriously
do you have a job?
Their pics are on the web you goof
Spergtastic response yet again
Unfortunately