hanging baskets edition
/brit/
posted it again award
First!
wheres zeigdbleg or whatever his name was
This is how pubs should look. FED UP of seeing those faggoty gastropubs
she looks like the real thing
she tastes like the real thing
What do you call it when a woman has a cameltoe-like thing going on but instead of it being split down the middle it’s all one thing protruding? Like women wearing leotards or swimsuits often have but also these tight stretchy exercise shorts that girls wear to the gym nowadays?
handling some biness no doubt x
was going to skive off toil tomorrow but the cute girl i carpool with sometimes says she needs a lift to our mutual toilplace, so now i've got multiple layers of accountability
oh, toilberg must be loving this, wouldn't be surprised if he put her up to it
fannoise bulge
mad how ww1 only led to communism kicking off in russia. you'd think royal families ordering millions to their deaths in a childish pissing contest would result in a far greater amount of *ahem* discontent against the ruling classes.
zeigdbleg
lads
head looks dead sexy when wet but looks pathetic and sad when dry
Is there any way you lads get that wet look for the whole day?
Gel doesn't work. Just makes it all hard like hair viagra.
wonder how emmet felt about the site being down for a week
Died in an unfortunate quicktapping incident yesterday
Brits are fundamentally conservative establishment stooges and have been for centuries
having a heart attack
doing quite the poo. quite the poo indeed.
pomade
almost happened in germany
sea salt spray mate, make you look like you've just come off a beach all day
You're probably washing your hair too often
brylcreem
don't think there is a name for that
henceforth it shall be called a "monotoe"
the 3 am cuppa beckons
everyone here is a bootlicker who would go and die for the royal family who don't give a fuck about them
oh my golly gee a negro in jolly old england!!!
Dying in wars is brilliant, even commies agree with that
You'd have to be a woman to throw a tizzy over a bit of war
lets send you to the front lines then
off you go to ukraine
got far too much on my mind lately
listening to the book of daniel
failed coup
didn't even last half a year
didn't last a month
the communists tried again in germany in 1923 just a few weeks before hitler did his own putsch thing
they wanted trotsky to come over and lead it but stalin turned it down
Not going to happen is it, despite rorke and leftypol always crying about inevitably "being sent to die for Israel"
this is a sad cope lad. you're a historylet tard, just own it
just spent 30K on new windows for the house and i fucking hate them
why are zoomers so scared of VoIP?
everytime I try and talk in a games lobby I get hit by a wall of silence
anti-social gremlins
having a little lie down lads
love having a little lie down
you're jewish of course you love war
every time i use voice chat some zoomer says i have a gay voice
what game
Want to play a game don't want to talk to anyone
its not even that they’re antisocial they’re just all in their little walled off discord friend groups
discord genuinely sucked a lot of fun out of multiplayer gaming for this reason alone
pleasance.co.uk
Ghost, Crusher, Einstain and Cuckboy are all 'involuntarily celibate' and blame women - and society - for keeping sex from them. That is, until one of them sleeps with an actual real-life woman! And all hell breaks loose.
Slide into the group chat as hilarious chaos unfolds and we get to know the men behind the usernames, as well as Margaret, the woman in question - and the only voice of reason in their peculiar online world. The Last Incel tackles a hard-hitting topic with razor-sharp writing and a much-needed sense of humour.
Well, rorke?
Mental how communism is literally a jewish invention to dehumanise everyone on earth
You're a woman, a paki woman
You can't claim that a country went communist because of a few failed coups and a few governments which didn't even make it till the end of Summer
Russia was the only country that went Communist and stayed communist
love british sitcoms about utter degenerates living their hideous scummy lives and being irredeemably horrid to each other
*leans on the wall for a moment to catch my breath after using so many adjectives in a single sentence*
im having a nap
Is this an entire show about dark web searching for incel-black pill ideology?
which one of these guys is you
that's not what you said
you said it only "kicked off" in russia, but there were communist uprisings across half of europe
that they failed is irrelevant and a shift of the goalposts. cope on
fucking hell im fat
just looking at them invokes completely innate feelings of repulsion and disgust, the same way you feel when you see a cockroach or something
really freaking horny
surprised i can say "retard" to chatgpt without it giving me a lecture
im actually starting to grow hair on my arms at 26
i only played altis life
wouldn't catch me dead in koth
day 3 barshhhh
they tried
you'd think royal families ordering millions to their deaths in a childish pissing contest would result in a far greater amount of *ahem* discontent against the ruling classes.
"discontent against the ruling classes" never does anything. the russian communists only won because they had elite backing from both within and without russia
they breed 100x faster than you
there is literally nothing to be done
phwor would like a line of kezza
dire
Deliveroo Aesthetica
ussr supported israel in the beginning
even stalin did at first
dsigusting animlsa
i remember being 14 x
wish I had mates to booze and do drugs with
deporting a poo into my bog
broken britain
moving house in a few days and i have the option of taking either a spare fridge which works but is small and kind of shit but free or spending a few hundred on a new fridge
can't decide
wasn't hitler also kind of setting up a country for the jews to bugger off to as well? because let's be real the holocaust is a lie
Thought you boys would enjoy this one
why does tr*mp and f*rage not understand basic competetive advantage of businesses
we were only rich once because of out competetive advantage at that time
we've run out of runway that isn't in the services sector
Grim. Enjoy feeling like shit for a week x
you know what - fair enough, you're right. my wording was poor.
Competitive advantage is bullshit unless you're the only place in the world that can grow grangleberries
because of out competetive
remember helldivers
that was a fun week or two
100 posts in 20 minutes? In the middle of a work day?
A sunny English weekday?
Everyone ITT go outside right now for 20 minutes minimum
love to see what all the new towns they're trying to build will look like
is that factoid about 50% of pakis marrying their cousins true because it would explain a lot
have you lads ever met one with cousin parents? or is it one of those things they try to keep secret
one of my old school mates dad got locked up for arms dealing and then while serving his sentence also got linked to 2 gang related murders
spent fuck loads of time at his gaff too, his dad just seemed like a normal bloke
going to the pub for lunch in a bit
Shit I remember the couple of months in 2010 when Minecraft was fun
youtube.com
guy does great videos ICL
28 are me
my pakistani friend is in an arranged marriage with a girl that’s far more attractive than him bro is winning life
gangsta dad. don't mess with him
speak for yourself lad. we have ample space and ability here. Monroe doctrine. Pan-American horsepower. Pan-American empire.
Yes it's completely true, but the younger generations have the decency not to be too vocal about it. I've worked with a fair few who you can tell are pretty inbred. Not trying to even be rude, but you can spot an inbred one from a normal one from a mile away.
um
toil asking us to complete the ol' yearly 'anonymous' survey
this post reeks of glasgow
we need to do something about the um poster
bring me that twinks head
jesus wept
Arranged marriage wouldn't work for me, all my female cousins are gorgons
how's the rust belt treating you ?
probably sit out in the sun later
the singular umposter
trump
is
racist
umposter going ummmm when i tie him up and tickle his cute little feet with a big feather
*Annexes Chile*
it's just so unfunny, can tell half the time he's replying to his own posts with it
i thought arranged marriages could be with people outside of your family tree
he's
not
racist
enough
unfortunately an issue in council estates too, no idea why retards (brown people and the white british under class) are so prone to inbreeding
schizo
bet no one remembers oh posting
more
racist
than
you
mohammad
Care to comment on this latest bombshell to rock the campaign then, Rorke?
might buy an iPhone 16 to replace my A13
need something that doesn't make me feel like an improvised incel
ennui. Good word 2bh
what is the best phone camera around. thanks
Well yeah but it almost goes without saying that the lazier parents just talk to their siblings so there's a LOT of cousin marriage under that arrangement
Not that I can really talk, my Scottish ancestors were all for that shit up until they moved here and ran out of relatives to marry
right well thats a creature then isnt it
funky unc likes to spunk
still have my 2nd gen iPhone SE, me
I tend to keep them for as long as they keep getting updates which is usually like 6-7 years for apple stuff
im fatter than seaside mark
grim
never regretted a wank, but have regretted many a shag. something about letting a strange smelly fat woman from a nightclub spit in your mouth just really demoralises a man. you don't get that from a little tug before bed.
Anon Babble has really gone down the shitter recently
reckon the country would be a better place if it was just anglos and some peng east asian lasses we let in
i don't get the fuss about it, i dated a distant cousin for years, she asked me to cum in her many times but i pulled out but i don't think the kid would've been a spastic if i had put a babby in her
dunno
He played for Arsenal didnt he?
Leftypol refusing to give the names of her accomplices down the Ferny Grove Police Station
you can beat an egg but you can't beat a wank
what if she wasn't fat would you still regret it?
what is going on in australia bro
£130 new
£60 second hand
Literal woman repellent
master and commander free on jewtube movies
grotty bogan freak of a beast
cant talk though almost shagged one of my sisters once
still i feel having sex with your cousin is more grotesque
If you're NEET then you've all the time in the world to lose the weight and get in shape.
The biggest obstacle for you (besides willpower) is going to be getting the right food in, especially if you still live at home and mumsy controls the purse strings. All your efforts are for nought if you're sitting down to eat whatever microwave lasagne slop your mum serves up instead of chicken breast etc.
This is why it's easier with a job, so you can buy your own food.
ffs dealerberg sold me the type of weed thats so smelly i feel guilty even smoking it, neighbours will be fuming
Oblivion Remastered is woke
if she had been slim and not reeked of BO then I would, at the very least, have regretted it less
TRVMPVS should send a fleet to retake the panama canal and bring Greenland in. Lay the groundwork for coups all over Latin America, install friendly regimes then let the next guy mend the relationships. We aren't going to deport the 150 million spics so may as well claim our spot as New World HQ and embrace Pan-American Catholic ecofascist juche. Eugenic bleaching of Latin America.
I shagged a close friend of the girl who I actually fancied, I was sexually frustrated at the time so I took the first opportunity that came my way, and of course she told her straight away and it crushed any hope I had of bagging the girl I actually wanted. 10 years later and I'm still regretting it immensely.
how the fuck does that even come close to happening
quit funding darkism
based. I watched the last samurai at the weekend another great film from 2003 what a year for kino
feel bad
probably need to eat more
really don’t want to eat, what is happening here
im vegetarian
if the rest of you 5 eyes nations weren't so bitch made we could rule the world
autism and social isolation and hormones
Nigga read more hentai
And Sikhs, I trust them and some of their women are pengaleng.
reddit word like sonder and misonophobia
Yeah well um I'm thinking poo, poo peng gay poo porn
good post if a bit deranged
no, Israel needs you to fight for greater Israel and and "pacify" Iran
in the meantime, you'll get flooded with jeets and China will take over the world
Sir Digby Chicken Jockey
love this so much
Some of their women have beards
ok gupta
dunno mate those three things are pretty common i dont think you can blame something like wanting to shag your own sister on all that
the indian vagina
I'm as white as Stephen Merchant
Yep
not for me thanks
But the West destroyed their own competitive advantage and also allowed their capitalists to invest generations of national wealth into other countries.
feeling absolutely shredded after my first lifting session
*instinctively projectile vomits right up your nostrils at the mere mention of it*
deport deport deport deport deport deport deport deport deport deport deport deport deport deport deport deport deport deport DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT
sir im bloody as white as stephen merchant himself!!
it is what it is
Was just saying this down Southampton
extras is the funniest shit ever
Dated an Indian-English girl who had a lovely one, and she kept it smelling fresh at all times.
missing the grangler ;_;
corr
im scared and lonely
explain the the lore with that image to me right now
argumentum ad indianum
humiliation ritual
It's Rorke's actual da
it was such a distant relation the family didn't care, me and her didn't even know we were distantly related until people enquired when they noticed we were hanging out a lot. i reckon this is acceptable but i wouldn't fuck a first cousin who i've known since childhood or anything
Best vagina I've ever witnessed irl was a Polish woman's, it was a perfect cameltoe, it smelled and tasted delicious and she had it waxed every other week, so it was always hairless.
would batter any cunt who does this into vaporised mist
can we talk about something british like the angel of the north or penistone services
caberge
mate says his gf won't let him break up with him and he's tried twice and she just refused
I didn't know they could do that
only thing you’d batter is a sausage you fat shit
What is he like
psy op to get people to embarrass themselves there's no free donut
what sort of cat is that i want one
hairless
perfect
won't let him break up with him
i've seen worse
youtube.com
cant think of indian women without thinking back to the old COYS post about the indian girl he used to have grim wanks on video calls with, said she had a cottage cheese like substance coming out her box
yeasty indian slag grim grim grim imagine the smell
predictable, trite and frankly, lame
she had it waxed every other week, so it was always hairless.
nonce
Younger sisters that have seen too many anal masturbation videos
which rorke
good post
:)
won't let him
let him
pathetic
anthony joshua ahh promo
fresh what coriander and ginger
sex is absolutely disgusting
especially vaginas
waxing in big 25 lmao
get that bint lasered
mate says his gf won't let him break up with him
bradley
raped
um
oh my daysss we need to end civilization
had enough, sick of it
Ah yes, I just love having curly hairs trapped in between my teeth after giving a woman oral sex
corr
going to make an obnoxious post to get 'sent flying'
i dont have the money for airplane tickets
think this can induce PTSD
:S
Peach
PAKISTAN #1
average lbc caller
I honestly probably would after a few jars
imagine getting banned over this
what are you like?
only thing you'll get sent flying for is when you get deported back to mexico
mark corrigan on a date with a nice new lass from his work but it's a japanese restaurant and they only have chopsticks and he doesn't know how to use chopsticks but is too embarrassed to say so has to pretend to know how to use them
karachi spice pizza
Work tries a lot of shit on but if they did this I reckon I'd spin kick the division manager's cranium into pink mist
Wouldn't put it past her either
gender is socially constructed
and we, as a society, have decided that you are a man
runescape
that is SO mark
Why do we fall?
So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
Batman Begin
seasideMARK been shopping done a week shopping it’s lush I mean lush. Dee lads
not fair how complex it is to get a new birth certificate, how am i supposed to know where i put it 10+ years ago on the last time i needed it? it's a racket i tells ya
giving a woman oral sex
holy gaybo batman
gave up coffee and been getting 9 hours sleep a night and I feel fucking spectacular lads
gopod post
mad how romania banned an anti-war politician to protect democracy
screaming
being completely honest, my gf probably weighs more than ssm
Managerstein just informed me that I'll basically be doing two people's work for the next couple of weeks, time to get a new job
might make sexual advances on a female coworker to creep her out so she stops asking me for favours
yeah well you're posting on here so it cant be that hard
Time to end the War in Romania
its pretty easy to get a new one, i got a new one couple years back
Just skimmed through it. He says he's trying to lose some weight then 5 minutes later scrans a massive cream cake
No caffeine after 2pm and you'll still be able to sleep well.
you'll go back to it, it's always the way. Sometimes you just want a coffee.
that said, the best of both worlds is enjoying regular coffee up until noon and then decaf after that.
Mad how I can remember back to when managers were at least vaguely competent
Just don't do it. Not your problem.
I'm on an early lunch break, already feel rekt from this morning's workload
desperately need to do this but i always end up going back to taking caffeine
well well well well it’s rick and morty tiiiiiiiiime
Hope it backfires and she gets pregnant and you have to have a really expensive wedding
tbf he's not even THAT fat
can't be more than 250 pounds
anyone watching the sycamore gap tree trial?
why on earth did they do it i wonder
new season may 25th
I still watch it, I think it's pretty good
never been above 200lbs in my life
they're based
it's a fucking tree
grow up
They had to get it on.
LOL
heaviest I've been was 82kg
season
FOY
just the once for me, when I was having intercourse with your mother
same just a bit of fun innit
youtu.be
Just needs more Sandford Lane dance sessions
starmer to rent homes for channel migrants
nothing to be proud of
Literally got all my primary identification documents in a go kit and have since my parents handed my birth certificate and passport over when I was eighteen
can I get a tim update
*surreptitiously googles the british equivalent of season*
waingro won
Keeping his eyes on Isabella so she doesn't go missing
thanks
might suck a tranny
Rasheed