/brit/

dogging tour edish

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Poo smells lmao

so do you go on drives to the national parks and go into them. its quite far

open the pubs

No I don't.

any of you old niggas remember these torrents from the mid 2000s?

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dogberg splayed out across my bed farting in her sleep

There's one on my doorstep

boomers are fucking deranged

torrents

unc

cold ahh day today

nth for the baddiedem

KFC and Burger King mog McDonald's so hard it's not even funny

fucking screaning

I was too scared to use torrents back then and when I did, it was usually some Gmod addon or Half Life 2 mod, or something with no seeders and barely downloaded.
Limewire was for me.

remember […] mid 2000s

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kfc is wank and so is borgeer king

Neo-liberal uncs came out big for globohomo

Debussy

shes actually pretty ugly, isnt she?

by what definition are you a woman

mental how we mindraped them

torrenting kinda fell off when piratebay got v& bruh

visible areola

you never see an old man 'avin a twix

will be in the trenches in greenland or canada if it comes to it. dont care. will die for the right side of history

DONT
TALK
SHIT

yea
for me, it's frostwire

built to birth my linebacker son, Cody

off the wanking
on the retention
saving it for a special lady (my hand in a couple of days)

Arabesque No 2 innit

what a disgusting looking creature

cody, dude, are you going to the skate park later

um

...yea I do akshually *coof coof* like it was just *stands up groaning slightly* yesterday haha, good times... damn it's been a while *stares in the distance* alri, going to grab the little sister *shakes empty bottle of fermented forget juice*

would till the room stank

my parents understand that there's a housing crisis but they still complain any time they see new houses being built
they also complain when they see other things being built. i ask them why, they just say they liked it the way it was even if it was previously shit

reminder that the vtuber freak has said before that he's a 30 year old virgin with severe depression

rorke going on a first date to toby carvery

niggas out here saying shit about being a chad while this dweeb is creampieing their waifu

literally have a call on sexual harassment in 5 mins
probably takes the "against" stance
any advice?

nah dude me and cregg are gonna hit up the mall and get our foreskins trimmed before the prom, you comin?

that one episode of zack and cody where they’re trying on new underwear

got a big white knob

colour me surprised

I don't think your parents understand there's a housing crisis and they sound dumb as fuck

FOLC

dangerous day to be a mong freak with a mutilated penis

any chance you could pass as gay or jewish?

wonder when she’ll get aids

rorke the typa nigga to throw chairs at the teacher in school

decided to look up what PORNOGRAPHY bing has to offer

see this

what the dickens

are we all hoping that the arse get a good bumming tonight then or what

miss the days when i was a mong kid and watched television all day
simpler times

Maybe they understand that all the new houses being built are gonna be given to imported 3rd worlders and they don't want to be strangers in their own country?

kush coma

Just wanked to his nudes.

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me looking for toby

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not my problem

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How bad is Birminghan? Would you say it's worse than London? Have any of your lived there? I'm intrigued

She cute

Nyooooooo

you cant post that

Source?

ktim but as an adult
got the medabots on currently

nah they're not though, that's why it's odd
there's a pub around where i live which has been derelict for like 10 years, finally been bought and redeveloped and they were upset because "they liked seeing the sky there"

doesnt come up for me

name?

pls stop harassing holodemposter, poor lad probably feels a bit down with Gura graduating and all other drama going on in the vt community.

mad how you can tell the nose is photoshopped

CORRRRRRRRRRR BADDIEDEM

why are you intrigued

that's a bit sad

the affluent areas are typical affluent areas you'll find anywhere but with more browns
the rest is a literal giant paki ghetto

can hear mum doing a big poo

at least london has some positive qualities like having great public transport, high-paying jobs and endless options for leisure. birmingham is a completely irredeemable shithole

Societal collapse by 2040
I'm gonna bet on it

you're posting here mate that's sadder

it will be so kino here

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she fit?

Don't know whether to wank or not

name? source?

can you smell it too?

I'm just curious. I see some talking about how it is the Detroit of the UK and I went to London years ago and it was already a huge dump, so I just wonder how worse can it get

Yes lots of people do this mate, especially to the peak and lake districts

soogs be like: wanna see some male seed squirted into my breeding hole?

don't remind me that yanks have no 4skin. it's grim to think aboot.

Has she sucked black cock before?

nah

coughing up lungfuls of slugs

rorke the type of nigga to buy hentai games on steam

dont know why people say its so bad. it has a lot of foreigners but its not more dangerous than many similar cities

yh

too hot innit

akhmed yakoob

lol

Check google maps to take a look at the streets

Drop into some random area

This is literally the first thing I see

I'm not even going to laugh, it feels me with dread

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uk niggaz spontaneously combusting when the temps hit double digits

made the mistake of replying to a yank

it's always a put-down in response to float their own ego
every single time
not a lick of camaraderie on that island

would like some skull measurements from that bulbhead niglet

... there was another one lad before you, ended up with a terrible moustache
don't let it happen to you brucie

I never said that

He made it up

3 graduations in a week, it's grim. That whole indie drama has just revealed the type of catty bitches big twitch indies are. I saw them replying under (begging
off) Gura's graduation announcement tweets. I hope when Gura reincarnates(streams under her indy Vtuber model) she's puts an arm length between herself and them

I'm annoyed the big twitch indies said nothing about Mumei graduating. They're only on Gura's fin for clout

Shame shout Matara Kan getting sacked by vshojo tho

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According to the crime statistics it literally is more dangerous thoe

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Bailey newposter

find it amusing whenever you stray into black yank social media and they’re saying shit like “aye remember when yo mama used to beat the fuck outta you within an inch of your life every night LMAOOO” like it’s no big deal. odd bunch eh

island

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lily phillips is actually pretty fit

its not just about danger its also about just being in a sea of browns babbling in their horrid languages

*looks at flags of the last 20 posts*
sorry thought i'd stepped into /brit/. i must've been mistaken

had to replace a lot of those trash releases when I finally got on PTP

french niggas see a snail in the garden and start licking their lips. odd bunch.

just tell them FOY

I never said that

yeah you did
you denying you're a 30 year old virgin with severe depression?

mams bringing a greggs pizza slice home get in

Not on camera

cant be saying shit like this with our flag on your post mate come on

Nice bit of Zogchow

Post archive proof? and yeah I'm denying it

australian mfs be like
oi moite put anutha shrimp on the barbie!!

no rorke, everyone that uses dicord isn't trans but it would be ok if they were

leftypol banging on about climate change

rorke enjoying the sunshine

I know lil one gone come with that A and that R

you admitted being a virgin freak in the literal previous thread cunt stop digging yourself even deeper

I hope that's real, deffo going

yeah what is a crime though? sending a tweet?

I akshually have summer night memories (after rain) of going looking for snails with my old man to give 'em to my nan so she'd cook 'em :/
loved those nights desu,

wish kier starmer would have already enacted his plan to block out the sun
it's way too bloody hot in my smelly bedroom

Go to a cooler room in your house

I'm not depressed tho

why are the girls who fuck dogs always kinda bad thoug

Yeah I bet that's what they do in Birmingham, send tweets

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and its the same as similar cities.

i would be if i had to live your fucking life”life”

need their heads on spears

Saw this duck today :3

we gamers have had enough of you

Magnificent

looks proud, fierce

hitting the al bundy hand pose as i type this very post

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That's a bloody impressive duck

luv brits
luv the french
luv pints
hate yanks
simple as

as soon as my knee stops having an owie, it's over for you lads.

such lush creatures

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Why are you angry

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Owen Lawrence, 38, is believed to have shot the women, aged 19 and 31, with a crossbow before turning the weapon on himself on Otley Road, a popular pub crawl route.

Counter-terrorism police were called after Facebook posts emerged that appeared to have been made by Lawrence in the lead-up to the attack, which indicated that he had hoped to carry out a “misogynistic” killing spree.

In a manifesto-like post, the attacker listed his motivations, beginning with “gender equality” and including soap operas, specifically Hollyoaks, “feminists of all four waves”, “feminoids” and the reality talent show Pop Idol, which ran from 2001 to 2003.

Vanity of vanities x

I can cope with muh "volcel" and cooming

sloppy job keir

there’s a difference between irrational anger and simple frustration at having my eyes be raped by your dogshit posts every few minutes

may his bradders folder be forever filled in sovengarde

ChatGPT why do phones always rotate photos 90°?
Does my bleedin' nut in!

Good lad

im celibate by choice

yeh, hers

you ever notice it when a bus drives by on a hot day with its windows open, the smell from the seats? That dusty bus smell?

I notice it.

would reccomend moving to Anon Babblebrit/ to avoid the anime nonce but i'm enjoying seeing bruce throw this wobbly

obliterated that freakazoid

why do people think 'cuck' is an offensive term? everyone has fetishes, mine just happens to involve other blokes having a go on my bird

yeah they do. our goverment arrests for posts

a hot day

I bet it would only be considered a normal day here because our climates a different AYO

fuckin screaming

post-coffee farts be hittin

my dihh her gyatt

no I meant like 1,000°C

just phoned up the pub to book a table in the beer garden but they're full

too many fucking busses on the road these days wouldn't need them if it wasn't for ethnics and old cunt zombies who shouldve been dead and buried years ago

dogberg licking my feet again

New

oh no no no

all of these should be word filtered
sick of it

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dih to yo crack

unc hella mad tho

dtfic poses as the janny of the general then do shit like this, complete schizophrenic freak

skinbidi seethe yaaaah yeet

quite mental how you haven't filtered yanks or that vpn brazilian.

yeah can I book a table in the bear garden? no sorry we're full. ok no worries (Actially really worried).

All those posts are 190

Got that post toil pint in lads, it lush!

The fuck's a bear garden?

damn og simmer down a lil

where do you work

bear gardens just a big dog garden really int they

spelling mistake patter is it aye

great stuff

um yeah can I book a table in the twink garden?

looking through the ancient Anon Babble folder

you didn't spell anything wrong

15xxx filename

ancient

Nigga…

How many pints do you lads have when it's a beer garden day?

yeah can I book a table in the queer garden?

i have some 14s tooo

On the railway brother

Unc finna crash out

still barely a decade ago, newcunt

teeth hurt from vaping so much

oldheads itt not hip into zoomer culture seething at our slangs lol

No you're mistaken, bear is a mispelling of bare. The letters are jumbled, thus making it a spelling error as the word BARE has been misspelled as BEAR, rather than a grammatical error.

Your concession is accepted.

It's impossible for anything to be hotter than 100C or it boils

3 - 4 then back home for some cans

dnt cr

people talking shite saying there's no jobs
plenty of jobs about

christ I've just realised it wasn't a typical bear/bare error but actually bear/beer

fuck me, I'm gonna leave my smug post up anyway

tossing a snus high up in the air and catching it in me gob

looks like a skyrim elf

never been in a beer garden because i haven't had a single friend since reception
sometimes i sit in my back yard and its just however many cans it takes until i pass out

FAXXX

I don't get it

only just learned that the jacobins and jacobites are two entirely different things

angelic cacophony of trumpetous farts echoing off the toilet bowl

Australian education system on full display here

nordic spirit is the most disgusting thing i've ever experienced
everything about it absolutely vile

you're thinking of calvin

chatgpt is glazing hard on god fr

you're not thinking at all

god shut the FUCK UP
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SHUT THE FUCK UP

walloped that trollop

probably the most retarded thing in my life was I applied to probably 50 jobs over year and got 0 back
then I was re-reading my resume again and I'd done a typo in my phone number, and when I fixed that I got the 2nd job I applied for

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why this nigga in crashout mode

my names not atall it's lachlan

AND DON'T COME BACK AND DON'T COME BACK AND DON'T COME BACK AND DON'T COME BACK AND DON'T COME BACK AND DON'T COME BACK AND DON'T COME BACK AND DON'T COME BACK AND DON'T COME BACK AND DON'T COME BACK AND DON'T COME BACK AND DON'T COME BACK AND DON'T COME BACK AND DON'T COME BACK AND DON'T COME BACK AND DON'T COME BACK AND DON'T COME BACK AND DON'T COME BACK AND DON'T COME BACK AND DON'T COME BACK AND DON'T COME BACK AND DON'T COME BACK AND DON'T COME BACK AND DON'T COME BACK AND DON'T COME BACK AND DON'T COME BACK AND DON'T COME BACK AND DON'T COME BACK AND DON'T COME BACK AND DON'T COME BACK AND DON'T COME BACK AND DON'T COME BACK

autistic british pedophile pretending to be a nigger on a brazilian vpn for some reason

Log off bro

unc going brazy

i don't need you to log off i just want you to STOP POSTING so i don't have to read your utter SHITE

schizo ahhhh nigga

In June 2020, Come Fly with Me, alongside Little Britain, was removed from Netflix for its use of blackface, brownface and yellowface; six months prior it had also been removed from BritBox. It had not been available on iPlayer.[35][36] A spokesperson for the BBC said: "There’s a lot of historical programming available on BBC iPlayer, which we regularly review". On its decision to remove the shows, BritBox added: "Times have changed since Little Britain first aired, so it is not currently available on BritBox. Come Fly With Me has not been available on the service for six months".[37] Since then, an edited version of Little Britain has been restored on BBC iPlayer

where is woes now?

unc finna explode

it is one in the morning in australia
GO TO BED

I hope you're a brother saying that word
for your sake I hope you aren't saying that and claiming to be an ally

can't wait until she gets stabbed to death in an orgy by a brown
they're so disgusting they literally line up around the block for sloppy 200ths, lol

cradling a poo in my arms

cowards

im just going to say what we're all thinking here lads. yank posters > Australian posters

woke bastard im coming after you

she already got stabbed many times just not the way you want

New!

never mind just saw Sorry for that Australian posters

asian gf is a total anal slut lol
feels good being a french diplomat

it is one in the morning in australia

uhhhh, not in western australia

factually untrue and you know it
you’d never post something like this when one of the schizo yanks starts babbling to themselves for seven straight hours

better drink some water before smoking this one cuz this pack finna hit senpai

There's like 4-5 Aussie posters in here yet such a tiny minority manages to mindrape him.

Just saw something funny in real life and grinned at it

There's only one Aussie poster dont believe him

now you've had just a small taste of the power of the singular canadian
how does it feel?

Cor

trying to think of some western australian stereotype to take the piss out of you with but all i can think of is mining
minecraft ass nigga

Anon Babble should be region locked so only places where it is currently daytime are allowed to post

UK hit by unusual power activity hours before Spain blackout

that was kier plugging in the weather machine to try and make it rain
blew a fuse didn't he the stupid wanker

Your ma plugged in her vibrator

1 more hour until the weed shop opens

scraing

where's mihai?

...he didn't make it

Everyone's just fucked off, have they?

still cant get over how you lads can buy weed at 7/11 and shit (and have been able to for years) while here, the UK, NZ, etc etc still haven’t. wonder if it’s for the best tbqh, there absolutely have to be way more people turning retarded and schizophrenic because of its widespread use

sorry was doing a think
what shall we talk about xx

I'm still here la

actually these are .webms that make me want my cock sucked instead

N E W

we're all in the beer gardens

fuck off or i'll filter canada you stupid mong

the queer gardens

they deliver it to my door within 2 hours
which is a problem since i wfh and it's so esy to just start smoking

I like Canada for québec
for maple syrup
for trailor park boys
everything else can die

NEW

still too early

FUCKED IT