/brit/

Home of the greatest rap group ever, the Insane Clown Posse

just knicked some cunts package that was supposed to be delivered today

Looking at the brit/out/ thread

we used to rule the world

royal fail?

gyaldempedo getting heemed in the last thread

love to see it

and it's in Greece at the minute lmao

Blood Gulch…. Home…..

Back to the future 1 and 2 were alright but the 3rd was wank

dark fruits weather this

sick of listening to music

UPS

Nth for the holodem

Vgh... take me back

Only time I have music on is when I'm driving

my name peter poonjab

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me being told off for being late for morning register at school

Just back to the futured myself from spain to 2001 so i can play halo blood gulch on the Xbox live

a very farty morning

No point listening to music unless the speakers are good

i always forget that thread exists
might go and take photos of dog violets i saw in forest earlier for the Anon Babble lads

a poo is currently being ejected from my arse

I'd rather listen to my car. It's an M BMW.

Water off a duck's back, DTFIC

and this is not payback but the continuation of it, the same that got rich then are getting rich now

what's this from
god I love women

your family would probably be relieved if you died

cool it the antisemitism

Red Sparrow

you have to check the news

how long was your longest romantic relationship

you're rattled coming up with bizarre acronyms nobody has ever heard of before lol go take a walk freakshow

I always put New York drill music on loud when driving. It does something to me

need an instrument to play. Banjo would be cool

nta but dtfic is a pretty common initialism here (it's not an acronym)

im going to be a astronaut when i grow up

girls needing and wanting shagged
could you be the man to perform said shagging?
hop to it

how do you build up to going on hikes alone iin natureal areas

doing a read

lads the pope just died

Men accused of chopping down Sycamore Gap tree kept wedge as a trophy, court hears

Remember when rorke said this was pakis?

I wake up put a bottle of water and a sarnie in my bag then go

start by opening the door of your smelly childhood bedroom and going out

get Anon Babble
get shagging

Weight of said girls?

reckon this is utter bollocks

we’re going to make the first gay porn filmed in space

Sir Keir Starmer

Why did they do it?

Childhood trauma victim ahh post

5 months, and yours?

Meltie inbound?

healthy oils (like canola oil)

limit butter

they are spiritual pakis
should be killed desu

alri internet explorerlad

chunky, enough to hold on to

charles dance and kryton from red dwarf

you're lying but I just learned something new even though I'm efl

been seeing a load of marathon videos and now i got the urge to start running. Bet i could do next year's marathon easily

Anyone remember the drinks spiking psyop

holy shit no way
aren't those black people literally migrants from the 20th century?

two and a bit years
why did yours leave so soon?

the injection psyop was bizarre

search it in the archive if you don't believe me you silly little man

marathons are such a boring waste of time. cunts only do them to tell you they did one

yeah i’ll have the mcpoo cheers

yes i think you do have childhood trauma. would explain why you're like this

yeah
was at uni at the time and the foids were going mental
then forgot about it 3 days later
all the spikers went away nationwide even though no one was arrested for it

no thanks not interested in your schizo namefaggotry

This is a trap, don't fall for it
It will probably cause you to be alive longer in this hellscape world, beware

Hmm do i trust an incel freak on Anon Babble or the worlds leading nutritionists at the worlds leading universities

thats an underclass face on the right alright

any enid blyton man in?

luv faraway tree me

me and my kamioshi's 6th month anniversary soon

It's ongoing x

just say the jews lad

just not going to eat literal oil mate

marathons are such a boring waste of time. cunts only do them to tell you they did one

ahh

Did you just fart in the middle of a fucking sentence?

not helpful :(

bet you trusted "experts" during coofid as well

oh ok

getting ready for the 3PM walkabout de lads :)

so many uncs here

great hairline!

le safe and effective

the worlds leading nutritionists at the worlds leading universities

Just got out in the sun with a mate
You’ve all done the same today, right?

it's just walking lad what tips do you want? try walking around the park to starting you're anxious

Those same experts say it's a mystery how Dutch people are so tall and healthy because their diets are "bad" according to their understanding

It's zoomer ebonic, ass = ahh

"Goofy ahh nigga"

fucks sake should’ve known you were lying to begin with
no man who acts like this would ever attract a woman

lol the incels got riled up something fierce

no got no mates and haven't left my flat since last wednesday when I went to the shop

should be obvious from all his posts that he will be an incel his entire life

Retirement home ahh niggas

Why have Stella rebranded to look like knock off lidl/Aldo versions of Stella?

Nobody wanted to admit it was mainly a problem in gay clubs with blokes spiking other blokes

oh yes

haha similar story here
it's cruel that so many can be so lonely together online

Who cares? It's shite made in a factory in the midlands by a yank corporation.

did you have gaysex with him while you were at it?

no sign of the postie

sometimes I walk behind them and fantasise about their arses

love when they hitch their little skirts up and you can see a cheeky bit of bum :)

almost

erm

nonceposting in full swing

cutting my nipples with nail clippers

LMFAO wtf are these posts

of all the nice beers in France, you choose to drink that swill. Shame on you

mental how you live in a country that makes great wine, beer, spirits, the lot, but you choose to drink desperados

yeah about to go in the garden

Attracting a woman isn't particularly hard, seeing how mongs like you can hook one

At least we can feel a little less lonely together

you get what you fucking deserve

Absolute STATE of them

boss has latino music on, it's the closest to match the mood

what's wrong foid you don't like dark academia?

autism boots with sperg jeans

it is literally one yank on a british vpn
he didn't used to always be this bad

that's carling
stella's from belgium

Got a migraine but shopping needs to be done

got my window open
might even crack the blinds a little bit
really making the most of this weather i am

do you smoke?

If I ever see either of u two there’s gonna be a problem big problem

Even worse than that
They use it to avoid TikTok/Instagram algorithm shadow banning for bad words

pewdiepie and putin?

lad dont you realise it’d be better off if you just owned being a virgin rather than coming up with these lies
better to just be a loser than a loser who’s a liar

just made a wagecage fitted with feeding-hatch

stella's from belgium

It's brewed in the UK, but thanks for proving that the average British beer drinker is a gullible tastless pleb

of course not, vile habit *sips beer*

brits really consider going outside in the sun to be an activity in itself
strange people

When I was in Belgium every Belgian I had beers with asked me if we also grand Stella in Canada
They all laughed when I said yes because it is the worst swill imaginable and it is only sold to gullible mongs with no taste

stella artois is yet another example of british excellence

it's rare for the sun to make an appearance there so i kinda understand

Edgar alan poo

If they branded it as a British product Deano wouldn't drink it, he'd rather have the illusion of enjoying an imported product even though it's a lie.

the lion rapes itself when there is nothing else left unraped

there's more to this

that's deano's problem

It's brewed in the UK

not in the midlands though
i don't drink beer

I was baiting and you fell for it, zaaako

he gooned vigorously

hinge girl:
I go crazy for: Red flags

what does it mean

dunno what you're on about

puts on my superdry jacket

gyaldemCHAD has you lot on the ropes

Do you have other "foreign" beers brewed there?
We have Sapporo but it's brewed in Guelph, ON

don't get it
he should've been knee deep in clunge

I’m not saying it was aliens, but…

so you admit you’ve never felt a woman’s touch and you’re going to die alone lol
great bait lad you sure showed me

FAXXX

its absolute bollocks thats what

AND there's nothing wrong with a nice pair of caterpillar boots and Wyoming jeans
my bum looks nice in those particular ones, i'm not changing
makes the lads go crazy, not gay but I like the attention :3

remember poster IDs and built in filtering?

why are you incels acting like he turned into a chad, nigga has normal looks

shut the fuck up mongoloid cunt

room smells like armpits and cock pong

sir sleepyhead snoozenheimer

Fosters, Carling, Carlsberg, Becks, Grolsch, Stella, Kronenberg, Morreti, Cobra, Madri, Cruzcampo, Corona, Tyskie, Staropramen, Budweiser, Coors, Heineken

All brewed in the UK but marketed as if they're foreign imports, should be illegal to lie to consumers like that but the British public tolerates it even celebrates it,

prawn cock
tail grisps

i bet russians put an emp in the water

it's called a joke mate try and keep up x

look the facts of the matter are: they looked in the tubes and there was no electricity there

I really don't know what else you want them to say.

people like him are never serious. everything is a joke or sarcasm. its to disguise their insecurities. if they're never serious about anything, they can't be vulnerable.
spaki is the same. another deeply dishonest and insecure person

buying a bagpipe

Many such cases!

It's joever, I'd rather spaff to hentai than pull 3/10s

Incredible
I typically only drink local craft beers but I think even we import most of those brands
I'll check if some of those other European brands here are actually brewed in the UK, I wouldn't be surprised

sam hyde is like this

this could have got more I thought

don't you want to have a meaningful connection with another person and start a family then grow old and have children who continue your lineage?
does your life entirely revolve around the sex you aren't having?

anon learns what irony poisoning is

absolute state of literally everything about your entire life

Asahi is brewed by Peroni at their brewery in Italy.

he's a comedian althougheverbeit

corr

hingetoil is NOT going so swimmingly de lad

hrmm. yes. sex

ummm

PLEASE tell me most fannies dont look these flaps of ham

ok

Bit gay

The bottled Asahi we get here is from Thailand and the cans are from Japan

Looks lovely mate. Reckon you might be a bender.

anyone here done kratom

mental how there's lads in their 30s who never been inside one of these

still true
don’t reckon how he is irl is much different to his comedy persona

Any /expose your gentials on the internet/ lass in?

thats the best type of fanny

i dont mess with cringe opioid yank stuff

never had a meaningful connection with another person my entire life, parents and immediate family included

can understand why people who grew up in functional families, had parents who cared, had mates, had good experiences growing up, fell into having gfs normally etc end up wanting to start a family. But if you never experienced that warmth then it's no surprise you end up a weird schizoid shell person

most norms can't understand it because they take all the above for granted

at this point I don't think there is any separation between his "real life" and his lolcow persona but my point was his reason for being a gay retard is better than some boring insufferable avatarfag here

right well that's a fanny isn't it

is she on the spectrum? i dont mean to be rude, but she looks retarded

*has meaningful connection with another person in the expensive divorce lawyer's office while my assets are harvested*

soogs gaining a big weight huh, good for her

It's not that deep, I'm funposting. Thank God for no IDs. I can fun post and make serious posts without have to change my IP

Prefer not to say

CORRRRRRRRRRR BADDIEDEM

mental how ugly she is lol

Can’t have shit over there

i think he’s a comedian because of that not like that because he’s a comedian

Ex's fanny was so neat there was nothing to it, just a hole

hollow loathsome men of inaction like you make me sad

thinking like a brilliant

Mental how you can feel fuck all with a condom on

simps will defend it

fair enough and now I agree with you too
millennials are often poisoned by irony and unseriousness
I find myself struggling to enjoy things sincerely lately but oblivion remastered has changed all that

it's a well kept secret that many women have their labia removed surgically, it's actually one of the more common cosmetic procedures in the UK

i only ever go raw

what's your damage lad?

Imagine having a beefy arsehole with flaps sticking out

'

Guy Ritchie 'Mobland' (London underworld series)

'appetizers'

'hail mary'

'rain check'

'appetizers'

drinking a glass of milk with a sandwich

this type of insidious yankification to help international viewership makes my stomach turn

one of those nu fannies was it

I've never had sex or touched a boob or messaged a girl or been on a date but I'm only 31 so there's still plenty of time for me haha plenty of time

pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10680576/

SPOT REDUCTION IS REAL

not wonked for a week

being sincere when i say this isnt a sustainable mentality at all, you’re growing to outgrow this childish mindset someday and end up wanting to kill yourself because you’re 45 with the mind of a 17 year old

I had loving parents when I was young but I'm still a weird schizoid shell person who doesn't want kids.

what's your favourite black mirror episode?

31 years young 31 is still young

Never seen a speccy cunt I didn't think was ugly

Phwoar imagine the sounds while farting

getting divorce raped is an "action"

Not much going on in Canada eh?

I've noticed it a lot with British youtubers, they'll try and appeal to yank audiences by using yank phrases and video titles.

lmfaoooooo

Is it ethical to pull drunk birds that come onto you??

nosedive or the Christmas one with John Hamm

steve carell was 40 for instance
don't worry about it haha

exberg gave me a yeast infection then I found out she got it from shagging other blokes

not long now

sex before marriage is unethical so, no

you're not going to get divorced because you're too afraid to get into a meaningful relationship due to your irrational fears surrounding divorce

my glasses make me look intelligent and sexy achtually

many such cases

youtube.com/watch?v=Pd12U9X46BY

Why would I be on the ropes ? Detroit has been a majority black city since before m

It's fucking /brit/ a general of gimmicks and poo posts

it only takes one. bad. day.

grow up

Speecy is a software that allows you to view the hardware information your PC

and that's why it is terrible now
take a moment to reflect on this

his hair is absolutely peak tbf

italian as a separate category to white
they called white “northern european” but that’s just wokery

emphasis on the make you look part haha

i agree i have the same type of hair

Why is 16 the age of consent

it only takes one. more. cuppa.

i know hiding behind insincere ironic detachment like this makes it easier in the short term but you’re only shoving your head in the sand
have some self respect and actually try to be a functional adult human before it’s too late

Used that cope before, it's a good/righteous cope. So I'm all for it

He just needed a decent haircut and better glasses

ahh yes the madelfrog set

actually mental how my breasts are STILL growing

chinooks are such kino
best choppers by far

you now remember that girl that you fumbled

show em lad

Ive never claimed to be a northern European

stop it

something to do with 16 year olds with 18 year old partners.

they fumbled me

a decent haircut and better glasses

just like in my romcoms :o

subtract 4

that’s not the point

Make good on-topic posts?

No, I will spam anime pictures and talk about poo.

lol imagine thinking this in 2025 no one gives a fuck

Sounds like I win then

irrational

lmao ok

Curb your neurotism

cheeky bugger

find it bizarre how dtfic is basically the janny of /brit/

win what?

45 with the mind of a 17 year old

what is wrong with this?

fuck it, im moving to australia

aha yes lad keep posting annoying retarded anime nonce shit your life’ll surely just sort itself out on its own

i dont really like him mostly because his claims about his life are so obviously false
but he is better than you adam

um

/brit/ janny is less mongy than DTFIC

globohomo won in Canada

functional adult human

what does this entail and why is it "good"?

YURP

It won 80 years ago actually

fucking SCREAMING, trump is actually such a retard

Bruce has the useless unloveable lonely incel NEET freaks on the ropes

The relationship game

Keeping sperging out at gimmicks goof x

you think you won by not playing? alright well I guess congrats I hope you're doing lots of shagging and living life to the fullest and not just rotting away in your room

skipiti rizz

where's the new

only my normie extrovertcuck mentality counts as "living life"

grow up

seems that I've struck a nerve

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