Three Stooges Edition
/cum/- Canada USA Mexico
It's the same thing your whole life: "Clean up your room. Stand up straight. Pick up your feet. Take it like a man. Be nice to your sister. Don't drive on the railroad track
Chocolate women are my weakness
for me its latinas with big tits and dark areolas
thin legs look great
thin arms look great
torso hogs all the fat and looks far fatter than my limbs and i don't know how to fix this
Gave the "slavery makes more economic sense than killing them" speech to another girl on hinge wanting to know "your most controversial opinion you should never ever tell people on your first encounter"
Taking bets on if i grt messaged back
Well how has sitting in your all day as a NEET served you?
cunt is rude to her coworker
he gets blamed for missing money and finds out she's stealing
end of chapter 1
Okay, I support blackmail rape now. NTR? I don't care, her boyfriend isn't that into her anyway, he's doing him a favor.
Stupid whore I can't wait to see her get destroyed.
Didn't go to the gym again award
Why are you mean to your sister
If she loves blacks she's trash anyway. There are plenty of women who hate em and say N word as casually as any chud.
Is there a situation where you are given the choice to enslave people or kill them that i'm not thinking about?
zoommettes might fw this lowkey fr
had sex award
Conquering neighbor tribe 8000 years ago
You kill them all or breed thr women and sell the men far bc away?
Unironically speaking, is America's dominant posture really waning? How am I gonna cope in a world where the USA is in the backseat? It's been in the lead my entire life, even before I was born (prob goes for all of us really), and now it's on the way out? Barely 30+ years after the collapse of the USSR? Are you fucking kidding me rn?
Have not had this award in a year and a half
Zamn fr?
the US will not lose it's dominant position for several decades at the absolute earliest. do you really care about the geopolitics of the world when you're already 80?
yes canada will replace us
I mean, Trumps certainly trying to speed run it
Tittays
maybe for the voted for it again award
even after alienating everyone, he just laid bare the stark reality of how dependent everyone is on America, friend & foe alike. The US economy brutally mogs everyone else to the point they go into denial about it
even if the US poofed into a third world hellhole this very year (see ) 249 years of being a stable country (minus a civil war) is very impressive, pretty much on the same level as the romans
and to some degree i believe the geography of the americas prevents it from turning into a hellhole or being lost to conquest. unless south america forms a US-level country in the future, which i really do not see happening in my lifetime considering cultural differences, historical differences, etc etc
I deserve a rich white wife
Is capitalism or communism jewish? Or maybe fascism is jewish? Hitler was part jew. Mussolini thought jews were a noble race.
Happy election day
Happiness
Happenis
Lol
Reading through Destiny's court files Destiny's lawyer Andrew Brettler (former lawyer for Prince Andrew) says the case needs to be dismissed on the basis that Pxie gave more publicity to the leaks by announcing a lawsuit against Destiny, and that she was not identifiable in the video.
But if you check the KF thread and go back to when Destiny's sex tapes were first leaked you find that it took one user less than an hour to identify it was Pxie. Police are still investigating him over secretly recording sex acts.
dam nigga
I seen an american flag on this site use wanker as an insult
wanker
True, the US the special combination of being to big to fail plus the fuck yeah America sentiment that makes them great. We are too fucking Reddit to do anything, Mexico has cartels, and South America is a deadly combo of cartels, socialism, brain drain, and redditism.
I Can't stand it anymore, everything is ugly
>Go outside
>No sun (havent seen in months)
>Shitty ugly commie blocks
>Shitty economy average wage is 200$ while having EU tier prices
>No car, no house probably will never afford it anyways
>Never had gf or any kind of love in my life
How am i supposed to be happy in this shit life? what am i supposed to do? I could have been born in beautiful western european country with nice weather and beaches but no it had to be this shithole
My brother has this on his bed with the door open and it's facing directly straight so everyone who walks down the hall can see it
its a power move your brother is based
evens i eat more popcorn
odds i suffer
Have you ever seen him use it? How big is his cock? Have you ever experimented? Thought about tasting it?
You fags are degenerate and I can't wait for the silent majority to finally turn on you
we are never going back in the closet cry about it chud
Grow up.
Trump won the popular vote, browns and black never accepted fag shit and are turning right wing. The culture is shifting. For the vast majority of history faggotry has been viewed with disdain and people will reference behavior like yours when they start pushing back against it again
Not him but
Neck yourselves
tell him to have some decorum
why is it so bad for me to want a bf to cuddle with :(
Trump won the popular vote
by pretty small margins
It isn't, but lack of accountability in the LGBT cult will be self destructive. It's why they just perpetually add more letters and none of them ever stand up and say it's enough
Grow up.
It's only bad if you're a faggot like b***n. If you like cute boys like Stark it's fine.
based
She's been sex trafficked through hell
These guys are a riot
Well traffic her my way lol
Y-you only just barely won
This is loser talk
Everybody in Hollywood has
We'll keep you in mind for her next humiliation ritual
That's a true fact through it's the smallest margin since Nixon
No it's not
ew a brown just (You)d me
Democrats are universally against voter fraud measures because they cheat
back from costco
Did you have fun
Made one.
Yesh lee khatool
So fucking mad rn. My manager got back from vacation gave us an entire hour off taking phone calls. But right as I realized I got a call from some slow as fuck redneck. He literally wasted like 40 minutes just being slow as hell. By the time I finally got him off the phone there's only like 15 minutes left. Also it actually fucks up my stats because I was answering calls when I was scheduled to be doing nothing.
Fucking redneck piece of shit. I should've just unplug my router and said the call dropped.
Wtf
not really.
Nah, they just think they're too stupid to get an id.
Thats lip service
The quotations are supposed to be around "need" not "more"
as a foreigner I enjoy telling Americans that we have voter ID laws in Canada, short circuits their programming
Why?
At least we have AKs and lolis.
My transmission fluid smells like roasted meat
Lolis are for hugs and headpats right Jason?....
Maybe the top dogs in the party are sneaky like that but retards like AOC definitely believe that.
Unless you live in Texas.
AOC knows she spouts bullshit, it's why she will never debate anyone
Watched The Elephant Man yesterday. 2nd favorite lynch movie after blue velvet
Yeah you sound pretty boring
remember when Jason's homosexuality was plausibly deniable
I like older women. I want a mommy gf. But we have the RIGHT to lolicon as a free liberal society, and that's something I value.
I don't like this shit post, Jason
Someone is going to call you a pedo and hurt your feelings again
I want a mommy gf
fuck off you can't share my fetish
/cum/ feels different ever since Anon Babble got taken down
why do you think no one likes me?
Favorite cooking oil? For me it's tallow
Does it count as wanting a mommy gf if I want a gf who calls me a good boy
I have an answer for that but if I post the image I'd probably get a 30 day lol
LOL aw *hugs*
avocado
White woman core
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
Hello my wonderful friends! How are you today?
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
what was the right answer?
hello
Can we have sex?
I'm good. Just ate a bowl of pizza rolls.
Hi.
No. I am a volcel.
Tonight for supper I shall eat sushi.
are you creating more music?
I'm just joking, avocado oil it good, especially for cooking with a wok
Yes indeed!
i think a bunch of people just took the chance to leave
post music
Shit water again award
tbqhwy a lot of people haven't realized the site is back, I didn't notice until late yesterday
managed to wake up one hour earlier than yesterday
this is progress
My favorite episode is when they are plumbers and fuck up so bad that water starts spraying out of lights and electrical sockets
Spinster sitting on my face while she browses the chan
Woah there, this post is a bit too based
4:30 and my package still isnt here
Why isnt there a Minecraft mod to turn gravel into flint at a crafting table
nobody wants to see your dragon dildo
she didn't seem like the type to be into that, more like a light bdsm type
Na, she is into it
Trust me on this. I know for a fact. If you know what I'm saying lol
Today I mowed the weeds in the back yard for my dad with the weed trimmer.
we could have been born as cavemen and we would have been so much happier
i need a naive airheaded rosy cheeked plump woman that likes to make cookies and pies and can’t fathom of any worse problem in life than a gouge in the coffee table this is what i need brother
Every bitch likes getting their stinkykitty eaten
She likes getting spanked, she's actually admitted it, and the immediately regretted sharing the info
Some girls actually don't like getting eaten out
Only if they're insecure about their pussy
Good son
The stinkkitty is the female bussy, not the vagina and they all love it
It's just an unpleasant feeling for some of them.
I'm odd in that I don't like receiving blowjobs, because the sensations are so powerful that it's just uncomfortable and over-stimulating
will you be able to satisfy her demands of a new kitchen every few years
Is it too hard for you to mine gravel blocks over and over until they drop flint?
White boy be like this blowjob is too spicy
you posted this before.
born as a caveman
life is good.jpg
huh, Unga just said he saw some weird tribe riding deers or something...
*ends your tribes entire male lineage*
crazy how those steppe niggas affected Eurasia
Prehistoric humans had lives filled with trauma and struggle, much more so than even the poorest among us today
yeah i’ll put the backsplash in myself i’ll be her hero
Thats funny
My dick was mutilated as an infant so blowjobs are barely even pleasant
I was actually right
foids really cannot help oversharing
I'm circumcised and I love bjs
I only came from one even though I've tried before. It felt like it took forever and didnt really feel good
It's difficult finding women who are good at them
I'm cut so idk
Need ideas for sexy AI goonart
latina in bikini
latina in jeans
Adults in hollywood are not sex trafficked or exploited they willingly choose to fuck producers and other powerful people in exchange for millions of dollars and five minutes of half assed work, they are trading sex for a standard of living that your average american can only dream of, children are a different story in which case it's their parents trading their children for money, but no one is ignorant of what's going on
Ai art of you fucking off
latina in jeankini
Yes.
My friend is finally getting married to his baby mama
those areolas are small
loves troons
is playing new vegas
bros....
I'm a TEHG
TEHG
Speak english
i am a real cumerican
amazing how troons and niggers ruin every fanbase by self-inserting and otherwise making it all about them for some reason
Trans Exclusionary Half Gay
N
I wish I was gay, being a non-chad hetero male is a grim human experience
For me it's skyrim with as many vampire mods as I can find
Really love vampires, I think I would do good living in Paris speaking with a funny accent sucking men dry nightly
don't tell those smelly albanians but I like their flag design
If you were gay, you'd have a bunch of disgusting aids ridden faggots on your dick
At least as a straight guy, all you need is one girl to love you
Just saw a young man wearing a fedora and trench coat
women don't love men
"bath", "bahth", "bath", you gotta get outta here!
the red is too dark. the eagle doesn’t contrast enough
They love cock
Women and men have been partners for all of human history, can't say the same about faggots
MAKE HIS POCKETS HURT
Cool it with the antisemitic threats
would you rather be able to live without shitting or live without sleep?
Drugs and alcohol are bad
still can't stop but admitting it is a step or something gay like that
Without sleep for sure
Staying up all night would be therapeutic for me
Reminder to all my fellow leafs to go out and cast your [redacted] in the Canadian federal [redacted], today is the last day!
*some parts of this post have been redacted in compliance with Anon Babble policies pertaining to board parameters and to ensure our janjan doesn't get upset
they hired a new timjeet at tim hortons and his name tag said jagmeet i said "hey i think i recognize you whats your last name" and he said "singh". they hired a jagmeet singh at tim hortons.
i voted on april 20 for mark carney.
I need to find a cute indian woman to make sperm inside
Ok based
Ok cringe
There are so many people surnamed Singh in Canada it causes problems with name databases. Grim country.
nothing gay about it figuring things out. you're in a slow footrace with whatever addictions you have.
My package is here buddy boyos
got a 15mg nic pouch in.
it's a box
going by the box size and the silly keyboard, a toy? like some kind of action figure?
Jeankini
It is a Michotoro pantsu figurine
WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX????????
Will someone come over and push my car off the jackstands and onto my head?
A tenga
penus
it must feel good to fall of the wagon in the moment
i looked up "michotoro" and one of the results was motaro from mortal kombat haha. well if you got a motaro toy, that's pretty cool.
Chinkoid calls me for the fourth time today to ask the same question
You haven't suffered unless you've been 5'10 in a nordic country
good thing im 5'11
i want to know if your girlfriend is alright with you having figurines of hentai girls in your room?
I'm 5'11'' and I will never travel to Europe for this very reason
I had a friend who was a light brown-haired norwegian he told me all the blondies wanted to fuck him because brown hair on a white norwegian guy was kind of exotic in norgay
sometimes. i had a great new years eve once where i let a lady convince me to loosen up some and have a drink. i also broke sobriety once when i was grieving though, and that was rough. i let everything fall apart.
forgot the file sorri
my package is missing items i just got ripped off never trust vinceron on amazon!!!!!!!!!
the CIA need to run a massive propaganda campaign and convince pakis/indians to enlist and fight for their nations and once all the men have been deported immediately keep them out forever.
what, what happened? what did you get, and what's missing?
pretty wild that she will probably procreate with a nigger and all those tall whites will be gone within the next 100 years. kinda hot when you think about it *whips out dick and opens a dozen tabs for bnwo subs on reddit*
its missing the cards and the pin plus the box is all fucked up fuck this scamming faggot!!!!!!!!
I don't know why, but I'll tell you this.
This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.
People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each over. Nobody is instersted in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.
This place is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not gathering stories to tell, learing, or growing as a person. Insted you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure free social interacton. This place is slowly poisoning you with narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normalfags, and insecurity.
I'm not telling you to b urself. I'm not telling to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make new friends. Just leave Anon Babble. Do anything else.
Are the card and board games still made with art for adult nerds and not low effort shit for kids?
its not a board game
Woah there big fella, no politics outside of Anon Babble please and thank you.
I've been winning this award every day since December
we know
Just got back from voting.
I don't do that tho
I early voted (threw my vote away again voting PPC).
How grim was your polling station? Mine was beyond soul crushingly grim.
What are things you would like your federal government to do?
There were no PPC candidates in my riding :)
Made one
Holy shit the wall is real. I honestly thought it was kind of a meme but God damn the wall is real and it hits so hard when you turn 30
why is outer Anon Babble so fucking bad
that'll work
There was hardly anyone there.
1. Stop immigration
2. Deport all non citizen jeets
3. Fuck off
Disgusting. Just vape like a normal person.
I'm sorry butty but that's the price of living in fascist America.
I'm so hungry I could eat a Northern pintail
I went to one of the advance locations last week. Somewhat busy for an advance poll. About the same as previous national elections. I never go on actual election day so I can't give a comparison for that. The most busy elections are the mayor ones for the city.
I hate women. That's why I'm gay
advanced voting is a way for them to snoop votes and destroy ballots they don't like, you wasted your vote honestly.
Thats gay
being gay is for queers and homosexuals
because i hate women that is why i am going to put my benis inside a hole where poo comes from
what makes you more confident in day of election polls for that kind of jewry?
Mine was surreal, mostly old white people with a few old asians. Like old Canada from when I was a kid. Then the guy who gave me my slip was like a fat guy who had a voice like Milton and maybe had some kind of disability but he also teased me as I approached him playfully (oh sorry I am closed...haha just kidding let me help you there buddy). I am not a woman so he wasn't flirting just overall a very surreal experience.
I got a Karen who didn't want me to approach her table until the guy voting behind her was finished.
because they don't have time, it's a matter of sheer expediency. advance voting means your ballot sits in a box for a week and anyone can fuck with it during that time, but on actual election night there's no time and too many prying eyes.
if you live in an area that is typically Liberal voting there's a 100% chance some fag has already snooped your vote to make sure it's red. if it's not, it's in the trash.
Should have told her you're voting PPC (regardless of who you were actually voting for)
i told the GILF at my booth I'm voting BWC and she bit her lip and gave me her phone number and we're going to fuck now
Will the winner of the Canadian election be known today
It'll be me, I'll win the Canadian election (I'm a one-man political party)
China is going to win
That's not what I asked
Canada will become the Jianada Autonomous Region to avoid become the State of Canada
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for some reason, i just naturally assume all male-male pairs on supermarket sweep are gay unless otherwise specified. "my roommate", "i work at a health club" uh huh.
No fight between india and pakistan yet either :/
be mutt of the highest order
love boobs more than butts
i wonder why
My ancestry is 98% northern european/german and I prefer butts over boobs
Low testosterone can impact social behavior and anxiety. Studies suggest that lower testosterone levels may be associated with increased social withdrawal, anxiety, and difficulty in social interactions.
Jason is low T
Do white mean seethe when they see a Latino BVLL with a White wife?
No because internet poisoned mental illness does not carry over to real life
people are afraid to talk to attractive women in the gym
why?
check these dubs
I've been with a woman of every race excluding both types of Indian
Why would I try to talk to an attractive woman at the gym
lmao fucking FAILURE
Christ only rewards those most loyal with digits
I'll bother them and possibly make them feel threatened
1. i don't want a gym girl
2. i don't want to waste my gym time on a girl
shut yo bitch ass up and check em
Praise Jesus
lose 10 pounds
face is noticeably more slim
now i just need to lose 27 more pounds
hurray! hurray!
lunch thyme
You should invest in better bread but very good otherwise (only brownskins will disagree)
Is that saurkraut?
screw jason, that's all me! shit, man. i was like that since i was a kid! how can you be a "low test" third-grader?! man alive.
Hypogonadism?
promise you don't seethe?
I've made better but my grandma had extra rye from easter so that's what I'm having
yeah
Have you guys seen that tik tok trend where White construction workers and Latino construction workers compare the food that their wives packed them?
I'm convinced that White women don't love their husbands. They pack them goyslop like lunchables KEK.
women are fucking lazy and do the bare minimum
wow shocking
Hoe ass niggas
see I told you, God is smiling upon us all in this thread.
(except the gays he does not seem to like them very much)
White women don't know how to cook because they grow up spoiled
yeah but Latinas cook full meals for their husbands
I don't speak for everyone, but it sounds like insecurity. If you are white you are not going to run out of women who are interested in you based on race, especially white women
you are!
Yes I've also seen it firsthand. Gen X was raised on tv dinners and so nothing was really passed on and now everyone thinks lunchables and smuckers pb&j is what lunch has to be
"gen z boss and a mini"
have female bosses almost my entire working life
consistently shitty to work under
annoying, catty, immature, incompetent, etc.
change jobs a few years ago
guy boss
everything is chill
everyone just does their work
no drama
no faggot shit and HR garbage every 5 minutes
actually enjoy work most of the time
Funny how that works.
Most white women do not pack their husband lunch at all
Why do you white honky racists want latina gfs so bad?
Good afternoon I love women
I dated a Latina and she made me lunch before we were even dating
This is why I'm growing my hair out.
Don't call me a honky
Hate that word
the hard Y is really what gets me
do white people get mad when you call them slurs?
what slurs are there for white people? cracker?
Black And Latine Shoppers Continue To Boycott Target
Latine
Oh so that's the new retarded word that is going to lose the Dems the beaner vote again
More like Latrine lmao
cracker, honky, white trash/hillbilly
a black girl called me Bisquick once
No. How can i be insulted by someone with skin the color of poo?
I finally bought a car bros. No more shitass (literally) public transit for me. Im finally free (from debt as well - fuck car loans).
Year/make/model?
Hi finally free. Im car insurance.
Everything is a scam
so you're just going to let someone call you a slur
Just ripped ass
Nu
i call non Italian Americans peckerwoods
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-ACK!
My boy pussy is queefing constantly today
2018 RAV4
what are you, female?
Sedans are on the way out and Im not blowing money on a muscle car just to look cool.
portrait lens vs cell phone cam strikes again