season of the witch 'dish
/brit/
drawing update
give me an updoot
Gnocchi for tea again x
genuinely mad how this 100 man v 1 gorilla debate is still going, as if people think a gorilla can take on even 50 grown men let alone 100
the version I have is in a different order
theres some rum looking folk about isnt there
just posted a link to the oId thread while i was laid on the floor for no reason
the results are in
he needs to get on /brit/ with the boys
might gnocchi you out
Doing a gay porn poo
100 is more than 50
*sings songs of lo-o-o-o-ove*
Still a jf if your family wasn't here for WW2
gorillas can lift and throw 2000lb
fumbled a cute redhead by saying "indeed" instead of yes
Battered Sausage Walsh
i would die for canada and ukraine
8%
oof
gorrilla would destroy 100 human "men"
what is timmy gonna do
he'd just rip your arms off
50 rorkes vs 1 leftypol on twitter
Toil loometh
Reform voters would choose Canada over America? Funny that since their fuhrer spends most of his time there and sucks off trump constantly
pooing gay porn
is that a boots meal deal?
indeed, pal
never use indeed anymore me
done him
why i have to wait 120 seconds in new thread!!!!
omar coming yo
no chance, he'd maul the first 4-5 that approach him but after that you'd all smother him, gouge its eyes and choke it out or whatever
You are aware they don’t see the replies right?
it says delivered
This site is shit. Soyjak is way better
Tell me something good
just shoot the gorilla with a gun
[GUITAR SOLO}
Sharty runs malware in your browser
genuinely mad how this 100 man v 1 gorilla debate is still going
proceeds to carry on debate immediately
im an anarchist
I love him
/brit/ vs 1 gorilla
do these men have no fear instinct then because i don't know many people who would gouge a gorllias eye. it would pop your skull like an egg
my mum thinks i should be on Prozac
Most of us lads here would die if we went up against a gorilla.
Rorke standing in the oat milk section at tesco just shaking his head
literally nothing stopping you going there.
err… gorillasisters
getting onlyfans ads on twitter
algorithm doesn't know me at all - they're biofems!
we won
I don't want to fight a gorilla because they are a gentle creature
i'd fight on the rilla's side
love animals me
headache absolutely doing me in
not defending them but it's funny how loads of chonners are now cybersecurity experts who think checking 3 specific ports is the same as nmap and that running javascript from a server is a serious exploit
what is the other option? wait until the gorilla comes to you?
why are brits so suicidal
just think it says a lot about society that the majority see ourselves being so weak we couldn't even take down a singular gorilla with the power of 100 men
guffawing
wonder what happened here
still cockmogs me!
don’t care if a gorilla could beat me and ripe my face off
his girlfriend would take my BHC any day of the week if i didn’t find her to be absolutely disgusting
ive sucked loads of gorilla dicks and they were all huge. makes me think the rest of their numbers are a lie
tried drinking water and not being a pussy hole?
Would you consider 55k euro a good salary? I'm feeling a bit conflicted
run around until it gets exhausted is basically the only way the timmies win
I would consider it middling
put me into a gorilla enclosure and I'll come out a father
5.1 when erect? Is that a joke
yeah but just think how strong that chode is
Says right there
The Republican Party endorsed the Democratic state ticket, including Shivers, in order to attract more votes for their presidential nominee, General Dwight D. Eisenhower.
The Republican Party endorsed the Democratic state ticket, including Shivers, in order to attract more votes for their presidential nominee, General Dwight D. Eisenhower.
if I shagged a gorilla woman would I give her the orgasm of her life?
pretty sure this has been known for years
I would assume you have the north american edition, not very cool of you
*knocks this cunt out to start, getting the easy one out the way*
yeah how tiny is a gorilla cunt
they can fuck off if they think they're taking my croissants off me
i eat a minimum of eight croissants a week
don't understand dancing. like people go mad when there's some music throwing their hands in the air and jumping around. what do you get out of it. never felt an urge to dance in my life
bonobos are consistently shagging
feels like they're the ones who won
if you've got 100 people holding it down whats he gonna do
croissant
ultra processed
These mongs man baka
nerd cunts properly looking it up and shit
bet you say thank you to the bus driver and greet the security guard at the supermarket
saddos
seems that a gorilla female’s vagina is about as deep as a human female’s vagina so… yeah probably
I can't dance but love a good mosh pit
they also may not be
live laugh love, lads
SO I WANNA BE A PAPERBACK WRITER
average salary in Ireland is 44,000 euro, there you go
a few hours no leccy - state of emergency
western europe is a civilisation in decline
10 hours later - only 20% of the country has power
western europe is a civilisation in decline
All because the sun was too hot
western europe is a civilisation in decline
never felt an urge to dance in my life
how do you get dance lessons for general dancing. not a specific style. just how to not look like a mong for genral music in public
i actually read the book, smart man are chris
post some massive chimp chebs
how could 100 people hold it down
they wouldn't all fit
female chimps are ugly as fuck THOUGH
yeah I much prefer singing
I guess when you're dancing you can be together with other people
like you feel joined as one
it is also nice to watch other dance maybe
white people, ladies and gentlemen
meal deals now a fiver plus
western europe is a civilisation in decline
Weed paranoia is a social anxiety multiplier for me. Am I talking too loudly? Did I already say that? Was I staring at that person the whole time I was zoning out? Am I standing weirdly?
processing a poo
would love a powercut for a few days. no way to toil and I'd just get to read while the normies broke down without tiktok
can't help but dance when i hear a good tune me
climate *clap* change *clap* is *clap* real *clap* rorke
saw the singular bradleyposter in the pub while Anon Babble was down showing people different bradleys that he'd printed out
omds just remembered that the jannies got doxxed
Yanks have one big ballot for everything where you can just choose the party line for everything and old mate was popular enough that the Republicans didn't want people switching to the Democrat ticket and not voting for Ike
same I prefer to be alone
It's just seed oils just stop using seed oils
Beef Tallow, Lard, Coconut Oil, Butter.
6 people on each arm
6 people on each leg
everyone else taking turns kicking its head in
bumming a gorilla to death with my relatively huge 5 inches
£4 or less with coop card where i am
you're the mong
do you think pastries are good for you because they're "european", or something?
yes all the billions of humans throughout history who have enjoyed something basically instinctual and archetypal to human existence are all weird and you are in fact the normal one. good one
no gorillas want to shag you mate
normal
he never said that
I love Europe
I love being European
I would have liked to have lived in another European country for a bit
singular bradleyposter
You’re the mong. How can dough bring put in the oven be ULTRA PROCESSED use your head you fucking little freak before I slap it
meal deals?
marks > waitrose > co-op > tesco > sainsburys
who said anything about wanting to when I've got 99 mates to hold him down?
feeling depresso about nojob
have you looked at whats in those little prebaked croissants like in that pic? not nice stuff really
you reckon the lady apes from the planet of the apes cheated with their human servants because of their mighty 5 inchers?
do you reckon celebrities browse /brit/
him
wonder what poundland meal deal would look like
you're someone's dream man
meal deals?
grow up
Ultra processed food has literally no scientific definition, the original coiner was some fucking brazilian leftist academic who described it as "food your grandmother wouldn't recognise".
So like a fucking nandos chicken rbeast could count, but not a victoria sponge from tesco.
Pure bollocks middle class fad.
you can say the same thing about muffins you dumb cunt
yes we do
just get a job, been feeling much better me
Need Sicilian gf to propagate the glorious Sicilian race
recently discovered that one of the only ways to release a dog whos jaw is locked in a bite is to shove something up its arse, lot to unpack there
might have a decaf and baileys
oh shit, you post here too?
rorke having a melty about his unhealthy supermarket pastries
Governess off of the Chase has said a few things that suggest she's not unfamiliar with bradleyposting
top tip for you laddy and keep it under your hat but whenever i'm feeling depressed or a bit down in the dumps i just drink tons and tons of alcohol quickly
you should read the book, that's not what it is at all i think you've misunderstood something there
need to pay a little brown fella to whip me if I try to eat shitty food
the thickest cunt on /brit/ has spoken
wish I was a sort of cool open-minded artsy guy who sat in the park in the evening chatting and drinking with my cool artsy friends
The article just says CROISSANTS doesn’t specify anything else
everything is gay if you think about it
the definition seems quite clear actually
fingering rorkes mum up the arse cos shes a jaw locked dog
Tim Spector book
I think not, man is a hack and covid fanny
alri wannabe wanker
Tesco Finest Victoria Sponge Cake
INGREDIENTS: Wheat Flour [Wheat Flour, Calcium Carbonate, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin], Vanilla Flavoured Buttercream (15%) [Sugar, Butter (Milk), Water, Humectant (Glycerol), Glucose Syrup, Cornflour, Maize Starch, Salt, Dried Egg White, Flavouring], Strawberry Jam (15%) [Sugar, Strawberry Purée, Gelling Agent (Pectin), Acidity Regulators (Citric Acid, Trisodium Citrate), Flavouring, Colour (Anthocyanins)], Pasteurised Egg, Sugar, Rapeseed Oil, Whole Milk, Pasteurised Egg White, Humectant (Glycerol), Butter (Milk), Glucose Syrup, Cornflour, Raising Agents (Disodium Diphosphate, Potassium Carbonate), Preservative (Potassium Sorbate), Emulsifier (Mono- and Diglycerides of Fatty Acids), Palm Oil.
Seriously don’t piss me off mate
wasn't talking about that bloke, not sure what your obsession is
ah yes, pedantic runt hour
like those cheeses that come in a sausage
So flour then
cant get one maite
you can't post this !!
was just saying this down the pub
whats gay about feeling a womans fanny contracting on your willy mid orgasm
do you mean the caption on the picture underneath the headline of the article? have a day off mate
So what is an "industrial creation derived from natural food" then?
Completely loose definition that could encompass anything and everything. Greek yogurt is processed in a factory unless you're milking the cow yourself and then adding rennet to make yogurt, and that could fit the definition.
Yes
No, Toby.
got the rubber soul on
how do you get into mixed gender groups that go and sit in the park or go for some drinks sitting outside the establisment
yougov
nudge unit
was about to ask "where's mousey" but i see that he's just arrived
just witnessed pony content outside Anon Babble
uni/work
remove your soul and become one with the matrix as an npc
got the rubber sex arse out
letting it be
corr phwooar spaff
Roughly 3 spacs all arguing about a definition of a term by googling it and reading AI summaries to eachother, getting more and more angry
scranned a big ol massive edible, we SHALL be watching nature documentaries at 2pm on a monday
nah but wouldn't you feel cool an artsy
imagine you didn't feel like a wanker
and you thought that your poorly thought out political ideas would work and could laugh about Starmer because you were confident that you would do better
and your friends are all these open minded cool people and you just want to try stuff out and make art
you wouldn't feel like a wanker at all
you'd think that the establishment were wankers
got the rubber sex arse out
Is it a gordon ramsey sex arse?
the yutes are smoking strong cannabis and getting schizophrenia
when will the turmoil end?
the men are going to kick the ball tomorrow and I am very excited to see it
I am going to have sex with the female Flame Atronach from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered
Was gonna paint warhammer but cba
lads genuinely today at toil
it's 10am
there are 2 femoids in the kitchen
3 other femoids that came back from an extremely early brunch come in and go to the kitchen too
they talk for 2 hours
then they leave and go out for lunch
fucking bizarre
toilberg apathetic because it builds teamwork or summat
mental
Alan Shearer
got the rubber sex arse (male) out
cannabis doesn't cause shizophrenia. capitalism, sexism and racism does
hold on let me look that up before I give my opinions
I've stopped arguing with anyone that doesn't respond within 1 minute
their responses are always GPT/AI nonsense
Just says croissants mate doesn’t specify anything else maybe double check stuff before you double down on it you little freak bastard
women and them are genuinely useless
what a load of TOSH maite
I find the Flame Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, it just means I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach. I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with—especially non-humans! I’d rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach.
The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human’s natural habitat. The Planes of Oblivion is the Flame Atronach’s natural habitat.
Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know that I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Markynaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.
I was taking the piss you wally
I never asked for this
whats your excuse
love getting niggahigh on soros weed
Me () and my cool artsy friends would laugh at you (not to your face of course, that would be rude) for painting something that the capitalistic consumer-machine told you to paint instead of letting your creativity run wild and doing something new
That’s an interesting approach! It can be frustrating when conversations go nowhere, especially if responses feel disconnected or repetitive. Do you find that this rule has helped keep things more efficient?
people just repost things theyve seen other people say
rolling around on the floor screaming
go to bed toby
Dead funny that ahahahhahahahahahah he was taking the piss all along!!! Ahahahahhaha banter!!! Top banter!fucking stupid cunt get a life
um
Ultra processed foods are BASED, because they taste really good
OH ME AND ME COUSIN ONE ARTHUR MCBRIIIIDE AS WE WENTA WALKIN DOWN BY THE SEASIDE
half of the world is chinese or indian
what's stopping you going to a park and rolling around in the grass right now
would do the same frankly, but it's too messy
By their calculations, in the US in 2018, there were 124,000 premature deaths due to the consumption of ultra-processed food. In the UK, nearly 18,000.
The study says governments should update their dietary advice to urge people to cut back on these foods. But the UK government's expert panel on nutrition recently said there wasn't any strong evidence of a link between the way food is processed and poor health. What is ultra-processed food? There is no one definition that everyone agrees on, but the NOVA classification, external is often used. Examples include: cakes, pastries and biscuits, crisps, supermarket bread, sausages, burgers, hot dogs, instant soups, noodles and desserts, chicken nuggets, fish fingers,fruit yoghurts and fruit drinks, margarines and spreads, baby formula
fuck me
dug shite
I had to explain to mumberg what a sigma gigachad is. The silly woman had never heard of it before.
Just found out I can order a replacement copy of my degree and all I need to tell them is my name, what I studied and the year I graduated.
What’s stopping me from browsing LinkedIn or Facebook for people with the same name as mine, who are roughly the same age and just ordering their degrees too from the information there?
Seems like a loophole unless an employer actually pays for a full HEDD report and also compares date of birth
just witnessed
no parks or grass near me
true say, at the very least it should be allowed on Anon Babble
today I ate
Crisps
Croissants
doughnuts
muffins
sweets
hot dogs
its dark and youths might take issue with me, or at the very least laugh at me
I just really feel like I missed my chance to be a cool artsy guy
like I had a really good shot
fucking idiot frog mongs go and suck each others cocks
yum
fake toby
melty
bored so I think I'll just go to sleep
I have a fuckjng hank hill ass
yep
>By their calculations, in the US in 2018, there were 124,000 premature deaths due to the consumption of ultra-processed food.
Absolute made up nonsense. Fast forward to 2020 and there'll be 0 UPF deaths and 200,000 covid ones. Just like "Flu deaths" suddenly dropping to 0 during the Plandemic.
no-ones ever asked for mine, they just believe me
chud boy summer is upon us
Haven't eaten anything today except a stick of gum which doesn't really count as food
forgot to eat my pretzels. tragedy has befallen us
those guys are faking it. you still have a chance to fake it too. i believe in you, get out there and do it.
i miss last july
last july was lit
can you please go post on your general (/cum/) instead of ours (/brit/)
we do not write like this here and would appreciate it if you didn't either
he's having a malty
chudjak is...le hot?
not to mention its such a general term as to be almost meaningless when talking about potential health issues. obviously there will be some "ultra-processed" foods that are not as bad for you as some "regular" foods
where's huebert
yellow submarine, what was that all about?
Eating a cornetto
Already too hot for my liking
why dont all those killers doing life just kill themslves
nice 26 on thursday
clues in the name mate
I have been complimented on my thicc calves before
bet this thread is filled with calflets
they don't let you la
alri fat bastard
life
8 years in broken britain
yeah?
no, it's impossible man
it's a lifestyle thing
these lot were smoking dope back when they were in year 9, I've never touched it
(the povvos started in year 7, which is far too early)
my mind is too closed in any case
they're waiting for gang weed revolution to free them
walking back home from work
cut through the park
group of lads about 13-15 playing football
ball ends up coming over near me
go to kick it back but some how manage to spanner it to the right and we all awkwardly watch it slowly roll into the river
apologize
pretty sure i heard one call me a fat dickhead
felt like running home in shame
pure muscle they are
all our food is raped
the pesticide sprayed vegetables are just as raped as the grain eating meat just as raped as the syrup pizza and cakes
got the bangers on youtube.com
Being alive must be more appealing than being dead to them
wheres the real TOBY??? !
alri ex-big fat bastard who lost it all
good post
2 pints
Today
Canada election
Tomorrow
Champions League Semi Final: Arsenal vs PSG
Wednesday
Champions League Semi Final: Barcelona vs Inter Milan
Thursday
UK Local Elections
Friday
idk, have a takeaway or summat
Saturday
Australia Election (& Championship, L1, L2 final day)
Sunday
Get to stay up past bedtime because Monday's a Wank Holiday
you've got to admit that's a smashing week
BLUE SCREENS
CRASHES
Not a bleeding heart by any means but what are you on about
Needs to be hotter. I want a minimum of 30 degrees everyday from May til September.
nigel farage wants us eating chlorinated chicken, this is your man, your hero…
your food maybe, supermarket cuck
that would be hellish
good opportunity to sell ACs
is chlorinated chicken upf?
uncomfortable truke
Just drink human female breast milk
There's nothing else a human needs
human milk banks already exists
dont belong in england then do you brown bastid
AWOL since before the hack, unless he hasn't been posting images (using patentposting-weekends filename as the detection method)
brown post
if i kill myself tomorrow i can avoid having to go to Birmingham on Wednesday. Appealing choice
No spike in 2021 or 2022 winter, because they logged the spike as covid cases ye muppet
Doing a wank whilst browsing Anon Babble
WELL I WAS THERE AND I TESTED IT OUT
I SAW IT WITH MY OWN TWO EYES
SO YOU CAN USE IT IF YOU WANT
I KNOW WHERE IT'S GOING
IT'S GOING INTO THE TRASH
yankland is proper grim for food outside big cities
literally everything is extremely unhealthy
gearing up for the new
Is there a Canadian ecofascist party? I'll support them
It’s worse than upf
Watching Courage The Cowardly Dog
Needs to be hotter. I want a minimum of 30 degrees everyday from May til September.
spike in 18 and 19 then paranoid people started getting jabs you brianwashed nigger
I am so grateful I do not live anywhere in the South East
surely Nige knows what he's talking about..
Doing a thought whilst browsing /hmm/
bongs will never understand how grim and shit yank food is
I can't watch the footie
are you going to a pub for it?
ecofascist
won't eat chlorinated chicken
will eat chlorinated sodium (table salt)
yeah it's no wonder they have the runs constantly
more of an ecoracist
idiot
why do browns jabber away all day long?
fun cartoon
uk shouldn't be eating chicken anyway
scrvea
mkjgn
no inner monologue
got into a heated argument with myself there. I was in the right, but there was no need for the name calling I threw out
Bristol, Bath and Brighton to make their own microstate. The 3Bs republic.
Canada is a soy nation
America is vitalistic and expanding
Always on loudspeaker if they're alone too
Meaningless distinction, Canada is America along with Australia.
more like the bent, batty bumboy republic
yurp
fat fucking retards think that our food is better than americas because we're european even though we're now just as fat and retarded
would literally get in a trench and fight to the death for greenland and candada
america is soy on the surface with basedness hidden within
canada is 100% pure refined industrial soy
we're fat and retarded but the food quality here is better than the usa. especially the baseline. we just don't really have a good culture of eating