/brit/

season of the witch 'dish

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drawing update
give me an updoot

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Gnocchi for tea again x

genuinely mad how this 100 man v 1 gorilla debate is still going, as if people think a gorilla can take on even 50 grown men let alone 100

the version I have is in a different order

theres some rum looking folk about isnt there

just posted a link to the oId thread while i was laid on the floor for no reason

the results are in

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he needs to get on /brit/ with the boys

might gnocchi you out

Doing a gay porn poo

100 is more than 50

*sings songs of lo-o-o-o-ove*

Still a jf if your family wasn't here for WW2

gorillas can lift and throw 2000lb

fumbled a cute redhead by saying "indeed" instead of yes

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Battered Sausage Walsh

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8%

oof

gorrilla would destroy 100 human "men"
what is timmy gonna do
he'd just rip your arms off

50 rorkes vs 1 leftypol on twitter

Toil loometh

Reform voters would choose Canada over America? Funny that since their fuhrer spends most of his time there and sucks off trump constantly

pooing gay porn

is that a boots meal deal?

indeed, pal

never use indeed anymore me

done him

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why i have to wait 120 seconds in new thread!!!!

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omar coming yo

no chance, he'd maul the first 4-5 that approach him but after that you'd all smother him, gouge its eyes and choke it out or whatever

You are aware they don’t see the replies right?

it says delivered

Tell me something good

just shoot the gorilla with a gun

Sharty runs malware in your browser

genuinely mad how this 100 man v 1 gorilla debate is still going

proceeds to carry on debate immediately

im an anarchist

I love him

/brit/ vs 1 gorilla

do these men have no fear instinct then because i don't know many people who would gouge a gorllias eye. it would pop your skull like an egg

my mum thinks i should be on Prozac

Most of us lads here would die if we went up against a gorilla.

Rorke standing in the oat milk section at tesco just shaking his head

literally nothing stopping you going there.

err… gorillasisters

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getting onlyfans ads on twitter
algorithm doesn't know me at all - they're biofems!

we won

I don't want to fight a gorilla because they are a gentle creature

i'd fight on the rilla's side
love animals me

headache absolutely doing me in

not defending them but it's funny how loads of chonners are now cybersecurity experts who think checking 3 specific ports is the same as nmap and that running javascript from a server is a serious exploit

what is the other option? wait until the gorilla comes to you?

why are brits so suicidal

just think it says a lot about society that the majority see ourselves being so weak we couldn't even take down a singular gorilla with the power of 100 men

still cockmogs me!

don’t care if a gorilla could beat me and ripe my face off
his girlfriend would take my BHC any day of the week if i didn’t find her to be absolutely disgusting

ive sucked loads of gorilla dicks and they were all huge. makes me think the rest of their numbers are a lie

tried drinking water and not being a pussy hole?

Would you consider 55k euro a good salary? I'm feeling a bit conflicted

run around until it gets exhausted is basically the only way the timmies win

I would consider it middling

put me into a gorilla enclosure and I'll come out a father

5.1 when erect? Is that a joke

yeah but just think how strong that chode is

Says right there

The Republican Party endorsed the Democratic state ticket, including Shivers, in order to attract more votes for their presidential nominee, General Dwight D. Eisenhower.

The Republican Party endorsed the Democratic state ticket, including Shivers, in order to attract more votes for their presidential nominee, General Dwight D. Eisenhower.

if I shagged a gorilla woman would I give her the orgasm of her life?

pretty sure this has been known for years

I would assume you have the north american edition, not very cool of you

*knocks this cunt out to start, getting the easy one out the way*

yeah how tiny is a gorilla cunt

they can fuck off if they think they're taking my croissants off me
i eat a minimum of eight croissants a week

don't understand dancing. like people go mad when there's some music throwing their hands in the air and jumping around. what do you get out of it. never felt an urge to dance in my life

bonobos are consistently shagging
feels like they're the ones who won

if you've got 100 people holding it down whats he gonna do

croissant

ultra processed

These mongs man baka

nerd cunts properly looking it up and shit
bet you say thank you to the bus driver and greet the security guard at the supermarket

saddos

seems that a gorilla female’s vagina is about as deep as a human female’s vagina so… yeah probably

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I can't dance but love a good mosh pit

they also may not be
live laugh love, lads

SO I WANNA BE A PAPERBACK WRITER

average salary in Ireland is 44,000 euro, there you go

a few hours no leccy - state of emergency

western europe is a civilisation in decline

10 hours later - only 20% of the country has power

western europe is a civilisation in decline

All because the sun was too hot

western europe is a civilisation in decline

never felt an urge to dance in my life

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how do you get dance lessons for general dancing. not a specific style. just how to not look like a mong for genral music in public

i actually read the book, smart man are chris

post some massive chimp chebs

how could 100 people hold it down
they wouldn't all fit

female chimps are ugly as fuck THOUGH

yeah I much prefer singing
I guess when you're dancing you can be together with other people
like you feel joined as one
it is also nice to watch other dance maybe

white people, ladies and gentlemen

meal deals now a fiver plus

western europe is a civilisation in decline

Weed paranoia is a social anxiety multiplier for me. Am I talking too loudly? Did I already say that? Was I staring at that person the whole time I was zoning out? Am I standing weirdly?

processing a poo

would love a powercut for a few days. no way to toil and I'd just get to read while the normies broke down without tiktok

can't help but dance when i hear a good tune me

climate *clap* change *clap* is *clap* real *clap* rorke

saw the singular bradleyposter in the pub while Anon Babble was down showing people different bradleys that he'd printed out

omds just remembered that the jannies got doxxed

Yanks have one big ballot for everything where you can just choose the party line for everything and old mate was popular enough that the Republicans didn't want people switching to the Democrat ticket and not voting for Ike

same I prefer to be alone

It's just seed oils just stop using seed oils

Beef Tallow, Lard, Coconut Oil, Butter.

6 people on each arm
6 people on each leg
everyone else taking turns kicking its head in

bumming a gorilla to death with my relatively huge 5 inches

£4 or less with coop card where i am

you're the mong
do you think pastries are good for you because they're "european", or something?

yes all the billions of humans throughout history who have enjoyed something basically instinctual and archetypal to human existence are all weird and you are in fact the normal one. good one

no gorillas want to shag you mate

normal

he never said that

I love Europe
I love being European
I would have liked to have lived in another European country for a bit

singular bradleyposter

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You’re the mong. How can dough bring put in the oven be ULTRA PROCESSED use your head you fucking little freak before I slap it

meal deals?
marks > waitrose > co-op > tesco > sainsburys

who said anything about wanting to when I've got 99 mates to hold him down?

feeling depresso about nojob

have you looked at whats in those little prebaked croissants like in that pic? not nice stuff really

you reckon the lady apes from the planet of the apes cheated with their human servants because of their mighty 5 inchers?

do you reckon celebrities browse /brit/

him

wonder what poundland meal deal would look like

you're someone's dream man

meal deals?

grow up

Ultra processed food has literally no scientific definition, the original coiner was some fucking brazilian leftist academic who described it as "food your grandmother wouldn't recognise".
So like a fucking nandos chicken rbeast could count, but not a victoria sponge from tesco.
Pure bollocks middle class fad.

you can say the same thing about muffins you dumb cunt

yes we do

just get a job, been feeling much better me

Need Sicilian gf to propagate the glorious Sicilian race

recently discovered that one of the only ways to release a dog whos jaw is locked in a bite is to shove something up its arse, lot to unpack there

might have a decaf and baileys

oh shit, you post here too?

rorke having a melty about his unhealthy supermarket pastries

Governess off of the Chase has said a few things that suggest she's not unfamiliar with bradleyposting

top tip for you laddy and keep it under your hat but whenever i'm feeling depressed or a bit down in the dumps i just drink tons and tons of alcohol quickly

you should read the book, that's not what it is at all i think you've misunderstood something there

need to pay a little brown fella to whip me if I try to eat shitty food

the thickest cunt on /brit/ has spoken

wish I was a sort of cool open-minded artsy guy who sat in the park in the evening chatting and drinking with my cool artsy friends

The article just says CROISSANTS doesn’t specify anything else

everything is gay if you think about it

the definition seems quite clear actually

fingering rorkes mum up the arse cos shes a jaw locked dog

Tim Spector book

I think not, man is a hack and covid fanny

alri wannabe wanker

Tesco Finest Victoria Sponge Cake

INGREDIENTS: Wheat Flour [Wheat Flour, Calcium Carbonate, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin], Vanilla Flavoured Buttercream (15%) [Sugar, Butter (Milk), Water, Humectant (Glycerol), Glucose Syrup, Cornflour, Maize Starch, Salt, Dried Egg White, Flavouring], Strawberry Jam (15%) [Sugar, Strawberry Purée, Gelling Agent (Pectin), Acidity Regulators (Citric Acid, Trisodium Citrate), Flavouring, Colour (Anthocyanins)], Pasteurised Egg, Sugar, Rapeseed Oil, Whole Milk, Pasteurised Egg White, Humectant (Glycerol), Butter (Milk), Glucose Syrup, Cornflour, Raising Agents (Disodium Diphosphate, Potassium Carbonate), Preservative (Potassium Sorbate), Emulsifier (Mono- and Diglycerides of Fatty Acids), Palm Oil.

Seriously don’t piss me off mate

wasn't talking about that bloke, not sure what your obsession is

ah yes, pedantic runt hour

like those cheeses that come in a sausage

So flour then

cant get one maite

you can't post this !!

was just saying this down the pub

whats gay about feeling a womans fanny contracting on your willy mid orgasm

do you mean the caption on the picture underneath the headline of the article? have a day off mate

So what is an "industrial creation derived from natural food" then?
Completely loose definition that could encompass anything and everything. Greek yogurt is processed in a factory unless you're milking the cow yourself and then adding rennet to make yogurt, and that could fit the definition.

Yes

No, Toby.

got the rubber soul on

how do you get into mixed gender groups that go and sit in the park or go for some drinks sitting outside the establisment

yougov

nudge unit

was about to ask "where's mousey" but i see that he's just arrived

just witnessed pony content outside Anon Babble

uni/work

remove your soul and become one with the matrix as an npc

got the rubber sex arse out

letting it be

corr phwooar spaff

Roughly 3 spacs all arguing about a definition of a term by googling it and reading AI summaries to eachother, getting more and more angry

scranned a big ol massive edible, we SHALL be watching nature documentaries at 2pm on a monday

nah but wouldn't you feel cool an artsy
imagine you didn't feel like a wanker
and you thought that your poorly thought out political ideas would work and could laugh about Starmer because you were confident that you would do better
and your friends are all these open minded cool people and you just want to try stuff out and make art
you wouldn't feel like a wanker at all
you'd think that the establishment were wankers

got the rubber sex arse out

Is it a gordon ramsey sex arse?

the yutes are smoking strong cannabis and getting schizophrenia

when will the turmoil end?

the men are going to kick the ball tomorrow and I am very excited to see it

I am going to have sex with the female Flame Atronach from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered

Was gonna paint warhammer but cba

lads genuinely today at toil

it's 10am

there are 2 femoids in the kitchen

3 other femoids that came back from an extremely early brunch come in and go to the kitchen too

they talk for 2 hours

then they leave and go out for lunch

fucking bizarre
toilberg apathetic because it builds teamwork or summat
mental

Alan Shearer

got the rubber sex arse (male) out

cannabis doesn't cause shizophrenia. capitalism, sexism and racism does

hold on let me look that up before I give my opinions

I've stopped arguing with anyone that doesn't respond within 1 minute

their responses are always GPT/AI nonsense

Just says croissants mate doesn’t specify anything else maybe double check stuff before you double down on it you little freak bastard

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women and them are genuinely useless

what a load of TOSH maite

I find the Flame Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, it just means I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach. I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with—especially non-humans! I’d rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach.

The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human’s natural habitat. The Planes of Oblivion is the Flame Atronach’s natural habitat.

Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know that I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Markynaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.

I was taking the piss you wally

I never asked for this

whats your excuse

love getting niggahigh on soros weed

Me () and my cool artsy friends would laugh at you (not to your face of course, that would be rude) for painting something that the capitalistic consumer-machine told you to paint instead of letting your creativity run wild and doing something new

That’s an interesting approach! It can be frustrating when conversations go nowhere, especially if responses feel disconnected or repetitive. Do you find that this rule has helped keep things more efficient?

people just repost things theyve seen other people say

rolling around on the floor screaming

go to bed toby

Dead funny that ahahahhahahahahahah he was taking the piss all along!!! Ahahahahhaha banter!!! Top banter!fucking stupid cunt get a life

um

Ultra processed foods are BASED, because they taste really good

OH ME AND ME COUSIN ONE ARTHUR MCBRIIIIDE AS WE WENTA WALKIN DOWN BY THE SEASIDE

half of the world is chinese or indian

what's stopping you going to a park and rolling around in the grass right now

would do the same frankly, but it's too messy

By their calculations, in the US in 2018, there were 124,000 premature deaths due to the consumption of ultra-processed food. In the UK, nearly 18,000.

The study says governments should update their dietary advice to urge people to cut back on these foods. But the UK government's expert panel on nutrition recently said there wasn't any strong evidence of a link between the way food is processed and poor health. What is ultra-processed food? There is no one definition that everyone agrees on, but the NOVA classification, external is often used. Examples include: cakes, pastries and biscuits, crisps, supermarket bread, sausages, burgers, hot dogs, instant soups, noodles and desserts, chicken nuggets, fish fingers,fruit yoghurts and fruit drinks, margarines and spreads, baby formula

fuck me

dug shite

I had to explain to mumberg what a sigma gigachad is. The silly woman had never heard of it before.

Just found out I can order a replacement copy of my degree and all I need to tell them is my name, what I studied and the year I graduated.
What’s stopping me from browsing LinkedIn or Facebook for people with the same name as mine, who are roughly the same age and just ordering their degrees too from the information there?
Seems like a loophole unless an employer actually pays for a full HEDD report and also compares date of birth

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just witnessed

no parks or grass near me

true say, at the very least it should be allowed on Anon Babble

today I ate

Crisps
Croissants
doughnuts
muffins
sweets
hot dogs

its dark and youths might take issue with me, or at the very least laugh at me

I just really feel like I missed my chance to be a cool artsy guy
like I had a really good shot

fucking idiot frog mongs go and suck each others cocks

yum

fake toby

melty

bored so I think I'll just go to sleep

I have a fuckjng hank hill ass

yep

>By their calculations, in the US in 2018, there were 124,000 premature deaths due to the consumption of ultra-processed food.

Absolute made up nonsense. Fast forward to 2020 and there'll be 0 UPF deaths and 200,000 covid ones. Just like "Flu deaths" suddenly dropping to 0 during the Plandemic.

no-ones ever asked for mine, they just believe me

chud boy summer is upon us

Haven't eaten anything today except a stick of gum which doesn't really count as food

forgot to eat my pretzels. tragedy has befallen us

those guys are faking it. you still have a chance to fake it too. i believe in you, get out there and do it.

i miss last july
last july was lit

can you please go post on your general (/cum/) instead of ours (/brit/)
we do not write like this here and would appreciate it if you didn't either

chudjak is...le hot?

not to mention its such a general term as to be almost meaningless when talking about potential health issues. obviously there will be some "ultra-processed" foods that are not as bad for you as some "regular" foods

where's huebert

yellow submarine, what was that all about?

Eating a cornetto

Already too hot for my liking

why dont all those killers doing life just kill themslves

nice 26 on thursday

clues in the name mate

I have been complimented on my thicc calves before
bet this thread is filled with calflets

they don't let you la

alri fat bastard

life

8 years in broken britain

yeah?

no, it's impossible man
it's a lifestyle thing
these lot were smoking dope back when they were in year 9, I've never touched it
(the povvos started in year 7, which is far too early)
my mind is too closed in any case

they're waiting for gang weed revolution to free them

walking back home from work

cut through the park

group of lads about 13-15 playing football

ball ends up coming over near me

go to kick it back but some how manage to spanner it to the right and we all awkwardly watch it slowly roll into the river

apologize

pretty sure i heard one call me a fat dickhead

felt like running home in shame

pure muscle they are

all our food is raped
the pesticide sprayed vegetables are just as raped as the grain eating meat just as raped as the syrup pizza and cakes

Being alive must be more appealing than being dead to them

wheres the real TOBY??? !

alri ex-big fat bastard who lost it all

good post

2 pints

Today

Canada election

Tomorrow

Champions League Semi Final: Arsenal vs PSG

Wednesday

Champions League Semi Final: Barcelona vs Inter Milan

Thursday

UK Local Elections

Friday

idk, have a takeaway or summat

Saturday

Australia Election (& Championship, L1, L2 final day)

Sunday

Get to stay up past bedtime because Monday's a Wank Holiday

you've got to admit that's a smashing week

BLUE SCREENS
CRASHES

Not a bleeding heart by any means but what are you on about

Needs to be hotter. I want a minimum of 30 degrees everyday from May til September.

nigel farage wants us eating chlorinated chicken, this is your man, your hero…

your food maybe, supermarket cuck

that would be hellish
good opportunity to sell ACs

is chlorinated chicken upf?

uncomfortable truke

Just drink human female breast milk
There's nothing else a human needs
human milk banks already exists

dont belong in england then do you brown bastid

AWOL since before the hack, unless he hasn't been posting images (using patentposting-weekends filename as the detection method)

brown post

if i kill myself tomorrow i can avoid having to go to Birmingham on Wednesday. Appealing choice

No spike in 2021 or 2022 winter, because they logged the spike as covid cases ye muppet

Doing a wank whilst browsing Anon Babble

WELL I WAS THERE AND I TESTED IT OUT
I SAW IT WITH MY OWN TWO EYES
SO YOU CAN USE IT IF YOU WANT
I KNOW WHERE IT'S GOING
IT'S GOING INTO THE TRASH

yankland is proper grim for food outside big cities
literally everything is extremely unhealthy

gearing up for the new

Is there a Canadian ecofascist party? I'll support them

It’s worse than upf

Watching Courage The Cowardly Dog

Needs to be hotter. I want a minimum of 30 degrees everyday from May til September.

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spike in 18 and 19 then paranoid people started getting jabs you brianwashed nigger

I am so grateful I do not live anywhere in the South East

surely Nige knows what he's talking about..

Doing a thought whilst browsing /hmm/

bongs will never understand how grim and shit yank food is

I can't watch the footie
are you going to a pub for it?

won't eat chlorinated chicken

will eat chlorinated sodium (table salt)

yeah it's no wonder they have the runs constantly

more of an ecoracist

idiot

why do browns jabber away all day long?

fun cartoon

uk shouldn't be eating chicken anyway

scrvea
mkjgn

no inner monologue

got into a heated argument with myself there. I was in the right, but there was no need for the name calling I threw out

Bristol, Bath and Brighton to make their own microstate. The 3Bs republic.

Canada is a soy nation
America is vitalistic and expanding

Always on loudspeaker if they're alone too

Meaningless distinction, Canada is America along with Australia.

more like the bent, batty bumboy republic

yurp

fat fucking retards think that our food is better than americas because we're european even though we're now just as fat and retarded

would literally get in a trench and fight to the death for greenland and candada

america is soy on the surface with basedness hidden within
canada is 100% pure refined industrial soy

we're fat and retarded but the food quality here is better than the usa. especially the baseline. we just don't really have a good culture of eating