Piel Castle edition
/brit/
BREAKING THE LAW
BREAKING THE LAW
*jucks and jives in the middle of the thread*
zooey <3
What did you learn or realise during the Anon Babble downtime lads?
For me it's realising /brit/ sucks now
Looms status: it
le quirky fit dark haired girl was the meta of the late 00s/early 10s
Decide to leave the house and be a normal person
Go to get a haircut so I look like a normal person
Unusual spike in confidence so I ask the barber fella how he’s doing before I sit down
”Yeah good mate, you?”
”Yeah not bad. You?”
Fucked it lads. Spent the entire haircut sat in silence pretending I was tired. Gonna have to find a new barbers.
not for me im off tomorrow
and it was a good thing
learnt what my own spaff tastes like
blacked out a tthe club again last night for hte millionth time
why am i so broken
chebbers
Pooing again at long last
Happy days
I nod at every White man here. Bit of racial solidarity, as it were.
you ever considered making a good post?
roar
Fucking loathe this stupid bitch
IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIIIIKE
a kenyan won the london marathon
I don't consent to being ugly
name on deegz
and rorke wonders,
he wo-wo-wo wonders,
why,
why-why-why-why-why,
she ran away,
and rorke wonders,
where she will stay,
rorke's little runaway,
his run-run-run-run runaway
*pat*
affirmative action
time for brunch maybe
*spools up my racist posting machine*
Give poo Emma.
i haven't washed in three days and i STINK
Reminder that laws like the Online Safety Act were drafted initially to combat a literal creepypasta boomers apparently thought was a real thing
Sounds like a you problem. I can normally get to day 5 before I smell or look like my hair is greasy
yeah?
idk how you lot cope with this. watery beans, undercooked bacon, mushrooms that taste like the floor, and black pudding that smells like a shoe. and don't get me started on the tea. tastes like warm bin juice.
maybe the americans had it right with pancakes and syrup all along?
maybe you just have bad taste
on the loose
gymtards flummoxed
The only thing the lad is right about is tea. Never understood why anybody drinks that pap. Tastes like hot water with some slight flavoring. If you gave me a cup of hot water I could probably placebo myself into thinking it tastes like tea.
tbf he looks like he has a receding hairline in the 2nd one
Yeah who wants to eat meat, eggs, mushrooms and beans. Give me my brand name premixed chemical pancake mix and high fructose corn syrup. Yum yum yum
Women lie about what they are attracted to all the time but this is not one of this instances. Being too ripped is a thing. There’s a limit. Gymtards indeed flummoxed and bollocked.
Massively receding hairline in the second one, he might have lower bodyfat but he looks less strong.
women are not lying, they just dont give a shit about body fat percentage. he looks lanky in the 2nd pic
dread to think what all these zoomers with tattoos will look like in old age
really starting to think non-whites shouldn't be allowed to live. just kidding, I've always known they don't deserve to live UwU
old people with tattoos look cool
same as young people with tattoos
millennials are the tattooed ones
and who cares, no one looks good naked at 70
they will look like what old people now look like with tattoos you retard lmao
what position did you play in footy in school?
i'm naturally a left back but i often played up front for school because i was just that good and my talents would have been wasted on the left
garbage opinion. kill yourself and any offspring you may have
bottom, always
bottom
the whoredem
i could say the same to you but it would be wasted energy as there is zero chance you have any offspring
abi on the radio
goalkeeper or centre back
The guy on the left could survive a famine, an infection, or a long hunting trip or war raid without food.
The 'cut' guy on the right is very vulnerable to resource shortages.
Women evolved to understand which male body types survive better.
done that freak
power bottom
I'll rape and torture both of your mothers
Where exactly is the undercooked bacon?
ok
not ok
embarrassed yourself here cos my mum died in 2012
you won't do shit ever pussy shut your bitch ass up
Literally who
no need to repeat yourself, i'm sure sex with you is torture enough
still howling over lewis accidentally doxxing himself by posting an instagram link
my life has been the exact same since covid. literally just sat at home in my dressing gown playing games and watching youtube
Done that wanna-be yank
Reading about the London Borough of Newham and am unimpressed
proofs??
thought welsh people were good at rugby
the men are
Not a single good looking female runner in the marathon lads
yeah, I raped her to death HAHAHAHAHAH
*heems you*
come Sydney you dog and I'll cave your head in. fucking pussy ass coward yank, go bow to niggers
its fucking over
Tomorrow
Canada election
Thursday
UK Local elections
Saturday
Australia election
Big week for the Anglosphere
Wow! That is horrific when the religious makeup of a population changes. I am sure this atrocioys development can only be opposed by further fragmenting the working class in religious, ethnic and other false enclaves
i mean you say that,,,
millennials are the tattooed ones
no
do most indians speak english?
just returned from a holiday in France.
hate to say it but life seems better over there lads.
food is better, towns and cities are prettier, people take better care of themselves, more proud of their nationality also.
no
it's around 1/10
and of that 1/10 they speak "indian english"
"do the needful for she" and other weird phrases
They’ve certainly convinced themselves that they do
good grief, behind italy... i had no idea how bad they got
yeah obviously it's better that's why people go on holiday there
A lot of hard work and money has been invested in the world's largest superconducting, tandem mirror fusion experiment.
grow up
its a fucking dump mate
get the bleeding footie on already
Catholicism is a brown political system.
Austere, Cromwellian, iron-fisted protestantism is the only acceptable form of Christianity.
less of a dump than here
says 17c but feels like 25+ outside
un beero sil voo play
more proud of their nationality
Giving the true mark of qualuty of living there mate
isn't proddy evangelism tearing through south america and africa right now?
in guatemala, honduras, el salvador and nicaragua - protestants actually outnumber catholics now
oh. we're back
un sezzon swazzon cattra merci
you're like one of those freaks who goes off to Pattaya and starts gooning about the tourist resort they've seen while 99% of the country lives in utter squalor
Anon Babble lost, AGAIN
baked onion is peng
was with gfberg actually so it was
doo beeher sivooplay
looking forward to never reading another post from that doxing freak ever again since janny willy agree with me
99% of france is not utter squalor
find it rather suspect that your mind immediately goes to Thailand when contemplating holidays overseas
ever shag her up the arse?
mad how the british empire is nearly out of living memory
so you're saying life is better here?
so how many of you are israeli?
It's funny how demonic this must have sounded to disco enthusiasts in the 70s
youtu.be
the Anon Babble downtime made me realise i need to spend less time here, especially Anon Babble and /brit/
lots of other good boards on here
i'm a catgirl
Got the good boy mommy ASMR on in the garden enjoying the sun on a Sunday with a nice cup of tea
Your menu for today gentlemen
you're right, about half of it is, exactly the same as our country.
Going to toulouse for a week at the start of summer isn't representative of a countrys quality of life
mental how much they mog us
uh
genuinely cant imagine being a normal person, having a gf and job etc and still posting here
grim
being a francophile is british culture
Asking ChatGPT for names of Japanese-colonised Mexico for roleplay in EU4 and it's getting really into it, it's super fuckin enthusiastic, I keep wanting to egg it on further, GO ON THEN AI THINK UP SOMETHING BETTER GO ON
not one white man involved
Why would a Japanese colony transliterate it from a Spanish colony that in this timeline never existed?
Went to church this morning
big normie me
just been on holiday with the gf
mates birthday party next weekend
wedding weekend after
another mates birthday weekend after that (long weekend away)
still post here every day (except when im with the gf or seeing mates)
cuttlefish a qt
Honest to God I am getting too old I am turning 23 next year and it dreads me that I don't have a career yet I wish I stayed in college
Yeah I should've told it not to do that I guess
Kneecap "kill MP" footage being assessed by police
lmao they have the establishment so vexed
ate dumplings made from these with some cheeky chilli oil in a chinky chinaman restaurant recently
You're a fuckin baby, leave this site now btw before you end up still posting here in your 40s and 50s
how was it?
Buck breaking still going strong.
Bet she sniffed those fingers hard
toil looms in t minus 9 hours
suppose i'd better get my sleeptoil in before fatiguetoil adversely affects toiltoil
do any good prayers?
Current status on the mong from here a decade ago LARPing as an Islamic State follower?
struggling to comprehend that headline
broccoli hair ahh nigga
why were mental asylums closed?
TRANS RIGHTS FOREVER AND EVER
its the opposite. to get on you should have stayed out school and did stuff
about 18 hours til toil for me
need to consume circa three beers and a bottle of wine before then
Prefer not to say
would scran these
PEEKABOO
Looking at these people conking out left right and centre on the warm streets of london today I'm so fucking glad I didn't get a place in the ballot
There are only 40 psychiatrists in Uganda.
gf is my only friend at this point. if we ever broke up my life is basically over haha
American 'pancakes' are just drop scones, and we've always had those.
Most people use proper mushrooms, tomatoes and black pudding btw. Beans aren't watery if you use Branston like a normal Englishman.
Anyway, have a nice day
closes your mental asylum
ktim
honey... that album came out in 1971
disco didn't become a trend until the mid 70's and hit it's peak in the late 70's
holy grimoli
women dont like needy and dependent men
ZOOEY
idi amin killed and ate the rest for calling him crazy
Not bad
Not really
I wonder if she likes zoo
she looks like she does
Just realised the reason I always feel tired is because of my medication haahhahahagahagahagha. Doctorberg will be receiving a message tomorrow morning
had oysters for the first time the other day. not bad but overrated imo
um
the fact the cute, quirky indie girl ideal died out a tragedgy worse than 9/11
That's why they were always peasant fare
corrr thats a meaty pusser
imagine being named zooey
baba zooey
HA HA HA HA
youtube.com
big fan of Italian girls me
its gonna be a good one this year lads
*snoods at you*
they should all be arrested for their crimes
Might vote for the Magpies and Walt Disney at the local elections
glad Anon Babble is back. soyjak, despite having a few superior features, was still shit
Chris Eubank Jr remains in hospital after his victory over Connor Benn but is "doing well", says his promoter Ben Shalom.
is the crime "not being your gf"?
also it mines your data
Shalom
had 8 months to do my uni dissertation that's due in 12 days and I haven't even decided what to do for it yet
happens
yes, a devilish crime if there ever was one
Female PC who groped colleagues and told one 'I bet you're a big boy' on work night out is banned from policing
dailymail.co.uk
what's the crime?
mong
why have there been like 5 of these stories over the past 12 months
have standards fallen that far?
Doing a tea, lads
back in my day rozzers were blokes only and had to be at least 6ft
you might be confusing them with female prison officers and male inmates but you could be right, honourable mention to the female teacher and male pupil stories too
she has neoliberal teeth
Bournemouth 1-0 Manchester United
manure
Have you ever thought about Anon Babble during sex?
It's now 15 dollars for a four pack of British stouts and ales
I must go find to the source and get it were it's cheap
you either die a rorke or live long enough to see yourself become leftypol
oh mate
I did more or less the exact same thing, knew what I was gonna do as I had to submit a proposal for it so subject was locked in but yeah I think I wrote mine in ten days. Ten extremely grim days they were. Just constantly in the library from 7am to dinnertime, home, eat, work more, and at best a nightcap at the local with a mate who felt sorry for me. I got there in the end and got a 2:1 but it was fucking grim and I was a nervous wreck thinking three years of uni was going up in smoke. When I did my masters I got on it so much earlier and it was much better. Can't sugar coat it much you've got a shit 12 days ahead of you but it can be done.
why are man poonited so shit? they used to be good
sex
they used to be good
yeah back when fergie had all the refs in his back pocket
i've thought about sex during Anon Babble
When I was printing mine off at 1am in the library before submission deadline of midday I saw a girl I loosely knew from my course. She was on 3000 words (it was a 10-12k dissertation). Never knew what happened to her.
Boring middle class tripe
yeah all the time with all the sex i have haha
rorke hitting the griddy and shouting 'my life is a movie'
is rosy still kicking about doing her findom stuff
thanks for notifying lads, on my way to Anon Babble to fund the /mug/ thread
When is your life going to start
fortunately didn't have to do a dissertation at uni, me
went to an ex-poly, you see
back at toil tomorrow after 10 days off
People who go to festivals are the biggest consumerist runts around.
ZOGchow cattle.
please visit liverpool
mad how some of your grandparents were born in or even grew up in weird colonial empire places like nairobi or british malaya
Had a 12 hour shift yesterday. Corr
i just enjoy live music and having fun with my mates
this is evidence that music is over
had the Anon Babble downtime off
KWAB
What did you get up to?
Rorke
Antirorke
how can trannies be so delusional as to be convinced they've changed gender when all they did was change name from anthony to anohni when theyre still just a big fat guy with long hair
if i was a tranny my issue would be im not stupid enough for this to be enough
*loudly showing up for Rod Stewart and promptly leaving when he's done*
Can't stand CharliXCX
fat, ugly brown tarqette whore
Boils my blood in a way that even Sabrina Carpenter doesn't
got taken advantage of by a predatory homosexual the only time i went to a festival
:D
cheeky holiday with the gf
I like fried oysters baked oysters smoked oysters and oyster stew
raw oysters are good too but I think the cooked ones taste better
feels like you can taste them more when they're cooked
Ive had sex but my sex life has been very subpar
u bastard. you cant use that that wojak when you're a normy
you are stupid enough to not understand dysphoria
haven't been outside yet today, not like me
YOUNG HEARTS BE FREE TONIGHT
would love to squirt up her curryhole
would love to see sabrina blacked raw
i've not even opened the curtains
you must have been bored shitless without this place, i'm just glad nothing important happened like starmer resigning or calling a snap election without being able to discuss it here
imagine if the queen had died when Anon Babble was down, would have missed out on this
they think the female identity can be reduced to just a feeling. utterly unhinged people
no tranny has ever been able to explain what dysphoria is
lords of this world
we missed out on some brilliant pope banter
luckily they don't need to because dysphoria is a well-understood topic by people who aren't mongs
sex with poo winky bums
well i did, so there
i was busy doing fun and interesting things so it was all good
10 days without Anon Babble... not a fucking peep
no it isnt
its a mental illness. typically, mentally ill people's delusions aren't entertained and treated as real.
imagine telling a schizophrenic all the stuff they think is real lol
bring back Christian arranged marriages
Anon Babble
Anon Babble
Anon Babble
Anon Babble
Anon Babble
Anon Babble
Yeah I'm feeling comfy
and the latest from heatherschizo?
Anon Babble
Anon Babble
Anon Babble
for me
I was scared of tarrifs so i bought the last of the beer imports at my local store
3 packs Samuel smiths
2 packs London pride
2 German beers
2 actual Irish Guinness
Me and my roommates are gonna live like kings
Gen alpha won't remember how massive this bitch was 10 to 15 years ago
arranged marriages are about wealth and social standing, not faith
for me it's
Anon Babble
Anon Babble
Anon Babble
Anon Babble
Anon Babble
maybe the pope was secretly an avid poster on Anon Babble and he died from the withdrawal
i'll be here all, er, the rest of my life folks
one of your two german beers is in fact french
expected to see Adele
Never been to a music festival
I love partying and drinking and music and occasional drug use like any other lad but the idea of being mired in a field for three days around smelly people sleeping in a tent and getting really muddy if it rains, spending £££ on food and drink, just to see KT Tunstall or some other shite act I've no interest in, does not sound any good
humans are getting shorter on average
funny to see kneecap have got the irish chimping out on social media about guinness being founded by a west brit unionist when its just another diageo product
Why was it sold in the German beer section?
10 to 15 years
chortling
i can only presume because americans are bad at geography
i mean kronenbourg does sound vaguely german i suppose
Get off the stage nan
yeah I don't like the griminess of not washing for days and I'm a nervous pooer too so end up holding poos in for days and getting really bad stomach pains
thats like 1 night
and strasbourg is right on the german border
strasbourg is rightful german clay tbf
Anon Babble is only good during big tournaments
they chose france
your shop refuses to recognise the post-WWI annexation of Elsaß-Lothringen by the French
I mean hey I am literally saving up all my money to go to the UK to buy as much stout as possible and take it home. You guys have the best beer
strasbourg is rightful german clay tbf
that's actually when it's at its worst as it's full of tourists
what are your opinions on the existence of northern ireland and kosovo
ktim
why not call it strassburg then you oaf
I think the minium wage employee doesn't give a shit and was just doing a half ass job
your shop refuses to recognise the post-WWI annexation of Elsaß-Lothringen by the French
don't care about the first
don't know enough about the second
LOOOL front page cunt lured right into my trap
migrate when ready please
Rorke getting out the shower to piss in the toilet, washing his hands and then going back in to finish showering
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this gimmick could be enhanced if you made a post in the old along the lines of 'tricked you lol' so if anyone falls for it they see that
Is that a.......GROẞGERMANIUM?????!?!?!???!!??