smug niggas edition
/brit/
Oh yes, that's me!
quick someone tell me a joke
would punt that runt into omicron persei 8
get him chopped up
on the grill
into a burger with a bit of halloumi
lovely stuff
moo deng sex arse is still stuck in thailand ffs
A dog, having entered an inn, did not see anything, (and so he said): 'Shall I open this (door)?'
would take a claw hammer to this vile runt
Blacks are inferior
moo deng would fuck you all up in a heartbeat
what do you call a deaf gynecologist?
big willies though
can ya name the truck that's three lanes wide
smells like a steak and seats thirty five
canyanerooooooooooooo
Sure thing boomer
george
do your balls hang low
do they wobble too and fro
can you tie them in a knot
can you tie them in a bow
can you throw them over your shoulder
like a french colonial solder
do your balls hang low?
they eat hippo in australia
its natural for them there
what do you call a deaf gynecologist
A lip reader?
rorkes breakfast
raping my arse with a poo
:)
right fuck it im going to work
cant afford the day off and its only a cold
going back to sleep for a few more hours until i have to wake
What do you think the meaning of life is, /brit/?
what do you call a black dentist?
a nigger
bruce throwing a hippo on the barbie
ent that the monty python fillum
pfffttthahahah
could really go for a hungry jacks hippo burger right now
got rum and honey in the house?
There is such a film by that name, but that's not what I'm referring to
Forgot to close the blinds in the flat before I went out
Fucks sake
Going to be 40 deg in there when I get back
behave
is this actually a problem in bongland LOL
there was one good jew that ever lived. the jews had him killed, and freed a murderer in his place. the end
Morning dee lads. How are we all then? x
who drink arnol parmler
yanks drinking microwaved tea and getting into bed with their jeans and shoes on
stopped wanking me. Not on some no fap "heal the mind and soul" shite, just not been bothered to have one. Last one was Thursday i think
his name? albit einstin
freaked my nut out in the sopranos when they are sitting on the bed in shoes
put every christfreak into a giant chamber and drop a nuke in it
Did you hear about the sick airport?
It was terminal.
dear god that’s a sexy baseball
raping my own arse
Need to clean the bathroom floor this morning before dadberg comes back
I don't think we should be so harsh. But we should recognise that religions are now obsolete.
no but i cant drink and drive anyway
ah yes, let me drag the filth from the floor of the street outside into my bed. just rub it all in there. get it properly everywhere
How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?
Wi jammin.
What does Bob Marley say when handing the doughnuts round to his mates?
Hope you like jammin too.
shoving a shoelace aglet into my urethra
odd foreplay from your mum and dad there
win what?
screwdriver coated with dog shit in mine
good lad
The battle of ideas
Not racist obviously but I was at the lido yesterday and there were three Indians there so I opted not to swim in the land they'd been in just in case
A man walks into a bar and hurts his shins
doesn't exist
swim in the land
having a severe mental health episode
swim in the land
Genuinely no reason to not have this watch in your life.
got a phone mate don’t need a watch
Genuinely no reason to ... have ... watch
agreed
the white man's science only leads to death and misery
chinese mate has got me on the mercury. apparently it makes you immortal
quit chess me lads. Was only playing for the rating, not for the game.
wonder why they're called "teenage mutant ninja turtles" instead of just "ninja turtles"
the fact that they're ninjas already conveys the message that they're no ordinary turtles, and why do they feel the need to specify that they're teenagers? the whole thing just seems so extraneous
got a garmin taxtix 7
Could really smash a Chinese tonight lads. Maybe some egg fried rice with it as well.
remember when you had to find a partner at school and you just sat there and waited until everyone had paired up and had to go up to the teacher to see you dont have a partner
nope i was a top shagger back in primary school
No one cares about your MKultra activation phrase mate.
chang putting powdered pangolin penis into his morning coffee and telling leftypol its mushroom
Lane
Yeah it does. Humans propose different ideas. Some of those ideas die out and some of those ideas live on.
Christianity has lasted a long time but will it still be around in 1,000 years? Who knows. Same with science, who knows. But it's possible that science will be around in the future and Christianity won't be.
A week of using that mushroom coffee and not a single one of the advertised benefits. Reckon I've been done.
do you want to know my sleep score
Why contain it? S'cool
Mousey spotted:
this is the image of all time
Agreed to a social event months ago for tomorrow. I agreed to another one in June. I hate the way I am.
because they started out as a parody of different superhero comics
teen titans = teenager
x-men = mutants
daredevil = ninja
don't understand why i'm so popular at toil given that i was bullied relentlessly at school
but why turtles?
where is the "battle"
teenagers are exciting
they were running out of ideas
um
got kicked off the worksite because my fat twink ass kept distracting people
because one of the creators wanted to make the other creator laugh
they were probably stoned
chud pride world wide
off to the bush to see if i can capture a possum or bandicoot
Mousenonce = timmyuk confirmed
britain's top amateur scientist
you were bullied because they were jealous of how cool you are
Hope a dropbear gets ya
lettuce begin
Each time there is a debate about religion vs secularism, I guess that is a skirmish in the battle of ideas
Debates such as this: youtube.com
miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe
Wonder if they shared a taxi afterwards
this so me asf lol
ill knock your lights out you reddit cunt
what’s the difference between bump order and last reply aren’t they the same thing
why would she, and, to an extent, you, need two calculators?
going to have to do something about my chronic alcoholism like switch to 2% beers and dump out all the spirits
Or a yowie
FOLC
you guessed wrong
how are religions obsolete?
saging i guess
try this mate. grown by the yowies. its called yoweed
shut yo bitch ass up diego
I don't think so, but why do you think I guessed wrong?
We now have science which seems to offer a more accurate and true set of explanations of the universe
Idk what that means
You'll just drink more of it to compensate. If you want to cure your alcoholism then do it, and quit drinking altogether.
still don’t know what ‘sage’ does nor will i seek out to understand it
Muuum! Christopher is disputing the central role of judeo-christian belief in western civilisation again!
*by extension
deary me
In 1740, to minimise the subsequent illness, drunkenness, and disciplinary problems, British Vice-Admiral Edward Vernon ordered that the daily rum issue of one-half imperial pint (284 ml) of rum be mixed with one imperial quart (1,100 ml) of water, a water-to-rum ratio of 4:1, with half issued before noon and the remainder after the end of the working day.
could do this, the way of your forefathers
add some lemon too to prevent scurvy
Christ almighty, remember writing cringey shite like this when I was 13
debates about things don't prove that science and religion are inherently opposed and it's only really an accident of history that you view things this way
offer a more accurate and true set of explanations of the universe
that’s just not true though is it
i don't want to stop though you see
put sage in the options field and it makes your post not bump the thread :)
soyjak party had supersage which forcefully sends the thread to the next page haha. quite amusing!
might rewatch the big lez show in its entirety
christtards cant explain why magical things stopped happening after the bible ended
Have thought about rationing out cheap vodka into jugs of water but really who can be arsed
shoving a woolies roast chook drumstick up my arse and pulling it out after completely pecked clean to the bone
bizarre comment religion isn't interested in empirical predictions of the universe lol similarly science isn't interested in the "true set of explanations" of the universe that iusnmt a scientific question
because jesus fucked off to heaven
Cooking With Emma Watson’s Poo: 100 Delicious Recipes
You not going to tell me?
ye but god did heaps of mental stuff too then stopped for some reason
project on
ah so mum was right all along!
dark matter
Ah right, you're one of those 'LOL i'm such an alcoholic me!!!' mongs who fall over after 3 pints. Carry on then.
because jews got his son killed
your mums minge gets full of it every night
Would be nice to have a girlfriend. Not horny just lonely
SeasideMARK x
och aye it would laddie
got me cheeky fucker
no one explained it thus proving me right
womens rights
gottem
most intelligent atheist
thus
got tune-yards on
uve bren done
how come they never wrote down all that shit what jesus did when he was alive and waited until hundreds of years afterr? bit sus
most informed atheist
couldn't find a pen
diego acting especially rapeable tonight....
if god exist then why bad thing happen
yhe binble
so god had all these caveman niggas running around for 100k years before making Jesus.. why
are they in caveman heaven
sargon of akkad (I call him his carl of swindon) is teetering on the edge these days. Still dont trust him though, i remember his liberalistism'ism days
Just wear tracksuit everyday me I’d feel well bent wearing those type of clothes
Image Emma Watson giving your bollock bag a good 1-2.
Fr Mike Schmitz already debunked this
why do so many posters develop a weird homosexual attachment to diego. the canadian used to pretend he was his husband now this aussie. don't really want to shag diegos arse personally, and i wouldn't let him shag mine either
i remember his liberalistism'ism days
lol i was just watching a video about that
i wear shirts and that
they are immoral homosexuals
i dont actually want to bum diego but he needs a good raping to set him straight, i'm sure you'd agree
Irish Harvey Norman
I did not know this and I own shares in the fucking company
The Lord is close to the brokenhearted
and saves those who are crushed in spirit
nah ive been drinking every night for 8 years
What type of shirts
starving me. ASDA man needs to hurry up x
he has bottom energy and vibes that gets the lads going
You should watch his "debate" with Richard Spencer he somehow managers to lose. He comes in with these presumptions that Spencer cares about Democracy and le rule of law and but quickly becomes apparent he doesnt so his whole argument dissolves
go harvey go
grim how do u have the effort
liverberg well and truly done in
Fantastic post. God bless you mate
sounds funny but richard spencer is hella gay
plain or checked ones
poo
dogs bday today was gonna make him some scrambled egg but I’ve only got 3 eggs left and that’s my lunch
when did Anon Babble come back and what did you lot do when it was down?
screaming
the shit white people get up to man
Lil bit zesty I won’t lie bro
4chanx is a fucking ball ache if im being honest. I cant find the feature that quotes (you) when someone responds
mad how much my room smells like a brewery after night of steaming
got a job
nah i look good and make gash wet
mine smells like a sex brewery because of all the wanking
You’re white
shoved a pencil up my bum and tried to shit it out but it maneuvered itself sideways and skewered through my rectum
sounds like a you problem. not Anon Babble X's fault you're a thicko
got a raise at work, started my PhD, got engaged
this attitude would get you nowhere in ui
literally nothing lol
I said it was a ball ache and I cant find the feature, not really an indicator of intelligence. I bet you think spelling mistakes make you thick too you little paki lmfao
gee where would an option related to quoting be
Sure you do bro….
There comes a point at which you can't cater to every moron
Where’s the Belgian cuck does he not know Anon Babble is back up
yeh not being able to spell the words of your first language absolutely makes you a spastic
posted as much as normal but on the sharty
done im
on the upside Anon Babble x does a wonderful job of filtering without stubs. Most of the spergs on here have a limited vocabulary and basic pattern recognition of some distinctive words used in their sentences allow for the filter to work like magic
mad how brick has been schooled on basic philosophy a million times yet he's still too utterly thick to update his arguments and views he just enjoys being called out time and time again as a retard
this attitude would get you nowhere in the food industry
You're an ESL immigrant then because only a foreigner puts that much value in language. There is no evidence to suggest spelling mistakes or grammatical errors is an indicator of IQ or general intelligence.
how many bad choices does a person have to make throughout life to end up caring about any of this shit
Literally Hitler
plenty of evidence in this thread to suggest you're a mongoloid
The intro to American Horror Story Coven began my fear of black people
I accept your concession
Mumberg gets me to do tesco online shops and I usually sneak in a bunch of treats and drinks when she's gone. Totally forgot this time. I'm absolutely fucked this week.
climbed everest
went to the moon
discovered atlantis
you accept penises into your anus
No one knows what this shit means lil bro
people do judge you if you write like a retard desu
are you 12?
You spaz out on here every day mate, sometimes alone with nobody else around because its the middle of the night. At the end of the day you could be on bondi beach right now touching fannois and having VBs with the lads, but you CHOOSE to post on an anime website
I thought you were disputing whether a battle of ideas exists
I think the conclusions of science are more accurate than the conclusions of religion. E.g. there's no credible evidence for the existence of God, but there is a lot of evidence for the existence of the Andromeda galaxy.
Truth is what science is investigating, unless you think that the empirical universe isn't real
so
No. He’s a fully grown man, now imagine that
why do scousers say they're not english but still rely on the english benefit system
I accidentally a whole watermelon
killed myself, currently posting from hell
the internet is faster down here than it was in australia
well obviously people have different ideas
In order for white men in the tropics to avoid going mad:
Limit midday sun exposure. English officers in African colonies were required to wear strong sun hats. Those who refused often lost their minds.
Have a specific hobby or pursuit that requires intense focus. Surfing, spearfishing/fishing, diving. Don't just "hang around." Don't just wander aimlessly (backpacking). Don't let the mind wander too much. The worst ones you see are the white men who just kinda bum around, who reside on the beach or drift around and do little else.
Take breaks. Don't live there full-time.
Why do English people forget there are other countries in the “Union” it’s not just them
Hell is situated in middle britain so that makes sense.
does this explain why australians are all bonkers?
Had it reinforced for me recently that folks that can't comply with basic spelling and grammatical conventions are wronguns
Riting gud means that you went to school and paid attention there, and - crucially - that you approach life on the basis that other people's way of doing things is worth learning
Did Rorke ever return to Anon Babble?
irrelevant virgin projection
worry about yourself
jesus was australian
mad how often prisoners who are serving life sentences for murder turn to religion as a cope
what's the point? you're not getting into heaven either way
no he wasn't. stop lying
am just resting la
Truth is what science is investigating
is it? what is your argument for that
unless you think that the empirical universe isn't real
religion isn't that interested in the empirical universe
it's a superficial reality. religion is concerned with far more important and meaningful questions like "what is a good life" "what is the order of being" "what is the ends of a human meant to be" and so on
science, by definition, is not able to approach any of these questions because science is a post hoc investigation on cause and effect in the material universe. it cannot talk about anything other than the material universe, it does not have the tools to make any sort of judgement whatsoever
they won't like you revealing this
Yes they are
this guy is a lot less handsome than the bloke who played jesus in the passion of the christ (2004)
On the online tesco shop I book the slot I know she's out so I can receive the treats and drinks in private. Often the freezer is just packed with pizzas and snack bites like cheese bites or garlic breads. She never know because it's my account so she can't check. I accidentally left a whiskey on last order though, not sure if she saw because it was a rare time she added a few items herself.
What the fuck will I do now my snacks and treats aren't arriving? Might actually have to spend my bennies on drinks and treats.
catholics believe you can do whatever you want, abuse children, murder people, as long as you say sorry to God before you die
Helps pass the time
Oh yeah? How often does that happen then. Loads, yeah? Tons maybe
You have to actually mean it though.
Captcha: G0Y TNP
All Christian’s believe that
Incorrect
Mad how fucked up Jim C was by that role
(8) you always hurt the one you love (8)
yeah mate murders happen all the time and the murderer is often caught, not always but at least half the time depending on how competent the local rozzers are and/or how stupid the murderer was
Its the same level as thinking regional accents are an indicator of intelligence. I know it might be difficult to fathom, but someone with a west country accent can still be an aircraft controller or mathematician or scientist. They'll just be saying orite mi luvlies but it wont mean they're dumb
Canada
Cannabis
Coincidence?
"what is a good life"
You don't need to imagine religious entities to answer this question
"what is the order of being"
Scientific question. It's a question about the order of the universe.
"what is the ends of a human meant to be"
Also a scientific question, and the way we currently answer that question is with the theory of evolution.
Calvinists don't they believe some people are destined for hell no matter what they do
only atheists can be so antihuman to think that forgiveness is possible is a negative lol
yeah i heard he got struck by lightning more than once during filming
god must not like people pretending to be jesus, maybe he considers it the divine equivalent of blackface
this is ignorant but also has some truth because catholics do have a kind of checkbox approach to salvation
>"what is the order of being"
Scientific question. It's a question about the order of the universe.
lmao
You don't need to imagine religious entities to answer this question
you arguably do but this is a philosophical debate not a scientific one so again you admit science cannot deal with all truths
Scientific question. It's a question about the order of the universe.
no this is a philosophical question lol
the question of being is a metaphysical, not a physical question.
Also a scientific question, and the way we currently answer that question is with the theory of evolution.
again philosophical question and that is also the exact opposite of evolution. the whole point of evolution is that it is random
religion seems sound because they had 2000 of smart guys coming up with various cope but at the end of the day you have to realise they all think the ridiculous shit in the bible actually happened, like Noah making a giant boat and putting all the animals on it etc
catholics literally and unironically believe bread and water turns into human flesh and blood in their mouths. it isnt just metaphor. they think they are chewing on human flesh.
deeply mentally unwell people
err lads if you aren't a member of the Christ of Jesus Christ (Catholic Church) then you cannot be a Christian. Peter established the Church in Rome on Christ's instruction. Protesting his church is heresy
off the bastarding vapes
craving one
Oh shush rorke. Science won. The gays won. Black cocks won. Zip it.
I’ve never vaped and I don’t smoke. Not a runt you see.
they’re so retarded
lil bro doesnt understand symbolism
most philosophically capable atheist
2000 of smart guys
what do you think is the second most ridiculously implausible bible story after noah's ark?
got into a bad habit of smoking at my desk
People who sit in their cars on their break at work are incredibly runtish
Er what were all of the other apostles for then?
ktim
i never smoked but i got hooked on vaping while on the computer
plants were created before sunlight
One of my teachers used to this and some students saw her crying in there once
kek i did this today
all the good seats at the lunch table were taken though
they literally think that
a woman being a virgin
catholics literally and unironically believe bread and water turns into human flesh and blood in their mouths
Simply incorrect
Off to gym see you losers later
Don't have a car so I sit in a toilet cubicle and eat my lunch. Don't want people seeing how much I eat.
transubstantiation isn't symbolism, it's entirely literal in the catholic church
She was only 13, rorke
Sort of but it's more that a life well-lived demonstrates that God favours you so it loops around back to salvation by good works
People who poo at work are insanely runtish as well.
i've had catholics say it to my face. also on here.
i worship the gods of my traditional aboriginal ancestors
"sure"
fuck off shy pooers are virgin freaks and you know it
i """poo""" at work (sit on the toilet on my phone for 30 minutes twice a day)
Sheldon praying to Monkey Jesus
thing that stops be from really embracing christianity is the church's complicity in colonialism. can't really see past the native american boarding schools and allat
you admit science cannot deal with all truths
Nah I don't admit that at all
the question of being is a metaphysical, not a physical question.
It's a scientific question. This question - whether a thing is - is a scientific question.
that is also the exact opposite of evolution. the whole point of evolution is that it is random
In which case the answer of what the ends of a human are is this: the ends are whatever evolution says. Evolution has selected for organisms that are good at reproducing, so you could say reproduction is the end of a human. But some humans can't reproduce - some are infertile. So maybe there is no inherent "end" of a human. Some can reproduce and are inclined to reproduce. Some can't reproduce, or aren't inclined to reproduce.
You keep mentioning philosophy but as Stephen Hawking accurately said: "Philosophy is dead. Philosophers have not kept up with modern developments in science, particularly physics. Scientists have become the bearers of the torch of discovery in our quest for knowledge."
Nah I don't admit that at all
well that's odd cos u just accidently did lol
It's a scientific question. This question - whether a thing is - is a scientific question.
that's not what ontology is and again that's not really a scientific question but a philosophical one, epistemology etc
the ends are whatever evolution say
evolution doesnt say anything
im not sure you understand what evolution is
You keep mentioning philosophy but as Stephen Hawking accurately said: "Philosophy is dead. Philosophers have not kept up with modern developments in science, particularly physics. Scientists have become the bearers of the torch of discovery in our quest for knowledge."
quoting a scientist ignorant on philosophy does not an argument make. provide evidence for your arguments if you want to be taken seriously (ironically agian a philosophical premise)
Stephen Hawking was right. What is the point of philosophy? It's just pointless speculation and intellectual masturbation. The problem of philosophy and religion is that their hypotheses aren't tested.
Religion proposes the hypothesis that there's a God. But religion isn't willing to test this hypothesis against reality. Religion isn't willing to consider the evidence for and against the existence of God. Religion just dogmatically says "yes God exists, or at least you should have faith that God exists, regardless of the evidence". So really religion is just wishful thinking.
Science is not wishful thinking. Science is where you test your hypotheses against the reality which surrounds us. Science provides knowledge which can be demonstrated through repeatable experiments. You can't do that with religion. You can't demonstrate the existence of God with a repeatable experiment.
What is the point of philosophy? It's just pointless speculation and intellectual masturbation
the utter irony of trying to dismantle philosophy by doing philosophy
lol, lmao even
Religion proposes the hypothesis that there's a God
not even true
Science is not wishful thinking.
science is absolutely wishful thinking relating to a realistic cause and effect world view etc (ironically the exact same parametres that abrahamic religions describe)
The problem of philosophy and religion is that their hypotheses aren't tested.
prove there's something wrong with that
Philosophy is just useless. The way to get real knowledge is to test the universe and observe the results of these tests.
Untested hypotheses lead to false beliefs. False beliefs lead to dangerous behaviour, which can be fatal. Fatality is bad in my view because I don't want to die. Maybe some people are okay with dying - well that's up to them.
Philosophy is just useless. The way to get real knowledge is to test the universe and observe the results of these tests.
the irony of making a philosophical claim to try and deny philosophy
It's an empirical claim. Philosophy is just speculation and intellectual masturbation.
how is it an empirical claim lmao
what's the experiment u gona do and how do u interpret it
where's ur empirical experiment for
Philosophy is just speculation and intellectual masturbation.
lmao
It's empirically verifiable that philosophy doesn't test hypotheses. If you think of qualia: where is the experiment showing that qualia exist? Qualia are just a speculation. Basically philosophers just said "I feel like there should be these things called qualia, so I'm going to talk about qualia as if qualia exist".
I do think subjective conscious experiences exist, but I would say they're the same thing as the physical activity in your brain - neurons firing, that kind of thing.
Anyway whatever, philosophy is just intellectual masturbation that doesn't reveal new knowledge as far as I can tell. Science is how we get real knowledge about the universe.