/brit/

Union Jack edition

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dey putting dey luh airmasses on

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
AND RORKE'S TO BLAME

get the experts sided

ktim every weekend for the last couple of years aha x

rorke crashing his car into a bollard at tesco

dey swangin

Mad how nice a good doner is - bit of garlic mayo, some red cabbage, onion, beef, wrapped up tightly
coorr lush

Female intuition seemingly can't penetrate the veil of social awkwardness to search for the most eugenic trait of all, intelligence. Something to think about.

Rorke sat quietly in his bedroom with the curtains closed while window cleaner does his window

howling

Stafford sighted

Had a shameful confession to make but I missed my 280-300 post window when the thread starts petering out and less people would respond.

toilet just looks like I've just chucked a chocolate gateaux down the pan

dey gon squeak yeah? x

need window cleaners locked up. you just now they're peeping on couples having sex, children getting changed etc

yeah?

Was called a nonce for taking pictures of trains again

Replacing all bad ideas with good ideas

Haha you're not getting a look

making the UK self sufficient

based, Britain needs to be an autarky

I found out sanitiser expires, in 2020 I stole a big box of hand sanitiser from work. like 400 50ml bottles of the stuff and I have been using them since.

you’ve got to prove you a fly nigga in two words

they don't actually expire, they just say that

A man has been arrested on suspicion of upskirt filming of children outside a primary school in Hove.

Police received a report of a man taking photos of children outside a school in Belfast Street at around 3.30pm yesterday.

Officers responded and searched the area, quickly locating a 21-year-old man from Hove who matched the suspect’s description.

He was arrested on suspicion of recording under clothing without consent and for stalking, and he remains in custody at this time.

I think they only expire from an insurance liability perspective
For your own personal use they should still be fine

this nigga a trainsexual

*smirks*
check this
*attempts backflip but lands on my neck and goes limp*

there were little girls on that train you NONCE

fuck the union jack

That train was only 14 years old you sick freak!

how old was the train mate...

yardie goons just shaved their batons and dey let em swang in dey luh nike tech trackies while walking to the gherkin

mental how there are people out there who make millions upon millions just sitting and playing video games all day for the amusement of children with unlimited internet access and neglectful parents

poo
barm

mallardmong absolutely done up like a kipper

matched the suspect's description

may we hear this description

Imagine the UK with 1 million people

chortling

mini fry up for tea tonight

go to train station on a Saturday night

see all the pretty women all dressed up in nice revealing outfits

start taking pictures of them for nefarious activities later

"eww are you taking pictures of me you little creep?!"

"umm no, I was actually taking a picture of this class 158 train currently approaching the platform"

get away with it

Another reason why trains are amazing.

so uh… you got a favorite color?

Sir Chinese Order

wave check x

VIVA GARETH BALE
Can’t sing that anymore tho because he took the Mbe traitor

yoo
they call me big mike

im stormz

At Carl's Jr lads

Parents gave me a girls name and have the audacity to be surprised that I changed it. Bastards are lucky I don't change my surname too and cut them out of the picture entirely.

wales is just a county of england

girls walking around dressed in tight leggings that show off their fanny bulges and their arse cracks and see through tops with no bra but apparently we're the perverted ones if we have a look not them for dressing that way

what was the name? hilary?

crashing this economy... WITH NO SURVIVORS

what's the most Welsh part of Wales? I know there's parts that are basically England and there are parts where they are odious little Welsh troll people

Genuinely not fair is it? I had to stop my weekday 3pm walks for this very reason.

No, Jessie

knew a fella named Amber growing up
ended up being gay too, but i do always wonder whether the name and subsequent bullying caused him to be gay or if he was simply born that way

probably the parts furthest away from england

fuck off nigel you cunt

A real gentleman covers their eyes as these angels pass.

Sir Xi-er Dao-ma

mate... your not one of them incels are you?
you sound like that lad off Adolescence

our politicians are going to tie us to a sinking american ship when we could be hopping on board the chinese lifeboats

I knew a guy named Seven and he had a brother named Jaw

Cheers deano x

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Sir 特色炒饭和薯条

and what does china produce that's of any value?

just stop worrying for crying out loud fuck sake rorke

She is the best female character in Fairy Tail IMO but Fairy Tail has a great and likable cast

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bring back mandatory cigarette smoking lessons in schools

you are a male character in real life

we havent had a proper school shooting incident in a while now. mental

If you're naming your son amber I reckon you might be a bit zesty yourself, perhaps his dad was a friend of Dorothy and the genes got passed down

off topic post right here

lol England's far too overpopulated to be self sufficient. We can't even produce enough food to feed the masses. How do you solve that one without vertical farming or deporting a fuck load of people?

Sir Re Poster

no country produces anything of value. it's all frivolous shit beyond the basics that cavemen needed to live

bring back plastic straws and plastic supermarket bags

cant do a pullup.

Back in the day, the welcome packs for uni freshers used to include a pack of fags.
Don't get that anymore. worlds gone to bollocks.

says on the list- replace all bad ideas with good ideas

when I get a job I will buy the best graphics card on earth

don't care for kebab, it's far too spicy

Planning on trying out for The Chase while Bradders is still hosting it. Give me some interesting facts. (Pretty please)

unironically just had a meeting with two guys and one of them was named Muhammady Muhammad

mad how third worlders pay mobile games and get sucked into paying for ingame cosmetics, i know they dont have many distractions in life but surely you value food over pixels

woke mob just gathered at my door with pitchforks and suchlike

doner meat is disgusting crap

mad how we can't even take a sip from our bottle of coke these days without getting a lid pushed into our nose

The Battle of Rorke's Drift (2025)

im a meat doner for your mom

orange man shrek

ha ha

lol

the woke mob had a massive projector and were showing adolescence on a loop in the middle of town today

Do negatives daily until you can do 1.

I'm proud of you for purchasing a pullup bar.

more people are dying of obesity than hunger nowadays

every foreigner I work with spends 99% of their free time watching absolute slop on tiktok or instagram

woke mob just raped my arse sideways

mental how the government is creating sensationalist propaganda films to whip up public opinion in favour of their intended policies and everyone is just fine with that

and said, “Verily I say unto you, unless ye be converted and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the Kingdom of Heaven.

keir starmer is going to ban smoking outside of pubs

mad how they use to show Punch and Judy acts in schools and in public when the show was entirely about some nasty man abusing his wife

cheers mate x

we're a different time

kidney stone status: agony

literally me

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then he's going to make all of the outdoors legally the outside of a pub

were I meant
fucked it didn't I?

he's going to stop us from smoking in our own homes

I'm in touch with my gay side

you think shitposting on /brit/ is better?

anyone else notice how the world seems to be getting more boring? i feel like everything like films, the internet, people, clubs, pubs, bars, films, video games, etc. are just getting significantly worse with every passing year

going to make us all live outside in woke beyond burger farms

you need to watch Unbelievable (2019) on netflix. you won't believe what happens

kier starmer is most anti gamer prime minister we've ever had

He has my vote

yeah it genuinely is

Last time I went to the library (to print out a returns label) the very first thing that greeted me was a huge display of pro-tranny books aimed at children, pretty much like picrel only 3 or 4 times bigger.

we ran the background check sir

he is not employed anywhere and never had a job

he has no social media and no phone number

his residence is allegedly at his parents house but after 16 months of observation we have never once seen him go in or out

we asked neighbours and people nearby but nobody seems to know who he is

he has no friends and no girlfriend

he also has no bank account, never paid taxes and isnt a member in any club anywhere in this city

its like we are hunting a ghost

who the hell is this guy chief?

unintentionally got into a back and forth with a woman i work with that resulted on me implying her son is retarded and she refused to talk to me after

have a feeling it will be a meeting with 'berg tomorrow morning

The librarian for the school I work for is a literal bull dyke who is constantly pushing fag, negro, and holocaust fiction on the children.

Watched it, was good.

love Kaitlyn Dever

Don't like it don't read it. LGBT people exist regardless of what you think. Trying to erase their presence from society isn't a normal thought to have.

The trans epidemic of the 2010s and 2020s will have the unfortunate side effect of long term dysgenics and a tragic loss of IQ genetics

Had the craze never happened, socially awkward, highly intelligent, highly autistic nerdy men would have done what they did in previous decades, become academic professors, government bureaucrats, military contractors, scientific consultants, and married and had children and would have passed on their IQ points to future generations. Instead, they utterly nuked their bloodlines to become fetishistic gooners in anime lingerie playing twitch streams. Entire nerdy subcultures decimated

why do you want to push your perverted ideologies onto children so badly?

Transgenderism is a child abuse cult and you all need shooting in the back of the head

Do i max out my s&s isa or cash isa? President bog shart seems to be crashing the market but idk if this is the start or the end

poo

supporting a black owned business in a few mins x

you hate bums and scroungers because they've figured out the game is rigged and the only way to win is to cheat

People who believe they are trans do of course exist, but there is no such thing as being 'trans' it's just made up bollocks.

Good on you mate, keep it up

I love bums though

Doesn't the quuran have a passage in saying Allah is the greatest deceiver?

depressed

talk to parents, gpberg

"lol just go for a walk anon"

Thanks guy, solved everything

shut the fuck up paedophile

waitrose order arriving in 15 minutes

bunch of copes and lies made up by trannies in denial

the truth is that 99% of all great inventors and artists have been heterosexual alpha males
anyone that got "tricked" into trying to change their sex with makeup and hormones is by definition a retard

Would you support them if we had the technology for people to change their gender flawlessly?

Timothy Byrne is a genius

would love to shag her frail little body when she's least expecting it

never been in a waitrose in my life

leaky tips

erm I don't believe that was the message of the show

Used to get free hot chocolates from waitrose. Those were the days.

isnt it like a povvo hotspot

PG tips = phat goon tips

no it's posh
not as posh as marks but still posh

no it's a tarq supermarket

a supertarqet, if you will

two BRUTALLY autistic lads at work (I'm not one)

speaking of leaky tips isn't it crazy how pre-cum is it's own distinct fluid and not just leftover cum in the shaft?

Adults can do what they like to their own bodies but I don't support the way they are indoctrinating confused children and encouraging them to undergo mutilating surgeries and take sterilising drugs. It's pure evil.

SeasideMark's

I'm the autistic lad at my work

everyone hates me and thinks I'm weird (which I am)

err went to waitrose today, should I be worried?

ran out of suno credits

I do my weekly shop at londis

What would you do if someone said 'hello' to you?

Cheeky nandos with the lads

only shop at 'trose these days just better quality

might write a book thats just a rip off of john tucket must die except the lead character's name is changed to donald trump so that it becomes 'donald trump must die'

did you hear me. i said I'll call it DONALD TRUMP MUST DIE

Business idea: hormone blockers to stop aging instead of using them to troon out

:)

got the explaining computers DOT COM on

business idea: Hitler 2.0

the assassination of donald trump by the hero anon mcbritface

reckon he nonces kids?

no, just that nobody can deceive or scheme against him or his prophets because he's the creator and therefore the greatest planner

chinowanker detected

im just gonna say what everyone's thinking.
The only people i've ever met who like anime and aren't complete degens are black guys.

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Rorke's mum and her new troon mates snorting progesterone

The opposite. Waitrose and M&S are the two posh cunt supermarkets.

ive already asked my wife's boyfriend for a switch 2 for christmas

no he's got a weird fetish, has another channel full of dodgy videos, can't remember the name

you forgot to tip the bull

what's more tarq, shopping at farm shops or going to waitrose/marks n sparks

farmers complaining about equipment prices

Ah yes complaining about a piece of equipment which does the job of a dozen men being expensive

shopping at farm shops obviously
loads of non posh people shop at waitrose or m&s simply because they're close/convenient
no cunt lives down the road from a farm shop unless they're megatarq

pg tips are leaky and impatient for grippydem

Thought I'd found the one but starting to find her annoying and less attractive (she hasn't changed)

launching my latest gimmique tomorrow at 5pm

Cyberpunk has a Switch 2 release

/brit/ supermarket rankings

tarq tier

m&s
waitrose

deano tier

tesco
sainsburys

leftypol tier

co op
wholefoods

rorke tier

asda
morrisons

wog tier

lidl
aldi

that's 8 months away

funny apes drinking katie's tea from out the spout

waitrose/marks

she's a BITCH

wholefoods

foy

SCREAMING

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You'll give a Rolex to your son
And a Seiko to your Grandson
While your G-Shock will be worn by your great grandson

shop exclusively in iceland me

They're both equally Tarq

Lidl and Aldi are pretty good and I've seen quite a few middle class people in there, looking to save a quid or two I guess

M&S is upper-deano, posh readymeal shite

Booths tarq-tier (also god-tier)

Iceland wog tier

Asda also now owned by pakis and they pushing halal/eid shit

AAAAAHHHHHHH

Try going outside mate we have wholefoods here

Great stuff janman

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if you're ever starving and low on money, just dox yourself you'll get free pizza

Okay Wang Qing but you're still joining the American Empire

Once posted 'MOUSEY MELTY' and got a three day ban for 'being disrespectful to other cultures' or whatever it is.

check your london privilege

based Booths appreciator

any bent gay homosexual porn man in?

wog

can you send free cheese pizza my way

omg I can't believe they used AI to come up with the tariffs

t. man who has no idea what tariffs are, only heard about them today, saw this image elsewhere online today and now has to make it a point of his personality to find it outrageous that a political administration used AI to come up with tariff rates because he saw others lambasting it (despite having no idea what any of this shit means)

Tired of this shit man.

UM

Sir Lebanese Grill

got some coriander powder up my nose earlier and now i'm all sniffly

M&S Best Ever Chicken Tikka Masala
M&S Pilau Rice
Morrison's onion bhajis
Morrison's chicken tikka samosas

Quite a nice little tea for me and mumberg, meseemeth

bumhole is so itchy

havent had drugs in years. would like some drugs

shut the fuck up rorke

Ever shag her up the arse

same but sex not drugs I've had loads of drugs

I just went through the thread and reported all of ziedbelg’s spam and got this back from janny
Something very weird is going on here, something very weird indeed

might put ginger in my tea

doing ket for the first time this weekend me

how are lesbian real if their sex toys are shaped like dicks?

I've had the same before for reporting the same person's posts. weird innit

imagine being a rich fag right now when you're salary is eaten by inflation and your investments are all down. you worked exceptionally hard your reward is completely fucking average earnings

makes me glad i just do the bare minimum to scrape by. ye i dont earn much but i also didnt have to try hard like you

Scarisbrick Road, Norris Green, Liverpool. Coronation Day 1953 a family photo from Ray Brown

grow up

no (You) from me

sunday mate i promise

those most affected by inflation are poor people

back to believing 190 is behind all of this

scousers love the royals

Jannies don't seem to want to remove the Belgian's spam

So I just filtered the Belgian

Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power

No, though I did go through a brief phase of fantasising about her whilst browsing Anon Babble and its fabled /winc/ threads

FORESTY FOREST
HE LIVES IN A VAN

Get it up her lad

mad how we all have willies dangling between our legs right now

yeah it’s quite mad how he’s allowed to spam without consequence

nothing about that is to do with ai you utter retard lmao

no smoke without fire

mine doesn't dangle it sits perkly atop my testes

generating pictures of my ideal gf

david ass nigga

Yes, definitely. No women here. No sir-ee. Just sat here with my penis being a male

Chelsea XI: Sanchez; Gusto, Chalobah, Colwill, Cucurella; Caicedo, Enzo; Neto, Palmer, Sancho; Jackson.

Tottenham XI: Vicario; Spence, Romero, Van de Ven, Udogie; Bentancur, Bergvall, Maddison; Odobert, Solanke, Son.

haha yes lad you should post it, and i’ll reply with mine

the results are in

Chinese guys have an attitude here

who?

all my food is from farmfoods and iceland

NEW

we could do with more chinese immigrants. maybe they avoid here because they hate us for what we did.

ngubu

Mate you do realise that in the standard orthography for romanising Chinese names, a "Q" represents an aspirated alveolo-palatal affricate tɕʰ so "Wang Qing" sounds nothing like "wanking"