Union Jack edition
/brit/
dey putting dey luh airmasses on
We've all been there
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
AND RORKE'S TO BLAME
get the experts sided
ktim every weekend for the last couple of years aha x
rorke crashing his car into a bollard at tesco
rorkes da
dey swangin
Mad how nice a good doner is - bit of garlic mayo, some red cabbage, onion, beef, wrapped up tightly
coorr lush
Female intuition seemingly can't penetrate the veil of social awkwardness to search for the most eugenic trait of all, intelligence. Something to think about.
Rorke sat quietly in his bedroom with the curtains closed while window cleaner does his window
howling
Stafford sighted
Had a shameful confession to make but I missed my 280-300 post window when the thread starts petering out and less people would respond.
toilet just looks like I've just chucked a chocolate gateaux down the pan
dey gon squeak yeah? x
need window cleaners locked up. you just now they're peeping on couples having sex, children getting changed etc
yeah?
Was called a nonce for taking pictures of trains again
Replacing all bad ideas with good ideas
Haha you're not getting a look
making the UK self sufficient
based, Britain needs to be an autarky
I found out sanitiser expires, in 2020 I stole a big box of hand sanitiser from work. like 400 50ml bottles of the stuff and I have been using them since.
you’ve got to prove you a fly nigga in two words
they don't actually expire, they just say that
A man has been arrested on suspicion of upskirt filming of children outside a primary school in Hove.
Police received a report of a man taking photos of children outside a school in Belfast Street at around 3.30pm yesterday.
Officers responded and searched the area, quickly locating a 21-year-old man from Hove who matched the suspect’s description.
He was arrested on suspicion of recording under clothing without consent and for stalking, and he remains in custody at this time.
I think they only expire from an insurance liability perspective
For your own personal use they should still be fine
this nigga a trainsexual
*smirks*
check this
*attempts backflip but lands on my neck and goes limp*
there were little girls on that train you NONCE
fuck the union jack
That train was only 14 years old you sick freak!
how old was the train mate...
yardie goons just shaved their batons and dey let em swang in dey luh nike tech trackies while walking to the gherkin
mental how there are people out there who make millions upon millions just sitting and playing video games all day for the amusement of children with unlimited internet access and neglectful parents
poo
barm
mallardmong absolutely done up like a kipper
matched the suspect's description
may we hear this description
Imagine the UK with 1 million people
chortling
mini fry up for tea tonight
go to train station on a Saturday night
see all the pretty women all dressed up in nice revealing outfits
start taking pictures of them for nefarious activities later
"eww are you taking pictures of me you little creep?!"
"umm no, I was actually taking a picture of this class 158 train currently approaching the platform"
get away with it
Another reason why trains are amazing.
so uh… you got a favorite color?
Sir Chinese Order
wave check x
VIVA GARETH BALE
Can’t sing that anymore tho because he took the Mbe traitor
yoo
they call me big mike
im stormz
At Carl's Jr lads
Parents gave me a girls name and have the audacity to be surprised that I changed it. Bastards are lucky I don't change my surname too and cut them out of the picture entirely.
wales is just a county of england
girls walking around dressed in tight leggings that show off their fanny bulges and their arse cracks and see through tops with no bra but apparently we're the perverted ones if we have a look not them for dressing that way
what was the name? hilary?
crashing this economy... WITH NO SURVIVORS
what's the most Welsh part of Wales? I know there's parts that are basically England and there are parts where they are odious little Welsh troll people
Genuinely not fair is it? I had to stop my weekday 3pm walks for this very reason.
No, Jessie
knew a fella named Amber growing up
ended up being gay too, but i do always wonder whether the name and subsequent bullying caused him to be gay or if he was simply born that way
probably the parts furthest away from england
fuck off nigel you cunt
A real gentleman covers their eyes as these angels pass.
Sir Xi-er Dao-ma
mate... your not one of them incels are you?
you sound like that lad off Adolescence
our politicians are going to tie us to a sinking american ship when we could be hopping on board the chinese lifeboats
I knew a guy named Seven and he had a brother named Jaw
Cheers deano x
Sir 特色炒饭和薯条
and what does china produce that's of any value?
just stop worrying for crying out loud fuck sake rorke
She is the best female character in Fairy Tail IMO but Fairy Tail has a great and likable cast
bring back mandatory cigarette smoking lessons in schools
you are a male character in real life
we havent had a proper school shooting incident in a while now. mental
If you're naming your son amber I reckon you might be a bit zesty yourself, perhaps his dad was a friend of Dorothy and the genes got passed down
off topic post right here
lol England's far too overpopulated to be self sufficient. We can't even produce enough food to feed the masses. How do you solve that one without vertical farming or deporting a fuck load of people?
Sir Re Poster
no country produces anything of value. it's all frivolous shit beyond the basics that cavemen needed to live
bring back plastic straws and plastic supermarket bags
cant do a pullup.
Back in the day, the welcome packs for uni freshers used to include a pack of fags.
Don't get that anymore. worlds gone to bollocks.
says on the list- replace all bad ideas with good ideas
when I get a job I will buy the best graphics card on earth
don't care for kebab, it's far too spicy
Planning on trying out for The Chase while Bradders is still hosting it. Give me some interesting facts. (Pretty please)
unironically just had a meeting with two guys and one of them was named Muhammady Muhammad
mad how third worlders pay mobile games and get sucked into paying for ingame cosmetics, i know they dont have many distractions in life but surely you value food over pixels
woke mob just gathered at my door with pitchforks and suchlike
doner meat is disgusting crap
mad how we can't even take a sip from our bottle of coke these days without getting a lid pushed into our nose
The Battle of Rorke's Drift (2025)
im a meat doner for your mom
orange man shrek
ha ha
lol
the woke mob had a massive projector and were showing adolescence on a loop in the middle of town today
Do negatives daily until you can do 1.
I'm proud of you for purchasing a pullup bar.
more people are dying of obesity than hunger nowadays
every foreigner I work with spends 99% of their free time watching absolute slop on tiktok or instagram
woke mob just raped my arse sideways
mental how the government is creating sensationalist propaganda films to whip up public opinion in favour of their intended policies and everyone is just fine with that
and said, “Verily I say unto you, unless ye be converted and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the Kingdom of Heaven.
keir starmer is going to ban smoking outside of pubs
Woke-a-cola
mad how they use to show Punch and Judy acts in schools and in public when the show was entirely about some nasty man abusing his wife
cheers mate x
we're a different time
kidney stone status: agony
literally me
then he's going to make all of the outdoors legally the outside of a pub
were I meant
fucked it didn't I?
he's going to stop us from smoking in our own homes
I'm in touch with my gay side
you think shitposting on /brit/ is better?
Worked out at the library today
anyone else notice how the world seems to be getting more boring? i feel like everything like films, the internet, people, clubs, pubs, bars, films, video games, etc. are just getting significantly worse with every passing year
going to make us all live outside in woke beyond burger farms
you need to watch Unbelievable (2019) on netflix. you won't believe what happens
kier starmer is most anti gamer prime minister we've ever had
He has my vote
yeah it genuinely is
Last time I went to the library (to print out a returns label) the very first thing that greeted me was a huge display of pro-tranny books aimed at children, pretty much like picrel only 3 or 4 times bigger.
we ran the background check sir
he is not employed anywhere and never had a job
he has no social media and no phone number
his residence is allegedly at his parents house but after 16 months of observation we have never once seen him go in or out
we asked neighbours and people nearby but nobody seems to know who he is
he has no friends and no girlfriend
he also has no bank account, never paid taxes and isnt a member in any club anywhere in this city
its like we are hunting a ghost
who the hell is this guy chief?
unintentionally got into a back and forth with a woman i work with that resulted on me implying her son is retarded and she refused to talk to me after
have a feeling it will be a meeting with 'berg tomorrow morning
The librarian for the school I work for is a literal bull dyke who is constantly pushing fag, negro, and holocaust fiction on the children.
Watched it, was good.
love Kaitlyn Dever
Don't like it don't read it. LGBT people exist regardless of what you think. Trying to erase their presence from society isn't a normal thought to have.
The trans epidemic of the 2010s and 2020s will have the unfortunate side effect of long term dysgenics and a tragic loss of IQ genetics
Had the craze never happened, socially awkward, highly intelligent, highly autistic nerdy men would have done what they did in previous decades, become academic professors, government bureaucrats, military contractors, scientific consultants, and married and had children and would have passed on their IQ points to future generations. Instead, they utterly nuked their bloodlines to become fetishistic gooners in anime lingerie playing twitch streams. Entire nerdy subcultures decimated
mental how they got away with releasing this
why do you want to push your perverted ideologies onto children so badly?
Transgenderism is a child abuse cult and you all need shooting in the back of the head
Do i max out my s&s isa or cash isa? President bog shart seems to be crashing the market but idk if this is the start or the end
poo
amiin
supporting a black owned business in a few mins x
youtube.com
All fokin rise de lads, all rise de laaads
you hate bums and scroungers because they've figured out the game is rigged and the only way to win is to cheat
People who believe they are trans do of course exist, but there is no such thing as being 'trans' it's just made up bollocks.
Good on you mate, keep it up
I love bums though
Doesn't the quuran have a passage in saying Allah is the greatest deceiver?
depressed
talk to parents, gpberg
"lol just go for a walk anon"
Thanks guy, solved everything
shut the fuck up paedophile
waitrose order arriving in 15 minutes
bunch of copes and lies made up by trannies in denial
the truth is that 99% of all great inventors and artists have been heterosexual alpha males
anyone that got "tricked" into trying to change their sex with makeup and hormones is by definition a retard
Would you support them if we had the technology for people to change their gender flawlessly?
Timothy Byrne is a genius
would love to shag her frail little body when she's least expecting it
never been in a waitrose in my life
leaky tips
erm I don't believe that was the message of the show
Used to get free hot chocolates from waitrose. Those were the days.
isnt it like a povvo hotspot
PG tips = phat goon tips
no it's posh
not as posh as marks but still posh
no it's a tarq supermarket
a supertarqet, if you will
two BRUTALLY autistic lads at work (I'm not one)
speaking of leaky tips isn't it crazy how pre-cum is it's own distinct fluid and not just leftover cum in the shaft?
Adults can do what they like to their own bodies but I don't support the way they are indoctrinating confused children and encouraging them to undergo mutilating surgeries and take sterilising drugs. It's pure evil.
SeasideMark's
I'm the autistic lad at my work
everyone hates me and thinks I'm weird (which I am)
err went to waitrose today, should I be worried?
ran out of suno credits
I do my weekly shop at londis
What would you do if someone said 'hello' to you?
Cheeky nandos with the lads
only shop at 'trose these days just better quality
might write a book thats just a rip off of john tucket must die except the lead character's name is changed to donald trump so that it becomes 'donald trump must die'
did you hear me. i said I'll call it DONALD TRUMP MUST DIE
Business idea: hormone blockers to stop aging instead of using them to troon out
:)
got the explaining computers DOT COM on
business idea: Hitler 2.0
the assassination of donald trump by the hero anon mcbritface
reckon he nonces kids?
no, just that nobody can deceive or scheme against him or his prophets because he's the creator and therefore the greatest planner
chinowanker detected
im just gonna say what everyone's thinking.
The only people i've ever met who like anime and aren't complete degens are black guys.
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Rorke's mum and her new troon mates snorting progesterone
The opposite. Waitrose and M&S are the two posh cunt supermarkets.
ive already asked my wife's boyfriend for a switch 2 for christmas
no he's got a weird fetish, has another channel full of dodgy videos, can't remember the name
you forgot to tip the bull
what's more tarq, shopping at farm shops or going to waitrose/marks n sparks
farmers complaining about equipment prices
Ah yes complaining about a piece of equipment which does the job of a dozen men being expensive
shopping at farm shops obviously
loads of non posh people shop at waitrose or m&s simply because they're close/convenient
no cunt lives down the road from a farm shop unless they're megatarq
pg tips are leaky and impatient for grippydem
Thought I'd found the one but starting to find her annoying and less attractive (she hasn't changed)
launching my latest gimmique tomorrow at 5pm
Cyberpunk has a Switch 2 release
/brit/ supermarket rankings
tarq tier
m&s
waitrose
deano tier
tesco
sainsburys
leftypol tier
co op
wholefoods
rorke tier
asda
morrisons
wog tier
lidl
aldi
that's 8 months away
funny apes drinking katie's tea from out the spout
waitrose/marks
she's a BITCH
wholefoods
foy
SCREAMING
You'll give a Rolex to your son
And a Seiko to your Grandson
While your G-Shock will be worn by your great grandson
shop exclusively in iceland me
They're both equally Tarq
Lidl and Aldi are pretty good and I've seen quite a few middle class people in there, looking to save a quid or two I guess
M&S is upper-deano, posh readymeal shite
Booths tarq-tier (also god-tier)
Iceland wog tier
Asda also now owned by pakis and they pushing halal/eid shit
AAAAAHHHHHHH
Try going outside mate we have wholefoods here
Great stuff janman
if you're ever starving and low on money, just dox yourself you'll get free pizza
Okay Wang Qing but you're still joining the American Empire
Once posted 'MOUSEY MELTY' and got a three day ban for 'being disrespectful to other cultures' or whatever it is.
check your london privilege
based Booths appreciator
any bent gay homosexual porn man in?
wog
can you send free cheese pizza my way
omg I can't believe they used AI to come up with the tariffs
t. man who has no idea what tariffs are, only heard about them today, saw this image elsewhere online today and now has to make it a point of his personality to find it outrageous that a political administration used AI to come up with tariff rates because he saw others lambasting it (despite having no idea what any of this shit means)
Tired of this shit man.
UM
Sir Lebanese Grill
got some coriander powder up my nose earlier and now i'm all sniffly
M&S Best Ever Chicken Tikka Masala
M&S Pilau Rice
Morrison's onion bhajis
Morrison's chicken tikka samosas
Quite a nice little tea for me and mumberg, meseemeth
bumhole is so itchy
havent had drugs in years. would like some drugs
shut the fuck up rorke
Ever shag her up the arse
same but sex not drugs I've had loads of drugs
I just went through the thread and reported all of ziedbelg’s spam and got this back from janny
Something very weird is going on here, something very weird indeed
might put ginger in my tea
doing ket for the first time this weekend me
how are lesbian real if their sex toys are shaped like dicks?
I've had the same before for reporting the same person's posts. weird innit
imagine being a rich fag right now when you're salary is eaten by inflation and your investments are all down. you worked exceptionally hard your reward is completely fucking average earnings
makes me glad i just do the bare minimum to scrape by. ye i dont earn much but i also didnt have to try hard like you
Scarisbrick Road, Norris Green, Liverpool. Coronation Day 1953 a family photo from Ray Brown
grow up
no (You) from me
sunday mate i promise
those most affected by inflation are poor people
back to believing 190 is behind all of this
scousers love the royals
Jannies don't seem to want to remove the Belgian's spam
So I just filtered the Belgian
Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power
No, though I did go through a brief phase of fantasising about her whilst browsing Anon Babble and its fabled /winc/ threads
FORESTY FOREST
HE LIVES IN A VAN
Get it up her lad
mad how we all have willies dangling between our legs right now
yeah it’s quite mad how he’s allowed to spam without consequence
nothing about that is to do with ai you utter retard lmao
no smoke without fire
mine doesn't dangle it sits perkly atop my testes
generating pictures of my ideal gf
david ass nigga
Yes, definitely. No women here. No sir-ee. Just sat here with my penis being a male
Chelsea XI: Sanchez; Gusto, Chalobah, Colwill, Cucurella; Caicedo, Enzo; Neto, Palmer, Sancho; Jackson.
Tottenham XI: Vicario; Spence, Romero, Van de Ven, Udogie; Bentancur, Bergvall, Maddison; Odobert, Solanke, Son.
haha yes lad you should post it, and i’ll reply with mine
the results are in
Chinese guys have an attitude here
who?
all my food is from farmfoods and iceland
NEW
we could do with more chinese immigrants. maybe they avoid here because they hate us for what we did.
ngubu
Mate you do realise that in the standard orthography for romanising Chinese names, a "Q" represents an aspirated alveolo-palatal affricate tɕʰ so "Wang Qing" sounds nothing like "wanking"