Art edition
/brit/
early fag shit
faggot
I thought there'd be more posts :(
dont understand christianity because the bibles too hard to read but believe in jesus and god and think they're good blokes and hopefully thats enough to geg
me into heaven
no you didn't
get fucked
What does Limmy do when he’s not streaming?
Might just suck a cock and get the gay shit out of my system
What would you like to understand about it? What about praying to be born again?
good, and your faith will now be taken care of and developed further
Mate is in the Maldives and he keeps bombarding me with pictures instead of actually going out and enjoying himself. He even sent like a 3 minute silent video of him walking around his hotel room to the group chat. Swear some people care more about showing off than living in the moment.
disregard the bible and read yhe binble
Yesterday I couldn't stop pooing, now I can't poo. What a fucking rollercoaster
me personally? reckon there could be a god due to humanities lack of understanding 99.9% of the universe and life itself
but put me down as agnostic and I'll just hope being a good enough person is enough to get into heaven and that god didn't mind the whole lack of faith but not complete denial of him aspect of my existence
heard there's some rats working for the janny here
can't see myself seeing the year out
NIGGER FAGGOT SON
You shouldn’t disparage the janny he does some great work
mad how they didnt work out perspective until the 1500s
mad how south africans are so anglophobic
amazing show that, shame it never gets discussed anymore
when you think about the 7 days of creation, life's kind of like a 7 day free trial
winrar
just had sexual intercourse
I know English art gets a bad rap, but at least there were a few decent artists and notable works. How come Scotland and Wales don't have any though? The Scots only have one famous painting and it was an Englishman that painted it
I feel like having a wank but not sure whether I should waste my three day nut in case the gf fancies a shag tonight
kek this is NOT me, I'm a virgin freak you see
T
ah would you look at that an englishman trying to start an england vs scotland discussion and yet you'll all claim it's us that do it all the time and not you
usually like to get a wank in before i shag so i can last more than 2 minutes before spunking
I also fancy a wank but I can also sense a poo working its way through my bowels
I don't like pooing soon after cooming and I have a long post-poo refractory period
got a trixie on
RAYLAN GIBBONS AS I LIVE AND BREATH
raping a word
Celts are a soulless martial race of automatons who are only capable of building cold, hard, utilitarian things, not beautiful and delicate works of art.
Maybe I'm from Palau
haven't felt like wanking since i've had a bereavement
justified fucking sucked
Scottish are goblins who live under trees
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mambo Number Five
i hide my stink
poo looks suspiciously like chocolate
Nice day to doss about
Been watching Pobol y Cwm to learn Welsh and I'm genuinely starting to understand it a bit now.
I don’t really have a problem with lasting desu plus I get way more into it when I’m horny as fuck and it just feels good spaffing a big load in her minge instead of dribbling out half a watery teaspoon.
Best time to wank is when you have a poo in the chamber. Nature’s buttplug, presses against the prostate gently and provides more pleasure.
Sorry to hear that lad hope you can get back to wanking soon
alri snickerdoodle arse
might go frolicking in the sun later
Will be leaving for a long weekend holiday in an hour so if one of you can take notes of the gimmicks I missed and get back to me on Monday night that would be great
got detectorists on
England and Wales are the only countries with a fully privatised water and sewage disposal system
This guy gets it
couple more hours
welsh niggers really finna be speakimg cum rag omfds
shagging my teddy bear
I used to have 'Fais pas ci, fais pas ça' on as background noise. I can't speak French, but it had this MILF on it and I couldn't stop thinking about fucking her up the bum
sex with fanny (fanny being a swedish female name)
is that why both of them are so shit at their jobs?
Based Vivi x
how did you guys fuck up your country so hilariously badly in one lifetime
are nhs
getting sad about the state of the country lads
Oldley Walsh
hey see that party that is slowly destroying the country known as the tories......LETS KEEP THEM IN POWER FOR NEARLY TWO DECADES AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS
like that
nth for the holodem
lol
take that dikk
save us bruce
prove it
HOOTIG
do one leftypol, labour did all the damage by flooding in pakis and pushing woke tranny slop
surrendering my bumhole to bbc
barely wash
yeah but imagine how bad things would have been if we let labour destroy the country instead compared to how we let the tories destroy the country
very compelling argument rorke
you serious
Remember helperlad?
mental that england has become so much worse than scotland that the english are immigrating here in masses
Remember when Bradley Welsh did racist matery
Why didn't the dumb jocks vote for independence and fuck off. They're a bigger burden on English tax payers than the sheeds
Yeah other than everyone being fitter, healthier, wealthier and longer-living
mental to think scots consider it an achievement to sell their country to the auld enemy and think it's a win because they're not pakis lol
labour hasn't been for the working man since the 70s you delusional self destructive twat hope you get a bunch of somalian cunts move in next door
bought some suede boots
rorke onamadone
I am woke
awoken
any racist misogynistic anti-semite man in?
the bet
not ew
uh oh
What does poo actually taste like
first thoughts immediately go to paki's because nigel knows his country is flooded with them kek
poo?
You rang?
yh
rorke walks in the room
the room goes silent, all look in his direction
the jukebox: EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
*rorke twerks his gay porn arse to uproarious applause*
My favourite thing Scottish people do is when pretend they were victims of English colonialism even though they willingly joined the Union, under a Scottish king, so that they wouldn’t miss out on colonising the new world after their colony ambitions in the Darien Gap failed.
Never ask a left-wing Scot why there are so many Jamaicans with Scottish surnames.
backing favorites at aintree
lol or even lmao
absolutely mindbroke the enemy tank in this overwatch game
WE LOVE BBC
God is building a house for you right now.
My favourite thing English people do is import brown people to replace themselves and then complain about it like they didn't do it themselves
finna turn sacked tranny into blacked tranny
rombobualting
did the man post the bait comment yeah?
Got a call for you, Rorke.
new creps came in
LOOOOOOL
My favourite thing about English people is when they bring up events that happened hundreds of years ago in some bizarre coping strategy so they don't have to face what is happening currently
Edinburgh? English
St Andrews? English
Stirling? English
Glasgow? English
Perth? English
Orkney? English
Skye? English
were you at the fucking pub again rorke
has an old outdated image named SNP in his meme folder while his party is currently being led by a black woman
this is just sad nigel
The scotch literally riot if a rapist refugee gets arrested lol
um
My favourite thing about Scottish 'people' is when they mention England being full of Pakis in some bizarre coping strategy so they don't have to face having worse living standards by every major metric
um
UK went to the dogs when The Streets stopped being a recognizable band
BUMMED HIM
More please
that’s gay porn
Ooh Rorkey
I feel like
Music sounds better with poo
Poo might
Brings us both together
can smell the poo fumes off that webm
Woke bastard
cute smile at the end
the streets remember the streets
That guy’s getting fucked up the ass.
who let rorke cook bruh
Funniest thing about seeing an english poster on here is that there is a high chance he is actually brown, there is a high chance you are actually reading a post made by a person brown of skin
Fancy bummin a lad like him, dors i. Yer bum can't get pregnant.
Would anyone like to shit up my fuck?
Listening to Kiss From A Rose
RIP Val Kilmer
Girlfriendberg on her 10th round of 5-more-minutes
i’m white :D
I reckon I would de lid
average /brit/ thread
Kiss From A Rorke
Genuinely don't understand how people can spend more than 20 minutes at an art exhibition. Alright, so they're all pretty pieces of art, but it doesn't take half an hour to look at each piece of art, does it?
would still stick it up her
it does rorke
it does
take me back to the year 2000
slamming mountain dews while playing diablo 2 late into the night
looks well tbf
cant stop saying the n word as an autistic tic
got one where i put on a southern accent and talk about sending niggers to the moon
ktim
not even an art freak but can easily lose hours in a gallery
“folks” is the most raped word. It’s been transformed from a faustian callback evoking blood memory into a longhoused quirked up reddit shibboleth
Good take, but I raise you "y'all"
Whatever happened to Joey Essex??
Mines not big but it's agile
Who cares
It’s crazy how good it feels getting fucked by a man
Rebuild the Hadrian's Wall
Like, building rocket ships for them or…
Rorke talking about 'defending western civilisation' and then making posts like this.
10% of all posts in the thread filtered
Absorbed into the Kingdom of Robert Englund
Essex moved to Dubai in 2023, following his stint on Dancing on Ice, after thieves reportedly broke into his home in January 2023.
filteting ziednonce was the best thing i done, wish i did it sooner instead of trying to fight it
How? I'm genuinely curious because whenever I go to one I look at everything for about 10 seconds and then I move on to the next room until I've seen everything.
And they want you to believe it’s unnatural
i time my art museum exhibition visits
i love east asian women
Spaffen SS
How can I do this from the position of doing the fucking? I'm unsure how to go about it.
This nigga fileted zeidbelg
When I watched Space Jam as a young lad I thought the ball the young Michael Jordan uses at the start was made out of chocolate.
you just don’t get it then
poo? more like gay poo
Don’t set off Zoidberg
blonde spanish girls
Stealing that
Just ate some gay porn grapes
gay homosexuals be like corr my favourite
don't "get" art. I can recognise a nice painting of a countryside or something but one of those abstract ones is just pretentious SHITE
I thought it was Michael Jordan singing the 'come on and slam' song
had six wanks last night
You understand little.
well i'm a talentless slug of a man so i enjoy briefly living vicariously through the works of people from all eras with infinite more talent and creativity than me
Some of them are aesthetic in the sense that they would nicely complement a bare white wall with a bit of colour, but they're just pretentious shite from arrogant clowns
What if he farts on my dick? What's the proper etiquette in such a situation. Don't know that I fancy that.
yeah its like an old timey entrepreneur guy
agreed. i only like art that demonstrates skill
feeling sad
They made a film about you rorke
youtube.com
having some fantastic overwatch games
How about gaining a clue? Ever thought about trying that?
the vast majority of the internet are just automated spambots. even the "memes" are AI now, internet has hollowed out.
ayo brit niggas eatin beans!!!
OVERWATCH ME
OVERWATCH ME
Americans hate beans on toast but love Mexican slop fajitas with beans
*starts sparking rorke freaks the fuck out*
grow up
today's material
people don't look like that!
omfds can just imagine one of you fucking neeks saying that
A mother who killed her newborn baby boy in 1998 while in the grip of severe post-natal depression has been given a suspended sentence after a judge decided the case "called for compassion".
So women can murder when they feel a bit sad
2 Tier Kier at it again
just sold my VUAG
well i'm a talentless slug of a man
ktim
convinced that all these
everyone and everything on the internet is now just bots and AI
posts are just bots and AI
baked beans invokes a pavlovian response in foreigners its almost psychopathic. Like ringing a little bell TV LICENCE BAKED BEANS XD XD
Not gay anymore , post more
Let me guess, those are men
Can you lot stop talking about art please? Your peasant brains straining to comprehend things beyond your ken is quite painful to experience.
wow that was so funny and original
sold at the dip. impressive
It's pink beans in tomato sauce, we have that here bong.
wasn't meant to be
This is an Art edition
You mean you eat an item of food coated in sauce? That is simply beyond my comprehension o algo.
peasant website
no choice. it’s going down much further from here and ill buy back in
What’s art about that?
corr yeah like a bit of velicity von
i just dont understand all this tracy emin art
The baby, named Baby Callum by authorities, had been discarded inside two knotted bin bags with wads of tissue inside his mouth and throat.
Imagine if a man did that, he'd get life regardless of how "severely depressed" he might have been
lol thanks for proving the point, mongo
What's so special about it then hm
art for art's sake
I have a fart fetish
you lot say you dont care about art but imagine if life didnt have any art at all and the world was a grim post-industrial acid rain washed northern town shit hole
Old industrial buildings are beautiful
That's what rorke wants apparently
Soulless little twerp
no bloody galleries for you m'lad
down the pit you go
We know bong
BREAK STUFF
Hello, I am OP and I am a Norf and I like art
Please put an end to Norfphobia
nothing wrong with a little gaming
bizarre strawman
The streets are awful. Sorry lids.
*cups hands in mouth*
GROW UPPPPPPPPP
this is what i thought britain was about
They're Oirish anyway
Not even joking when I say this, but work culture is genuinely toxic, like actually toxic. A tiny fraction of the amount of work done is actually needed to run the country, but no we have to justify our existence don't we?
Imagine if these woke lefties spent as much time campaigning for the 6 or 4 hour workday as they do talking about meaningless shite.
live in a rough neighbourhood do you?
submitted my gay porn application
growing
luv brish rock, brish pop, but rap is shite
ya stay strapped or get clapped on these streets boong
didnt read your post but skimmed through and ascertained based on your writing prose alone that you are an insufferable little freak
KEK WHAT A KWAB
where's waldy
right well im watching frieren on netflix.com arent i
moo deng has gone beserk
arsecertained
might do a scream
Imagine still believing in the monarchy in 2025. You lot pay taxes so Charles can have gold-plated toilet seats while you can't even afford a pint without taking out a loan. Hello? Proper mugs, the lot of you
Quite sad really
pooing in my hand and flinging it at my nans head
grow up
is that the gay porn ive been hearing so much about
keep telling yourself the Empire was a good thing while your country gets outpaced by Poland rorke pal
I love moo deng simprr as
got fried rice fried chicken and a poppadom
mentally ill behaviour
total neighbour death
That should cook up some proper seethe.
Searching for posts that contain ‘poo’. Returning only first 5000 of 214478 results found.
Post pic I'm hoongry Bruce
Is that the woman from mythvhtsters
genuinely all me (rorke)
Scotch: dress wearing mongs
Englishmen: chads
alri sensitive?
How many post that contain 'musky tuppence'?
he's posting about rorke every other minute of the day
omdzzzzzzz
need a gf with big tits and a manface
seen 'grim' becoming common parlance on twitter and other boards, genuinely think it started here and not from general british culture
its mostly spaki (he's here literally every day)
remember that lad from Anon Babble who only ever listened to one limp bizkit song haha
haha has God got a plan for you
oh my god in all seriousness is this a spambot? its every minute lmfao
can understand being blackpilled, but I'll never understand people who watch blackpill content
alri
cheeky kinder bueno for breakfast de lads
getting black pood
rorke is literally the most persecuted figure in history, next to jesus christ obviously
mate...what the fuck is this lad doing? this is page 2 and we're still on the 3rd april lmfao
Wow! You’re so cool and urban!
whats blackpill content
rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke
spaino's mind broken another chap. nice one spaino
rorke searching the archives thinking he's gandalf omds
Have different pills at different times me
I have ascended from the linearity
MORTAL
KOMBAT
4 pages in and post 100, he's posted about rorke 100 times in 24 hours
The Rorke Poster (singular)
rorke eating poo to own the libs
Now do leftypoll.
the singular rorke poster
he looks comfy, must be lounging