/med/ + frens

Being this horny at 8 am should be a crime

Dear Gironde,

I hope that this letter finds you well. How's things up there? How is the north treating you? I hope that it is not too cold up there. While I can agree that my soul is of a darker complexion, I am still not too fond of being called a "nigger" as I am not of sub-Saharan stock (thank God). I have to close the letter now because I am poor and I am running out of paper, so I wish you safe travels and hopefully we meet again soon.

Much love,
The archipelagic "nigger"

Kif jista' jkun?

What a fine gallery, thank you very much Portufren! Right up my alley kek
Hello Turkfren, I'm not really that north ackshually so no winter wonder or anything. Sadly I'm on my phone and I don't have extraflags on it, sorry
Thank you for your letter Maltabro! And sorry for mistaking your complexion, I should not have taken that liberty.
The "north" is alright. I'm only like 500km north of Bordeaux so there's only some change in architecture and slight temperature, climatic changes.
I'm staying with family I haven't seen in 5 years so it's really cool.
Enclosed to this letter is more paper that I stole from some scribe workshop.
I hope the boat sailing the letter to Malta won't sink or be attacked by corsairs.

Amicably yours,

Gironde.

I'll remind you again once I see you're on the computer. Muhahaha

In direct comparison to you, I am way down south.

Despite the fact that it is April (early spring), it is going to be 21 degrees centigrade in London today. It would seem that we are in for a rough year as far as temperatures are concerned.

Horniness is independent from time of day

tf

tp

yep, checks out.
Agreed though

Nigga if you only get horny at 8-12pm on a full moon when it's moderately cloudy or you think that's true for other men you have a problem with your brain or your testes

I said I agree in my post, my man.

only get horny at 8-12pm

An ex-gf was like that and I hated it.

Yeah no problem, I can cheat a bit a put it when I'm back down south.
Does it still work for you? If so I can put all the places I've been in France. Dunno if it's cheating.
Way down south if you go down the South Pole and back to the UK yes.
It's gonna be 24°C here.

Why did you tf tp me then?

That'd be awesome yay :3
In our autistic ass general, people share the regional flags after the trip has ended. Because it can be hard to travel and post at the same time

To be goofy and silly

Fr fr

Nice, didn't know that.
I can do Spain, Italy, Australia, Scotland and a bit of Germany too.

Dear Gironde,

Worry not, for you are forgiven and excused given that we get a lot of sun here. Even his highness, who is your compatriot, is generously tanned by the big yellow friend above us. I am glad to hear that you are safe and in company of family members. I hope that you enjoy your time with them. The paper that you so generously sent me has arrived safe and sound, and I can't thank you enough. Speaking of wealth and corsairs, my neighbour Xmun has been making a good fortune from this risky venture. His little pile of rocks that he called home has now been turned into a lovely villino. I am very tempted to join him. I'm fed up of working in my father's carpentry workshop. I may not be the greatest swimmer nor fighter, but the rewards are enticing me to trade in the saw for a sword. Anyway, thank you again and I hope to see you soon.

Yours truly,
Xmun's neighbour

There is a 6 month limit. If it's earlier than that, they don't post it.

>It's gonna be 24°C here.

May Jupter himself give you the strength to make it through these difficult times.

Fair enough, have a nice day

It's gonna be 24°C here.

I am jealous. I would be more jealous if it was even warmer.

I am really depressed. Please tell me some great news. What happened with the spanish anon texting to the girl?

Good morning, sisters. Today's sesh was okay.
3,5 km sprint
1x8 80 kgs, 1x4 87,5 kgs, 1x6 80 kgs narrow grip lat pulldowns (new pr ig, don't remember)
3x7 70 kgs pendlay rows
1x11 100 kgs, 1x8 (forced) 120 kgs, 1x8 80 kgs plate loaded lat pulldowns
1x8 80 kgs, 1x8 (forced) 100 kgs, 1x8 80 kgs machine low rows
2 km slower jog (with a 200 m sprint)
Skipped training biceps as I have insane DOMS there since yesterday's massage.

What happened with the spanish anon texting to the girl?

Girl already has a friend whom she meets on fridays (probably a bf).
On the other hand, some south african white girl wants his cock.

Fr fr

ong desu?

so a failure. just like my life over and over again

Please tell me some great news.

I'm a freelance writer and I had to write an article super fast. I managed to send it to my client yesterday, and today he thanked me for sending it so quickly.

What happened with the spanish anon texting to the girl?

A white South African girl wants to sleep with him.

I met a white south african expat in budapest once. We had two dates it was so great but she didnt want me to touch her or kiss her. I thought that she put me in the friendzone, it came out at the end that shes very religious, and I refused to go to a mass with her, so she cant date a non believer

Thats great news. Also I heard you have strawberries in april, I would want to have some fresh and sweet strawberries so much.

See He can't suffer o algo.

Do you have an Excel spreadsheet of all the different nationalities of women you went on dates with? We were talking about it with a Greek anon. My stats are: 8 women, 6 countries, 3 continents. I wanna "complete" all Slavic countries one day if you know what I mean.

Thats great news.

Thank you!
When is your trip?

Have two asses.

she's very religious

it's 2025, even the religious ones, they fuck

I'd love to put my head in the middle

They would serve as good pillows.

after the second date she asked me if I want to go on a mass with her, and she gave me her bible. I was like meh...but ok. We went to a mass and she asked me about the bible. i said that I gave it a read but not for me. She said that first of all she is still virgin at 31 waiting for her marrage night, second of all she cant date a non believer so we parted our ways.

I am more into tits

2 slovaks
2 south africans
3 hungarians
1 greek
1 lithuanian
1 american
I only dated 2, and fucked 3 of them

My trip is next week but I am so depressed that I cant even leave my house sometimes to buy groceries

She said that first of all she is still virgin

Mmmm, priceless <3

virgin at 31

But enough of talking about catnigga’s status two years ago, we want to know more about how she looked.

she was something like this
just a little more chubby. But otherwise the same, especially the hair. She had an angelic voice, I really liked it.

Ubishit just censored arena guard tits and ajay's cock in fc4. 10 and a half years after the release of the game.
I hate the antichrist.

2 slovaks

2 south africans

3 hungarians

1 greek

1 lithuanian

1 american

I only dated 2, and fucked 3 of them

I'm just going to call you a fakecel. Sorry, sister.

Wtf is fakecel?

A fake incel. Somebody who has sex, but acts like they don't have sex.

But enough of talking about catnigga’s status two years ago

kek diabolical

If you ever feel bad about your accomplishments in life, you can look at a map of your erotic conquests and feel better. Pretty sure Christopher Columbus did the same in his spare time.

Good day med, am back and it's the weekend, I'm gonna roon in about 2 hours.

Here's the borgir of the month

morning niggas
I need to stop drinking on thursdays, now I'm in the cagie hangover
luckly I wfh
bonjour Gnegro, hope you have a nice trip
kek, bodied that cunt

blacked
first time I see aspargus on a borger
what meat is that, chicken?

it's the weekend

maybe for you lazy cunts in France

next week I will have to start writing my thesis
I think I will have to take some days off work so I'll get paid less
thank God after this it's over

looks good not too sloppy

Dimmu Borgir.

It has sesame black buns, creamy feta sauce, asapargus on the pan, ground salmon patty with herbs

I am 34. This is all what I achieved in my 34 years of my life, and I lost my virginity at 32.

2 slovaks

advanced only to kiss at uni
dated the second one for 4 months and lost my virginity. then she told me I should find a therapist

2 south africans

advanced wth one into talking about the bible, had one date with the other

3 hungarians

advanced for one date without any kiss

1 greek

thats a mistery for me. She was a very cute chubby girl from crete, working in bratislava, she wanted to meet up for a dinner then she invited me to her place and we fucked

1 lithuanian

she was a cute expat girl in budapest. We had 3 dates without a kiss or sex but she was very nice. The nshe ghosted me

1 american

This was my recent thing and the answer for my depression right now

so summa sumarum I am nothing extra

ground salmon patty with herbs

even better I thought it was a chicken patty

We're both pretending not to be horny while being extremely horny. I want to put babies in her.
Is this girls you've gone on dates with or girls you've sexo?

5 euros for 100 grams of prosciutto di parma

This better be good fr.

I'm gonna roon in about 2 hours.

Distance?
Also, why borgir bun black?

so summa sumarum I am nothing extra

I have not had sex in more than 6 years fr. Currently 23 yo.
Worst is, I'm pretty cute, but I'm too fucking autistic for this world. Not just for dating or anything, I'm literally too autistic for most things. It is what it is I guess.

honestly I was thinking the same, but at 32 I decided to fuck it. They were all on tinder btw, why don't you try it?

Me map.

black buns

for me, is black bums

why don't you try it?

I'm too much of a chud for online dating. Plus I kinda don't want a long term relationship with a woman I would have met on tinder or apps like that.

About 7-8 kilometers
Dunno why it's black, maybe they liked the colour

Sent that cat flying across the room

About 7-8 kilometers

Increase distance by 1 kilomeme or I'll be sad.
POV: you seeing me after you did not increase distance by 1 kilomeme.

dated the second one for 4 months and lost my virginity. then she told me I should find a therapist

Lol

Why did she think you needed a therapist?

It's already quite a lot also the place where I'll roon has big slopes and rocks so it's not comfortable to run too much

Is this girls you've gone on dates with or girls you've sexo?

It's the Slovak anon's stats

Suggesting dating apps on /med/ is like yelling the n-word in a Los Angeles ghetto.

Dam G! (like the captcha I just got)
I hate you and I hate this map you fricking fakecel pimp (jk <3)
Does the "dated" and "I would have married" also imply sexo?