مهبلية
لأنها من مهبل أمك (هي بس اللي تسويه في بيتكم)
/MENA/ - شأشأ/ الشرق الأوسط و شمال إفريقيا/
احنا نسميها محلبي
جمعة مباركة
أوه شيت ما انتبهت
لأنها من حليب أمك
I reach the depths of Nifelhel
Alone, naked, and weak
Then appears the Goddess Hel
Who the dead and wretched keeps
But as I face my deepest fears
I open up my heart
And so a different path appears
My ascension starts
Hel
I remember one time in a Marvel comic, the characters wanted to go to Hel (the place) but said the magic words wrong and went to Hell instead.
What is that
shit that tastes like crap and makes you fat just like all arab food
dont bother
تبا لازم أذهب للجمعة لكن لا أريد مغادرة بيتي
poop
arab food
tastes like crap
but it's the time of the year where we regain weight after cutting for a month
لازم
مو لازم
my abs are finally starting to show
رمضان
cutting
جاسوس أجنبي لعين إطلع برا الجنرال بتاعي
not eating for 16 hours and then stuffing your face with as much food as possible isn't cutting
pics
Fucking LARPer
does anyone have the Iranian version? I lost it
when they're actually properly showing I will, not now though
Reminder that Saudi Arabia SINGLE-HANDEDLY brought back goofy characters to fighting games
That pic
I would be opinion a restaurant, hotel, or a souvenir shop and start making tons of money instead of bitching about tourists.
do it kitty...
473 million people
not a single advanced UAV
not a single fighter jet
not a single tank
not a single SAM system
not a single radar system
not a single submarine
not a single balllistic missile program
not a single car manufacturer
not a single ship
actually subhuman
turkey (85M people) has all of these btw. every single one
it's the truth
nobody loses weight during ramadan that's just a cope people use to justify fasting when it makes you completely unproductive and unprepared for the requirements of the modern world. ramadan is literally designed for sand dweller bedouins in the 7th century who basically run on instinct
تقدم الشعوب يتحسب بالأسلحة
أڤريچ إسرائيل فان
وفوقها بحكيلك المهلبية طعمها خرا
>not a single advanced UAV
>not a single fighter jet
>not a single tank
>not a single SAM system
>not a single radar system
>not a single submarine
>not a single balllistic missile program
We fucking TOLD YOU we practice the religion of peace, you retard.
أصلا الكل يعرف أن التطور بعدد التنورات
معظم التكنولوجيا الحديثة تم اختراعها لحاجات عسكرية وبعدين دخلت القطاع المدني من خلال استخدامات اخرى. مثلاً المحرك النفاث اخترع للطائرات الحربية وبعدين دخل قطاع الطيران المدني وسرع عمليات السفر
الحاجة ام الاختراع ولا يوجد حاجة اعظم من الحاجة للبقاء على قيد الحياة خلال الحروب
the thing that you retards cannot understand is Iran under shah was Normal mena Country
with normal mena government
yes it wasn't great but still way better then this dog shit end of the world shia dog we have now
and it was better for you, Yemeni niggas chucked you for 10 years with mullah guns
anyone with the least amount of knowledge about modern militaries will tell you that's true.
what we're using right now to communicate with each other started as a US DARPA project
more like the religion of stabbing and chimp outs and civil war and suicide bombings and losing your land
and NO IM NOT MARONITE
second part meant for it's true you're just coping
pudding
:D
pudding, Arab
):<
IM NOT MARONITE
إنت مسيحي
the thing that you retards cannot understand is Iran under shah was Normal mena Country
Not according to the Iranians that overthrew him.
i mean at least iran and turkey are normal productive countries who actually make things and fucking pakistan has nukes
what the hell do arabs have
no
yes unironically
is that a cup filled with semen... that's disgusting
what the hell do arabs have
هجرة أدمغة
Not according to the Iranians that overthrew him
they wanted islamic cumminism
مرة امي سوت محلبي وضافت طحين شوكلاتة للخلطة وصار فعلاً مثل البودنگ. وضافت بكسويت مطحون بطعم الشوكلاتة بنص الصحن بين طبقتين من المحلبي. طلعت تجنن
iranians especially iranian intellectuals generally hate their regime but they still somehow manage to domestically produce impressive things despite being under suffocating sanctions
pakistan has nukes
Given to them by China. They didn't even put parts tougher or anything. China just gave them nuclear missiles. And Saudia actually bought those nukes for them and paid the Chinese.
هم محتاجين عشان دولة متشردة، احنا بتسلحنا أمريكا اللي بالمناسبة مش عايزة أي توسع في الإنتاج الحربي عندنا لأسباب تشرح نفسها
sure but that doesn't change the fact they can operate nukes. they have nuclear deterrence.
Palestinians when they realize they still have goodwill among one remaining country that unconditionally supports them:
you could argue the same for turkey to a lesser extent. secularists generally are not fans of erdogan
those are excuses for a fundamental critical failure of half a billion people. what matters is that other countries succeeded where we failed
I will base an entire country's right to live on rando football fans from a single match
هاي ممكن تعتبرها القشة اللي كسرت ظهر البعير. التراكم هو الالفين وخمسمية انتحاري ارهابي من الاردن وفلسطين ودعمهم المستمر لصدام والقاعدة وداعش الخ
الفين وخمسمية انتحاري ارهابي من الاردن وفلسطين ودعمهم المستمر لصدام والقاعدة وداعش
Me when I make up disinformation for my headcanon
blunt truth is palestinians (or at least their leadership) have a historical tendency to being ingrates.
we took them in and they started cooperating with fucking Kissinger to ethnic cleanse Christians (and Shia to some extent) and turn us into an alternative homeland which eventually lead to a civil war that completely derailed our trajectory as a country.
even today they prefer sectarianism over aligning with people who are trying to advance their cause.
of course there are many smart Palestinians who don't behave this way but that does not nullify the general trend.
Hamas supported Al-Qaeda in the Syrian civil war.
Me when I wake up مبعوص من فلسطين والأردن والعرب والإسلام وكلشي بعص جد جد جد جد جدي الفنيقي وجدي العراقي وخلاهم يورثوني البعابيص
AKA when I'm having a normal morning
AKA when I'm having a normal morning
true
not a valid argument tho
mena women are hot huh
what is this senile nigga talking about man
it's maximum pressure on lebanon not the other way around you retard