/cum/ - canada usa mexico

Most trades do pay double for emergency pay or at the very least overtime wages in those situations in my experience. I worked for a plumber awhile ago who would charge like $250-500/hr for emergency time.
every blade is replaceable

the 'travel in county' bugs me the most. so you pay me 3grand a month and also expect me to pay for my own gas and car maintenance?

If it's corporate they might give you half travel time or even as much as full travel time and pay for gas costs but that's really rare only got that from an electrician and one welding job I did

I'd be chill with that kind of money.
There's no tax write offs for that? Fucked up.

it's a public university

apparently demons really like this stuff. $4.50 for one pack is crazy though

There's no tax write offs for that? Fucked up.

There is, $0.66/mile last I checked
Yeah you're not getting much from them I imagine. Schools usually pay the worst. The worst is doing contract work for them because most of the time they don't even pay you until 3+ months out

every blade is replaceable

Yeah, if you just buy a new knife

i find it hilarious how christians think they're immune to witchcraft
they are often the most easy people to target
youtu.be/VsU6iJVAqMQ

What's it smell like?

i like witchcraft stuff too but brian is making it sound stupid

Not a soulful knife and you can just unscrew that screw to replace that blade I imagine. On older knives you just knock out the pins to replace the blade

You like praying to the Earth Mother or the Christian concept where you have buttsex with Satan?

Not a soulful knife and you can just unscrew that screw to replace that blade I imagine

Hinderer doesn't sell replacement blades. It's gonna cost you $425 if you want a new blade and the fact that you can screw and unscrew it is for maintainance and customizability

earthy and spicy.
i have never smelled the actual resin though so i have no idea how it compares to that. stick incense often contains filler and synthetic ingredients

Spinster please use my face for a chair

This girl with huge tits I follow on twitter says she's getting a reduction and it's actually affecting me emotionally so much

wiccans are weird and usually horribly mentally ill (pot, meet kettle) but mostly the aesthetics
i've been really into southern gothic lately

I personally wouldn't support a company that was so openly scummy as to refuse to sell replacement parts but that's just me. You could always forge one yourself though and replace it that way if you were determined enough

i have to go the river in 5 days for my ritual with the Congo river goddess

Women who do witchcraft are sexy to me
tiktok.com/@daatdarling?lang=en

mostly the aesthetics

It's tough to argue with their aesthetics.

Brian can you cast a sleeping spell on me

only into witchcraft for the aesthetic

kill yourself

mr sandman bring me a dream

people like to get lost in the woo woo stuff too much

no

drinking milk

Let me slam my elbow into your head as hard as I can

And don't even think about sending a demon to haunt my dream or I will curse you with aids

I am sorry for your loss
You misunderstand. Probably less than 99% of all folding knives have replacement blades. Replacing the blade of your knife is unique to the category of box cutters, carpet blades, exacto knives, razor blades etc. You never get that in longer lasting knives

I’ve been lied to, I haven’t seen a single gyaru or arcade , where the third strike at

enjoy buddy

Yeah you do that, mr t. Hanks

there's nothing woo woo about the fact that real spirits live in nature and you can work with them

i made a blood pact with the Congo deities as a child

My old class mate (RIP) said his grandfather knocked out a horse like that

Love when those FAGGOTS at Duolingo don’t refill my hearts after 23+ hours so I fail a lesson because I only had 2 left

Spinster use my face as a yoga ball

Would.
Yeah, it's very rare for someone to not believe in some sort of nonsense. I'm an anomaly because I just think the physical world is all that there is. Most atheists are believing in some sort of woo woo.

:)

I'm feeling sleepy bros Brians spell is working....

Probably less than 99% of all folding knives have replacement blades

i just can't answer anything for certain because my perception is so limited, all i have is eyes ears and touch, there are so many things i can never hope to understand, i always say it's like trying to explain to a 2d guy who lives on a piece of paper what the 3d world is, it's impossible

every single human being on this earth can get initiated into the cult of nkisi malongo, including white people, because all it is is devotion towards nature and its spirits

I don't know whether to throw up or have a seizure

I hear you, I just don't see any evidence of any of it. I'd love it, if magic was real.

brian appears naked before you just as your eyelids close

you try to yell but it is cut short as you slip into a deep slumber

anything beyond what we can perceive may as well be magic, to think we've got everything figured out is pretty silly

Magic exists and I'm not Brian or nta but I can help you understand it

Hot

It's not for everyone
You think that is bad? Now consider the tragedy when a person dies. That's a whole ass human being, tits and all

N

Frida Kahlo pata de palo

you can see evidence by attending a seance and asking test questions to spirits to prove themselves or do a spell on someone to see the results.
the best spells for seeing results are cursing someone or healing someone chronically ill.
i have an entire arsenal of curse spells to fuck with people.

Why didn't she trim her unibrow?

Is that the YouTube shooter

Maybe I'm so upset because I had managed to block death out of my mind, and now I'm being forced to watch something beautiful die right in front of me

Show me magic, and I'll change my mind. I'm not going to be wishful thinking.
Teach me to throw fireballs.

Frida Kahlo was a communist

Salvador Dali was a fascist

Never look your heros up on Wikipedia

Lol

I cant do that but teaching is basically invoking spirits to do things for you
So you orient your will with the will of whatever spirit you're trying to invoke
This is basically a theology of prayer, put simply. I'm a Christian but magic is different from what people think it is. I can say more but I don't want to type an essay in case I'm not taken seriously

the best spells for seeing results are cursing someone or healing someone chronically ill.

I'd love to see it reported in a medical journal or some sort of biology/chemistry journal.

i have access to the world's most powerful spells

i’m not trying to convince you magic is real lol i’m just saying that there’s so much we don’t know so it’s good to keep an open mind

i have access to the oldest vault

but teaching is basically invoking spirits to do things for you

But magic is*
Idk why I typed that

What's inside?

i can make it happen but allopathic doctors are retarded and would never be open to this stuff

not worried about my room smelling like cum because it smells like alcoholism

i learned this healing spell from a powerful shaman

How do I contact the fireball throwing spirit? What do I need to do to get the fireball throwing spirit to aid me?
I have as open of a mind, to be open to revision, but not so open to be tricked into anything. I need evidence of something first.

i can make it happen but allopathic doctors are retarded and would never be open to this stuff

Get it published in any journal. Contact the James Randi Educational Foundation for how to get it taken serious, even if you can't collect the money.

i hate when i drink beer all night and my room smells like beer farts in the morning

reminded me of the time brian paid like $300 for some dirt

needing evidence is totally reasonable we don't disagree at all

Get it published in any journal. Contact the James Randi Educational Foundation for how to get it taken serious, even if you can't collect the money

what's the point though, what do i get out of it.
the government already knows magick is real but they use it against the masses.

at least i can charge people for my healing services

Scamming occultists sounds like a lucrative gig. I wonder how much they would pay for icelandic black sand, volcanic rocks and obsidian

The placebo effect is proof magic exists, as a force of will

i'm not a witch but i would like some volcano rocks and obsidian to keep around

That will be $5000, please

what's the point though, what do i get out of it.

Recognition? Fame? Rewrite the history of science/medicine? Noble Prize? Money?

the government already knows magick is real but they use it against the masses.

Psyops aren't magic. It's just psychology.

at least i can charge people for my healing services

I'll pay you to cure all the children with cancer.

Scrying can incite mystical experiences (I'm not that faggot Brian)

Nocebo too?

freaking ice jews

i collected some myself because i ran out

Has /cum/ heard of septum piercing theory?

rest of my witchcraft supplies

no

Cemetery*

perusing pages 125, 135, 163, 316

this stuff is potent for cursing someome so they lose their mind

sexo

Eye of newt goes in the freezer?

The theory is that everybody who gets a septum piercing has severe mental illness and let trauma dictate their entire life

taking dirt from graves

Disrespectful. I hope the spirits anally rape you.

I knew someone who lived on an anarchist commune for a while and she said that the hot people who are all sleeping together get first dibs on everything.

Recognition? Fame? Rewrite the history of science/medicine? Noble Prize? Money?

i am in the works of offering a spiritual healing service in my business so i have the money part down.
you fail to understand that the medical system is deeply corrupt and this info would never reach the mainstream. there are spiritual hitmen the government has (not just physical ones).
and there's no "rewriting" anything, spiritual healing has been known by ancient shamans for centuries

I'll pay you to cure all the children with cancer.

okay cash app me

Why do you guys engage with Brian

Is it over for me? I'm nearly 25 I, have no real skills, no friends, never had a gf, I've been working on an associates degree on and off for 6 years now, I'm unemployed and I jut feel like I have no real life experience.

Eye of newt

Why would you need to freeze mustard seed?

She looks like that little plushie with the black wig and glasses

i left them an offering at each grave
i also paid the cemetery gatekeeper with an offering (the goddess known as Oya in the Lucumi religion)

okay cash app me

Cure all the child cancer, all at once, and I will.

no, you're not even 25 yet
it's okay to be a late bloomer

one ambitious dude could unite all the ugly niggas and take everything

no.

you pay me first THEN you receive my services

why would i waste my time and effort helping a bunch of random ass kids

The day where i was outed as a pleb who doesn't know shakespeare finally came

So you disrespected the families, and left them junk. Wow, so spiritual. A true healer!

open roads bath, take one

Going to go play fallout 76

Back when I was 15 girls in my class were messing around with 20-something drug dealers and now 35 year olds are beating up HS seniors for talking to freshmen girls. Talk about pulling up the ladder behind you...

I'm not going to get grifted by your nonsense. You cure all the child cancer at the same time, and I'll know it was you.
Why wouldn't you want to help children?

shakespeare finally came

He came in all the moms.

nah the ugly niggas rather simp for mid pussy

there's nothing disrespectful about it, dirt from graves is used in a lot of spells

Why wouldn't you want to help children?

i have nothing to gain from that, let alone helping random grown adults.

It is time to begin my heroes journey

How old are you? Are you doing well? People keep telling me that I'm okay and that I'm on the right track (I'm going to college, learning coding and putting in job applications) but I don't really know any successful people that were fuckups until 25. I just feel like my youth is gone and I'm an old man, like that chud with the "24 years wasted" award.

also realistically it wouldn't be feasible to cure millions of kids all at once. i have not attempted to cure someone with cancer but i would estimate it takes days or weeks depending on which specific spell you employ

Why wouldn't you want to help children?

The poster you're replying to thinks men should fuck kids
Ask him

Swear to his my sciatica is worse then ever and I don’t know why. Even lying flat on my stomach or back somehow fucking aggravates it

no, i think kids should have the choice to fuck grown men, because i was a horny kid who wanted to fuck grown men one time

big difference

The fact that all occultists are evil is why there is so much bad in this world

i'm 30, and i'm doing much better than i was at your age
i was still making stupid mistakes, torturing myself and treading water in life, it was a really chaotic turbulent time for me. i can't really say much that isn't a lame platitude but coming out on the other end of that dysfunction makes you more willing and able to work towards something better

i'm literally priced out of getting a scrying orb. so much for the american dream...

there's nothing disrespectful about it

There absolutely is.

dirt from graves is used in a lot of spells

It's not yours to take. You're disrespecting our funerals and grieving process.

i have nothing to gain from that, let alone helping random grown adults.

Sounds like you're no different than the medical professionals and government that you have a conspiracy about.

also realistically it wouldn't be feasible to cure millions of kids all at once

Excuses.

i would estimate it takes days or weeks depending on which specific spell you employ

Chop chop.
Ugh.
Pedo apologist. You disrespect cemeteries, and want to rape children?
No wonder you don't want to cure them. The sick ones are easier to take advantage of.

ok it's goon time fr

evil is subjective. and the occult just means hidden (hidden knowledge), it is neither inherently good or bad.

the freedom of the left hand path is that you get to decide what your morals and values are rather than having society or mainstream religion decide that for you.

Brian put a curse on me and then I had the best week of my life

$300 is a low price to pay for scrying

i need to buy yellow crazy ants for a spell. and they need to be that specific species of ants.

the only problem is they're an invasive species, they're kinda pricey, and i have to order them from europe and don't know if they will survive shipping.

I decided that this opinion is evil

Obelisk mirrors are cheaper and more authentic

back in my day scrying meant looking at your cards and shuffling them back into your deck

destroying your local ecosystem for a shitty larp

Fuck you

I like being kicked in my orbs

i just bought a new vacuum cleaner and i just can't justify spending that much on basically furniture

Scrying right now (screaming and crying)

Are you into any golden dawn type stuff?

that's just ecoterrorism

There absolutely is.

there is not, especially if i left an offering for them.

You're disrespecting our funerals and grieving process

it's literally just dirt, dirt specifically imbued with death energy. it's not that deep

Sounds like you're no different than the medical professionals and government that you have a conspiracy about.

i'm a satanist. i am selfish. i don't waste my time helping others unless i have something to gain. at least i can point out our government has satanic influence (not necessarily saying that's a bad thing, i'm not here to save the world)

Excuses

do it yourself if you want to see how time and labor intensive healing services are. i can teach you

You disrespect cemeteries, and want to rape children?

i do not want to rape kids, i just said they should just be free to fuck whoever they want. teenagers get horny, crazy i know, that's literally how biology works

This is what I crave.

this picture made me thirsty

thelema and theosophy
i didn't say i would release them into the wild. i'm just nervous they would escape though once i handle them since they're known for their erratic behavior

I did the grilled peanut butter banana and bacon sandwich and it wasn't all that good. I like the grilled peanut butter and banana sandwich but bacon doesn't really add much to the taste, it just makes it saltier.

white people really find this appetizing

good night

thelema and theosophy

You got a pantacle? If so could you post it? I'd like to see your conception of the universe in the form of a disk.

Damn! One hell of a Sloppy Jalopy!

i do not and i'm not really sure what you're referring to
i follow left hand path and congo cosmology

Listening to the Oklahoma soundtrack

the energy on this bag is so powerful i feel like i literally have to cleanse myself so the negative energy doesn't drive me insane

night bud

this is what i believe
vkjehannum.wordpress.com/2020/01/29/the-universe-and-the-soul-starseeds-walk-ins-incarnate-deities/

The person hosting that doesn't even believe in it enough to run the website themselves. Wordpress ass

i use my girlfriend's bra as a sleeping mask

ad hominem

The farmer is a good and thrifty citizen #facts

he's legit. i paid for a soul connection service from him (although he took his sweet ass time to get back to me)

Just realized Hulk Hogan and nazis sign their letters the same way

wat u talmbout hitler

You paid for a text message?....

you kiss your dad on the mouth?

Rotisserarie chicken taking up too much space.

erm, it's called soul connecting

what is an average female icelandic name?

Bjork

I'll tell you if i ever meet one

Soul Connection Arsenal – $200

In this service, I will provide you with the following:

• An All-Purposed Sigil that Connects to Your Alternate Self/Jungian Shadow (the Shadow is just as much of an intelligent aspect of the soul as the Higher Self)
• An All-Purposed Sigil that Connects to Your Higher Self/True Self/HGA/ Inner Daemon/Personal Daemon
• An All-Purposed Sigil that Connects to Your Spirit Animal
• An All-Purposed Sigil that Connects to Your Personal Metagod (the Highest Aspect of Your Soul: the Three-In-One Composed of Higher Self, Alternate Self, and Spirit Animal)
• Names for Your Personal Metagod, Higher Self, & Spirit Animal (Note: the Shadow/Alternate Self is Nameless)
• A Sigil that Will Strengthen Your Connection to All Four Aspects of Your Soul Every Time You Rub Your Blood or Sexual Fluids on It
• A Meditative Mantra that Can Be Used to Strengthen Your Connection With and Further Your Integration of All Four Parts of the Soul
• Your True Name from the Akashic Records

The True Name is a key to personal power which may be used to contact any part of the soul (Higher Self, Spirit Animal, etc.) and tap into one’s true power and potential. However, sense it is personal and individual in its connection, individual magickians must, for the most part, gradually learn and apply uses for the True Name themselves. The True Name is not the same as the name of the Higher Self, Personal Metagod, etc.– these parts of the soul have their own names, but the True Name may be used to contact any of them.

sigrid

In earnest, I couldn't tell you

why don't you guys just have regular western european names like Germany?

I'd use chatgpt to generate that shit and rip your ass off, and you'd go through your whole life being like "wow that really worked, I'm so glad I paid for that"

Not icelandic
Uythur

Uythur

Ugly, white version of shaniqua type shit

it brings me grest joy knowing people like this will die powerless and never attain godhood

not my job to prove anything to you, worthless slave

We all just decided we weren't into that
That name is older than your country

It's your job to pay for charlatans car bills, gullible fuck

this place in iceland seems spiritually significant
i want to perform a massive ritual there

The ptantacle, it's one of the tools of ritual magic in the golden dawn and Thelma (and presumably in some other systems too).

Do you know of Lon Milo DuQuette? He's big into Thelema, here's a video of him explaining it.

youtu.be/ame-QrdwiFM?si=OBaw2ZB2KoO0XOFy

yeah godhood or whatever but can you please put the fries in the bag?

youtube.com/watch?v=Z0pOGyW7D2k

The spirits only speak ancient norse

i've had spirits confirm things to me during seances
my magick can make me a multi millionaire

Make sure you get the elves and dwarves permission first.

If you put your finger in your ass and then make an inverted sign of the cross on someones forehead with da poop finger they will have bad luck
It calls the vanuatu latrine demons on the victim

You know, instead of selling magical services, i'd just do a spell to make me rich

They should have told you not to spend hundreds of dollars on ai generated walls of text LMAO

that's remarkably close to "the hitler"

oh yeah SMART GUY!?!?

did you know in venezuela they worship norse spirits and have shrines to them

That actually stems from a much older ritual which would call the german forest spirits down on a target.

A man who smears poo on someone's forehead is dangerously close to genociding the jews

-Jordan Peterson

Like Odin and Thor?

that's right bucko

Brian spent 200 dollars for a text message

we was vikingos o algo

lol

Cultural appropriation

remember to eat your veggies!

youtube.com/watch?v=B6KZZiLorVo
molly rankin is the most talented and beautiful person to be born in canada

I went to school with an Óðin and Þór

yeah
and Norse spirit guides
it is not appropriation if the Norse spirits willingly help them

Just bought myself one of these.

They wouldn't be living in venezuela if the spirits could help it

i asked my main spirit guide if those services are legit and he told me yes

I asked mine and he said your spirit guide lies to you as a inside joke

i'd asked the guy fucking me in my ass if he was raping me and he said no

It has punchy bass, a big pro sound, and made of recycled sand
You literally can't miss with that one

many have come to the US
some venezuelans came to my store aaking for statues of malandros (other spirits they worship)

He is guiding you wrong as a joke

lol anon you are so silly

who is your main spirit guide and what commission are they from

meant to ask i trust him

King boo from boo castle

It's got a cara BEANER man hahahaha

i'm doing this ritual later with my spirit guide
youtu.be/AWcgzXny8FY

mexicans call their imaginary friends "spirit guides"

they revealed themselves to me in a seance

Just start the gay porn spam so we can get rid of you already

Doing toilet bowl readings for the next hour
Post a picture from directly above your toilet right after a poo or a pee and i will tell you the spiritual significance of it

i need 9 brain corals for a different ritual plus some other tools which would total over $500 but it's worth it

Thank you Iceland anon.

hydromancy is no joke

You're in your delusion so deep that it would break your heart and traumatize you if you realized it's bullshit, like old grandma's who give their money to tv pastors

Shut the fuck up I don't want to hear about your satanic rituals

Ok hold on i got on brewin right now
Might need a spatter pattern analyst on this one

not everyone should have to work to stay alive, we don't need 211.8 million workers who have to choose between starvation or jobs that make them suffer. the minimum bar of expectations for the modern job is one that is a better experience for the worker than remaining unemployed

i was an atheist years ago. i've seen irrefutable proof of this stuff. you'll learn the hard way when you die
it's a spiritism related ritual, not satanic

Yeah And so has every other religious person
Confirmation bias is really something

Rustbeltoids think their factories will come back

When they're in a permanent, unnegotiable free trade relationship with the union-free South

bless their hearts. How much d'ya think we can charge these fine folk for a microwave anywho

Working in a factory is better than starving to death but who wants to work in one?

i've paid hundreds of dollars for various spiritual products and services

i will become powerful as fuck while you will die as a powerless slave

*raises paw*
I work in a factory

it's different though because I've seen my magick manifest and spirits have confirmed things to me at seances

i have a perennualist view of viewing different (pagan) religions as different branches of the same tree. i'm not saying my religion is the only correct one

okay bruce springsteen

nobody is starving to death in this country unless they are choosing to do so, or got lost or trapped somewhere

Same and it sucks

working in a factory being shit should be countered by paying very well, not countered by saying "well i guess you'll starve to death"

i should have a big tiddy goth sucking on my penis right now

sucks to be you

talking like you live in soviet ukraine, just eat some trash lil bro

Its not bad i guess. Making 75k/yr as a high school dropout. Still not that high for the area

I like it

What do you do?
I'm qc

Worst thing about working in a factory was that they never ran their AC
Or the women who stand in one spot all shift would complain that it's cold so it gets turned off while the men busted ass

cursing me

cursing him*

i will curse an enemy of mine until the day they fucking die

its 4am and i have homework due at 7am.
gib me motivation please...

coffee time

you know it would feel so good to just give up and take a 0

Production

Pre work scotch consumed
Time to wash out the old bungholio and get the day started
tgi

i have this perception that everyone in iceland is some 150 IQ super educated white collar worker so it's crazy seeing a factory working from your country

like how i view every swiss person as some ultra rich person who works in finance or something

youtube.com/shorts/oUtlqI78pi0

Yeah, everyone's a super genius who solves complex mathematical equations for fun and then there's me, hitting machines that i do not understand with a wrench until they work

oh well, are you cute and sexy at least? at least you have nordic genes

Like assembly or machine operating?

I'm a reprehensible gremlin freak who sleeps during the day and wakes during the night. I have not felt the sun on my face for years

The machines are automated. Bring tje products into packaging and then into storage, i make sure that the correct products are being produced on the correct machines. I am also in charge of recycling defective products on my shift

I am vague because of doxxable information

have not felt the sun on my face for years

yeah...i don't think anyone in your country has

Now factor in the fact that i work indoors and sleep during the day

easy solution, eat vitamin d rich foods like oily fish

I get it thats why i was trying to ask pretty broadly, just curious not snooping
Sounds better than being an operator at a place without automation. I see people sitting in front of presses just putting a piece in and hitting the trigger for 12 hours at a time. Maybe changing tooling once or twice a shift
Seems suicide inducing

I should probably consume more fish oil than i do
It's a better job than that. Some days nothing works and i am infuriated, but usually i sit around a lot and wait for the pallets to fill up. I'm quite happy with my job

1:49am, the night is young.

Slept for 23 hours award.

dingleberry delight

how

I bet you don't even feel well rested

i get 10x more mentally unhinged when sleep deprived

Same, i've never stayed up this late before and i'm going to crack.
Looks like another episode of "I'll still pass if I fail this test, time to sleep/vidya/read/jack-off!"

Idk I just really like sleep.

Sleep is good

i just spilled coffee grounds on myself

penis in hand
watching minecraft youtube shorts

i'm back

i'm black

I'd like to think I have a rich enough inner world to endure this but my brain would probably kill itself struggling with my body being trapped

The band? Yes.

have to wake up in 1.5hrs to work 12 award

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