We're either gonna see an economic miracle or crash and burn

Russia probably has so many sanctions up its ass that there’s fuck all to tariff. Trump hasn’t lifted a single one btw.

This only works if your definition of an economic miracle is to not crash and burn. I guess such low standards would explain the state of the German economic growth.

russia has no international trade

It does. Also again, fucking Jan Mayen and McDonald island. Neither have ANY residents.

Q = 17th letter
Israel has 17% tariff
Q says we are saving Israel for last
Think about it

Even remote island territories like Tokelau (pop. 1,500) in the South Pacific and Svalbard (pop. 2,500) in the Arctic Circle — territories of New Zealand and Norway, respectively —were listed for tariffs.

However, Leavitt noted that Cuba, Belarus and North Korea were also not included because existing tariffs and sanctions on them are already so high.

Breaking it down: The value of U.S.-Russia trade plummeted from around $35 billion in 2021 to $3.5 billion as of last year due to sanctions imposed over Russia's invasion of Ukraine.

I report you decide

we’re unironically going to start seeing sex tourists buying our women like in SEA cunts soon. it’s fucked

Trump really is the best president the US ever had, I envy you Americans.

It would be wonderful to see neoliberals and their bullshit economic lies die like the rest of the trump haters.

i already lost 100k

Gee, you retarded little European fucktard. Maybe, just maybe, because the US doesn't trade with Russia? There are no tariffs on Cuba either/

Fucking stupid European. Do you all get the same talking points to spam Anon Babble with?

Recession? Total war? Societal collapse? Nukes? Civil unrest?

Not a chance.

I am unphased by these ideations, the same sun will rise tomorrow, the flowers will bloom in the spring, and wilt in the fall. The birds will still sing in the morning, and the sky will still be as blue as it ever was.

Because nothing ever happens, and that is a good thing.

The US traded with Russia for 3.5 billion in 2024 what the hell are you talking about?

You overestimate the amount of chubby chasers.

2 more weeks

He's a Trump fanboy. Any facts he will deny as propaganda and whatever retarded nonsense Trump spews he will gobble up and treat it as his religion.

should have invested in Brazil bro.

i would have supported this shitstorm if he was really an accelerationist but he'll soon start larping le deal artist, offering to cut tariffs then what we'll get is the same fake economy, only a little worse
miggers won't even be working in their "returned" factories that won't be built until after trump's term is over, but they'll happily pay more taxes to tariff department or something

South Korea is already doomed, do you really need to support a death cult?

I would be very suspicious of brazil's financial markets.

GDP down by a couple percent, inflation up by a percent or two, government gets about $100bn a year (about 5% of the deficit) paid mostly by American consumers (a regressive tax) but also partly by American companies and by foreign producers, some reshoring will happen if Trump admin politically survives this which they'll do by appealing to labor-left people like This has been your free 5min analysis of the view from the other side of the burger

saaar we are growing do not trust frog propaganda

They'll try to do* I don't think it'll work very well

Praise Trump for liberating you (from your money)

Elon is sending us all $5000 checks with the money he saved from DOGE. That will stimulate the economy.

Elon seems to be an accelerationist, trump just seems to be senile.

Will the Dems triple down on woke/liberal policies after Trump's rule or will they go: "ummm so THAT just happened" and try to go the sensible centrist neolib route?

he doubts the dream team of bigballs and grok

centrist neolib route

Nigga identity politics aside this is what we’ve had for 40+ years and it’s just not working for anyone except the top 2%. Thank god trumps finally killing globalism once and for all.

All I've been seeing since the election is democrats saying their platform was too galaxybrained for the rabble to understand. They still haven't learned anything.

I just think it's funny how Trump, who ruined every company he was ever in charge of, is now quickly and successfully bankrupting the largest economy in the world.

White House says

In 2024, U.S. imports from Russia totaled approximately $3.0 billion, with fertilizers being the most significant import, valued at nearly $1 billion. Other notable imports included non-ferrous metals and inorganic chemicals.

They could send a rabbit to the moon for all I care, as long as they stop crashing the economy and starting WW3.

Why the fuck Tesla is rising

Woke/liberal policies are the centrist neolib route.

Maybe the won is dropping?

The Obama elites are staking out an early spot back on top (if they ever really left) with the "abundance agenda" (supply-side economics)

trump will declare it the americar by executive order and the fbi will investigate all subversives not owning alt least one

Market's just riding intraday, panic wearing off a little or who knows

The only reason Russia hadn't gone all out (with nukes) is the fact that America was still backing NATO. With American military support out of the picture, WW3 is a very real possibility.

Not really, American neolibbism always had a dash of nationalism and exceptionalism. The woke era was against that because it's racist, so there was Project 1619, attacking the Founding Fathers as evil, etc.

good luck bro

Americans are evil doe. Look up what they did in Serbia in the 90s.

Trump made it clear during his first term that he does not consider the US bound by article 5. All Trump supporters are death cultists who want to start WW3.

All Trump supporters are death cultists who want to start WW3.

The reality is they don't understand jackshit about his policies. They just vote for him because they want to "own the libs". They aren't kino accelerationist death cultists, just retards.

start scouting black queens i think i know a market.

america is there

the eu isnt

the eu is in a much worse place in every single way

You’re free to leave it any day :^)

Neoliberalism was captured by the Global Democratic Order™ that says you must bomb and invade Serbia again to liberate the LGBBQ population or whatever. The Democrats have embraced homowarhawkism and campaigned with the Cheneys.

eu is a economic block to siphon people resources to germoney,its not a empire.

Some would say democrats campaigning with the cheneys actually is evidence of how far right the Overton window has shifted. Just look up what what republicans like bush sr and Reagan used to say about immigrants receiving free education and free healthcare.

far right

What does this mean?

Global Democratic Order™

the proper term is "rules based international world order"

“how far [to the] right” my ESL friend.

People say Republicans have no plans beyond owning da libz but Democrats truly have no plan beyond sustaining the unsustainable and unpopular global democratic empire. The bipartisan aggression towards China is not gonna end any time soon.

economic miracle

I don't even know how you could spin it that way
Best case scenario is you bring back $2/hour basket weaving jobs from Bangladesh and Cambodia, maybe renegotiate deals with Lesotho so they purchase 10 extra netflix subscriptions

I think you forgot that nothing ever happens

Nothing ever happens retards

lol

I'm going for miracle.
We're Americans. We do the impossible.

If nothing ever happens where did all the wet backs go?

I'm going for modestly slower improvements in standard of living vs counterfactual

why are we bleeding money the last 2 years if its to siphon resources to us?

Friendly reminder that Trump is basically destroying every single alliance in existence, his fear of BRICS will lead them to unite even more.

Why is Jan Mayen and fucking McDonald island on that

Because guess what businesses can register there to avoid tariffs.

There’s no businesses registered there because Norway allow that.

Kek, they cut off all their alliances, pissed of their allies, shot themselves in the foot and continue praising trump.

Those businesses would still be registered to the country the territory is attached to (Norway/Australia) you utterly fool

yet. You forgot to add the word "yet".
You have no idea how far some people are willing to go to avoid taxation they deem unfair.

there's still a potential for a loophole and you know this

tariffs le bad except for when canada and europe do it

genuinely what were you expecting to happen

We’re communist and would tax the shit out of any such company, but it’s irrelevant since we don’t allow people to go there anyway.

Canadian

Trump fanboy

What causes this autism?

But we hate tariffs here. Chess tax is literally 264% (I mean literally) because of fucking farmers and tariffs. I hate it and everyone here does. Why would unitedstatians want to emulate this?

*cheese tax

Canada only works as a state. It would be our cherished 51st state.

Farmers are neets of entrepreneural class. 60% of revenues of pig makers here are from state handouts