American trad family edition
/brit/
For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God
not healthy that lad
The UK is the second-most miserable country in the world, according to a global well-being index. Only Uzbekistan came lower in the rankings.
So we're in the top 2 then? Talk about glass being half empty
bollocks sensationalism
grow up
I get miserable sometimes and God talks to me every day. I love you.
Why do they keep coming here then
lmao get topped
Only Uzbekistan came lower in the rankings
got the peter gabriel on
nice vpn spaedo
don't understand my payslip
i've been paid like £1700 too much
rorke and leftypol cooking up some dubs on fortnite
cope you'll never reach level of misery i have
every time i watch that scene of mark and dobbie in the stationary room i get rock solid
cheer up you munters
?
I live near Bald Eagle nesting grounds, literally right across the river from me, and they're worse than fucking seagulls.
how so chud?
your nobles don't even do cool or interesting things anymore
cute
queen
i love explaining what "skeuomorph" means
Jeremy Clarkson is terrible and if you look up to him you lack all sense of morality, decency and respect
Oasis are the British Niickelback
jeremy clarkson is the british nickelback
might start a /brit/cast - basically just a /brit/ podcasts
does anyone want to be my co-host
No
well that doesnt change anything because yanks weren't invited anyway, so...
rorke and leftpol kissing at school
yeah
i know beggars shouldn't be choosers and all that but I wish the porn sites I use to wank would stop uploading sofie skye videos
she has to be one of the top five most repulsive freaks on manyvids
just stop toil
Karl brutally rapes Steve
me on the right
I feel like shit
Sir Adolf "Coke-snorting" Hitler
the king should shut down parliament
he doesnt have that power
Anusdolf Shitler
smother's day on sunday
I hate everything
This Ghibli AI art generator is the first time I've actually laughed at AI art.
fascinating
prefer laughing at funny things me
anything can happen on a boat
Can you put yourself into a meat pie generator
It is funny
The clash of the art style with the reality of the images is hilarious
They're just everywhere. Eat rotting fish and trash.
all of twitter is full of AI shite and now youre posting it on here
im fuckign SICK of you all fuckign SICK OF IT
The clash of the art style with the reality of the images is hilarious
cheese.. cake? now thats funny
yeah maybe if you're a cunt
i myself am not
Ah yes, the world famous gibli art style
My therapist keeps saying I had a hard childhood but most of the time I was just playing my playstation and xbox.
rum dog
I remember being traumatised by not being able to complete the Venice boat mission on tomb raider 2 as a kid
yer a bit of a rum lad yersen tbf
Yeah you're right actually it could be pretty tough at times. She must have understood the difficulties of mandatory stealth levels in non-stealth games where the mechanics don't quite work right.
yeah haha
chatgpt
Great idea! It is important to understand the implications of AI language models during discussions on imageboards. Such complex LLMs can often blur the lines between reality and fantasy for unhinged schizo freaks.
wish to be a sex slave for horny sheboons
watching black lagoon. need to shag balalaika
my reptilian gf activated her "death roll" while sucking me off again
every time a new AI toy comes out people have to cry and shit their pants that it is being 'spammed'
it's new, obviously people are going to use it and then it drops off dramatically because all the good memes have been done already
sick of the whining
just found out that at least 2 airports in the UK dont buy insurance for cyber related events because they "trust their firewalls"
mental, that.
Insurance is a scam
why hasn't anyone made a film about ufos and the bible
maybe all AI content is objectively terrible and i don't want to see any of it
I agree with you, Harry Hastings.
eating me bollocks out of a can
well you're going to see it
could AI do THIS?
AI generated images of schoolgirl feet
got scared when I loaded the BBC front page and it had BREAKING in huge letters
then the story is about some earthquake in a place called myanmar like that is somehow big news
This but last night when a Russian submarine sank (in the bad way).
go cumg brit sucks or somethingburger
hair looks like shit today
you mean burma
whats the yank rorke called?
i don't quite think chud workes.
woke up 15 minutes before my alarm I was having a cool dream that some pakis hit and run my car and had to run after them to get their number plate
I created the Matrix independently and without realising the similarities in my dream but I guess chasing a paki sounds cool too.
That's what you get for saying God's not real
covering me bollocks in reinforced concrete then dropping an anvil on them
if I lived somewhere that had earthquakes I would simply move
God isreal
Travelling down the River Thames from Sauce to Sea.
Hayley Cropper's musky tuppence
shagged my teddy bear raw
Emma Watson can use my mouth as a toilet if she wants.
79 sleep score today.
fully charged me
imaginary made up shite
About to consume some dangerous misinformation online
big project
gay poo wank?
I long for the day averaging about 70 at the moment
I sleep when I'm tired and wake up when i'm not
Sleep loving freak
Morning lads. Another day of misery and squalor is it?
IT'S FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY
masturbation is probably natural but easy discreet 24/7 visual access to millions of hours of hd footage of genetic freaks of nature fucking is doing untold damage to social perceptions of sexuality
yes, and alcohol
aeeehh
love sleep me
When the alcohol is flowing there is no misery or squalor.
*ruins your panel show*
what the hell is that
you're my sleep idol
neoliberal teeth
Saaruigi
need to return to absolute monarchism but the monarch is chosen by a sophisticated algorithm to be the most optimum person for the job
watching panel shows in the year 2025
Just remembered how awful the Disney star wars trilogy was lads.
So an aristocracy not a monarchy
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but all the power is invested in that one person
so a benevolent dictatorship really
Not watching Laughing out loud on prime with all your favourite panel show comedians
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Aristocracy means rule by the best which is what you've described
How can I find a old man to goon with
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ok but the person in charge still gets to have the title of king and all the cool stuff because he's going to be the best and do a really fine job
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oh he tweaking
malaponte is back lads :)
Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.
what did the royal family's ancestors do all those centuries ago to get that position hm?
prefer not to say
Grow up
Well then, what to do today. Oh, I know! Sit on my arse all day and do nothing, that's what I'll do
whats the best frozen/ refrigerated pizza you can get at tesco?
Surely you have toil lad
tesco deep pan meat feast
No lad. I'm off today, Saturday and Sunday
shama lama ding dong
You are in queue postition....22 please hold
corr I love this shitty mad dash to phone the doctor at 8 in the morning
need to phone up the gp myself because I forgot what time my appointment is today haha
the leng katies are getting dropped off at the gates by cronem
Ahmed (who arrived in the country just last week) and Sharon (hasn't worked a day in her life due to crippling chronic fatigue syndrome) need appointments before you so they can get their benefits mate. show some respect please.
ask God
morrisons do the best frozen pizzas
katy kissing cronem at the gates
Need to give Emma Watson’s bum a good seeing to.
which one
Is this a real thing?
it doesnt matter which morrisons
God's not real. The bible is a work of fiction. Grow up.
God won’t like that you said this
Oh yeah
mad how godless i am
I don’t click links
im sure some women like blokes of subcontinental extraction
why can't atheists define atheism?
It's Diego day :)
most can
what would have happened if she went on to sin more
he died mate. show some fucking respect
fantastic news lads after waiting in a massive queue to see a GP I've been told they'll call me back (this will take a few hours) which means I won't even get to see the GP and instead he'll just speak to me on the phone before probably just throwing some pills my way and calling it a day
fucking love the NHS
he's probably shaking his little white boy ass to charli while getting dressed right now
Oh great it’s Mother’s Day soon so I have to spend the whole day with her and take her out to eat probably spend £100 whoever invented such a meaningless day I hope they got cancer and died a painful death
ive already explained there are far more deserving migrants and dole-dossers who need their help far more than you do
Infinite forgiveness and compassion but rebuking and that's how special God's Love and Mercy for us are, they're gifts.
God disciplines those that He loves and we've inherited the original Sin from Adam and Eve. Take this with a pinch of salt I implore you to ask God yourself in prayer.
went in for an appointment on Wednesday and got an appointment for this afternoon at my new GPs. Absolutely mental haven't had a turnaround like that in at least a decade.
he's probably kneeled at his bedside and praying, but completely naked with a fucking-machine pounding his arse
I don't even bother anymore. No point waiting weeks for an appointment only to speak to a disinterested Indian for 5 minutes before he sends you away with a prescription for antibiotics
killer joke
so I can just do what I want until I die and ask for god's forgiveness on my death bed
I don't even phone my mother on mother's day because it's a fake holiday made up by card companies. I refuse
also she's dead
Yes. Well actually, the battle's already won. And you'll be seeing Jesus Christ when you're on your death bed anyway and me maybe lol or a loved one!
my mum just appreciates a card sent to her and a phone call on the day yours sounds like a right stuck up cunt
no because by that point you'd be a horrible cunt of a man
have to wait a little over 3 weeks for a GP to talk to me about my mentals and give me the pills
might eat 5 scrambled eggs
Any big poo man in?
don't know if i'm a big poo man but I'm a man who has done some big poos in my time
Had to call up Santander fraud department yesterday and the relief I felt when I heard a friendly northern accent
No Indians jabbering away, just efficiently dealing with my problem while sprinkling in a dash of banter
you get scammed grandad?
Ever talk about my mum like that again in your life and I’ll bury you
lose your card did we?
phoned up tsb and the Indian argued with me about something I was literally looking at then said he was going to put me on hold and hung up
sounds like it would be an awkward conversation
Mum just came to say goodbye to me and I pretended I was asleep I feel awful
not really
you just turn up and say yeah my mood is low and i'm eating like shit and I don't do my hobbies, give me the pills
well rorke?
last night's booze bottles stealthily disposed of
alri Irwin Wade
wfh is so penggrim
peng because I feel zero stress about work anymore, save lots of money and time with no commute, and get to live in a comfy rural area
grim because i go day after day without ever seeing anybody, because i don't have friendly chats in the office anymore, and none of my friends locally ever want to do anything in the evenings after getting home from their toil
it is shocking how fucking unfunny this cunt is
thoroughly ROARING with laughter
kek stealing my posts before I can make them
Never watched it
funny and true
the opening scene is great but there's a reason it's the only bit anyone remembers
No I was making a big transaction to the 'guard account and they needed to confirm some stuff
Kek
don’t get it
let me guess, someone form biz let you know about some stock about to go crazy? buying the dip!
im a dab hand at wanking
goldfish can see ultraviolet
mad that
as a NEET, movies are my life I watch 2 a day everyday
yeah i;m pretty good at it
can usually get it done in just a few minutes
You're a strange strange man
I was merely topping up my retirement 2060 portfolio
2060
you'll probably be dead by then mate, be a bit more ambitious and set it to 2040
but why exactly?
I always win at wanking.
Your eyes can deceive you, don't trust them!
No job
No friends
No girlfriend
not mine
got very good vision my optician said so
tried getting a job, friends, and gf? x
David Cronemberg
dis nigga think he retiring
when they seize all you money for emergency housing for ngubu you'll wish you spent it all in coke
neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord.
Jobs don’t even call back.
Impossible to make new friends at my age if you don’t already have some.
Never going to get a gf if you don’t have a single friend.
Hermes delivery drivers need to pay for their own car insurance, the company doesn't cover that for them.
Mental.
i assume because of picrel
good job
some friends
no gf
im still a miserable cunt so id advise you to get a gf first and try it that way round
With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible
recently i've considered doing that thing where you find one of those women who will have sex with you in exchange for money but i don't really know the ins and outs of it
You can’t get a girlfriend if you have literally no friends.
God not done shit for me so far
job
friends
wife
I still want to die daily. Change your priorities.
Have you asked
well youve had it my son
diy.com
have you ever wanked with friends
Post your hand
Yes. My last gf dumped me like a week in because of this
raping my own arse
doing some reading about the supposed structures 4k feet under the pyramids, sounds like bollocks… but who knows
it's legal but i believe you have to go to a "massage parlour" or find a nice lady online, rather than go and look for street walkers like in the films
His love is eternal.
Had a nice time at the family get-together.
hao ling
no I get that you do it online but I don't really know how to approach it
why dont you use your name anymore diego
and fuck off spainnonce you boring cunt
You don't have to wait till 2060 to withdraw, it's just set up so that now it will make riskier investments and closer to that date (your supposed retirement) they'll be moved to more stable options
Uh huh, I doubt the government pension will be around when I retire which is why I'm investing into a private one
Lots of people know about and of God.
cracked me faakin phone screen int I
I can go on indeed right now apply for a load of warehouse jobs and guarantee they'd be ringing me by lunch time
ive managed to get my past two gfs with no friends
do you think the dog fucks the cat
all i have is a S&S ISA.
Brown dress woman...
dun dun dun dun dun bela lugosi's dead
I don’t live in a place with lots of jobs. There is literally one warehouse in my area which I already applied to in October and didn’t hear anything back
haven't heard back from the final stage interview I had on Monday
Thought it went well, it was just meant to be a personality test
Bitterly disappointed lads
Heading over to Asda later to be passive aggressive with the staff knowing full well they can't answer back lmao
don't be a cunt lad x
what if they snap back?
What was the job lad?
Primary school swimming teacher
it only takes one. bad. day.
might cause a scene in greggs
might go for a poo
morning dee lads, I said MORNING dee lads
my dick can be quite girthy when I wake up but whenever I’m with a woman it goes pencil mode
having a poo in greggs
morning mate x
and with men?
australians will be here soon
Caused a scene at a taxi rank once and now no taxi will ever let me use their service.
adultwork
there's also something called the erotic review
the ol' VUAG shitting the bed again
Use your middle name
screaming the n-word and shitting out my bedroom window
Offensive security/penetration tester type gig
Had already passed all the technicals thought the final stage was a formality
What did you do?
Clearly not. You obviously came across as an autistic freak
say you're with your vulnerable white girlfriend, they come soon enough
see
but the car window
doing that poo I told you about earlier
I accused a taxi driver of being a pedo because he wouldn't give me a lift and all the other drivers at the taxi rank jumped out and started harassing me as I scurried away with my messages from the shops
…hot
poo smells general
Oi! Who gave all these bongs loicenses to post on the four channels??