Alan Hawkshaw edition
/brit/
Genuinely feel like a different person in Spring and Summer
got he jav on
Boiling myself pink in the bath
Um yeah so I'm literally Gigi
never met a girl named spring tbf
whoever wrote the bot script for some of the posts on /brit/ clearly hasn't left his smelly bedroom in years and has forgotten how normal people interact with each other. Who sits there all day posting "scranning a poo" on the internet? Would any of you show this or tell anyone in real life this is what you do? Nobody talks like this. I don't have direct proof of it being bots but come on use your head here. And some of you have actually been interacting with these bots for YEARS thinking they were real hahahaha
pissing it down with rain here fucks sake
sick to bastard death of this weather. I need warm sunny weather this instant
fuck off scranlet
Richard Madeley is a national treasure
x.com
Also Sir Rachel Reeves always sounds like she's doing an impression of starmer
Looool
Canadan VPN rumbled
2016mong character rumbled
Sacked tranny just 'shows up'
Take the day off Adam
Me at the bottom.
Dollhouse on overdrive
She reminds me of one of the many boring teachers at my secondary school
The fat sister and her fat repulsive bf are here after being absent for 3 weeks. Fuck sake
roger scrotum
Nice gay watch u limp wristed faggot
Spaki on a madone
Starmer announces 25% tariffs on British poo exports
how fat are they?
This country died with Harold Godwinson
farting on a bald black niggers head
139 kg and like 5'3
nothing wrong with having thin wrists
Remember when people were burning down 5G masts? What was that all about?
Why are you so desperate to be a lolcow here?
Mad how bereaved parents can just get anything banned these days
lads
do gay people's farts just kind of like fall out of them given their sphincter's loss of tightness?
do they even notice when they happen
do they even make noise
you are the biggest lolcow here mate
silent unless they have bad piles, just a slight burning sensation, like taking a deep breath on a cold day but in reverse
No I'm not lol
dtfic really thinks hes different than the other spammer freaks lolol
steller's lolcow sex arse
You ever heard the sound a fighter jet makes flying by real quick?
you're a schizophrenic permavirgin pal, you're here virtually all hours of the day talking about your brit characters in your dollhouse.
Grim thread
Only nogs in London are buying ninja swords to stab each other with
Take your meds mate
No idea what you're talking about
What about weebs
looks very cheap and tacky
Fuck knows
rattled
exposed lmao
I see that adam is doing anime cosplays in his smelly bedroom now, desperately trying to keep his failing sacked tranny gimmick going for a bit longer
is there no depths that this man won't sink to
in your youth did you chaps ever play any sports other than football?
was purely football for us utter plebs
It is quite poorly made. It was from China. I might make my own
on an incel weed niggawalk
So this is DTFIC:
37 years old
South Asian diaspora
At most 5'6" and at least 200 lbs
Started balding at 15 years old
Diagnosed autistic and schizophrenic
Grew up in Brampton but moved to western suburbs of Ottawa when his dad was detained in India
Lives with his mother and collects permanent disability benefits
Never had a friend, bullied in school
Older sister and younger brother don't talk to him anymore
Mother is afraid of him because of his violent outbursts but is legally obligated to house him
Pretends to be a scientist online but failed to qualify for any STEM Bachelors programs anywhere in Canada
Pushed out of /cum/ by the locals for being the terrible poster known as schizojeet
Regularly posts under different flags with VPNs
Mindraped by a famous /Brit/ tripcode user who he thinks is another different tripcode user from ten years ago
So unlikeable he was rejected by the likes of Mousenonce, Ziedbelg, Sacked Tranny, Gingernonce, and Heathermong
Has been posting the same things 16h a day for at least five years
Anything else?
You can even see the curry stains on the carpet looooool
insane how mindbroken that lad
ADAM SPAKI 190 MELTY!!!!
what's the deal with south london? the bits north of the thames seem the only relevant ones
schizos thinking every post is by one person. SAD!
Adam is upset. The Nigerian carer WILL be being verbally abused
this is why adam is having a melty
It was bombed in WW2 because thats where the old industry was and the docklands, so it was more working class than North London and had slums, which were then cleared and nasty tower blocks put up post-war. Industry left, wogs and pakis in, now South London is a shit hole
SMELLY BEDROOM
HE SAID IT AGAIN XDDD
the real redpill is that spaino is a sacked tranny
Looks like it will be Farmfoods own frozen curries from here on out
2007 WAS 18 YEARS AGO
Why do people assume me and Spaino are the same? What happened for their twisted damaged brains to link us together?
Played rugby in at my posh tarq school when I was in my youth. When I say "played" I mean I was in the D-team with the other gangly autismoid lads where we would mainly stand about doing nothing for 60 minutes while the exasperated P.E teacher assigned to us that week wondered what was wrong with all of us. There were no weekend games for the D-team, unlike the top 3 teams who would play matches with other tarq schools on weekends.
Now, later in life, I am right into fitness and in the best shape of my life. It's easy to look back and say that I should have taken sport and fitness seriously in childhood, knowing how much it would have improved my confidence and social standing, but I lacked the knowledge I have now about programming and diet. Ideally I would have been taught all that by a male role model but I had none of those growing up either.
I don't know, you're both mentally ill attention seeking spastics that make mind numbingly boring posts
/brit/ is fucking terrible these days, this whole group of mongs talking about namefags and the like is bizarre, have a day off. Even when it was fatcam and craven and that lot there wasn't some weird fan club constantly posting about them day in day out.
sacked tranny is diego
me when im on a date at a restaurant and the waiter hands the cheque to me
any good bits? the green belt around the outskirts looks kino
How come Chris Eubanks talks like that
I can empathise
Mumberg and dadberg gave me turkey twizzlers and potato smiley faces and cigs and just told me to try not get stabbed
Not a Tarq upbringing but very hands off parenting
Think I'll be a nazi to my future children in comparison
hahahaha
/brit/ is literally just /britfeel/ from 10 years ago these days
it's mostly the same bunch of runts that used to post in /britfeel/ too
current /britfeel/ is a complete ghost town
Germany: kant, fichte, schiller, schopenhauer, hagel, neitzche, schmitt, jung, heidegger
England: ??????
Adam is obsessed with trannies. Remember when he invented a 'transgender girlfriend' when he was 'working from home' for the Civil Service in Spain? All complete bollocks of course. Sacked tranny was just the logical progression of this autistic fixations. Many of his other characters are products of his weird obsessions
saw a documentary about goblin people thah live under london
Sorry, I don't speak Cantonese
timothy james byrne
Talking to a girl on a dating app that was born in this year
am adam
tiktok should let you search by age
philosophy
this one's a thinker
And the someone pointed out the Civil Service don't allow you to wfh in other countries and the whole LARP collapsed loooool
You know more about him than most people know about their loved ones
its the same situation on brit/pol/. People try to have a normal conversation (for Anon Babble) but theres a team of wheelchair rejects who have this unbelievably autistic obsession with "Josh" screaming their tits off all day every day trying to sus him out. Been going on for the best part of a decade
stop posting about yourself adam
nobody cares
uhhhh blackedxisters?
meant for hahahaha
Who fucking cares? Why do you talk about this stuff constantly? Are you like that schizo autist off Anon Babble who wrote a thesis on a fucking poster there. Take your meds.
Adam is NOT happy we've ruined his shitty LARP and will continue to complain about it all day
*makes note of this argument and uses it to pretend to be one of your dollhouse characters*
UHHH YEAH SO ANYWAY I ACCEPT YOUR CONCESSION THE CIVIL SERVICE DOES LET YOU WORK FROM HOME COPE ON LOL XX
The big question is where is slashed trannie getting these pictures from
No results on Yandex.
good lord, white women aged 18-19 are so FUCKING PENG it should be illegal
dab on it wagwan
that's her mate. you can tell by the self harm
These are all spaki false flagging BTW. He was a regular on both britfeel and britpol. Normal people obviously don't post there
lower
adam gets most of these photos from Anon Babble
probably Anon Babble or Anon Babble
what if you named your son Nonce
as low as it can (legally) go
as a programmer, whenever i hear nonce i just think of en.wikipedia.org
:)
He used to crosspost a lot from Facebook. Likely also the weird virgin boards he frequents
wow you're so intelligent!
fuck off you yankified humble bragging little dickhead
Mumberg and dadberg gave me turkey twizzlers and potato smiley faces
This is really the biggest obstacle to being fit in one's youth: you don't have any agency over what you eat until you start earning your own money (if your parents are poor).
I mean you could ask your mum and dad but it's unlikely they'll understand or care about your need to suddenly start eating a gram of protein per lb of bodyweight or more unless they are into fitness themselves and or rich enough to be able to afford and store vast quantities of chicken breast or other lean meat for their kid. Even then, in your youth your parents will likely be the ones cooking for you. So they now have to cook differently for you, as opposed to just dumping some microwave lasagne carbohydrate slop on you like normal.
kahtimers when im fingering a minor as a guitarist
absolutely schizo post. programming is one of the most mundane incel jobs around.
Italy: Vivaldi, puccini, rossini, monteverdi, paganini, morricone, verdi, scarlatti
England: ?????
calm down incel
ask mum to stop buying me biscuits and quavers because I can't stop eating them
she says she buys them because I like eating them
Truly was hell.
purcell is probably the best english compose
jim e brown
john cooper clark
mc jagger
gary numan
Gustav HOLST
um
that monkey bloke
The reason why there are no great English composers is because Cromwell banned classical music for the longest time.
All for a thread on Anon Babble with mid-double digit poster levels as well. Fucking hell.
maybe its the anonymity thats making the zoomers confused and it triggers a reaction in them to obsessive characterise and note down posts because of their OCD and give them dollhouse names.
biggest regret in life is not losing my virginity loser
will never know the glory of noshing on some young pussy
not losing my virginity loser
he he le old freudian
*sooner
dtfic is bald
Why do people assume me and Spaino are the same? What happened for their twisted damaged brains to link us together?
How old were you anyway? Got lucky enough to lose it when we were both 19 so it was still technically teen sex.
Any non-UK flag is a Spaino vpn unless you're Emma yank
might go backpacking through south east asia and shag the streetmeat while smoking meth
how do we fix this?
i was 22 at uni. i would have liked to have lost it at college or earlier.
what a wretched entitled gremlin
I just want the thread to have more shagger posts than incel meltdowns, is that too much to ask for?
Seriously, all of you who post the same autistic drivel all day, every day, even on Christmas: take a long, hard look at yourself in the mirror and consider what your life has become.
When I first started posting here, no one paid much attention to the freakshows. Sure, every now and then there'd be a particularly embarrassing poster, but we'd all just point and laugh, then get back on with the bants.
Now? Well, what can be said about the state of /Brit/ today... You have only one tripfag and he's a boring tranny weeb. You've got JFs flooding every thread with pictures of Yank Zoomer pop stars or off-topic Anon Babbletard bullshit. Two of the most demented entities imaginable somehow gravitated together and perform their diabolical duet for 16 hours a day with impunity. Stolen images of bad takeaways from Reddit garner hundreds of Bradley Walsh reaction images. More of the same gimmick, one dogshit zinger after another, and not much else.
Think about all the good times we used to have here. Oh how long ago that was. But we can bring it back, the Spirit of /Brit/ never left. All it takes is for there to be more good posts than bad and we can regain our glory days.
So the next time you're about to hit the Send button, think before you post. Let's make /Brit/ better, together.
Based College + Uni enjoyer. Didn't have a single shag the whole of Uni.
sucking a gay penis
a levels were 95% male, uni was 95% male, toil 1 was 90% male, toil 2 is 85% male, alas a virge at 28
can't be expected to be a shagger when I literally do not interact with the female race
mad how much your life can change from terrible to slightly better to terrible again to worse than you could imagine to marginally better to sort of tolerable
scranning a lesbian poo
Sir Ninja Sword
lying sack of shite
unis and a levels are majority women
Hasnt rained in my area since December
I am the 6'3", 8" cock, $150k take home pay, WFH, white, aryan, blue eyed, tastefully balding, 210lbs of muscle, size 11 feet, well dressed, home owning shagger all you incels wish you could be
've reached something on the lines of wondering if straight-up erasing people to the point they never existed in the first place is straight-up murder. Like asking god to do it and all, does that make me a bad person?
I mean I'm considering erasing like 4 billion, leaving 4 billion left on the planet. And that would be more better right? less shitty people on the planet and the internet, no?
I spend around £500 a month with at least 1-200 of that being pointless purchases so yeah
On annual leave from work for two weeks and someone messaged me this morning to say someone on the same shift as me died last night. I just replied back "aw man that's awful" but it sounds so fake. How the fuck do normies get by in everyday interactions?
uh you do know there are different a levels and different degrees, right?
Went international, me. Thanks Anon Babble for the introduction.
I did the most man dominated subjects (physics chemistry then engineering) and it was still not as low as you claim you utter spaz
Lads turn on BBC news...
Alri' Thanos settle down mate.
Poznan
chinese girl
???
It'll fix itself in due course. Women are already starting to realise feminist ideals are a sham.
East Anglia?
they dont have the brain power to really think about anything
Six feared dead after tourist submarine sinks in Egypt as embassy says all passengers Russian
scream
I have a Vietnamese family living upstairs. They own the restaurant next door and are noisy as fuck.
What's for lunch lads?
lil zoomerbro wetting himself another submarine has sunk he gets to make a 4 hour documentary on his youtube channel about it
Lads turn on BBC porn...
New
my 6th form was integrated with my boy secondary school & my uni was mechanical engineering in birmingham
there was genuinely 15 or so girls in my course of about 550 of us
body always starts spazzing out when I smoke weed
Yeah gone are the days of men wanting to put some kids in an 18 year old and provide for her while she raises them on a farmstead.
Instead all men want to marry a 30-something career woman... or something.
submarine insurance premiums are going to go up
Nah Hampshire
I have terminal cancer and lost my life savings to whisky barrel scammers
used to live there when I was younger
Watching the new Bald and Bankrupt video where he’s in China
Hiding under the covers from the window cleaner forgetting the curtains and window were opened. He asked me calmly if I could come over and close the window so he could clean it. Mortified
I'm sure he's seen worse
DUDE IT'S COMPLETELY HARMLESS THO LMAO
awww that's cute
hmmm
You won't get to hide from him when he comes to the door to get paid now.
dont see how there can be a population crisis in Japan. I would personally inseminate every Japanese woman in the country if I could
Mummy handles that x
What were you doing?
Might go down to the local cancer ward later today and start laughing at people
Mum is always sleeping and waiting for Dad to bring the cash home.
absolutely demonic contraption
leave the worms alone
always get heart palpitations and twitches. Not for me. No intoxicants for me at all.
Always have a laugh when people say india and China are having a fertility/population crisis despite both having 1.5 billion people. They both need 0 child polices put in my place imo
probably a coding spacker
his classes were full of jeets
BBC's Mark Lowen deported from Turkey after covering protests
mental that erdogan is so openly an unashamed dictator and 51% of turks are completely fine with it
Hiding under the covers from the window cleaner.
Who says that? Their crisis is literally booming population and China did enact a policy limiting children. Must not be laughing at that often.
I used to think this too like big deal you got 1.5 billion people, but it actually doesnt work that way in entire swathes of the country eventually vanishes in just 20 to 30 years if people dont keep having kids
any dictator with a less than 100% approval rate can count himself as a failure in my book
What happens when you die, lads? I'm scared.
fertility crisis is fear mongering nonsense anyway guarantee it will naturally work itself out
kwab
Seriously why are you scared of other humans? Grow up mate.
Inorganic Judeo-American backed protests you mean. The ZOG color revolution days over, it only works the first 100 or so times
dunno
tbf we’d probably do the same.
really don't think things are as bad as you lot make them out to be
eating poo
I liked to hide on the landing where no windows where.
So did the cat. Great minds, you see.
scrolled through the catalogue the other day and I'm not joking when I say this fucking cartoon pepe frog made up over 25% of all the posts. It was usually weird ESLs from asia with dumb questions like "Do you have sexy women in your country?"
ASMRfu released a new vid
grow up
this is the go-to phrase for every dictator and all
it's le homosexual american jews who want to stop me from giving my citizens paradise. oh my 50 lamborghinis and 30 yachts? that's all part of my process my brothers
Never.
you been outside recently?
Serious mainstream publications such as the economist and that faggot zeihan repeat this ridiculous lie that Chinas economy will collapse if they dont start having more kids
they aren't even nearly that bad but at least 50% of this general are cloistered incels
shagged fauci's bum and got the novel aids virus
rorke's mum apopleptic with rage, preparing a letter to accuse ITV of being woke or something
You'd have to be a proper incel shut in or brain damaged you cant recognise the radical changes that have happened in the country in the past 5 years.
People opposed to dictatorship are very likely to be homosexuals. Anthony Eden is case and point
Prefer if they didn’t grow up
:)
she peaked in philosophers stone
counted 30 filtered posts out of 2016 in the thread so far
why the hell did I agree to toil today? i dont want to toil today.
grow up
ok
The difference between a religion and a cult?
In a religion your superhero was born before 1800. In a cult he was born after 1800.
That's all.
saaaaaaar
We need to start showing Adolescence in schools. We need to make it mandatory daily viewing, every channel should have a 1 hour time slot dedicated to it. Play it on billboards across every major city in the country.
Peter Pan be like
Jesus was real
Captain America isn't real
Thats you done
you jape but I guarantee you there are PHSE lessons that have already started showing it
The dissolution of the monasteries has been a disaster for the Anglo race.
*places my unusually large log of poo in the /brit/ display cabinet*
check it out lads
ME OWN SON
A FOOKIN INCEL
ZOG is trying to get rid of turkey on the world stage because they maintain close ties with Iran and Russia, so any protests there are ipso facto being organized by the US state department.
Pretty much everything has been a disaster for the Anglo race, I'm beginning to think this Anglo race is pretty fucking useless.
incel discourse is so fake. it's absurd that places like the BBC regard it seriously
ipso facto
women owe me sex
I only believe in God because I want there to be justice for all those who have wronged me
Replace Anon Babble captchas with Adolescence clips
13:44, lunch eaten, yes I do believe we're about to enter the coffee zone
poo
Imperialism was a disaster for the Anglo race, no wonder it was the jew disraeli who kickstarted it....
nietzche wrote about this
that schizoleaf is such a brainlet. any word thats slightly left-field or irregularly used he rushed to his hat folder and greentexts it. He'll obviously do it to this post too. Heuristically that is
Mad that turks are left with a dictator in charge because he's got a strangehold on diaspora voters who don't even live in the country
50 incels stormed a toddler's birthday party to chop them into bits and you're laughing?
right time to filter yanks
What he say?
nah ust that. england would have been so comfy back when you could just walk across fields until you found an abbey where the monks let you stay and give you food and wine until you were ready to move on
Bit bent
marginalising a poo
do you have to have 4chanX to filter flags?
I owe women sex. Time for me to pay up.
A legend.
A group of US soldiers went "wilding" at a small town family oriented German festival. They stabbed this young security guard. Both Germany and the US military are hiding their identities, and I think we can all guess why.
walk in to son's room. see this wat do?
Why are you running? WHY are you running?
Reckon philosophers are all pseudos
nah you can do it with uBlockOrigin only
with a high level of specificity too i.e not just all posts from certain flags but posts with certain keywords or without certain keywords or with / without images etc
twas brillig
quote from the church father referenced
Not at this time of year actually, but very soon...
Replace the national anthem with the Adolescence soundtrack
from the gal to the gadot palestine's freedom will float
it's a fookin disgrace
Funny how zoomertons worship Nietzsche has this based god but this is a lad that wrote sex stories to his sister and had a nervous breakdown when he saw a horse get beaten on the street and passed out and shat himself shouting some gay shit in latin then died a few days later. Talk about supermen..
*admires*
more context
niggas love pretending that "worcestershire" is hard to say
..
worcestershire mentioned
Let your partner know plain and simple what you need with the Fuck Me butt plug from Booty Sparks. Your lusty message is projected in laser light from the intermediate-size plug and will pulse in time with the stimulating vibrations.
might cop
grow up
Your hand needs the laser light, does it?
niggas mentioned
pooing a poo of times gone by
poosan boyle i pood a poo
Nintendo direct is on lads
Dye, Die, DEI: The Toxic Evolution of Fascism from IG Farben to Operation Paperclip and the Weaponization of Diversity
i'm too sexy for /brit/
John F Kennedy's only grandson, Jack Schlossberg, is a Jew. No elite gentile dynasty in America has avoided genetic capture by these people. US will fall like Austria-Hungary, another aristocracy polluted by Jewish blood in its terminal stage.
I couldn't be bothered to read that tome in full but the parts I did read when skimming it were the equivalent of a deranged Anon Babble post
roflcopter
Got a new tattoo of the missus
you know on inauguration day 2 months ago he was contrasting how hot Usha Vance was wiith his own grandmother Jackie O
very odd boy
Why's her hair so greasy
Kek based
Video games, despite their cultural resonance and technical brilliance, fail to qualify as a distinct art form. Here’s why:
Video games borrow heavily from established art forms—cinematic storytelling, literary tropes, visual art, and musical scores—but lack a cohesive artistic identity. Their narratives are often linear and scripted, relying on pre-rendered cutscenes that could function as standalone films. Even acclaimed "interactive" games like Heavy Rain or The Last of Us prioritize cinematic immersion over gameplay innovation. If a game’s core appeal lies in its story or visuals, it merely mimics film or literature, rendering its interactivity a gimmick.
The heart of gaming—gameplay—is a system of rules, challenges, and objectives. This aligns it with sports or board games, not art. While chess requires strategy and soccer demands skill, neither is considered art. Similarly, mastering a boss fight or optimizing resource management in Civilization reflects competitive prowess, not creative expression. Games are designed to be solved or won, not interpreted—a stark contrast to art’s open-ended ambiguity.
Proponents claim player agency makes games unique, but this agency is illusory. Choices are confined to pre-programmed outcomes (e.g., Mass Effect’s "moral" decisions), reducing players to menu-navigators. True art invites subjective interpretation; games corral players into developer-designed pathways. Even "open-world" games like Skyrim funnel exploration into scripted quests and loot cycles. The player’s role is tactical, not creative.
Games share more DNA with sports than art. Esports, speedrunning, and achievement-hunting prioritize skill, repetition, and mastery—akin to Olympic training or Tetris high scores. Recognizing games as art would force us to redefine basketball or Monopoly as art, diluting the term into meaninglessness.
1/2
black people
Wish I had cheque book. Whats stopping me from just writing a million pounds and getting the product then doing a runner?
Art forms like literature, film, and painting have centuries of critique dissecting aesthetics, symbolism, and emotional resonance. Video game analysis fixates on "gameplay loops" and "mechanics," lacking a language to evaluate artistic merit. Discussions devolve into consumerist debates about "fun" or "addiction," not deeper meaning. Without a tradition of critical theory, games remain trapped in the realm of product reviews.
Art exists for contemplation, challenge, or provocation—it has no "use." Video games, however, are designed for utility: entertainment, escapism, or social connection. This aligns them closer to landscape architecture (parks for leisure) or theme parks (engineered experiences) than to art. A park may be beautiful, but its primary purpose is functional—a space for play, not reflection. Similarly, games prioritize engagement over introspection.
"But games have art/music/writing!"
Yes, games contain art (concept art, soundtracks, scripts), but a car with a painted hood is not a canvas. These elements serve gameplay, not standalone expression.
"The social aspect is artistic!"
Teamwork in Overwatch or World of Warcraft fosters camaraderie, but so does a pickup basketball game. Social bonding ≠ art.
"Games evoke emotions!"
So do roller coasters. Emotion alone doesn’t define art—context and intent do.
Video games are creative products—clever, immersive, even profound—but not art. They are playgrounds, not galleries; puzzles, not poems. Until games develop a unique aesthetic language untethered from mimicry of older mediums, they remain sublime toys: dazzling, addictive, but ultimately designed for use, not meaning.
Art asks questions. Games ask, "Did you win?"
2/2
Thinking of starting a political career based solely on anti-military recruitment. Do you know military recruiters can go to high schools in america? Makes me sick desu
You can't run very fast.
the honour system. you'd feel bad
was just doing this down the pub
ayo hol up lemme read that unformatted wall of text that's been pasted
not gay but i love looking at massive penises <3
that orange retard is genuinely fucking me up the arse
you must hate looking in the mirror
see the joke here is
Willard Mitt Romney? More like Mr Money, a drill twit!
for me it's their balls
me and mikey
when I moved out from a flat last year the landlord gave me the deposit back via cheque
first time I've seen one IRL, was flabbergasted
"it's all on sale" i tell myself as it continues to drop further and further down
Janny just letting literal hardcore gay porn stay up. Classic.
poo smells general
Got a cheque from HMRC because I didn't log in to claim a tax rebate. I then lost it for a few years and had to phone them to send it again.
They were praying you wouldn't know how to cash it
my nan told me how
I began to read your comment but then I saw your flag and realized I wouldn't understand it