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You guys ever been to Thailand?
liberals won
just in time for freshly baked /cum/
and yet they're still losers LOL
Should I play the oblivion remake?
it sucks very overrated
my gf has been asleep for 16 hours after one of her wisdom teeth was removed
topical anesthesia + painkiller + anti inflammatory + melatonin
That bitch is ugly as sin
this is shaping up to be a classic fucked up day in my ugly truecel freak life
Bitch look like she fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
What’s wrong
I'm gonna actually show up for my life for once today
I'm going to be mentally and physically present in everything that I do and see if that can effect some positive changes. I will work hard to turn things around
NHH that’s the spirit
whats NHH
i was born ugly physiologically spiritually and socially i’m like gollum in real life
NHH
the original sucked and was overrated IMO
Oblivion is fun if you don't take it too seriously and just do whatever you want in the game like leveling up by jumping or whatever
Wtf is nhh
thats what i was saying
its not even good for that, the gameplay sucks
Skyrim is better visually and has better sex mods and mods in general.
Morrowind has a better setting and gameplay and writing.
Oblivion is the worst of both worlds.
fun if you don't take it too seriously
that's precisely why I don't like those types of games, too much lore and bullshit you have to study to understand everything in them. it's like a homework assignment learning about the stupid universe.
Niggers heil hitler
Kanye's new song
i cant get immersed in bethesda games. the "cities" and towns are just a couple buildings and like 10 people
A single chocolate black man has done more for the white race than anyone in 60 years
Yedolf Hitler releases a new banger
one of the biggest rappers of all time
(((Youtube))) prunes it and they collectively agree it should be banned from all talmudic platforms
somehow a video is still up on Youtube
but only has 300,000 views
if it was about anything else it'd have +1 million views by now, they are absolutely SEETHING and trying to hide it from searches/algorithm results.
i feel bad for Thai girls(female) because when people heard "Thai girls" they think of ladyboys
People assessed as more physically attractive at age 15 had higher socioeconomic positions at age 36- in terms of their employment status, housing tenure and income - and they were more likely to be married; even after adjusting for parental socioeconomic background, their own intelligence, health and self esteem, education and other adult socioeconomic outcomes
Being able to enter every building and every character being unique in dialogue and behavior is cool, but i would still rather want bigger cities with houses you can't enter and generic NPCs as filler
Why are enemy NPCs the only generic ones?
Now do height (it's fucking over lmao)
thats the one thing i liked about starfield the cities were bigger and had generic NPCs walking around, it made it feel more alive
A real man makes his own luck, fuck the percentages nigga
Real mojo takes place on the q.t.
Why are furries so based
personally not a fan of rap or hip hop music
Oblivion graphics are overhated IMO. Sure the faces look goofy but its not that bad of looking game for 2006. In some ways I actually prefer the vibrancy of Oblivion over Skyrim.
Our response?
youtube.com
any old school day one niggas here
I been here since '08 so I'm in the first generation of newfags
sorry but i refuse to watch Shorts
Good morning. Doing my gacha dailies.
no idea what a gacha is and i don't care either
2011 from encyxlopedia dramatica so im the first people that old newfags called newfag
fuck I should leave this place and have friends. I've been here almost half my life
The gachas I play are PGR and the F2P open world JRPG style story driven action adventure game Wuthering Waves™
oh my god she is so attractive
this guy with his anime holy shit what a fuckin dweeb
Tax the poor and give to the rich.
tax everyone and give it to me
This is am anime website, sis.
Right!?
gambling games where the prize is pngs of anime girls
that is the gayest thing i've ever heard
we already do that
anyone else just fresh as fuck like damn am i allowed to look this good?
do you still have girl hair
how long is it
thats me when i look in the mirror but not in photos
yet you're still a virgin, curious
Finished my gacha dailies. I have four new chapters of manga to read.
i used to talk to a cummer regularly and they would loop every conversation into info dumping about themselves and they would give minimal engagement if i said anything about myself. i got tired of it.
is this how you want to spend every day of your life till the day you die jason
You seem like a pretty pathetic person
mfw Jason gets a stage 4 cancer diagnosis
then you get a city like GTA where you eventually have hundreds of millions of dollars and nothing to spend it on except funding terrorist attacks.
who asked
leafbros it's over
what's the line on jason getting bowel cancer from his low fiber diet?
Don’t talk just kiss
i think it's a microcosm of a broader narcissistic culture fostered in /cum/, frankly.
I'd rather join the adventurer's guild, but alas, the demiurge controls this planet.
like 95%, he's going to suffer from malnutrition too. idiot doesn't realize you actually need vitamins to stay healthy, not just carbo-based calories. he doesn't really need to exist anyways, he just takes up space.
i would kiss you, fk *mwah*
I'm healthier than you.
Jason is young, healthy, sexy, skinny, tall, handsome, big-dicked and pure
So we won't match..I got it...
ngl the first time i came to /cum/ and saw that pic of jason in front of the mirror with his auschwitz physique i genuinely thought he was a heroin addict or some kind of dying AIDS junkie
black men only
I'm healthier than you.
Daniel never responded.
I am sorry my sweet baby butterfly. I clipped your wings before you could truly soar.
some would say that i'm mining, other will say that i'm crafting but really i'm doing a little bit of both
boomer generation women didn't really care about looks
x generation women said that the man should be "a little bit more pretty than the devil"
millenial women did care about looks however you could make up for it with personality
zoomer women care only about looks and are eager to adjust their personality to your preferences but only if you look like tiktoker
You saved his life. Now he won't be stuck here forever.
All women care about looks. In the vast majority of marriages the wife is not sexually attracted to the husband
is that-a-way
Blonde bimbo is a Fortnite player
Huh?
I'm not young but the rest is true.
My gf slept from 2pm to 8AM with brief interruptions
18 hours
The fuck
I gotta stay in character at work in front of all the mughfukkin yameens.
is she experiencing a medical emergency
like did she just skydive face-first into a mountain and recently undergo reconstructive surgery
ELI5 why blacks be the way they is
I've done similar. Sometimes you need to just sleep. The waking world is too much.
tfw no sleepy gamer gf
Is it really a plot twist?
finished me uni work
now I can do nothing until may 27th
Latinx really be tryna whitemaxx by naming they daughters "Amy" when they still got a last name like "Villaponte"
Can you not filter out brown women on those websites?
Jessica Hernandez
That's dangerously close to my last name
Im not a beaner....
No. You can filter the distance and that's pretty much it.
I was at the doctor's office and there was a Latinx there who named her Latinx son "Liam" but their last name was Gallegos
It was fucking comical
I'm crazy
she actually thinks this is a fun quirk and a selling point. every guy loves when you come home to find she's left the tap running and caused $20k in damage to your house, or her dog shit all over your carpet, or she invited a friend over who steals, or she borrowed your car without asking, or she got upset when you said it's over and decided to tell police you beat her up, etc.
haha yeah so fun.
that's a native, retard
French France girl thinks Naruto is the best anime...
Grim
Are rook same
Why'd she only say that part en Anglais
if you rubbed your two braincels together it would've been easy to deduce it from the fact that a canadian posted the profile
really love this canadian faggot's blog, glad I subscribed
What's it like having an iguana pet?
Natives are Latinx too moron
36
eye piercings
isn't spamming/flooding against the rules? hmm.. i better check the rules to see..
i'm a little teapot
short and stout
here is my handle
here is my penis
shitty attempt at baiting after you outed yourself as retarded tbqh
implying forfrees actually look at reports
do it but don't expect anything to happen
don't forget to report jason btw
If you're on a dating/sex app you're basically a bad person.
Imagine walking down here, hand-in-hand with Jason
ur an incel lol nobody cares what u think
Dating apps are the only way you’re gonna find your autistic virgin wife because they do not go out in public and you have absolutely no way of talking to them online because they dont use the same websites as you
She got a wisdom teeth extraction and local anesthesia and when she came home she took an antibiotic, anti inflammatory med, mild-moderate pain med (dexanatoprofen or sonething) and melatonin to sleep through it all
guess it worked
If u want actual love it’s either Reddit or discord
i fell in love with fk in the /cum/ discord..
Society is twisted and broken, dating apps are dysfunctional and perverted. I'll die alone and never breed, that's better than lowering myself to indignity.
More people see the native phenotype as Latinx than the lighter people
Anyone successfully reconnected with an estranged parent? How did you go about it?
dey be frum home back in afrika, it be like when yo brutha stay home wit mama and aint ever had to live on his own so everythin ez az hell fo dem cuz they aint eva had to struggle u know? So they dont be learning to make them skills n shit. Then when they be over here we put dey asses to work n shit so they stay mad and poor n shit and they just be like that
i fucked some girl in the break lounge at my dentist's office yesterday, she said she's never been pounded so hard before.
that's better than lowering myself to indignity.
Don't do this pls
We're all human beings
my dad tried to reconnect with me multiple times but I've always ignored it desu
i'm not going to find a gainfully employed corporate powerwife on reddit or discord. the best hope is an autistic e-girl who works in tech and makes beaucoup bux despite only ever going outside to pick up DoorDash orders.
only if you look like jordan barrett or some tiktoker otherwise its just as implausible
They’re either whores or obese
Discord
Troons or whorish 16 year olds trying to get you arrested
reminder that jason was defending white women fucking dogs a week ago
autistic e-girl who works in tech
mid double digit body count
(excuse: "I was depressed :/")
I’m a very average looking white man and I had absolutely no trouble though
All comes down to be interesting while texting and then not being autistic in person
I’m a very average looking
everyone who says this is always above average and lying
Fucking a dog is better than fucking a black or brown guy.
Why?
if you're a millenial but it's impossible if you're a zoomer and "average" looking though.
Because a dog isn't a black or brown person.
He's a simp and will try to rationalize anything white women do
I blocked my dad’s number about 8 years ago and now I am ready to reconnect. Idk if he reached out to me during that time.
This mutt is ugly.
Women don't seem to think so and that's the only criteria that matters
Those women are ugly and/or mutts
cope
idk your situation but all I ever wanted from my dad was admission that he fucked up not being around when I was a kid
he always blamed my mom and said she kept him away but the only times he ever reached out to me directly (by phone) was when he was drunk so I don't have much love there
Cope to the left of me
Cope to the right of men
thats not true i checked their profiles
Your mom is at fault.
I'm a bad person because I'm an InCell. It doesn't change the fact that I'm still lonely.
Being lonely isn't an excuse. Life generally sucks and most your feelings will be negative, you should still hold yourself to higher standards.
you are taking dating advice from an incel that spends his days spamming a Anon Babble thread
let that sink in before you reach any conclusion
I think it's impossible to find a woman in QC without tattoos...
there's no dating advice you're either hot and women want you or you're ugly and no amount of personality or game changes it
You don't know what "spam" means. You're a web 2.0 immigrant.
kys jason
Your first access to the internet was on a phone or windows 7.
gosh i love being awake in the morning
My first access on the internet was in the 1990's with Netscape and I remember seeing the trailer of The Lost World (Jurassic Park 2)
i haven't had alcohol since january 7th. i think i can keep going like this indefinitely.
perhaps i was just depressed at the time but i can't recall an instance where i felt better from drinking, it was primarily a way to disassociate.
it was on my IBM Aptiva in 1995, dial up modem that went BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEUNNNNNNNNSSSRRRREEEEEEE in my ears
i downloaded some sick bitmaps of apache helicopters and rhinos, printed them out, and put them up on my bedroom walls with scotch tape. rhinos are like living tanks.
I know of multiple female-only (typically femcel) spaces on the internet that I lurk regularly
they have no idea a moid is watching and laughing
I first got internet in 1995, it is as AOL dialup and they charged like $3.00 a minute
one of the first things I ever saw on the internet was an "uncensored" stacy's mom music video on youtube when I was like 7
just browsing crystal cafe for 5 minutes makes me wish i was dead
how the fuck are you tolerating r/romancenovelaboutawifebeater
I remember getting Earthlink CDs in the mail all the time and being like wtf are these
catholic white supremacists btfo!
forbesafrica.com
how the fuck are you tolerating r/romancenovelaboutawifebeater
it's just funny desu
they have the exact same disposition as incels while condemning them for that very behavior
seeing women be truly clueless in a space where they feel free to be entirely honest is comedic
NHH
one day youre in here and then youre gone
white kid shot dead after playing ding dong ditch
retards do something retarded and meet a retarded end
oh no
You aren't allowed to shoot someone for ringing your doorbell.
I'm sober for a while as I get a court case sorted out. Probably a few weeks or a month at least, then very moderate afterwards.
m-muh white kids
playing on someone's property at 3am is grounds for getting smoked
I know you're an absolute pussy based on the anime, but grown men defend their ground
You aren't human. Tyler Chase Butler will be going to prison. Cope, shine.
wah a little cracker boy died
qq pussy
honky fucked around and found out
/cum/ is dead without my contributions
If you like the castle doctrine, and I'm at least lukewarm with it, incidents like this are inevitable
The sheriff’s office said the person who made the emergency call reported a resident had fired shots after three people tried to kick down a door. Authorities did not publicly identify the caller.
At 3am
Plenty of reason to assume they were a threat. If it weren't for the race of the individuals this wouldn't be a news story.
my life sucks and it is never going to get better
Nobody kicked the door. Don't care if they did though and fat urkelkin deserves prison. Simple as.
the castle doctrine is not a real law, it's an NRA marketing stunt.
jason's definitely the type to shout "I have a gun" during a home invasion and not shoot it
Good morning my wonderful monster girl lovers!
i love her
tranime is for faggots
look brother i get that being overtly racist for bants is fun and all, but it disqualifies your opinion an anything related to justice or fairness.
dumb ass zoom zoom got what he deserved, based 2A enthusiast defending his home from trash.
start banging on doors at 3 am and expect to not get shot
It's active and legalized in
Alabama
Arizona
Arkansas
Florida
Georgia
Idaho
Indiana
Iowa
Kentucky
Louisiana
Montana
Nevada
New Hampshire
North Dakota
Oklahoma
Ohio
Pennsylvania
South Carolina
Tennessee
Texas
Utah
West Virginia
So don't tell me it's "not a real law". Just has a lot of different names (like stand your ground, which accomplishes the same thing, or no duty to retreat in private spaces, etc)
Retard
they're entirely different and don't justify shooting teenagers for knocking on your door. if you want to discuss legal rights you have to do it with actual laws, not retarded marketing gimmicks.
He probably should have not started with shooting at them but if someone is banging on your door at 3 am you should not be surprised if someone shoots you lmfao
Announcing you have a gun and not having to shoot is better than shooting kids running away after playing a prank like a sissy coward.
He'll be a fat punk in prison getting his cheeks clapped. And I don't particularly care about the normalfag sex haver getting killed, but he was White I guess so on principle I side with him.
Announcing you have a gun and not having to shoot is better
lmaooo absolutely pussy
niggas really be owning guns and be scared to shoot shit ctfu
Knocking on a door at 3am isn't actually legal grounds for shooting someone.
please jason i don't care about elonspam
my american law firm started hiring litigators for their japanese satellite firm and restructuring partners for their small european offices
recession incoming
Why is it so hard for normies to understand that fucking with strangers is dangerous
How the fuck are you supposed to know that someone banging on your door at 3AM is a prank
For all you know it's some violent dude trying to rob your shit
sheltered white kids unironically
they have never lived somewhere where people take personal protection seriously
I'm not sure I follow your logic. Why would shifting parts of the business overseas indicate a recession? That happens every single day for one business or another.
"taking personal protection seriously" doesn't mean shooting random people in suburban home.
It wasn't random
ok jason let's have some random dude start banging on your door at 3am and see how you react
hello
nigga these offices are dead most of the time
correct, it means shooting people that threaten the safety of your household
I don't know that the person banging on my door at 3am is a kid playing a prank and not an intruder
that's irrelevant and they were teenagers anyway. you wouldn't say "well that toddler should've known not to stick a fork in the electrical socket"
it's obviously immoral by any reasonable standard to shoot children for knocking on your door, and it's illegal in civilized society.
Spinny called me a manlet freak last night
he'd just yell "I have a gun please stop!" and then get shot because he's a pussy and scared to use it lol
hello my beautiful turtledove, light of my life
how are you on this beautiful day gifted to us by god
I would not fucking shoot a person for knocking on my door, are you people retarded?
got an iced coffee, prefer hot though desu
He didn't know it was a teenager, and teenagers have more personal agency than toddlers. Do you think nigger teens shouldn't be held responsible for shooting up bus stops because they're just like toddlers sticking forks into electrical sockets? You must be trolling
you wouldn't shoot a person period because you're a coward
you own a gun as a fashion statement
Actually, better question: what shitholes are you people from where your immediate thought is to shoot someone?
doing okay. how about you?
weed smoked
vr headset charged
wheel and shifter mounted
pedals aligned
yep, it's truck simulator time
ok jason let's have some random dude start banging on your door at 3am and see how you react
I'd either stand there and wait for them to leave, maybe call the police, announce I have a gun and get them to go away, or I'd wait for them to break the door(if it sounds like they're doing that) and then shoot.
I'd also look out the window, with the lights off so they can't see me, and see who it is. There's a lot you can do before you end up murdering kids, but that fat urkelkin was too scared and low IQ, or just bloodthirsty as they often are.
So what happened with the "ditch" part of ding dong ditch? Why was the teen still there when the guy opened the door
I come to Anon Babble - International - /cum/ - Canada United States Mexico for my opinions on firearm usage and regulations.
FAKE JASON ALERT!
The real Jason I know would VENTILATE any human motherfucker who interacts with him who isn't his mother bringing a plate of chicken nuggets
announce I have a gun and get them to go away,
I fucking told you he was a pussy
I'm not a nigger, so I'm not interested in shooting people. Try not living in a shithole.
He's engaging in bad faith for attention, he very rarely shares opinions that he actually believes
aside from thinking it's based and trad for white women to sell videos of them fucking dogs online
u the type of cracka to let a nigga run ur pockets then cry to the jakes about it
I'm not a nigger, so I'm not interested in shooting people.
Based, then let's ban all firearms since only niggers shoot people and their opinions don't matter.
Or perhaps he doesn't believe in anything to begin with because he is a dreg of humanity who has rarely if ever been forced to think for themselves or venture out of their comfort zone
durr false equivalence. shooting up a bus stop is obviously wrong and even children understand that. knocking on someone's front door is not the same thing. and we still do give teenagers leniency even in murder cases because we know they're too stupid to be responsible for their actions.
i know you would never leave your house let alone go to someone else's but that doesn't justify shooting anyway who sets foot on your property.
How do I stop wanting to have sex with women all the time
be low t
I *do* do that sometimes, but it's quite obvious when something I'm saying is common sense. If someone is autistic and fails to differentiate that just isn't my problem.
You're intentionally leaving out the fact that he knocked at 3 am
I mean, masturbate. But your youthful vigor and lust will fade as you grow older, so it does solve itself
injecting yourself with a lot of T can actually lower your libido too
depression pills
I mean
Soy reddit speak
>I mean
Soy reddit speak
If this is how you behave I can see why you spend your time anonymously asking questions like
How do I stop wanting to have sex with women all the time
That wasn't me
no wonder Jason hates China so much...
Chinese government is more trad than the pope
Both are gay
N
Business conversations
How are you not ashamed of this
something happens and i'm head over heels
look at his flag
Tranny shit is a massive leak in democrat rhetoric and they need to get rid of it immediately
They won't because they have absorbed this jewish ideology totally and completely. Its a central tenet of the librard religion at this point.
The emancipation of the European Jew triggered the golden age of science.
Think I genuinely broke chatgpts racism filter, I asked it if African Pygmy people still have the same brain as a normal Homo Sapien and it thought for like 20 minutes before telling me it couldn't answer that question
I could live as a straight man in china...
?
It learned based on my question clearly, it was stewing on it for a long time
it's funny to see the censored versions where they don't even show two people standing near each other because that's implicitly too gay
They don't understand the things I say on Twitter
Pope Leo XIV has African-Creole ancestry, which is a notable aspect of his background. This diversity is a great representation of the global Catholic Church.
Just an excuse so he can say the n word
Hi, I’m calling about the fur coat, the basketball goal and the Kenmore dryer.
Pope Leo XIV has African ancestry
well duh he's italian
You think it takes talent to play Frankenstein??
scientists are usually very qualified with years of expertise so i'd say yes.
Religion appeals to a fundamental human need, and rejecting it leads to undesirable behaviors and unhappiness
I'm no longer Robert Prevost my name is now Leo XIV
aight cool
I'm no longer Jack my name is now Jill
i don't believe in that fake woke shit
Changing name isn't the bad part, it's the whole lopping off your peepee to create a gaping axe wound that isn't allowed to heal
Diversity means getting rid of every white person and replacing them with brown and black people
earning a title through a decades long career
making a personal decision based on the genre of porn that you like the most
Correct and you need to get over it already
Japanese bird
Based/Basé
310
Use this for the new
Not going to post in it
gross, she probably kisses that thing too
I forgot to put the subject but it's good enough
looooolll you all fucking BEANERS!!!
Retard
eating a argentinian blood sausage
No it isn't
Real NEW
focused so much on his shitty edition that he forgot the subject
classic mistake
That’s a massive L
Big W
I can't because I am white, I will never get over being replaced by blacks and browns