Catberg edish
/brit/
anyone up for a game of punt the runt?
First Indian ITT
It can never be returned to. Kids dont go knocking doors to check if their mates can come out and play. Friends dont make plans and stick to them anymore. Relationships are found by flicking through 4 inch tall photos of a person rather than locking eyes across a room. Joy is found in watching fake internet numbers go up, rather than in the people you surround yourself with. We have never been more connected to other humans, but also never been less connected to our humanity. And it only gets worse from here.
Been howling at the track list
um....henlo!!!!!!!
you don't know that
Number 9 is a genuine banger. Can't get the chorus out of my head. Think it's also a genuinely fascinating discussion point for art in general, as people who are normally so keen on art making the comfortable uncomfortable, suddenly don't like it when the uncomfortableness is targeted at them, rather than something that targets Christians like Piss Jesus.
Can we agree that Americans promote bad pet ownership? That whole indoors cat argument is founded on ignorance
kanyhe binble
1st ladyboy itt
mikey leading all of /brit/ in a chorus of Let It Be
what the FRICK
all my niggas nazis
Cats destroy local ecosystems.
it's easy to sin but hard to do good
rörke
I disagree with indoor cat
it's not an american thing
lots of americans let their cats outside
it's an internet thing
weird beliefs spreading on the internet
NIGGA HEIL HITLER
on a good run this week de lads
Cats are the most invasive species other than muslims and incels, yep.
Nigger heil Hitler
zest alert
Not really joy is it
diddy free
Why do women act passive aggressive all the time
It is. You've just never experienced it because your life is contained in this box you're looking at right now.
you cant handle me sunshine
Rorke getting a fine for riding his bike on the pavement
everybody does it!
he pleads
hmm, never seen anyone else do it
replies the 5 foot 1 black female police officer
nigga heil hitler is one of the worst songs i've ever heard
Sir Oswald Mosley
Sir Enoch Powell
Sir Nick Griffin
Sir Adolf Hitler
Sir Kanye West
well that's a girl pissing all over her mirror
Thinking about Hitler and smiling, not because he failed, but because he tried
Big jewish energy reverberating from this post
It is. Ye needs locking up. He's too narcissistic to realize that he's only as talented as his Jewish handlers told people he was. They'll win in the end. Sorry for his kids and honestly Kim K.
pakis on the road cleaning your window for a fiver
i mean, lyrical content aside
it's just bad
See it's this type of BS I'm talking about. Founded on ignorance, cats do fuck all to ecosystems lmao I'm glad people with this belief are such a minority here
I hope you're right man, I just see people over there being the most vocal about it and it seems more promoted. The family I have over there let their cat out I just can't tell how unusual they are for doing that
so what's your favourite one
Who gives a fuck about any Kardashian
ROIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FACKING WOAD
yay! yay! yay!
We need National Socialism
Nova Scotia
would love to live in BC and be able to just drive out into the wilderness to go on adventures
mental to think while i'm in the middle of having a crazy goon sesh with the lads in discord there are terrible wars happening around the world and people being genocide'd.
guess what tomorrow is
me
lil zoomie getting all hyped up about nazism and mumbling hitler under his breath because his favourite mentally ill black hip hop artist said heil hitler lmfao
screaming
I'm a fascist millennial.
Founded on ignorance, cats do fuck all to ecosystems lmao
Simply incorrect
Saying lmao after a statement is not an argument
The black man. The white woman's ecstasy.
alri ye
cat day
hitler wasnt racist doe
blacks have to invent a reality where people dont find them untouchable nappy haired gollywogs
sister stein got botox now her forehead doesn't move
doesnt even look fun. wanking is way cooler.
Aren't those paranormal beings
its after 3pm, still have my trousers down, waiting at the window
Trying these cigars out today lads
there are good instagram pages like gonzoisacat and mr.kitters.the.cat which are americans who put little gopro type cameras around their cat's necks and see what they get up to out and about it's good stuff
been a hot minute since i had these tbqh
What's the point in smoking cheap cigars out of a crappy packet like that
Aren't they supposed to be a luxury product?
just gave in to the wank demons
never again lads, never again i tell ya
Enough about you
I only ever hear it from people who don't like cats. If you think cats getting a lucky catch every few months has any impact on bird populations you're either disingenuous or a fucking retard
You're very low IQ
backwoods are for rolling blunts
Didn't ask where you hear it from. Doesn't change the fact that they negatively impact ecosystems. You're a fucking div.
Yeah I've seen the 2nd one, if it's actually common to let your cat out there then that's good but I just got the impression that more people believed that delusion about "muh ecosystem" therefore shamed people for it more
Its our path to salvation
lil zoomie thinks completing arbitrarily defined memorisation games under a 60 minute online test is an indicator of intelligence
reefer
just do ket, lad
youtube.com
so this is rorke
zoomers when they say dey favourite black hip hop artist say hitler is cool
*bursts up in gamer chair*
*breaks voice*
W! W! LESSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Newfoundland
poisoned all the cats that came into my garden. now they're all gone, life has returned to the place.
um hi
Shut up you miserable cunt. Name one bird species in the UK that's been driven to extinction from fucking cats instead of habitat loss. Little faggot
screeching
I think more people are starting to believe it due to people spreading stupid shit on the internet like I said... it's usually those weirdos who got their first cat as an adult and never grew up around cats and so they go online to learn to be a cat owner and they learn that bullshit about how cats are little babies who should never be let out of your sight and then they start spreading the same bullshit to others
normal cat owners don't engage in shit like that
A hottentot straight from the dark continent has given me a (you)...
Cats are known to have wiped out entire species of mammals and birds when introduced to new ecosystems
But yeah somehow they just magically have no impact here lmao
Must be that toxy speaking
um um UM *does a moo deng poo peng gay porn dance*
You drive every bird you encounter away from you
Yeah makes sense. Hilarious that you get retards like trying to push this nonsense. But like I said I'm glad they're a minority in this country because they're honestly insufferable
They suppress songbird populations wherever they roam.
miserable
You mean correct.
I'm excited for when it happens to you :)
mad how much i want to lick cum from her tits after they've been spunked on by multiple bbcs
dogs are dirty disgusting animals. the hadiths state their saliva is filthy and that you should avoid keeping them as domestic pets
leaving my stinky incel childhood bedroom in my smelly trainers to go to the foul-smelling Co-Op for some rancid kitchen paper
not a big fan of anti-cat posting :(
you could just google it and educate yourself instead of embarrassing yourself like this
I think the faggots here are just trolling I wouldn't take it seriously
when introduced to new ecosystems
Yeah maybe places like Australia which they're not native to??? Nice one mate now tell me about some instances in the UK and Europe Nah I mean some obnoxious Redditor
i'm glad 4chanx has effectively filtered the weirdo on here with an olfactory-based sexual obsession.
Why's this catmong seething
handfuls of grated cheese out the bag for dinner
Me neither
I meant the watching the fake internet numbers going up
the truth has severely rattled him.
Yvon (Yvon!) of the Yukon.
Frozen by icy seas.
Yvon (Yvon!) of the Yukooon.
Deeeeee-frosted for you and for me.
They are not native to the UK and their expanded coverage due to population growth is increasing their negative impact
cattled
Talking about me embarrassing myself when you can't even back up your claims
can someone please provide me with a non squished version of this
Nah it’s really good
I don't mind cats but they are murderous beasts who are bad for ecosystems
Also cat owners are often huge faggots, just an observation
alri kansaslad
just found out its illegal to ride a e-scooter out in a public space yet never seen this anywhere and i see people riding them all the time.
mental this country is
They're no less native to the UK than humans are.
and their expanded coverage due to population growth is increasing their negative impact
WOW REALLY. So give me an example of them destroying the ecosystem or animal populations here then
yes you are embarrassing yourself right now
It's genuinely very good
yeah wow a lot of anti-cat posts in here. definitely not a sign the thread is infested with wogs
on a separate note, what creps man be wearing?
do you have difficulty regulating your emotions?
They're no less native to the UK than humans are
Thank you for agreeing with me
Done yourself
might get some veneers so i can look good on instagram lads
it really is just that easy
more of a big floppa man myself
oh never mind it's not squished here
why the fuck is it squished when I play it in windows movie fucking video fuck player whatever the fuck it is
Bizarre post
Cats are the woggiest of pets
Source: trust me bro
exposing myself to dogberg
I think its that heubert fella. he isnt right in the head
The only cat native to the UK is the Scottish Wildcat
zoomermong rizz
why are you playing chess over a drink. and which bars have chess boards
why did it take 4 days for her to reply? are you her 3rd hookup this week?
I'm not sure if you've noticed since you probably dont leave your smegroom, but most pet owners are white.
i refuse to educate myself unless an anonymous stranger on Anon Babble does it for me
lmao
5am response
she was drunk
this nigga never heard of drinking in a house
No, I'm a <section>.
so when people go on dates for drinks you drink in your kitchen?
And cat owners are more likely to be shitskins FACT
If you're gonna kill yourself
Then to save face
Get on with it
might give me old willard a tugging
I said "wow really" in caps so that means something
Yet humans are solely responsible for the change in ecosystem and simply giving cats freedom doesn't even scratch the surface
I like cat and dog both
both are good friends
girls with braces
there are black leopards loose in britainsh wildlands. stay frozty
this nigga never heard of a lounge
giving cats freedom doesn't even scratch the surface
source?
lil zoomer drinking his whiteclaw lite in his rgb lit bedroom wanking to neekochan
the based chad millennial knocking back jagerbombs in the club dancing with the lads ironically to rebecca black
it's a cringe meltdown from a rich yank dickhead who's desperate for attention because he's got no friends and you're a [REDACTED] mate
poo screaming
Rorkette on a mad one
wahey can't stop winning today
simply giving cats freedom doesn't even scratch the surface
How so?
i refuse to let some retard on Anon Babble lecture me and expect me to believe him without listing any examples
FTFY
got the morrissey on
name one time the canadian ever made you laugh
You tell me, I've asked you for a source enough times and not been given one. And you're trying to turn it around on me lmao
norm macdonald makes me laugh
Strange how much you're seething over good music, and also strange how low IQ you are
Which album?
ktim but i still wank to neekochan
so you cant elaborate lol. thought so
tee hee holocaust jokes and tedious in jokes
You tell me
Cats kill birds and mammals, and disrupt nesting
You do not need a source for this
it's going to be 33 degrees again today
it's 7:45 in the morning and already 22 degrees
I want a cold frosty beer and an ice lolly
I feel so sad
i accept your concession of low iq
in bed, farting
what's her appeal she's proper grim to me
get in
Are you both braindead teenagers or something? You keep repeating the same BS but you're so arrogant you expect me to just take your word for it
You do not need a source for this
Nah you just know you can't give one
Some deep gematria going on in this post
just all of them
coping mong
dumb bratty zoomer face
lovely tan
look at that american house and amreican car. he probably works as window cleaner and earns 130k and bought his detetached house for 30k for his wife and 4 children and hes 19 years old and has a dog and a cat
I accept your concession
*rapes your cat*
she looks punchable
anecdotal but we always had at least one indoor/outdoor cat when I was growing up and our backyard was full of many different birds and squirrels too (and lizards sometimes)
neighbors cats would roam around too
typically comfy well fed cats don't go after animals from what I've seen
diegsy can't make it today but he sent me an update for you all
Can't believe my sister let my 2 year old niece fall down the stairs and have a concussion playing hide and seek, vomiting repeatedly, and is in hospital now. the reason she didn't have a child gate was because she read they were dangerous because it doesn't give children confidence with the stairs, which is a bit like saying helmets don't give children confidence with bikes
I hope my niece doesn't die now for fuck sake
name one thing zoomers have accomplished so far
Poop sex with Emma Watson
too busy in the bushes of hampstead heath is he?
4 pack of k cider down the gullet
I can't back up my trash opinion as asked so I'm gonna throw insults and pretend I've won
here he is, are diego
finna drive drunk
it lovely
it lush
it delightful
bout to drink drive lads lol
Make millennials go into a raging fit by merely existing
you type like a neckbeard from 2009 you rattled gimp lol
The brutes in halo 3 were the most fun to fight against
oh you grim bashtard
cold frosty beer = thirty three
how fun!
I STILL can't back up my trash opinion as asked so I'm gonna throw insults and pretend I've won
got the sit rep pro on
90s/00s kids were fed pure slop and nothing else
The shit that I'm posting on Twitter—
They telling me “Ye, don’t say that”
a dramatic reduction in virgin zoomer girls
a dramatic and growing virgin zoomer male demographic
looks like the millennial chads have been slaying zoomer pussy
What sort of town did you live in? Rural, urban?
yes ive won. you lost. and now you're seething
it didn't, it just took that time to match, and it was 8 days no? the first time stamp is what time you sent the like at
Corr would love a slab of that school lunch sprinkle cake
NIGGA HEIL HITLER
born too early for traditional meals
boring too late for regulated meals
born just in time for hyperprocessed calorie deficient corporate ready made sludge
can someone here please explain why zoomer women are still getting married and having children, but 90% of zoomer men are still virgins?
lentil dal
based. lentils are seriously the most important food hack there is
girls always have better sex with experienced men, they just dont like to tank their social status by dating one
Both girls ive had sex with were boomers (born '98 and 2000)
I am a '98 zoomer myself
That's cats done then
How should I break it to the girlfriend that I'm an interracial porn addict and goon to BNWO sissy hypno for about 6 hours a day?
do you think modern pilots shag that one bender who is on every flight crew the same way 1950s pilot would shag their harem of air hostesses
And thats zoomers done then
firstly, zoomer women are not getting married and having children more.
i think you misread that statistic.
more women think they have a boyfriend than men have girlfriends (women are getting played by chads)
Fucking hell switch off and go outside you incel mongs
sad that
suburbs
goddamn fuck PHWOAR SPAFF
you dont have a girlfriend, your cuckold fantasies will stay unfulfilled
Rorke updates his Facebook cover photo but accidentally chooses the wrong one
zoomer women are still getting married and having children
doubt
even slag culture is dying
these hoes do it for the cash not for love of being a slag
The statistic was the rate of virginity for men and women. The men remained constant and even rose slightly over time, and the women dropped. It can be extrapolated to marriage though, because virgins dont marry these days, and virginity is de facto counted as being single.
cats destroy ecosystems
source?
CATS DESTROY ECOSYSTEMS YOU DIV
source?
THEY LIKE, KILL MAMMAL SPECIES
source?
THEY LITERALLY DO YOU MONG
source?
no source is needed
I don't know what part of that you call winning but you're a pair of drips
los angeles suburbs specifically
My mate's dog fell down the stairs and broke its neck
how do you juice for decades and end up looking like this
bordering a state park?
Anyway enjoy wasting away I'm gonna go for a walk. Pair of Reddit faggots that you are
neekochan
did she rebrand from "neekolul" to avoid the criticism over being a convicted domestic abuser?
also it's mad how she tricked people into that socialist "tax the rich" garbage and then started acting like a typical spoiled millionaire
hopefully she's broke now
just fanum taxed a zoomettes anal virginity
got sent to school with a ham sandwich a twix and a capri sun because i wasnt a toff twat
Annoying how this game place is turning into /britfeel/ when it used to be for normal people.
Go there you runts. Literally every time I see a post bitching about modern dating or women I can just imagine how bad you smell. A sweaty, unwiped arse after a poo.
Mummykins going ballistic over my weight loss
You're going to become anaemic!
Get a blood test booked with the doctors
No no no you've lost enough you have to stop
I still have a bit of a belly and BMI puts me in overweight category
You have been absolutely done
Hope someone poisons your cat and you watch it writhe in pain
No it was about being in a stable relationship with a partner.
Nothing to do with virginity.
good, hate dogs, it's the one thing Muslims are right about
he stoppped exercise for 6 weeks. probably without changing dietary habits
awful fucking gym session I felt weak and everything moved like shit for no fucking reason I had to go home before I flew into incel rage at myself in public, not many worse feelings
No crisps ass nigga
mohammed
she's jealous, wretched whore wants to keep you fat. disregard and keep getting fitter.
my preference is 1960s followed by 1980s and 1970s my third choice
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i just wanna spaff on her dumb face tbqh. i dont even watch her
you're a twat
a twat and a bellend
Didn't ask x
i don't like dogs
rasheed
seen this exchange 8000 times
Pope is still a wop. Nothing’s changed.
yes lads
just opened a beer aha
Sorry mate. Never was a shagger’s general
fuck dogs fucking hate the filthy vermin
so how was Jummah lads
ktim I’ll always be a sack of shit no matter how hard I try
there is nothing that feels better than doing 4 fat lines of coke and burying your face in some escort's fat arse
LOVE braces, me
Pizza has NOT been delivered in the post yet and it's getting late
Yeah might have been interesting if he were Irish-American but he's just another weird grey wog
new episode from your hydrocephalus queen
youtube.com
grow up
BEAT DEBRA
Fuck the Pope and the IRA
finding it impossible to stop buying junk food
how can i not buy the special mcvities 100 year celebration biscuits packets, it's impossible
i did and this is the life
nope
angeles national forest was 12 miles away
but there was an industrial zone between us and there
spaffed to her a couple of times
Not buying it is the easy part you mong
Have had no desire to masturbate for the last week or almost two now. Wonder what’s wrong with me
You'll be dead soon
impossible
so much exposed female midriff today
nigga heil hitler
3pm I was there
DC;NHH
OW SAT ON MY ROIDS
Been the opposite for me, I’ve been feeling like a teenager again. Constantly getting hard and been wanking non stop. Not sure why I feel like this randomly
lmao retard most people are killing themselves with booze you think a bit of coke will do anything worse than that
It’s Friday I’m in love
Same
Been wanking about 7 times a day for the last couple of weeks
done with the 3:15pm window wank
they looked SO FUCKING SEXY in those little skirts
when "people" call video games "art"
YIKES...
Yeah mongo I can have 20 cans of beer and throw up. You have 20 lines of coke and you're in cardiac arrest
Alri Roger Ebert
I need God
t. guy who lives next to a retirement village were the old ladies are sunbathing
spastic more people die from alcohol than cocaine and cocaine is a billion pound industry
but your retarded brain thinks legal = safe
I know the Kanye song where the actor sings
HE HEHHY HOH HE
and that's unironically the only one I know
ok
would spaff to that too
people who call any form of entertainment 'art' is really pretentious desu
New
you're shoving powder up your nose mate, you're never going to convince anyone with your cope that its the same as having a cider out in the garden with your mates. Grow up
yanks btfo
But humans are native to the UK you stupid cunt, you're wrong about cats and you're wrong about people, you're clueless mate
I'm tall teehee
tall people are just disgusting