/brit/

Alan Hawkshaw edition

youtube.com/watch?v=anPi2E7aJ7w

Genuinely feel like a different person in Spring and Summer

youtube.com/watch?v=66p8k5LadlA

got he jav on

Boiling myself pink in the bath

Um yeah so I'm literally Gigi

never met a girl named spring tbf

whoever wrote the bot script for some of the posts on /brit/ clearly hasn't left his smelly bedroom in years and has forgotten how normal people interact with each other. Who sits there all day posting "scranning a poo" on the internet? Would any of you show this or tell anyone in real life this is what you do? Nobody talks like this. I don't have direct proof of it being bots but come on use your head here. And some of you have actually been interacting with these bots for YEARS thinking they were real hahahaha

pissing it down with rain here fucks sake

sick to bastard death of this weather. I need warm sunny weather this instant

fuck off scranlet

how fat are they?

This country died with Harold Godwinson

farting on a bald black niggers head

139 kg and like 5'3

nothing wrong with having thin wrists

Remember when people were burning down 5G masts? What was that all about?

Why are you so desperate to be a lolcow here?

Mad how bereaved parents can just get anything banned these days

lads
do gay people's farts just kind of like fall out of them given their sphincter's loss of tightness?
do they even notice when they happen
do they even make noise

you are the biggest lolcow here mate

silent unless they have bad piles, just a slight burning sensation, like taking a deep breath on a cold day but in reverse

No I'm not lol

dtfic really thinks hes different than the other spammer freaks lolol

steller's lolcow sex arse

You ever heard the sound a fighter jet makes flying by real quick?

you're a schizophrenic permavirgin pal, you're here virtually all hours of the day talking about your brit characters in your dollhouse.

Grim thread

Only nogs in London are buying ninja swords to stab each other with

Take your meds mate

No idea what you're talking about

What about weebs

looks very cheap and tacky

Fuck knows

rattled

exposed lmao

I see that adam is doing anime cosplays in his smelly bedroom now, desperately trying to keep his failing sacked tranny gimmick going for a bit longer
is there no depths that this man won't sink to

in your youth did you chaps ever play any sports other than football?
was purely football for us utter plebs

It is quite poorly made. It was from China. I might make my own

on an incel weed niggawalk

So this is DTFIC:

37 years old

South Asian diaspora

At most 5'6" and at least 200 lbs

Started balding at 15 years old

Diagnosed autistic and schizophrenic

Grew up in Brampton but moved to western suburbs of Ottawa when his dad was detained in India

Lives with his mother and collects permanent disability benefits

Never had a friend, bullied in school

Older sister and younger brother don't talk to him anymore

Mother is afraid of him because of his violent outbursts but is legally obligated to house him

Pretends to be a scientist online but failed to qualify for any STEM Bachelors programs anywhere in Canada

Pushed out of /cum/ by the locals for being the terrible poster known as schizojeet

Regularly posts under different flags with VPNs

Mindraped by a famous /Brit/ tripcode user who he thinks is another different tripcode user from ten years ago

So unlikeable he was rejected by the likes of Mousenonce, Ziedbelg, Sacked Tranny, Gingernonce, and Heathermong

Has been posting the same things 16h a day for at least five years

Anything else?

You can even see the curry stains on the carpet looooool

insane how mindbroken that lad
ADAM SPAKI 190 MELTY!!!!

what's the deal with south london? the bits north of the thames seem the only relevant ones

schizos thinking every post is by one person. SAD!

Adam is upset. The Nigerian carer WILL be being verbally abused

this is why adam is having a melty

It was bombed in WW2 because thats where the old industry was and the docklands, so it was more working class than North London and had slums, which were then cleared and nasty tower blocks put up post-war. Industry left, wogs and pakis in, now South London is a shit hole

SMELLY BEDROOM
HE SAID IT AGAIN XDDD

the real redpill is that spaino is a sacked tranny

Looks like it will be Farmfoods own frozen curries from here on out

2007 WAS 18 YEARS AGO

Why do people assume me and Spaino are the same? What happened for their twisted damaged brains to link us together?

Played rugby in at my posh tarq school when I was in my youth. When I say "played" I mean I was in the D-team with the other gangly autismoid lads where we would mainly stand about doing nothing for 60 minutes while the exasperated P.E teacher assigned to us that week wondered what was wrong with all of us. There were no weekend games for the D-team, unlike the top 3 teams who would play matches with other tarq schools on weekends.

Now, later in life, I am right into fitness and in the best shape of my life. It's easy to look back and say that I should have taken sport and fitness seriously in childhood, knowing how much it would have improved my confidence and social standing, but I lacked the knowledge I have now about programming and diet. Ideally I would have been taught all that by a male role model but I had none of those growing up either.

I don't know, you're both mentally ill attention seeking spastics that make mind numbingly boring posts

/brit/ is fucking terrible these days, this whole group of mongs talking about namefags and the like is bizarre, have a day off. Even when it was fatcam and craven and that lot there wasn't some weird fan club constantly posting about them day in day out.

sacked tranny is diego

me when im on a date at a restaurant and the waiter hands the cheque to me

any good bits? the green belt around the outskirts looks kino

How come Chris Eubanks talks like that

I can empathise
Mumberg and dadberg gave me turkey twizzlers and potato smiley faces and cigs and just told me to try not get stabbed
Not a Tarq upbringing but very hands off parenting
Think I'll be a nazi to my future children in comparison

hahahaha

/brit/ is literally just /britfeel/ from 10 years ago these days
it's mostly the same bunch of runts that used to post in /britfeel/ too
current /britfeel/ is a complete ghost town

Germany: kant, fichte, schiller, schopenhauer, hagel, neitzche, schmitt, jung, heidegger
England: ??????

Adam is obsessed with trannies. Remember when he invented a 'transgender girlfriend' when he was 'working from home' for the Civil Service in Spain? All complete bollocks of course. Sacked tranny was just the logical progression of this autistic fixations. Many of his other characters are products of his weird obsessions

saw a documentary about goblin people thah live under london

Sorry, I don't speak Cantonese

timothy james byrne

Talking to a girl on a dating app that was born in this year

am adam

tiktok should let you search by age

philosophy

this one's a thinker

And the someone pointed out the Civil Service don't allow you to wfh in other countries and the whole LARP collapsed loooool

You know more about him than most people know about their loved ones

its the same situation on brit/pol/. People try to have a normal conversation (for Anon Babble) but theres a team of wheelchair rejects who have this unbelievably autistic obsession with "Josh" screaming their tits off all day every day trying to sus him out. Been going on for the best part of a decade

stop posting about yourself adam
nobody cares

uhhhh blackedxisters?

meant for hahahaha

Who fucking cares? Why do you talk about this stuff constantly? Are you like that schizo autist off Anon Babble who wrote a thesis on a fucking poster there. Take your meds.

Adam is NOT happy we've ruined his shitty LARP and will continue to complain about it all day

*makes note of this argument and uses it to pretend to be one of your dollhouse characters*

UHHH YEAH SO ANYWAY I ACCEPT YOUR CONCESSION THE CIVIL SERVICE DOES LET YOU WORK FROM HOME COPE ON LOL XX

The big question is where is slashed trannie getting these pictures from
No results on Yandex.

good lord, white women aged 18-19 are so FUCKING PENG it should be illegal

dab on it wagwan

that's her mate. you can tell by the self harm

These are all spaki false flagging BTW. He was a regular on both britfeel and britpol. Normal people obviously don't post there

lower

adam gets most of these photos from Anon Babble
probably Anon Babble or Anon Babble

what if you named your son Nonce

as low as it can (legally) go

as a programmer, whenever i hear nonce i just think of en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptographic_nonce

:)

He used to crosspost a lot from Facebook. Likely also the weird virgin boards he frequents

wow you're so intelligent!
fuck off you yankified humble bragging little dickhead

Mumberg and dadberg gave me turkey twizzlers and potato smiley faces

This is really the biggest obstacle to being fit in one's youth: you don't have any agency over what you eat until you start earning your own money (if your parents are poor).

I mean you could ask your mum and dad but it's unlikely they'll understand or care about your need to suddenly start eating a gram of protein per lb of bodyweight or more unless they are into fitness themselves and or rich enough to be able to afford and store vast quantities of chicken breast or other lean meat for their kid. Even then, in your youth your parents will likely be the ones cooking for you. So they now have to cook differently for you, as opposed to just dumping some microwave lasagne carbohydrate slop on you like normal.

kahtimers when im fingering a minor as a guitarist

absolutely schizo post. programming is one of the most mundane incel jobs around.

Italy: Vivaldi, puccini, rossini, monteverdi, paganini, morricone, verdi, scarlatti
England: ?????

calm down incel

ask mum to stop buying me biscuits and quavers because I can't stop eating them

she says she buys them because I like eating them

Truly was hell.

purcell is probably the best english compose

jim e brown
john cooper clark
mc jagger
gary numan

Gustav HOLST

um

that monkey bloke

The reason why there are no great English composers is because Cromwell banned classical music for the longest time.

All for a thread on Anon Babble with mid-double digit poster levels as well. Fucking hell.

maybe its the anonymity thats making the zoomers confused and it triggers a reaction in them to obsessive characterise and note down posts because of their OCD and give them dollhouse names.

biggest regret in life is not losing my virginity loser

will never know the glory of noshing on some young pussy

not losing my virginity loser

he he le old freudian

*sooner

dtfic is bald

Why do people assume me and Spaino are the same? What happened for their twisted damaged brains to link us together?

How old were you anyway? Got lucky enough to lose it when we were both 19 so it was still technically teen sex.

Any non-UK flag is a Spaino vpn unless you're Emma yank

might go backpacking through south east asia and shag the streetmeat while smoking meth

how do we fix this?

i was 22 at uni. i would have liked to have lost it at college or earlier.

what a wretched entitled gremlin

I just want the thread to have more shagger posts than incel meltdowns, is that too much to ask for?

Seriously, all of you who post the same autistic drivel all day, every day, even on Christmas: take a long, hard look at yourself in the mirror and consider what your life has become.

When I first started posting here, no one paid much attention to the freakshows. Sure, every now and then there'd be a particularly embarrassing poster, but we'd all just point and laugh, then get back on with the bants.

Now? Well, what can be said about the state of /Brit/ today... You have only one tripfag and he's a boring tranny weeb. You've got JFs flooding every thread with pictures of Yank Zoomer pop stars or off-topic Anon Babbletard bullshit. Two of the most demented entities imaginable somehow gravitated together and perform their diabolical duet for 16 hours a day with impunity. Stolen images of bad takeaways from Reddit garner hundreds of Bradley Walsh reaction images. More of the same gimmick, one dogshit zinger after another, and not much else.

Think about all the good times we used to have here. Oh how long ago that was. But we can bring it back, the Spirit of /Brit/ never left. All it takes is for there to be more good posts than bad and we can regain our glory days.

So the next time you're about to hit the Send button, think before you post. Let's make /Brit/ better, together.

Based College + Uni enjoyer. Didn't have a single shag the whole of Uni.

sucking a gay penis

a levels were 95% male, uni was 95% male, toil 1 was 90% male, toil 2 is 85% male, alas a virge at 28

can't be expected to be a shagger when I literally do not interact with the female race

mad how much your life can change from terrible to slightly better to terrible again to worse than you could imagine to marginally better to sort of tolerable

scranning a lesbian poo

Sir Ninja Sword

lying sack of shite
unis and a levels are majority women

Hasnt rained in my area since December

I am the 6'3", 8" cock, $150k take home pay, WFH, white, aryan, blue eyed, tastefully balding, 210lbs of muscle, size 11 feet, well dressed, home owning shagger all you incels wish you could be

've reached something on the lines of wondering if straight-up erasing people to the point they never existed in the first place is straight-up murder. Like asking god to do it and all, does that make me a bad person?

I mean I'm considering erasing like 4 billion, leaving 4 billion left on the planet. And that would be more better right? less shitty people on the planet and the internet, no?

I spend around £500 a month with at least 1-200 of that being pointless purchases so yeah

On annual leave from work for two weeks and someone messaged me this morning to say someone on the same shift as me died last night. I just replied back "aw man that's awful" but it sounds so fake. How the fuck do normies get by in everyday interactions?

uh you do know there are different a levels and different degrees, right?

Went international, me. Thanks Anon Babble for the introduction.

I did the most man dominated subjects (physics chemistry then engineering) and it was still not as low as you claim you utter spaz

Lads turn on BBC news...

Alri' Thanos settle down mate.

Poznan

chinese girl

???

It'll fix itself in due course. Women are already starting to realise feminist ideals are a sham.

East Anglia?

they dont have the brain power to really think about anything

Six feared dead after tourist submarine sinks in Egypt as embassy says all passengers Russian

scream

I have a Vietnamese family living upstairs. They own the restaurant next door and are noisy as fuck.

What's for lunch lads?

lil zoomerbro wetting himself another submarine has sunk he gets to make a 4 hour documentary on his youtube channel about it

Lads turn on BBC porn...

New

my 6th form was integrated with my boy secondary school & my uni was mechanical engineering in birmingham
there was genuinely 15 or so girls in my course of about 550 of us

body always starts spazzing out when I smoke weed

Yeah gone are the days of men wanting to put some kids in an 18 year old and provide for her while she raises them on a farmstead.

Instead all men want to marry a 30-something career woman... or something.

submarine insurance premiums are going to go up

Nah Hampshire

I have terminal cancer and lost my life savings to whisky barrel scammers

used to live there when I was younger

Watching the new Bald and Bankrupt video where he’s in China

Hiding under the covers from the window cleaner forgetting the curtains and window were opened. He asked me calmly if I could come over and close the window so he could clean it. Mortified

I'm sure he's seen worse

DUDE IT'S COMPLETELY HARMLESS THO LMAO

awww that's cute

hmmm

You won't get to hide from him when he comes to the door to get paid now.

dont see how there can be a population crisis in Japan. I would personally inseminate every Japanese woman in the country if I could

Mummy handles that x

What were you doing?

Might go down to the local cancer ward later today and start laughing at people

Mum is always sleeping and waiting for Dad to bring the cash home.

absolutely demonic contraption

leave the worms alone

always get heart palpitations and twitches. Not for me. No intoxicants for me at all.

Always have a laugh when people say india and China are having a fertility/population crisis despite both having 1.5 billion people. They both need 0 child polices put in my place imo

probably a coding spacker
his classes were full of jeets

BBC's Mark Lowen deported from Turkey after covering protests

mental that erdogan is so openly an unashamed dictator and 51% of turks are completely fine with it

Hiding under the covers from the window cleaner.

Who says that? Their crisis is literally booming population and China did enact a policy limiting children. Must not be laughing at that often.

I used to think this too like big deal you got 1.5 billion people, but it actually doesnt work that way in entire swathes of the country eventually vanishes in just 20 to 30 years if people dont keep having kids

any dictator with a less than 100% approval rate can count himself as a failure in my book

What happens when you die, lads? I'm scared.

fertility crisis is fear mongering nonsense anyway guarantee it will naturally work itself out

kwab

Seriously why are you scared of other humans? Grow up mate.

Inorganic Judeo-American backed protests you mean. The ZOG color revolution days over, it only works the first 100 or so times

dunno

tbf we’d probably do the same.

really don't think things are as bad as you lot make them out to be

eating poo

I liked to hide on the landing where no windows where.
So did the cat. Great minds, you see.

scrolled through the catalogue the other day and I'm not joking when I say this fucking cartoon pepe frog made up over 25% of all the posts. It was usually weird ESLs from asia with dumb questions like "Do you have sexy women in your country?"

ASMRfu released a new vid

grow up

this is the go-to phrase for every dictator and all

it's le homosexual american jews who want to stop me from giving my citizens paradise. oh my 50 lamborghinis and 30 yachts? that's all part of my process my brothers

Never.

you been outside recently?

Serious mainstream publications such as the economist and that faggot zeihan repeat this ridiculous lie that Chinas economy will collapse if they dont start having more kids

they aren't even nearly that bad but at least 50% of this general are cloistered incels

shagged fauci's bum and got the novel aids virus

rorke's mum apopleptic with rage, preparing a letter to accuse ITV of being woke or something

You'd have to be a proper incel shut in or brain damaged you cant recognise the radical changes that have happened in the country in the past 5 years.

People opposed to dictatorship are very likely to be homosexuals. Anthony Eden is case and point

Prefer if they didn’t grow up
:)

she peaked in philosophers stone

counted 30 filtered posts out of 2016 in the thread so far

why the hell did I agree to toil today? i dont want to toil today.

grow up

ok

The difference between a religion and a cult?
In a religion your superhero was born before 1800. In a cult he was born after 1800.
That's all.

saaaaaaar

We need to start showing Adolescence in schools. We need to make it mandatory daily viewing, every channel should have a 1 hour time slot dedicated to it. Play it on billboards across every major city in the country.

Peter Pan be like

Jesus was real
Captain America isn't real
Thats you done

you jape but I guarantee you there are PHSE lessons that have already started showing it

The dissolution of the monasteries has been a disaster for the Anglo race.

*places my unusually large log of poo in the /brit/ display cabinet*
check it out lads

ME OWN SON

A FOOKIN INCEL

ZOG is trying to get rid of turkey on the world stage because they maintain close ties with Iran and Russia, so any protests there are ipso facto being organized by the US state department.

Pretty much everything has been a disaster for the Anglo race, I'm beginning to think this Anglo race is pretty fucking useless.

incel discourse is so fake. it's absurd that places like the BBC regard it seriously

ipso facto

women owe me sex

I only believe in God because I want there to be justice for all those who have wronged me

Replace Anon Babble captchas with Adolescence clips

13:44, lunch eaten, yes I do believe we're about to enter the coffee zone

poo

Imperialism was a disaster for the Anglo race, no wonder it was the jew disraeli who kickstarted it....

nietzche wrote about this

that schizoleaf is such a brainlet. any word thats slightly left-field or irregularly used he rushed to his hat folder and greentexts it. He'll obviously do it to this post too. Heuristically that is

Mad that turks are left with a dictator in charge because he's got a strangehold on diaspora voters who don't even live in the country

50 incels stormed a toddler's birthday party to chop them into bits and you're laughing?

right time to filter yanks

What he say?

nah ust that. england would have been so comfy back when you could just walk across fields until you found an abbey where the monks let you stay and give you food and wine until you were ready to move on

google.com/search?vsrid=CJeA1YO8xq3kXBACGAEiJGUwM2IzNzJmLWEzOTAtNDc3NS04MjBhLTA0ZjZhM2M3NTMwNg&gsessionid=uiqm6A6FDIhTX6H8d5QgX1x9t2y7RfMObPrz_Cod3aa9JBH4oqpA-Q&lsessionid=I-DYBdT0Ch_0g3qdIyP--YhbqP1t6s8zqiOMsuqNkxrBNiB_pgmc8g&vsdim=225,225&vsint=CAIqDAoCCAcSAggKGAEgATojChYNAAAAPxUAAAA_HQAAgD8lAACAPzABEOEBGOEBJQAAgD8&lns_mode=un&source=lns.web.gisivli&udm=26&lns_surface=26&qsubts=1743083161454&biw=390&bih=663&hl=en-ca&ved=0CBoQh6cGahcKEwiA3LPksqqMAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQBA&tbnid=8F2reRpcUSgRUM&ictx=2

Bit bent

marginalising a poo

do you have to have 4chanX to filter flags?

I owe women sex. Time for me to pay up.

A legend.

A group of US soldiers went "wilding" at a small town family oriented German festival. They stabbed this young security guard. Both Germany and the US military are hiding their identities, and I think we can all guess why.

walk in to son's room. see this wat do?

Why are you running? WHY are you running?

Reckon philosophers are all pseudos

nah you can do it with uBlockOrigin only

with a high level of specificity too i.e not just all posts from certain flags but posts with certain keywords or without certain keywords or with / without images etc

twas brillig

quote from the church father referenced

Not at this time of year actually, but very soon...

Replace the national anthem with the Adolescence soundtrack

from the gal to the gadot palestine's freedom will float

it's a fookin disgrace

Funny how zoomertons worship Nietzsche has this based god but this is a lad that wrote sex stories to his sister and had a nervous breakdown when he saw a horse get beaten on the street and passed out and shat himself shouting some gay shit in latin then died a few days later. Talk about supermen..

*admires*

more context

niggas love pretending that "worcestershire" is hard to say

..

worcestershire mentioned

Let your partner know plain and simple what you need with the Fuck Me butt plug from Booty Sparks. Your lusty message is projected in laser light from the intermediate-size plug and will pulse in time with the stimulating vibrations.

might cop

grow up

Your hand needs the laser light, does it?

niggas mentioned

pooing a poo of times gone by

poosan boyle i pood a poo

Nintendo direct is on lads

Dye, Die, DEI: The Toxic Evolution of Fascism from IG Farben to Operation Paperclip and the Weaponization of Diversity

i'm too sexy for /brit/

John F Kennedy's only grandson, Jack Schlossberg, is a Jew. No elite gentile dynasty in America has avoided genetic capture by these people. US will fall like Austria-Hungary, another aristocracy polluted by Jewish blood in its terminal stage.

I couldn't be bothered to read that tome in full but the parts I did read when skimming it were the equivalent of a deranged Anon Babble post

roflcopter

Got a new tattoo of the missus

you know on inauguration day 2 months ago he was contrasting how hot Usha Vance was wiith his own grandmother Jackie O

very odd boy

Why's her hair so greasy

Kek based

Video games, despite their cultural resonance and technical brilliance, fail to qualify as a distinct art form. Here’s why:
Video games borrow heavily from established art forms—cinematic storytelling, literary tropes, visual art, and musical scores—but lack a cohesive artistic identity. Their narratives are often linear and scripted, relying on pre-rendered cutscenes that could function as standalone films. Even acclaimed "interactive" games like Heavy Rain or The Last of Us prioritize cinematic immersion over gameplay innovation. If a game’s core appeal lies in its story or visuals, it merely mimics film or literature, rendering its interactivity a gimmick.
The heart of gaming—gameplay—is a system of rules, challenges, and objectives. This aligns it with sports or board games, not art. While chess requires strategy and soccer demands skill, neither is considered art. Similarly, mastering a boss fight or optimizing resource management in Civilization reflects competitive prowess, not creative expression. Games are designed to be solved or won, not interpreted—a stark contrast to art’s open-ended ambiguity.
Proponents claim player agency makes games unique, but this agency is illusory. Choices are confined to pre-programmed outcomes (e.g., Mass Effect’s "moral" decisions), reducing players to menu-navigators. True art invites subjective interpretation; games corral players into developer-designed pathways. Even "open-world" games like Skyrim funnel exploration into scripted quests and loot cycles. The player’s role is tactical, not creative.
Games share more DNA with sports than art. Esports, speedrunning, and achievement-hunting prioritize skill, repetition, and mastery—akin to Olympic training or Tetris high scores. Recognizing games as art would force us to redefine basketball or Monopoly as art, diluting the term into meaninglessness.

1/2

black people

Wish I had cheque book. Whats stopping me from just writing a million pounds and getting the product then doing a runner?

Art forms like literature, film, and painting have centuries of critique dissecting aesthetics, symbolism, and emotional resonance. Video game analysis fixates on "gameplay loops" and "mechanics," lacking a language to evaluate artistic merit. Discussions devolve into consumerist debates about "fun" or "addiction," not deeper meaning. Without a tradition of critical theory, games remain trapped in the realm of product reviews.
Art exists for contemplation, challenge, or provocation—it has no "use." Video games, however, are designed for utility: entertainment, escapism, or social connection. This aligns them closer to landscape architecture (parks for leisure) or theme parks (engineered experiences) than to art. A park may be beautiful, but its primary purpose is functional—a space for play, not reflection. Similarly, games prioritize engagement over introspection.

"But games have art/music/writing!"

Yes, games contain art (concept art, soundtracks, scripts), but a car with a painted hood is not a canvas. These elements serve gameplay, not standalone expression.

"The social aspect is artistic!"

Teamwork in Overwatch or World of Warcraft fosters camaraderie, but so does a pickup basketball game. Social bonding ≠ art.

"Games evoke emotions!"

So do roller coasters. Emotion alone doesn’t define art—context and intent do.
Video games are creative products—clever, immersive, even profound—but not art. They are playgrounds, not galleries; puzzles, not poems. Until games develop a unique aesthetic language untethered from mimicry of older mediums, they remain sublime toys: dazzling, addictive, but ultimately designed for use, not meaning.
Art asks questions. Games ask, "Did you win?"

2/2

Thinking of starting a political career based solely on anti-military recruitment. Do you know military recruiters can go to high schools in america? Makes me sick desu

You can't run very fast.

the honour system. you'd feel bad

was just doing this down the pub

ayo hol up lemme read that unformatted wall of text that's been pasted

not gay but i love looking at massive penises <3

that orange retard is genuinely fucking me up the arse

you must hate looking in the mirror
see the joke here is

Willard Mitt Romney? More like Mr Money, a drill twit!

for me it's their balls

me and mikey

when I moved out from a flat last year the landlord gave me the deposit back via cheque

first time I've seen one IRL, was flabbergasted

"it's all on sale" i tell myself as it continues to drop further and further down

Janny just letting literal hardcore gay porn stay up. Classic.

poo smells general

Got a cheque from HMRC because I didn't log in to claim a tax rebate. I then lost it for a few years and had to phone them to send it again.

They were praying you wouldn't know how to cash it

my nan told me how

I began to read your comment but then I saw your flag and realized I wouldn't understand it