It's okay, Americans. I forgive you, no matter how obnoxious you may become.
It's okay, Americans. I forgive you, no matter how obnoxious you may become
genuinely believe all you obese, disgusting, filthy, mentally retarded subhuman Americunts deserve to die. You fat filthy rats need to be cleansed for being a devolution of the human race and being worse than neanderthals. Being an ill minded, illiterate, disgusting American piece of shit should be punishable by death to cleanse Earth's gene pool of deformities of both the body and mind.
The only good American is a dead American.
Every time I go to sleep, I dream of Americunts, dying painfully and slowly. I think back to all the school shootings and terrorist attacks where pieces of shit Americunts like you die painfully and the rest of the world celebrates because everybody hates you fat Yank cunts. I dream and dream, that I am in a monster truck crushing morbidly obese Amerishit women and children on the street, hearing them cry out in their disgusting inbred accent. Then I wake up, but I am still happy, knowing the entire world hates you Americunts, and the next school shooting is only days away, meaning every week or so, there is Americunts dying, and all is good with the world. Fuck Americans. The world is not perfect unless every Americunt man, woman and child is murdered.
Remember Americunts are NOT human, they deserve nothing less than total extermination. We must exterminate them as soon as possible. And before you spout 'so edgy!', I'm fine with being edgy. Americunts are the worst people in the world. Its best they die.
L + don’t care + still an anglophile + ratio
Your country lost anon.
bodied those freaks
It takes one loser nation to cheer on another loser nation I guess....
loser nation
Indeed.
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
same
My question is for you as a German how do you start three wars and lose them all
holy based
My question is for you as a German how do you start three wars and lose them all
My question to you as an American is how do you start with one foreskin it lose it all a day later
See? You can be nice to burger bros.
Why are you so concerned about my cock?
Why are you so concerned about my glorified vagina?
this would mean something if it was coming from a first world flag
who beat and occupied half the guys on the left for 50 year
Thoughts on first world flags?
Take it back, it's not their fault.
At least my country doesn't have 20% of people living below the poverty rate
At least my country doesn't have 20% of people living below the melanin rate
In German that whole sentence is just the word: "poopfartenderschiese"
In America, it's "dinner"
LOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!
i give us like a B
By the way are you ready for the fourth war your country is going to lose?
By the way are you ready for the fourth war your country is going to lose?
The only war America ever won was their own Civil War, and that one resulted in 800k dead Americans so basically it was a victory for the entire world
france also lost against viets, thats how americans got themselves involved in the first place
france also lost against viets
No, they didn't. Only America lost. Typical.
done him up like a kipper
en.wikipedia.org
The Battle of Điện Biên Phủ was decisive. The war ended shortly afterward and the 1954 Geneva Accords were signed. France agreed to withdraw its forces from all its colonies in French Indochina, while stipulating that Vietnam would be temporarily divided at the 17th parallel, with control of the north given to the Viet Minh as the Democratic Republic of Vietnam under Ho Chi Minh.
Be American
Wake up to the sound of birds sharting
It's the sound of freedom!
Lift with both hands your glorious big-boned body off your bed
Go take a good ol' lead-enriched shower
Put on your finest XXXXXL graphic T-Shirt and your most elegant cargo shorts
First Shart of the day, nothing like a fresh one in the morning!
Mount on your Cybertruck truck full of awesome bumper stickers to trigger the libs
Go to work
Pledge allegiance to Israel as mandated by the company at the start and at the end of the shift
Time to get some dinner! Go across the beautiful landscape of Taco Bells, gas stations, scenic 24 lane roads, dilapidated factories, homeless cities-in-a -city, and warzone-tier ghettos to get to the characteristic drive thruwith bulletproof glass
Order five triple cheeseburgers and fries but fill the XL cup with DIET Coke (gotta keep those calories in check!)
Time to go to Walmart to perform the Daily Grand Ritual
Embark on a journey on your trusty mobility scooter and position yourself between the opioid and assault rifle aisle
Shart copiously with a smug grin on your face
My mission here is completed, now let's head home
On the radio they're reporting on a school shooting, the 29th this week
Say at loud "Hehe sorry, that's the price of Freedom!" with your signature shart-eating grin
Browse the 23462214 identical suburban houses in a row to find yours, finally arrive at your McMansion
Third Impact the sofa and start munching the traditional flaming hot cheetos casserole (gotta honour that 4% Italian heritage!) while turning on TV, after the routine binging of the latest BLACKED premium membership episodes, put on Fox news: "... And remember! The Democrats are the REAL rayciss!"
Heart pumps fast in excitement
(1/2)
Those were zainichi burgers. When in doubt, count their double chins. It could save your life.
(2/2)
"Canada wants to take away your freedom! And you know what that means... No more hamburgers!"
Rolls of fat shake frantically
"We MUST take Greenland!"
Adrenaline spikes
Have seizure
Uncontrolled sharting spraying all over the place
Neighbours rush to see where these ungodly grunts are coming from, call 911
Go to hospital, the seizure has now stopped by itself but the doctors are interns fresh from the border who only speak Spanish so they end up removing your kidney and call it a day
That'll be 9000000 dollars plus tip señor
So they can say THAT in English huh!
Shart with resentment, but then remind yourself at least it's not socialism
Policeman notices your moment of disgruntlement and orders you to play a game of simon says
Hands above your head!
B-but please sir I physically can't, my big-boned arms can't reac-
*BANG BANG BANG*
bleed high fructose corn syrup while hearing the birds sharting in the distance against the setting sun, almost as if they were saluting their brave soldier one last time...
D-dog bless americ-ACK!
tip one last time
Die
Shart
Having to fully abandon your territory isn't losing
Lmfao
lol
Europeans are still mad that we cut off their gay sex with refugees funding.
Done that freak
bit harsh but whaddayagannado
doge bless, the needful well done, all in a day's work, thank you for your service
incredibly based
PARK LIFE
very stale pasta Patel
PARK LIFE
Given the country the poster is talking about, it should read "pork life"
This
Americans are the only people that Brits are legally allowed to insult, and the Welsh.
didn't read
come here, fall off a balcony and gib back gibraltar
Kill yourself obsessed faggot
Kill yourself obsessed faggot
Stop being obsessed by us
He wants to graduate from this school.
you have to realise most americans don't know what europe is
most of them have no clue about foreign affairs or politics in general. their day revolves around working, eating and buying things.
show me your backyard
Why do they eat so much
Americans believe Europe, Africa and South America are countries, not regions.
3/4ths of americans think europe is a country that borders russia
if only we could switch Europe's location with that of the US
they get to be next to their best buddies Russia and Israel, we get to be next to Canada and Mexico
win-win
Good pasta
and yet you side with them in every war against Europe, curious
How are the 14 year old Moroccans that took over Brussels treating you?
Are they magnanimous rulers?
I don't interact with them
FPBP
Based
OP is an American in disguise or, worse, an apologist
Does it for free
seething american who can't handle the banter
Cringe
please do not bully the disabled
It's not American
There's a bunch of Malaysians, Chinese, Pakistan, Indians and Russians pretending to be American
lent flee
Flesh is by default evil, and all bodies will go to hell, unless you use your flesh to glorify God in love and faith and good works.
God hates the world because the world is evil and was made by the Devil. Repent or perish
BASED
shut up retard you simply don't know that and can't know that
your god is a farse and jesus was raped by Roman BVLLS
This. To ALL Americans. Starting with Americans on Anon Babble Anon Babble, then Anon Babble.
I kneel