/brit/

AI edition

wow they must have gone really hard with the master prompt. black people didn't exist in the 17th century.

The signals leak showed me white Americans love to accuse BIPOC of incompetency due to projection. Every accusation is a confession as they say.

day to day life? stressful stuff

neither did watermelons. utter woke nonsense.

Tradcucks finna be like "nooo you have to have kids or you will die alone!!!"

Tradcucks when their kids grow up:

How you doing lads?

You are alone for your whole life too lol

Dumb fuck, the whole premise of parenting is that you go through 20 years of headaches to "not die alone". At least I'll get my 20s and 30s to do whatever the fuck I want.

The facts show that Brexit is a dictate from the baby boomers, all ages under 45 voted in majority to remain. The question is why? Let me analyse. It is not just that the baby boomer generation are extremely selfish it is that they are incredibly insecure about their role in the national story of the country. We're dealing with a generation who's father's literally fought the Nazis and who's grand fathers fought in the great war. They grew up proud of their fathers who knew civic duty and sacrifices for the greater good of the nation. Meanwhile what did the baby boomers do? They voted for Thatcher and Blair.

One could not escape the constant references to the EU being some sort of Nazi like occupation of the continent that was enslaving us and by freely voting in free election for parties openly wanting to leave the EU with full protected political speech in a liberal democracy they, the ageing boomers were sort of like their fathers were as young men engaged in battle with the fascist forces .

This is how the boomer mind thinks and what the boomer heart desires but sorry boomers. You're not heroes, you're not engaging in epic tank battles in the desert, you're not bravely embarking on an up mountain battle in Italy nor are you storming the beaches of Normandy. Your Dad did those things, your parents gave us the NHS and welfare state. Meanwhile your generation are privatising, house price inflating, pension triple locking fools. You're not heroes, you're the villains.

In a sense maybe the boomer is trying to use Brexit as a form of a perverted redemption for screwing over their own grandchildren?

Discuss.

breaks my heart how treacherous social dynamics are even with your own family

Morning team

particular enjoyed the jfk one...
i beg you sir, explain how you are making these or link to their source?

nice

HAO LING

Keep forgetting that all the most annoying posters are jannies

im not a jannie

You're not annoying honeybuns x

why do they hate us so much

l-liar!

trading various things and also speculating on different stuff

since when were you a janny?

noticed mumberg nodding and quietly saying "yeah" when watching stuff on the telly
makes me question her mentally as that doesn't seem like a normal thing to do

nigger

I'm not on the same level as the posters I'm talking about and you know that

i was one of the best traders in the fucking world

Hay fever got me itching my skin to pieces

mmhmm, das how it happened xx

mum of mentally ill spastic is herself not fully normal, more at 11

we just don't know

SCROMNLING

Literally scromiting

violently howling

sniggering

just got one of these bad boys. what do you lads think

Taking back my negative comments on the AI slop for this one.

howling

ROARING

Do NOT board a plane

mental how people born in a non english speaking country are forced to learn english because the entire internet is just english

I don't get it

Pack of hyenas in here

dont worry about it x

Good one heathersubhuman

What's really funny is you somehow accidentally made what you might call a friend in Ziedbelg yet you can't help but join in on the bullying because you're a hateful shell incapable of affection or other human emotions

mum nodded and went "yeah" reading this.

schizo moment

got one of these me

mental how you are some how here posting whenever i come to the thread

hydraulic pissed on

The leaf poster is Indian btw

/brit/ is his life

Still a realistic enough scenario that several hundreds if not thousands like that take place every year.

got one of these me

mental how this is most of you

Just sick of everything lads

me on the right with 9 fewer friends

get me off this godforsaken island

My cousin learned English from playing Runescape

Mental how you can do this with AI. Artfags are so fucking finished

no he didn't. be quiet.

Your cousin is a JF?

British soft power wins again

just had a sausage, bacon and egg roll
sticking it to em
they cant have it

Come home, white man

yes consume black people and chicken and mcbuger or something like that yeah

that's all nice and well but khat chewing flip flop wearing small boat cronem are rapidly and vigorously bashing their slippy s curved batons into perfect blonde katies' inexperienced backs permanently stretching her out

I caaaaant fucking sleep

as they say in wales, i'm so hungry i could eat a sheep

haven't uploaded a picture to instagram since new years, reckon im done with social media since turning the big 22

Might go down to the local cancer ward later today and start laughing at people

It's not that surprising

You're here all day

Maybe AI is good after all

mmhmm dis a true story xx

get the commercial airliners clattered into yank skyscrapers

Why have a suspicion that he was a real cunt to his kids.

gchq suspect

Yes
Runescape and Jagex were 100x more effective than some career civil servants leveraging British soft power.

Should've just stuck with the one, Heathermong

You're not smart enough to flesh out a story

is this the special relationship i've heard so much about

Nick Griffin predicted last year that this Labour government would be absolute hell but that we are essentially living in the last days of liberal-leftism and are heading for a civil war rapidly.

ex gf has cancer, very weird feeling
feel like i should be some what supportive but i don't know what to say to her

my granddad died surrounded by his 4 kids, his grandkids, and two great-grandkids. we spent loads of time with him in his old age. was in a home for the last 5 years but at least one person visited him every day. reckon he was happy to have had a family and not regretting that he didn't spend his 20s buying funkopops and playing PS5 and shitposting on /brit/

ADIOS! card

youtube.com/watch?v=Kgpg2U9Fh6w

suspect everyone hates on mcgregor whiskey and cigars because they don't like the guy

as though he personally made those things and didn't just buy an existing manufacturer

who in gods name cares about this old rorke has been

That makes it even worse

i feel bad because i treated her like shit and she's never moved on after i left her, now she's probably going to die to a grim disease

feel partly guilty for some reason

forged stout is pretty good

I walked by Glasgow uni library over Christmas and there was a massive shit on the steps with used toilet paper strewn about

Get her shagged

You'll get pity points when she kicks the bucket

GIB

Imagine civil war breaks out and you find a small girl all alone in her house.

Walk anywhere in Glasgow

Sometimes forget I'm in Scotland because of all the foreigners

Scottish people are gonna be wiped out soon holy shit

Mousey droppings

toby

your fault, the stress from you being a twat did her no good

How do you know what stage you're at?

lads
all due respect
had a bagel for lunch
it was fucking gourgeous

What kind do you have over there?

poo bagel

Like poo on the bagel or made with it

lots of parents are evil. how do we know he isnt one of them?

my grandfather met a swiss woman working in france, got her pregnant after 2 months and moved to switzerland with her after where they ran hotels until retirement. why did it used to be so easy yet my parents decided to raise me in the UK where it's impossible to even find a girlfriend

SIR Stephen Fry was on some Dutch talk show yesterday
Didn't know foreigners knew who he was

He's not real mate

Did you ever apologise?

tarq

poof

is there any chance he's not a nonce

Actually if you translate that it reads

Who the fuck are you?

Dutchies love their gay pedos don't they

no but if i do that now it's going to seem like i'm only doing it because of her situation, which i suppose is true

Dutch people watch BBC

crying ain't i

why is daytime /brit/ so hostile?
where's the friendly bants that evening /brit/ espouses so well?

Mate of mine is about a stone or two overweight, starting to go at the temples, autistic and was a 30 year old virgin. He went to one singular speed dating event and has been with his gf he met there for nearly 2 years now. It's easy as possible to get a gf. You just have to actually go out and do it. A woman's not gonna just dander into your smelly childhood bedroom and ask you out.

so fucking bored and depressed

the poll projected that Scots would vote by 54% to 46% to remain in the Union if a second referendum were held tomorrow.

What is wrong with scots I would do anything to be independent

my foot espouses your arse mate

Go for a run

me on the right

Lovely sunny day lad. Get out and about for a walk.

He was lucky I've heard speed dating can be just as pointless as online dating. I've thought about it but don't fancy paying 20 quid

On May 15, 1988, Wethersfield, Connecticut resident Richard Reihl, a gay man, was murdered by two teenagers.[1][2] Reihl's murder has been cited as a watershed moment for the LGBT community in Connecticut, and the anger surrounding his killing led to the passing of hate crime legislation in the state.

go independent

we join the eu again

do you think this would stop all the 3rd worlders coming in
probably not

redditors be like just bee urself and go out for a run

Sir Keir Starmer

Exercise will stave it off m8 go to the gym

Emanuel Lovell Webb (born April 9, 1966), known as The East End Killer, is an American serial killer who raped and killed four women in Bridgeport, Connecticut, from 1990 to 1993.

no women want me its that simple

He wasn't lucky, he just dropped his standards to an appropriate level for him.

any of you got these?

They've only gone and banned Kiwifarms

maybe im a random stranger after all

A fat woman?

Snap

People with brains don't hate the UK

MTG doesn't fall into that category

RORKE! ROrke... Rorke. Rorke. Rorke indeed...

EU is Better than being englands bitch for the rest of your life

Phil Foden reportedly experiencing mental and physical fatigue

legs? got two of them

A slightly chubby plain jane

I just went for a walk and fed some ducks
It was boring and depressing

Never been, did it have dodgy stuff on it? Fucking hope this place doesn't get affected.

They banned it years ago

reality isnt so simple
people need independence and freedom from one another
if living under the same roof as your parents makes you live for their sake under their standards instead of your own, is it really living?
theres a reason why people who live with their parents are so depressed all the time

Going for a leisurely walk isn't enough you need proper cardio and you'll feel great afterwards.

bloke at toil has 6 kids and says his wife wants 1 more but since they've had twins before he doesn't want to risk it

what the fuck is wrong with people, who in their right mind wants that many kids t b h can only imagine the state her fanny must be in

It is like if Anon Babble was entirely dedicated to tripfaggots and lolcows

something to do ent it

Did you try talking to anyone?

Might have grown up with huge families and want the same, fuck knows, having one sounds bad enough.

The dream

I want that many but Wifeberg only wants two
We are too old to have more than that anyway

Why would you want that many children? Do you just fucking love babies and toddlers so just want that stage to never end?

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Resditman be like

you need to be hiking up and down the yorkshire dales and peak district and talking to everyone like i do to cure your depression

fanny like a bin bag

How about you ask him directly instead of being a coward

why do you want that many kids? you'll never have money, the combined stress will probably knock a decade off your life and there's a decent chance you might even see one of your kids die before you

Children are fun and my family is small so I want it to be larger and continue on throughout the ages

Resditman

Someone Bradley this fool

You'll be dead m8 why do you care?

fuck off back already

Sure I agree. I just mean not every person really needs their own house, the current social stigma is very strange. If you don't like your parents sure you should leave em be for your own sanity. But the way society is atm, if I moved my kids into my parents house and just lived there with them, that'd be completely unheard of and very weird. Even if it was better for everyone involved.

well i do speak to him but i'm respectful enough to not ask what state his wifes fanny is in

They’re so stupid all you can do is laugh

Bird I was seeing in uni wanted 5. She was a virgin when we met and had already planned on FIVE kids. Anyway, it's been a decade since then and she still doesn't even have one. Mad how life works out.

How can you have no pension whatsoever?

THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE

Nick Griffin predicted last year that this Labour government would be absolute hell

Hardly need to be a clairvoyant to predict that one
Hardly need to be a

The rope calls your name

big batty gyal

mumberg thinks im a bazillionaire because i earned 100k last year, tried explaining to her that it's probably not even much different to her earning 20k a year in the 80s but her tiny woman brain cant grasp it

It's funny hearing people say they had kids because they want someone to look after them when they get old, all their kids will do is help them find a care home.

I make plenty of money
Life without children seems pointless to me so that is more stressful
Death is a part of life
Anyway it's not like I can accidentally have that many children and realistically once we have two we probably won't continue due to time constraints
Biological imperative innit

Thr Starmerite death squads got him

Afternoon salarymong, another hard day of lying on the internet to impress strangers is it?

put your willy up your bum and spaff in it to get yourself pregnant

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cant imagine theres many blokes settling down with a woman who wants 5 kids, find it grim when a woman even says she wants kids in x amount of time, always feels like a potential trap

Pensioners seething
Scroungers seething
Civil service dossers seething

Love this government tb.h

Hard to overstate how poor the majority of this country are with savings/financials

Okay i will try

“I had no idea about the importance of pension saving when I was young,” says Suze, who works as a stylist among other jobs. “It just wasn’t discussed. Back then, you were made to feel intimidated by the whole thing. Only very rich people invested. It wasn’t something normal people did.”

I'll 100% be contacting your children and showing them a dossier of your posts if you ever have them.

Civil service dossers seething

im chilling lad. far too important for these redundancies me

to raise 6 kids without cutting corners in this economy you probably need to be earning a combined 200k a year minimum

You're saying that, but in hindsight I should've married her and gave her those kids. She was pretty close to perfect. First and only time I've seen someone across a room and had that 'I need to know that person' feeling.

wonder what barry scott is up to nowadays

nasty little reddit gremlin about today

if she's that much of a catch how has she failed to find a breeding mate in 10 years

stylist among other jobs

She's thick as shit

It wasn’t something normal people did.

Really woman? Then why are there so many people living off pensions?

damn in just a few short years, if you don't eat, don't use electricity, don't buy anything at all, you'll be able to buy an tiny, ugly semi detached house. Imagine that.

Lmao okay how big is your dossier thus far?
Me and my wife do make $200k combined and both our families are well off
It will be tough but what else am I going to spend my money on?

He's transitioned, goes by Beatrice Scott now.

Probably tells blokes she wants 5 kids on the first date and they leg it

Lol is that why you're on brit in the middle of the day on a weekday? Shitty LARP piss off

youtube.com/watch?v=casqHGbdAss

then start pumping her lad, see if she'll let you call one sheed one rorke and one dave. the holy trinity

5'6

not that handsome

bad vision

got dad's brown eyes instead of my mum's blue

Just mean if I have kids, it is.

Cuz she was with me for 4 of them lol also like the other lad said, she can be a little intense. Lots of 'i had a dream about us last night' and 'your birthday and my birthday are both days of the year, we were obviously meant to be' types of stuff.

Rattled to the core lmfao

It's not even 9am and I'm drinking coffee out of my $3 two wolves mug

This might be the most gullible place on Anon Babble

ktim except 6'2 but uglier than you

id jump off a bridge instead of working past 65

hello

Any proof of any of this nonsense youre spouting? No? Didn't think so

snap y'all tb.h fool

get her spunked up then

Did you know they’ve taken gullible out the dictionary

that's the plan but she wants me to hit the gym more regularly and stop drinking so frequently so next year I'll knock her up

sheed rorke and dave

lol

alri adele

it was something other people did though every person of that age I know has a pension and/or something kind of savings or investments. Mental how many complete retards there are going about dressed up like normal people.

need to go to a country where being tall offsets being overweight and ugly, but the only option is probably south east asia which even i'm not prepared to do

Seethe on

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I accept your concession

LARP general

I wanna see the dossier

never worked
never claimed benefits
not actually sure what i'll do if i some how live to an old age, have been factoring in that i'll probably die around 40 so it won't even matter

just come here. you'd probably be the best looking man as long as im not around

That’s true in this country
Im not good looking but I’m 6 4
A girl from uni just texted me to come to hers for lunch so I know what I’m doing this afternoon ;)

you know who weirdly disappeared from the news? Luigi Mangione

why is this reddit yank larping

Lad's been yapping about LARPs because lads in here are talking about women they've interacted with, guarantee it lol

what else is there to say? he's locked up doing nothing until trial

No course she did. Post the text right now or you’re a fucking liar

i.4cdn.org/gif/1743051923484757.mp4

Another spaki character rumbled in the womb. Le quirky married with 2 kids Canadian on 200k

Girls only caring about height is a meme, if you're ugly they still won't be interested.

toil in 3 hours

was just doing this down the pub

Failed my driving test today

He's overreaching now. But look at sacked tranny you never know what's going to stick

you're replying to a larp mate, either the reddit yank or spaki

anyone who has a better life than me is larping

cockmogs me

Mental how badly I mindraped him

holy based

thanks for the update Dan

Not sure what he was thinking with this one not a lot of places you can take this character

seething little manlets

Sick of being ruled by my carnal desires

loooool done him

Think this site is turning me bi because I find this arousing

lol i was turned bi by Anon Babble years ago, now it's turned me fully gay

I'm 6 foot

Daily spaki dollhouse melty

Nice lie virgin

bit mental that we could turn an inhospitable desert into a paradise using our literal CONVICTS and yet there a thirdie cunts with every natural resources you could dream of that are wartorn shitholes

kin ell hope I don't end up like that, I don't find actual men arousing, can't imagine being turned on by a hairy pooey bumhole, but there's something about someone who looks like a girl with a cock that does it for me.

its the jews lad

You can't get turned bi or gay, if you do, you were already gay. I look at a tranny cock like that and get jealous becuase of how big and how hard it is.

I used to bully the gay kids when I was in school and yet in December I sucked 3 dicks

we

Oh so now it’s ‘we’?

VPN: off
Curry: on the floor
Meds: not taken

Insane how insanely grim 2025 is

AI slop

censorship

Starmerite liberal-leftism

WW3 fearmongering

Anon Babble probably being blocked

hordes of browns and blacks everywhere

Get me the fuck OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUT

if i'm a poof right how come i never fancy men who aren't pretending to be women?

you're in discussion about tranny cock, im watching Family Guy Funny Moments on Youtube. We are not the same

Not true, gays don't wank to trannies, they wank to men.

be quiet little man
your arse belongs to us

Get me the fuck OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUT

try getting out of your smelly bedroom first

Family Guy Funny Moments

Must be a short video

Spaki booting up the 2016mong character for some easy (yous)

Such a beautiful day outside! Really cheers me up when the weather is like this!

Starmer gives Rorke everything he could possibly want

still gets accused of being a communist or something

tragic

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