AI edition
/brit/
wow they must have gone really hard with the master prompt. black people didn't exist in the 17th century.
The signals leak showed me white Americans love to accuse BIPOC of incompetency due to projection. Every accusation is a confession as they say.
day to day life? stressful stuff
neither did watermelons. utter woke nonsense.
Tradcucks finna be like "nooo you have to have kids or you will die alone!!!"
Tradcucks when their kids grow up:
How you doing lads?
You are alone for your whole life too lol
Dumb fuck, the whole premise of parenting is that you go through 20 years of headaches to "not die alone". At least I'll get my 20s and 30s to do whatever the fuck I want.
The facts show that Brexit is a dictate from the baby boomers, all ages under 45 voted in majority to remain. The question is why? Let me analyse. It is not just that the baby boomer generation are extremely selfish it is that they are incredibly insecure about their role in the national story of the country. We're dealing with a generation who's father's literally fought the Nazis and who's grand fathers fought in the great war. They grew up proud of their fathers who knew civic duty and sacrifices for the greater good of the nation. Meanwhile what did the baby boomers do? They voted for Thatcher and Blair.
One could not escape the constant references to the EU being some sort of Nazi like occupation of the continent that was enslaving us and by freely voting in free election for parties openly wanting to leave the EU with full protected political speech in a liberal democracy they, the ageing boomers were sort of like their fathers were as young men engaged in battle with the fascist forces .
This is how the boomer mind thinks and what the boomer heart desires but sorry boomers. You're not heroes, you're not engaging in epic tank battles in the desert, you're not bravely embarking on an up mountain battle in Italy nor are you storming the beaches of Normandy. Your Dad did those things, your parents gave us the NHS and welfare state. Meanwhile your generation are privatising, house price inflating, pension triple locking fools. You're not heroes, you're the villains.
In a sense maybe the boomer is trying to use Brexit as a form of a perverted redemption for screwing over their own grandchildren?
Discuss.
I'll get my 20s and 30s to do whatever the fuck I want.
And that is?
This business of every single individual owning their own house is stupid. It used to be three or four generations all growing up in the same house. Nobody was ever lonely, kids always had someone to bother and talk to, everyone pitched in etc.
We'll go back to it soon because we won't be able to afford otherwise.
AI slop
Sitting on Anon Babble mocking breeders
Optimistic answer: sports, personal development, learning, friendship, travel, education, career, investment
Realistic answer: internet in my smelly bedroom funded by bennies
MY NAME JEFF!
what trade is it worth getting into in 2025?
I'm transgender if that matters
Wow enjoy mate
onlyfans for gooners
The world ended 25 years ago
breaks my heart how treacherous social dynamics are even with your own family
Morning team
particular enjoyed the jfk one...
i beg you sir, explain how you are making these or link to their source?
nice
HAO LING
Keep forgetting that all the most annoying posters are jannies
im not a jannie
You're not annoying honeybuns x
why do they hate us so much
l-liar!
trading various things and also speculating on different stuff
since when were you a janny?
noticed mumberg nodding and quietly saying "yeah" when watching stuff on the telly
makes me question her mentally as that doesn't seem like a normal thing to do
nigger
I'm not on the same level as the posters I'm talking about and you know that
i was one of the best traders in the fucking world
Hay fever got me itching my skin to pieces
mmhmm, das how it happened xx
mum of mentally ill spastic is herself not fully normal, more at 11
we just don't know
SCROMNLING
Literally scromiting
violently howling
sniggering
just got one of these bad boys. what do you lads think
Taking back my negative comments on the AI slop for this one.
howling
ROARING
Do NOT board a plane
mental how people born in a non english speaking country are forced to learn english because the entire internet is just english
I don't get it
Pack of hyenas in here
dont worry about it x
Good one heathersubhuman
What's really funny is you somehow accidentally made what you might call a friend in Ziedbelg yet you can't help but join in on the bullying because you're a hateful shell incapable of affection or other human emotions
mum nodded and went "yeah" reading this.
schizo moment
got one of these me
mental how you are some how here posting whenever i come to the thread
hydraulic pissed on
The leaf poster is Indian btw
/brit/ is his life
Still a realistic enough scenario that several hundreds if not thousands like that take place every year.
got one of these me
mental how this is most of you
Just sick of everything lads
me on the right with 9 fewer friends
get me off this godforsaken island
My cousin learned English from playing Runescape
Mental how you can do this with AI. Artfags are so fucking finished
no he didn't. be quiet.
Your cousin is a JF?
British soft power wins again
just had a sausage, bacon and egg roll
sticking it to em
they cant have it
Come home, white man
yes consume black people and chicken and mcbuger or something like that yeah
that's all nice and well but khat chewing flip flop wearing small boat cronem are rapidly and vigorously bashing their slippy s curved batons into perfect blonde katies' inexperienced backs permanently stretching her out
I caaaaant fucking sleep
as they say in wales, i'm so hungry i could eat a sheep
haven't uploaded a picture to instagram since new years, reckon im done with social media since turning the big 22
Might go down to the local cancer ward later today and start laughing at people
It's not that surprising
You're here all day
Maybe AI is good after all
mmhmm dis a true story xx
get the commercial airliners clattered into yank skyscrapers
Why have a suspicion that he was a real cunt to his kids.
gchq suspect
Yes
Runescape and Jagex were 100x more effective than some career civil servants leveraging British soft power.
Should've just stuck with the one, Heathermong
You're not smart enough to flesh out a story
is this the special relationship i've heard so much about
Nick Griffin predicted last year that this Labour government would be absolute hell but that we are essentially living in the last days of liberal-leftism and are heading for a civil war rapidly.
ex gf has cancer, very weird feeling
feel like i should be some what supportive but i don't know what to say to her
my granddad died surrounded by his 4 kids, his grandkids, and two great-grandkids. we spent loads of time with him in his old age. was in a home for the last 5 years but at least one person visited him every day. reckon he was happy to have had a family and not regretting that he didn't spend his 20s buying funkopops and playing PS5 and shitposting on /brit/
ADIOS! card
suspect everyone hates on mcgregor whiskey and cigars because they don't like the guy
as though he personally made those things and didn't just buy an existing manufacturer
who in gods name cares about this old rorke has been
That makes it even worse
i feel bad because i treated her like shit and she's never moved on after i left her, now she's probably going to die to a grim disease
feel partly guilty for some reason
forged stout is pretty good
I walked by Glasgow uni library over Christmas and there was a massive shit on the steps with used toilet paper strewn about
Get her shagged
You'll get pity points when she kicks the bucket
GIB
Imagine civil war breaks out and you find a small girl all alone in her house.
Walk anywhere in Glasgow
Sometimes forget I'm in Scotland because of all the foreigners
Scottish people are gonna be wiped out soon holy shit
Mousey droppings
toby
your fault, the stress from you being a twat did her no good
How do you know what stage you're at?
lads
all due respect
had a bagel for lunch
it was fucking gourgeous
What kind do you have over there?
poo bagel
Like poo on the bagel or made with it
lots of parents are evil. how do we know he isnt one of them?
my grandfather met a swiss woman working in france, got her pregnant after 2 months and moved to switzerland with her after where they ran hotels until retirement. why did it used to be so easy yet my parents decided to raise me in the UK where it's impossible to even find a girlfriend
SIR Stephen Fry was on some Dutch talk show yesterday
Didn't know foreigners knew who he was
He's not real mate
Did you ever apologise?
tarq
poof
is there any chance he's not a nonce
Actually if you translate that it reads
Who the fuck are you?
Dutchies love their gay pedos don't they
no but if i do that now it's going to seem like i'm only doing it because of her situation, which i suppose is true
Dutch people watch BBC
crying ain't i
why is daytime /brit/ so hostile?
where's the friendly bants that evening /brit/ espouses so well?
Mate of mine is about a stone or two overweight, starting to go at the temples, autistic and was a 30 year old virgin. He went to one singular speed dating event and has been with his gf he met there for nearly 2 years now. It's easy as possible to get a gf. You just have to actually go out and do it. A woman's not gonna just dander into your smelly childhood bedroom and ask you out.
so fucking bored and depressed
the poll projected that Scots would vote by 54% to 46% to remain in the Union if a second referendum were held tomorrow.
What is wrong with scots I would do anything to be independent
my foot espouses your arse mate
Go for a run
me on the right
Lovely sunny day lad. Get out and about for a walk.
He was lucky I've heard speed dating can be just as pointless as online dating. I've thought about it but don't fancy paying 20 quid
On May 15, 1988, Wethersfield, Connecticut resident Richard Reihl, a gay man, was murdered by two teenagers.[1][2] Reihl's murder has been cited as a watershed moment for the LGBT community in Connecticut, and the anger surrounding his killing led to the passing of hate crime legislation in the state.
go independent
we join the eu again
do you think this would stop all the 3rd worlders coming in
probably not
redditors be like just bee urself and go out for a run
Sir Keir Starmer
Exercise will stave it off m8 go to the gym
Emanuel Lovell Webb (born April 9, 1966), known as The East End Killer, is an American serial killer who raped and killed four women in Bridgeport, Connecticut, from 1990 to 1993.
no women want me its that simple
He wasn't lucky, he just dropped his standards to an appropriate level for him.
any of you got these?
They've only gone and banned Kiwifarms
maybe im a random stranger after all
A fat woman?
Snap
People with brains don't hate the UK
MTG doesn't fall into that category
RORKE! ROrke... Rorke. Rorke. Rorke indeed...
EU is Better than being englands bitch for the rest of your life
Phil Foden reportedly experiencing mental and physical fatigue
legs? got two of them
A slightly chubby plain jane
I just went for a walk and fed some ducks
It was boring and depressing
Never been, did it have dodgy stuff on it? Fucking hope this place doesn't get affected.
They banned it years ago
reality isnt so simple
people need independence and freedom from one another
if living under the same roof as your parents makes you live for their sake under their standards instead of your own, is it really living?
theres a reason why people who live with their parents are so depressed all the time
Going for a leisurely walk isn't enough you need proper cardio and you'll feel great afterwards.
bloke at toil has 6 kids and says his wife wants 1 more but since they've had twins before he doesn't want to risk it
what the fuck is wrong with people, who in their right mind wants that many kids t b h can only imagine the state her fanny must be in
It is like if Anon Babble was entirely dedicated to tripfaggots and lolcows
something to do ent it
Did you try talking to anyone?
Might have grown up with huge families and want the same, fuck knows, having one sounds bad enough.
The dream
I want that many but Wifeberg only wants two
We are too old to have more than that anyway
Why would you want that many children? Do you just fucking love babies and toddlers so just want that stage to never end?
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Resditman be like
you need to be hiking up and down the yorkshire dales and peak district and talking to everyone like i do to cure your depression
fanny like a bin bag
How about you ask him directly instead of being a coward
why do you want that many kids? you'll never have money, the combined stress will probably knock a decade off your life and there's a decent chance you might even see one of your kids die before you
Children are fun and my family is small so I want it to be larger and continue on throughout the ages
Resditman
Someone Bradley this fool
You'll be dead m8 why do you care?
fuck off back already
Sure I agree. I just mean not every person really needs their own house, the current social stigma is very strange. If you don't like your parents sure you should leave em be for your own sanity. But the way society is atm, if I moved my kids into my parents house and just lived there with them, that'd be completely unheard of and very weird. Even if it was better for everyone involved.
well i do speak to him but i'm respectful enough to not ask what state his wifes fanny is in
They’re so stupid all you can do is laugh
Bird I was seeing in uni wanted 5. She was a virgin when we met and had already planned on FIVE kids. Anyway, it's been a decade since then and she still doesn't even have one. Mad how life works out.
How can you have no pension whatsoever?
THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE
Nick Griffin predicted last year that this Labour government would be absolute hell
Hardly need to be a clairvoyant to predict that one
Hardly need to be a
The rope calls your name
big batty gyal
mumberg thinks im a bazillionaire because i earned 100k last year, tried explaining to her that it's probably not even much different to her earning 20k a year in the 80s but her tiny woman brain cant grasp it
It's funny hearing people say they had kids because they want someone to look after them when they get old, all their kids will do is help them find a care home.
I make plenty of money
Life without children seems pointless to me so that is more stressful
Death is a part of life
Anyway it's not like I can accidentally have that many children and realistically once we have two we probably won't continue due to time constraints
Biological imperative innit
Thr Starmerite death squads got him
Afternoon salarymong, another hard day of lying on the internet to impress strangers is it?
put your willy up your bum and spaff in it to get yourself pregnant
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cant imagine theres many blokes settling down with a woman who wants 5 kids, find it grim when a woman even says she wants kids in x amount of time, always feels like a potential trap
Pensioners seething
Scroungers seething
Civil service dossers seething
Love this government tb.h
Hard to overstate how poor the majority of this country are with savings/financials
Okay i will try
“I had no idea about the importance of pension saving when I was young,” says Suze, who works as a stylist among other jobs. “It just wasn’t discussed. Back then, you were made to feel intimidated by the whole thing. Only very rich people invested. It wasn’t something normal people did.”
I'll 100% be contacting your children and showing them a dossier of your posts if you ever have them.
Civil service dossers seething
im chilling lad. far too important for these redundancies me
to raise 6 kids without cutting corners in this economy you probably need to be earning a combined 200k a year minimum
You're saying that, but in hindsight I should've married her and gave her those kids. She was pretty close to perfect. First and only time I've seen someone across a room and had that 'I need to know that person' feeling.
wonder what barry scott is up to nowadays
nasty little reddit gremlin about today
if she's that much of a catch how has she failed to find a breeding mate in 10 years
stylist among other jobs
She's thick as shit
It wasn’t something normal people did.
Really woman? Then why are there so many people living off pensions?
damn in just a few short years, if you don't eat, don't use electricity, don't buy anything at all, you'll be able to buy an tiny, ugly semi detached house. Imagine that.
Lmao okay how big is your dossier thus far?
Me and my wife do make $200k combined and both our families are well off
It will be tough but what else am I going to spend my money on?
He's transitioned, goes by Beatrice Scott now.
Probably tells blokes she wants 5 kids on the first date and they leg it
Lol is that why you're on brit in the middle of the day on a weekday? Shitty LARP piss off
then start pumping her lad, see if she'll let you call one sheed one rorke and one dave. the holy trinity
5'6
not that handsome
bad vision
got dad's brown eyes instead of my mum's blue
Just mean if I have kids, it is.
Cuz she was with me for 4 of them lol also like the other lad said, she can be a little intense. Lots of 'i had a dream about us last night' and 'your birthday and my birthday are both days of the year, we were obviously meant to be' types of stuff.
Rattled to the core lmfao
It's not even 9am and I'm drinking coffee out of my $3 two wolves mug
This might be the most gullible place on Anon Babble
ktim except 6'2 but uglier than you
id jump off a bridge instead of working past 65
hello
Any proof of any of this nonsense youre spouting? No? Didn't think so
snap y'all tb.h fool
get her spunked up then
Did you know they’ve taken gullible out the dictionary
that's the plan but she wants me to hit the gym more regularly and stop drinking so frequently so next year I'll knock her up
sheed rorke and dave
lol
alri adele
it was something other people did though every person of that age I know has a pension and/or something kind of savings or investments. Mental how many complete retards there are going about dressed up like normal people.
need to go to a country where being tall offsets being overweight and ugly, but the only option is probably south east asia which even i'm not prepared to do
Seethe on
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I accept your concession
LARP general
I wanna see the dossier
never worked
never claimed benefits
not actually sure what i'll do if i some how live to an old age, have been factoring in that i'll probably die around 40 so it won't even matter
just come here. you'd probably be the best looking man as long as im not around
That’s true in this country
Im not good looking but I’m 6 4
A girl from uni just texted me to come to hers for lunch so I know what I’m doing this afternoon ;)
you know who weirdly disappeared from the news? Luigi Mangione
why is this reddit yank larping
Lad's been yapping about LARPs because lads in here are talking about women they've interacted with, guarantee it lol
what else is there to say? he's locked up doing nothing until trial
No course she did. Post the text right now or you’re a fucking liar
Another spaki character rumbled in the womb. Le quirky married with 2 kids Canadian on 200k
Girls only caring about height is a meme, if you're ugly they still won't be interested.
toil in 3 hours
was just doing this down the pub
Failed my driving test today
He's overreaching now. But look at sacked tranny you never know what's going to stick
you're replying to a larp mate, either the reddit yank or spaki
anyone who has a better life than me is larping
cockmogs me
Mental how badly I mindraped him
holy based
thanks for the update Dan
Not sure what he was thinking with this one not a lot of places you can take this character
seething little manlets
Sick of being ruled by my carnal desires
loooool done him
Think this site is turning me bi because I find this arousing
lol i was turned bi by Anon Babble years ago, now it's turned me fully gay
I'm 6 foot
Daily spaki dollhouse melty
Nice lie virgin
bit mental that we could turn an inhospitable desert into a paradise using our literal CONVICTS and yet there a thirdie cunts with every natural resources you could dream of that are wartorn shitholes
kin ell hope I don't end up like that, I don't find actual men arousing, can't imagine being turned on by a hairy pooey bumhole, but there's something about someone who looks like a girl with a cock that does it for me.
its the jews lad
You can't get turned bi or gay, if you do, you were already gay. I look at a tranny cock like that and get jealous becuase of how big and how hard it is.
I used to bully the gay kids when I was in school and yet in December I sucked 3 dicks
we
Oh so now it’s ‘we’?
VPN: off
Curry: on the floor
Meds: not taken
Insane how insanely grim 2025 is
AI slop
censorship
Starmerite liberal-leftism
WW3 fearmongering
Anon Babble probably being blocked
hordes of browns and blacks everywhere
Get me the fuck OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUT
if i'm a poof right how come i never fancy men who aren't pretending to be women?
you're in discussion about tranny cock, im watching Family Guy Funny Moments on Youtube. We are not the same
Not true, gays don't wank to trannies, they wank to men.
be quiet little man
your arse belongs to us
Get me the fuck OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUT
try getting out of your smelly bedroom first
Family Guy Funny Moments
Must be a short video
Spaki booting up the 2016mong character for some easy (yous)
Such a beautiful day outside! Really cheers me up when the weather is like this!
Starmer gives Rorke everything he could possibly want
still gets accused of being a communist or something
tragic
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