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That tenniswoman has big boobas
Why doesn't Italian have words for "gossip" or "sport" when these are things that Italians are well-known for?
Pretty sure she did boobs removal surgery because they were so big it bothered her to play.
she's romanian o algo
feed a life into it. Put a kid through the line of machines and show him getting out alive. A random kid from the streets will suffice.
Yes, yes , yeeeeeeessssshhhh. I'll throw a kid into a big robot's pen and watch him try to evade it. That will surely cause a strong impression.
They'll see me as ruthless as they are, and I will surely get rewarded with a handsome raise and an office in the sky.
murican cultural imperialism
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Betrayed once again
big boobas are for poor people
routinely hear people shoving random english words int he middle of sentences to sound intelligent and fancy at work
routinely ask them if they know how to speak portuguese properly
routinely see their faces turn red or confused
linguistic suicide
Yeah, so? I am poor, what of it?
I was a neet two years ago, now where's my designated pair of boobas to suck on ?
You are still poor, just poor with a job.
Exactly, I need them now too
Me when I'm listening to my zoomer nieces and nephews and hear them say words like "candy" or "garbage".
Bri'istan is over. Rubbish is such a quintessential brit word.
Why is she so angry?
Catnigga told her Portuguese women are prettier than her
using English words instead of your own, local, superior ones, while speaking in your native language
I used to be the opposite of that. Imagine me Polonising every foreign word like crazy a few years ago
I like this girl
I fear Catnigga may be slightly zesty, as he loves ugly women with moustaches
I dedicate the song to our Greek fren
Why is she so angry?
Decades of misogyny and microaggressions.
I like this girl
Don't fall for her tricks. Remember - she is British.
this is self-insert power fantasy for women
I think I would have gotten an erection in that situation
Did I make you uncomfortable?
Not at all, my lady. On the contrary. Continue, please... or... you can even go a few steps further...
Don't fall for her tricks. Remember - she is British.
What's the worst case scenario? Describe it in the form of an erotic novella of at least 2,500 words <3
I'd turn redder than a crate of tomatoes.
Why would the crate be red?
WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE A FROG???
The containers with other paints were empty
youtube.com
i want to jerk it
what's the deal
murican words replacing british ones even in britain
Oh, I thought it was a prononciation problem
like some zoomspeak
At least they don't speak arabs like us fr fr
She's a femcel and you're asking why she looks like Pepe the incel frog?
What's the worst case scenario?
You will end up with a British girlfriend (this is actually the premise for my new horror novella).
Woolked le ebin pupper. Now I'll watch Chris Hemsworth btfo some jeets.
Exactly, they'll know you're the man of the situation. You'll become the new boss of the portuguese branch and swirl your glass of whiskey while watching the skyline. Let's make it happen /med/team!
Now I'll watch Chris Hemsworth btfo some jeets.
Why do Spaniards not have their own thread?
When you eat all of the cottage pie.
Good night med
putting on fresh pair of pants
feel pain on my balls
notice bug on the ground just struggling
mfw when I realize my right testicle just got stung by some bug I don't even recognize
wasted money on porn like a stupid retard and now i feel bad about it...
It looks like they do sometimes, but few people post in it
Muito sufrido
Good night, sisters.
wasted money on porn
cmon man...
Is-sodda żżaqżaq u l-warrani jċapċap.
Yeah that one!
Damn. You feel better? Maybe it just crushed the bug?
Mistakes are just there to learn from fren
Mistakes are just there to learn from fren
my perspective on it too..
You will end up with a British girlfriend (this is actually the premise for my new horror novella).
When British women speak English, I feel sexual energy. Besides, I love horrors and terrors. I can't wait <3
Łóżko skrzypi, a pośladki chlupoczą
Bathroom update with the new tiles
> 211303396
Holy shit brune, welcome back
I guess is either that or look like a hobo with a patchy beard
Looks solid. God job
Did you apply the tiles yourself? They look extremely leveled with each other, good work.
I want to sex her up so badly...
wanting to sex a frog
Ykes.
literally how?
between hentai, porn and pirated onlyfans, I could coom for decades without spending a cent
you got a problem with that you gaylord?
Revolting.
total Ella love, now and always.
Thanks
Yourself
No, the father of my brother in law is helping me
it was a moment of weakness
I told myself I was going to get back to reading the pile of books collecting dust on my desk, but instead I spent the entire day listening to a podcast on Scipio Africanus and Barcid Iberia
youtube.com
one day I will stop kicking this can down the road, but it wasn't today
a podcast on Scipio Africanus and Barcid Iberia
link it niga
Tides of History, he did an entire season on the Bronze Age and is now doing one on Rome, started with what's true and what's myth about the foundation of Rome and has been grinding it for months with weekly episodes, just got to the final defeat of Hannibal last week(still haven't listened to that one)
open.spotify.com
he's cool, a true history nerd who goes on tangents about Polybius every other episode
Very nice stuff! You're skilled Galiciabro!