/brit/

esoteric femboyism

Me dialing into /brit/

moronic take

Imagine your surname being Smith.
I'd hate it.
Seriously imagine being called something like James Smith, knowing there's like a million of you.
Would do my nut right in.
If my surname were Smith I'd at least give my son a wacky first name.

wouldnt mind a pork pie at this current moment

captain...GAME has fallen

He was raised in a working-class Irish Catholic family; his father was born in England of Irish descent and his mother was from Dublin.

MickGODs win again

t. paddy murphy

nth for the gyaldem

Drinking monster energy makes me anxious :/

Testing out this ChatGPT thing.
Biggest pile of dogshit I have ever seen. Don't know what people are so worried about. Reckon my jobs safe for another hundred years.

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worse
i have an ir*sh surname

mad how he was only 25 here

okay pedo frog posting retard welcome to my filter

you got to build tolerance to it

don't enjoy socialising without alcohol

cant drink alcohol without eventually getting too drunk

fall out with people due to drinking ridiculous amounts and getting very sloppy

how do people do it?

How does me thinking this is dogshit make me a pedo?

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go one, sing us a song la!
you people like a good song don't you?

Fair play, that is a fit tranny, and I don't reckon I'd say no to a bit of gagging on that girldick.

um

just change your name to the irish version

bit of a vinegary stench building up round the bollock area

Mad how women just prance around like dipshits all day and do a stupid dance for no reason and wear a shirt with a butterfly on it and they're generally just not expected to do or provide anything

your BMI is in the overweight category

I'm cooked

Reckon I might pay a prostitute, not just for sex, that'd be sad, but to dress up like pic rel.

oh my days what a daft prick

been eating a 10 grams of baking soda a day and its given me diahhrea

ummm

mmhmm yeah, bet the cronem...
bet they're violently slamming their s curved batons into -2 tings? yeah? haha x

we are a very musical bunch
I'm giving up my anglicized slavename

cor

mmm pussy

I'm going to assume that you're intentionally trying to kill yourself

During O'Dowd's trial last month, the jury was told that he had invited Carlsen into his bedroom after a naked photo session, during which they took cocaine.

He then ambushed him together with the help of an unnamed man

O'Dowd told him: "Now you're going to get what you deserve." Carlsen said he was then beaten and handcuffed to a wall fixture. When O'Dowd returned to the room with a box of leather straps, chains and sex toys, he said: "Now you're going to get it."

cant stop winning lads

no its good for sleep

globohomo... WON

James Smith

Cringe.

Séamus McGowan

Sovl.

imagine both of them together whilst you watch

now post afreeka

get this man a TRVE

trannies are grim because their willies dont work

Dr House is idk, im taking a break from watching

yeah its obvious by now everybody in here is a bot. no human being is behind any of these posts. anyone who remembers how things used to be here can just tell these are bot posts now.

Not even cropping out other posts, it's just him spamming, why is he not banned?
I know the mods can just ban him every time he reappears, why don't they?!
He terrorizes other generals too

nah that's peng, greng at a stretch
watching their cocks flopping about uselessly while you shag them is kino

the bot is broken
it's stuck in the old thread

only got this image saved, globohomo is creeping on them too unfortunately. kenya needs to be nuked before they femmoids infect based mali

neoliberal bull logging in

Unedited off his Instagram btw

just get a a job
9-5
work those hours
get paid for it
build a life

Fucking hell Simon lay off the fillers.

looks like a cartoon character

only got this image saved

google broken?

just filter egypt and belgium

rum bloke

No I don't think so mate

bushwick based enablers are active

Literally one click mate

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Watching Ruby Granger

i always thought he was a poof

grow up

cba searching another

this guys had to do some VERY ZESTY things in his career to get to where he is

state of your life

I've been meaning to give you some recs zeidy, try to work in Akon lyrics into your posts like from Smack That specifically

For years it was assumed he was a bender
So then Max Clifford planted shitloads of fake stories about him shagging female models in the News of the World, Louis Theroux covered it in his When Louis Met series

I don't think ruby can drive

I am a recovering porn addict.

thats not kino at all

latex girl and a bob!

le whacky porn webm
grow up lads yeah?

try not to cringe impossible

rorke, with his signature trademarked hair gel, getting dressed up for monday night /brit/ posting

she lives in oxford, no point in driving here
mad to think ive probably sat in teh same bus seat at roobs

well i do hear she is in a never ending state of arrested development, so this isn't a shocker

have to go the dentist tomorrow lads

Deniggerise

pale little timmy and a pangpang
pale little timmy and a pangpang

do it yourself if you care so much. I'm waiting

dread getting told to grow up on brit

I don't have a foreskin

might move to edinbrugh to get away from the warm weather

Ruby Granger has very good Aryan physiognomy

She should have a family of 8 at least

shrink down

Bizarre post.

this anime troon pedo nigger is going to have to wait forever

corrr peng and that

I think I’ll start getting back into running again once it starts getting darker earlier

she's a sexless lesbian

Might start a gimmick where I pop the gay porn on every day

when i wake up in the morning and have a casual browse through /brit/ like reading a newspaper on the bog, i always see you sperging out spamming the whole thread overnight talking to yourself and I make sure I tell you to grow up at least once

rapelad?

average /brit/ user to his cock when walking past a school

dont get latex fetish me

isnt it like bin liner?

Actual nonce shit posted on /brit/

No one bats an eyelid

fuck's sake Janny do your job you fucking lazy tosspot

sir kier starmer has announced that we are at war with racism

Would live there or Belfast

just witnessed a suspicious post, it was the tiktok paedo but with a US flag. we must investigate this.

gacha

vtuber

deserves to be kneecapped

Watching a lore video on the Word Bearers

well ive never been told to grow up so it must be somoene else

i have zeroed in on the dollhouse schizo freak and analysed his posts and his history through the archives. He constantly bangs on about camden town virtually every day, and I am 99% sure hes indian

Syndyy

klarc's gf

who let rorke design a shopping centre

What? No I’m just very anxious I always feel like people are judging me so if I run when it’s dark it makes me feel more comfortable

What happens there

you are here forever, so you might as well

belfast looks grim af if i had to live in ni id move to some little village with lots of greenery

rorke on the front line fighting for racism

Oh grow up you lot. An entire board to talk with anybody in the world about anything and you decide to talk about poo, trannies and porn while calling each other names like a bunch of 12 year olds.

ktim

kek

I'm lost in the middle of my birthday. I want my friends, their touch, with the earth's last love. I will take life's final offering, I will take the human's last blessing. Today my sack is empty. I have given completely whatever I had to give. In return, if I receive anything—some love, some forgiveness—then I will take it with me when I step on the boat that crosses to the festival of the wordless end.

people consume products that were not produced in england

Sir Country Defender

got to eat again today. life's relentless

How do you feel about that

uh yeah im really going to team up with trannies and mohammed to fight russia lmfao

Sir Wanker

niggas that use -- be ai frfr ong

rorke and leftypol getting bummed by rasheed and mosheed

Cor, both your arses have touched

grow up all of you fucking grow up

we can talk about your receding hairline next thread unc

oh grow up

ayo this nigga aint know the difrence between em dash and en dash :skull: :skull:

Any clues gained recently that I should know about?

get a grip and bloody grown up man

i was on the fence about whether i should grow up but then a 30 year old porn addicted tranny spamming loser on /brit/ told me to grow up and that really kickstarted my whole life

latex bums hear hear!

im 32 albeit

it's not big and it's not clever. grow up.

Feeling very racist lately.
Keep feeling the urge to scream out slurs

indian spam bot incoporatig grow up in to the script

bloody bloody grow up blody bastard benchod

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too many pillars

painted

lacks ruin value

glass shelling doesnt fit classical aesthetic

tacky overdone play-dough-like statues (is that a dragon next to a praetorian guard?) - also far too may of them
american slop 5 guys table tents

hedges underwhelming and a nuisance (which likely only serve the purpose of preventing car rammings)

not his fault but fucking hell the guy upstairs doesn't half make a racket walking about.

I'm fine with it, have a nice aesthetic peen.
That's fair, Im a small town sort of man too.

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Reinhard Heydrich was so based.

yeh yeh mmhmm yuh yeh uh yeh

whose fault is it then?

they proper fucked it

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do it on a crowded street
let us know how it goes

the landlord who renovated his flat and decided to add zero sound proofing.

tek dat tek dat

Just hung out with a mate and some of his mates as well
Mental how many of them were like 6'5" with perfect face structure, big wide frame, deep voices

I'm 6'0" and handsome but I felt so inferior to these absolute chads. You just can't compete unless you are Brad Pitt-tier good looking or are extremely charismatic and funny, which is hard.

She done me good.

It will be alright.

yeah fair enough

Sometimes I'll stamp on the floor for a bit just to remind the downstairs neighbour who's in charge.

tap tap tap
tek it tek it tek it

it 20x lush de lada

least gay brit post

PC gayming is too expensive for it's worth unless you're into autism games

u like willies

impossible. you cannot exceed 4x lush

this got the manlets piping up

picked up a few eggules from the cornershop just

Godwinson..

anyone else noticed that americans pronounce both as bolth. its fucking weird

at this hour?

blud got two replies and decided to glaze his own post

not studying for my exams some angelic force has been protecting me this year and giving me blessing so im not stressed

the lush paradox has been solved lad
they've achieved 60x lush in scientific tests
100x lush is theoretically possible with advancements in AI

I was walking back from the pub and felt like buying some

dangerous and downright stupid

I've had a rough week. After listening to my 4 year old son regale me with the adventures of Thomas the Tank engine for 45 minutes I tapped out. I needed to do other stuff so I opened Chatgpt put it on chat introduced it to my son and then gave the phone to my son and told him to tell the computer all about Thomas and friends. After about 2 hours I went looking for my phone so I could text a friend and found my son STILL talking to Chatgpt about thomas the tank engine. The transcript is over 10k words long. My son thinks Chatgpt is the coolest train loving person in the world. The bar is set so high now I am never going to be able to compete with that.

That's called aura.

Almost done..

"canadian" paki absolutely seething lmao
jumping up and down on his footstool

I'm 6'5 but all of my mates shagged more than me because at my heart I was a vf. It can only get you so far

Cider mogs beer on certain occasions.

keep it on reddit next time

I have an extension on my YouTube that blocks Youtube shorts.

18th June 2025 will see the Triple cheeseburger, Chili Double cheeseburger and the triple chocolate cookie all removed permanently from the UK McDonald's menu.

If I lived in Edinburgh I'd wear all black with a big long trenchcoat and incel walk around all mysterious, brooding and glaring

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they'll be rotten come morning

A MAN CHOOSES

A SLAVE OBEYS

KTIM but 6'4. Can't out-height your social shortcomings

Would you Liz Truss?

got the same extension on your virginity I see

do all my shopping in the corner shop

The sky belongs to me. Please Falah!

90s r&b sucks ass

I had my extension up your mum's shorts last night

caberge just bit me the fucking cunt

No. Firstly she's much older than me, and secondly she's fucking mental

Kms/Kys?

I'm talking about men who are very tall but with wide frames and masculine faces

there are plenty of tall lanky freaks who are no better off than a good looking 5'11" bloke

deep voices

I've learnt by habit speak with a high voice. I hate it but when I speak low it feels forced

Yes. Firstly she's much older than me, and secondly she's fucking mental

sent that spastic flying clear into orbit omd

sucking a willy with your anus

get catberg tossed outside

she has been defiled by the dark lords of the savanna

We have to establish a National Socialist New Order of Europe with complete expulsion of groids.

agreed, can't believe you fellas ever let shite like boys 2 men get popular

put that cunt in a casket

Please Falah!

@grok is this real or ai?

If you haven't got anything nice to post, then don't post anything at all.

raped him so hard he needs a colostomy

flung that runt straight at the wall

Sent that freak to Jasenovac

mad she might have had kamikaze kwasis jungle juice leaking out of her knickers while paying respect to are liz here

Yes. Firstly, she likes the BBC. Secondly, so do I.

Go to the gym. Analyzing. In English language.

just shitted a nigger AIDS out me arsecrack

Birdstein on a maddon

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how do i get smooth shiny hair like a woman

Didn't wipe properly

Oh grow up

Eastern Russian sharmot mode on.

get some eggs
crack them into a bowl
beat them until frothy
wash your hair with them
bish bash bosh

too right hun, too much negativity these days xxxx

racism just for the sake of racism isn't funny

*scurries over on all fours and nuzzles and sniffs your arse*

I'm just saying they put an English woman in her 40s in charge of the country and the first thing she did was move a black man in to be her next door neighbour

Triple cheeseburger

good. it ruins the meat to bun ratio

bro thinks he's the racist prefect

why are you all so aggro?

Question answered.

brain damage

it's necessary *no time for caution starts playing*

I can't I can't.

Unhappy with my life so I lash out at other people

exhaling a bong rip into a baby’s face on the train

PURE SATIRE
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ktim

rorke swinging from the top of Notre Dame yelling sanctuary while Paris burns

what would happen if you posted a picture of your poo in the toilet on twitter along with @grok is this poo?

ktim
ktim

Pov. ?

i would wank

not watching that shite

Achievable. Dog!

Try it lad

Never seasoned a pan in my life don't get it at all

and it's officially 30x lush

just seasoned my pants by shitting myself

Professor!

less praying more working, n'gubu

I POUR italian herbs into every spag bol I make, thousands of herbs into the pan

bet youve never seasoned a fanny either

the so-called asian grooming gangs

Same.

Just bought a vape I don't understand how they're getting away with selling these even though they're not refillable

Got approved for essentially free college but still cba

happy the evil people died in that terrorist attack

Banned as of yesterday

No life for you, sorry, Y.

didn't ask

clearly not since i just bought one

Rorke putting on his hot pants and running down the high street shouting "teehee chase me boys! chase me" as a joke.

Let's fight.

I'm not a bad guy for having a brief relationship with a 17 year old. Right?

heard someone speak french today

They just made them rechargeable

that's how they catch gays in egypt, then they send them to prison

Horrible.

leftypol brushing his teeth with charcoal toothpaste

the egypoor ai is annoying me

brazil is just bizarro USA. not much has to change for this to be the configuration of north and south america

None of the asian men in the grooming gang seem to think so lad you're alright

Government website says that they have to be refillable but the one I bought isn't

Sun stroke XD

white man's fault

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in ublock filters

So they catch the gays and then put them in a building filled with sexually pent up aggressive men?

Seems more like a rorke thinks fluoride will brainwash you into believing propaganda

yea but with no lube

wearing glasses that prevent blue light from reaching my delicate eyebollocks but I'm just getting pissed off over how everything is orange now

geronimo stilton

I am reading.

is it cringe if I remember the nice things people said about me and write them down and put them up on my wall

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mcafee screaming at me not to read this post

Kinda.

t. never had a bird in his smelly childhood bedroom

thank u anon here

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small book he's reading

cor

Father of Europe.

I'm here for the last post

blud uses yandex

I am Batman.

phwar havent seen this fat titted bitch in a while

Haha.

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Watching you.

Bladder relief.

oi rorke, nice cup of tea ya got there