Broken Britain edish
/brit/
esoteric femboyism
Me dialing into /brit/
moronic take
Imagine your surname being Smith.
I'd hate it.
Seriously imagine being called something like James Smith, knowing there's like a million of you.
Would do my nut right in.
If my surname were Smith I'd at least give my son a wacky first name.
wouldnt mind a pork pie at this current moment
captain...GAME has fallen
He was raised in a working-class Irish Catholic family; his father was born in England of Irish descent and his mother was from Dublin.
MickGODs win again
t. paddy murphy
nth for the gyaldem
Drinking monster energy makes me anxious :/
Testing out this ChatGPT thing.
Biggest pile of dogshit I have ever seen. Don't know what people are so worried about. Reckon my jobs safe for another hundred years.
worse
i have an ir*sh surname
mad how he was only 25 here
okay pedo frog posting retard welcome to my filter
you got to build tolerance to it
don't enjoy socialising without alcohol
cant drink alcohol without eventually getting too drunk
fall out with people due to drinking ridiculous amounts and getting very sloppy
how do people do it?
How does me thinking this is dogshit make me a pedo?
go one, sing us a song la!
you people like a good song don't you?
Fair play, that is a fit tranny, and I don't reckon I'd say no to a bit of gagging on that girldick.
um
just change your name to the irish version
bit of a vinegary stench building up round the bollock area
Mad how women just prance around like dipshits all day and do a stupid dance for no reason and wear a shirt with a butterfly on it and they're generally just not expected to do or provide anything
your BMI is in the overweight category
I'm cooked
Reckon I might pay a prostitute, not just for sex, that'd be sad, but to dress up like pic rel.
oh my days what a daft prick
been eating a 10 grams of baking soda a day and its given me diahhrea
ummm
mmhmm yeah, bet the cronem...
bet they're violently slamming their s curved batons into -2 tings? yeah? haha x
we are a very musical bunch
I'm giving up my anglicized slavename
cor
mmm pussy
I'm going to assume that you're intentionally trying to kill yourself
During O'Dowd's trial last month, the jury was told that he had invited Carlsen into his bedroom after a naked photo session, during which they took cocaine.
He then ambushed him together with the help of an unnamed man
O'Dowd told him: "Now you're going to get what you deserve." Carlsen said he was then beaten and handcuffed to a wall fixture. When O'Dowd returned to the room with a box of leather straps, chains and sex toys, he said: "Now you're going to get it."
cant stop winning lads
no its good for sleep
globohomo... WON
James Smith
Cringe.
Séamus McGowan
Sovl.
imagine both of them together whilst you watch
now post afreeka
get this man a TRVE
trannies are grim because their willies dont work
Dr House is idk, im taking a break from watching
yeah its obvious by now everybody in here is a bot. no human being is behind any of these posts. anyone who remembers how things used to be here can just tell these are bot posts now.
Not even cropping out other posts, it's just him spamming, why is he not banned?
I know the mods can just ban him every time he reappears, why don't they?!
He terrorizes other generals too
nah that's peng, greng at a stretch
watching their cocks flopping about uselessly while you shag them is kino
the bot is broken
it's stuck in the old thread
only got this image saved, globohomo is creeping on them too unfortunately. kenya needs to be nuked before they femmoids infect based mali
neoliberal bull logging in
Unedited off his Instagram btw
just get a a job
9-5
work those hours
get paid for it
build a life
Fucking hell Simon lay off the fillers.
looks like a cartoon character
is this a decent gacha?
only got this image saved
google broken?
just filter egypt and belgium
rum bloke
No I don't think so mate
bushwick based enablers are active
Literally one click mate
Watching Ruby Granger
i always thought he was a poof
grow up
cba searching another
latex girls
this guys had to do some VERY ZESTY things in his career to get to where he is
state of your life
I've been meaning to give you some recs zeidy, try to work in Akon lyrics into your posts like from Smack That specifically
good post
For years it was assumed he was a bender
So then Max Clifford planted shitloads of fake stories about him shagging female models in the News of the World, Louis Theroux covered it in his When Louis Met series
I don't think ruby can drive
I am a recovering porn addict.
hear hear
thats not kino at all
latex girl and a bob!
le whacky porn webm
grow up lads yeah?
try not to cringe impossible
rorke, with his signature trademarked hair gel, getting dressed up for monday night /brit/ posting
she lives in oxford, no point in driving here
mad to think ive probably sat in teh same bus seat at roobs
well i do hear she is in a never ending state of arrested development, so this isn't a shocker
have to go the dentist tomorrow lads
Deniggerise
pale little timmy and a pangpang
pale little timmy and a pangpang
do it yourself if you care so much. I'm waiting
dread getting told to grow up on brit
I don't have a foreskin
might move to edinbrugh to get away from the warm weather
Ruby Granger has very good Aryan physiognomy
She should have a family of 8 at least
shrink down
Bizarre post.
this anime troon pedo nigger is going to have to wait forever
corrr peng and that
I think I’ll start getting back into running again once it starts getting darker earlier
she's a sexless lesbian
Might start a gimmick where I pop the gay porn on every day
when i wake up in the morning and have a casual browse through /brit/ like reading a newspaper on the bog, i always see you sperging out spamming the whole thread overnight talking to yourself and I make sure I tell you to grow up at least once
rapelad?
average /brit/ user to his cock when walking past a school
dont get latex fetish me
isnt it like bin liner?
Actual nonce shit posted on /brit/
No one bats an eyelid
fuck's sake Janny do your job you fucking lazy tosspot
this is the peak of english civilisation.
sir kier starmer has announced that we are at war with racism
Would live there or Belfast
just witnessed a suspicious post, it was the tiktok paedo but with a US flag. we must investigate this.
gacha
vtuber
deserves to be kneecapped
Watching a lore video on the Word Bearers
well ive never been told to grow up so it must be somoene else
i have zeroed in on the dollhouse schizo freak and analysed his posts and his history through the archives. He constantly bangs on about camden town virtually every day, and I am 99% sure hes indian
Syndyy
klarc's gf
who let rorke design a shopping centre
What? No I’m just very anxious I always feel like people are judging me so if I run when it’s dark it makes me feel more comfortable
What happens there
you are here forever, so you might as well
belfast looks grim af if i had to live in ni id move to some little village with lots of greenery
rorke on the front line fighting for racism
Oh grow up you lot. An entire board to talk with anybody in the world about anything and you decide to talk about poo, trannies and porn while calling each other names like a bunch of 12 year olds.
ktim
kek
I'm lost in the middle of my birthday. I want my friends, their touch, with the earth's last love. I will take life's final offering, I will take the human's last blessing. Today my sack is empty. I have given completely whatever I had to give. In return, if I receive anything—some love, some forgiveness—then I will take it with me when I step on the boat that crosses to the festival of the wordless end.
people consume products that were not produced in england
Sir Country Defender
got to eat again today. life's relentless
How do you feel about that
youtube.com
no it's not milan, it's manchester!
uh yeah im really going to team up with trannies and mohammed to fight russia lmfao
Sir Wanker
niggas that use -- be ai frfr ong
rorke and leftypol getting bummed by rasheed and mosheed
Cor, both your arses have touched
grow up all of you fucking grow up
we can talk about your receding hairline next thread unc
oh grow up
ayo this nigga aint know the difrence between em dash and en dash :skull: :skull:
Any clues gained recently that I should know about?
get a grip and bloody grown up man
i was on the fence about whether i should grow up but then a 30 year old porn addicted tranny spamming loser on /brit/ told me to grow up and that really kickstarted my whole life
latex bums hear hear!
im 32 albeit
it's not big and it's not clever. grow up.
Feeling very racist lately.
Keep feeling the urge to scream out slurs
indian spam bot incoporatig grow up in to the script
bloody bloody grow up blody bastard benchod
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too many pillars
painted
lacks ruin value
glass shelling doesnt fit classical aesthetic
tacky overdone play-dough-like statues (is that a dragon next to a praetorian guard?) - also far too may of them
american slop 5 guys table tents
hedges underwhelming and a nuisance (which likely only serve the purpose of preventing car rammings)
not his fault but fucking hell the guy upstairs doesn't half make a racket walking about.
I'm fine with it, have a nice aesthetic peen.
That's fair, Im a small town sort of man too.
Reinhard Heydrich was so based.
yeh yeh mmhmm yuh yeh uh yeh
whose fault is it then?
they proper fucked it
do it on a crowded street
let us know how it goes
the landlord who renovated his flat and decided to add zero sound proofing.
tek dat tek dat
Just hung out with a mate and some of his mates as well
Mental how many of them were like 6'5" with perfect face structure, big wide frame, deep voices
I'm 6'0" and handsome but I felt so inferior to these absolute chads. You just can't compete unless you are Brad Pitt-tier good looking or are extremely charismatic and funny, which is hard.
She done me good.
It will be alright.
yeah fair enough
Sometimes I'll stamp on the floor for a bit just to remind the downstairs neighbour who's in charge.
tap tap tap
tek it tek it tek it
it 20x lush de lada
least gay brit post
PC gayming is too expensive for it's worth unless you're into autism games
u like willies
impossible. you cannot exceed 4x lush
this got the manlets piping up
picked up a few eggules from the cornershop just
Godwinson..
anyone else noticed that americans pronounce both as bolth. its fucking weird
qt
at this hour?
blud got two replies and decided to glaze his own post
not studying for my exams some angelic force has been protecting me this year and giving me blessing so im not stressed
the lush paradox has been solved lad
they've achieved 60x lush in scientific tests
100x lush is theoretically possible with advancements in AI
I was walking back from the pub and felt like buying some
dangerous and downright stupid
I've had a rough week. After listening to my 4 year old son regale me with the adventures of Thomas the Tank engine for 45 minutes I tapped out. I needed to do other stuff so I opened Chatgpt put it on chat introduced it to my son and then gave the phone to my son and told him to tell the computer all about Thomas and friends. After about 2 hours I went looking for my phone so I could text a friend and found my son STILL talking to Chatgpt about thomas the tank engine. The transcript is over 10k words long. My son thinks Chatgpt is the coolest train loving person in the world. The bar is set so high now I am never going to be able to compete with that.
That's called aura.
Almost done..
"canadian" paki absolutely seething lmao
jumping up and down on his footstool
I'm 6'5 but all of my mates shagged more than me because at my heart I was a vf. It can only get you so far
Cider mogs beer on certain occasions.
keep it on reddit next time
I have an extension on my YouTube that blocks Youtube shorts.
18th June 2025 will see the Triple cheeseburger, Chili Double cheeseburger and the triple chocolate cookie all removed permanently from the UK McDonald's menu.
If I lived in Edinburgh I'd wear all black with a big long trenchcoat and incel walk around all mysterious, brooding and glaring
they'll be rotten come morning
A MAN CHOOSES
A SLAVE OBEYS
KTIM but 6'4. Can't out-height your social shortcomings
Would you Liz Truss?
got the same extension on your virginity I see
do all my shopping in the corner shop
The sky belongs to me. Please Falah!
90s r&b sucks ass
I had my extension up your mum's shorts last night
caberge just bit me the fucking cunt
No. Firstly she's much older than me, and secondly she's fucking mental
Kms/Kys?
I'm talking about men who are very tall but with wide frames and masculine faces
there are plenty of tall lanky freaks who are no better off than a good looking 5'11" bloke
deep voices
I've learnt by habit speak with a high voice. I hate it but when I speak low it feels forced
Yes. Firstly she's much older than me, and secondly she's fucking mental
sent that spastic flying clear into orbit omd
sucking a willy with your anus
get catberg tossed outside
she has been defiled by the dark lords of the savanna
We have to establish a National Socialist New Order of Europe with complete expulsion of groids.
agreed, can't believe you fellas ever let shite like boys 2 men get popular
put that cunt in a casket
Please Falah!
@grok is this real or ai?
If you haven't got anything nice to post, then don't post anything at all.
raped him so hard he needs a colostomy
flung that runt straight at the wall
Sent that freak to Jasenovac
mad she might have had kamikaze kwasis jungle juice leaking out of her knickers while paying respect to are liz here
Yes. Firstly, she likes the BBC. Secondly, so do I.
Go to the gym. Analyzing. In English language.
just shitted a nigger AIDS out me arsecrack
Birdstein on a maddon
how do i get smooth shiny hair like a woman
Didn't wipe properly
Oh grow up
Eastern Russian sharmot mode on.
get some eggs
crack them into a bowl
beat them until frothy
wash your hair with them
bish bash bosh
too right hun, too much negativity these days xxxx
racism just for the sake of racism isn't funny
*scurries over on all fours and nuzzles and sniffs your arse*
I'm just saying they put an English woman in her 40s in charge of the country and the first thing she did was move a black man in to be her next door neighbour
Triple cheeseburger
good. it ruins the meat to bun ratio
bro thinks he's the racist prefect
why are you all so aggro?
Question answered.
brain damage
it's necessary *no time for caution starts playing*
I can't I can't.
Unhappy with my life so I lash out at other people
exhaling a bong rip into a baby’s face on the train
PURE SATIRE
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ktim
rorke swinging from the top of Notre Dame yelling sanctuary while Paris burns
what would happen if you posted a picture of your poo in the toilet on twitter along with @grok is this poo?
ktim
ktim
Pov. ?
i would wank
not watching that shite
Achievable. Dog!
Try it lad
here we are then
Never seasoned a pan in my life don't get it at all
and it's officially 30x lush
just seasoned my pants by shitting myself
Professor!
less praying more working, n'gubu
I POUR italian herbs into every spag bol I make, thousands of herbs into the pan
bet youve never seasoned a fanny either
the so-called asian grooming gangs
Same.
Just bought a vape I don't understand how they're getting away with selling these even though they're not refillable
Got approved for essentially free college but still cba
happy the evil people died in that terrorist attack
Banned as of yesterday
No life for you, sorry, Y.
didn't ask
clearly not since i just bought one
Rorke putting on his hot pants and running down the high street shouting "teehee chase me boys! chase me" as a joke.
Let's fight.
I'm not a bad guy for having a brief relationship with a 17 year old. Right?
heard someone speak french today
They just made them rechargeable
that's how they catch gays in egypt, then they send them to prison
Horrible.
leftypol brushing his teeth with charcoal toothpaste
the egypoor ai is annoying me
brazil is just bizarro USA. not much has to change for this to be the configuration of north and south america
None of the asian men in the grooming gang seem to think so lad you're alright
Government website says that they have to be refillable but the one I bought isn't
Sun stroke XD
white man's fault
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in ublock filters
So they catch the gays and then put them in a building filled with sexually pent up aggressive men?
Seems more like a rorke thinks fluoride will brainwash you into believing propaganda
yea but with no lube
wearing glasses that prevent blue light from reaching my delicate eyebollocks but I'm just getting pissed off over how everything is orange now
geronimo stilton
I am reading.
is it cringe if I remember the nice things people said about me and write them down and put them up on my wall
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mcafee screaming at me not to read this post
Kinda.
t. never had a bird in his smelly childhood bedroom
thank u anon here
small book he's reading
cor
Father of Europe.
I'm here for the last post
blud uses yandex
I am Batman.
phwar havent seen this fat titted bitch in a while
Haha.
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Watching you.
Bladder relief.
oi rorke, nice cup of tea ya got there