goal edish
/brit/
neoliberal bull logging in
sick to death of working with mongs and sodomites
the lunatic is in my head
think we should rebrand as "the /brit/forum"
i like it
sounds more roman, y'know?
bushwick based enablers are active
aren't you self-employed?
new gimmick: replies-earnestly-to-the-egyptian lad
you'll be seeing a LOT of me from here on out.
gottem
done me there
anime grime
when i turn 40 will the steve carell movie happen to me
goal!
imagine spending your day talking to people you hate
why does the egypt bot spam the old thread for ages and only move to the new one after 10-20 minutes
he needs to fix his shitty bot
Ethel
Go get the ice pick
That Nixon guy is on TV again
*stick my forum up your arse *
more pertinent question is, how is he still allowed to post when he's constantly breaking multiple rules?
just realised the dance scene at the end of aftersun was justa rip off of beau travail
no
because he uses a vpn you thicko
like the belgian bot
he's been programmed by the 77th brigade so mods have no choice but to let it spam and disrupt /brit/
Might watch pans labyrinth again
vgh
the /brit/ forum
where the /brit/ wagie plebeians mingle with the patrician neets
going to play the 'craft
My life has become full on Peep Show at this point. This is the police report I've written today
They're the teenagers who rang my neighbours to release me from the tiny mail room/mailbox that I was trapped in, some of you may remember from a few weeks ago
All this as a result of a letter from building directors telling me off for feeding pigeons
And also all this a day after a giant robot grabbed me like King Kong
At least I seem to have recovered from my chronic epididymitis
hobbycraft? loool feminine freak. pick up a hammer for once in your pathetic gay life
Yeah so basically what I was thinking was
different movie
anchorman?
Humble equestrian me
very least /brit/ should have its own minecraft server
you're very, VERY dim.
i accept your concession
I think this is the first Egypt bot post
desuarchive.org
Searching for posts in ‘eg’ and posts after 2025-04-30. Returning only first 5000 of 14847 results found
dey be doin summat squeakin
It just ends there.
would just be the belgian making massive BBCs out of obsidian blocks
Sandrah Oh
LOL!
What?
holy peng
it will be some dark french movie
sandra oh was in the mr bean movie so I won't hear a bad word said against her
Ew gimmick finished with then ?
chortle chortle
meanwhile your looksmatch
Thankss.
is egypt even a bot, maybe its just a mentally ill egyptian
got my sissy hypno kino on x
i don't think the egypt poster is a bot, just very schizo
he reminds me of when emmett would have random arguments with himself
Yeah.
She kind of looks like someone who has honestly. Council estate slag
i speculate that he is mentaly ill, but also insufficiently esl
I call him eGyPT
watching department Q
see kelly macdonald is walled now
sad
I love Russians.
yep
it's a goal
there's a VAR check
Go for the fifth.
and the VAR check says...
goal!
it's a 10 year old boy slowly trying to learn english in secret so he can tell american soldiers stationed overseas that his father rapes him every night
Don't know what this means
joe jackson. good songwriter. looked like a proper incel freak though.
hold on it appears that the players willy was offside
she peaked in Boardwalk Empire. I need her to read me stories while i rest my head on her lap
didn't ask
GTA V boat.
not having a wank tonight
*fulfills Ras Al Ghul's destiny*
exactly 20 minutes after the thread is created the bot starts spamming
thoughts on romanians, lads?
Safari.XD
Czech Casting is so based.
*fills Ras Al Ghul's daughter's pussy*
Don't think being incel always means you're a virgin. I, for example, turned into an incel once uni finished and my social circle quickly diminished. However I am not a virgin.
timmy's downgrade before packing his bags to thailand
Never met one but I'd love to visit Transylvania
I am a very smart man
sex sex
mad what boris, then sunak, and now the hammer blow kemi has done
absolute master class in how to blow it all as a party
whats a lewisham bin doing in fucking romania
used to live with 4, one of which i regret not shagging
just remembered how the cuck posting freak didn't know the difference between braids and dreads
whats the cheekiest fact you know?
what if the Egyptian is a sexy girl that looks like Ishizu from yugioh and she dates me and she's the daughter of a wealthy businessman so I can live an easy life mooching off their fortune?
catberg doing that thing where he has a yawn then headbutts whatever soft lodging spot he's found for himself and rubs his forehead against the fabric
the universal consensus is now that rorke was right about immigration
even leftypol isn’t pretending anymore
are carla
I can say for certain that this isn't the case
bitch has hairy legs
always make sure to eat all of my dinner, don't want it going to waste
He's gone mental
give
it
a
rest
your foot is the same length as your forearm
That's a scary cat
ugly catberg
hate the grey haired ones
looks like a giant heaving clump of dust
80k Britishers trapped in Norfolk with Rishi blocking the way out :)
Bring back Stefano times!
mental stuff happening
She's always looked rough
cor
fish fingers cheesy mash and beans for din dins lubberly jubberly
spoopy
aww drat
This Moroccan.
Total Tory Annihilation
Don't call my cat ugly thank you
if i die would anyone be able to get access to my phone?
eyebergs are being dicked down and dominated by pollenstein's girthy bbc
We need a Green Hitlerite party
Americans - big shaggers living in mansions
Brits - meek skinny runt proles
Why is this?
Butchmute.
ever woke up with your eyelids stuck together?
leftypol here. rorke was wrong.
hmm
:/
Might get right into the wellness Joe Rogan grift. Take my supplements. Cold showers. Protein shakes. Weightlifting. Got fuck all else in my life.
Master.
without immigration the economy would stagnate, just like japans has done for the last few decades
The average American salary is only $35,000 a year when you don't include the richest 1000 of us.
Most people here aren't happy
For Beowulf.
kys yourself
and yet in 2070 japan will still exist and be majority japanese
can’t say so for us
:
dude
nah they're taking in jeets and indogs
it's over
um
UM
To understand.
No time for sex only wanking. Kick em out of Britain. Thanks..
business idea: branston baked bean sauce in a bottle
average american that isnt boomer age is living paycheck to paycheck or paying off strudent debt while being a rentcuck, having roommates or living with their family
i live like a pig
The (((economy)))
rorke and his little mate
Nice pubic hairs.
Ah so this celebrity died before his time and now we must all pretend he was really charismatic
rorke is cute ngl desu senpai
racists should be cleverer than you
planet wide planet zone
lads i can't open my gmail drafts, what the actual fuck is going on
remember watching a police bodycam video of a kid who worked at autozone
he had to steal oil and an alternator to pay for his epilepsy meds that he was withdrawling from since he didnt have medical insurance, and because autozone jacks up prices so much for car parts he became a felon since it exceeded a certain amount of money
but yeah, shaggers in mansions. cool bait spainvirgin
One man changed the whole world movie. The Sickness. Egg music. Wanking.
lloyd grossman always makes me think he's a nonce when i see his face
doesn't stop me using his pasta sauces though
jeremy beadle used to shove his gammy hand into kids
Everything on google is jeetcoded, that must be why
those runt proles can walk to tescos a literal paradise for antyhing they want.
but the mansions are in the middle of nowhere 5 hrs from a walmart and will blow away in a tornado
would you hug rorke
would you love rorke
would you kiss rorke
Confrontation kms.?
Egg music. Wanking.
He really rattled you lol
joy division
the smiths
oasis
new order
bugzy malone
the fall
the happy mondays
the chemical brothers
simply red
the words you're looking for are 'thank you manchester'
my boygina aches
go home nigga
last time i used lloyd (((grossberg))) sauces was in uni some 10 years ago now
grow up
Ok. With you..
wankchester
the lads as it were
didnt really rattle me, just annoying to see the same fat dumbass spam the same exact shit in a thread i occasionally frequent
unfortunately the attention him is what feeds him, just like how he feeds the size of his waistline everyday
all irish thoughbeit
Have a shave!
Doesn't make much sense, need to elaborate
but i am in uni lad
Gets the jeets and groids enslaved, sterilised and interned.
how you coping, baldbros?
why did he do it
anyone remember that nigga from last night whom washes his hair with eggs?
What answer would satisfy you?
epilepsy from watching woyzeck
meds, now
jeremy beadle decided to not have a sit-down meal at his wedding.
he just had a small finger buffet.
The chin, Jason.
then God help you
Indian scientist. Go home.
youtubeberg keeps recommending me femboy ads and I accidentally clicked one so now they must think I do like that stuff, and I can't go and disable that ad now since they'll think I'm in denial
SHH
hes sleeping
Alri lids
yes i'm repeating words posted by a spambot that for some reason the janny allows
kek
It might be Czech porn.
Who is it?
he had to get it on
Don't forget that he's a pedophile
nth for the holodem
They are too much..
facts
God is watching.
posted it again award
Alri x
Michaela Strachan is fit.
off the vtubers me. having a tolerance break.
No he's not
Be quiet
El foxo x
how come all the corporations stopped supporting pride month?
imagine getting mindraped by an innocuous spambot that can be filtered in two seconds
i'm on the vtubers like randy bobandy is on cheeseburgers
No, I didn't.
woke is finished mate
LINK
you're a literal nonce m8 pipe down
Right..
rorke won
Screaming
thought you were trolling but it's true LOL
The old divisions of Europe don't matter any more.
It's now simply Whites vs the rest. The brown biomass
what is a "femboy ad"
idgi
bannable post
If Boris Johnson was in this thread what would you tell him?
project on heatherpedo you unlovable friendless gimp lmfao
dtfic melty
Vintage.
open the facking pubs
Come home American man
i wouldnt say anything to him. I would listen to what he had to say and that's what no one did
were in this thread*
hypothetical, subjunctive mood
okay ive posted poo and willy, it appears the captcha is uhh 'loading'...what do i do now?
You are me.
that is a webm containing a child with the watermark "aznude"
Rorke's creps
It's just too much I can't.
advocate.com
Based ALDI
sex 15
would i be lost if i haven't watched the previous 14 in the series?
Give me you.
a fat jewish traitor
Good body shot.
please come back, we need you
Nigerian pussy in the background. I think I can survive this..
woke shit was pushed by the usa deep state, trump cut all that shit out and their corpo tools followed, reminder the british gay organisation stone wall had to sack half of their staff when trump cut off their funding
Went to the shop.
Was looking for icecream.
Couldn't find any.
Politely said to a member of staff "Tá mé ag lorg uachtar reoite"
And they just said "que?"
Honestly this country is dead.
Ukraine is fighting against Communist Asia.
Bravo Six. Going dark.
irish bugger
heil Trump
the latest scranvention lads
honey, banana, biscoff spread sandwich
could easily add peanut butter or jam too
get after it
Stretch.
Is there a slow release or delayed release caffeine product?
Something I can drink or have before bed so by the time I wake up I am full caffeinated and get out of bed all ready to go and not groggy.
If there isn't please ignore this post, I have a product to copyright.
Rorke
are you the fatso that needs the government to stop you from eating so much
youtube.com
post your favourite arab nationalist songs lads
We go insane.
have a cold brew/energy drink on your bedside table
It's that easy.
hey mate what'd you mean by this exactly?
Peterski.
I think somebody is killing the Beatles
that's classified
Girls pooing.
bizarre post
at first, i was like "rah". but then, i was like "nah".
Give me the mic again.
BUYURUN BORIS’ABI
Caffeine is Semitic poison. No Aryan should drink coffee.
got over 100 filtered posts in this thread
incredible
Goran.
Brentford’s Bryan Mbeumo wants to join Manchester United, clubs set to open talks
Trvke
Sip a cold brew and tell me anyone but an A10 aryan could have invented it
why did British people stopped making good music in the 2000´s `?
what´s the story
youtu.be
A cold brew is a beer
Peterski is very strong.
what´s the story
Morning glory
wrong
himmler drank monster openly
taurine is pvre aryan
Ovni.
really tempted to join the army
why
@grok please verify this claim
Peterski eyes lids. Hah.
arctic monkeys
good
everyone stopped making good music
probably something to do with the internet
Dont care if he was a poof this is so good
youtube.com
Asking the protogfberg on a date in 8 days.
Fucking hell lads.
One mistake.
looks real to me
blitzkrieg would not have been possible without sips
new NOOOOOW
Fanta.
good luck bro. Do not tell her the truth about anything
alri x
Asian nurses.
The voice principle.
I’m so fucking bored of my life. Just working in a ware house on minimum wage
can you believe that a poo nigger was once gay
This close.
For me nicotine is worse than caffeine.
shiinalad?
Yes. Alma de deus.
FIGURED IT OUT LADS
ancient egypt = known for cryptic undecipherable hieroglyphics and imagery
egypt poster on /brit/ = ancient time travelling space alien who posts cryptic undecipherable hieroglyphics and imagery
you call paki animals asian
Based.
Cut Throat.
I am damaged.
I didn't understand.
For another shit.
Beowulf orgasm.
They are watching you.
Full stop.