buckingham palace at sunset
/brit/
zoomer 9/11
air frying a poo
scrambled eggies for lunch
why are they acting like no other type of vape exists
14km run toil done
nice and easy
want to get nightreign but everyone's saying it's shit and they'll make fun of me if i play it
What?
why does he make chuds seethe with rage?
got the 'p on
-ACK
felt like I haven't wanked in a month but I've checked my calendar and it's only been 38 minutes
conductor we have a problem
conductor we have a problem
conductor we have a problem
eating "lunch" at 10am
barely scrambling the eggs so it looks more like an egg salad sandwich filling
having just a bowl of eggs and nothing else, not even toast
rope yourself you demented freak
fatties BTFO
why dont they give all of them ozempic
feeling poo grangled
I assume this is an image from the latest viral video doing the rounds but I wouldn't know because I don't use tiktok
already had sourdough toast and peanut butter for brekkie
could cost them mobility and lead to ill health
Maybe they should lay off the munchies boxes
no jalepenos
You're slipping, egglad
my nan has been slim all her life but now that she has dementia and my fat mum is feeding her, she also ballooned in size
im not egglad, the most daring I get with my eggs is toast and brown sauce
That's not me I don't have a desktop computer.
Glad to see others enjoying eggs though.
You don't want an older person to be frail it's bad for their health.
mental that over a third of my salary would go into housing if my parents hadn't bought me a house
what about illegals? do they deny them service too or are they too cowardly to do so?
woolies roast chicken and boiled unseasoned veggies for tea (genuinely)
latest viral video
FONC
You're egglad? Then who tf is
neoliberal bull logging in
bushwick based enablers are active
she's in rude health other than her brain
only recently (she's 96) got some mobility issues and I reckon at least half of it is that her weight has nearly doubled
was perfectly fine both physically and mentally just four years ago
at that age it can go bad fast desu
poofter capital of australia
Said a little prayer for her. I love you bro. It's not easy.
been seeing some proper fine tings dressed in not very much out in town recently in the hot weather
theyre on the prowl for untamed street batons
i hope i die before i'm old
going to play the 'craft
Have you ever encountered this
timmy's lunch
very kind Polish lass who joined toil a few weeks back complimented my haircut and said it suits me
feel bad because she hasn't yet learned that the reason no one bothers with me is because I'm a despicable mentally ill cunt
Mental how mid-century modern architecture was clearly the best way forward post WW2 but instead Britain chose to build demoralising Brutalist and Post-Modern rubbish.
And yes, the latter two movements were started by you know who.
just appreciate the compliment, la
grim
I do, and I did say thanks and I think I may have smiled, I can't recall.
Shag her lad
pasta for elevenses
in m&s farting
barcon sarnie then nap time for me x
Actually hate black people so much. I hate wogs in general but blacks the most.
just got blacked in M&S
mad how often i was on a teams call camera off muted and wanking when wfh during covid
mad i didn't let out a moan and get caught
Australians be like
"Just got back from the Woolworths in Wollongong and now I'm heading to Walla Walla to eat some Tim tams"
smells like farts in m&s
grow up
interesting how you lads use "wog" for any sort of brown foreigner but here it's just for meds, bit queer ent it
Not clicking this because I'm afraid of gore or other disagreeable content
what are some funny aussie names for abos?
no gore on wsg is there
speaking of wogs
those eggs look 100% perfect don't listen to him
you're thinking of wop maybe
Nah he looks white to me
put a donk on it
she was just being nice
Did you know that young adults and very old adults are the most likely to believe in God
Data compiled by YouGov in January suggests 45% of 18 to 24-year-olds in the UK believe there is a God, or believe there are Gods. The next highest figure, 36%, is for the over-65s.
bbc.co.uk
I assume that's because increasing numbers of young adults are Muslims, Hindus, etc.
If the question only looked at Christians and non-religious people then I assume belief in God would be lowest with 18-24 year olds.
suit is too small
And yes, the latter two movements were started by you know who.
The English? Yeah
lonely birthday wank
birthday-themed porn?
The Chase Rebooted
A Bradley Walsh Production!
Am I /brit/ Posting Yet?! xD
baffling response
we say wog not wop
then you say wrong
happy birthday mate
Ivermectin is a macrocyclic lactone anthelmintic belonging to the class of avermectins. It has a potent and broad anti-parasitic spectrum at lower dose levels. It facilitates the release of GABA (gamma amino butyric acid) an inhibitory neurotransmitter.
wait what
horse paste gets you high?
Happy happy birthday to you!
In the US, wop means Italian and wog is a shortening of golliwog and thus means black person.
*sends you a naughty dubstep link*
*as soon as you open it you're just greeted with BLRUGHH RPPHPLPPHPHPHP ear rape wub wub wub wub wub*
I miss mousenonce
why
I aren't hungry but still want to eat
you called it a classic though?
didn't ask about your clownshow shitehole nation cletus
he never left out hearts
happy birthday friend!!
had a dream about my dad sucking me off and when i woke up i'd spaffed myself
get the verrucas bazuka'd
got bacon fingers
get the biomass in the dinghies
i be walking around the gym changing room barefoot with my verucca feet
dont care
where'd they get all those dinghies
can't we restrict the supply of dinghies
why do women love dogs so much?
most normal gay person
was it from playing with your tilly tackle through out the day. masturbation is a sin
not gay
dogs are based
dogs are brilliant
you know
mmmm wot a dream lol xx
i had two sexy babes in mine and when i woke up i spaffed
it's all the one dinghy but they have a long string attached to it and pull it back across the channel once the migrants get off
calling my new debut album "fragile masculinity"
I'm a billionaire
boycotting it
nigga dreamed of shagging his own dad, what the fuck
Our Father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name;
thy kingdom come,
thy will be done
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us;
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
why does the term wog have a much more negative connotation in the UK than Australia?
the lesser known sequel to Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep
because of woke
the UK and australia are different countries
fuck, really?
really like rain, me
yes, british people have dogs for pets and australians have sheep
如何
just saw seaside mark on Anon Babble
we debased its meaning by ironically applying it to borderline white people like greeks, eyeties, slavs and krauts
Pater noster, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum. Adveniat regnum tuum. Fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo et in terra. Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie, et dimitte nobis debita nostra sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris. Et ne nos inducas in tentationem, sed libera nos a malo. Amen.
Aussies have dingoes for pets
marge
(◡‿◡)
Mad how black people are actually orange
so you lads ever met someone with a noble title? or peerage or whatever the fuck you call it
Bears Aloud, a Girls Aloud Drag Artist tribute act from The Birdcage, Leeds participate in Leeds' second annual High Heel-a-thon at Victoria Quarter in Leeds (2010)
i live in an utter shit tip town and it's had an influx of poles in the early 2000s then romanians in the 2010s and now theres mystery brown people everywhere turks maybe. How fucking bad is it in those countries that they come here, and why if you were choosing to abandon your country would you choose some grim town instead of london or another big city?
cleg carp ebb
or
clap beg cry
Bet they're good craic
would probably shag the ginger if the arsehole was in decent condition (i.e. not too hairy and not too minced up)
British society is killing itself
unironically every polish person I've met in this country has been sound as fuck and a hard worker, including their women (who are often pleasant and thin)
ancient china was basically the rome of the east
worked with a load of poles in a warehouse when i was at uni all of them were nice blokes who just wanted to start a better life here
We were having a workplace diversity and inclusion session and I suggested inviting a trans guest to a team meeting because of all the hate they're getting now and the discrimination following the supreme court ruling.
My boss asked whether it should be a "middle aged fetishist in a dress or a teenage autist" and used the tr**n word. Everybody laughed. I fucking hate this country.
need a depressed gf
youtube.com
rorke on 28k a year while his aussie cousin makes 300k +cashies a year as a sparky
british white people hated each other anyway. it will be interesting to see what happens to independence movements in scotland and wales and what republicans in NI do when half the population has zero roots here and don't give a shit about the history of the place
LOL
just saw an AI video that was rather convincing
They need to start selling beer in 8 packs. 8 beers is the perfect amount. 6 sends you out for a booze cruise to get 2 more and that's not safe
Good morrow chums! What does this fine day have in store for you all?
I'm walking home from church listening to the delightful English Folk Song suite:
youtube.com
finished my xev bellringer wankeroo
got the cant pay we'll take it away on now
Yeah they work shitty jobs in factories around here but why? How bad can poland actually be? The only thing to do here is go to the retail park and watch the new spider man in the cinema.
why do catbergs lie to smack things off tables
cheeky creatures
rorke having a crisis of belief after realizing immigration suppresses the snp
ate something off my laptop keyboard and i thought it was some bread but it didn't taste like it
At Admiral's yearly staff/shareholder general meeting the female ceo had an image of ten other women on screen in order to highlight and celebrate diversity
Also one of the male senior execs was running about on stage in a wig like a twat
All the millions I've saved for them and they spend it on this. Female supremacy and rich execs spending my saved money to rent out arenas to feel like rock stars for a weekend fucking hell
they know entropy will cause it to fall eventually anyways, might as well get it out of the way
Same reasons humans do I guess
Kek TERF Island is absolutely real
Hope it was ant poison and you die
whats ant poison
Poland is amazing. Just overtook Japan for GDP per capita. I've been and they're building everywhere. I guess for a long time it was a case of making some money here so you could go back and have a nicer life. I have a Polish friend whose parents fled there in the 80s when it was still communist and had famines and starvation. Mad how far it's come since. Hardworking people, capitalism, very few blacks
what is the most accurate list of trans rates by country? this phenomenon is fascinating although disturbing
used to work for Direct Line and once a year the C-team would hold a Q&A type thing in a big conference hall at a nearby hotel and us plebs would be permitted to sit in attendance and listen to these wanks talk down to us, literally and figuratively from up upon a stage, while we made peanuts and they were all on gigantic salaries
still it was better than listening to angry customers and there were teas and coffees laid on outside the hall so that was nice
poison for ants
1st of June
16 degrees
Transgenderism is an evil paedophilic cult that must be eradicated entirely and it's advocates severely punished for the harm they have caused.
You seen the Irish adverts about reconciliation, and there are pictures of blacks representing both the loyalist and unionist sides?
not an ant am i
They receive an amount of money from the EU comparable to what Germany puts in, it's not hard to get rich when a whole continent is uplifting you at considerable expense
never wanking again
omdz rorke actually went and done it
Brighton man sentenced for online sex offences targeting Filipina child
Getting my Deathly Hallows tattoo coverup this wednesday lads
What should I replace it with
feels like you never hear much about h-dubya bush, he's kind of one of the forgotten yank presidents isnt he
Bacon scranwich down the gob
how do forens learn such good english
a tranny flag
2 dead
559 arrested
mostly peaceful
massive swastika
Died seven years ago you insensitive prick
At least 21 people have been killed in Gaza as they went to receive aid from an Israeli-backed foundation, according to a nearby hospital run by the Red Cross.
The hospital, which received the bodies, said another 175 people had been wounded in the incident in Rafah on Sunday morning.
A death and rebirth. A jump into the Abyss. Visions of a tropical Paradise. The alchemical mixture of elements ("energies combined"); figuratively cocaine (white) and heroin (black?). Marilyn and Jesus, archetypal forms from an eternal reality.
the gf is volunteering at the local migrant hotel for her DofE
Here about him alot in real CHVD circles. Most of the old school chuds consider him to be the last real president
The British media is just actively evil and deceptive at this point
Never been to Poland in my life but would like to visit
Would also like to see the Baltics before they are Vatniked
what's wrong with french people.......
dadstein sent me like 500 videos of this. the boomerwaffen is ready to cleanse EVROPA
The sun and the moon. How day follows night. How God has done it all.
Hope they invade while you're over there and you get sent to the salt mines
yea, "french"
sad only two of them are dead
lazy bastard
Paris has Fallen
Why did the media spend so much time on that driver in Liverpool whose car was being attacked by scousers and yet there are terror attacks carried out by muslim and other migrants across Europe every week in which people actually die and those are ignored?
Plus you know some of them scousers jumped in front of the car. Only way to keep your PIP and ESA now Labour are making it harder to get disability bennies
Honestly our roadmen are so passive compared with the ghouls they've got in the banlieues
Nieces in gym shorts
Didn't know they could lie down, thought they had to stand up constantly
:(
yeah i thought they were fake also the loyalist and unionist sides are the same people
I love horses so much please pet him for me
I unironically saw an indian saying 'UK has fallen' on twitter the other day and it made me chuckle
got caprica on
outrageous what will he say next
horsborge
lmao go outside you fucking spastic
Sikh neighbours invited the whole family round l guess they're blessing their new house or some shit having a party
why do the british media report Uk news more than european news? is that your question?
also find me 52 terror attacks carried out by muslims in europe in the past year
now
Football is no longer considered a civilised game in France anymore, and most French prefer rugby.
of course they do, for rest and for sleep
this little man instantly lies down when in the box, since he knows he’ll won’t be disturbed
will do
Sir Jewish Wife
The French, historically known for not at all loving a good kick off or riot. Honestly, I am shocked.
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caberge walked on my keyboard pressed ctrl f and wrote that
thanks
not even english
what a retard
it was all arabs and wogs
you don't see that shit for rugby victories (the white man's sport)
i do NOT want windows 11
The fate of the late.
don't have it then
get a mac
when i see a catberg in the street i think to myself
based catberge
Peace.
nothing tastes as good as skinny feels x
How many times
Install Linux, Rorke
i ALWAYS stop to pet catbergs on the street and they ALWAYS oblige because they like me :)
cuckingham palace
Sabrina Carpenter presents new juno position xx
They like me more :)
saw one today, he ran away under a car
That weirdo's petting all the cats again
love seeing them plod along x
proper love animals me tbf
She could have had it all
She could have been the girl all the guys want
Instead she decided to become overtly female and LGBT coded and Sydney has won the battle decisively
Motherless.
no they dont :(
get the mosques built
get the schools Islamised
get the supermarkets halaled
flyberg just clocked in for a long day of buzztoil
My dick is real.
just remembered russell brand used to shag katy perry
in my head I pronounce caberge exactly like those fancy russian eggs
No it isn’t
Be quiet
Piss on the Norwegain.
This isn't us.
Cash ISA: 56k
Bonds: 23k
Stocks and Shares ISA: 16k
Lifetime ISA: 8k
Pension: 14k
catbergé
people who care:
catburge
the quiet and misunderstood British Roadman in its natural habitat
premium bonds: 50k
cash isa: 70k
no pension as im an alcoholic and will undoubtedly die before im 55
What?
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You are me.
??? Why?