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I feel this one is destined to be deleted

shrooms are fun and all but the fact that they come with feeling sick in your stomach really ruins it for me. i'd genuinely rather smoke a joint. that being said, weed 2.0 (smoking weed while on shrooms) is one of the most heavenly experiences i've ever gone through. can't recommend it since it's a little dangerous with how easy it is to green out but maaaaaan it was something else

I never thought Taytay was all that hot. She's cute, sure, but not gorgeous or anything

shrooms are one of my least favourite psychedelics but they get a pass because they literally grow out of the earth

The FBI is not supposed to be a politically partisan organization, at least on paper

My arse is full of farts

who the heck is that

Weed is actually a good treatment for nausea, but you're not supposed to combine them for the sake of being cross faded, just take like a small amount of weed to help deal with the nausea.

FBI director

Made the mistake of looking up my elementary school girlfriend. She is unrecognizable except the eyes but she has a kid and I hope she's happy

Oh

oh her? yeah we fucked

now i wanna do shrooms and benadryl

Why do you have a girlfriend in elementary school you suck fuck

Mfs will really ask /cum/ if being a normal human and craving emotional connection instead of meaningless one night stands makes them a homogay
Society is so evil to give young men these thoughts

Whitest american on the planet

I usually took it when I was coming down from the shrooms, so I wasn't doing any kind of weed to medicate the nausea. For the nausea I was doing the lemonade trick where you grind up the shrooms and add it to lemonade, the acidity breaks up some of the stuff that makes your body do the poison response

you suck fuck

Sneed

She looks ran through so not surprising
T'was when I was in elementary school

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

at toil hemorrhoids bristling

Gukesh beat Magnus

Let's both take Benadryl and see if we can communicate to each other telepathically

Let an insaneo nasty one rip on the massage beds im so sorry to the maam next to me

What do you cook for lunch? I think I'll make one of those Japanese hamburgers that is just the meat, I don't want to go to the store to get bread.

i eat salisbury steak and mashed potatoes

Thats just a hamburger steak

at what age is too late to turn things around

is never too late

When you are dead

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

do bicycles really have 16 gears to choose from wtf

@gork is this true

not 16 gears but speeds
there's a few gears on the crank and some on the rear axle

that one in the back is 18 speed (18 gears) and yes old bikes had more gear options. new bikes are typically 7 speed

the brazilian posting some random dudes pic is kinda pathetic

I drive a FIXIE to my job at VICE in WILLIAMSBURG

pooping

that's a bike prize from roll up the rim. if you won a bike on roll up the rim this was one of them

the brazilian posting some random dudes pic is kinda pathetic

that is actually me the fuck are you talking about??????

How about roll up the rimjob to win

I had four poached eggs on toast due to being low on groceries

not posting pic with timestamp

sorry bud, that aint you

one, two, cha, cha, cha.

terrone and jason post their faces without timestamps so it's safe to assume it's not them?

i dont get it. I've only ever owned my no-shifting bicycle where you can still pedal backwards

don't worry about it

I want to touch her arse

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she's all skin and bones. no meat

watching destiny

destiny is back bros, stream is juicy today

arsch, arse

German is so hard…

ihr Arschlochhaar ist blond

LOL

She’s put on some weight recently she’s a bunda monster now

might as well watch your wife getting fucked

let's see it then

wtf how did we post about destiny at the same time

Lovely
I wonder if she’s particularly hairy down there

is that gaylor dwift?

Lovely

I wonder if she’s particularly hairy down there

Was meinst du???????? Blond Muschi Haare?????????????

life is sweet

Fräulein Swift, eine Locke Ihres blonden Arschlochhaars, bitte…

Taylor Swift, the famous artist. I went to her Eras Tour last year.

its raining cumbums

ein wunderschöner dichter busch krauser blonder muschihaare

She’s put on some weight recently she’s a bunda monster now

magst du arisches arsch???????? danke tschüss bitte

15

i cant stop eating

cant stop farting

Yummmmm

KÖK SEHR GUT BRÜDI!!!

krauser?!

one could say it was... destiny

that's small. NEXT

my bike is tuned up and on the highest gear I bike at 40 km/h and speed in school zones.

Got approved for the max amount of student aid and the state government is going to give me 7k in grants per year. Dont even know what to go for though it all seems pointless

Warum hat Herr Krause eine Glatze?
Weil Neger krauses Haar haben.

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You know how in chess, trading pieces is something that happens all the time in pretty much any game? I wonder how often that happens in real war. Like "we need to move in this unit and let them get killed so that we can move in this other unit". But nobody ever talks about things like that because everyone wants to believe that every soldiers life is equally valued and inexpendable

fifth grade epiphanies

thats common strategy

Show me an example in modern time

the movie paths of glory

the first gulf war they told those niggas 75% of them were dead meat. it didn’t turn out that way but that’s what they prepared for

How Russia sacrificially threw the Wagner penal battalion mercs into the Bakhmut meatgrinder, while they were still trying to get their real military organized

Must be mentally agonizing
Why do mercenaries agree to that

LINK. PROTECT THEM ALL

first wave of the normandy landings

Anyone here experienced with car buying? I'm in a rough spot. I had an old car that I got for extremely cheap it had 290k miles on it but drove like a champion with no problems for an entire year. It was still driving great but a drunk driver crashed into it while it was parked and wrecked it. Total loss.

I'm at weird place where I'm going to get absolutely raped on financing. Trying to decide between getting a newer used car ~20k and putting a bigger down payment on it to try and get payments that aren't horrid. But then it feels kind of dumb spending so much on a car that already has tens of thousands of miles on it.

My other option is doing same thing and buying a shitbox for the full price in cash and avoiding borrowing/loans/car payments. But then I'm worried it will not last long/have too many issues and end up costing me more in the long run.

What would you do in my shoes?

mfs in cum just realized chess strategies can be used in real life situations

LOL

Wasn't like half the Soviet strategies in WW2 just throwing in loads of men

erect penis battalion

more like throwing loads in men

The penile battalion ran a train on your mom

Penal battalion vs vaginal battalion

pasos prohibidos y bien hot at the baile
it’s a Mexican boy summer I can already feel it

Mercs are usually paid pretty handsomely. I don’t think I’d sign up for such a risky job for a cause as petty as a bit of money, but to each his own

Goodnight(4:37pm)

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If you don’t have a job in which car based status signalling matters, I’d say you should probably just go for a used ‘moderate shitbox’ that’s from a brand with a reputation for reliability, and old enough to have lost the ‘drove off the lot’ depreciation, but not yet falling apart. Sweet spot is probably something like five to ten years old.

But then the used car market has also been retarded since covid, so I don’t really understand how things work anymore in terms of pricing

Thanks. What I've seen is mostly even at cars that are around 10ish years old, you're looking at 100,000+ miles and still a price of about $15 - 16k. Which at that point feels like maybe worth just going up to $21k range with newer cars that have way less milage/potential for spotty history

is this true

what the fuck you’re getting robbed blind. where do you live. use kbb

No, Peruvian women are beautiful. Look up Isabella Merced

I have a savings account called Shlomo's shekel stash where I put the average monthly costs of a car and according to my commute/travel on bike, which I use on bike repairs only. and then I take 2 overseas vacations a year on it, and still have money left over. thoughts?

how long before a tvjanny flips their shit and bans that poster for a month for being off topic

I heard she has started dressing like a dyke, has a deeper, more raspy voice than she did 12 months ago, and is doing something strange with her hair

Honestly I want to just rot in bed my life is over

why?

that's doable

I lost my car and my only prospects is working at a summer camp

The only character development Zelda has had was eating diamonds and becoming a dragon

sybau

never played zelda

MY FAVORITE GAME IS MAJORA'S MASK

too busy getting molested?

too busy clapping your mum actually

Yes but that's because she's a sex trafficked starlet like 95% of kids who enter Hollywood, not because she's Peruvian

To become an immortal dragon is to lose ones self

I get free housing
I get free transportation but I will live in bum fuck Maine

never cared much for chinese takeout

I truly wish you could remove your finger and toe nails like laser hair removal. I'm so tired of clipping this shit

pavarti patel

of course you can make your nails stop growing, one of my uncles had them pulled out as a form of torture for not paying a debt and the nails never grew back.

Doctors can surgically remove your nails and then apply a chemical to kill the nail bed. It’s just a really bad idea to do that without good reason, like a chronic ingrown toenail. We have nails for a reason. You’re like a mild version of those weirdos who fantasize about getting limbs amputated so they can become the wheelchair user of their dreams.

Okay, what's the minimum amount of money you think you'd need to pay to a couple in order to be able to ask the guy if you can fuck his wife and they'd both enthusiastically accept?

one of my uncles had them pulled out as a form of torture for not paying a debt

jeez louise

talking about weird fantasies like mutilation, I usually fantasize about the day of my death, I imagine that everyone will feel sad that I died.

about 3.50

china would absolutely beat the us in a war (barring nukes) and that makes me mad

no they wouldn't
no it doesn't

OK I've decided my approach. Just gonna go buy some 2 or 3 thousand dollar shitbox and call it a day. Like a Honda civic or Toyota corolla or some shit. If it even gets me to work and back for a month i will have already made more than my money back. Even if it doesn't it won't really break me just be a minor annoyance really. Seems easier too than dealing with all these nigger car salesmen. Just call ahead say I want x piece of shit car, pay full value in cash and hopefully be driving away in under 90 minutes. No time wasting no bullshit just take my money give me a car that drives and will for at least a month or two without any crazy issues. I'm burned out looking for cars and I can't afford to keep missing work or paying for uber and lyft rides constantly.
Thanks you were right. Kbb found all sorts of really cheap old cars. I'm sure they at least drive most of them hopefully

pendejo

I imagine for a couple who are genuinely in love, it'd need to be life changing money.

No one wants to share their thoughts on my shekel stash I see. They couldn't respond without sounding mad I guess.

No one wants to share their thoughts on my shekel stash I see. They couldn't respond without sounding mad I guess.

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Anyone here play Heros Adventure: road to passion? It's a pretty fun little chink game but the translation is poor and there's some annoying bugs

I know

I love you anyways

Sat down and leaked a little pee pee

the 40mg of THC are starting to hit

That's a pretty high dose
I have a high tolerance myself but I'd probably go for 25 tops

Cannot stop hiccupping. I looked up like 7 different cures and still nothing has happened

Masturbation helps

boo!

yeah it's overrated. when you say this to goyslop lovers they rage and claim you've just never had "good" chinese food. it's all generic crap.

Farts don’t care about your feelings

anyone else come into wealth in their mid 20s?
feels good
will never have to worry about struggling to survive ever

So, I've been into cosplay for a while now, and today I decided to dress up as Asuka from Evangelion. I was just chilling in my room, looking at myself in the mirror, when my dad barges in without knocking. He sees me in the tight school uniform and the wig, and his eyes fucking light up.

He starts stuttering, trying to play it cool, but I can see the boner tenting his pants. He tries to play it off, saying something like, "Oh, you look nice, son," but his voice is all shaky. I'm just standing there, frozen, not sure what to do. He takes a step closer, and I can smell the beer on his breath. He reaches out and touches my arm, and I swear to god, I feel his hand trembling.

He leans in and whispers, "You know, you look really hot like this," and I'm just fucking grossed out. He tries to kiss me, and I push him off, telling him to get the fuck out. He leaves, but not before giving me one last look that makes my skin crawl.

Now I'm just sitting here, trying to process what the fuck just happened. I love cosplaying, but I think I'm gonna stop for a while.

Anyone else have a similar experience? How do I deal with this fucked-up situation? Pic is me.

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Buy the ticket, take the ride.

a woman better have typed this post out

With that attitude you'll be living on the streets by 30. Don't squander your opportunity.

hahah

Damn man I am on 7.5mg (I get 15mg gummies and I cut them in two) I am feeling good. Most I have ever done take a whole. I feel like I would pass out if I took anymore.

I bought a house at 22 and I think I'm doing well but the rest is garbage that is in my brain.

I bought a house

pics

have you ever gotten on the Big Red Bus

those london ones? yea

it is a concrete square like all the houses in mexico

idk how you survived going to london. i had a london layover and it was pure hell

not mine, show pic

I know a former army nurse that served in war in desert shitholes.
She went to India and wanted out of the country before she even made it out the airport.

It was in Greater London. Got family in a town called Enfield. The only time I had trouble getting in and around London was for the Coronation.

I'm not going to dox myself again

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did you wear the maple leaf shirt

No. I had a maroon hoodie.

Coronation Street

Fun fact: Canadian soldiers ride moose into battle

sovl....

it's a three moose night

Seems like my boss might be getting sued
Time to look for a new job

I saw moose irl

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LMFAO BROOOOOOOO
I HIT THE GRIDDY ON THESE NIGGAS

These are a tasty snack.

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What a sin

Same here, I saw dozens when I visited Alaska

my doctor said I'm a beast :)

women talk a big game but as soon as you leave them to their own devises they are fucking up royally, non-stop. they can barely pay rent themselves and as soon as the littlest inconvenience happens they lose their minds. women really do need men to prevent them from turning into total basket cases.

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/cum/

like semen

call me dad cause Im fuckin ur mum

feels like /cum/ is dying

What's the point in trying to fix my life if I can only get 13 an hour jobs because I don't have a car and that won't cover car payments or insurance

Look at them boobies
yummy

killed by schizos and foreigners

Sell your ass online

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it's a bit boring isn't it

I can't really work a job in the fields I have skills in which is landscaping and basic carpentry

Feeling shleepy despite getting like 10 hours of sleep and drinking a big mug of covfefe. Lord give my strength (energy). I'm thinking I should force myself to go to the park.

i said forget about it cuh

ok what do you guys want to talk about

Anxiety brain is starting up, but I'm self aware so hopefully no spiraling. Need to distract myself.

im staying up till 2am to watch wwe

What's your favorite racial slur

Icelandic anon waiting room ...

just sent an email to a politician
gonna get to the bottom of all this

Did you actually send something to your MP? I tried that once and it did fuck all.

Party. XD

N

What was the email about?

Full stop. No, lad. South African ID drink.

based

Hello, my friend! Do post in all generals on Anon Babble?

Every thread I replied to on Anon Babble died...

nigger is the greatest slur of all time, i don't think another slur even comes close

People complain about chatjeetp being yellow but everything produced in the last decade has had a yellow tint

Switch places.

Wow your posts must have been terrible and made everyone cringe and stop posting

Shut up you cunt! Tada. I swear it.

My druggy uncle fucked up his back probably permanently from fent stancing

In what respect is it fucked up permanently

Fuck you, motherfucker!

That's sad. How did he get addicted to drugs?

Just sucks that I will have to work 13.50 an hour because there is no way for me get a job anywhere else because I live in a city with zero transit or anything in walking or biking distance

Hes stuck in a hunched position
Who knows.

fishhead

porch monkey

What's a rpg where you get to play as an interesting race

true

Maybe get a job at Disneyland or some other theme park.

Is it soy to say "beverage" in place of "drink"? Shit unironically irks me to no end

What about libation

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parents are arguing again

I think I'll distract myself by reading our book. I have to catch up. Going to have a fap first.

i shorten it to bev

does he ever talk about why he does fent?

baldurs gate 3

still can't believe schizojeet got banned

there are no black people in canada

Im reading *trainspotting* and the author keeps saying “us” instead of “I”. Your post reminded me of this.

qrd?

That’s pretty common in the Scottish dialect

banned for spamming

Interesting. I've only seen the film. I just said our because it's a book I'm reading with someone else. That's why I need to catch up.

hell yeah it's raining hard

This is Joseph Stalin’s granddaughter LOL

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No of course not. I have to imagine it's made his life a nightmare

and?

Bitch lives in the USA and a toy gun is the best she can do

Fuck you mean and? She's a freak!!

HOW CAN SHE SLAP ME

xD

It's cum not gcum

fum is chum

Was?!

I'm on a cocktail of drugs

Should I retire in Ukraine

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And my kids, they don't help either. The other day I told my kid. I said, 'Someday you'll have children of your own.' He said, 'So will you.

With sex I've had it up to here. Not lately though

Olga is kind of an ugly name but something about those slav girls makes it work

zamina mina

Can someone explain to me why black men have such bigger penises than white men?

that's how science made them

Is Ukraine the new Thailand or something? Or is it just bumfight propaganda?

N

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Nah its just a slow day

The joke is that the algorithm decided to serve me an old pre-bumfight video

what's up lil shitters

im doing a tefl course and im on the last assignment
almost done
tryna think if there's another useful certification i can get that i can work on in my spare time

Oh you know, this and that

I thought about killing myself this morning but I didn't do it yet.

word on the street is you beat that jeet

What?

How many jeets do you work with at Tim Hortons? Are you the token white guy?

You look a bit like a famous German streamer.

let's just say that he's streetshitting in another realm

The Jumpscare.

I work with foreigners workers but none of them seem to be Jeets but they all speak Arabic.

Forget it Jake, it's Jeettown

this whole iran thing is a scam
it's just a way for them to extort the us by threatening to have a nuclear bomb
what the american government should just say is that if you use a nuke on another country we'll nuke you in turn

alhamdulillah

Then Russia, China, NK and perhaps Israel will start lobbing nukes around and that'll be the point when Jesus Christ returns.

Tiny Israel beat your country in all military conflicts.

Mutually assured destruction is already expected thoughbeit

you have discovered the elusive paki

One of them might be redditleaf

to even think of nuclear weapons is so miserable
man created these dreaded weapons and will one day destroy themselves with it
nuclear proliferation in the middle east isnt so far off

what the american government should just say is that if you use a nuke on another country we'll nuke you in turn

That's a given, naturally
But the only reason any country would drop a nuke ever, is if they see it as their final option. And USA and Israel are probably still holding out hope for a regime change.

someone bake the new

ta

And the remnants of humanity would probably start a arms race immediately to be the first ones to remake nukes and take over the world

Why is Albertan separatism becoming a more talked about issue?

New

I-i don't care about it, though!

Lmao