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I feel this one is destined to be deleted
shrooms are fun and all but the fact that they come with feeling sick in your stomach really ruins it for me. i'd genuinely rather smoke a joint. that being said, weed 2.0 (smoking weed while on shrooms) is one of the most heavenly experiences i've ever gone through. can't recommend it since it's a little dangerous with how easy it is to green out but maaaaaan it was something else
I never thought Taytay was all that hot. She's cute, sure, but not gorgeous or anything
shrooms are one of my least favourite psychedelics but they get a pass because they literally grow out of the earth
The FBI is not supposed to be a politically partisan organization, at least on paper
My arse is full of farts
who the heck is that
Weed is actually a good treatment for nausea, but you're not supposed to combine them for the sake of being cross faded, just take like a small amount of weed to help deal with the nausea.
FBI director
Made the mistake of looking up my elementary school girlfriend. She is unrecognizable except the eyes but she has a kid and I hope she's happy
Oh
oh her? yeah we fucked
now i wanna do shrooms and benadryl
Why do you have a girlfriend in elementary school you suck fuck
Mfs will really ask /cum/ if being a normal human and craving emotional connection instead of meaningless one night stands makes them a homogay
Society is so evil to give young men these thoughts
Whitest american on the planet
I usually took it when I was coming down from the shrooms, so I wasn't doing any kind of weed to medicate the nausea. For the nausea I was doing the lemonade trick where you grind up the shrooms and add it to lemonade, the acidity breaks up some of the stuff that makes your body do the poison response
you suck fuck
Sneed
She looks ran through so not surprising
T'was when I was in elementary school
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
at toil hemorrhoids bristling
Gukesh beat Magnus
Let's both take Benadryl and see if we can communicate to each other telepathically
Let an insaneo nasty one rip on the massage beds im so sorry to the maam next to me
What do you cook for lunch? I think I'll make one of those Japanese hamburgers that is just the meat, I don't want to go to the store to get bread.
i eat salisbury steak and mashed potatoes
Thats just a hamburger steak
at what age is too late to turn things around
is never too late
bitch niggas
When you are dead
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
do bicycles really have 16 gears to choose from wtf
@gork is this true
not 16 gears but speeds
there's a few gears on the crank and some on the rear axle
that one in the back is 18 speed (18 gears) and yes old bikes had more gear options. new bikes are typically 7 speed
the brazilian posting some random dudes pic is kinda pathetic
I drive a FIXIE to my job at VICE in WILLIAMSBURG
pooping
that's a bike prize from roll up the rim. if you won a bike on roll up the rim this was one of them
the brazilian posting some random dudes pic is kinda pathetic
that is actually me the fuck are you talking about??????
How about roll up the rimjob to win
I had four poached eggs on toast due to being low on groceries
not posting pic with timestamp
sorry bud, that aint you
one, two, cha, cha, cha.
terrone and jason post their faces without timestamps so it's safe to assume it's not them?
i dont get it. I've only ever owned my no-shifting bicycle where you can still pedal backwards
don't worry about it
I want to touch her arse
she's all skin and bones. no meat
watching destiny
destiny is back bros, stream is juicy today
arsch, arse
German is so hard…
ihr Arschlochhaar ist blond
LOL
She’s put on some weight recently she’s a bunda monster now
might as well watch your wife getting fucked
let's see it then
wtf how did we post about destiny at the same time
Lovely
I wonder if she’s particularly hairy down there
is that gaylor dwift?
Lovely
I wonder if she’s particularly hairy down there
Was meinst du???????? Blond Muschi Haare?????????????
life is sweet
Fräulein Swift, eine Locke Ihres blonden Arschlochhaars, bitte…
Taylor Swift, the famous artist. I went to her Eras Tour last year.
its raining cumbums
ein wunderschöner dichter busch krauser blonder muschihaare
She’s put on some weight recently she’s a bunda monster now
magst du arisches arsch???????? danke tschüss bitte
15
i cant stop eating
cant stop farting
Yummmmm
KÖK SEHR GUT BRÜDI!!!
krauser?!
one could say it was... destiny
that's small. NEXT
my bike is tuned up and on the highest gear I bike at 40 km/h and speed in school zones.
Got approved for the max amount of student aid and the state government is going to give me 7k in grants per year. Dont even know what to go for though it all seems pointless
Warum hat Herr Krause eine Glatze?
Weil Neger krauses Haar haben.
You know how in chess, trading pieces is something that happens all the time in pretty much any game? I wonder how often that happens in real war. Like "we need to move in this unit and let them get killed so that we can move in this other unit". But nobody ever talks about things like that because everyone wants to believe that every soldiers life is equally valued and inexpendable
fifth grade epiphanies
thats common strategy
Show me an example in modern time
the movie paths of glory
I don't know anything about chess. Faggy boomer game.
the first gulf war they told those niggas 75% of them were dead meat. it didn’t turn out that way but that’s what they prepared for
How Russia sacrificially threw the Wagner penal battalion mercs into the Bakhmut meatgrinder, while they were still trying to get their real military organized
Must be mentally agonizing
Why do mercenaries agree to that
LINK. PROTECT THEM ALL
first wave of the normandy landings
Anyone here experienced with car buying? I'm in a rough spot. I had an old car that I got for extremely cheap it had 290k miles on it but drove like a champion with no problems for an entire year. It was still driving great but a drunk driver crashed into it while it was parked and wrecked it. Total loss.
I'm at weird place where I'm going to get absolutely raped on financing. Trying to decide between getting a newer used car ~20k and putting a bigger down payment on it to try and get payments that aren't horrid. But then it feels kind of dumb spending so much on a car that already has tens of thousands of miles on it.
My other option is doing same thing and buying a shitbox for the full price in cash and avoiding borrowing/loans/car payments. But then I'm worried it will not last long/have too many issues and end up costing me more in the long run.
What would you do in my shoes?
mfs in cum just realized chess strategies can be used in real life situations
LOL
penal battalion
Wasn't like half the Soviet strategies in WW2 just throwing in loads of men
erect penis battalion
more like throwing loads in men
The penile battalion ran a train on your mom
Penal battalion vs vaginal battalion
pasos prohibidos y bien hot at the baile
it’s a Mexican boy summer I can already feel it
Mercs are usually paid pretty handsomely. I don’t think I’d sign up for such a risky job for a cause as petty as a bit of money, but to each his own
Goodnight(4:37pm)
If you don’t have a job in which car based status signalling matters, I’d say you should probably just go for a used ‘moderate shitbox’ that’s from a brand with a reputation for reliability, and old enough to have lost the ‘drove off the lot’ depreciation, but not yet falling apart. Sweet spot is probably something like five to ten years old.
But then the used car market has also been retarded since covid, so I don’t really understand how things work anymore in terms of pricing
Thanks. What I've seen is mostly even at cars that are around 10ish years old, you're looking at 100,000+ miles and still a price of about $15 - 16k. Which at that point feels like maybe worth just going up to $21k range with newer cars that have way less milage/potential for spotty history
is this true
what the fuck you’re getting robbed blind. where do you live. use kbb
No, Peruvian women are beautiful. Look up Isabella Merced
I have a savings account called Shlomo's shekel stash where I put the average monthly costs of a car and according to my commute/travel on bike, which I use on bike repairs only. and then I take 2 overseas vacations a year on it, and still have money left over. thoughts?
how long before a tvjanny flips their shit and bans that poster for a month for being off topic
I heard she has started dressing like a dyke, has a deeper, more raspy voice than she did 12 months ago, and is doing something strange with her hair
Honestly I want to just rot in bed my life is over
why?
that's doable
I lost my car and my only prospects is working at a summer camp
The only character development Zelda has had was eating diamonds and becoming a dragon
sybau
never played zelda
MY FAVORITE GAME IS MAJORA'S MASK
too busy getting molested?
too busy clapping your mum actually
Yes but that's because she's a sex trafficked starlet like 95% of kids who enter Hollywood, not because she's Peruvian
To become an immortal dragon is to lose ones self
I get free housing
I get free transportation but I will live in bum fuck Maine
never cared much for chinese takeout
I truly wish you could remove your finger and toe nails like laser hair removal. I'm so tired of clipping this shit
pavarti patel
of course you can make your nails stop growing, one of my uncles had them pulled out as a form of torture for not paying a debt and the nails never grew back.
Doctors can surgically remove your nails and then apply a chemical to kill the nail bed. It’s just a really bad idea to do that without good reason, like a chronic ingrown toenail. We have nails for a reason. You’re like a mild version of those weirdos who fantasize about getting limbs amputated so they can become the wheelchair user of their dreams.
Okay, what's the minimum amount of money you think you'd need to pay to a couple in order to be able to ask the guy if you can fuck his wife and they'd both enthusiastically accept?
one of my uncles had them pulled out as a form of torture for not paying a debt
jeez louise
talking about weird fantasies like mutilation, I usually fantasize about the day of my death, I imagine that everyone will feel sad that I died.
about 3.50
china would absolutely beat the us in a war (barring nukes) and that makes me mad
no they wouldn't
no it doesn't
OK I've decided my approach. Just gonna go buy some 2 or 3 thousand dollar shitbox and call it a day. Like a Honda civic or Toyota corolla or some shit. If it even gets me to work and back for a month i will have already made more than my money back. Even if it doesn't it won't really break me just be a minor annoyance really. Seems easier too than dealing with all these nigger car salesmen. Just call ahead say I want x piece of shit car, pay full value in cash and hopefully be driving away in under 90 minutes. No time wasting no bullshit just take my money give me a car that drives and will for at least a month or two without any crazy issues. I'm burned out looking for cars and I can't afford to keep missing work or paying for uber and lyft rides constantly.
Thanks you were right. Kbb found all sorts of really cheap old cars. I'm sure they at least drive most of them hopefully
pendejo
I imagine for a couple who are genuinely in love, it'd need to be life changing money.
No one wants to share their thoughts on my shekel stash I see. They couldn't respond without sounding mad I guess.
No one wants to share their thoughts on my shekel stash I see. They couldn't respond without sounding mad I guess.
Anyone here play Heros Adventure: road to passion? It's a pretty fun little chink game but the translation is poor and there's some annoying bugs
I know
I love you anyways
Sat down and leaked a little pee pee
the 40mg of THC are starting to hit
That's a pretty high dose
I have a high tolerance myself but I'd probably go for 25 tops
Cannot stop hiccupping. I looked up like 7 different cures and still nothing has happened
Masturbation helps
boo!
yeah it's overrated. when you say this to goyslop lovers they rage and claim you've just never had "good" chinese food. it's all generic crap.
Farts don’t care about your feelings
anyone else come into wealth in their mid 20s?
feels good
will never have to worry about struggling to survive ever
Lady Gaga has a very shapely pair of hips. Hnnnngggg
So, I've been into cosplay for a while now, and today I decided to dress up as Asuka from Evangelion. I was just chilling in my room, looking at myself in the mirror, when my dad barges in without knocking. He sees me in the tight school uniform and the wig, and his eyes fucking light up.
He starts stuttering, trying to play it cool, but I can see the boner tenting his pants. He tries to play it off, saying something like, "Oh, you look nice, son," but his voice is all shaky. I'm just standing there, frozen, not sure what to do. He takes a step closer, and I can smell the beer on his breath. He reaches out and touches my arm, and I swear to god, I feel his hand trembling.
He leans in and whispers, "You know, you look really hot like this," and I'm just fucking grossed out. He tries to kiss me, and I push him off, telling him to get the fuck out. He leaves, but not before giving me one last look that makes my skin crawl.
Now I'm just sitting here, trying to process what the fuck just happened. I love cosplaying, but I think I'm gonna stop for a while.
Anyone else have a similar experience? How do I deal with this fucked-up situation? Pic is me.
Buy the ticket, take the ride.
a woman better have typed this post out
With that attitude you'll be living on the streets by 30. Don't squander your opportunity.
hahah
Damn man I am on 7.5mg (I get 15mg gummies and I cut them in two) I am feeling good. Most I have ever done take a whole. I feel like I would pass out if I took anymore.
I bought a house at 22 and I think I'm doing well but the rest is garbage that is in my brain.
I bought a house
pics
have you ever gotten on the Big Red Bus
those london ones? yea
it is a concrete square like all the houses in mexico
idk how you survived going to london. i had a london layover and it was pure hell
not mine, show pic
I know a former army nurse that served in war in desert shitholes.
She went to India and wanted out of the country before she even made it out the airport.
It was in Greater London. Got family in a town called Enfield. The only time I had trouble getting in and around London was for the Coronation.
I'm not going to dox myself again
did you wear the maple leaf shirt
No. I had a maroon hoodie.
pendejo
pussy
Coronation Street
Fun fact: Canadian soldiers ride moose into battle
sovl....
it's a three moose night
Seems like my boss might be getting sued
Time to look for a new job
I saw moose irl
LMFAO BROOOOOOOO
I HIT THE GRIDDY ON THESE NIGGAS
These are a tasty snack.
What a sin
Same here, I saw dozens when I visited Alaska
my doctor said I'm a beast :)
women talk a big game but as soon as you leave them to their own devises they are fucking up royally, non-stop. they can barely pay rent themselves and as soon as the littlest inconvenience happens they lose their minds. women really do need men to prevent them from turning into total basket cases.
/cum/
like semen
call me dad cause Im fuckin ur mum
feels like /cum/ is dying
What's the point in trying to fix my life if I can only get 13 an hour jobs because I don't have a car and that won't cover car payments or insurance
Look at them boobies
yummy
killed by schizos and foreigners
Sell your ass online
it's a bit boring isn't it
I can't really work a job in the fields I have skills in which is landscaping and basic carpentry
Feeling shleepy despite getting like 10 hours of sleep and drinking a big mug of covfefe. Lord give my strength (energy). I'm thinking I should force myself to go to the park.
i said forget about it cuh
ok what do you guys want to talk about
Anxiety brain is starting up, but I'm self aware so hopefully no spiraling. Need to distract myself.
im staying up till 2am to watch wwe
What's your favorite racial slur
Icelandic anon waiting room ...
just sent an email to a politician
gonna get to the bottom of all this
Did you actually send something to your MP? I tried that once and it did fuck all.
Party. XD
N
What was the email about?
Full stop. No, lad. South African ID drink.
based
Hello, my friend! Do post in all generals on Anon Babble?
Every thread I replied to on Anon Babble died...
nigger is the greatest slur of all time, i don't think another slur even comes close
People complain about chatjeetp being yellow but everything produced in the last decade has had a yellow tint
Switch places.
Wow your posts must have been terrible and made everyone cringe and stop posting
Shut up you cunt! Tada. I swear it.
My druggy uncle fucked up his back probably permanently from fent stancing
In what respect is it fucked up permanently
Fuck you, motherfucker!
That's sad. How did he get addicted to drugs?
Just sucks that I will have to work 13.50 an hour because there is no way for me get a job anywhere else because I live in a city with zero transit or anything in walking or biking distance
Hes stuck in a hunched position
Who knows.
fishhead
porch monkey
What's a rpg where you get to play as an interesting race
true
Maybe get a job at Disneyland or some other theme park.
Is it soy to say "beverage" in place of "drink"? Shit unironically irks me to no end
What about libation
parents are arguing again
I think I'll distract myself by reading our book. I have to catch up. Going to have a fap first.
i shorten it to bev
does he ever talk about why he does fent?
baldurs gate 3
still can't believe schizojeet got banned
there are no black people in canada
Im reading *trainspotting* and the author keeps saying “us” instead of “I”. Your post reminded me of this.
qrd?
That’s pretty common in the Scottish dialect
banned for spamming
Interesting. I've only seen the film. I just said our because it's a book I'm reading with someone else. That's why I need to catch up.
hell yeah it's raining hard
This is Joseph Stalin’s granddaughter LOL
No of course not. I have to imagine it's made his life a nightmare
and?
must watch
youtube.com
Bitch lives in the USA and a toy gun is the best she can do
Fuck you mean and? She's a freak!!
HOW CAN SHE SLAP ME
xD
It's cum not gcum
fum is chum
Was?!
I'm on a cocktail of drugs
Should I retire in Ukraine
And my kids, they don't help either. The other day I told my kid. I said, 'Someday you'll have children of your own.' He said, 'So will you.
With sex I've had it up to here. Not lately though
Olga is kind of an ugly name but something about those slav girls makes it work
zamina mina
Can someone explain to me why black men have such bigger penises than white men?
that's how science made them
Is Ukraine the new Thailand or something? Or is it just bumfight propaganda?
N
I
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Nah its just a slow day
The joke is that the algorithm decided to serve me an old pre-bumfight video
youtube.com
She looks BEAT to shit now
what's up lil shitters
im doing a tefl course and im on the last assignment
almost done
tryna think if there's another useful certification i can get that i can work on in my spare time
Welcome back, Icelandic anon!
Oh you know, this and that
I thought about killing myself this morning but I didn't do it yet.
word on the street is you beat that jeet
What?
How many jeets do you work with at Tim Hortons? Are you the token white guy?
You look a bit like a famous German streamer.
let's just say that he's streetshitting in another realm
The Jumpscare.
I work with foreigners workers but none of them seem to be Jeets but they all speak Arabic.
Forget it Jake, it's Jeettown
this whole iran thing is a scam
it's just a way for them to extort the us by threatening to have a nuclear bomb
what the american government should just say is that if you use a nuke on another country we'll nuke you in turn
alhamdulillah
Then Russia, China, NK and perhaps Israel will start lobbing nukes around and that'll be the point when Jesus Christ returns.
Tiny Israel beat your country in all military conflicts.
Mutually assured destruction is already expected thoughbeit
you have discovered the elusive paki
One of them might be redditleaf
to even think of nuclear weapons is so miserable
man created these dreaded weapons and will one day destroy themselves with it
nuclear proliferation in the middle east isnt so far off
what the american government should just say is that if you use a nuke on another country we'll nuke you in turn
That's a given, naturally
But the only reason any country would drop a nuke ever, is if they see it as their final option. And USA and Israel are probably still holding out hope for a regime change.
someone bake the new
ta
And the remnants of humanity would probably start a arms race immediately to be the first ones to remake nukes and take over the world
Why is Albertan separatism becoming a more talked about issue?
New
I-i don't care about it, though!
Lmao