/brit/

chad

taking the bus

um...

you have to have a real limp wrist to get the angle right ive noticed

What are some good things about the UK in 2025?

I am the leader of a massive Serb-state. I live here because it means a lot to me.

I am a Serb.

It's literally Merry Christmas. I can't. Schizophrenia.

the real big dick move is asing in any other part of the country if they take oyster card. that means you only ever knew london transport and if you never been outside london it means they're a tarq or a privileged refugee jacked up on benes

Eventually, they will be a hundred thousand, fifty thousand, twenty thousand [whites] scattered over the whole surface of the British Isles, then overpopulated with half-breeds of different shades. The English will be drowned among some hundred or two hundred million robots, generally dark-skinned, with the most varied features. They will be the only creatures in this termite mound worthy of the name ‘man’ in the sense we would use it. But the world of that time will have no use for such creatures.

Perhaps they will cultivate in themselves a belatedly awakened Aryan consciousness. Perhaps they will manage, despite the distances, to meet from time to time in small groups, and talk nostalgically about ‘old England,’ now deader than the Athens of Pericles. Perhaps, at some pitiful meeting on some historic anniversary, some man of knowledge and insight will arise and tell his brethren of the race the remote and deep causes of their downfall.

Behold, he will tell them, we are paying the price of the folly of our ancestors. They are the ones who, in what was once our Empire, encouraged the propaganda of the Christian missionaries, compulsory vaccination and the adherence of the ‘literates’ to democratic principles. They stubbornly refused the hand sincerely extended to them by the greatest of all Europeans: Adolf Hitler.

the diversity :)

in my opinion
-decent sustainable energy generation
-labour stability
-out of the EU so less restrictions
etc

well then you’re somali only real brits relate so stop @ting me

i live in london lad, you would have to be a proper mong to get around here by car
came naturally to me x
yeah?

Great people
Great climate
Great history
Great culture

age of consent is still 16

ICE Raids Nightclub... Operated 'Entirely' By Migrants

The punishment will be to have some woolly-haired, simian-faced Christian as Prime Minister of Great Britain: a descendant of equatorial African immigrants and perhaps named Winston after the gravedigger of the former British Empire. The punishment will be to live amid a brownish, camel-headed England—also, at least in large part, woolly-haired—whose former inhabitants, the legitimate inhabitants, the Aryans, whether Normans, Saxons or Celts, will number as few as the native Americans on the reservations do today in the US.

Then, perhaps, groups of true Englishmen, more obstinate than the others in their resentment, more combative if not less desperate, will burn, every 8th of May, some effigy of Churchill purposely grotesque: his big puffy, plump face, furnished with the legendary cigar and smeared like that of a clown; his big belly stuffed with gunpowder. May 8 will, indeed, at last be recognised as the anniversary of the shame of England as much as of the misfortune of the sister nation; once hated, now adored with all the passion that accompanies remorse that we know is useless.

Why do you do it?

sex with immigrants

You will never know true suffering.

anything over 20C is sweltering and horrible

Today.

in bed :)

The food

must be barmy if you think I'm reading those tomes

Sill and stupid..

Sir Epic Tome

im saudi nigga im suffering more than you can imagine

1800's.?

dis nigga only has two Ferraris

blud think he did something

tights
15

alri billionaire

Being an anti-Christian nordicist in Britain is almost as cringe as doing it in US

nth for the gyaldem

No, Lad.. Why?

I HATE the gyaldem

if bono posted in brit his band would be called UPoo

many are saying this

One fucked up so bad.

yin binble

the bible

:)

do u realize like only the royal family are rich here the rest of the people are poor and living on paychecks?

Hahahahay

im going to apply for the army
Will the background check show that i post on Anon Babble or not?

anon is tsundere x

Grah

doing lots of overtime at my runt job so i can save some runt coins and get a runt flat i don't want, hate my runt life

meant to reply to this xx

did a poo

runt gnag

It's too ridiculous. Too ridiculous.

Try for the Navy man. I would try myself if I wasn't a mental case

wish i had a nice happy girlfriend to spin around and stuff

yhe biboo

I got something? Scandinavian??? WTF???

on the cans aha lads aha what am i like xx

Seems boring

fucking go on my son

Roather emoji.

jk rowling investing a billion quid in anti trans law

avada transgender

how can one woman be so based

I swear. I swear.

got the heinkens in

RIP Lee bruh

Nordic.

Have you literally ever asked a woman out

I swear to God.

YHE GRANGLE

Fuck off, man? The shag is coming...

honestly think winning the lottery would kill me

What's Diego doing right now?

Sailing the seas cant be more boring than being in a peacetime army. Plus it would probably better set you up to do cool , high-paying things afterwards

Tis

in the bushes of hampstead heath

What like you’d have a heart attack when they call u up and tell u won £200 million or you mean you’d do so much coke and fuck prozzies that your heart gives out

It's him.

I work for a public school in one of the most bureaucracy heavy states, I think you'll be fine

Listen up, you festering /brit/ knobheads, let’s talk about Diego, the absolute king of rancid cunts. This sweaty, Bible-wanking landlord prick’s out here rinsing plebs for mouldy Zone 5 rat-traps, preaching about Jesus while dodging church like it’s a fucking tax bill. Catch this porky, kebab-slurping twat stumbling out of Vauxhall’s mankiest gay bars, necking cheap lager and probably rimming some rent boy in the bogs, all while muttering Hail Marys to hide his raging hard-on for cock. Bet this hypocritical poofter’s got a Grindr profile stickier than a Soho alley, crying into his doner about how he’s “not bent” as he eyeballs every bloke in a crop top. Absolute fucking state of this greaser—swear he’d try to flog a council flat to Satan himself, then bless the deal with a pint of piss-warm Carling. Diego’s the kind of wanker who’d shag a wheelie bin behind Nando’s and call it salvation. Reckon he’s the worst landlord in London or just the most pathetic closet case this side of Clapham?

We should start dressing like this

What's Spaino doing right now?

didn't read

the latter

AHHHHHHHHHH

I don't even see the point in shaving if I have no job interviews and I can't get a job because I don't have a car

sat in his smelly childhood bedroom

Vauxhall mentioned
youtube.com/watch?v=DZGnakuLl3U

I can paint you with cum. Mein Fuhrer.

CHOON

Half English, half Irish.

I don’t know what you’re trying to say

Is it that big of an ass?

Why doesn't Spaino post here anymore? :/

He does just not here

he died

fuck off spaincunt

Not him.

If the school district isn't gonna do some in depth internet history screening, the army isn't gonna either. Unless you want to pull a Jack Teixeira and leak ultraclassified documents on a discord server then obviously they'll be picking through your Anon Babble post logs

spaino's carer had enough and put a pillow over his face while he was sleeping

rorke about to say the n word and leftypol stops him to save the mandem

Fucking stupid cunt

R1b mask, sorry, Y.

wankasaurus

British writing will say another British faggot is going to write something silly now about something more silly than his existence.

what's up spaino
how's the missus?

Yeah but checks for joining a school is just like a nonce/criminal record check. For the army it’s a whole screening idk maybe I worry too much

No news posts. No, lad. Listen bitch. Stop it? XD

did the woman wear the clothes and the makeup? fascinating

Push it.

Basic psychological stuff, I wouldn't stress it. I think every army in the world is recruiting over vague threats of "Taiwan" and "Israel vs Palestine" so unless you have a well documented record of saying nasty stuff to a shrink you won't get rejected

Now health exemptions on the other hand...

he already gave them his daughters

The jewellery shop fixed my necklace for free :)

Nigga lookin zesty

Spaino is living his best life away from /Brit/... :/

Rorke seething over this

why do you spam this website using a residential vpn botnet and automatic image hash modifier tool

20000 posts... gone..

Reckon I'll name my son Cnut, after the King.

he couldn't use that tripcode anymore even if he wanted to, Anon Babble changed its secure tripcode salt after the hack

ah yes i told him to fuck off now he's spamming scat
reckon it will be gore after that then 'p

50x lush

Egyptbot occasionally venturing into other threads

In the name of God. Stop it. Hmm??

this is getting too lush for me

File a case.. XD? No, lad.

rorke and brodypol

Hooo Hoo Hiiiiiiii!

I am from South Asian guy! from South hall London!

I heard Irish Girls are cute!
how do I learn Irish Culture!

Pleaseeee. broooo

Yes, it will. In the name of God against the enemies. You will find in Germany Haha and in other places as well haha Genetic mutation Haha

she'd get it

Red hair haha bridge haha biology haha

So is the egption actually a bot or is it some bloke just typing random nonsense

Homeless guy clearly on something came up to me earlier screaming his head off
Absolutely cacked it - genuinely thought he might stab me
Walked off and last I saw he was making a b-line to a bunch of lads sat at a bench
Not pleasant knowing what a pussy you are - heart was beating at like 200bpm

stfu! and eat sand! you disrespectful lad!

Nothing haha Don't think haha No, lad. Haha. Haha. Haha. Haha.

Weird how he looks better in videos like this than most of the pictures I see

Thank you, bro. Haha. No, lad. Haha.

big hands on that lass

At this point I think that I'm the only sentient poster here. Everyone else is either a bot or has debilitating autism and have been shunned by wider society.

yeah?

Haha. Great. Haha. Haha.

has debilitating autism and have been shunned by wider society

ktim

night night lads x

scmigng

(*＾-＾*)

Great man. Haha. Haha.

she

what is this stuff for

it's like vaping but up your arse instead

No, lad. No, lad. No, lad? No, lad. No, lad. Leave me alone gta vc cheat code.

youtube.com/watch?v=kS47uS4Xhkc

For the love of God? For the love of God :)

Nicotine innit

I don't have the serum.

Miss him.tbqh

OH FATHERLAND
FATHERLAND
SHOW US THE SIIIIIIGN

their hazelnut spread and their bake at home croissants

I will take a shit.

not saying
dont want made fun of

whatever slop is available at the train station their shop is at

it coming

Yum yums!
The four pack

Wish this was .mp4 so I could save it in my phone

Only fans.

mad how you can lose your job and even go to prison if you openly oppose this

the caramelised pecans
also they're the only supermarket where I can buy cape gooseberries (physalis)
also that marmite cheddar they do is pretty addictive
I buy a lot of chorizo and salami as it's a lot better than most other places, especially sainsburys, tesco and morrisons where I sometimes shop, with a less artificial flavour and more pleasant texture

Qrd.

Thinking about the gf

Morrisons' rum and raisin nougat is PENG

caramelised pecans

ever shag her up the arse?

notting hill carnival
thinK i went that year

sup ma nougats

no
only in the vagina

I've been called zesty before

Got the Brvce Springsteen on sipping some corn syrup

only in the vagina

did you receive that in your christmas stocking ?

you're not a real man unless you get shit on your dick

unaesthetic knees tbqh lad

Why are u trying to show me ur cock la

hes still alive and in parliament so not much has changed

He’s still a disgraced communist

what's wrong with that? I think caramelized peanuts sounds loverly.

LITE

nonononononono

Love, love is a verb
Love is a doing word
Fearless on my breath
Gentle impulsion
Shakes me, makes me lighter
Fearless on my breath

Teardrop on the fire
Fearless on my breath

Night, night of matter
Black flowers blossom
Fearless on my breath
Black flowers blossom
Fearless on my breath

Teardrop on the fire
Fearless on my

Water is my eye
Most faithful mirror
Fearless on my breath
Teardrop on the fire
Of a confession
Fearless on my breath
Most faithful mirror
Fearless on my breath

Teardrop on the fire
Fearless on my breath

You're stumbling in the dark
You're stumbling in the dark

remember turtmong?

i remember

ponyboy

I don't. No, lad.

stay gold x

European? Was it so silly?

that's super grody bro

I am very good. Don't worry :)?
For the love of God. No, lad.

alri moon unit zappa lad

I will go to the USA.

What are you doing outside

not illegal to stare at woman
entirely within my right as a citizen
i will stare to my hearts content

Being bladder issued. No, lad. Wtf? :)?
Most, least.

well now i'm all up in your shit

look what /brit/ has become

Yeah. For the love of god. No, lad.

what have I become
my sweetest friend

Leslie Grantham sex arse

Spanio?

get nice and comfy in bed

mumberg immediately calls me to come downstairs

This bitch I swear

Nice outfit, goober

an empire of dirt, you can have it all

?

So grateful I can save any file on my phone.

she's done you lad lol

watching the BANNED red letter media best of the worst video

Give her a kiss from me mush

War against Marxism seemed and still seems to be—and no doubt is, in the practical field,—the first task of National Socialism

Only true words from the mouth of a Rorke

My name is /brit/, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

I am God himself. Haha.

should I get into Magic:The Gathering

Grantham mentioned

mbuemo
AND cunha

we. are. so. back

Once an Ovni always an Ovni. Shshsh.

Do you drink tap water?

how gay would it be to go for a hike by myself at 23? I was thinking about taking the day off on Friday and doing it in the day

every dildo I buy
gets inserted
in my end

I only drink sparkling wa’er

Blame the Jews all the way. Stop it :)

go for it

DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK

LURK MOAR FAGGOT

Listening to Bruce Springsteen, drinking the corn syrup, sucking a snus and enjoying another unemployed monday in Heavenmerica

Don’t call your band Nine Inch when you’ve got a three inch

Fuck it all.

I BEEN HERE FOR YEARS

Badass.

Why would your age matter in hiking somewhere?

Badass.

funny how scots bang on about having soft water like it's the answer to something when it's just lacking in minerals and calcium and the reason they're more likely to break bones lol

Badass.

mad cunts

Do it you soft shite

Scots are superior to the English poofters

Too many promises for nothing. Badass.

Superior when it comes to getting addicted to heroin, yes

Is that you

Mine was basically boxing.

Might be

fancy a bum?

Fancy Clancy? Yeah.

Better than being addicted to black cock like every englishman

You look like a bender don’t ever call me soft shite again

Push to the meusuem

the so called brown biomass

I was just bantering lad, you don't need to bring up your weird freak obsession with interracial sex

Lucky boy

British military bullshit. Haha.

I've heard some people say that the West Highland Way is actually a bit underwhelming.

I can see why, probably takes ages to get out of Glasgow and Loch Lomond is nice but is still "daytripper" disposable barbecue outdoors. Bridge of Orchy and all that is nice but you basically skip the stunning Glencoe and it ends in the soviet nightmare that is Fort William, which if anything is the gateway to the true Highlands of Wester Ross, where you can walk more than twenty miles in places with little sign of humans

mental that ukraine attacked planes that had to be outside in the open and openly displayed due to nuclear international law

Shite patter

¬

Whatever? Hmm?

New

Order a XD/

Yes.

M&S shortbread