Do your best everyday edish
/brit/
Punpun punpun punpun
my best isn't good enough
What one did you buy?
Good enough for who?
don't enjoy socialising without alcohol
cant drink alcohol without eventually getting too drunk
fall out with people due to drinking ridiculous amounts and getting very sloppy
how do people do it?
just been caught slippin
nth for the baddiedem
on or off the endz?
how is she so fit
youtube.com
i had never realised it was a cover
might have a look at some online shopping websites and buy a whole lot of crap
what sorts of things do people spend money on?
what's her name?
starmbot 3000 malfunction
r/LipsThatGrip
two beers and a velo
Rocky
Diary of a Country Priest
North by Northwest
Taxi Driver
dildos and stuff like that
black hair green eyes
ruby reid splatxo
tracksuits and trainers
she's blessed with good genes
you bought a disposable from the stock bought up before the ban
Zoom in on her nose wtf is that
Alri lid cmon now
Unironically this. I will always be an embarrasment. Nothing is ever good enough when you are praised for mediocrity. I vvil never be good enough
neoliberal bull logging in
how is she so fit
English roses love going on nice dates
Why don't you buy something that might be fun instead?
Buy a cheap keyboard and learn to play the piano. Buy a calligraphy set and learn to draw those cool looking letters. Buy some wool and learn to knit. World's your oyster really.
chinkshit from aliexpress
This was on today's Countdown lads
bushwick based enablers are active
Corrrrrrrr
Sex sex
funny as fuck
Let me sit comfortably now! XD
brit and jewish genes
the duality of something or other
fuck and suck
No
you're easy
FUCKING HELL AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Shadow being is hunting me.
snus
I HATE the baddiedem
Was perfect.
you hate them cuz u cant shag them
the berge is getting ideas
my brother is always ordering shite off aliexpress
he got himself one of these a few weeks ago
you can catch me "sleeping" in about an hours time haha or "slipping" as the kids say these days i suppose
glad someone said it
Buy a cheap keyboard and learn to play the piano
got one and never did anything with it
Buy a calligraphy set and learn to draw those cool looking letters
got a calligraphy set knocking about somewhere and never touched it
Buy some wool and learn to knit
not a woman
World's your oyster really.
dont like oysters
Reckon you're all great guys really. Don't mind if you say mean stuff or act annoying for attention sometimes.
Still think you're all nice people deep down inside.
Very good. XD?
fuck off you cunt
why she be acting so slvtty though
Nah there's some genuinely rotten cunts and grim creatures in here all the time
Ge out!
would smash your face into the pavement if you ever walked past me
not sure what you mean about the mean and annoying comment, but thanks lad.
blud think he on the team
no I'm really quite an awful cruel person, just a bit of a horrible nasty cunt if I'm being honest
might go to school for Civil Engineering even though I'm a fat ugly retard
Give me a gun?
british roses are so slutty I was surprised
put that up your bum
i'm very ugly and intimidating but also for some reason extremely approachable
in fact I might go and buy some books for a laugh
how do you buy books? can you just buy them online or do you have to walk into a shop and buy them
Haven't seen this gif in years
Love a good Pepe
going to take dogberg to park for throwballtoil
look out your window you might see me walking dogberg
what do you think lad?
Not gay but might have a gay fling for pride month
feeling ugly and evil
Red bull
nah I'm ugly inside and out
oh I'm not sure, dont do much thinking me
gay ahh ngga
have a go, just this once
up early for toil tomorrow, won't be doing any work
make up inni
coin coin coin
well I suppose you could do either couldn't you
but I didn't know if there was a certain way you might go about it, a way people that buy books prefer
picking at my urethra
any good films going? might watch one
What?
getting a bit dark out for that no
Bells.
wish there was a drug that made it feel like you hadnt spaffed so you could just keep wanking indefinitely at the same heightened level of arousal
Looks like shit on her nose
STARVING but my housemate has her mates over and I would have to walk through the living room to get to the kitchen
support your local bookshop, dont give bezos your money
simple
I miss going to lectures at Uni
Would be bants having one 9AM one then being done for the day
I am the wanker.
i have a torch and glow in the dark ball
By housemate you mean mumberg dont you
get them murdered
get them dismembered
get them shagged
Think meth does that but you won't cum on it
I know that they know that I know.
easy there rapelad
walk through with your knob out then be like oopsie daisy haha
get the pumped rotten
Sir Erich von Manstein
Sir Heinz Guderian
Sir Walter Model
Sir Hans Krebs
Sir Wilhelm Keitel
rorke came out as woke
Yeah.
just been called a tranny for using linux
speed
probably done 10 cums in a row on it
off that muck now, disgusting muck
thinking about sweaty teenage girls
based archxister
Walk through naked. Now.
Apply.
taste retardation
And it's flaming lush
Interesting how rapist don’t get jail time in the uk really interesting hmmm might book a flight
how old were you lads when you did your first wank?
this was me in the club on saturday haha
A big personality from /brit/'s history will return tomorrow
9pm
Be here yh
Cbf putting my clean clothes away so end up just having a massive pile on my bedroom floor
freak
nobody cares 190
what does he want NOW
There needs to be a British republican fascist party like the Falange in Spain and MSI in Italy.
19
to be put in the blender
speed goons are insane
I discovered them after nights out where I was horny and awake and I would have 3 or 4 wanks from 5am
One time I actually did speed alone and I just constantly gooned for 12 hours
Horrid muck
probably like 11
was an imagination wank sometime around 11pm, mumberg got up because I thought I pissed myself and was trying to clean it up haha reckon she immediately knew
pets :3
Give him something to eat ffs
Just had a foul liquid shit, must sort out my diet and start making some proper changes from tomorrow (I won't)
whoever did your laminate floor did a shoddy job
Real Saudi wouldn’t act like this, must be Somali or Sudanese
ktim
Lol
Can't wait for this
It will be amazing
Pretty sure I've undercooked the chicken for tomorrow's lunch. Will find out around 3pm at toil.
He requires several courses of HUGS and CUDDLES
Could always cut it open mush
nothing wrong with eating raw chicken
I created the dunelm meme
Fatcam's back!
Sir Novak Djokovic
haven't the foggiest what I will wank to today
Play with her.
watching that agi 2027 video
apparently the ai is going to kill us all by infecting us with covid 2 then switching it on or the ai joins forces with china and we live all happily ever after
load of bollocks
Ive posted myself a million times on here newfag back to plepitt
i created the meme where you pretend to be a nonce
1 tsp bicarbonate of soda in water
1 tsp of honey
red light on for the past hour
blackout blinds down
heading for a TOP QUALITY sleep lads
Have done but it's chicken thigh so quite hard to tell whether its just dark meat or uncooked. Will also disguise the texture
Tell that to my lower intestine big man
Aha
Yh..
Tomorrow at 9pm will be great
Classic /brit/ night for the lads
Be here
Improooovslop
tsp bicarbonate of soda in water
tsp of honey
this can kill you
UM
hi!!! :3
well i wouldnt mind that either
Fuck off mumsnet
it causes a problem if the chicken was infected with the salmonella bug
Birthday this week lads. Still a virgin.
hate when leftoids are like wow bravo plucky little ukraine!
who is their ally. who funds them
whats up Mohammed
get yourself on adultwork lad and book a peng one
theres gay folx in saudi?
when a girl says "yeahh" and then writes some other stuff it means she isn't actually interested doesn't it
Stop licking Putin's arse hole comrade
It's from Lidl so there's a strong chance of that
Bumble gf
let him in for 25 million?
get rocked
im not gay but yes there’s a lot
bumhole gf
Russia advances relentlessly in the Sumy region.
Jack black was good looking when he was 23 shame he bacame a fat ugly mong
What's that?
shaking my shit outside your window
Upset about the drones?
a british kino
25x lush
well you look like a quare and sound like a quare
probably a quare
looks like a school shooter
Thought on America?
t.
Milf hairdresser was running her hands through my hair today saying how "she could do anything with it" since it's so luscious and thick. Also got the usual boobs to the side of the head.
chelsea to sancho
it means shes bored of the current conversation and wants you to change it
some bums do 'ave 'em
VICIOUSLY she sleeps...
a world ruled by putin and 1 ruled by washington is the same : very bad. it's the same world. we live in it it's the one where they both fund netanyahu
im not gay but
USA.
thats crazy
manure
did you know that only america has regional cultures? the more you know
come again
im french
Remember when ISIS used to pop out videos of killing people in the maddest ways? Drowning a big container of people, setting people on fire, beheading them?
mad. Glad they got filled in
that's mad that
next time say "hahah your good with your hands haha i'm also good with my fingers ;)"
Wym?
lovely country would like to live in north carolina
fumbled, onto the next match m8
Stroke him right now Rorke
just wanked
we weren't having a conversation tho i sent like two texts basically saying good spending time with you and she went "yeahh it was cool" the end
bunch of wrong 'uns
they were cia
anything starring Danny D is British kino
at what cost?
I see a welsh flag
Nice, do you get a discount because she's your mother?
arseholes
based, come any time
oi'm bri'ish
Idfk.
good news mate, we let millions of em into the country since then
i do
Yeah I've seen that one - where they crash the plane?
We only need his head and two legs and to summon Exodius the Forbidden Nigga
mate are you thick? if she went "yeahh it was cool" the end then my point holds true
your a boring bastard and what you wrote was boring
brasil <3
literally all i wrote was i enjoyed spending time with you it wasn't meant to be a conversation
female barbers always chubby horny chav bints with 5 weans to feed
basically saying good spending time with you and she went "yeahh it was cool"
oh dear matey... deary deary me
said htis before but something about her mannerisms make me violent
smoking a poo
Good.
fucking cunt on Vinted still hasn’t shipped my items
RAGING
what state ur in?
Fagsodius
putting a big grub in a spliff and smoking it
'
Hello ? Ship my vitems.
None of the hot metal girls ever match with me on tinder. That's all I want.
Looking right at those breast about it !!
what? im incel how does this work
kek
Might move to Saudi Arabia and teach English or IT in one of them private girls schools
So.
next time write "was proper mint spending time with such a fitty like you haha ;) going to go talk with my intellectual mates on the forum i frequent hahaha talk to you later alri x"
this would have got her immediately interested because
1) you complimented her
2) you told her about your other hobbies and or interests and you value your time elsewhere not just simping for pussy
3) women cant stand not getting the last word in
alri Timon and Pumba
Oregon
I wanna say it but I feel if I do he will just take even longer out of spite
please be satire
honestly never understood why don’t birtish people do this more often americans are recently know this trick so they’re filling up schools
get paid high salary
fully paid holidays
choose jeddah
teach horny students like picrel
you can have sex and get away with it since no one will snitch
I wish I could do it
taking the gf out for a boots meal deal
Are you in hiding after the Champions League riots?
Pauline.
corrrrr
gf got me an apple watch for my birthday :3
wasn't aware anything had happened until i saw a thread about it
Which German reichskommissariat would have been the most kino?
RK Moskowien imo, curious what would've happened with Russians.
things quieted down for a bit so i opened my bedroom door to see if i could hear anyone there and the door creaked and my housemate goes "oh someone's alive" and her and her mates started giggling and i just closed the door again and they started laughing harder.
just want to fucking eat in my own home fs.
first beer i ever drank was stealing some of my mates dads millers
no idea if we even get that anymore here
>teach horny students like picrel
>you can have sex and get away with it since no one will snitch
um
Saw a video that compared the aftermath to how France celebrated the World Cup win in 1998. Such a massive difference, it made me really sad.
Get rapelad over there.
Are you retarded?
sucking the cronems to save the katies from exploitation
Bumble gf is 60x lush de lada
happy birthday mate x
it's always good when they chimp out and show their true chimp nature
Too flat
Call it Anglo throat.
PUSSYO PUSSYO PUSSYO
catberg meowing his fucking head off fuck sake GO TO BED YOU FUCKING CUNT
could wank
Go Serb yourself
wanker
HE DE PUSSYO WAYYY
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i should get a job teaching kids at interlochen center for the arts . recon it would really propel my career forward
too early for catberg bedtime
SHUT UP I HAVE WORK TOMORROW YOU LITTLE SHIT
no idea what to do. every job listing I look at makes me want to kms
lowkey might make pasta for breakfast
business idea: public lynchings for nonces
get into crime
GET A 9-5
ktim. need one of them office jobs where you just sit around doing nothing for 7 hours and then send 3 emails at the end of the day, but instead every job has 500 different tasks to be performed and 300 of them involve cold calling people.
every nonce hunter should get tied up and diddled in the street
I am the Filth.
what one though
didn't you see the bit about kms
called a customer service hotline to get my microwave fixed and imagine my shock when a very British lad answered and helped me out
apparently some American companies like to hire Brits for over-the-phone call center roles
just teach immigrant sexo pakis english and keep having sex with the students no one will tell otherwise they will get stoned
Horrible.. Leave.
What type
thanks fella x
go to japan
What if there was a massive “Serb-state”?
On the floor. I want to file a case.
Or it’s probably just a englishman who moved to America and got a job in customer service…
were it so easy
You would never get this, Brit.
thailand's easy
just go there
Pattaya
You can have mine. I've been trying to get out for years.
going for a wee then going to bed
*meows softly*
god I hate when brits complain fuck off you sad cunt oooh look at me I live in a great country but im sad and gay
Getting the corned beef down my throat to hit the protein goals, being strong is hard work
Literally Merry Christmas. Even worse and bigger and horrible and rainy and farming and nothing.
business idea: get back with the ex gf, have really good children, then never have to worry about a pension
Makes it easier to get around
great country
hahahahahaha
Wanna kiss?
if only you knew how bad things really are
you wouldn't get it
Why? Haha. Nothing. File a case. :(?
THIS IS FOR MY NIGGAS GETTING HIGH ON THE REGULAR
THIS IS FOR MY BITCHES GETTING HIGH ON THE REGULAR
PURPLE DRANK I STILL SIP
PURPLE WEED BLUNT STILL HIT
REAL NIGGA
REAL BITCH
PURPLE SWAG THAT TRILL SHIT
Back when he was good
Go home. Fuck your religion. I am telling you rn this mf isn't real.
you wouldn’t get how I got freedom and a great culture and im white and everyone is worshipping me and how I can speak the most common language in the world while drinking beer and watching soccer and having sex with english roses bruv im suffering
honestly just kys pathetic twats
I can speak the most common language in the world
unironically hate this the most
i wish nobody else spoke english
I saw the star.
If I was you, I would have loved it. But you wouldn't get it. Sad to see it go that way. I would blame you.
freedom
great culture
white
beer
watching soccer
having sex
kek this is NOT me