/brit/

Do your best everyday edish

Punpun punpun punpun

my best isn't good enough

What one did you buy?

Good enough for who?

don't enjoy socialising without alcohol

cant drink alcohol without eventually getting too drunk

fall out with people due to drinking ridiculous amounts and getting very sloppy

how do people do it?

just been caught slippin

nth for the baddiedem

on or off the endz?

how is she so fit

might have a look at some online shopping websites and buy a whole lot of crap
what sorts of things do people spend money on?

what's her name?

starmbot 3000 malfunction

r/LipsThatGrip

two beers and a velo

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Rocky
Diary of a Country Priest
North by Northwest
Taxi Driver

dildos and stuff like that

black hair green eyes

ruby reid splatxo

tracksuits and trainers

you bought a disposable from the stock bought up before the ban

Zoom in on her nose wtf is that

Alri lid cmon now

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Unironically this. I will always be an embarrasment. Nothing is ever good enough when you are praised for mediocrity. I vvil never be good enough

neoliberal bull logging in

how is she so fit

English roses love going on nice dates

Why don't you buy something that might be fun instead?
Buy a cheap keyboard and learn to play the piano. Buy a calligraphy set and learn to draw those cool looking letters. Buy some wool and learn to knit. World's your oyster really.

chinkshit from aliexpress

This was on today's Countdown lads

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bushwick based enablers are active

Corrrrrrrr

Sex sex

funny as fuck

Let me sit comfortably now! XD

brit and jewish genes

the duality of something or other

fuck and suck

No

you're easy

FUCKING HELL AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Shadow being is hunting me.

snus

I HATE the baddiedem

Was perfect.

you hate them cuz u cant shag them

the berge is getting ideas

you can catch me "sleeping" in about an hours time haha or "slipping" as the kids say these days i suppose

glad someone said it

Buy a cheap keyboard and learn to play the piano

got one and never did anything with it

Buy a calligraphy set and learn to draw those cool looking letters

got a calligraphy set knocking about somewhere and never touched it

Buy some wool and learn to knit

not a woman

World's your oyster really.

dont like oysters

Reckon you're all great guys really. Don't mind if you say mean stuff or act annoying for attention sometimes.
Still think you're all nice people deep down inside.

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Very good. XD?

fuck off you cunt

why she be acting so slvtty though

Nah there's some genuinely rotten cunts and grim creatures in here all the time

Ge out!

would smash your face into the pavement if you ever walked past me

not sure what you mean about the mean and annoying comment, but thanks lad.

blud think he on the team

no I'm really quite an awful cruel person, just a bit of a horrible nasty cunt if I'm being honest

might go to school for Civil Engineering even though I'm a fat ugly retard

Give me a gun?

british roses are so slutty I was surprised

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put that up your bum

i'm very ugly and intimidating but also for some reason extremely approachable

in fact I might go and buy some books for a laugh
how do you buy books? can you just buy them online or do you have to walk into a shop and buy them

Haven't seen this gif in years
Love a good Pepe

going to take dogberg to park for throwballtoil

look out your window you might see me walking dogberg

what do you think lad?

Not gay but might have a gay fling for pride month

feeling ugly and evil

Red bull

nah I'm ugly inside and out

oh I'm not sure, dont do much thinking me

gay ahh ngga

have a go, just this once

up early for toil tomorrow, won't be doing any work

make up inni

coin coin coin

well I suppose you could do either couldn't you
but I didn't know if there was a certain way you might go about it, a way people that buy books prefer

picking at my urethra

any good films going? might watch one

What?

getting a bit dark out for that no

Bells.

wish there was a drug that made it feel like you hadnt spaffed so you could just keep wanking indefinitely at the same heightened level of arousal

Looks like shit on her nose

STARVING but my housemate has her mates over and I would have to walk through the living room to get to the kitchen

support your local bookshop, dont give bezos your money
simple

I miss going to lectures at Uni
Would be bants having one 9AM one then being done for the day

I am the wanker.

i have a torch and glow in the dark ball

By housemate you mean mumberg dont you

get them murdered

get them dismembered

get them shagged

Think meth does that but you won't cum on it

I know that they know that I know.

easy there rapelad

walk through with your knob out then be like oopsie daisy haha

get the pumped rotten

Sir Erich von Manstein
Sir Heinz Guderian
Sir Walter Model
Sir Hans Krebs
Sir Wilhelm Keitel

rorke came out as woke

Yeah.

just been called a tranny for using linux

speed
probably done 10 cums in a row on it
off that muck now, disgusting muck

thinking about sweaty teenage girls

based archxister

Walk through naked. Now.

Apply.

taste retardation

And it's flaming lush

Interesting how rapist don’t get jail time in the uk really interesting hmmm might book a flight

how old were you lads when you did your first wank?

this was me in the club on saturday haha

A big personality from /brit/'s history will return tomorrow

9pm

Be here yh

Cbf putting my clean clothes away so end up just having a massive pile on my bedroom floor

freak

nobody cares 190

what does he want NOW

There needs to be a British republican fascist party like the Falange in Spain and MSI in Italy.

19

to be put in the blender

speed goons are insane
I discovered them after nights out where I was horny and awake and I would have 3 or 4 wanks from 5am
One time I actually did speed alone and I just constantly gooned for 12 hours
Horrid muck

probably like 11

was an imagination wank sometime around 11pm, mumberg got up because I thought I pissed myself and was trying to clean it up haha reckon she immediately knew

pets :3

Give him something to eat ffs

Just had a foul liquid shit, must sort out my diet and start making some proper changes from tomorrow (I won't)

whoever did your laminate floor did a shoddy job

Real Saudi wouldn’t act like this, must be Somali or Sudanese

ktim

Lol

Can't wait for this

It will be amazing

Pretty sure I've undercooked the chicken for tomorrow's lunch. Will find out around 3pm at toil.

He requires several courses of HUGS and CUDDLES

Could always cut it open mush

nothing wrong with eating raw chicken

I created the dunelm meme

Fatcam's back!

Sir Novak Djokovic

haven't the foggiest what I will wank to today

Play with her.

watching that agi 2027 video

apparently the ai is going to kill us all by infecting us with covid 2 then switching it on or the ai joins forces with china and we live all happily ever after

load of bollocks

Ive posted myself a million times on here newfag back to plepitt

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i created the meme where you pretend to be a nonce

1 tsp bicarbonate of soda in water

1 tsp of honey

red light on for the past hour

blackout blinds down

heading for a TOP QUALITY sleep lads

Have done but it's chicken thigh so quite hard to tell whether its just dark meat or uncooked. Will also disguise the texture

Tell that to my lower intestine big man

Aha

Yh..

Tomorrow at 9pm will be great

Classic /brit/ night for the lads

Be here

Improooovslop

tsp bicarbonate of soda in water
tsp of honey
this can kill you

UM
hi!!! :3

well i wouldnt mind that either

Fuck off mumsnet

it causes a problem if the chicken was infected with the salmonella bug

Birthday this week lads. Still a virgin.

hate when leftoids are like wow bravo plucky little ukraine!

who is their ally. who funds them

whats up Mohammed

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get yourself on adultwork lad and book a peng one

theres gay folx in saudi?

when a girl says "yeahh" and then writes some other stuff it means she isn't actually interested doesn't it

Stop licking Putin's arse hole comrade

It's from Lidl so there's a strong chance of that

Bumble gf

let him in for 25 million?

im not gay but yes there’s a lot

bumhole gf

Russia advances relentlessly in the Sumy region.

Jack black was good looking when he was 23 shame he bacame a fat ugly mong

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What's that?

shaking my shit outside your window

Upset about the drones?

25x lush

well you look like a quare and sound like a quare
probably a quare

looks like a school shooter

Thought on America?

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t.

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Milf hairdresser was running her hands through my hair today saying how "she could do anything with it" since it's so luscious and thick. Also got the usual boobs to the side of the head.

chelsea to sancho

it means shes bored of the current conversation and wants you to change it

some bums do 'ave 'em

VICIOUSLY she sleeps...

a world ruled by putin and 1 ruled by washington is the same : very bad. it's the same world. we live in it it's the one where they both fund netanyahu

im not gay but

USA.

thats crazy

manure

did you know that only america has regional cultures? the more you know

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come again

Remember when ISIS used to pop out videos of killing people in the maddest ways? Drowning a big container of people, setting people on fire, beheading them?

mad. Glad they got filled in

that's mad that

next time say "hahah your good with your hands haha i'm also good with my fingers ;)"

Wym?

lovely country would like to live in north carolina

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fumbled, onto the next match m8

Stroke him right now Rorke

just wanked

we weren't having a conversation tho i sent like two texts basically saying good spending time with you and she went "yeahh it was cool" the end

bunch of wrong 'uns

they were cia

anything starring Danny D is British kino

at what cost?

I see a welsh flag

Nice, do you get a discount because she's your mother?

arseholes

based, come any time

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Idfk.

good news mate, we let millions of em into the country since then

i do

Yeah I've seen that one - where they crash the plane?

We only need his head and two legs and to summon Exodius the Forbidden Nigga

mate are you thick? if she went "yeahh it was cool" the end then my point holds true

your a boring bastard and what you wrote was boring

literally all i wrote was i enjoyed spending time with you it wasn't meant to be a conversation

female barbers always chubby horny chav bints with 5 weans to feed

basically saying good spending time with you and she went "yeahh it was cool"

oh dear matey... deary deary me

said htis before but something about her mannerisms make me violent

smoking a poo

Good.

fucking cunt on Vinted still hasn’t shipped my items
RAGING

what state ur in?

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Fagsodius

putting a big grub in a spliff and smoking it

'

Hello ? Ship my vitems.

None of the hot metal girls ever match with me on tinder. That's all I want.

Looking right at those breast about it !!

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what? im incel how does this work

kek

Might move to Saudi Arabia and teach English or IT in one of them private girls schools

So.

next time write "was proper mint spending time with such a fitty like you haha ;) going to go talk with my intellectual mates on the forum i frequent hahaha talk to you later alri x"

this would have got her immediately interested because
1) you complimented her
2) you told her about your other hobbies and or interests and you value your time elsewhere not just simping for pussy
3) women cant stand not getting the last word in

alri Timon and Pumba

Oregon

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I wanna say it but I feel if I do he will just take even longer out of spite

please be satire

honestly never understood why don’t birtish people do this more often americans are recently know this trick so they’re filling up schools

get paid high salary

fully paid holidays

choose jeddah

teach horny students like picrel

you can have sex and get away with it since no one will snitch

I wish I could do it

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taking the gf out for a boots meal deal

Are you in hiding after the Champions League riots?

Pauline.

corrrrr

gf got me an apple watch for my birthday :3

wasn't aware anything had happened until i saw a thread about it

Which German reichskommissariat would have been the most kino?

RK Moskowien imo, curious what would've happened with Russians.

things quieted down for a bit so i opened my bedroom door to see if i could hear anyone there and the door creaked and my housemate goes "oh someone's alive" and her and her mates started giggling and i just closed the door again and they started laughing harder.

just want to fucking eat in my own home fs.

first beer i ever drank was stealing some of my mates dads millers
no idea if we even get that anymore here

>teach horny students like picrel

>you can have sex and get away with it since no one will snitch

um

Saw a video that compared the aftermath to how France celebrated the World Cup win in 1998. Such a massive difference, it made me really sad.

Get rapelad over there.

Are you retarded?

sucking the cronems to save the katies from exploitation

Bumble gf is 60x lush de lada

happy birthday mate x

it's always good when they chimp out and show their true chimp nature

Too flat

Call it Anglo throat.

PUSSYO PUSSYO PUSSYO

catberg meowing his fucking head off fuck sake GO TO BED YOU FUCKING CUNT

could wank

Go Serb yourself

wanker

HE DE PUSSYO WAYYY

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW U A FAGET MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

i should get a job teaching kids at interlochen center for the arts . recon it would really propel my career forward

too early for catberg bedtime

SHUT UP I HAVE WORK TOMORROW YOU LITTLE SHIT

no idea what to do. every job listing I look at makes me want to kms

lowkey might make pasta for breakfast

business idea: public lynchings for nonces

get into crime

GET A 9-5

ktim. need one of them office jobs where you just sit around doing nothing for 7 hours and then send 3 emails at the end of the day, but instead every job has 500 different tasks to be performed and 300 of them involve cold calling people.

every nonce hunter should get tied up and diddled in the street

I am the Filth.

what one though
didn't you see the bit about kms

called a customer service hotline to get my microwave fixed and imagine my shock when a very British lad answered and helped me out

apparently some American companies like to hire Brits for over-the-phone call center roles

just teach immigrant sexo pakis english and keep having sex with the students no one will tell otherwise they will get stoned

Horrible.. Leave.

What type

thanks fella x

go to japan

What if there was a massive “Serb-state”?

On the floor. I want to file a case.

Or it’s probably just a englishman who moved to America and got a job in customer service…

were it so easy

You would never get this, Brit.

thailand's easy
just go there
Pattaya

You can have mine. I've been trying to get out for years.

going for a wee then going to bed

*meows softly*

god I hate when brits complain fuck off you sad cunt oooh look at me I live in a great country but im sad and gay

Getting the corned beef down my throat to hit the protein goals, being strong is hard work

Literally Merry Christmas. Even worse and bigger and horrible and rainy and farming and nothing.

business idea: get back with the ex gf, have really good children, then never have to worry about a pension

Makes it easier to get around

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great country

hahahahahaha

Wanna kiss?

if only you knew how bad things really are

you wouldn't get it

Why? Haha. Nothing. File a case. :(?

THIS IS FOR MY NIGGAS GETTING HIGH ON THE REGULAR
THIS IS FOR MY BITCHES GETTING HIGH ON THE REGULAR
PURPLE DRANK I STILL SIP
PURPLE WEED BLUNT STILL HIT
REAL NIGGA
REAL BITCH
PURPLE SWAG THAT TRILL SHIT

Back when he was good

Go home. Fuck your religion. I am telling you rn this mf isn't real.

you wouldn’t get how I got freedom and a great culture and im white and everyone is worshipping me and how I can speak the most common language in the world while drinking beer and watching soccer and having sex with english roses bruv im suffering

honestly just kys pathetic twats

I can speak the most common language in the world

unironically hate this the most
i wish nobody else spoke english

I saw the star.

If I was you, I would have loved it. But you wouldn't get it. Sad to see it go that way. I would blame you.

freedom

great culture

white

beer

watching soccer

having sex

kek this is NOT me