BBQ Edition
/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico
comdy edish
Mom told me to get a life
She's right
what's wrong with the one you have now?
i'm a quiet guy, i let my muscles do the talking
Real prev due to recycling
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get the fuck out.
its too cold to grill and most of my morning glories are dead
lets be nice to binlanddd
but I like it here..
you can stay here don't worry about Mr. Meanie over there
watched re zero episode 15 again
Right now I would like to kill myself but I possess no such means to do so. Ahhh fuck everything is a fucking nightmare. Fuck fuck fuck you
what troubles you
hey
at least if things continue to get worse it will be kind of kino
CONCEPT: A Democracy where you are able to vote for a politician proposing policy that you actually want and where if they get elected they then actually enact that policy
I need this monster titted cute Jewgirl Israeli phone accessories store seller on my dick right NOW
I hate my goddamn self so much. I’m just a failed loser piece of shit.
I’ll try to make it kino when I finally end my bitch ass life
Waah waah woe is me shut the fuck up
hmmm but how will this increase profits for our shareholders?
and they hated anon, for he spoke words of truth
Vaping and reading a book.
Lick my farts penis you chinese bitch. Gay flag, your flag gay for chinese.
I possess no such means to do so
you live in some boonies where they outlawed sharp objects?
Shut up puto yes you
how old are you
My life is nothing. I am a blood prison. I am boiling from the inside. The taste of spring flowers dances on the wind.
Write some poetry
Can't you get free assisted suicide from your government?
I am retarded
You chinese
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Bianca, I just want you to come back
Come back to me
Don’t know what I did to make you mad
Bianca, I just want you to come back
Come back to me
Want you to come back to me
Want you to come back
I don’t know I’ve never met them
Went on one date with this very attractive Latina named Bianca.
There was no second date but she was hot!
I hope you the best canada anon, life can turn around
What makes your think you are a loser?
It was a mess
You should get a parrot
who could have seen this coming
Why would you even discuss politics on a first date?
It was really bad, I liked her a lot more than expected but I made her cry and freak out with just the most subtle gentle truth nuke. Women are insane
What did you say
Thanks finanon
cheaters always win
trvke
She said she was 'extremely online' (tiktok and xitter) so I said me too but not in the same way. then she literally mentioned incels and I stood up for my incel frens, just couldnt resist. Already fucked her and didnt want her to be my gf so whats the point of bullshitting
Lol
Would have loved to watch that debate
Well I would phrase it differently. I'd stand up for lonely men, but "incel" carries a different, more hateful context. There are plenty of virgin men that aren't incels, because being an incel means you hate women.
But congrats on the sex my guy
There’s this one Billie Eilish song I really love, but I’ll never tell y’all’s which one because that’s gay.
Is it wish you were gay
I always wanted one like this because they're not very loud don't live a million years and don't need constant socialization, maybe a little pirate guy could help improve your life
How does this affect you personally?
Incredibly beautiful creature
there's no system that would ever work except A.I overlords creating the rules
Insecure retard
No I don’t even know that one.
incel means you hate women
it's sad it came to this
I mean I understand the hate
but you can build nothing good on hate
Your accusation is correct, sir
the only fix to being ugly is getting jacked so you appeal to women's primal instinct of being dominated and protected
Head through the rails
Stuck
Hand in the door
Head on the floor
Gone
In the transgender community, incels are known as eggs.
Happy gay faggot month
Todays random gay faggot fact of the day is that over 10% of gay men who have had sex within 1 week have no control over their bowel movements.
Thanks for reading
Also its my birthday
House prices in Canada are so bad that YouTube has started attaching suicide crisis line numbers to videos discussing the topic.
Just pumped out a nut.
No youtube probably just read your earlier Anon Babble posts about how you were going to kill yourself
take me sad
having to share your birthday with the start of sodomite pedophile transgender season every year
Absolutely brutal
They smell good too but I can't have one because I have cats anyway I hope you can find some beauty and meaning today
how come theres more canadians late night than americans, is it a time zone thing
It wasn't always like this...
I’ve never posted that, am not suicidal, and only logged into /cum/ about an hour ago.
Pumped out a big nut.
wtf is this, autocorrect changed transvestite to transgender to be more PC or something
delightfully dystopic
Damn he turned black because all that smoke
that's what you get for being incompetent zealous libtards, which is even worse than your average libtard who's just like "hurr durr taxes for the rich or something empathy xd"
I was the suicide guy. And the Billie Eilish guy. And the thinking that parrot was cool guy. But not other guys. Easy to mix up us leafs.
How is it that Canada has way more Chinese and Indians per capita than us yet their drugs are so much better and don't cause asphyxiatian by cop?
LOL
Yeah thanks for showing me that bird. It’s really cool. I feel a little better I guess, but I’m tired.
still better than most of the world according to this map
What year is that data from?
The United States, the greatest republic since Rome, and the British Empire, the greatest empire since Rome, may be said to have arisen from that three-cornered fort the Jamestown settlers began to build the day they arrived. But that Republic and that empire did not rise because the settlers and those who followed believed in diversity, equality, and democracy, but because they rejected diversity, equality, and democracy. The English, the Virginians, the Americans were all ‘us-or-them’ people. They believed in the superiority of their Christian faith and English culture and civilization. And they transplanted that unique faith, culture, and civilization to America’s fertile soil…This was our land, not anybody else’s. But today America and Britain have embraced ideas about the innate equality of all cultures, civilizations, languages, and about the mixing of all tribes, races, and peoples, that are not only ahistorical, they are suicidal for America and the West.
I can’t find an actual date for the data on that website, but it’s definitely old. If you set your income to $100k, it says it’ll take you 4 years to afford a house, ie that a house costs $400k, and the average house in Canada is now $700k.
I want to fly away into that pink and orange cream sky, high over the smoke and the pain in the chest
ni**er now kill me motherfucker bitch tits fa*ggot
such is the life of swear words
yeah i'm thinkin it's over
Are canadians truly expected to pay the full cost of a house upfront?
You don't have mortgages?
We have mortgages. They’ve even started extending the maximum length of a mortgage from 30 years to 40 years. The problem is that the monthly mortgage payment has gotten so high that you need to be earning like $300k/yr to qualify for a piece of shit fixer-upper starter home
I’m a big ugly retard! I need to be KILLED out in the streets! I need to be KILLED and nothing more.
That just means it can start again
now I taste only dreams
Don’t forget that the $700k average house price is dragged down by rural areas with no jobs and such. If you want to live in a city where there are economic opportunities other than collecting welfare and shooting fentanyl, then you’re looking at an average house costing $1.1M in the Greater Toronto Area, for example
Nah ggdfijbc smoke s my doc cock. Smokes smokes chees3 out of my ass a,l all the way out of my ass
How much have you had to drink tonight
I drank a fifth of vodka you dare me to drive
Don’t do that, retard
zoomers these days smdh
unfortunately not, time waits for no man
Doing a poo
Why are so many of you nibbas suicidal? Life would be so much worse for you anywhere else or at any other time in history.
I’m not one of the suicidal niggas, but your post points to how suicidality is not inversely correlated with hedonism. People need stuff like a sense of meaning to enjoy their lives; not wealth relative to third world grugs, or access to gay sex, iPhones, and fentanyl.
Just dropped my phone and shattered my glass screen protector :^)
What sense of meaning do you think you would get from struggling just to survive for one day, every day? Most tribes from Brazil that get contacted modernize quickly and don't look back.
Why is your nose so pointy
Most tribes from Brazil that get contacted modernize quickly and don't look back.
That’s just because modernity is addictive. Give tribal grugs smart phones and access to the Internet, and they all get addicted to pornography. Who can be bothered with courtship or starting a family when you can just jack off to porn? Loosely speaking, it’s like everyone falling into a Nash equilibrium path of least resistance that’s also the worst outcome for everyone involved. That they adopt it doesn’t mean it’s good.
Animals in the wild live nasty, brutish, and short lives, but they rarely commit suicide
In fact some animals exhibit self-harming or suicidal behaviors when kept in captivity, where they have guaranteed shelter, food, and medical care
it was actually really fucking sad and proved the blackpillers right. She was much more pleasant to be around than you'd imagine and everything was splendid until I let the mask slip even 1%. She short-circuited and got hysterical at the slightest inkling of an un-approved opinion so I just doubled down. All college "educated" women are like this and it's brutal.
Well I would phrase it differently. I'd stand up for lonely men, but "incel" carries a different, more hateful context. There are plenty of virgin men that aren't incels, because being an incel means you hate women.
First, I dont agree with your definitions. Second, shortly after mentioning incels she brought up Jordan Peterson, and in simpler terms I said he's a pozzed faggot normie compared to myself and she was taken aback, thinking him to be the king of the 'cels, the most extreme man on earth.
But congrats on the sex my guy
thanks, unfortunately she was INCREDIBLY sexy and I will never smell her lovely brown girl musk again
wtf why is this BROWN GIRL a staunch believer in anti-White ideology I’m so BLACKPILLED
Stop miscegenating, retard
hating incels is anti white now?
They used to keep a gorilla in a 14' x 14' concrete enclosure at a mall in Tacoma, Washington, he was there from 1967 to 1994
en.wikipedia.org
just get to see live gorillas while you're out shopping
boomers really didnt know how good they had it
Thankfully he got moved to a proper zoo for the final years of his life, hope we was happier there
Look, I grew up on a farm. It sucked and I hated every minute of my life until I got emancipated and could leave at 15. I understand the whole hustle and bustle meme and how rural living is romanticized but the reality is it's soul crushing tedium. There isn't some big epiphany from fixing a fence it's just something you have to do because if you don't all your cows will fuck off and the business is screwed. You have freedom in the sense, you can walk over a creek or shoot at some squirrels or throw rocks at cars because that's all there is to do. There's a sense of community because you don't have a choice who the fifty boomers in town are and you have to play their games because there aren't any other options. And you better go to church whether you believe or not because otherwise people will start talking. One time my cousin smashed his shin with an adze while we were digging postholes and there were no emergency services in the area at that time so we ended up taking him to a horse doctor. He still has a limp. I get how you can be jaded and disaffected with life as a young person, but damn, hell to the no with all that shit. There's a reason why suicide rates are through the roof for the agricultural industry. Just go camping once a month or get some chickens man.
There are plenty of chimpouts at malls in our era, albeit
yeah but those monkeys arent behind bars!
racism funny. blacks equals gorilla so funny
someone post a picture of an african with a skull almost identical to a gorillas to shut this clown up
Reparations beotch!
-the Ghost of Ivan
itd be funny if ivan wasnt a gorilla but just a really really lazy nigga and nobody noticed lol
I's gets free foods, free drimp, and i's don't gotsta work!
what the fuck is drimp
LOL
lets consult the ebonics dictionary
I think he meant "drip", which is jewelry
do we give gorillas "drip" though?
I used to work at starbucks and when stanley cups started coming in I thought it was like a NHL cross promotion thing.
Like we were going to be selling Stanley Cup trophy cups. Man was I fucking mad when I found out people were going to be lining up at 4:30 am to spend $50 on a shitty $5 walmart cup.
We should
they'd probably take better care of their jewelry than the BLACKS do
you wont say that to a black persons face
Monke lived in a fucking mall for three decades you’d think there’d be more pictures of it online than the few shitty ones on google
goblin mode
It lived in a mall prior to smartphones
I hope I'm never face to face with a black
Fair play. Not so sure it's just an anti-white thing. My 4 sisters are all racist but would never say something unacceptable out loud and would disassociate a stranger with the wrong opinions. On paper, they're all anti-white. 2 of them have libtard husbands who would not dare utter a wrongthink even when it's just me and them. To me it's like breathing, I just say whatever is on my heart, dont care if I'm talking to the Pope, the President, a homeless man or the most beautiful woman on earth, I am the same person, I am incapable of being disingenuous and it bites me in the ass often. Not saying I'm full magatard btw I've read more lefty books than 95% of leftists
I’m not one of these “back to the land” trads. I don’t believe in the so-called “Benedict Option” of withdrawal in response to a profoundly sick society, as they refuse to leave you alone. Leave them alone to go pursue a quiet farming lifestyle, and soon enough, cops will be busting your door down for being a kulak chud or whatever. Nevertheless, I don’t think we can allow this profound sickness to go untreated, otherwise it will probably be terminal.
Cameras existed
I’m sure it must have been a newsworthy thing
he was there for 30 years everyone got used to the mall gorilla after 3 months probably
This is pretty sad to see, he's so small for a gorilla
you dont think he was a baby there in that black and white photo?
I’m pretty much the same in terms of speaking my mind. All you can really do is be honest, and then let the ideological zealots who are repulsed by that take their leave. Better to rip the bandaid early than to establish a relationship on false pretences, and then have a more painful split down the line.
It was taken in 1973, idk the lifespan of a gorilla but that's 6 years into his captivity
Black and white photos lasted well into the '70s, presumably they were cheaper to make
I'm gonna guess he was adolescent at best there
The irony is, at least in America, the government subsidizes the industrial agriculture industry. They WANT you to go grow corn and pigs because that's a big profit source for them. They want people to go larp as Dan'l Boone because then it's a couple more acres they can buy for nothing to build another lane to SLC through. The tech industry is the same. It's all the same shit different calluses.
I would 100% trust that a guy that looks like that would make good bbq
i want mall monkey i want mall monkey i want mall monkey i want mall monkey i want mall monkey i want mall monkey i want mall monkey i want mall monkey i want mall monkey
Some little shithead kid in Tacoma probably through a tantrum saying just this about wanting to see that gorilla
so the new apartment doesn’t have satellite so I subbed to this iptv service and now have tons of weird channels. Was just mindlessly going through the list when I came across „Out TV“ which is apparently a Canadian station that airs lgbt shows all day every day. Anyway rn some show about this huge gorilla negro tranny called „Freedia“ is on.
Story of my Sunday morning!!
and I'm saying it now, again, I live in the richest country on earth I deserve monkeys in my malls
that's funny we were just talking about gorillas and niggas here actually
yeah you're right he did get bigger lol
apparently he would make paintings/drawings and the mall would sell them
I’m surprised that exists, as it sounds like all Canadian TV stations. Aren’t you supposed to carve out a niche?
forgot image
Build a little section 8 housing ghetto inside the mall surrounded by a moat and give them fent and paintball guns
eh, he looks pretty content. no worse off than an office job, right?
fent
that wouldn't make for good entertainment, give em crack
Maybe a mix of both. Crackheads shooting the nodding fent enjoyers with paintballs would be entertaining
to be honest i don't think blacks use fent at a much higher rate, look at any video of kensington philadelphia and it's still mostly whites
it used to be that it wasn't over but then i crossed the threshold and it was over
it ain't over til you die
In Southern California most of the crazy homeless people are white, at least in my experience
Cock and ball torture
It's unironically because of paranoid schizophrenia, which disproportionately affects whites. You have to be mentally ill to be homeless here.
I like to make women sniff my cock and balls
reminder paranoid schizoprenia is the atheist materialist label for demonic possession
whities just love drugs
sheeit we need to get some priests on the street corners exorcising these fools!
paranoid schizophrenia, which disproportionately affects whites
The opposite is true albeit
yes. you ever see reactions from people on the bus when a minister appears and starts talking about the word? those screams arent human.
jesus was probably an undiagnosed schizophrenic
we need more proselytizing ministers spreading the good news
Even today with immigration there are way more white people here than blacks and black people never call the cops or go to a doctor
I had a dream where I got a giant cuthulu chest tattoo
all religion were started by schizos
we have people that know alot about blacks
perhaps too much about blacks... perhaps... there are blacks amongus?
shut up demon your going to be saved and we'll make you like it. EZEKIEL 5:6
das rite cracka
africans were content living as they had for thousands upon thousands of years before whitey came in with his tricknology
nigga tf we wuz kangz in wakanda until whitey stole our technology and then we built america but not africa
Pull the trigger kill a
youtube.com
what is it good for
just sat down and watched a hour video start to finish like it was nothing
I never played madworld
you still have an attention span, why don't you do something constructive with it?
just because i can watch an 100% run of grounded doesn't mean i can study for one hour, in fact, quite the opposite
watch an hourlong video of something more useful
its too boring
put on a speedrun in another window
You can but you won't
BIG difference
max i can do is 10 minutes tops per day
can you go to a doctor and get prescribed amphetamines in brazil? it might ruin your life but it also might make you more productive
In bed(7am)
You mean the max you WILL do
i want to live in LA
didn't europeans move to america en masse throughout the last few centuries? why did they stop doing that
i like trvmp because he is cool and funny
right quote
because you put insane restrictions on us
Latinas and slavs >>>>> Asians
fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to... suffering...
asian girls look like THAT?!
Just followed this beard grooming video that the JewTube algorithm put in my feed and gyatt damn do I look sharp now!!
When Juliane Strauß introduces herself to new people and says, "I am 42 and have no children", the reactions are similar. "You still have time," they say, for example. Or: "Well, then you can still have some."
That's true, in a way. But it's not actually true. The probability of getting pregnant after the age of 40 is between five and eight percent. Even fertility treatment at this age would only just double the chance of having a baby.
Juliane Strauß is annoyed for another reason in particular: she doesn't want children. On the contrary: she loves the freedom she has in her life because she is not responsible for having children. Getting up early to do sport before work. Drinking wine with friends in the evening without the worrying knowledge that she will have to work again first thing in the morning. Traveling, lots of traveling.
Why is it always "omg I can travel!!!" with childfree foids
why are you always making dogshit posts
Still generated two (You)s
I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY.
Spill the tea sis…
Very Strange.
but at what cost
I hate Canada. Just sayin'.
I took this image
okay
Canadians be like
I‘m Canadian
hello. time for church
Vomited
TEENAGE SAMOANS AND WE DON'T CARE
Cool lizard what do you call him in Germany
Well you can't have mine.
cum
God bless
haa... think i might be starting to bald
i noticed it the other day
im not even that old too
Eidechse :-D
don't panic, it's all within normal parameters
Got a really bad haircut and don't want to leave the house
wear a durag
its over...
dont know about that
not like im in a position to marry or have any interest in dating around
not really a concern for a few years at least
maybe ill just start shaving it if it doesnt grow back
wake up at 7am
spend 8 hours at my undignified humiliating wagie job
speak to no one
come home (moms house)
lay in my twin sized bed looking at my phone
go to sleep at 11pm
i would be more useful if they mulched me and fed me to pigs
this beer is only 3% alcohol
Literally what is the point?
i would be more useful if they mulched me and fed me to pigs
who's they?
pig farmers of america i guess
perkele
My life sucks so much I worked 50 to 60 hours to prove myself but still got fired so he could a pay raise because they thought firing inexperience workers was a good idea
GAY and NOT ITALIAN
just cleaned years of old jizz and lint out of my belly button
somehow it actually stays pretty moist in there and wasnt as dry as i expected
was mostly just dry around the inner rim
very smelly though
THE VENN DIAGRAM FOR CANADIANS AND DOG GROOMERS IS A CIRCLE
Working for others is always the biggest cuck in the modern world.
I've created a new process for making a companies main product that was faster, safer and looked 10x better, saved them a day worth of man hours by making new machines on top of also being the fastest worker that has ever worked there in over 20 years while still keeping quality, all as a simple labourer. Never asked anything extra for that or even any praise, what I did get however was more and more of all the shit arduous work no one else would do.
At my current workplace too I've organised the complete shit show my machines station was and reduced the setup time from 30 minutes to 3 while making the cuts consistent every time instead of having to make further adjustments constantly throughout the day.
They gave me an "average" rating at my 6 month review.
What's even better is that I'm leaving soon and my replacement has gone back to doing things the old 30 minute way and the work area is returning to its old messy self.
Never working for anyone else ever again once I'm fucking done here, I suggest you do the same. You will always appreciate yourself for working 60 hours in a week, no one else will.
I have only 5k in my savings account sadly
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? THERE WAS AN INDIAN NEXT TO IT. WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? IT REALIZED IT WAS CROSSING THE CANADIAN BORDER.
youtu.be/watch?v=UuzA4U1njO8
GOOOOOOD MORNING /cum/
I also used to be a yellowfeverfag but then I moved to the USA and saw a bunch of hot blonde and blue eyed girls now i'm a germanicfeverfag
might go buy tacos in like an hour
What is usually in your tacos?
Hello.
taco
TACO = TRUMP ALWAYS CHICKENS OUT
What is usually in your tacos?
Kangaroo meat and vegemite for the 'mires braaaaaaahhhh
Should I honestly move out of Jacksonville?
Have you considered Stevenville?
lol
Have you considered NASHVILLE?
remember when people used to listen to godspeed you black emperor
Remember when people listened to Boards of Canada?
dude i’m tired of youtube recommending me these videos with 7 views of tweakers reviewing potato chips
Remember when weebs gaslighted themselves into believing Maximum the Hormone was a good band
I am delaying my trip to Asia a couple months because I lost the temp job sadly I only was able to get 5k because I decided it was a good idea to go to Boston to see the red Sox
literally figuratively metaphysically retarded
GIRUGAMESH
orange!
im planning on attending a new church today
i recently moved and need to find somewhere new to go
hopefully it goes okay
no idea what a virtual YouTuber is and honestly i don't want to know.
here’s some incredibly boring information about my life
dubs decide which denomination
Shit.
But have you gooned to them?
seventh day adventist
Methodist
Quakers
reformed baptist
there is actually a giant catholic cathedral right across the street from where i live but i dont really want to become a catholic...
shakers
Jehovah's Witnesses
Mormons
*jumps*
Black Hebrews
germans don't count, only /cum/ flags
Baptist