/brit/

Jesus Christ is God and if you don't like it, get out

Catberg has been eliminated

i have no idea i just said reddit likes it and it sent you into a meltie

Currently messaging a drug dealer on Snapchat it’s very scary

she's got you there rorke

youtube.com/watch?v=nHH_P68vX1w

Stop being a cowardly cunt and defend your love for Reddit

lmfaooooooooo now he's backpedaling over Reddit (he knows what they like over there he uses it that often)

completely wrong. if you've been on a 10 mile hike you're going to the pub for warmth and food, not to get pissed on pints of carling

Actually howling that you're acting like 10 miles through meandering English countryside is going to leave you desperate for warmth and shelter
You're not fooling anyone

neighbour only lets his cat out once a week

You are a runt

As long as you don't act on it, you can be an open and proud pedophile.

Trannies we call those

uh oh melty

Yeah a 2 hour walk in the cold and wet will usually leave one seeking warmth
Try leaving your HMO occasionally woglad

Yeah they definitely don’t stink of shit
They definitely don’t act creepy
They definitely aren’t predatory around women
It’s just their names, that’s it

Sopranos is reddit

Mumstein yelled and screamed at me last night.
This morning she apologized.

if you've been on a 10 mile hike you're going to the pub for warmth and food, not to get pissed on pints of carling

blud thinks this is the 14th century with cunts stopping at the inn halfway through their journey

10 miles is not that long besides why wouldn't you want some pints after a long walk hot or cold

I imagined your voice quivering as you said this lol

speak English

Barely

here legally

You're allowed to do 40h a week deliveroo on a student visa? Must have missed that one

they work

See above

don't commit terrorism, not in gangs

They riot every time they lose the cricket

how often do you go hiking

sopranos: reddit
breaking bad: twitter
the wire: Anon Babble

Latvian tells me to enjoy the cans on the long weekend

>wait, I have no cans. I have to go outside for the fucking cans

FUCK SAKE

if you surrender your capacity to enjoy anything to reddit then that's all everything's going to be
you'll be miserable and anhedonic and everything will be reddit, is that the world you want to live in lad?

PINTS MAKE YOU DEHYDRATED

unreal how calling something reddit sends the chudders into a meltie

It's not fair to the animals. They didn't deserve this.

Kek you're such a weak little man, just admit you're an alchy and stop pretending you have hobbies

Rural Wales anon?

J.K. Rowling announces that she will be using her private wealth from the Harry Potter series to develop the J.K. Rowling Women’s Fund, an organization dedicated to removing transgender rights "in the workplace, in public life, and in protected female spaces”

Ohhh take it easy

To be fair no one is getting properly pissed after a hike
A lot of hobbies have a culture of going to the pub afterwards
You'd have to be a foreigner or a shut-in zoomzoom not to know that

my cock and bollocks? reddit

made a different new, didn't notice this one because it was early and single-linked
bloody canslad always up to his old tricks

so what
you're done the hike and can just get some water

Yes that’s me

it's spelled cheddar you fool

wow this is some sad projection

a kitkat she wanted
my chunky she got

What's better call Saul then

lol where abouts do you live?

why do people like her and graham linehan have to be absolutely rabidly transphobic 100% of the time and letting it consume their life? why can't they just be normal and hate trannies passively without making it their entire personality?

Time to filter the USA

haven't seen it

Most moral country in the world blowing up innocent defenseless cats

Nice, glad you managed to find someone in the end, hopefully the deal goes through without any problems

mad how shit gta v was

tumblr

Based

Jeeves, open up a can of pedigree chum for the runts of the thread tonight.

im 22 and live with the bergs and have 15k in the bank, just save my wages dont buy anything really

how did the things jesus said and did when he was alone get recorded in the gospels?

ok

still have an NFT that I unironically spent £4k on in 2022 and don't know what to do with it now that it's worth £0
I'm holding on in the hope that people start liking NFTs again

it's not that bad, you're probably just sick of it because it's been the most recent gta game for fucking ages

Some real Raggedy ass shit, boy

in rowling's case it's because she's a genuine TERF
trannies call any woman who doesn't want men in dresses in her spaces a TERF, but she's always been an active feminist

Sex in the missionary position with the missus and passionately kissing her (pic related, it's her)

What do you mean? He wasn't alone when he was with Mark, Luke, John or Peter.

it's 5 o'clock

What did kotberg ever do to you

ELF

Walk 10 miles in two hours do ya? Exposed yourself here lad

do the bergs make you pay rent?

i played it on release, completed the terrible story, messed about in the multiplayer a bit and then binned it
didnt hold a candle to iv

cat outside going MEOW MEOW MEOW

I guess close to Deiniolen
Thank you mate

He told them

He said so.

ktim

passionately kissing her

kissing her what? x

yes i pay a fee monthly
but it isn't a lot and therefore 90% of my monthly wage is just saved up
don't want a car or anything expensive so i just save (and buy the odd book, beer, game, birthday present etc)

Not a rush is it, usually over uneven ground too

yeah I played GTA 5 again recently, the story just really isn't interesting and los santos has no charm

love my filters
working like a charm

that whole temptation by satan bit which is in itself so stupid, i mean satan knows jesus is presumably god and is offering something god already own as temptation, how retarded satan has to be even to try it lol

should get a car mate, the general sense of freedom of being able to go wherever you want at any time is fucking mint
but things might work differently in the uk so i guess i'll leave you to figure that one out

Looks Jewish.

final football game for 3 months

mental

Your god hates you

gta is shit
bully is kino
simple as

i dont go anywhere so its pointless

satan knows jesus is presumably god

Big presumption
Jesus was God incarnate
What do you think incarnate entails?

the warriors was good

oh no whatever will you do now

same pretty much, though i did dip my toes into the online a couple of years back and kept getting blown up by 12 year olds on flying motorcycles, got annoyed and quit again
that said, i don't think the story is that bad, even though IV is far superior

Try not to kill any cats.

Just isn’t though is it

i want one just for the sake of having a new toy to play with but i'd never use it enough, i live in the goycattle 'burbs with plenty of public transport

Manhunt mogs all of them

I’d smell Emma Watson’s farts.

Don't take this as an insult but you seem to be a Jew with American-tier intellect

he makes bets with god in the book of job even though he knows god is omniscient
it's just a parable

Looks good to me.

reddit loved that game

ill be watching it all alone like a sad little floating copepod

mad how there must be an additional legion of MASSIVE jungle bbc weilding pornstars out there but we never see them because they only do gay porn and bum little white twinks

Catbergs stand with Palestine

i didn't really go anywhere before i had a car either, but ever since i got one i found myself wanting to go somewhere just for the sake of doing so, it's fun

I have seen more retarded look..

Have you shot any evil antisemitic cats lately

How the FUCK can bio female even compete with are Hunter?

We should nuke Israel for this

Dont know, not sure sorry

lunch time!

What's up with the Egyptian flag?
Buhaaaaaaaa bam bam bam eek

How many cats have you thrown off the roof today

Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib?

Literally got fucking herpes on his lip

That’s a bloke with a willy and ballbag

avoid the city town fair

even though i've only had sex 4 or 5 times in my entire life, thanks to porn i have still seen more vaginas than all my male ancestors combined

Very yourself.

By two simple reasons
1: not being mentally ill
2: not being a faggot

Why do you abuse animals?

You should look up what Halal slaughter entails if you’re so concerned about animal abuse

censoring the word fucking is so lame

4th of July not too far off.

Again..

class sign that

I'm not defending the Mohammedans you simpleton.

I think I'd rather have the sex to be honest

big brown clitty leakage itt, and still no answer - who was recording him talking to himself alone?

it's just a parable

sure every thing that doesn't make sense is a parable how conveient
sure

"hiker" niggas be like

fucking hell, almost killed myself walking those two miles, best pile myself with alcohol! This (((hike))) certainly wasn't an excuse though!

zip it

My

sex is reddit

White people care about animals.

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God

Fucking hell man. Prepare XD.

Telling the Jews I hate Muslims
Telling the Muslims I hate Jews
Foolproof really

Rorke dad smashing a cheeky 6 pack of beer after his 2500 calorie pizza

Stop blowing up cats

*makes your narwhal bacon*

Every Slavic pop.

=D

the auschads and britgods are making fun of me again

Thinking about that time governmentstein made it illegal to go outside unless you were protesting against Yank police, bit mad really

Don't mind yanks me :)

god i love tranimals

Back!!!

thanks man

and we all did a cheeky clap every week for brave nurses making dancing tiktoks

did they?

I want to make love to Emma Watson.

why do you always post these drinks

people that watch F1 need to be put on watchlists

something not quite right about them

Didn't they?

Why is she picking up beef with me?

this is an american website please be kind to your hosts

Let's all meet up in the year 2000

Are you a muslim

dibble berg
or
glibber bed
or
big ed byrl
or
debby girl

car go vroom

:D

Very perfect.

What?

(((hikers))) will really walk 10 miles purely to excuse their drinking habit

because they taste good

How the fuck are you still on about hikers two hours later

Running.. her

who's going to the friday freak off?

yeah sounds unrealistic doesn't it
almost as if you're mistaken

Lil bro BIG mad his scheme has been uncovered

How many proofs?

another weekend sat indoors

Beginning to think that squirt may actually be piss.

Is it true Egyptian women (especially Coptic) are BWC devotee baby factories

With you.

toil done for the week
now time for some burritos and a few heineys and perhaps a film

Lil bro starting to sweat

Reddit loves slagging off hikers

might buy and ship a tonne of guns to south sudan as a gag

THAT THONG-TH-THONG-THONG-THONG-THONG

Cowering in fear of the far-right

This is cope given hiking is Reddit: the "hobby"

The AUDACITY of this cunt

take out cash

run into circumstance where I have to use that exact amount of cash

no longer have cash

how about taking a long hike off a short pier

Hiking? Racist. Simple as.

*shoves you out the airlock*

grim alkie freak incapable of consuming alcohol without it being drug abuse

"yes I know we spent more time in the pub getting pissed than actually walking but trust me hiking is my actual hobby I just can't get enough!"

i hike women's dresses up

If I'm so racist how come I mostly played as Franklin

Wanted it mf?

anybody who ever made it did so by breaking all rules of morality and legality

Now THIS is projection

Grim unfanciable freak, me

ktim
ktiam

got too many pictures saved

What?

racist white boy SHOCKS bustas and locs with perfect los santos hood slang

Cum swapping with Hunter Schafer, my wife (male)

Yeah? What kind?

Why the fuck is there an Egypt flag bot? Literally what the fuck nigga why

favourite trousers have performed a rippage near the arse creating some homosexual access passage

You take that back

Good point.

Scousers be like:

Ehhhhrrrrrmmmm, remember the 79 who went to a parade and came home with minor injuries, la

He's not a bot. He's just quirky.

Yeah?

nothing illegal

liked it when the cars could do a cheeky refuel at the pit stops during the race, went a bit shit when they stopped that

welp... when life gives ya lemons!

are they capable of having tragedies that have casualties that aren't some permutation of those two digits?

spotify's equalizer is shite

Norway.

Nascar is American F1

backdoor artist

Always been.

slurping one of these
honestly may be a top 5 beer

the Hillsborough Disaster

ah yes, aggro from the missus just half an hour after I finish toil on a Friday, absolute beaut of a start to the weekend cheers love

Bent nonce freak

font

you now remember windows media player visualizers

ever shag her up the arse?

fuuuck that last line of smack hit me llike a freight train even though it was on the smaller side, must've gotten a bit that was cut with fent

What?

rorke getting flashbacks to the time hikers raped him with a beer bottle

Bunch of Scousers kill each other, everyone else was to blame

that time of the month eh
you can’t seem to win with long term cohabitation with a woman

Off to bed, lads.
Going to haev a bit of a nap and then get up and get the BIG cans

for me it was stevie g's equaliser in the 2006 fa cup final

looool

Druggie mong

Sniffing big lines of coke off Hunter's completely shaven balls and shaft while belting out Nickelback songs

HEAVEN'S GATES WONT OPEN UP FOR ME

WITH THESE BROKEN WINGS I'M FALLIN'

AND ALL I SEE IS YOU

he's got a foot like a tractor engine

bosh

Winamp had the best via Milkdrop

you now remember windows screensavers

got my thigh highs on

the young petite ginger fittie was at the gym

The Best Parts of an Uphill Hike, Ranked

1. Agreeing to the hike

2. Getting in the car after the hike

3. The post-hike beer

Screeeeeeching, so to summarise better than the so called hobby itself is the performative act of agreeing to do it, the ending of it and suprise surprise the getting pissed

voca.ro/1fuzuIryg659

glorious moment

mek new x

Why on Earth would you risk taking fent when it's so deadly

I want to make a complaint.

used to love that album as a wee lad

genuinely is, and you genuinely can't. Sick to the back teeth of it

THE pensioner dad of an executed man was left bloodied after he was attacked by hoods from a rival clan.

Joe Lee, 68, was bottled by one thug while a knife maniac tried to stab him in the unprovoked attack.

HERE COMES THE HOTSTEPPER

The problems stem from people being selfish. Not being "team players" for the good of the country. Like people who don't want to work, so we import people to do jobs. People who throw everyone under a bus so they can succeed. Etc.

Modern medicine has allowed people to live until 90 or whatever, but who really wants to live that long. Medicine has also allowed us to save almost every infant when they're ill, instead of 50% dying as they did in the past. That means those unhealthy babies grow into unhealthy adults with all sorts of issues. In the past when your baby died it would have been tragic, but maybe was for the best.

What if we kissed
In the unused NHS field hospital

What??

traction engine you fucking mong
behead yourself

get her pink holes filled

Bet he wasn't very Joe Lee (jolly) after that

ummy

Sure.

would give a left bollock to

This is what Romans looked like before the influx of brown Mediterraneans.

Total Nordicist Victory.

she gon SNATCH that presidency

cos i don't care anymore and i have naloxone on hand just in case

The ginge out of Girls Aloud was quietly the best one

I know but I always bait that particular hook to see if anyone takes it lol

please proceed in an orderly fashion to this here thread (i know it's early but posting has slowed down and i want to beat canslad)

What?

nearly pulled the cock off myself as a teenager wanking to are cheryl

same with sugarbabes

You are being a bastard.

That was obvious thoughbeit

ywn be a successful estate agent in Essex during the 90s housing boom leaning back on your chair with a fag after another big commish cheque hit your desk with this playing on the xbox hueg monitor

boshhhh

specific but I definitely feel you.
Just want the good days back me

He did the illegal move.

youtu.be/21ix1OwPoY8?si=H6ucy4eNtUJLltek