TRVTHNUKE edition
Got obliterated by the TRVKE:
/med/ + frens
FIRST FOR BAVARIA
Good morning, sisters.
Was SHOCKED when I found out that even after doing shit for almost 2 hours manoeuvring through the city, you silly sisters still did not manage to bake somehow.
Gumo Bavarianon.
gumooooo you lovable person
I'm too tired to bake as always
he's a bakelet but we can fix him
you lovable person
That would be you, you silly goose.
I'm too tired
Caroline is crying in the corner. How will you work out if you are tired?
New brainrot content dropped on Orban's tiktok
Good old Paul.
Was he hacked or is it him posting the stuff?
Was he hacked or is it him posting the stuff?
He does not know how to use a smartphone afaik. He pays some people to run his different social media accounts, so it's the guy who is paid to run his tiktok who uploads these vids. I assume it's the same person who asked different ministers to choose between two brainrots.
I did a Caroline's abs workout yesterday as a matter of fact.
Today it's arms exercises and then barbecue for dinner, it's gonna be sunny and 28°C outside, I've got me some bavette d'aloyau to grill.
Ah, kek.
Fucking crickets won't let me sleep
TCD
Hello medlings. What are the plans today?
Me I'm gonna play videogames, clean the appartment and go buy some clothes.
What kind of clothes are you looking for?
More very simple stuff that I can wear whenever and pair it with whatever (white tees, black jeans, white and black socks etc.). Will buy those at the mall.
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Very particular and nice items that will be elevated by the pairing with simple clothes mentionned above (color cap, denim or corduroy jackets, etc) that I will buy in thrift stores or local clothing stores in the city center.
I struggle to find the point in anything.
I struggle to find the point in anything
point taken
If Bavaria were in the Mediterranean, it would be called Bajerno, and its capital would be Múnico.
I'm going to play Stellaris and complain about how bad the Until Dawn movie was in the horror general on Anon Babble.
There's a heatwave here at the moment, and I'm trying to ignore it.
Can we stop inviting non-meds "frens" here? They give me the ick
i made a similar joke about amsterdam yesterday!!!!
it didn't take off and was a massive failure :D
Pretty good plan, I will follow your posts. I only lurk on /hor/. Don't hesitate to post your rant here too.
I'm trying to ignore it.
Are you succeeding?
cute joke. :)
"Hamsterdam" in The Wire is inhabited by drug addicts and black people, so your joke comes across as extremely racist to me.
Are you succeeding?
No, the suffering is only just beginning. It's going to be a long summer.
It's going to be a long summer.
I understand, I'm in the same boat. It's around 33°C right now and I barricaded myself inside.
ur a good man
It's 23 and cloudy here
Thank you, I think the same of you Bavariabro.
Lucky, I wish it was a bit less hot right now.
Good joke
The Wire was good, I only watched the first couple of seasons I think, but it was good
No it's shit because my figs need hotter temps to grow
Am back from the supermarket, there was a ton of people, I saw a hot young lady wearing revealing clothes.
Nice nice, you should post your most interesting purchase
I just returned homecfrom visiting grandma. Now I'll eat something and then waste time until it is time to go walk.
It's getting hot outside
Lovely, isn't it?
youtu.be
Look at Metz's third goal from yesterday what a banger
Not really, I like it when it's not over 20-22°C
youtube.com
Fuck you BeIn Spors
Can't relate.
Based /med/chad enjoying /med/ weather.
Nord sissies btfo.
I had a 30 minute meeting today with a senior engineer so he could help me fix a thing.
Too much work already, time to rest a little.
youtube.com
Can't stop watching corgi dog skateboarding
When people kiss, how do they know which way to move their heads so they don't bump noses? Does it ever happen where you both awkwardly lean the same way 4 or 5 times, like when you're passing someone in a hallway but you both keep stepping in the same direction? In relationships, does a pattern emerge where one person always goes one way and the other person the other way?
I'm a kissless hugless handholdingless virgin so I can't answer
Speculate.
Congrats on the win Momo. Hopefully more beautiful things to come! All those 3 goals were bangers. Reims fought pretty well too, that Ito guy is good.
It's trial and error and you just instinctively tilt your head in unison to make it work. It's one of those things that sound harder than they are when you think about it.
Does it ever happen where you both awkwardly lean the same way 4 or 5 times
Yes, and when that happens, it's just a funny little moment where both will laugh before resuming kissing. So it's actually more of a shared little joke than real awkwardness.
does a pattern emerge where one person always goes one way and the other person the other way?
never been with any girl long enough to answer that.
I bought Cholula fajita kit, never tried them, I hope they're better than Old El Paso
Thanks, now there's only Champions League final and Roland Garros which I don't really care who wins.
Cholula looks nice for sure. Update us for the taste.
Champions League final and Roland Garros
I don't really watch any sports, except if it's with friends or something.
I prefer to play sports myself for sure.
If I recall correctly, I once saw a crazy person riding one of these in traffic. It was either this, or some other weird vehicle.
I have issues explaining what my favorite genre of music.
I made a little chart to try and make sense of it.
I guess electro industrial.
This is edgy-millenial-who-won't-adjust-to-being-30-years-old-core.
I agree
Thanks, I also bought the burrito one
You can have more than one favourite genres. No need for just one above others.
Rude for no fucking reason. No wonder you guys have no friends.
Yeah of course, I'm just trying to consolidate some way to summarize that specific vibe/genre
Some alright stuff there
Age is just a number. Social expectations are not important
As the heat rises, women's clothing will be becoming more and more revealing.
Who are you?
I don't know any of these so I can't give you my opinion
Dark clubbing?