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free palestine

I'll take two

good times never seemed so good

one mirrion troops
WOOOOOW

we're all going to die lads btw

ai-2027.com/

wont be clicking on this virus link

Pandering to faggots makes most normal people pissed off, leading to lower tax revenue

diversity is our stench

developed a bit of a rash on the old wilberforce

*wanks you off with sandpaper*

pandering to wogs and poofs alienates 90% of the population

Daily reminder that 'gender identity' does not exist.
There is no such thing as being 'transgender'.
Human beings cannot change their sex.

Transgenderism is a paedophillic misogynistic cult that harms women and children.

According to yhe binble, Tyre was to be wiped from the earth by Nebuchadnezzar of Babylon and never to be lived in again. It goes on about how absolute the destruction will be, at some length....
Someone had better tell the 200,000 people who live there today.

If you go for a late morning or early afternoon drive in one of our larger cities, you see the following

old people

poor people on the dole

mothers with kids, of different socio-economic backgrounds

africans, tons of clearly fresh from nigeria africans

jeets, pakis, and other browns in ubers or shitboxes for deliveroo

serious wronguns, saw a giant fat fuck wobbling down the street with his stomach hanging out his pants, clearly mentally ill, like something from an american wal-mart

Time for scran since I am allowed one hour break from the hometoil
I have been extremely buys with the hometoil, lads. Spent all morning waching the telly

why are the nigerians actually here? do they just apply to come to the uk for no actual reason and we let them?

earth is flat, just like my bollocks after my gf stomps them

please help me I need to find a weed dealer before tonight please

everyone dies nigga

apply

What?

Book of Daniel, written in ~170 BC, accurately predicts events that happened in the 4th Century BC

scamming benefits system, deliveroo, illegal shit, care sector, package delivery, security for tesco

Book of Scraniel

ecclesiastes and job predicts a shitload of modern activies
nowt to be done except suffer and die

wasn't written in the 170 bc tho lol

You're dying right now lad RIP in peaces

What?

any crawling with parasites man in

right but surely you cant just say you're going to be a security guard for tesco then move here with your entire family?

Finished my final dentist appointment there and dentistberg just got himself £300 for pulling out two upper wisdom teeth that took him at most 10 minutes each
Just not right that you get charged that much for an NHS service

when do you think anti immigrant sentiment will peak?

they move here first, become the security guard for tesco, then use the system to bring their family over. Since there is enough of them they can rig their finances on paper to meet the minimum requirement.

How so?

First day at the call centre on Monday. Mum's ironed my Charles Tyrwhitts already so I'm ready to go. I'll be running the place by the end of the year, mark my words.

Did they hurt? My dentist told me they needed coming out almost 8 years ago and they've been fine.
£300 isn't that bad if you're in excruciating pain.

you made the claim prove it

Gays are high earning and don't have kids so generally pay way more tax than they use in services that anyone else.

how does the fist person even move here legally?

boomers and genx dying off and the country losing all memory of being british is what would kill it

nah it's apparently one of the easiest teeth to pull out, the upper ones anyway, been told I'll have some numbness and a bit of pain for the next few days but the tooth itself was easy enough

money isn't the only way a society benefits

they are ''''''''''''''''''''''''students''''''''''''''''''''

There's a mousenonce sized hole in my heart

Rorke turning a blind eye to this one

care sector/nhs is how most nigerians came here recently

I meant did they cause pain before you had them pulled?

nah just told me he could see a ton of decay because they're quite hard to clean and it was best to just pull them but never caused me any pain at any point

generally pay way more tax than they use in services that anyone else.

Until they get a bunch of STDs

money is the only way society benefits
the nice and clean streets are all paid for

Wearing a new jockstrap today

what does the government spend our taxes on?

Evidence for late writing

Errors in the depiction of the Persian court

Errors in the sequence of Babylonian and Persian rulers, including a significant role by the fictitious "Darius the Mede"

Chronological errors and contradictions throughout, suggesting a complicated literary history rather than a historical basis

Accurate descriptions of regional second-century political events leading up to 167 BCE

Lack of knowledge regarding events from 164 onward, notably including the death of Antiochus IV

Presence of late Persian and Greek loanwords

Lack of attestation for Daniel (both the character and the book) prior to the late second or first century BCE

Genre considerations: Much of Daniel is written as an apocalypse, a genre that didn't exist before the 2nd century BCE.

Theology considerations: Theological developments like named archangels and an eschatological resurrection emerged very late in Judaism, and cannot be found in earlier biblical writings (even post-exilic ones).

Evidence for early writing

Erm...

obviously untrue

and don't have kids

Not good for the economy that

If u hate it here go to OZ it’s like here but sunny and the demographics are like the uk was in the 80s

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Could have saved your £300 then lad. Of course a dentist is going to suggest treatments that make money. Like you said, £300 for half an hours work is decent.

The government spends £1.12 billion per day, imagine how easy it would be to skim 100k if u was the prime minister or something

so why don't you live there?

Errors in the depiction of the Persian court

such as?

>Errors in the sequence of Babylonian and Persian rulers, including a significant role by the fictitious "Darius the Mede"

incorrect this is your inability to understand the historical fact that the medes and the persians were initially the same empire before the persians fully subsumed them

Chronological errors and contradictions throughout, suggesting a complicated literary history rather than a historical basis

where?

Accurate descriptions of regional second-century political events leading up to 167 BCE

reeee prophesy not allowed

Lack of knowledge regarding events from 164 onward, notably including the death of Antiochus IV

ahh so it's contemporary but then it stops being contemporary arbitrarily despite antiochus IV being the most important figure on your reading (i.e. when the antichrist narrative stops), yet you think they wouldn't amend the text to reflect this, or have issues putting it through the canon when everyone says "hold on a sec that didn't happen"

Presence of late Persian and Greek loanwords

such as?

Lack of attestation for Daniel (both the character and the book) prior to the late second or first century BCE

simple false he is literally mentioned by ezekiel

Genre considerations: Much of Daniel is written as an apocalypse, a genre that didn't exist before the 2nd century BCE.

again begging the question lmao

Theology considerations: Theological developments like named archangels and an eschatological resurrection emerged very late in Judaism, and cannot be found in earlier biblical writings (even post-exilic ones).

again begging the question
embarrassing
atheists are embarrassing
0 evidence and what specific claims you make are simply wrong

yeah nah we're full, sod off

Daniel is not a prophet. He is a dream interpreter and a wise man, but he is not a prophet.

100k is nothing to them

that doesnt sound like a real job

If I really wanted to you couldn’t stop me

Diego be like "yeah God definitely exists although I can't prove it so you just have to trust me bro"

Embarrassing

>Chronological errors and contradictions throughout, suggesting a complicated literary history rather than a historical basis

where?

Chapter 2 describes Nebuchadnezzar’s second year of his reign as when he has a dream and consults Daniel, yet chapter 1 states that Daniel received 3 years of training once captured by Nebuchadnezzar before he could be in the king’s court

Can you religious bores take it to

NOOO there definitely wasn't a ruler before nebuchadnezzar
LMAO

we need to go back

rorke floored

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yet you think they wouldn't amend the text to reflect this, or have issues putting it through the canon when everyone says "hold on a sec that didn't happen"

Do you know literally nothing about (real) jewish history?

crisps discussion

FUCK OFF TO Anon Babble

immigration discussion

FUCK OFF TO Anon Babble

history discussion

FUCK OFF TO Anon Babble

What EXACTLY are we PERMITTED to talk about in here?

What?

Not nothing to me

i know plenty
what is your issue with my statement?

talk about,
my poo shit,
talk about,
my poo shit,
talk about,
my poo shit,
talk about,
my poo shit,
my, my, my poo shit,
my, my, my poo shit

poo

Poo

Jumping frog

poo is human biology
take it to Anon Babble

poo mind

mental how combative and aggressive diego is for no reason, even when he's right he makes you want to disagree with him because of what a dickhead and a poor rhetorician he is

rorke gang tap in #money

the fabled /brit/ poomind

That Rihanna t shirt and chino combo went hard

i'm far less belligerent than the people i engage with here
and how am i a poor rhetorician?

rorke type shit

british culture o algo

here's the thing:

love picking my toenails and eating it

british culture

what is it?
genuinely asking, not making fun

i'm far less belligerent than the people i engage with here

patently, obviously untrue and literally everybody knows it including you. maybe youve just had too much to drink again

poo

the irony of calling me belligerent while literally insulting me in the same post

albuquerque

desu rorke isn't saying we're different underneath. we're different on the surface, which actually matters more.

man united just conceded against part time hong kong plumbers

STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS

there's a little bit of Mousey in all of us

you wouldnt get it

which one are you personally?
which one represents the average brit?

Kek really? They lost to part time malay builders the other day

get in lads
irish will be crying into their potato soup tonight

deserved. wish they'd all suffocate. only the worst of the worst go to spain in the summer. fucking lads and cheap holiday resorts for runts.

brown sauce on beans on toast on bread?

just realised the minecraft movie isn't a /brit/ gimmick and it's an actual film

Not according to that advert mate

what's ntr

no idea what ntr is

no you wouldn't get it

I go to the gay resort near Malaga me

nice

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haha nothing forgetaboutit

Miserable little worm

CHICKEN JOCKEY

gaydar going bonkers at this image

what a bitch are gio is

Japanese cuck porn

she needs you more than she loves you

its over and it never really began

sir chicken jockey

why, my peanus weanus of course!

pic

Dutch superiority

disgusting

dutch

hello vinnie!!!
is he named after vinnie barbarino?

is right lad

you heard the jeff buckley live version?

sex with poo

yes

british education is as shit as yank education

rorke type beat

proper 2015 vibes
just before it all went wrong...

watching vtuber asmr what the fuck am i doing atp

love is natural and real

but not for you my love

fizzy raspberry grapefruit blood orange limeade

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handsome little stripy lad
how many cats have you got

Its over for rorke
Pic related

I don't get it. And action? Accused. And action. So? The one you are searching for bruh. You don't.

basado o algo
how could someone love a frogposter?

no, i will give it a go now

what part of QLD you lads from

you are imbued with love
god loves you so much so very much
you are not entitled to have someone love you back just because you love them (even god does not have this)
enjoy the love you receive

can't believe it's over for rorke

North Chootachuffa, just off the Chazzwozza highway

he's african mate

poolongwoolongagabbadingo

sunny perth of course

still waiting for someone to provide a single piece of decent evidence that daniel was not written when it was claimed to be written (i.e. during bablyonian captivity)

tell me about perth, scotland

lads getting catfished into thinking 6.5s are 9s

a tale as old as instagram's existence

you're an actual retard if you really don't know

I was born there

st johnstone play there who are the only professional football team in Britain with the letter 'J' in theirr name

burden is on christians to prove it was if that's what they claim. i see no evidence for it whatsoever

damnn daniel
back at it again with the white vans

wonder what his knob is like

Brisbane mate

umm..

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you're not even in with a chance with 3s rorke never mind 6.5s or fucking 9s

this is utterly bizarre
this is like saying the burden of proof is on the person who claims the diary of anne frank was written during world war 2

moron is still replying to diego in the last thread

diego doing the worm to gregorian chants

cheers lad
thanks deegs

might have some lunch

oh you're one of those leftypol retards that thinks that black people can be europeans

this is like saying the burden of proof is on the person who claims the diary of anne frank was written during world war 2

How so?

guffawing

probably big (not stupidly primitively big but like 9 inches and nickly thick) and gorgeously veined, beautiful perfectly sized foreskin and cockhead, big heavy bollocks as well, pubes nicely trimmed always, probably smells amazing down there as well

remember how much fewer of them there was even in 2015

What?

more like shuffling
because the text specifies it's dates? lol. utterly bizarre comment from you

um

this retard doesn't even know where suriname is located
actual brain dead poltard

just had lunch me ama

diego doing the macarena naked to ave maria

you're actually bent lol

gf has vaginal discharge today lads

abe gribble
or
gerbil babe
or
girly babe
or
argyle bib

and where did his ancestors come from originally?

tearoing my willy off and throwing it into the enemy trench as it explodes into shrapnel killing 15 soldiers

nobody was still wearing plimsoles in 2015

girly babe

ktim!

because the text specifies it's dates? lol. utterly bizarre comment from you

But that's not the only corroborating evidence for Anne Frank

There is a new Albanian hand car wash near me in rural Wales. I am tempted to become a “snitch”

What?

how does that prove anything?

vaginas are perpetually discharging you silly fool

diego creeping about the church trying to invite 15 year old girls over for 'bible study'

Based grass

this doesnt even make sense so you think jerusalem wasnt destroyed and the jews taken to bablyon?

Why are so many Albanians involved in crime?

still a cute

Hostorians largely think the babylonian exile didn't happen, or if it did it was a small number of jews not the entirety of Israel

why do british judges wear those silly wigs

Don't say that there's people right behind you
So what they're low class anyway

Bizarre non-sequitur

is this true?

project on
i guess if you assume every single text is lyinng about its composition date and time period that is at least a coherent if completely irrational stance to take. why should i accept it?

the small rural town of Jap's Willer

But no one likes a grass

lmao simply untrue which "historians"
we even have persian and bablyonian steles about it, you utter retard
how so?

i guess if you assume every single text is lyinng about its composition date

This should

if you're so funny why are you on your own tonight?

because tonight is just like any other night

thats why you're on your own tonight

done me. brutal

?

Crime is based

why? she's alright, but not some one of a kind beauty, see plenty of birds like her walking around without 700K followers

This diego character is one boring bastard

you created him adam

i was leaving secondary school and we probably had 5 nonwhites in the entire 250 student year
now my primary school is like 20% "BAME" students and every class has an enclave of students who need to be taught basic english before anything else, jamming up the whole system

how so?

Because we're talking about when the texts were written and the corroborating evidence for that
The truth of the "prophecies" is not relevant to that point

/brit/poster: the song

have you had an argument with him yet? sort of a rite of passage for newlads such as yourself

I guess because Albania is a very corrupt country but also poor so young men who have no future get drawn in very easily. A Albanian girl on my uni course said most young men there dream of coming to London and being a rich drug dealer

daniel is accurate about its historical details and situation... yet you think this isn't corroborating evidence... yet for anne frank it is... help me understand the special pleading

used to think he was saying "I am the sun and the air"

I'm a sad bastard who's been here for 10 years but even I have never been sad enough to strike up a convo with dreary deegs

my nation and it's culture is not a joke, rorke

The Smiths have got to be the most timeless intergenerational band.

seems the life I've had could turn a good man bad

What?

have a lot of lower leg swelling in one leg which makes it a bit embarrassing to wear shorts haha

daniel is accurate about its historical details and situation... yet you think this isn't corroborating evidence...

Correct, the accuracy of its "prophecies" could just as easily be evidence for being a post-fact fraud

yet for anne frank it is

Never said that, plenty of other corroborating evidence for the date of Anne Frank's diary

all incels can relate to morrissey's lyrics
he was an incel pioneer

Scranned a huge pizza last night with extra cheese just before bed and I had an intensely vivid sex dream about my milf coworker.

She's not even that fit, she's like a 6/10 but it was so real. I was in her house for some reason and she flashed me her oiled up body under her dressing gown and I just started pounding her on the kitchen counter

Woke up with a throbbing boner that I had to take care of.

There's a young Albanian woman at work with a nice fat arse

Correct, the accuracy of its "prophecies" could just as easily be evidence for being a post-fact fraud

lmao what so daniel's accuracy about the bablyonian capativity means he was written 400 years later cos then i can fit my atheist worldview into it? like what the fuck are you even talking about.

Never said that, plenty of other corroborating evidence for the date of Anne Frank's diary

such as?

mad how shaggers and pretty girls also listen to the smiths
what do they relate to

I feel like this is too big

normies don't listen to the lyrics

when did i assume the text was lying about its composition date?

Morrissey's solo career far surpasses his output with The Smiths, both musically and lyrically.

far too big

you'll be getting immigrants anyway, may as well get ones that speak English and look like you

dude cody bro thats so awesome bro you had to jack off your huge boner dude thats awesome dude totally awesome

Sounds great lad, I love MILFs

Upper limit but that's decent

oh sorry i didn't realise you were agreeing with me that daniel is written when it said it was

the precarity of the rental market in this country is appalling

more than you could handle timmy xx

haha awesome
do me a favour, give me your HR department's contact details
think it's only right they know their coworker is a pervert rapist

why the fuck did that bloke drive into the crowd of scousers then? how did he even get his car there? i thought the rozzers close off the roads for events like that

dont have enough meat for this shi

when was the last time /brit/ was good?

I'll be revealing the truth in the next thread

Im an incel

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you cannot tell me whit women are not evolving to accommodate bbc. there is 0 evolutionary need for an arse this big in a homogeneous white society

totally rad

2008

so you do you automatically believe every text about its composition date?

for a few months in 2013 and then never again

that much I know
what about this one?

He was dropping someone off next to the crowd and a gaggle of violent scouse monkeys started surrounding his car and banging on the window so he just put his foot on the pedal

think he was high too

Please help me find a weed dealer !!!!

lmao what so daniel's accuracy about the bablyonian capativity means he was written 400 years later cos then i can fit my atheist worldview into it?

Nope, never said any of that, perhaps try reading more closely

such as?

Multiple eyewitnesses, official records of her existence and death, comparison with similar stories and accounts of the Dutch underground and Jewish experience during the war

How can Scottish people be so powerful? A literal scot influenced so many big english authors, especially fantasy authors

Was expecting poo

major glowop. guy is squeaky clean

Weed is for morons

In my dreams I see this happening

i take texts on good faith until i have reason to think otherwise
not sure what your point is or what you're arguing could you please state clearly your position here because you seem to agree and disagree with me in alternate posts

Nope, never said any of that, perhaps try reading more closely

literally what you just wrote though...

Multiple eyewitnesses, official records of her existence and death, comparison with similar stories and accounts of the Dutch underground and Jewish experience during the war

who are these eyewitnesses? everything else is just the same as "there was a war on", and p.s. daniel has corroborating contepmorary witnesses like ezekiel as well

Going into sacked tranny's work whilst he's on shift and booting him in the balls

why? are you german?

It needs to be irl I need it tonight
Fine I’m a moron ok can u help me now

New poo

fuck off weed monkey

Intergalactic rorke

Might use my savings to buy a house in the American south and then quietly live there

literally what you just wrote though...

Where?

who are these eyewitnesses?

Her father, the family business's secretaries, other people who knew her

p.s. daniel has corroborating contepmorary witnesses like ezekiel as well

And where is your evidence for that being written?

Did he really

alri adolf

this but oregon
and i have no savings so shant be moving

here you literally wrote "correct" lmao how is your memory this bad

Her father,

you mean the guy who literally "found" the diary, by this logic daniel existed cos he wrote a book called daniel

And where is your evidence for that being written?

what you mean that being written the fact it exists as a text is evidence it was written
wtf lol