I'll make the new I guess
edition
Dale Street subedition
/brit/
liverpeng looks like this?
vgh...not anymore...
Margaret Thatcher the cum catcher
neoliberal bull logging in
What?
got my debenhams jumper on
The bastard..
rorke
haven’t left the bed yet
I'm terrified for my future
based
i regularly do this
jeezy own half of atlanta
lmao cycling mikey got hit by a car
they had them all strip naked and present their naked bodies in front of everyone and show off all their wee small willies and all. they had one of the sexology therapist/presenters be the first to do it, to demonstrate how freeing it is and when he disrobes and reveals his cock one of the small willied lads goes "Oh for FUCK SAKE" upon seeing the man's willard and body
ktim
Tha cat agam
this sounds ridiculous lmfao
Good.
there was a fat ginger posh bird on it and she spends her whole time talking about how her body issues are ruining her life and making it impossible to have sex and let herself be naked and exposed for fear of ridicule and then she gets tasked with giving a lad a shoulder massage and goes "EWWW WHY'VE YOU GOT THESE HORRIBLE STRETCH MARKS"
he gives cyclists a bad name
alri bon jovi
arse wanking
chuckled
rorke getting some reading done
tried some writing recently and realised i write like whats on the right. have started training my writing every day to try to fix it.
Tha leabhar agad
justin "cream me right down" lee collins
post some of your writing
thats the weekend sorted
sir ray tracing
What about this?
i simply shant. all my writing is done with a pen and paper.
any moo deng man in
more of a poo peng man me
more of a poo peng man me
team moo deng
mental how the autistic egyptian and the belgian cunt killed /brit/
fucking autism
made in germany
of course
Embarrassing..
1/72
mad how we went from a high trust society to a low trust one
just received my nigga weed vape
still find it mad that they never released the PvE mode for overwatch 2
just didnt make it
couldnt be bothered
scrapped it
went nah
the whole reason everyone had to switch over to the overwatch 2, the whole reason for the whole rigmarole
never released
just filter them?
my weed hasn't come in the post today so i'm utterly bereft
so THIS is rorke
the scrandemic
thread is still impacted by their presence
you both smoke in retarded woke ways tbqh how hard is it to just visit the weedman with cash in hand and go home and roll up
doesnt impact me
Hooked nose having individuals are responsible for this transformation
aren't you forgetting somebody?
council estate roast dinner
i buy shake that costs less than 2 quid a gram lad, can't consistently get that off a dealer
it's a dry herb vape
enjoy wasting half or more of the potential of your weed and breathing tar
mate...
I'm a lovebomber I can't help it
honestly mental how much i love my cat
sir helmut schmacker
I'm a keirstarmer I cant help it
genuinely fucks me off how i’ll never get to be a lonesome groundskeeper/lighthouse keeper bloke who walks around in the rain with an old timey lantern
my cat was really beautiful
don't see an issue, there are like 15 listings for shake on arch and i've tried 5 and have 2 that are essentially just selling normal weed but ground up with some stick thrown in for 2 quid a gram. can spend my whole day stoned for less than a fiver
same :_;
who goes there ahh dream
have some self respect
who's it gonna be?
rorke is finished.
Who's rorke?
imagine it's an um post
*bashes your fucking skull to bits with a brick*
Mad how black people are cringe now. We've had a vibe shift where even the most normal NPC is fatigued by their mere presence.
Not even posting this as bait, people really are sick of them, their eyes wide open to their quite frankly annoying behaviour.
nice numbers
grim
wanking my arse off
i've grangled your GET
? The nightmare principle
*hugs both of you*
fucking wasted
LORD JAY SLATER OF THE RAPED
all thanks to drake and kendrick lamar's fake beef and the media storm around it
off by 2
fuck sake, grangled myself
Yhe Binble
97% Anglo-Celtic. XD?
*drops my trousers and removes a foot-long engine dipstick from my urethra to check my oil*
ah a fellow autogranglephile
Yhe Bier Binbler
AI
umming hard rn
Jews took away their microphone after October 7th, thats the reason why. They will give it back to them at a later date and time
GUGUGINGA
nice guys finish last
wish i learnt this earlier in life
sir cheer leader
They key..
The things i’d do to umposters arse x
well, you're a nice guy, so you finished learning the lesson after everyone else.
STRAIGHT BEASTTTTTT
I would say majority are against most of what they're doing, they've overplayed their hand with how brutal they've been to civillians
I see a lot more "anti-semitic" things being normalised now
Midlands
umposter ummasked
Hello my wonderful gorgeous friends.
XD
space jam slug
please leave us
Sex Arse Monthly
I like this.
nigga you gay
Chances are?
alri brit, whas boppin?
at zizzis with my beau
the pizza neapolitano is to absolutely die for
first post-illness wank coming up
Why is it that everyone I've ever worked with seems to be breaking their back and on the verge of complete burnout and meltdown whereas I've always got not a huge amount to deal with and it's easy enough
Tell me.
Let's say hypothetically you were a guard at one of the concentration camps.
Would you have done a little rape of the Jews?
Asking for my history project, thanks
if you wanna bum me,
if you want my tight, tight, tight, tight,
if you wanna bum, bum, bum, bum, bum me,
get your willy right, right, right, right, right, right
whys zizzis got chairs with wheels
FUCK IT
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
I SAID I'D READ 12 BOOKS THIS YEAR
ONE EVERY MONTH
I HAVE READ ZERO
I'M GOING TO FINISH A BOOK BY THE END OF MAY
THESE ARE THE NEW HARRY POTTER BRATS
I'LL START WITH HARRY POTTER 1
I NEVER READ IT I MIGHT AS WELL SEE THE HYPE
some people are very bad at managing stress and it eventually compounds into what you see in your colleagues
Someone walked in front of a turbine at work today
youtube.com
The most insane shit I've seen all year
looks like i've posted the wrong photograph mate, sorry
attempt #2
Shit looks ww2.
Ireland and Norway have basically the same population, but /norgetraden/ is an endless general, and /éire/ can never last more than an hour. This is bullshit.
Rorke be like "society was so high trust when Jack the Ripper was murdering people, and when women were burnt at the stake for witchcraft because they said something inconvenient"
ah shit were they alrigght
You can use a Knorr chicken stock cube or not, it's your choice.
They didn’t have turbofans in wwii
rorke arguing that being a gullible idiot when he was five and accepting sweets from that strange man means we were in a high trust society
women were burnt at the stake for witchcraft because they said something inconvenient"
hope she sees this bro
that lorry at about 2 mins 30 with them two cyclists was mad
I don't believe that these are your photos, you probably found this on the internet
The books are way better than the films.
abysmal thread
did I shout? yes
did I scream? at times
I didn't make him use a knorr chicken stock cube, he made himself use a knorr chicken stock cube, that was his choice to use a knorr chicken stock cube
That's not the point lad, the point is that even when Britain was nearly all white, there was still a lot of mistrust, and many criminals too
The opinions of fools shouldn't concern you.
wait pretty good is worse than good? I thought it was closer to very good
BELLA RAMSAY POO PELLETS
Concluded..
Japanese food, you know... it's highly overrated... in my opinion. Michelin went there and handed out 3 stars like they were popcorn, and why? Because of a morbid fascination with the Orient? It's highly illogical, when I earned my 3 stars there was a set method to reaching 3, you had to have put out high quality food and a high quality service for years on end before you could achieve the 3rd and you know something, by just handing out 3 stars everywhere these days all they have done to continue to damage their reputation, they are after all, a tyre company first and foremost and I say, stick to tyres. I have spoken to Japanese chefs in Japan, which I have been to, and you know something? All their best chefs, in my opinion, were all classically trained in the French method, they are Chefs who learned from the great men of France, not from the Japanese. What I don't like however is when I go to a Japanese restaurant, high quality restaurant, supposedly fine dining and I go in, I am seated and the man there is explaining the food I am about to eat, how to eat it, why it is supposed to be amazing, no choice just his however many course 'experience' and spending more time trying to sell me on his dish than having me eat it. That's not food... that's not dining. In my opinion, the food should speak for itself, the customer should have the choice in what they wish to eat and I like a big portion, who doesn't? Cuisine should be simplified not a big song and dance. Good food. Done right. It's that easy. Nothing upsets me more than having a dish presented so pretty but the taste... bland. And you know something? Let's stop with this umami business. Umami, what does it mean? Savoury, are we going to pretend the Japanese invented savoury food? Really? People have been eating food for thousands of years and couldn't explain the taste until the Japanese invented a word? Nonsense.
They made Ron Weasley a ginger. Show’s gone woke.
Wait why is pretty bad better than bad but pretty good is worse than good
More and more fr.. 10!
people are idiots how is pretty bad better than quite bad
how is great worse than very good
pretty always diminishes the subsequent adjective in my mind
like if someone is pretty fat or pretty tall I wouldn't imagine them to be obese or 190 cm
what's insane?
Board?
rorkeypops come give grandma a kiss mmmmmmwah
XD.
Need to put my bollocks in that pronto.
They're about to rip up a big road near me to put some cycle lanes on that no one will use
It's all about disrupting your life and making traffic worse so you get fed up of driving you see
yeah I would have said pretty is an amplifier
pretty nice is nicer than just nice, but I think it might be the under-exaggeration to compliment thing we often do, like sometimes not bad can mean that was perfect, can't really sort that though
numbers
how long does it take to read a 500 page book
based mad cunt rating "awesome" "fantastic" "superb" "brilliant" "incredible" "excellent" "outstanding" and "perfect" a 5/10
any lotus eaters man in
i only just started giving it a chance the other week cos i like the one guy with the big eyes and now he's gone and left the pod
bit annoying
can you read mate
they've done you
Ok.
Why do wogs on Anon Babble love Israel so much? Do you think we'll see you as white if you shill for Israel enough?
"quite" can mean both "somewhat" and "acutely", rajesh
Cancel.
the sargon podcast? lmao
where are you from that saying something is quite good means you think it's less than good? usually we mean it's pleasantly surprising
also are you a zoomer?
"ooo they're quite good"
Brazilians do this a lot.
Guys stop fighting you're ruining the lovely restaurants
x.com
rajesh mate, i really don't have time to be teaching you the english you should've learnt before you landed on the shores of dover. I'll just repeat myself from before. "quite" can mean both "somewhat" and "acutely"
Fucking MONGY yank recipe websites that have a fucking blogpost to get through to just see the fucking ingredients
state
yeah
yeah but i hate sargon of akkad's demeanour, i only watch clips of this show btu they're like 25 mins long
only really like the one i mentioned and this guy in the top right
just use chatgpt me
reckon that charlie downes lad is a total psycho
Tha cait agad
think you're projecting because you yourself are esl or something, nobody when offered a biscuit is saying that's quite good to mean not quite as nice as to be good
you've done yourself
Sabrina Carpenter giving me a rimjob
Ana De Armas sucking my knob
Syndey Sweeney battering my cheeks with her tits
Luvly jubbly
honestly mental how chance is basically everything
gangs? smashed
immigration? under control
experts? trusted
well thats a cock
just seen a knob
WILLER IN /brit/! JANNY GET IN HERE!
sounds like a good deal
Imagine gargling this monster while feeling her soft balls slapping your chin in a not gay way
n-no u
quite a good effort rajesh (less than good but not bad)
what does czełsi mean
funny looking fanny that
janny theres a penis
The virgin's iPhone
wtf it's massive
raped that refugee
youtube.com
back from the interview
no it's not
she reaching down in my pants
she got the world in her hands
for a non-blacky, yeah
Bradleymong on a mad one.
concession acccepted
ummm freak alert
Ok.
bradleymong
singular
can't listed to the who due to woke
I think it's the Spanish fans. Good punch at about 20 seconds though. Would upload a .webm but it's a pain in the arse to get a video from twitter to one that Anon Babble supports. Miss the jak for that.
What in the wood?
Sabrina Carpenter poo stains
wonder if they will release a Switch 2 Lite for povvos like myself
only ever had a Switch Lite, not paying £800 or whatever for a Switch 2 but I would potentially pay £200 or thereabouts for a Lite 2
odds - little jog round the park before prep dinner
evens - do a bit more work, get a can open while prepping dinner
um
Fucking is wrong with French?
395.99 mate
it's an 18 second video with no punching in it though?
tell Nintendo customer services, not us
I hope they double the price so runts like you will never get hold of one and you'll just have to use one of the display units in GAME while the parents of little bairns look at you like a FREAK
like I was saying, I'm not paying that
sent that pathetic little neek flying
Why do you call it that and not the bible
Peter Pecker piped a pete of peter peckers
What games are even on it
No shit Sherlock
second this
GPstein going wild over this.
Wrong one lol, I'm getting hacked trying to post this btw.
x.com
Elden ring
bought the switch at full price when it came out and sold it at a profit during covid. was fuck all games on it. cant imagine that's changed in the meantime.
190 really ruined bradley posting
remakes galore! all for the low low price of 85 quid a pop
pearl harbour 2: revenge for nagasaki
Sabrina Carpenter aged 6
The captcha stuttered for me too just then.
Idk but I'd eat Lo3tus.
At the hotel for some work thing. Pretty nice actually. Will be having the hotel wank later x
I think it should be legal, but not socially acceptable.
show us some pictures of the inside of the room
no
Nice larp then
Will be whipping my cock out on the jubilee line for a cheeky tube wank in 5
Just imagine how many anons have wanked in that very bed before you.
Grim. x
Emma Watson nightsoil
New Vox Day video is up
get it watched
don't know what that is x
american rorke visiting brit like
today I will recruit a smelly bedroom neek into my white superiority discord chatroom
They're as good as anyone at all talking about very serious issues threatening the country whenever they talk about them, but often they have nothing to talk about for their daily content and just make mountains out of molehills or find odd people.
need a totty gf
2 mogs
rorke picking toad in mario kart
Perfect teeth.
me neither. no intention of spending a single iota of effort to find out either x
Over in China everyone’s a slanty-eye
screaming
pulling my hair out and eating it
pulling my plonker
No.
Why would I watch some online grifter who wants to tell me what to think
Sexy Asian Women
waving my willy around next to the big window
It's my house I'll do what I like
It not right.
A bit of friendly fire here it seems.
The Viking Disease principle..
do you lads say "please" and such if you're ever prompting LLMs
Kill the Jew.
Yes, I say thank you to my Alexa as well
hahahaha
It's honestly insane how some workplaces survive.
The place where I work has so many problems, inconsistencies, errors and retards fucking stuff up in every possible yet it still makes a profit.
why are we like this?
A Doctor Who question came up on The Chase just then and Bradders went silent. Says a lot.
And as I was typing this, a second Doctor Who question was asked. Something's fishy here
Would upload a .webm but it's a pain in the arse to get a video from twitter to one that Anon Babble supports.
Use yt-dlp to download from Twitter then ffmpeg to convert it if it needs converting
Anon Babble these days supports MP4 so you can probably just download an MP4 from Twitter then get rid of the sound using ffmpeg
Or don't even get rid of the sound - just upload the video to because that board supports sound
Then you can just post a link to the video file like this: i.4cdn.org
(That's a safe for work video, because Anon Babble is a safe for work board)
I'm always polite to ChatGPT and would be to other AI I used, always say thank you. While possibly meaningless now I have a feeling that this will be a very good habit to have in the not too distant future.
good post x
tranny propaganda or something probably. that's who doctor who is aimed at these days
poor catberg misses his favourite human
No but I say thank you if the LLM gives me a good answer. Just good manners innit
Head..
Boing.
Phone posting is so grim cos I have to see the likes of Belgium, Egypt, and Canada