/brit/

I'll make the new I guess
edition
Dale Street subedition

liverpeng looks like this?

vgh...not anymore...

Margaret Thatcher the cum catcher

neoliberal bull logging in

What?

got my debenhams jumper on

The bastard..

rorke

haven’t left the bed yet

I'm terrified for my future

based
i regularly do this

jeezy own half of atlanta

lmao cycling mikey got hit by a car

they had them all strip naked and present their naked bodies in front of everyone and show off all their wee small willies and all. they had one of the sexology therapist/presenters be the first to do it, to demonstrate how freeing it is and when he disrobes and reveals his cock one of the small willied lads goes "Oh for FUCK SAKE" upon seeing the man's willard and body

ktim

Tha cat agam

this sounds ridiculous lmfao

Good.

there was a fat ginger posh bird on it and she spends her whole time talking about how her body issues are ruining her life and making it impossible to have sex and let herself be naked and exposed for fear of ridicule and then she gets tasked with giving a lad a shoulder massage and goes "EWWW WHY'VE YOU GOT THESE HORRIBLE STRETCH MARKS"

he gives cyclists a bad name

alri bon jovi

arse wanking

chuckled

rorke getting some reading done

tried some writing recently and realised i write like whats on the right. have started training my writing every day to try to fix it.

Tha leabhar agad

justin "cream me right down" lee collins

post some of your writing

thats the weekend sorted

sir ray tracing

What about this?

i simply shant. all my writing is done with a pen and paper.

any moo deng man in

more of a poo peng man me

more of a poo peng man me

team moo deng

mental how the autistic egyptian and the belgian cunt killed /brit/

fucking autism

made in germany

of course

Embarrassing..

1/72

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mad how we went from a high trust society to a low trust one

just received my nigga weed vape

still find it mad that they never released the PvE mode for overwatch 2
just didnt make it
couldnt be bothered
scrapped it
went nah
the whole reason everyone had to switch over to the overwatch 2, the whole reason for the whole rigmarole
never released

just filter them?

my weed hasn't come in the post today so i'm utterly bereft

so THIS is rorke

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the scrandemic

thread is still impacted by their presence

you both smoke in retarded woke ways tbqh how hard is it to just visit the weedman with cash in hand and go home and roll up

doesnt impact me

Hooked nose having individuals are responsible for this transformation

aren't you forgetting somebody?

council estate roast dinner

i buy shake that costs less than 2 quid a gram lad, can't consistently get that off a dealer

it's a dry herb vape
enjoy wasting half or more of the potential of your weed and breathing tar

mate...

I'm a lovebomber I can't help it

honestly mental how much i love my cat

sir helmut schmacker

I'm a keirstarmer I cant help it

genuinely fucks me off how i’ll never get to be a lonesome groundskeeper/lighthouse keeper bloke who walks around in the rain with an old timey lantern

my cat was really beautiful

don't see an issue, there are like 15 listings for shake on arch and i've tried 5 and have 2 that are essentially just selling normal weed but ground up with some stick thrown in for 2 quid a gram. can spend my whole day stoned for less than a fiver

same :_;

who goes there ahh dream

have some self respect

who's it gonna be?

rorke is finished.

Who's rorke?

imagine it's an um post

*bashes your fucking skull to bits with a brick*

Mad how black people are cringe now. We've had a vibe shift where even the most normal NPC is fatigued by their mere presence.

Not even posting this as bait, people really are sick of them, their eyes wide open to their quite frankly annoying behaviour.

nice numbers

grim

wanking my arse off

i've grangled your GET

? The nightmare principle

*hugs both of you*

fucking wasted

LORD JAY SLATER OF THE RAPED

all thanks to drake and kendrick lamar's fake beef and the media storm around it

off by 2

fuck sake, grangled myself

Yhe Binble

97% Anglo-Celtic. XD?

*drops my trousers and removes a foot-long engine dipstick from my urethra to check my oil*

ah a fellow autogranglephile

Yhe Bier Binbler

AI

umming hard rn

Jews took away their microphone after October 7th, thats the reason why. They will give it back to them at a later date and time

GUGUGINGA

nice guys finish last
wish i learnt this earlier in life

sir cheer leader

They key..

The things i’d do to umposters arse x

well, you're a nice guy, so you finished learning the lesson after everyone else.

STRAIGHT BEASTTTTTT

I would say majority are against most of what they're doing, they've overplayed their hand with how brutal they've been to civillians
I see a lot more "anti-semitic" things being normalised now

Midlands

Hello my wonderful gorgeous friends.

XD

space jam slug

please leave us

Sex Arse Monthly

I like this.

nigga you gay

Chances are?

alri brit, whas boppin?

first post-illness wank coming up

Why is it that everyone I've ever worked with seems to be breaking their back and on the verge of complete burnout and meltdown whereas I've always got not a huge amount to deal with and it's easy enough

Tell me.

Let's say hypothetically you were a guard at one of the concentration camps.

Would you have done a little rape of the Jews?

Asking for my history project, thanks

if you wanna bum me,
if you want my tight, tight, tight, tight,
if you wanna bum, bum, bum, bum, bum me,
get your willy right, right, right, right, right, right

whys zizzis got chairs with wheels

FUCK IT

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

I SAID I'D READ 12 BOOKS THIS YEAR

ONE EVERY MONTH

I HAVE READ ZERO

I'M GOING TO FINISH A BOOK BY THE END OF MAY

THESE ARE THE NEW HARRY POTTER BRATS

I'LL START WITH HARRY POTTER 1

I NEVER READ IT I MIGHT AS WELL SEE THE HYPE

some people are very bad at managing stress and it eventually compounds into what you see in your colleagues

Someone walked in front of a turbine at work today

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Shit looks ww2.

Ireland and Norway have basically the same population, but /norgetraden/ is an endless general, and /éire/ can never last more than an hour. This is bullshit.

Rorke be like "society was so high trust when Jack the Ripper was murdering people, and when women were burnt at the stake for witchcraft because they said something inconvenient"

ah shit were they alrigght

You can use a Knorr chicken stock cube or not, it's your choice.

They didn’t have turbofans in wwii

rorke arguing that being a gullible idiot when he was five and accepting sweets from that strange man means we were in a high trust society

women were burnt at the stake for witchcraft because they said something inconvenient"

hope she sees this bro

that lorry at about 2 mins 30 with them two cyclists was mad

I don't believe that these are your photos, you probably found this on the internet

The books are way better than the films.

abysmal thread

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did I shout? yes
did I scream? at times
I didn't make him use a knorr chicken stock cube, he made himself use a knorr chicken stock cube, that was his choice to use a knorr chicken stock cube

That's not the point lad, the point is that even when Britain was nearly all white, there was still a lot of mistrust, and many criminals too

The opinions of fools shouldn't concern you.

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wait pretty good is worse than good? I thought it was closer to very good

BELLA RAMSAY POO PELLETS

Concluded..

Japanese food, you know... it's highly overrated... in my opinion. Michelin went there and handed out 3 stars like they were popcorn, and why? Because of a morbid fascination with the Orient? It's highly illogical, when I earned my 3 stars there was a set method to reaching 3, you had to have put out high quality food and a high quality service for years on end before you could achieve the 3rd and you know something, by just handing out 3 stars everywhere these days all they have done to continue to damage their reputation, they are after all, a tyre company first and foremost and I say, stick to tyres. I have spoken to Japanese chefs in Japan, which I have been to, and you know something? All their best chefs, in my opinion, were all classically trained in the French method, they are Chefs who learned from the great men of France, not from the Japanese. What I don't like however is when I go to a Japanese restaurant, high quality restaurant, supposedly fine dining and I go in, I am seated and the man there is explaining the food I am about to eat, how to eat it, why it is supposed to be amazing, no choice just his however many course 'experience' and spending more time trying to sell me on his dish than having me eat it. That's not food... that's not dining. In my opinion, the food should speak for itself, the customer should have the choice in what they wish to eat and I like a big portion, who doesn't? Cuisine should be simplified not a big song and dance. Good food. Done right. It's that easy. Nothing upsets me more than having a dish presented so pretty but the taste... bland. And you know something? Let's stop with this umami business. Umami, what does it mean? Savoury, are we going to pretend the Japanese invented savoury food? Really? People have been eating food for thousands of years and couldn't explain the taste until the Japanese invented a word? Nonsense.

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They made Ron Weasley a ginger. Show’s gone woke.

Wait why is pretty bad better than bad but pretty good is worse than good

More and more fr.. 10!

people are idiots how is pretty bad better than quite bad
how is great worse than very good

pretty always diminishes the subsequent adjective in my mind
like if someone is pretty fat or pretty tall I wouldn't imagine them to be obese or 190 cm

what's insane?

Board?

rorkeypops come give grandma a kiss mmmmmmwah

XD.

Need to put my bollocks in that pronto.

They're about to rip up a big road near me to put some cycle lanes on that no one will use
It's all about disrupting your life and making traffic worse so you get fed up of driving you see

yeah I would have said pretty is an amplifier
pretty nice is nicer than just nice, but I think it might be the under-exaggeration to compliment thing we often do, like sometimes not bad can mean that was perfect, can't really sort that though

numbers

how long does it take to read a 500 page book

based mad cunt rating "awesome" "fantastic" "superb" "brilliant" "incredible" "excellent" "outstanding" and "perfect" a 5/10

any lotus eaters man in
i only just started giving it a chance the other week cos i like the one guy with the big eyes and now he's gone and left the pod
bit annoying

can you read mate

they've done you

Ok.

Why do wogs on Anon Babble love Israel so much? Do you think we'll see you as white if you shill for Israel enough?

"quite" can mean both "somewhat" and "acutely", rajesh

Cancel.

the sargon podcast? lmao

where are you from that saying something is quite good means you think it's less than good? usually we mean it's pleasantly surprising
also are you a zoomer?
"ooo they're quite good"

Brazilians do this a lot.

rajesh mate, i really don't have time to be teaching you the english you should've learnt before you landed on the shores of dover. I'll just repeat myself from before. "quite" can mean both "somewhat" and "acutely"

Fucking MONGY yank recipe websites that have a fucking blogpost to get through to just see the fucking ingredients

state

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yeah

yeah but i hate sargon of akkad's demeanour, i only watch clips of this show btu they're like 25 mins long
only really like the one i mentioned and this guy in the top right

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just use chatgpt me

reckon that charlie downes lad is a total psycho

Tha cait agad

think you're projecting because you yourself are esl or something, nobody when offered a biscuit is saying that's quite good to mean not quite as nice as to be good
you've done yourself

Sabrina Carpenter giving me a rimjob
Ana De Armas sucking my knob
Syndey Sweeney battering my cheeks with her tits

Luvly jubbly

honestly mental how chance is basically everything

gangs? smashed
immigration? under control
experts? trusted

well thats a cock

just seen a knob

WILLER IN /brit/! JANNY GET IN HERE!

sounds like a good deal

Imagine gargling this monster while feeling her soft balls slapping your chin in a not gay way

n-no u

quite a good effort rajesh (less than good but not bad)

what does czełsi mean

funny looking fanny that

janny theres a penis

The virgin's iPhone

wtf it's massive

raped that refugee

no it's not

she reaching down in my pants
she got the world in her hands

for a non-blacky, yeah

Bradleymong on a mad one.

concession acccepted

ummm freak alert

Ok.

bradleymong

singular

can't listed to the who due to woke

I think it's the Spanish fans. Good punch at about 20 seconds though. Would upload a .webm but it's a pain in the arse to get a video from twitter to one that Anon Babble supports. Miss the jak for that.

What in the wood?

Sabrina Carpenter poo stains

wonder if they will release a Switch 2 Lite for povvos like myself

only ever had a Switch Lite, not paying £800 or whatever for a Switch 2 but I would potentially pay £200 or thereabouts for a Lite 2

odds - little jog round the park before prep dinner
evens - do a bit more work, get a can open while prepping dinner

Fucking is wrong with French?

395.99 mate

it's an 18 second video with no punching in it though?

tell Nintendo customer services, not us

I hope they double the price so runts like you will never get hold of one and you'll just have to use one of the display units in GAME while the parents of little bairns look at you like a FREAK

like I was saying, I'm not paying that

sent that pathetic little neek flying

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Why do you call it that and not the bible

Peter Pecker piped a pete of peter peckers

What games are even on it

No shit Sherlock

second this

Elden ring

bought the switch at full price when it came out and sold it at a profit during covid. was fuck all games on it. cant imagine that's changed in the meantime.

190 really ruined bradley posting

remakes galore! all for the low low price of 85 quid a pop

pearl harbour 2: revenge for nagasaki

Sabrina Carpenter aged 6

The captcha stuttered for me too just then.

At the hotel for some work thing. Pretty nice actually. Will be having the hotel wank later x

I think it should be legal, but not socially acceptable.

show us some pictures of the inside of the room

no

Nice larp then

Will be whipping my cock out on the jubilee line for a cheeky tube wank in 5

Just imagine how many anons have wanked in that very bed before you.
Grim. x

Emma Watson nightsoil

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New Vox Day video is up
get it watched

don't know what that is x

american rorke visiting brit like

today I will recruit a smelly bedroom neek into my white superiority discord chatroom

They're as good as anyone at all talking about very serious issues threatening the country whenever they talk about them, but often they have nothing to talk about for their daily content and just make mountains out of molehills or find odd people.

2 mogs

rorke picking toad in mario kart

Perfect teeth.

me neither. no intention of spending a single iota of effort to find out either x

Over in China everyone’s a slanty-eye

screaming

pulling my hair out and eating it

pulling my plonker

No.

Why would I watch some online grifter who wants to tell me what to think

Sexy Asian Women

waving my willy around next to the big window
It's my house I'll do what I like

The Viking Disease principle..

do you lads say "please" and such if you're ever prompting LLMs

Kill the Jew.

Yes, I say thank you to my Alexa as well

It's honestly insane how some workplaces survive.

The place where I work has so many problems, inconsistencies, errors and retards fucking stuff up in every possible yet it still makes a profit.

why are we like this?

A Doctor Who question came up on The Chase just then and Bradders went silent. Says a lot.
And as I was typing this, a second Doctor Who question was asked. Something's fishy here

Would upload a .webm but it's a pain in the arse to get a video from twitter to one that Anon Babble supports.

Use yt-dlp to download from Twitter then ffmpeg to convert it if it needs converting

Anon Babble these days supports MP4 so you can probably just download an MP4 from Twitter then get rid of the sound using ffmpeg

Or don't even get rid of the sound - just upload the video to because that board supports sound

Then you can just post a link to the video file like this: i.4cdn.org/wsg/1745680259205048.webm

(That's a safe for work video, because Anon Babble is a safe for work board)

I'm always polite to ChatGPT and would be to other AI I used, always say thank you. While possibly meaningless now I have a feeling that this will be a very good habit to have in the not too distant future.

good post x

tranny propaganda or something probably. that's who doctor who is aimed at these days

poor catberg misses his favourite human

No but I say thank you if the LLM gives me a good answer. Just good manners innit

Head..

Boing.

Phone posting is so grim cos I have to see the likes of Belgium, Egypt, and Canada