Having a little beer

Hi why ain't you sleeping it's 5 am in the capital of Siberia

or something

Or are you an imposter

Show your bento, there must be buuzy in it

Of course a Russiaj would be doing that.

Russian*

Nigga please I passed finals with an A today
Can treat myself

I just stopped playing KCD 2, got couple of achivements. Some of them only 0.2% players have got!

Why you saying all that though lol

Ok I believe you
I'm yet to play KCD2, recently I installed Tamriel rebuilt mod for morrowind (it's massive, more content than the base game) and I'm currently playing that

Saying what?
You know anything about foehn winds? Huh?

I wouldn't touch Morrowind or Oblivion with a 1000000 km pole

I would. I love oblivion
My first tes game. When I was 9 in my grannies small town I was invited over by my cousin who was a 16 year old girl and she said I could come over to play on her PC sometimes. She had oblivion and stalker. Both heavily modded. I started a new game in oblivion and so many items got added to my inventory after the part where captain Reno dies (right in the beginning of tutorial) that I couldn't walk from the weight

I know about foehn winds

It was my first tes game too, but I've never even gotten past first gate, so boring it was.

Cool. I like them they're kino.

Also I would smoke cigarettes if they weren't so unhealthy. I smoked a cig only one time in 2021 and it felt very good

Eh I like it. To each their own.

Cigarettes aren't unhealthy
Only trash cigarettes might be

I just vape

*dies of cancer*

Oy vey! Shalom dockter Shlomberg! You are so right!

I smoke too and I'm not retarded enough to cope with "my cigarettes are healthier than yours". You're inhaling smoke, retard.

Yeah but still they bring nicotine addiction, so you would feel shitty without cigs
And they impair the senses of taste and smell in which I take pride.
On the other hand, they look cool and feel good.

That's not cool. Uncouth.

I've been smoking for half of my life and I'm certain than nicotine addiction doesn't exists
Of course you do, mister Schlumberger

I am not chasing money I'm chasing my dreams

I'm certain than nicotine addiction doesn't exists

I'm not sure about that statement. Why do smokers have such a hard time quitting?
When I was 3 years old, I remember one day my dad came home all smiling and gleeful and gave me a pack of juice and said something like daddy quit smoking today
Guess what, he's still smoking. Albeit not as much as he used to

My friend was trying hard to quit smoking, shopped for about 2 months but now he's smoking again.

Schlumberger

I applied there but those villains ignored my application

Because smoking is cool, and its beingcool addiction actually, not nicotine addiction.

I just vape

Idk man
I already have being cool addiction
Recently I've been playing a lot of attention to balding guys on the street, in transport etc. Some of them look cool and youthful. It all depends on style. Just getting ideas for when I eventually will have to shave my fucking head

Act like Jason Statham

Yeah I'll think about it later

Um, I'm also kinda fucking peased that genotek delivery contractor guy dude didn't come yesterday even though I payed 700₽ and like what the hell

You paid?
When I gave genotek to my 'f she got the courrier for free, maybe cause it's in Moscow idk

It's not their own, some company called Pony Express. They delivered this shit in couple of days from Moscow which was surprising, but now disappointment after this fuck up.

What are you yapping about unc?

You should challenge their representative to a sword fight

Need to learn Kunst des Fechtens first before challenging anyone. Never might know who you challenge.

They have a lot of fancy german moves or so I've heard

Let me elaborate on intel recruitment. It's not some schizo ramblings.
It happened soon after I got into my masters program. My uni is governed directly by the Russian MOFA so there are a lot of sketchy dudes working there. One day I got a call

hello you're from Yakutia right? Come to my office please, just want to ask a few things

I came to that office in my uni, came in, the dude told me to take a seat wherever I like and he went on like

hmm you speak English, Japanese, Chinese right? You study pretty well hmm

btw are you working anywhere? What are your career plans?

I told him that at the time I was being interviewed by the rubber company. And he asked

but have you ever considered working for the intelligence? hm? hmm?

I said not really. He said you know where my office is if you change your mind.
Yup

Creepy ngl
When I came back from army police and rosgvardia were calling me to have a job with them
Crazy people

Yeah they do be like that apparently

Russian verblyud
Czech velbloud
Polish wielblad

Serbian kamila. Wtf you think you're doing

Americans have grits
Italians have polenta
We also have corn porridge. It's quite nice

Serbs are turkish

Mamalygamaxxing corncel

Those are chips

I want to write an illuminated manuscript with my various thoughts and observations. But before that I need to work on my latin, calligraphy and drawing skills

They are white.

Serbs are serbian

White people live in America

Haha not a good look for Croatia

This needs to be made a thread

So shall it be

Ok good night. Gotta sleep
Thanks for sticking around