LOVELY FUCKING RUSSIAN WIFE edish
/brit/
Hi CansLad
thinking about getting poutine for dinner
need her to slav squat on my hard willy
when comes the day canslad becomes cansgeeza
aesthete man sub edition x
message for you all
thinking about getting poo for dinner
Alri, lad?
With the bokkles alternating between her arse and fanny and then you drink from them latter. Bokkles I mean
Be warned everyone
This is a tranny
pie in the oven x
neoliberal bull logging in
disgusting meaty fanny looks like its prolapsed
poo in a tin for tea?
maybe I will get srs after all
right
the so called white scran
expected poo poo but its just some slag rubbing her meaty twat
cans have got free delivery on uber but the problem is I don't really care for the cans
Gonna name my band Woolworths
um HELP POLICE
I was thinking The W H Smiths but I might shorten it to just The Smiths
scat spam stops
paedo spam starts up
Doing a hmmm
what is your intoxicant of choice then
Incel mong
Kill yourself
mods can we exterminate this paedophile
her tits were shite when she grew up
is dtfic seriously still doing his “look at me I’m a paedo” gimmick? He was at it when I logged on this morning, been gone the whole day and he’s still doing the same posts now I come back
you're all poofs
energy drink sloppa, whenever I see a new can of that out I always pick one up
don't really want to filter canada but eeehhhhh
You know, there was a reason she had a child psychologist on set when she was playing the role of a child rape victim
Been at it on and off for the past year, lad
I do enjoy it. Mostly because it's faster to him banned than the belgium black porn he posts
This is normal, natural, and healthy!
based
time for another smoke then
that's not an intoxicant, it just gives you cancer
hi lads
hi mate
hi rorke
hi leftypol
Guinness cans are good
You need to pour then tho can't be drinking them out the can
oh then nothing, weed gives me a headache and drugs are too darn expensive. Guess I'm a square.
your jobs at IAs
She has the same body type as her sister.
want to try one of those cheeky nitro surges on a guinness can
dont like beer
reddit ahh
FORGET ABOUT THE MASTER PLAN just leave your job who the fuck stalks people and gets paid for it it's not glamorous at all see sense
redditors love beer you idiot
youd know
Omg so many girls are into me right now
It's actually mental
It's like they're all needing shagged, pronto stylie
Mad one
having a hetero wank to a blonde bimbo actually thank you
don’t remember him doing it before he mostly just posted his weird dollhouse shite
never have any plans me don't ask me if I have any plans for the day/weekend/life
x
ahaha what you up to then this weekend like?
drunkenly ordered a bumper sticker from America last night, like 20 quid just on postage
mere clapmeat for hellcat driving goons
It was on and off when he got fed up with the threadmeister gimmick after I decided to post 10 Anon Babble in a row to piss him off
And because I was at onlien training during toil and had fuck all else to do
go on then what does it say?
oh you’re that schizo mick my bad
don't look back in anger
i heard rorke say
*guitar solo at the guitar store*
just a quiet one this weekend
i realise – with some trepidation – that all these years, "poo-posting" is in fact a euphemism for parcel posting
like, "i got a poo coming on" = got a parcel due to arrive
or: "i love the feeling of anticipation of a poo more than the poo itself" = i love waiting for my parcel to arrive more than i enjoy the parcel content itself
as well as: "i need a poo" = i need to order a parcel
"honk if you love cocks in your arse"
i dunno, it was 20 quid
have a good gimmick cooking for the weekend threads
Always wondered, do retards not know Mick as an actual name here? Like it's kinda like me going to a lad from Nigera called Samir 'oh fucking Hell he's being a Samir' and wondering why he's not geting annoyed
dominos pizza at the GCHQ office hahahaha
true detective s4 was dogshit but has universal 10/10 reviews just egregiously fake, wonder how much hbo paid for that
Calm down Patrick
if you could press a button and painlessly end 4,000,000,000 non-Whites, would you do it?
love sloths me
remember that gimmick lads?
class that
Mr officer no comment is the answer for you!
no
yeah thought it was shite personally
until my finger came off
Always wondered, do retards not know Pajeet is an actual name here? Like it's kinda like me going to a lad from India called Pajeet ‘oh fucking Hell he's being a Pajeet' and wondering why he's not geting annoyed
*nukes megatroon*
Schytwming
this plate is your fate
quitting nicotine and threw my gum away
they destroyed my boners for the price of a buzz
horrible drug that should be illegal based on how shit it is
think i'm out of the shitposting game
my last shitposts have consisted of me pasting shit into gpt and telling it to do it for me
that's not what I got into this game for
time to enjoy retirement
painlessly
er
feel a bit sick
the only book on rorke's bookshelve
so weird that they went for 10/10s but the user reviews are at around 50%. feels like 1984 init
I'd reckon that would weigh heavily on my soul
Black bbc
yeah
English Q: What would you spontaneously call this? A ...
(I can look up words for it. Just want to know what people actually say.)
RIDICOLOUSY FIT TURKISH GODESS AT THE CHIP SHOP
fruit snacks
those fish look cheeky
err
never get involved in a land war in asia
wine gums
dont know what turkish people look like
i just see brown arab
Not thinking of the particular type of candy.
waiting for that contract to expire ehh lad
lollies i spose
little black ones look like liquorice (dogshit exclusively for old people with tastebuds destroyed by 60 years of pack-a-day smoking)
wine gum
gummies
got lots done down the allotment today x
pack of sweeties
Experiment fail. Wanted to see if people say "candy bag" or "bag of candy" or "bag of sweets" or whatever.
this a euphemism for going dogging and getting bummed in some bushes?
how do you get into being a travel rep in ibiza
maybe i can get into that
My shit life ends tonight
Peng.
Swedish Fish is a bit weird coming from here for that reason. They just took a random candy out of that bag.
the bag is self evident mate it's in the photo no need to specify the container
now if there were no photo and you were asked to describe in general terms what you want then you might specify
hospitality jobs are for shaggers only, I fear
Slutty pink panties.
the sex willy just arrived
nigga you will be slain
My shit ends up life tonight`
and good life begins?
Cool, one data point
how the fuck did homer get a job a nuclear plant?
he is dumb as a brick
What happened to Alina from Bald and Bankrupt videos?
might start drinking a bottle of wine a day. would that be bad
I like the colour she chose for her panties but why did she choose pale green for slutty bra?
one word byc (big yellow cock)
she got traded in when she hit 25
this is the fate of all babushkas
sweets
if it doesn't hurt anyone and I could get away with it I would and you would too mister
Very`
Boomer job market
funy for an idiot to work at a nuclear plant is probably the thought process
it's a children's comedy you see
rorkette meets leftypauline
It's called a "candybag" here. Was wondering if "candy bag" sounds idiomatic in English too.
Friday Night Dinner is the most insipid, asinine, idiotic attempt at comedy tv since Mrs Brown's Boys.
yes of course, without second thought. id press it if it caused them some pain. sorry but its for the best.
ohh homie!
...bruh
Do you think she had her period yet? Statistically speaking, there's a non negligible chance she didn't.
Didn't ask
but it makes me feel numb
mrs krabapple was peng
Try exercise instead
I personally wouldn't even talk to a child unlike that Canadian nonce cunt
I looked through all her TikToks looking for tampons, but couldn't find any.... maybe she hides them well...
Peng
Do you really think every leaf is DTFIC or is this some pathetic attempt to convince everyone else he's a pedo because of how badly he mindraped you?
made a chicken stew today.... but it didn't turn out great. no flavour and was strangely oily despite barely any oil being used. the result? back on the quick and easy meals, a lot effort for disappointment
would be funny if you all quit your jobs at GCHQ like that massive stage out i pulled at a job once and just moved back in your parents but i know you'll be like "ughhh... i have to spend time with my family again" SO WHAT
children aren't people
the pay is great though, and i get paid to post in /brit/
I'm not frightened of dying, any time will do
but it's evil
you are
the only time i'd use a term like lolly bag is for a bag containing a wide assortment of mix-matched, individually picked lollies like you might get at a corner shop, fair/fete, sporting events and such
ex.
this ones for you lover girl
I'm not a nonce like you. Hang yourself.
a man’s got to fill his belly
I think she was already over 25 in the videos.
another neet W
NEET BOYS UP A BILLION
WAGIES DOWN A TRILLION
overcooked some chicken tonight myself and barely finished half of it
reckon i'll have a bowl of supernoodles to keep the temptation of the takeaway jew away
the younger the berry may taste more tart to some but to me it is all the more sweeter
neet dub
lad it never goes perfect the first time practice makes perfect innit
mmhmm
Some collateral damage from the recent wave of age-gap-hystera is that smaller-chested women have been maligned and labelled as "underdeveloped". But this is unfair. Cute small chests are hecking valid, too, you know!
maybe i should go to eastern europe to get a gf
reading about the constance marten & mark gordon case. both of them sound like utter loonies.
if you're pro israel you can go fuck yourself
havent watched him for a long time but he probably just ghosted her once hed shagged her a number of times and she couldnt provide any value to him any more
*moves mic closer to your mouth*
what was that mr smith
youtube.com
Got some reggae on today for the Thursday tunage
being a leech is a career now eh
so this is rorke
spaino going into pedo mode
Canslad here ironically would attempt to suckle from the barely there tits of Keria Knightely
alri haha
Define pro-Israel
is this a new heathermong gimmick or is yet another resident freak to add to /brit/s ever-growing pantheon of pathetic losers?
Is she peng? What's her age you reckon?
I don't know I was really drunk at the time
Gagging for another taste of my evil freak chudmeat
We just keep taking W after W don't we?
Imagine working 40 hours a week surrounded by filthy wogs and poor people to get like 15% more than if you hadn't worked at all
i'm howling
im screaming
im hooting
you have a habit of assuming girls are older than they actually are, yeah?
In Australia they even banned small breasted women if you can believe it. Look it up, it's true.
she got her tits out at 15 in a movie if you go looking
:3
Yeah, I don't know how common those mixed candy bags are in other countries. The bag that must not be named.
Fuck off this is an incel general
link
AHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
that'll be £1 million + writing credits, please
love girls and their antics
I did post about it on Anon Babble, lol. Aussies are bent.
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speaks like a femboy... is there something you're not mentioning lad
Rorke
appreciated this post
Objectively, teen girls are ideal for marriage.
This is why feminists want to raise a.oc to 21 and beyond. They realize that prime teen girls OUTCOMP3TE roastoids beyond measure. Teen girls are more beautiful, kinder and adopt your personality. They are the perfect wives. This is why the age gap psyop has been propagated in the zoomer social media spheres.
Teen girls literally want to cater themselves to every aspect of your personality it's insane. While a 25 year old roastoid demands you be a millionaire a cute 13 year old girl tries her BEST so that all her mannerisms are pleasing to you. It's fucking absurd and insane the chasm interacting between these age groups.
Teen girls are much more sympathetic toward flaws than roastoids. In fact they will turn flaws into points of reverence. This is what makes teen girls so great and ideal for marriage-building, and why the age-gap meme is being pushed hard on zoomers. If teen girls don't like something, roastoids hate is 10x more.
alri frank grimes
Just woke up
erm
right
going to have to do one of them er em
right
It's pure satire but you just don't get it because you're autistic
Didn't know lolly could refer to things other than lollipops. English dialects are confusing.
Unreal how fucked this general is.
inconceivable warm and tightness know only to the brave few, a little;) slice of heaven on earth
It's not technically illegal to be a pedophile. As long as you don't act on it, you can be an open and proud pedophile.
Yes she's peng you crazy?
gchq want invited in the Anon Babble party van hahaha
IP status: traced
Why do the jannies delete porn of women far faster than the Heathermong AI slip spam
You know what's tighter than a child's vagina?
The mouths of flesh eating fishes
Especially after they get a taste of blood
Try it sometime
ummm... this is not how you use Anon Babble
alri jaws?
Just fuck off
How is your day looking?
the jannies don't delete the porn, the poster deletes it so that they don't get a banned for it.
can't stay asleep any more. because of woke
mwah
Based Hullboy
My lawyer responding with printouts of Bradley reaction images during pre-trial discussions so I know what I should and shouldn't say on the stand.
Hey baby
spaino, that your mum or your sister?
hate women
Didn't watch
u listened to the vocaroo :D
assessing the situation
It's a woman and quite a fit one. I'll get a pic for the lads soon enough
Left this general for 3 days and became a shagger
Don't worry lads, forwarded this to the sexual exploitation group here in Cheltenham.
He'll be seen to by Thames Valley Police.
my dad calls me baby sometimes so i assume it was his dad
:3
Quite based really
War on people
Nicht gute
4320x2516
mateys texting on the TV
Peng.
my dad calls me baby sometimes so i assume it was his dad
the sexual exploitation group here in Cheltenham.
can I join?
business idea: fill the Channel with sea mines
Oh deary me you're getting the heart after 1 session
yeah, idk, maybe
gchq-careers.co.uk
Yeah, based
business idea: make it so women can have sex if they get paid
Call it 'sex work'
rice pudding is so peng cant believe I forgot about it
Peng TikTok dance.
but her real value was appearing in videos. she is way better than that horrible little queer backpacker ben. or fat johnny. or the greek fella.
190 and Mousey never met one another
If they had, /brit/ would've had the new Hale and Pace on their hands
had a sensible chuckle at this one
OK and
and at what age should they be eligible for such a career
Been saying this about America
lush that especially if you mix in a dollop of strawberry jam x
A quiet, overcast late spring evening in Deanoland
alright then, spill the beans, how'd you meet?
yes but you wll never arrest me
makes me think i'm eating lumpy spunk like some homosexual
Well, by definition, a woman is a man in a dress with a big willy. And men only become men after ge 17
So age 18 and they need to be able to prove they have a big willy
America needs to make sex illegal for everyone but Canslad and the jewish girls with massive chebs
get me off this craphole island
you know what id love to see some really average looking goth girls spammed for a bit
Cute European girls SHOULD NOT visit the United States.
Why would this cutie patootie visit the shithole states?
I really hope she gets out of that shithole soon. Such a third world shithole is not suitable for cute European girls.
comfy suburb
yh x
kek this is near me
dubs: checked
no banana or jam in the house
got fucking NOTHING to eat with my porridge and yoghurt
bellway more like bellend way
Party
not new enough
is that a clean, safe, modern, well built suburban street? for British people? IM GOING INSANE AHH
spoiled cunt
This foreign woman asks you for help and if she can crash at your house while she figures things out. Do you accept?
what type of party?
nah deanos live closer together
this is just standard middle income ville
Looks peng
you might want to marry her
who the hell is still checking dubs its not 2014 anymore gramps
I think I'll leave this paedo gimmick here and not take it into the next thread
cardboard walls inside and car dependent. it's dog shit
i just felt like it, cunt
er i'd need to ask my mum
also catberg doesnt like strangers especially girls and foreigners
also my man u covers need washed
haxball.com
Password: brit
and the new?
indians are rubbish workers
Fit.
maple syrup? cinnamon and brown sugar? shredded cheese?
no it isn’t you americanised cretin
these homes are built with brick and we don’t live “near the freeway”. there’s a train station and several paths into town nearby.
New
The orange skies return
I think we’ve known about Sir Elton’s proclivities for a while now
calm down, your dentures will pop out
internal walls are cardboard and the walk is impractical
she might be a nutter
trips of truth