/brit/

LOVELY FUCKING RUSSIAN WIFE edish

Hi CansLad

thinking about getting poutine for dinner

need her to slav squat on my hard willy

when comes the day canslad becomes cansgeeza

aesthete man sub edition x

message for you all

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thinking about getting poo for dinner

Alri, lad?

With the bokkles alternating between her arse and fanny and then you drink from them latter. Bokkles I mean

Be warned everyone
This is a tranny

pie in the oven x

neoliberal bull logging in

disgusting meaty fanny looks like its prolapsed

poo in a tin for tea?

maybe I will get srs after all

right

the so called white scran

expected poo poo but its just some slag rubbing her meaty twat

cans have got free delivery on uber but the problem is I don't really care for the cans

Gonna name my band Woolworths

um HELP POLICE

I was thinking The W H Smiths but I might shorten it to just The Smiths

scat spam stops

paedo spam starts up

Doing a hmmm

what is your intoxicant of choice then

Incel mong

Kill yourself

mods can we exterminate this paedophile

her tits were shite when she grew up

is dtfic seriously still doing his “look at me I’m a paedo” gimmick? He was at it when I logged on this morning, been gone the whole day and he’s still doing the same posts now I come back

you're all poofs

energy drink sloppa, whenever I see a new can of that out I always pick one up

don't really want to filter canada but eeehhhhh

You know, there was a reason she had a child psychologist on set when she was playing the role of a child rape victim

Been at it on and off for the past year, lad

I do enjoy it. Mostly because it's faster to him banned than the belgium black porn he posts

This is normal, natural, and healthy!

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based
time for another smoke then

that's not an intoxicant, it just gives you cancer

hi lads

hi mate

hi rorke

hi leftypol

Guinness cans are good

You need to pour then tho can't be drinking them out the can

oh then nothing, weed gives me a headache and drugs are too darn expensive. Guess I'm a square.

She has the same body type as her sister.

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want to try one of those cheeky nitro surges on a guinness can

dont like beer

reddit ahh

FORGET ABOUT THE MASTER PLAN just leave your job who the fuck stalks people and gets paid for it it's not glamorous at all see sense

redditors love beer you idiot

youd know

Omg so many girls are into me right now
It's actually mental
It's like they're all needing shagged, pronto stylie
Mad one

having a hetero wank to a blonde bimbo actually thank you

don’t remember him doing it before he mostly just posted his weird dollhouse shite

never have any plans me don't ask me if I have any plans for the day/weekend/life

x

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ahaha what you up to then this weekend like?

drunkenly ordered a bumper sticker from America last night, like 20 quid just on postage

mere clapmeat for hellcat driving goons

It was on and off when he got fed up with the threadmeister gimmick after I decided to post 10 Anon Babble in a row to piss him off

And because I was at onlien training during toil and had fuck all else to do

go on then what does it say?

oh you’re that schizo mick my bad

don't look back in anger

i heard rorke say

*guitar solo at the guitar store*

just a quiet one this weekend

i realise – with some trepidation – that all these years, "poo-posting" is in fact a euphemism for parcel posting

like, "i got a poo coming on" = got a parcel due to arrive

or: "i love the feeling of anticipation of a poo more than the poo itself" = i love waiting for my parcel to arrive more than i enjoy the parcel content itself

as well as: "i need a poo" = i need to order a parcel

"honk if you love cocks in your arse"
i dunno, it was 20 quid

have a good gimmick cooking for the weekend threads

Always wondered, do retards not know Mick as an actual name here? Like it's kinda like me going to a lad from Nigera called Samir 'oh fucking Hell he's being a Samir' and wondering why he's not geting annoyed

dominos pizza at the GCHQ office hahahaha

true detective s4 was dogshit but has universal 10/10 reviews just egregiously fake, wonder how much hbo paid for that

Calm down Patrick

if you could press a button and painlessly end 4,000,000,000 non-Whites, would you do it?

love sloths me

remember that gimmick lads?

class that

Mr officer no comment is the answer for you!

no

yeah thought it was shite personally

until my finger came off

Always wondered, do retards not know Pajeet is an actual name here? Like it's kinda like me going to a lad from India called Pajeet ‘oh fucking Hell he's being a Pajeet' and wondering why he's not geting annoyed

*nukes megatroon*

Schytwming

this plate is your fate

quitting nicotine and threw my gum away
they destroyed my boners for the price of a buzz
horrible drug that should be illegal based on how shit it is

think i'm out of the shitposting game
my last shitposts have consisted of me pasting shit into gpt and telling it to do it for me
that's not what I got into this game for
time to enjoy retirement

painlessly

er

feel a bit sick

the only book on rorke's bookshelve

so weird that they went for 10/10s but the user reviews are at around 50%. feels like 1984 init

I'd reckon that would weigh heavily on my soul

Black bbc

yeah

English Q: What would you spontaneously call this? A ...

(I can look up words for it. Just want to know what people actually say.)

RIDICOLOUSY FIT TURKISH GODESS AT THE CHIP SHOP

fruit snacks

those fish look cheeky

err

never get involved in a land war in asia

wine gums

dont know what turkish people look like
i just see brown arab

Not thinking of the particular type of candy.

waiting for that contract to expire ehh lad

lollies i spose
little black ones look like liquorice (dogshit exclusively for old people with tastebuds destroyed by 60 years of pack-a-day smoking)

wine gum

gummies

got lots done down the allotment today x

pack of sweeties

Experiment fail. Wanted to see if people say "candy bag" or "bag of candy" or "bag of sweets" or whatever.

this a euphemism for going dogging and getting bummed in some bushes?

how do you get into being a travel rep in ibiza
maybe i can get into that

My shit life ends tonight

Peng.

Swedish Fish is a bit weird coming from here for that reason. They just took a random candy out of that bag.

the bag is self evident mate it's in the photo no need to specify the container
now if there were no photo and you were asked to describe in general terms what you want then you might specify

hospitality jobs are for shaggers only, I fear

Slutty pink panties.

the sex willy just arrived

nigga you will be slain

My shit ends up life tonight`

and good life begins?

Cool, one data point

how the fuck did homer get a job a nuclear plant?

he is dumb as a brick

What happened to Alina from Bald and Bankrupt videos?

might start drinking a bottle of wine a day. would that be bad

I like the colour she chose for her panties but why did she choose pale green for slutty bra?

one word byc (big yellow cock)

she got traded in when she hit 25
this is the fate of all babushkas

sweets

if it doesn't hurt anyone and I could get away with it I would and you would too mister

Very`

Boomer job market

funy for an idiot to work at a nuclear plant is probably the thought process
it's a children's comedy you see

rorkette meets leftypauline

It's called a "candybag" here. Was wondering if "candy bag" sounds idiomatic in English too.

Friday Night Dinner is the most insipid, asinine, idiotic attempt at comedy tv since Mrs Brown's Boys.

yes of course, without second thought. id press it if it caused them some pain. sorry but its for the best.

...bruh

Do you think she had her period yet? Statistically speaking, there's a non negligible chance she didn't.

Didn't ask

but it makes me feel numb

mrs krabapple was peng

Try exercise instead

I personally wouldn't even talk to a child unlike that Canadian nonce cunt

I looked through all her TikToks looking for tampons, but couldn't find any.... maybe she hides them well...

Peng

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Do you really think every leaf is DTFIC or is this some pathetic attempt to convince everyone else he's a pedo because of how badly he mindraped you?

made a chicken stew today.... but it didn't turn out great. no flavour and was strangely oily despite barely any oil being used. the result? back on the quick and easy meals, a lot effort for disappointment

would be funny if you all quit your jobs at GCHQ like that massive stage out i pulled at a job once and just moved back in your parents but i know you'll be like "ughhh... i have to spend time with my family again" SO WHAT

children aren't people

the pay is great though, and i get paid to post in /brit/

I'm not frightened of dying, any time will do

but it's evil

you are

the only time i'd use a term like lolly bag is for a bag containing a wide assortment of mix-matched, individually picked lollies like you might get at a corner shop, fair/fete, sporting events and such
ex.

I'm not a nonce like you. Hang yourself.

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a man’s got to fill his belly

I think she was already over 25 in the videos.

another neet W

NEET BOYS UP A BILLION

WAGIES DOWN A TRILLION

overcooked some chicken tonight myself and barely finished half of it
reckon i'll have a bowl of supernoodles to keep the temptation of the takeaway jew away

the younger the berry may taste more tart to some but to me it is all the more sweeter

neet dub

lad it never goes perfect the first time practice makes perfect innit

mmhmm

Some collateral damage from the recent wave of age-gap-hystera is that smaller-chested women have been maligned and labelled as "underdeveloped". But this is unfair. Cute small chests are hecking valid, too, you know!

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maybe i should go to eastern europe to get a gf

reading about the constance marten & mark gordon case. both of them sound like utter loonies.

if you're pro israel you can go fuck yourself

havent watched him for a long time but he probably just ghosted her once hed shagged her a number of times and she couldnt provide any value to him any more

*moves mic closer to your mouth*
what was that mr smith

being a leech is a career now eh

spaino going into pedo mode

Canslad here ironically would attempt to suckle from the barely there tits of Keria Knightely

alri haha

Define pro-Israel

is this a new heathermong gimmick or is yet another resident freak to add to /brit/s ever-growing pantheon of pathetic losers?

Is she peng? What's her age you reckon?

I don't know I was really drunk at the time

Gagging for another taste of my evil freak chudmeat

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We just keep taking W after W don't we?

Imagine working 40 hours a week surrounded by filthy wogs and poor people to get like 15% more than if you hadn't worked at all

i'm howling

im screaming

im hooting

you have a habit of assuming girls are older than they actually are, yeah?

In Australia they even banned small breasted women if you can believe it. Look it up, it's true.

she got her tits out at 15 in a movie if you go looking

:3

Yeah, I don't know how common those mixed candy bags are in other countries. The bag that must not be named.

Fuck off this is an incel general

link

AHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

that'll be £1 million + writing credits, please

love girls and their antics

I did post about it on Anon Babble, lol. Aussies are bent.

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speaks like a femboy... is there something you're not mentioning lad

Rorke

appreciated this post

Objectively, teen girls are ideal for marriage.

This is why feminists want to raise a.oc to 21 and beyond. They realize that prime teen girls OUTCOMP3TE roastoids beyond measure. Teen girls are more beautiful, kinder and adopt your personality. They are the perfect wives. This is why the age gap psyop has been propagated in the zoomer social media spheres.

Teen girls literally want to cater themselves to every aspect of your personality it's insane. While a 25 year old roastoid demands you be a millionaire a cute 13 year old girl tries her BEST so that all her mannerisms are pleasing to you. It's fucking absurd and insane the chasm interacting between these age groups.

Teen girls are much more sympathetic toward flaws than roastoids. In fact they will turn flaws into points of reverence. This is what makes teen girls so great and ideal for marriage-building, and why the age-gap meme is being pushed hard on zoomers. If teen girls don't like something, roastoids hate is 10x more.

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alri frank grimes

Just woke up

erm
right
going to have to do one of them er em

right

It's pure satire but you just don't get it because you're autistic

Didn't know lolly could refer to things other than lollipops. English dialects are confusing.

Unreal how fucked this general is.

inconceivable warm and tightness know only to the brave few, a little;) slice of heaven on earth

It's not technically illegal to be a pedophile. As long as you don't act on it, you can be an open and proud pedophile.

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Yes she's peng you crazy?

gchq want invited in the Anon Babble party van hahaha

IP status: traced

Why do the jannies delete porn of women far faster than the Heathermong AI slip spam

You know what's tighter than a child's vagina?
The mouths of flesh eating fishes
Especially after they get a taste of blood

Try it sometime

ummm... this is not how you use Anon Babble

alri jaws?

Just fuck off

How is your day looking?

the jannies don't delete the porn, the poster deletes it so that they don't get a banned for it.

can't stay asleep any more. because of woke

mwah

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Based Hullboy

My lawyer responding with printouts of Bradley reaction images during pre-trial discussions so I know what I should and shouldn't say on the stand.

Hey baby

spaino, that your mum or your sister?

hate women

Didn't watch

u listened to the vocaroo :D

assessing the situation

It's a woman and quite a fit one. I'll get a pic for the lads soon enough
Left this general for 3 days and became a shagger

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Don't worry lads, forwarded this to the sexual exploitation group here in Cheltenham.
He'll be seen to by Thames Valley Police.

my dad calls me baby sometimes so i assume it was his dad

War on people

Nicht gute

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mateys texting on the TV

my dad calls me baby sometimes so i assume it was his dad

the sexual exploitation group here in Cheltenham.

can I join?

business idea: fill the Channel with sea mines

Oh deary me you're getting the heart after 1 session

Yeah, based

business idea: make it so women can have sex if they get paid
Call it 'sex work'

rice pudding is so peng cant believe I forgot about it

Peng TikTok dance.

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but her real value was appearing in videos. she is way better than that horrible little queer backpacker ben. or fat johnny. or the greek fella.

190 and Mousey never met one another
If they had, /brit/ would've had the new Hale and Pace on their hands

had a sensible chuckle at this one

OK and

and at what age should they be eligible for such a career

Been saying this about America

lush that especially if you mix in a dollop of strawberry jam x

A quiet, overcast late spring evening in Deanoland

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alright then, spill the beans, how'd you meet?

yes but you wll never arrest me

makes me think i'm eating lumpy spunk like some homosexual

Well, by definition, a woman is a man in a dress with a big willy. And men only become men after ge 17
So age 18 and they need to be able to prove they have a big willy

America needs to make sex illegal for everyone but Canslad and the jewish girls with massive chebs

get me off this craphole island

you know what id love to see some really average looking goth girls spammed for a bit

Cute European girls SHOULD NOT visit the United States.

Why would this cutie patootie visit the shithole states?

I really hope she gets out of that shithole soon. Such a third world shithole is not suitable for cute European girls.

comfy suburb

yh x

kek this is near me

dubs: checked

no banana or jam in the house

got fucking NOTHING to eat with my porridge and yoghurt

bellway more like bellend way

Party

not new enough

is that a clean, safe, modern, well built suburban street? for British people? IM GOING INSANE AHH

spoiled cunt

This foreign woman asks you for help and if she can crash at your house while she figures things out. Do you accept?

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what type of party?

nah deanos live closer together
this is just standard middle income ville

Looks peng

you might want to marry her

who the hell is still checking dubs its not 2014 anymore gramps

I think I'll leave this paedo gimmick here and not take it into the next thread

cardboard walls inside and car dependent. it's dog shit

i just felt like it, cunt

er i'd need to ask my mum
also catberg doesnt like strangers especially girls and foreigners
also my man u covers need washed

and the new?

indians are rubbish workers

Fit.

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maple syrup? cinnamon and brown sugar? shredded cheese?

no it isn’t you americanised cretin
these homes are built with brick and we don’t live “near the freeway”. there’s a train station and several paths into town nearby.

New

The orange skies return

I think we’ve known about Sir Elton’s proclivities for a while now

calm down, your dentures will pop out

internal walls are cardboard and the walk is impractical

she might be a nutter

trips of truth