/brit/

no u

fell mousey

what a miserable looking arse

you felled mousey

wog shows up to defend Israel right on qeue

one aspect of modern culture im thankful for
girls all have big juicy round arses or want one

thank God humphries won can’t stand that fat fucking cunt littler

Too many foreign wogs posting tonight

I’ve done that

littler will be an alky by his mid to late 20s
videos will emerge and people will make youtube videos “what happened to luke littler?”

right on qeue

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190 doesn’t post on VPNs. There’s actually a clandestine global network of 190s. Few know this.

what does clandestine mean

bye bye

google broke dickhead?

At first Kash Patel was like

we're gonna fight the deep state, we're gonna beat all those globalists, blah blah

But then he was like

Yeah so um, we watched the video, and Jeffrey Epstein killed himself, ok? Trust me. There's nothing fishy about any of it. MAGA.

Is it weird to go on a date with your half-brother's half-sister.
We get on well, we never met until a few months ago, her father had nothing to do with her or my brother so they never interacted much either.

Soon as I started to trim my armpit hair short I never smell there anymore

Ugly bitch

Why do the irish hate arses so much?

Weird

imagine the poos

I am a girl

I'm gonna buy a jap gravure book to fap to.

doubt it

I hate boomers

At least we don't have it as bad as Japan

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fuck is the flourishing index

just got cancelled

But they used to say the cameras malfunctioned.
These fucking ghouls can't even lie properly, but you know what, I'm starting to think they do that on purpose, it's part of the ritual humiliation. They're laughing at us.

The irishman cannot comprehend this webm

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THIS IS MY FOOTBALL SHIRT I WEAR AT FESTIVALS

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On this day in 1453. The fall of Constantinople happened. Leading to the collapse of the byzantines and a rise to the Ottomans.

all stems back to that fateful day on Anon Babble almost 13 years ago

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Yea really not sure what I was thinking there. Doesnt matter we had dirty sweaty red faced sex and she'll be back for my 8 inch chudrocket
Based

shia lebeouf was so ahead of his time. the only response to AI can be #stopcreating

the irish are definitely weird like

No, lad, we can
We just prefer the fat to be slightly above, increasing the mass of her chebs rather than her arse

is it yeah?

why does ireland not have any famous dishes?

I reckon, with the benefit of 572 years' hindsight they probably would've done things a bit differently.

erm
stew, fry up, fish and chips probably the most common

t. non-white subhuman beast

No you haven't

unc playing a game from the 1900s

England could face drinking water shortages within a decade unless new reservoirs are built, a minister has claimed.

oh no we're FUCKED

I've heard that the UK imprisons more people than Russia BY FAR for comments posted to the internet.

Restaurant has pictures of all the food this must be a high quality establishment

Corrr, are you playing it on switch?

should be fine as long you've got enough tea

They also said that muslims were victims of hate crimes in london and needed more support

and look where that got you
stop listening

yeah but it's for protecting democracy

Not Irish though are they

just drink soda?

All of them are

Or do you mean 'Irish' like yank paddywhackery?

nh, MiSTer

No I mean they don’t belong to Ireland. Same way pizza doesn’t belong to India

You wear it out and about?

Oh you're a retard, lad

her favourite final fantasy is 10

wyd?

we had reservoirs
then gov sold it all to private companies
then companies sold them all off for money

Had some lovely night time fresh air. Not that gay city smog air I'm used to
Was 4x lush x

Help me make sense of this lads

take girl out after she approach me

2yr ago

pops up to me this year

speak, she wants to meet, I says sure whenever

goes silent for months

pops up to me saying hi

say hi how are you?

no response 2 days

? Really no idea what the fuck is happening. Text later this week "I'll take you out on a date some time!", if no response I'll ignore forever. Not sure her intentions, not invested but I'm fascinated about her intentions. Weird she randomly pops up again and then blanks me.

zazed

Having toast for supper

Just don't bother even thinking about it I won't

i never figured out how to fight dark anima

Probably got dumped, realized you might be a safe/pussy choice, regreted it and is doing it on a loop

or you need to cans up and ask her out and be specific, like bringing her to the local dark alleyway and ask if she'd like to be drugged first

send her some offensive right wing meme and then block her

canned

48 years old

I’m the retard but you’re trying to claim Ireland invented chips? Fuck off

Time for bed

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What butter/marge do you lads use? For me it's lurpack spreadable

I didn't say we nivented chips, lad

president

Kerrygold

So how the fuck does it BELONG to Ireland then

Erring on that too. Weird she's intermittent with texts but I kinda started that tbf. I don't care if anything happens just annoying to not know. If she wants a date then sure. But this intermittent weird shit is just pissing me off.

how do i set my phone to dungeons and dragons

what does he mean "pops up to me"?

wow so girls poo too

how does fish AND chips belong

I mean like the two items on their own and not together

erm, right

the youtube kino

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we need to bring back ring tones

every phone should be set to music for a found harmonium by default

You can find them all free on net.

I SERVE GOD

I SERVE NO COUNTRY

I FLY NO FLAG

So take her out, suggest a nice drugging and raping and go on that date

うおおおまんこ舐めてぇ

You know dropping out of college in January was the dumbest decision I made. If I could I would go back I would strangle myself because my life would be better if I completed my business degree

no clue how to make male friends
profoundly anti-social and extremely anxious, me

today's Pensions Investment Review says govt will take power to direct where your savings go "for the benefit of the economy"
Basically a massive stealth tax - you will get lower returns so govt can reduce its borrowing costs.

thinking about becoming a HGV driver

who cares
farage will be in soon anyway

So... yeah. That just happened.

So... yeah.........

the /brit/ meetup

doing a gay porn dance

Serbs are my friends. I am an ethnic Serb.

Hitler expressed fondness of the Serbian people. He admired their warrior spirit and regretted that they were on the opposite side of the war.

How did I do yall

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Woman, 71, dies after 'attack' outside Lidl that saw another OAP injured: Man and woman, 67 and 62, arrested

might become a barrister

for me, it's smew

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just learned other generals apparently don't have to deal with someone posting poo themed webms at all times of the day

how's your latte art

gyokeres or sesko?

clogwog and zied were both in the dutch general before they came here, and cum use to be dominated by mousenonce and that schizophrenic guy

can pour a pint of guinness

A Scottish woman once showed me her fanny and she had the flappiest meat flap beef curtain I’ve ever seen. What is wrong with Scottish women?

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been invited out tomorrow

only one friend going and he'll only be there for an hour

what we thinking, should I go?

watkins

watching family guy

no peters

Omds blud

ian?

genuinely just sharted my pants risking a fart

some people like to post the same thing every day, sometimes for years. i don't know what drives them, but that's what they feel the need to do.

lel got any more of these?

get out there, blue bird of happiness wont come knocking on your door.

This costs £144,000 in America these people have no idea how lucky they are

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does the bloke come with it? waheey

Don’t be gay

What episode

jenny oaks baker sex arse

Solid Turtle Head poking out

leave that anon alone!! homophobe!!

it's ok to be gay don't listen to that other mean anon

For Canslad, it's the type of girl who looks like she's used so much heroin, her bodyweight is less than zero

Might be a factor that I grew up seeing a lot of people I knew either OD or else end up ruining their lives on heroin
But corr, the fucking lack of the fat folds

I think I know what's going on here

Terra Nil from your Steam wishlist is now on sale

thats right lad
were pooing gay porn

used to

I like Roger Waters of Pink Floyd. He is a cool guy.

legit just put on the wall

shut the fuck up roger

The prey approaches

all in all
this guy just put on the wall

I will fuck you

I like his accent. He sounds cool.
youtu.be/hA-M2Uu1og8

Thick thighs.

:3c

Reminder - If you’re fat you CANNOT complain about not getting pussy

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Peng.

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i can and will

QRD on the leafnonce?

Slutty pink panties.

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standard canadian paedophile

sim simma
who got di keys to my bimma

so /brit/ how is the twitch channel coming along?

friends of peter g

why did he do it

It's unfortunate that smaller-chested women have been maligned and labelled as "underdeveloped". Cute small chests are hecking valid, too, you know!

girlfriendberg sneezes louder when she has her headphones on
work that out
fucking ridiculous

it's inappropriate to speculate why he did it, but why did he do it?

Is he a Everton fan

pouchbergs have started to give me terrible heartburn

there's something weird and it don't look good

love this guy's channel

Fit.

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looks like retarded wogshit

I am not a pepper pile

less roadmen
more roadwomen
it's time to stand up for equality

Buy an ad

any moo deng man in

Have you actually watched The Wall, Rorke?

TikTok women are a miracle of the universe!

my life is so miserable and grim

Is there anybody out there?

lmao holy shit

this guy def gonna get his channel deleted

I hate niggers

ai-2027.com/
love how people subscribe to this dumb fear porn
they must really be bored

what do you mean? aren't you all alone?

for me, it's The Division Bell

reddit band

A good cans episode

not clikcing that

shan't be taking a poo 'till the sun doth rise in the morn

How do you go about reporting this guy in my spin class with a 2010s throwback weekend

So where are my super-versatile household robots that can do the dishes and pop to Lidl and suck me off

All these AI timelines are bullshit just to get more funding. They always do the real predictions years from now because they know most people will end up forgetting

Very fit.

remember the "self driving cars will make truckers obsolete by 2020!"?

BREAKING NEWS: Mark Carney is set to EXECUTE Canadian paedo spammer

loved him in mad men

he's not hurting anyone

Is there some unspoken rule that every general needs one pedophile and one schizophrenic active at any given time.

I was supposed to lock in Jan 1st but I’ve been procrastinating so I’m officially locking in on MONDAY!

*puts a bike lock round your neck*
surrender and i'll unlock it

Don't think it will ever happen actually

Paul Doyle only getting charged with gbh I think this fucked up country is totally backwards I do something wrong I get the book thrown at me it’s a joke so we can now take lots of drugs and drink and drive hitting innocent people and kids hope nothing like this happens to his kids them the rat will feel the families pain he has caused fuming

made for each other

Just found out that Ms Dynamite and Akala are siblings. Like, literal OMG moment.

I remember when a new girl started at the school I was in
She was English
she had to fucking move over here

turns out she had a GBH for smashing some slag's face with an iron bar

Should have made her my wife

take lots of drugs and drink

Surely he would have been charged for those if that were provable

poos are a morning activity, but never before breakfast

dont get it. cant hear what it says

pump it up pump pump it up

I'd have him taken out and shot like all criminal vermin

it's obvious he never meant to be there and just reacted badly

this is you a beta mate aaaaaahhhh doh some rippa eyes

thats what i heard

get some better cans cuh

Peng.

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something is wrong

Yeah but then you'd have to shoot half the crowd too

TIME TO GOOOOOOOoooo

I am entering the flow state.

nah its your accent.

at least i posted a funny joke. you just post dog shit

i cant hear you

u mad

can't hear you breh loooooooooooool

cope