McLaren Senna edition
/brit/
late spring gang ww@
Put migrants in buckingham palace
how do brits feel about their most famous singer being a nasty bbc whore
Irish history sub-edition
John McAfee's spirit warning me about this link
Cold.
spot sending your fishing site
BUCKingham
Business idea : Poundbury but exclusively for somalians and bangladeshis
business idea during a play
bring an audience member on stage to play a minor part
send them back to their seat after
ask the rest of the audience to clap for their participation
the thunderous applause transfers to you
Gchq all left!
…yeh
J.K. Rowling announces that she will be using her private wealth from the Harry Potter series to develop the J.K. Rowling Women’s Fund, an organization dedicated to removing transgender rights "in the workplace, in public life, and in protected female spaces"
fucking hell two typos
need to go to bed
theyve transplanted a yank suburb on to britain
the fucking nerve of you to call ME americanised. fuck you
Business idea: We kill nonces
gamer girls are the most beautiful in the world
3 glasses of wine cycling home through london
pure bliss
new england?
having me protein shake
sucking a bollock
Objectively, teen girls are ideal for marriage.
This is why feminists want to raise a.oc to 21 and beyond. They realize that prime teen girls OUTCOMP3TE roastoids beyond measure. Teen girls are more beautiful, kinder and adopt your personality. They are the perfect wives. This is why the age gap psyop has been propagated in the zoomer social media spheres.
Teen girls literally want to cater themselves to every aspect of your personality it's insane. While a 25 year old roastoid demands you be a millionaire a cute 13 year old girl tries her BEST so that all her mannerisms are pleasing to you. It's fucking absurd and insane the chasm interacting between these age groups.
Teen girls are much more sympathetic toward flaws than roastoids. In fact they will turn flaws into points of reverence. This is what makes teen girls so great and ideal for marriage-building, and why the age-gap meme is being pushed hard on zoomers. If teen girls don't like something, roastoids hate is 10x more.
don't forget to drink plenty of water too!
Nonce idea: We kill children
Oregon
posted it again award
the guy who ran over those people in Liverpool follows Andrew Tate, Nigel Farage and loads of crypto shite accounts on Twitter
Oh dear oh dear oh dear, Rorke was PRAYING it was a Muslim and instead it was one of his own
Poundbury is a good idea, but a lot of it is still grim for various reasons. It's still too car-centric, the choice of materials for some things - the roofs of houses - still feels very Barratt-Box-ish
i had a shit over an hour and my arse is still sore
what’s your issue with cars? you want every cunt crowding into buses or using horse and carriages? get real.
This is what google gemini says a young British woman looks like
which one?
England and Wales raised the age of marriage to 18.
Scotland, however, has kept it at 16.
What's going on in Scotland? Are they pedophiles? And why hasn't the Crown regulated it?
10 more years for the jan 6 ravers
they were raving by the way
that's shan that man
accurate
reasonably accurate
drives a fiat 500
works as a nurse or doing some meme uni degree
loves a chinese
know loads of these women it’s about half the ones that went to my school
this is what its like
This is actually a tune but Rorke will say it's "degenerate"
based retard
When you're trying to imitate the organic features of a village, but without having to account for any of the historical compromises made as it grew over centuries, it's jarring. And yes, many places around the world are happy to have large pedestrianised areas and nobody suffers apart from a few people with fat relatives who won't wheel them around in their chairs
neiceberg doing jumpy jumpy on my lap
Someone else made a new
Didn't realize
Came back and was confused
Had a nice big shite tho in case you wanted to know x
Probably the woman that I've never met that I'm most attracted to.
Hare
adele
good watch this
It was a board game thing. Pulled up solo and was drinking in the corner and when she came in I was on her right away. Played 2 games, bought her a $12 drink and took her home. Gave her a fake name and backstory but I'll sort it out.
Eh she's a mystery meat libtard but lookswise the best I can do. Think ill just have sex with her until she realizes what a worthless disgusting chud freak I am (Saturday, in all likelihood)
x.com
yeah not clicking that mate
RobertJenrick
ok I’m definitely NOT clicking that haha
Our Hitler.
constable was black, believe it or not
that's like 90% of the 20-30 year old women i've ever known haha
why do you think poundbury is too car centric? the roads look as wide and numerous as any other british town. when yanks and aussies come here to this country they always talk about how easy it is to walk places. Christ you can even walk between towns and villages without roads due to the amount of nature paths and trails we have.
She needs a man making 6 figures+
screaming
daft old bugger
business idea:
slightly chubby girls in bodypaint free on the nhs
Better business idea than the other business idea
Girls who are chubby but in the right places
Based
poundbury wanker loves his new poz towns
free on the nhs
What does this mean. Free to shag?
pounded by bbc
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No, I mean that parts like the Buttermarket should be properly pedestrianised and paved with flagstone
So happy he grassed in that white man to those black officers. That's something to be proud of, and encourage.
glad the aussies are gone to bed so I don't have to be on my best behaviour anymore
My dreams look like that
antihistamine down the gullet
Pay nurses less.
Pay footballers more.
Give the entirety of Somalia and Rwanda citizenship.
Disband the NHS.
Build high speed rail through historic villages.
Put microplastics in everything.
Ensure, whatever the cost, the line goes up.
Support Israel and America, always.
Import American culture wars.
Turn entire counties into American air force bases.
Consume American media only.
**rapes you at 150mph**
I never noticed how sexually arousing this peep show scene actually was until now
youtube.com
Good
Jenrick is Jewish
at this ungodly hour? you berk
hello clarice
I know, I know you like my moustache
I-I know, I know you like my moustache
I know, I know you like my moustache
I-I know, I know you like my moustache
berk
not heard that in years
helps me sleep x
Surely not. That would be highly surprising.
I am hated for loving
seen a bloke with this as his twitter/x profile pic
some proper low iq mongs out there
i have no problem with gchq monitoring the thread, no different than having a police officer around to keep things orderly at any other gathering
rorke's da core
shes cute but shes too aware of her own attractiveness or something and her mannerisms piss me off
The world turns on it's axis: one man works while another relaxes
What's the story on the moth man flying in to the Twin Bens?
his flow is not that good and the beat is terrible
Not sure really, he’s either Jewish or married to one
neoliberal bull logging in
What would you do if you saw this peeking over the bushes in your yard?
One just called you a berk haha
Hiiii
gchq if you're looking for any it staff you've got my email address i'm not a twat like all the others x
quid pro quo
rub his ears
bring catberg to the window so she can gawk at it
live with me mam but dont think ive actually set eyes on her in like 3 days
you will suffer my curse wench
hares are welcome, as they're native
rabbits are the misbegotten cousins of true BRITISH lagomorpha and must therefore be terminated (with extreme prejudice)
horrible cunt you
hate yanks
UK officials could be banned from the US as Team Trump says online safety laws are blocking Americans' 'free speech'
heard rabbits weren’t on this island till the norman conquest and it fried my nut
we weren't delighted in your application, you wrote "ill grass up everyone in the Anon Babble /brit/ thread"
we thought the lack of loyalty was a bad mark
I like to eat (woop), you like to eat (woop)
Everybody wanna have a dinner like me
I like to eat (yeah), you like to eat (yeah)
Everybody wanna have a dinner like me (woop)
bradleyposters?
The Chase fans share fury over 'fixed' questions - which resulted in player getting booted off the show
my bedroom is smaller than some prison cells and i spend 90% of my time in it
its not healthy
based trump smashing english jewish liberalism
genuinely just want one girl to lick my bumhole and then I can die happy
Prefer the OG video can't find that on youtube
Want to buy a new macbook
they're just the best aren't they
current one is from 2015, absolute relic now, yet still chugging like a beast
actually free speech restrictions are illiberal you massive retard
Yeah, got a M2 MacBook Pro. Great machine and great battery life too
I do like that he's tackling our free speech issue head-on.
what do they do that my cheap dell can't
so a mong couldn’t answer a question and therefore it’s rigged
you lot have never had free speech, it's woke
I like to eat (yeah), you like to eat (yeah)
Everybody wanna eat salts and sweets (woop)
I like to eat (yeah), you like to eat (yeah)
Everybody wanna eat salts and sweets (woop)
she wakes up and leaves for work
i work wake up and leave for work
she comes in and brings the tea
i come down seconds later
and never the twain shall meet
not have malware, run programs efficiently, ez uninstall of apps
looks like alex jones had a kid with the guy from men in black what gets his head shrunk
do they still have the spinny rainbow ball on macOS
that thing pisses me off
I post outside and hang around outside doin nothin
It's so fast I haven't even seen it yet desu
ok yeah nothing is the answer then
based
so ive heard
visuals are a lot better on mac desu
screens almost *glow* with quality
hard to explain 2bh
I've had loads of computers and I like the Macs the most. Still use a 2013 MacBook at work.
most exciting post in thread award
had my macbook pro from 2008 - 2015
then another from 2015 - 2022
got an M2 macbook air now, more than enough power for me and battery lasts ages
LOVE the fact AI is killing all creative industries
no he doesnt
rorkes making excuses for him
Truth nuclear weapon, as they say in the States
We may seem cold
Or we may even be the most depressing people you've ever known
really not though are they
no one's buying AI art like they would ever buy human made art
it's like NFTs, fundamentally worthless but shilled by hype
and den i told katy, it wont hurt
mental health in this problem is a fuckin disgrace
guys just acting out for help
why? the decline of all creative potential of our civilisation due to artificial computer intelligence taking over and making everything the same homogenised machine produced slop should depress you
M2 - M4 and if you can get one with 32gb ram if you plan on keeping it for another 10 years
Average retard doesn't need more than the base version, even the air is fine
the only people who work in the creative fields are middle class cunts, want them done.
get a ASUS ROG (republic of gamers) laptop so you can game!
got short term memory
tick tock, rorke
Slutty pink panties.
and we go to SSM for his take on this matter...
got short term memory
also you can heat your house in the winter with it haha
got short term memory
got long term memory
Ah yeah he's posting nonce shite again
Get him strung up
goth girls?
green fn
6 rape
why is time so cruel to us
I'm in gainful employment, good sir, I just happen to enjoy reading people's racist jokes and nonsensical shitposts on the old /brit/
latex shiny cockberg on a mental one!
stop playing God
the goth girl sex arse as it were
Boring bastard club again?
Corrrr
big fan
viv!
bet she'd love getting a few sausage rolls from greggs and then watching lemony snicket's a series of unfortunate events starring jim carrey, and then give me a rimjob on the settee until I blow my load all over myself and she starts talking about how I shouldn't hate her because of her scars because she started hurting herself because her dad 'used to do things' until he died of an overdose
My third thesis is that the danger is immediate. The paralysis of the Western European democracies before their deadliest threat is frightening. International Jewry is doing all it can to encourage such paralysis. During our struggle for power in Germany, Jewish newspapers tried to conceal the danger, until National Socialism awakened the people. It is just the same today in other nations. Jewry once again reveals itself as the incarnation of evil, as the plastic demon of decay and the bearer of an international culture-destroying chaos.
This explains, by the way, our consistent Jewish policies. We see Jewry as a direct threat to every nation. We do not care what other peoples do about the danger. What we do to defend ourselves is our own business, however, and we will not tolerate objections from others. Jewry is a contagious infection. Enemy nations may raise hypocritical protests against our measures against Jewry and cry crocodile tears, but that will not stop us from doing that which is necessary. Germany, in any event, has no intention of bowing before this threat, but rather intends to take the most radical measures, if necessary, in good time.
Shaggerstocracy.
rubber baby buggy bumpers
Sitting at the park got the sad cowboy music on. Been talking to old men passing by
oh my nights
This dude was the chud of all chuds. He was the supreme emperor of giga-chuds.
Heil Hitler
Free Palestine
Sir Scrumdiddlyumptious Rump
Nah thats me
FOY
I height mog Hitler
Sir Dr Paul Joseph Goebbels
All me
alri
Mad how that was the most desirable car in the world for all of five minutes. Some cunt spent millions on one of those and now nobody cares.
Amazing
It’s not as simple as that though is it
The Whites have become Black.
First article.— Western civilisation is under the grip of an anti-white ideology that has been imposed in every white country after the Second World War.
Second article.—The fair race is being exterminated by genocidal levels of immigration: a wholesale European, North American and Australian population replacement for non-whites.
Third article.—Ergo, the twenty-first century will be the darkest hour for the fair race.
Fourth article.—Whites either gain a sense of themselves or they are going extinct.
Rorkes off the bennies
Two child cap removed
A prosperous future funded by the slaves
Think I know the middle one.
thank you to my mum, who left the hoover out in the middle of the now-pitch-black upstairs landing leading me to walk straight into it and come tumbling down to the floor as i strolled back to my room after i finished my poo
penor is shrinking at an alarming rate lads
Gave her a fake name and backstory but I'll sort it out
you finally managed to pull a board game fitty and you've blown your chance at a long-term relationship already by lying about your name? mate...
Man I can't believe this scumbag was a scumbag
On 29 April 1989, he broke into the house of a next door neighbour wearing a nylon stocking over his face, armed with a knife and hedge clippers, the court heard.
He demanded that the woman inside the house undress and attempted to rape her, before orally raping her and committing other sexual assaults.
Gordon then held her for four-and-a-half hours against her will.
On 21 May of the same year, he broke into another property carrying a flat-headed shovel and beat a male occupant about the head with the shovel.
In questions to Det Sgt Ian Valentine, who was giving evidence about the convictions, Mark Gordon, who is now representing himself, suggested that he had been "manipulated" in his police interviews in Florida, saying he had been a 14-year-old child without adult supervision.
What the hell defence is this?
talk about,
pop muzik,
talk about,
pop muzik,
talk about,
pop muzik
why was everything good in 2000s, but everything is total shit now
2000s had Frutiger Aero.
2020s have soulless Memphis flat design.
Simple as.
listening to creme brulee
the entire story is pretty strange. estranged daughter of an aristocratic family shacks up with a convicted rapist to spite her parents, flees a hospital, sets her car on fire, accuses her parents of trying to murder her child, and then murders her child. very very strange. they're both total lunatics.
starmers resigned!
rayner in as PM oh my days
would love to give myself my own name. parents picked a proper shit one, and everyone and their mother has the surname jones.
2025 youve got no life
Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer has said Reform UK's policies would "crash the economy", comparing Nigel Farage to former PM Liz Truss.
In a speech attacking the Reform leader, Sir Keir accused him of "fantasy" economics and promising unfunded tax cuts.
The gayest part of that webm is the gamer chair
Big fan of Earl Grey because of Star Trek. On a completely unrelated note, I really, REALLY wish there was only one penis in that webm
poo minister poo barmer
gwarn Ange, things can only get better
welsh
rorkes whip
nah, english
Jared Diamond flummoxed
He's migrating. Fuck off mate
bored
Today I went to a restaurant by myself
I JUST DON'T THINK THIS COUNTRY HAS THE BALLS TO PUT FARAGE IN FACHARGE
*smacks your bitch up*
nice doggie
used to do this but always feels like the restaurant staff feel sorry for me
Nice hope you had a good time xx
I think they were judging me
get the reservoirs built
get the railways nationalised
get the neets in the mines
how was it? too autistic and self conscious to do this me
They probably don't care, and even if they do care, you're a girly sissy boy for caring if they care.
this is what the americans call a corndog
they're probably disgusted by you
looks like elton john farted on it
i think at LEAST 3 welsh villages should be sacrificed for reservoirs. not like they need them, is it?
Any powerful National Socialists in?
um thats a fox
gf slapped me so hard in the face my mouth is bleeding
im in bed crying now
I use to work in a restaurant, and trust me, we all use to HOWL with laughter at people who ate on their own. We'd have tears in our eyes and we'd take pictures of them so that we could just keep on laughing at the people who ate on their own
will suck dick for wow gametime
Why not drown brown biohordes in England instead?
Gravure > JAV
I did actually, thank you
I have social anxiety so i was anxious going there but after a while I realised it wasn’t that bad
thats a knob of corn
This is the most important living philosopher
no valleys in england
Love a pint with a fag desu
Because english people hate the welsh that’s why
why the hell would you go and name a band Audioslave
merthyr tydfil
everywhere in wales sound like castles in mordor
>I did actually, thank you
He's a jew runt
just found out that Jeffrey Epstein killed himself so we can all move on now
Most Israelis are violent psychopaths and pedophiles who want to kill every Palestinian child they can
cause tolkien literally based his languages off welsh
At least Jeffrey Epstein wasn't a Mossad agent though.
wtf :(
Mental how batshit and mental places outside the West are. Shudder to think what a grim place the world would be without the white mans guiding hand.
I want to go outside somewhere but I have no mates. Where should I go, what should I do?
Okay?
from the visionaries that brought you “sound garden”, we proudly present…
Right now?
I am an ethnic Serb.
Are you being sarcastic
Nah, next Tuesday at 3:00pm
Sir Kier Starmer, /brit/ asks that you
Immediately suspend all arms licences and exports to Israel.
Do everything in your power to seek an immediate and permanent ceasefire in Gaza
..yh
Why doesn’t America just tell Israel to stop it or they’ll withdraw their support and let the Arabs maul them
I don’t know maybe a American flag will tell me
Lift weights. Eat healthy. Make male friendships. Be patriotic. Go to the pub. Believe in God. Get out to the countryside. Go fishing. Make your own meals. Dress well. Do DIY.
I tried so hard to believe in God I just can’t nothing I do works
Just read the bible over and over again that's all you have to do