/brit/

late spring gang ww@

Put migrants in buckingham palace

how do brits feel about their most famous singer being a nasty bbc whore

John McAfee's spirit warning me about this link

Cold.

spot sending your fishing site

BUCKingham

Business idea : Poundbury but exclusively for somalians and bangladeshis

business idea during a play

bring an audience member on stage to play a minor part

send them back to their seat after

ask the rest of the audience to clap for their participation

the thunderous applause transfers to you

Gchq all left!

…yeh

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J.K. Rowling announces that she will be using her private wealth from the Harry Potter series to develop the J.K. Rowling Women’s Fund, an organization dedicated to removing transgender rights "in the workplace, in public life, and in protected female spaces"

fucking hell two typos
need to go to bed

theyve transplanted a yank suburb on to britain

the fucking nerve of you to call ME americanised. fuck you

Business idea: We kill nonces

gamer girls are the most beautiful in the world

3 glasses of wine cycling home through london
pure bliss

new england?

having me protein shake

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sucking a bollock

Objectively, teen girls are ideal for marriage.

This is why feminists want to raise a.oc to 21 and beyond. They realize that prime teen girls OUTCOMP3TE roastoids beyond measure. Teen girls are more beautiful, kinder and adopt your personality. They are the perfect wives. This is why the age gap psyop has been propagated in the zoomer social media spheres.

Teen girls literally want to cater themselves to every aspect of your personality it's insane. While a 25 year old roastoid demands you be a millionaire a cute 13 year old girl tries her BEST so that all her mannerisms are pleasing to you. It's fucking absurd and insane the chasm interacting between these age groups.

Teen girls are much more sympathetic toward flaws than roastoids. In fact they will turn flaws into points of reverence. This is what makes teen girls so great and ideal for marriage-building, and why the age-gap meme is being pushed hard on zoomers. If teen girls don't like something, roastoids hate is 10x more.

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don't forget to drink plenty of water too!

Nonce idea: We kill children

Oregon

posted it again award

the guy who ran over those people in Liverpool follows Andrew Tate, Nigel Farage and loads of crypto shite accounts on Twitter

Oh dear oh dear oh dear, Rorke was PRAYING it was a Muslim and instead it was one of his own

Poundbury is a good idea, but a lot of it is still grim for various reasons. It's still too car-centric, the choice of materials for some things - the roofs of houses - still feels very Barratt-Box-ish

i had a shit over an hour and my arse is still sore

what’s your issue with cars? you want every cunt crowding into buses or using horse and carriages? get real.

This is what google gemini says a young British woman looks like

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which one?

England and Wales raised the age of marriage to 18.

Scotland, however, has kept it at 16.

What's going on in Scotland? Are they pedophiles? And why hasn't the Crown regulated it?

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10 more years for the jan 6 ravers

they were raving by the way

that's shan that man

accurate

reasonably accurate
drives a fiat 500
works as a nurse or doing some meme uni degree
loves a chinese

know loads of these women it’s about half the ones that went to my school

this is what its like

This is actually a tune but Rorke will say it's "degenerate"

based retard

When you're trying to imitate the organic features of a village, but without having to account for any of the historical compromises made as it grew over centuries, it's jarring. And yes, many places around the world are happy to have large pedestrianised areas and nobody suffers apart from a few people with fat relatives who won't wheel them around in their chairs

neiceberg doing jumpy jumpy on my lap

Someone else made a new
Didn't realize
Came back and was confused
Had a nice big shite tho in case you wanted to know x

Probably the woman that I've never met that I'm most attracted to.

Hare

adele

It was a board game thing. Pulled up solo and was drinking in the corner and when she came in I was on her right away. Played 2 games, bought her a $12 drink and took her home. Gave her a fake name and backstory but I'll sort it out.
Eh she's a mystery meat libtard but lookswise the best I can do. Think ill just have sex with her until she realizes what a worthless disgusting chud freak I am (Saturday, in all likelihood)

x.com

yeah not clicking that mate

RobertJenrick

ok I’m definitely NOT clicking that haha

Our Hitler.

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constable was black, believe it or not

that's like 90% of the 20-30 year old women i've ever known haha

why do you think poundbury is too car centric? the roads look as wide and numerous as any other british town. when yanks and aussies come here to this country they always talk about how easy it is to walk places. Christ you can even walk between towns and villages without roads due to the amount of nature paths and trails we have.

She needs a man making 6 figures+

business idea:
slightly chubby girls in bodypaint free on the nhs

Better business idea than the other business idea

Girls who are chubby but in the right places

Based

poundbury wanker loves his new poz towns

free on the nhs

What does this mean. Free to shag?

pounded by bbc

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Skibidi boom-boom, ay
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No, I mean that parts like the Buttermarket should be properly pedestrianised and paved with flagstone

So happy he grassed in that white man to those black officers. That's something to be proud of, and encourage.

glad the aussies are gone to bed so I don't have to be on my best behaviour anymore

My dreams look like that

antihistamine down the gullet

Pay nurses less.
Pay footballers more.
Give the entirety of Somalia and Rwanda citizenship.
Disband the NHS.
Build high speed rail through historic villages.
Put microplastics in everything.
Ensure, whatever the cost, the line goes up.
Support Israel and America, always.
Import American culture wars.
Turn entire counties into American air force bases.
Consume American media only.

**rapes you at 150mph**

I never noticed how sexually arousing this peep show scene actually was until now
youtube.com/watch?v=jQYdKKmF-PQ

Good

Jenrick is Jewish

at this ungodly hour? you berk

I know, I know you like my moustache
I-I know, I know you like my moustache
I know, I know you like my moustache
I-I know, I know you like my moustache

berk

not heard that in years

helps me sleep x

Surely not. That would be highly surprising.

I am hated for loving

seen a bloke with this as his twitter/x profile pic
some proper low iq mongs out there

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i have no problem with gchq monitoring the thread, no different than having a police officer around to keep things orderly at any other gathering

rorke's da core

shes cute but shes too aware of her own attractiveness or something and her mannerisms piss me off

The world turns on it's axis: one man works while another relaxes

What's the story on the moth man flying in to the Twin Bens?

his flow is not that good and the beat is terrible

Not sure really, he’s either Jewish or married to one

neoliberal bull logging in

What would you do if you saw this peeking over the bushes in your yard?

One just called you a berk haha

Hiiii

gchq if you're looking for any it staff you've got my email address i'm not a twat like all the others x

quid pro quo

rub his ears

bring catberg to the window so she can gawk at it

live with me mam but dont think ive actually set eyes on her in like 3 days

you will suffer my curse wench

hares are welcome, as they're native
rabbits are the misbegotten cousins of true BRITISH lagomorpha and must therefore be terminated (with extreme prejudice)

horrible cunt you

heard rabbits weren’t on this island till the norman conquest and it fried my nut

we weren't delighted in your application, you wrote "ill grass up everyone in the Anon Babble /brit/ thread"
we thought the lack of loyalty was a bad mark

I like to eat (woop), you like to eat (woop)
Everybody wanna have a dinner like me
I like to eat (yeah), you like to eat (yeah)
Everybody wanna have a dinner like me (woop)

my bedroom is smaller than some prison cells and i spend 90% of my time in it
its not healthy

based trump smashing english jewish liberalism

genuinely just want one girl to lick my bumhole and then I can die happy

Prefer the OG video can't find that on youtube

Want to buy a new macbook
they're just the best aren't they
current one is from 2015, absolute relic now, yet still chugging like a beast

actually free speech restrictions are illiberal you massive retard

Yeah, got a M2 MacBook Pro. Great machine and great battery life too

I do like that he's tackling our free speech issue head-on.

what do they do that my cheap dell can't

so a mong couldn’t answer a question and therefore it’s rigged

you lot have never had free speech, it's woke

I like to eat (yeah), you like to eat (yeah)
Everybody wanna eat salts and sweets (woop)
I like to eat (yeah), you like to eat (yeah)
Everybody wanna eat salts and sweets (woop)

she wakes up and leaves for work
i work wake up and leave for work
she comes in and brings the tea
i come down seconds later
and never the twain shall meet

not have malware, run programs efficiently, ez uninstall of apps

looks like alex jones had a kid with the guy from men in black what gets his head shrunk

do they still have the spinny rainbow ball on macOS
that thing pisses me off

I post outside and hang around outside doin nothin

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It's so fast I haven't even seen it yet desu

ok yeah nothing is the answer then

based

so ive heard

visuals are a lot better on mac desu
screens almost *glow* with quality
hard to explain 2bh

I've had loads of computers and I like the Macs the most. Still use a 2013 MacBook at work.

most exciting post in thread award

had my macbook pro from 2008 - 2015
then another from 2015 - 2022
got an M2 macbook air now, more than enough power for me and battery lasts ages

LOVE the fact AI is killing all creative industries

no he doesnt

Truth nuclear weapon, as they say in the States

We may seem cold
Or we may even be the most depressing people you've ever known

really not though are they
no one's buying AI art like they would ever buy human made art
it's like NFTs, fundamentally worthless but shilled by hype

and den i told katy, it wont hurt

mental health in this problem is a fuckin disgrace
guys just acting out for help

why? the decline of all creative potential of our civilisation due to artificial computer intelligence taking over and making everything the same homogenised machine produced slop should depress you

M2 - M4 and if you can get one with 32gb ram if you plan on keeping it for another 10 years

Average retard doesn't need more than the base version, even the air is fine

the only people who work in the creative fields are middle class cunts, want them done.

get a ASUS ROG (republic of gamers) laptop so you can game!

got short term memory

tick tock, rorke

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Slutty pink panties.

and we go to SSM for his take on this matter...

got short term memory

also you can heat your house in the winter with it haha

got short term memory

got long term memory

Ah yeah he's posting nonce shite again
Get him strung up

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goth girls?

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green fn

6 rape

why is time so cruel to us

I'm in gainful employment, good sir, I just happen to enjoy reading people's racist jokes and nonsensical shitposts on the old /brit/

latex shiny cockberg on a mental one!

stop playing God

Boring bastard club again?

bet she'd love getting a few sausage rolls from greggs and then watching lemony snicket's a series of unfortunate events starring jim carrey, and then give me a rimjob on the settee until I blow my load all over myself and she starts talking about how I shouldn't hate her because of her scars because she started hurting herself because her dad 'used to do things' until he died of an overdose

My third thesis is that the danger is immediate. The paralysis of the Western European democracies before their deadliest threat is frightening. International Jewry is doing all it can to encourage such paralysis. During our struggle for power in Germany, Jewish newspapers tried to conceal the danger, until National Socialism awakened the people. It is just the same today in other nations. Jewry once again reveals itself as the incarnation of evil, as the plastic demon of decay and the bearer of an international culture-destroying chaos.

This explains, by the way, our consistent Jewish policies. We see Jewry as a direct threat to every nation. We do not care what other peoples do about the danger. What we do to defend ourselves is our own business, however, and we will not tolerate objections from others. Jewry is a contagious infection. Enemy nations may raise hypocritical protests against our measures against Jewry and cry crocodile tears, but that will not stop us from doing that which is necessary. Germany, in any event, has no intention of bowing before this threat, but rather intends to take the most radical measures, if necessary, in good time.

Shaggerstocracy.

rubber baby buggy bumpers

Sitting at the park got the sad cowboy music on. Been talking to old men passing by

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oh my nights

This dude was the chud of all chuds. He was the supreme emperor of giga-chuds.

Heil Hitler
Free Palestine

Sir Scrumdiddlyumptious Rump

Nah thats me

FOY

I height mog Hitler

Sir Dr Paul Joseph Goebbels

Mad how that was the most desirable car in the world for all of five minutes. Some cunt spent millions on one of those and now nobody cares.

Amazing

It’s not as simple as that though is it

The Whites have become Black.

First article.— Western civilisation is under the grip of an anti-white ideology that has been imposed in every white country after the Second World War.

Second article.—The fair race is being exterminated by genocidal levels of immigration: a wholesale European, North American and Australian population replacement for non-whites.

Third article.—Ergo, the twenty-first century will be the darkest hour for the fair race.

Fourth article.—Whites either gain a sense of themselves or they are going extinct.

Rorkes off the bennies
Two child cap removed
A prosperous future funded by the slaves

Think I know the middle one.

thank you to my mum, who left the hoover out in the middle of the now-pitch-black upstairs landing leading me to walk straight into it and come tumbling down to the floor as i strolled back to my room after i finished my poo

penor is shrinking at an alarming rate lads

Gave her a fake name and backstory but I'll sort it out

you finally managed to pull a board game fitty and you've blown your chance at a long-term relationship already by lying about your name? mate...

Man I can't believe this scumbag was a scumbag

On 29 April 1989, he broke into the house of a next door neighbour wearing a nylon stocking over his face, armed with a knife and hedge clippers, the court heard.

He demanded that the woman inside the house undress and attempted to rape her, before orally raping her and committing other sexual assaults.

Gordon then held her for four-and-a-half hours against her will.

On 21 May of the same year, he broke into another property carrying a flat-headed shovel and beat a male occupant about the head with the shovel.

In questions to Det Sgt Ian Valentine, who was giving evidence about the convictions, Mark Gordon, who is now representing himself, suggested that he had been "manipulated" in his police interviews in Florida, saying he had been a 14-year-old child without adult supervision.

What the hell defence is this?

talk about,
pop muzik,
talk about,
pop muzik,
talk about,
pop muzik

why was everything good in 2000s, but everything is total shit now

2000s had Frutiger Aero.
2020s have soulless Memphis flat design.
Simple as.

listening to creme brulee

the entire story is pretty strange. estranged daughter of an aristocratic family shacks up with a convicted rapist to spite her parents, flees a hospital, sets her car on fire, accuses her parents of trying to murder her child, and then murders her child. very very strange. they're both total lunatics.

starmers resigned!
rayner in as PM oh my days

would love to give myself my own name. parents picked a proper shit one, and everyone and their mother has the surname jones.

2025 youve got no life

Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer has said Reform UK's policies would "crash the economy", comparing Nigel Farage to former PM Liz Truss.
In a speech attacking the Reform leader, Sir Keir accused him of "fantasy" economics and promising unfunded tax cuts.

The gayest part of that webm is the gamer chair

Big fan of Earl Grey because of Star Trek. On a completely unrelated note, I really, REALLY wish there was only one penis in that webm

poo minister poo barmer

welsh

nah, english

Jared Diamond flummoxed

He's migrating. Fuck off mate

bored

Today I went to a restaurant by myself

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I JUST DON'T THINK THIS COUNTRY HAS THE BALLS TO PUT FARAGE IN FACHARGE

*smacks your bitch up*

nice doggie

used to do this but always feels like the restaurant staff feel sorry for me

Nice hope you had a good time xx

I think they were judging me

get the reservoirs built
get the railways nationalised
get the neets in the mines

how was it? too autistic and self conscious to do this me

They probably don't care, and even if they do care, you're a girly sissy boy for caring if they care.

this is what the americans call a corndog

they're probably disgusted by you

looks like elton john farted on it

i think at LEAST 3 welsh villages should be sacrificed for reservoirs. not like they need them, is it?

Any powerful National Socialists in?

um thats a fox

gf slapped me so hard in the face my mouth is bleeding
im in bed crying now

I use to work in a restaurant, and trust me, we all use to HOWL with laughter at people who ate on their own. We'd have tears in our eyes and we'd take pictures of them so that we could just keep on laughing at the people who ate on their own

will suck dick for wow gametime

Why not drown brown biohordes in England instead?

Gravure > JAV

I did actually, thank you
I have social anxiety so i was anxious going there but after a while I realised it wasn’t that bad

thats a knob of corn

This is the most important living philosopher

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no valleys in england

Love a pint with a fag desu

Because english people hate the welsh that’s why

why the hell would you go and name a band Audioslave

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merthyr tydfil

everywhere in wales sound like castles in mordor

>I did actually, thank you

He's a jew runt

just found out that Jeffrey Epstein killed himself so we can all move on now

Most Israelis are violent psychopaths and pedophiles who want to kill every Palestinian child they can

cause tolkien literally based his languages off welsh

At least Jeffrey Epstein wasn't a Mossad agent though.

wtf :(

Mental how batshit and mental places outside the West are. Shudder to think what a grim place the world would be without the white mans guiding hand.

I want to go outside somewhere but I have no mates. Where should I go, what should I do?

Okay?

from the visionaries that brought you “sound garden”, we proudly present…

Right now?

I am an ethnic Serb.

Are you being sarcastic

Nah, next Tuesday at 3:00pm

Sir Kier Starmer, /brit/ asks that you

Immediately suspend all arms licences and exports to Israel.

Do everything in your power to seek an immediate and permanent ceasefire in Gaza

..yh

Why doesn’t America just tell Israel to stop it or they’ll withdraw their support and let the Arabs maul them

I don’t know maybe a American flag will tell me

Lift weights. Eat healthy. Make male friendships. Be patriotic. Go to the pub. Believe in God. Get out to the countryside. Go fishing. Make your own meals. Dress well. Do DIY.

I tried so hard to believe in God I just can’t nothing I do works

Just read the bible over and over again that's all you have to do