Megatherium edition
/cum/ Canada USA Mexico
this is the new
best states:
virginia, west virginia, kentucky, tennessee, north carolina, missouri, indiana
worst states:
michigan, wisconsin, minnesota, new york, new jersey
I can’t save myself or Gaza
So if Russia or China drop one nuclear EMP over the US it will knock all the planes out of the sky and destroy everything that uses computers and we'll be sent back 1000 years instantly, is anyone else worried about this?
ok streamer university is pretty bussin fr
nothing ever happens
Farting like a horse.
Try to save yourself, no one cares about Gaza.
might go to the beach tomorrow anyone want to come with me?
are you a troon plz say no
I'm homosexual
Can we fish?
my lifespan increases by one week every time my state is not mentioned in something like this
I’m only a third of the way into Throne of Blood but is the moral of the story that women ruin all good things?
no if i was a troon i wouldnt go out in public
Missouri
Indiana
shitholes
just listened to the HH song by kanye west, it actually fucking sucks
i dont get why people still defend this guy
haha yes please don't do this silly russia or china
definitely don't do this haha
Anyone want to join me on my cross country road trip
i dont have a rod unless you want to use your tally whacker and put fishing line around it
Why don't you finish the movie and find out lol
I still need to watch Kurosawa movies, I've only seen Yojimbo
She said I'd save you but I can't
Yeah well I bet you don't even like when people fuck on your bitch, square
You'll never be hip to the times gramps
There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot
Imagine admitting that you're one of the haters that Kayne was talking about.
Bcuz he btfo da jooz
y'all are being too emotional.
just let me be a hard shell of a person.
Can we all agree that Russians aren't white?
They certainly don't act white
Who would win in a battle of 1 megatherium vs 1 000 000 theriums?
He don't understand what Kanye say on Twitter fr fr
en.wikipedia.org
Watch that one next.
didnt know this was the bitch made censored version youtube.com
yes (no) have fun though
What exactly is a therium?
Google just gives me some creature from a Skyrim mod
Cunt
fagtard
it's actually good and you're a jew. but the reason the latest album sounds different is Dave Blunts wrote it all
Rap music more like crap music
No but really.
I get the private jets and all a free jet is a free jet and a lot of it was probably normal as cover.
But why the fuck would you go to that island if you're "not a pedophile"?
Added to the list
in the 1900s, it was common to dream of the 21st century. when was the last time you heard talk of a 22nd century? it's like we don't believe we're going to make it anymore, but to endure, we MUST dream of futures worth suffering for. please, dare dream of a 22nd century.
you can't spell rap without crap
I've no patience for politics, but everytime I make my ass clap, I'm making a political statement
Seems like everyone agrees that the world will have descended into chaos and suffering by the 22nd century
No one has any optimism anymore, and I can't blame them
there is no future browns will take over white countries and civilization will come to an end
they're intentionally ruining the world so why would anyone have hope?
if i got raped and murdered and a youtuber described me as being graped and unalived, i'm haunting the shit outta that youtuber
I get the feeling that people generally don’t like me
graped and unalived
I like you
that's tru
Well, four generations of Marxist-driven "never trust anyone over 30 your parents are fascists you're oppressed and barely surviving don't let anyone tell you you're being spoiled they're out to get us climate disaster we are the last generation capitalism is rape" etc etc tends to do that yeah
A large portion of children today want to be an influencer, streamer, or YouTuber when they grow up
i'm so sick of dealing with malignant retards every single day
I live in buffalo
No one should be allowed to have more than 10 billion dollars and home prices and rent should have a cap
Good. More job options for me.
Grim
if you own a gun over a year without negligent discharging at least once, you aren't handling it enough.
Handle this pussy
me and my dad smashed the same chick. he took me bowling when he found out.
It’s good to drive out into the outskirts of town and let off a few into the air. Keeps the police honest
Be honest with a leaf that will never be able to go there.
Is the buffalo hot sauce actually better there, or is it the stuff that I can find with the online recipes?
Remember that guy on Anon Babble who detailed all of his negligent discharges
Buffalo Wild Wings is fucking garbage
This nigga fucked his mom.
I don’t know
Some people have actually had consensual sex with their moms
i got a blowjob from a girl who worked at Buffalo Wild Wings. she was a waitress, it was about 10 years ago. she still works there as a waitress to this day, i assume she is still sucking dicks too.
My wife left me after I sat on my gun weird and blew my entire dick and balls off at Cracker Barrel
peterstein got so BTFO in the religious debate Jubilee changed the title to Jordan Peterson vs 20 Atheists from Christian vs 20 Atheists
stop trying to make jason jealous
You would think that considering it's their specialty they would be kinda good but NOOOOO some shit dive bar has 10x better wings
my bestie used to work at Bdubs 10 years ago...
i've never believed in god or any other stupid shit but i definitely think israel deserves to exist and has a right to defend itself
a lot of kids wanted to be astronauts in the 20th century. doesn't mean any of them did.
maybe the real autism was the trauma we lived along the way
GROSS
ill never forget the day my dad pushed me on the ground and stepped on me in anger
well he wouldn't say he's a Christian so it's kind of false advertising you know
Peterson isn't even a Christian. He always dodges the "Do you believe" question with things like "It depends on what you mean by believe".
He's just collecting a paycheque from Daily Wire subs, who are Christians.
You know how teachers in Christian schools have to sign a Declaration of Faith document, that prevents them from spreading doubt/etc? Peterson probably signed something along the same lines, but with the DW.
A therium is 1/1,000,000th of a megatherium. It's also 1/1000th of a kilotherium.
Therapistberg said chronic nightmares come from trauma and i don't think I had any unless school was trauma
he signed up to be the christian
my new york knickies won tonight :3
Me when I'm an Eskimo and it's freezing and I need a warm place to sleep
and then wouldn't say he was a christian (because he's not)
haha but i don't think bison lived in the arctic
What is the charge? Enjoying an n-bomb? A succulent, American n-bomb?
Just like my islanders
I keep dreaming I'm back in high school
In a sleeveless shirt, windows down & type o on the speakers kinda mood
Hope im feelin this slick tomorrow
what was the thesis that was debated? that god exists or doesn't? that debate has already been done to death, no one interesting would volunteer for such a tired thesis.
Bumbars.
Do you have nice arms?
It's a copy pasta
He always dodges the "Do you believe" question with things like "It depends on what you mean by believe".
Reminds me of that one Xavier Renegade Angel bit
i have a picture of me and rake yohn
Good guess.
yeah i got an anchor tattoo on my right 'cep
wings are the shit version of tendies for stupid people who pay by weight/size to gnaw on a bone
I shook Maryland governor Wes Moore's hand at an ice cream shop in Annapolis
:(
i hope you're doing okay
for me it was when i brought home a bad report card and my mom called me an idiot in anger
They're alrigh
No, I am not alright at all and I need help to chill out.
He listens to Type o, they're probably cut to hell and back
fool me once, aw man why dude what, fool me twice, aw dude what the hell man fuck, fool me three times, aw shit dude what the fuck manj00bn
I would bring home a perfect straight a report card but have Fs for classroom conduct bc i got no attention at home and acted out at school, and my.mom would mark a bright red letter f on my ass with the belt
Spoiler: it didnt fix me
i don't wanna be
i don't wanna be gay
But the Daily Wire is Jewish. Shapiro is Jewish. Petersen is Jewish.
The black woman was Christian and they fired her over it.
No way.
I wish I were gay, my life would be easier
you're paying for bread, tendie
Like Peter Steele himself
I dont wanna be
Gay anymore
tendies do not have to be breaded any more than wings do
but at least the ones that are breaded aren't mostly breading due to low meat volume like with wings
Scolded the imaginary gf
I want that oner.
I had a dream that I was riding my dirt bike through city ruins to get places. Like some kind of post-apoc movie but cooler
this is your waitress, how much u tipping?
My mom called me an idiot for biting my ipad
hating on chicken wings
Nigga youre an actual child wtf
Yea if he was fat
Brian ruined being ironically gay in /cum/
Bulgarian Porn.
social media echo chambers are a non-stop deluge of doomsday prophecies. tiktok kids don't believe there'll be a 22nd century on earth
i tip her a free subscription to dogfartnetwork.com
Ain't now way you are over 15 years old
Get off this site please it's not good for brain development
Yea now i have to do it at work
We all call each other zaddy and talk about sex
it was the way she said it. it was dripping in disgust, like she wanted nothing to do with me.
tattoos
Dropped
Absolutely grossest name they could have came up with for a porn site
The signals of life shows it the way I showed you.
They're pro-Jew, but also pro-Christian. Knowles and Walsh are very much Christians.
Peterson isn't Jewish, he's an atheist. He was an atheist before the DW, and he didn't just suddenly have a religious conversion while working for the DW.
Plus, all his clips of them going over the Bible, isn't him talking about any Christian doctrine, but his usual psycho-analysis.
Poop is brown
i discovery 90% of new music from the Discover Weekly playlist on Spotify.
i don't listen to a lot of music.
Imagine hating me and I'm just over here like:
I was under 18 when it happened, I didn't say it happened yesterday
I live in Diarrhea City.
It is their fault to skip it and be fools.
the first ipad released 15 years ago
I caught this wigger staring saucy at my mistress
Man is not without mistake
Unlike that which he builds from his hands
the russians broke petersons brain. very sad
My dick look Indian.
Jordan Peterson is batshit insane
Sikhs are bro tier
So he could probably be like 21
You've totally broken wind
The Russians are busy.
I discover new music from the gym
lotta words just to say "gammy wiped her pubic hair on my face"
They can be bros in India, when they take all the jeets back.
Total Jewish victory btw.
I literally am
I've seen this sentence before, what does it mean
I'm a professional athlete
presumably over the speakers? do you just remember the lyrics? i know there are apps that can reverse-search based on some snippets.
yeah around 20
eat a display case of snickers i bought from costco
fingers and toes hurt like hell
hands won't stop shaking
entire body feels cold
I would tip her nothing because I don't believe in tipping.
Getting mangled is not healthy.
STUDENT ATH O LETE
it's an alt-right dogwhistle
How many snickers did you eat, exactly?
that's diabetic shock anon.
The world doesn't feel normal anymore. Everything feels strange.
Does anyone else besides me feel this way?
Classic jeet-living-in-first-world-for-the-first-time
Russian headbutt.
Everyone has felt this way since 2016, and especially since 2020
Zero. Didn't you read? He ate the display case.
no just you
made some tea gonna play stellaris now
I felt like this up until a year or so ago, now I feel like it's going back to normal.
TIME CAST A SPELL ON YOU THAT YOU WON'T FORGET ME
I KNOW I COULD HAVE LOVED YOU BUT YOU WOULD NOT LET ME
Noble? Haha.
But seriously Sikhs are good people
Sir Sean Connery (a UK actor) and Thomas Brodie Sangster (another UK actor). Both age 34 in their respective photographs.
You aren't selling me on why I should watch this video
How about you sikh god
Oner..
sikh my dikh
I looked up how many that is (32) and found that a remarkably similar thing once happened to a different anon
are sikhs the ones that wear turbans?
Connery looks like a High-T Chad. Sandster looks like a Low-T Beta.
Too much for nothing, really you thought so? You don't wonder? I will spam you with questions.
Sikh and destroy
Candace Owens is an intellectually bankrupt science denier who uses completely spurious contrarianism to grift off of fellow sub-70 IQ flat Earthers and creationists and the like. Saying, "dinosaurs are fake and gay" like their existence is obviously ridiculous should be your first red flag. This is coming from an (old Earth) creationist Christian.
How about you tier up because you're overdue for a good cry
(old Earth) creationist Christian
What is this, you believe in science but also in God? I think that's reasonable
She's also said that space is fake and gay too. She's so close to just openly saying flurf stuff.
I applied my theory of big bang XD.
Yeah. I see Hindus and Muzzies wearing em too sometimes but I don't know for what reason. The Sikhs are prohibited from ever cutting their hair; Muzzies can't cut their beards but that doesn't explain why they sometimes wear turbans.
(You) me if you want to talk shit you cowardly peer pressure golem
wings are the shittiest part of the chicken and that's why bars sell them "cheap" (by weight including bones) to drunk retards
If it were about "the primal feeling" as wing enthusiast RETARDS state you could just eat the far superior drumstick or eat the breast off the bone
Wings are the scam of chicken, you are paying the stupidity tax, this is like women who think they are "getting a deal" on retarded cakey makeup that's still overpriced.
Total wing death, line the streets with hung wingfags, genetically engineer chickens to be wingless
Furries groomed me on the internet as a teenager and now zoo is the deeply closeted skeleton i will never be free of
Me on the right
Why do you guys like NIGGER shit like well-done steaks? What in the fucking fuck? Literally why motherfucker?
What if I'm not crashing out but ascending?
They're pro Christians listening to Jews and supporting Israel
Petersen is ethnically and philosophically Jewish which is why he wasn't outright silenced in the late 10s
You're a deeply closeted furry?
Explain it.
Cause its fucking hot in the desert cunt
Chicken wings are yummy & i like eating them
Youre a fag and a retarded
what do you mean "crash out"
what are you crashing into
what are you crashing out of
you are motionless and inside
yeah zoomer there's this app called a search engine and when you type in "lyrics" + any string of lyrics at all it does this really advanced thing called a text search to show you the lyrics and the name of the song from one of 19 billion lyric websites
The Oner.
I'm a deeply closeted icelandic woman love
Listening to Jews and supporting Israel is just an Americanism at this point.
try shazam
Stating you "believe in science" is such a semantic slippery slope, because obviously you can choose to NOT believe in empirical evidence and observations, but those in and of themselves aren't really a matter of belief but rather of demonstrable reality. My reasons for being a Christian are much more complicated.
The car XD
I would never have suspected that you had an interest in icelandic women
gonna play silent hill 2 on benadryl
first time reading jewish writings?
How
I wish it stopped there
A letter by Ibrahim, sorry XD.
jordan peepee is from alberta
it, in most cases, signifies you're a neo nazi
Say no more
about to go for an incelwalk with my inceldog
because obviously you can choose to NOT believe in empirical evidence and observations
Just for a minute, believe that the sky is purple during the day.
What about prison?
And a tip of the trilby to you as well, m'juden, but i didn't asked
also if dinosaurs are so real and straight why can't I order a stegasaur steak online, hmm?
I am a follower of the primal truth - if I cannot eat it, it is not
that's why i can't come out, or else i would gladly profess my love for icelandic women
I always thought James was Asian or at least vaguely wasian. The remake creeps me out that it's a white guy
So...?
The duck may swim on the lake,
but my daddy owns the lake
That just happened...
If it can bleed, it can die
But there are things in this world that cold steel cannot touch
And they scare me
The world ended in 2012.
We are in another reality.
Keep it in theory please XD.
They are the worst tasting and mouthfeeling chicken
you're a double fag with turbo aids and extra retarded
And he's getting paid by Americans.
that can't be true.
you are my world, and you are right here.
Me noble?
Seems like it's more European Unionism at this point.
Why are they in Eurovision again?
Also why are Australia, the Jew of the south, in it?
You have gen ubwine severe manchildism
Sorry
Listening to britpop
I just visited Anon Babble and literally every thread is made by an Indian.
The Jews, my dear friends.
Get loved loser, get absolutely fucking treasured!
ah yes today i will have a peppered fear steak with dread sauce
ramblings of the deranged, do you even know how stupid you sound?
fear doesn't exist
In Theory!!!
you thought James Sunderland was asian?
hah I'm so refined and adult for paying more for less food with shittier taste and quality
go squirt fish eggs into your mouth loser
Urge to eat more cake is at critical mother fucking condition AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Show me something Icelandic...
I have a four pound cheesecake in my freezer. I got it on sale for $18.
I never saw James as Asian, you might've gotten that impression because Konami is a Japanese game company
That's when you use hot lead
*BANG BANG BANG*
you just google red haired icelandic pussy
non academic/scholarly/anthropological bible discussion
Mmmmm gonna be a nyo from me dawg
Why would you even think about doing it you?
The helldivers major order to defend super earth is a slog. Sick and fucking tired of fighting squids
i avoid debating since i have terrible memory
That's when you use hot lead
*BANG BANG BANG*
four pound cheesecake
dam nigga
fear doesn't exist
Explain what I feel when I have to walk to the end of the hallway to use the bathroom late at night
Ok.
Play Darktide
i don't (You) sharters
Yes. The only character that looks like how I imagined them is Tifa
Happy floydmas for those who celebrate
Thrill of the hunt
Eleven explicitly pro-indian threads.
Kom.
The new class doesn't come out for a little while. Going to wait to hop back in until then, but when I do I will probably still end up sticking with my old character. Plasma gun is love...
no, play vermintide 2
it's much better and less gay and also on sale right now or at least was
also everyone remember to download gladius for free
hmm let me get the feel when I have to walk to the end of the hallway casserole...
no reasoning with the mad
I want mercy.
goodnight
we need to support our hindu patriots! the founding fathers envisioned america as a refuge for 1 billion indians
No mercy for you pig
delusional escapist lust because you can't help hoping you will open the door and see a woman peeing even though you live alone?
Blood history swords.
Couldn't have said it better myself
I'm an ogryn main, but i'll jump on the new class as soon as it arrives. Mabye i'll hit 2500 hours
Darktide has rendered vermintide superfluous
Fine.
Twelve now
You write this gibberish and yet I'm the deranged one
Cool bro.
VT2 is good but does not compare favorably to DT, at least for me. I prefer guns and sci fi junk
If you love shitty balance, useless mechanics, autistic teammates, glitches, and the entire dev team being actual 90 iq retards
sleep tight
'soir
I am in the jungle.
tifa is also white
I live in a medium-sized town in the US and sleep near a large window facing the street.
I experienced sleep paralysis once, and when I woke up, I thought I saw someone in a furry costume peering through the window, just like that scene from The Shining. It was just my imagination, but I was terrified and couldn’t fall back asleep. Anyway, thank you
This is "Battleborn seems pretty good" levels of deranged
What is wrong with Anon Babble
The SECOND I get home I'm cutting in the game and downloading the next episode of the series I'm watching
I don't like any of those things but i do enjoy the gameplay loop
Gotta poop.
I've only experienced sleep paralysis a couple times, my hallucinations were entirely auditory. It sounded like someone with big loud boots opened my door and walked into my bedroom
Flag doesn't check out
One of the Roman/Greek myths of Herakles/Hercules involves him being swallowed by a whale, mirroring the biblical story of Jonah
shitty balance
useless mechanics
It's a coop pve game dummy. Balance is not important and "useless" mechanics you don't even have to engage with if you don't want to doesn't effect the game
I had it once but ignored it because i knew what it was
Noise.
What are you talking about? Isn’t the setting supposed to be a small Midwestern town? Aren't they all white american?
but ignored it
As opposed to what? You're paralyzed
Why did I start this?
Not in the remake
Betrayal music.
I just ignored being paralyzed and stood up
I mean that i wasn't worried and that seemed to end it
Flag doesn't check out
My favorite Bible theory is that the legend of Soddom and Gomorrah came from a village being destroyed by an exploding meteor
Vermintide 2 is amazing. Darktide is alright, a little meh. A lot of the environments in darktide look the same, and there characters and setting is far less interesting than Vermintides. Also vermintide is GOATed for going with the golden age midhammer elf black eyes aesthetic
they were all meat eaters
I am Very Jewish.
I'VE HAD THIS! Also like someone was banging at my door! Terrifying! Horrible!
My girl, man.
My favourite Bible theory is that it's written by Loki, which is why so much of it doesn't make sense as we learn more about reality and is full of contradictions.
We crushed this thread in only 80 minutes, good work guys
Humpbacks are bros and can't swallow you anyway. He's lucky it didn't take long to spit him out at least
Scat man.
NEW
Just gushed poopoo.
We are 60 posts above bump limit
I want her.